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WikiLeaks, Internet Nominees For Nobel Peace Prize

Hugh Pickens writes writes "WikiLeaks and the Internet are among a record 241 nominations for the 2011 Nobel Peace Prize that also includes Afghan rights advocate Sima Samar, the European Union, former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl, Cuban dissident Oswaldo Paya Sardinas, Russian rights group Memorial and its founder Svetlana Gannushkina. 'Looking at the long term, we can say interest in the prize is strong and growing along with the number of candidates,' says Geir Lundestad, a non-voting member of the Nobel panel. WikiLeaks grabbed the world's attention and angered a number of governments by publishing thousands of secret US diplomatic cables, while pundits say the Internet or social media such as Facebook and Twitter, which have been used to help organize dissent in countries with oppressive governments, could be rewarded. Under the leadership of former Prime Minister Thorbjoern Jagland, the Nobel panel has not shied away from bold decisions — first picking Barack Obama just months after he became US president, and last year awarding the prize to jailed Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo."

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  1. I'd love to meet this Internet guy by kriston · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd love to meet this Internet guy some day.

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    1. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by andrea.sartori · · Score: 2

      At this point I'd propose a nomination for the Medicine Nobel: water. (Hey, it keeps people alive all the time.)
      On the other hand among the nominees you have the EU. The Nobel Committee must be just trolling.

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    2. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh c'mon, he's a myth. Everywhere and nowhere, transcending space and time... get real!

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    3. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He lives in Holland and kept in isolation by his governement and Queen. No kidding.

    4. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know, the EU has been pretty successfull at keeping peace in Europe itself...

      And if you think that's no big deal, ask yourself: where were the last few "world wars" fought?

    5. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      We have met the Internet and he is us.

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    6. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      This may just be conjecture, but I hear Internet's a pretty cool guy. He has pron and doesn't afraid of anything.

    7. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by mrrudge · · Score: 2

      Never again.

      War isn't a flashy news item with patriotic missiles gleaming off into the sunset, it's friends and relatives dying horrible, horrible deaths.

    8. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by rednip · · Score: 3, Funny

      You would feel that way about water, if you knew the evil it has done: Dihydrogen Monoxide Warning

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    9. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by andrea.sartori · · Score: 1

      I'd say that no war has ever been fought in my house, but I hardly deserve a Nobel prize. By the way, the EU has mostly been successful in causing wars to be fought outside Europe... provided we count the Western Balkans / former Yugoslavia as "outside Europe" along with Georgia and the Caucasus. And Transnistria. And Kosovo.

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    10. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Canazza · · Score: 2

      If the Internet wins, will Al Gore be picking the award up on it's behalf?

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    11. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Weezul · · Score: 0

      That's be asinine, Gore won one Nobel Peace Prize himself already.

      You shouldn't give the award to engineers for side effects of their work either, i.e. Tim Berners-Lee, Zuckerberg, etc. should not do the accepting if the internet wins. Ideally, the people who accept the prize should be people who're most putting themselves at risk to make the internet friendly to dissidents. And that'd be Julian Assange, Jacob Appelbaum (Tor project), etc. :)

      We should all pull for Assange here because that'd be fucking hilarious if they must award an empty chair with him in prison. lol And Manning too for the same reason.

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    12. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Really? You don't remember that whole Bosnia-Croatia-Kosovo thing? The EU couldn't keep the peace 300 miles from Rome. The NATO/Russian lead Dayton Accords ended the war in Bosnia after three years of failed EU attempts.

      I also remember IFOR in Bosnia having alot of American units, in fact Task Force Eagle's US Army units made up the bulk of the ground forces there in Bosnia.

      100,000 people died in Bosnia because of the EU's successful peacekeeping. 10,000+ dead in Kosovo and another 120,000 dead in the break up of Yugoslavia.

      If we are talking about keeping the peace in Europe, why didn't the US Army, BAOR/British Forces Germany and Soviet Guard Armies get nominated? They are the forces that kept Europe from blowing up from 1945 to 1991, then the Russians, British, Americans and French rolled down to fix Bosnia.

    13. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Kavli · · Score: 1

      Have you never seen "Connection reset by peer"?

      It's this Peer-guy you're looking for.

    14. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Canazza · · Score: 1

      It was a joke.

      But the problem is, the World Peace that emerged from the Internet was not the creation of one, or even a team of people. Especially in the Middle East. If anyone should get the Nobel Peace Prize it's the whole of Egypt in what has amounted to a bloodless coup. The Internet facilitated it yes, but that's like saying Newton's pen is the reason we have Calculus

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    15. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I'd love to meet this Internet guy some day.

      I hear he hangs around on Microsoft Network.

    16. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean Dan quayle is getting a boble prize and a million bucks then? After all he did invent the inter tubes.

    17. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      G-man is the internet?

    18. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Enigma23 · · Score: 1

      If the Internet wins, will Al Gore be picking the award up on it's behalf?

      If it wins, I think Tim Berners-Lee should collect the award, personally.

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    19. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by teslafreak · · Score: 1

      ...it's the whole of Egypt in what has amounted to a bloodless coup...

      Less bloody than some perhaps, but I would hardly call it bloodless.

    20. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy... Google Al Gore

    21. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      It was a joke.

      The attempt was a joke, the content was just pathetic.

    22. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      I'd love to meet this Internet guy some day.

      Don't be silly, the Internet isn't a person, it's a small black box.

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    23. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by IICV · · Score: 1

      Well the thing is, a whole lot of people can nominate almost anything for the Nobel Peace Prize - just look at who's eligible to submit a nomination on Wikipedia:

      * Members of national assemblies and governments and members of the Inter-Parliamentary Union,
              * Members of the Permanent Court of Arbitration and the International Court of Justice at the Hague,
              * Members of Institut de Droit International,
              * University professors of history, political science, philosophy, law and theology, university presidents and directors of peace research and international affairs institutes,
              * Former recipients, including board members of organizations that have previously won the prize,
              * Present and past members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and
              * Former permanent advisers to the Norwegian Nobel Institute.

      The two I bolded represent a while shitload of people, of whom there are certainly a number of cranks. Nobel Peace Prize nominations are basically meaningless.

    24. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy website from 1995 Batman!

    25. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bosnia-Croatia-Kosovo. None of them are members of the EU so you are just reaffirming the point of the parent.

    26. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      On the whole the EU is non-interventionist unlike the US which tends towards interventionism. Peacekeeping is a messy business too. How many people in Iraq have died since the US led regime change ? 100,000 civilians according to some sources and that's not even a full blown civil war like Yugoslavia was.

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    27. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Exclamation+mark! · · Score: 1

      Check him out at http://www.goatse.cx/

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    28. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      I'll certainly be claiming some of that prize money. I won the internet once in a forum discussion. Good thing I kept the voucher.

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    29. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The original post said:

      EU has been pretty successfull at keeping peace in Europe

      Bosnia, Croatia and Kosovo are all in Europe.

    30. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Internet guy? That must be Al Gore, since he invented the Internet.

    31. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by mirix · · Score: 1

      Yugoslavian disintegration became a clusterfuck because of international interference, not in spite of it.

      Especially Kosovo, what a joke. NATO comes in on false accusations of genocide. The UN passes a resolution that it will not be given independence, and a few years later it becomes independent.

      Unfortunately it's hard to run a legitimate country by drug, weapons, and human trafficking (which was what the terrorist KLA, now leaders, did prior to independence), so the place has over 50% unemployment. Fuck yeah.

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    32. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by russotto · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't give the award to engineers for side effects of their work either

      Yeah, screw engineers. They get all the credit as it is. Hell, you'd think they invented the Nobel prize or something.

    33. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do, of course, realize that the Nobel Peace Prize is separate from all the rest? It's chosen and awarded by different folks (heck, it's a Norwegian thing rather than a Swedish thing, even!), it was added to the lineup at a different time and for different reasons, and it NEVER was not political.

      On the other hand among the nominees you have the EU. The Nobel Committee must be just trolling.

      Because you dislike the EU, I presume? No, the only one trolling is you.

    34. Re:I'd love to meet this Internet guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do, of course, realize that the Nobel Peace Prize is separate from all the rest? It's chosen and awarded by different folks (heck, it's a Norwegian thing rather than a Swedish thing, even!), it was added to the lineup at a different time and for different reasons, and it NEVER was not political.

      So?

  2. The nomination of Wikileaks by idontgno · · Score: 4, Interesting

    will leave the United States government in an interesting quandry if it proceeds to success.

    The US was vociferous in supporting the award of the Peace Prize to Liu Xiaobo, in the face of the Chinese government's strident opposition. What will it do when an organization it considers "treasonous" is a Nobel candidate?

    Just for payback... I mean, symmetry... China should publicly back Wikileaks' bid.

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    1. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by darjen · · Score: 3, Informative

      It just so happens that Liu Xiaobo was/is an ardent supporter of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, which probably gave the USA even more cause to support him. I don't understand how on earth you can give a peace prize to someone who supports war. What a joke.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liu_Xiaobo#Political_views

    2. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by nomadic · · Score: 1

      They gave Henry Kissinger a peace prize; everything after that was downhill.

    3. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Magada · · Score: 1

      Dunno. Sic mercs on them, maybe? Plausible deniability is a sweet thing.

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    4. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by GooberToo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Known terrorists have literally been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Obama was awarded the prize for having done absolutely nothing to earn it. The combination literally means everyone on earth has earned a Nobel prize. Sadly, the prize has become something of a sad joke and isn't respected by anyone with a brain. Worse, in modern times, they've been attempting to use it to shape politics rather than reward high ethics and peaceful politics, making it all the more pathetic.

      The Nobel Peace Prize is absolutely meaningless at this point in time.

    5. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by royallthefourth · · Score: 1

      Just for payback... I mean, symmetry... China should publicly back Wikileaks' bid.

      Perhaps you mean harmony ;-)

    6. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      A better question is, despite your hyperbole, why would the US government care. Furthermore, they have no input into the matter so even if they do care, who cares.

    7. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Nobel Peace Prize is absolutely meaningless at this point in time.

      So... it worked! You do realize that their purpose is to take away from us everything that means something to us, right?

    8. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Muahaha delicious, I was hoping this would happen for exactly this reason. Let's see how the US reacts when the tables are turned.

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    9. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Xphile101361 · · Score: 1

      Except I'm sure that China is far more afraid of wikileaks than the US Government.

    10. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      So basically, it's like those crappy little trophies they hand out to every single Little League player at the end of the year (regardless of how well they actually played), except it's only one award and just once per year?

    11. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The combination literally means everyone on earth has earned a Nobel prize.

      Figuratively. Figuratively everyone. Unless I missed a memo and have a prize to go pick up.

    12. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Every time I see these slams against Obama for getting the prize for nothing, I smile. Because the way the rants are phrased only prove to me that committee made the right choice. Obama is just the placeholder. It's the American people who really won the award.

      "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

    13. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember the only thing war ends with is peace and the only thing peace ends with is war.

    14. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Known terrorists have literally been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

      There are at least 2 counterarguments to this being somehow illegitimate:
      1. "Terrorist" is an extremely hard word to define, because almost everything that people generally considered terrorists do, governments also do. For instance, the US government has blown up apartment buildings in Yemen to try to influence Yemeni policy. All too often, "terrorist", like "communist" 50 years ago, just means "some guy a government doesn't like".
      2. Known terrorists can in fact make peace. The IRA were terrorists, yet they made peace with the UK. The ANC were at times terrorists, but Nelson Mandela made peace with the South African government.

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    15. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Spykk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Known terrorists have literally been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Obama was awarded the prize for having done absolutely nothing to earn it. The combination literally means everyone on earth has earned a Nobel prize.

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    16. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of a passage in "Interesting Times" by Terry Pratchett. It goes along the lines of:

      - You are a rebel. You should be punished!
      - But there are mitigating circumstances!
      - There are no mitigating circumstances for rebels.
      - Unless you WIN.
      - Yes, that is the only mitigating circumstance.

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    17. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Known terrorists have literally been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Obama was awarded the prize for having done absolutely nothing to earn it. The combination literally means everyone on earth has earned a Nobel prize. Sadly, the prize has become something of a sad joke and isn't respected by anyone with a brain. Worse, in modern times, they've been attempting to use it to shape politics rather than reward high ethics and peaceful politics, making it all the more pathetic.

      A known terrorist that at the time was shaking hands and making peace with the israelis on the White House lawn. Also I think Norway suffered an awful lot of hubris because these were the Oslo Accords, Oslo being the capital of Norway. Many people liked to believe this was the agreement to finally settle things between the israelis and palestinians, which would have been a prize-worthy accomplishment no matter his past. The trouble is that they act too soon, they put the prestige of the peace prize into the deal to make it hold rather than wait and see if this agreement flops like so many have in the past. And when it does, the agreement becomes less important and people start looking at who the f*** they actually gave the prize to. It was a screwup, I think all agree on that.

      I don't see them trying to shape politics as bad as such, obviously awarding it to Liu Xiaobo is an attempt to influence Chinese politics. You can go back to 1935 and the prize to Carl von Ossietzky was clearly an attempt to influence German politics, it's not like this is a new thing. What's bad is that they no longer reward high risk, long term commitment and actual accomplishments. Instead they try making it an obligation on the recipients, like they did with Obama. Plus they stuck their hand up the beehive of global politics, you can't give the prize to a sitting US president one year and a Chinese dissident the next year without apparently taking sides. And that's the last thing they should do. At least they're not too afraid to award the prize to controversial characters, like they did with Gandhi. It's not like the past was perfect and the present hopeless, but I wish they'd stick more with unknown heroes and less with top politicians, big UN made organizations and such.

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    18. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Obama supports war and he got the Nobel Peace Prize.

    19. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      That is probably the best description of affirmative action that I've ever seen!

      And probably the last thing Martin Luther King was suggesting was that one of his kids should be given a reward of some kind simply for being a placeholder, that is, that they were judged by the color of their skin, and not by the content of their character.

      If you want to endorse the views of MLK, then be happy or sad about the award being given to Obama by virtue of his character, not his skin.

    20. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by arth1 · · Score: 1

      A known terrorist that at the time was shaking hands and making peace with the israelis on the White House lawn.

      Don't forget Meachem Begin, who was one of the Irgun terrorist organization leaders, and directly responsible for the King David Hotel bombing, in which 91 people (mostly British and Arab civilians) died. Unlike Arafat, he never distanced himself from violence.
      Or Nelson Mandela, who was a founding member of Spear of the Nation, responsible for quite a few terrorist acts.
      There is nothing that makes Irgun and Spear's actions any better than PLOs, so only focusing on Arafat is partisan at best and uninformed at worst.

      Anyhow, it's not a Peace Prize. It's a zeitgeist prize intended to send a political message.

    21. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Go back under your right wing bridge, troll. Barack Obama brought peace to Iraq and Afghanistan. Barack Obama brought democracy to Egypt and Libya. Barack Obama brought freedom to China. to say that he did nothing to earn it can only mean that you are a racist redneck inbred hillbilly.

    22. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Enigma23 · · Score: 1

      The ANC were at times terrorists, but Nelson Mandela made peace with the South African government.

      As the saying goes, "One man's terrorist is another's freedom fighter."

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    23. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by teslafreak · · Score: 1

      Yes, but with more media coverage. Other than being on the news, it is pretty much the same.

    24. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Genrou · · Score: 1

      will leave the United States government in an interesting quandry if it proceeds to success.

      While I agree, wouldn't it look even worse to, say, Sweden?

    25. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      The combination literally means everyone on earth has earned a Nobel prize.

      Everyone has literally won a Nobel prize? Do we each get the prize money or is it split among everyone on Earth? I'm guessing split. So about $1.4 million split between about 6 billion people... Less than a penny each. Actually, forget my prize money. I just want a little statue or plaque to hang on my wall. Baring that, can I at least put "Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize" on my resume?

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    26. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by KJE · · Score: 1
    27. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 0

      Every time I see these slams against Obama for getting the prize for nothing, I smile. Because the way the rants are phrased only prove to me that committee made the right choice. Obama is just the placeholder. It's the American people who really won the award.

      No disrespect, but the American people dont deserve it either. Its because of the people's support, that these wars happened (Iraq, Afghanistan, you name it). In my opinion, the people are completely responsible for the actions of a democratically elected Govt.

    28. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      You didn't really read the parent and try to understand it, you just knee-jerked a response. And missed the point.

      Don't be a maroon.

    29. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2

      "Worse, in modern times, they've been attempting to use it to shape politics"

      Arguably, that's exactly what it's for. Just as with the science-oriented Nobel prizes - they enable the receiver to conduct more research, freeing them from some of the financial constraints.

      In that sense it wasn't really wrong to give the prize to Obama because he hadn't done anything yet - it was wrong mainly because it was already clear that he wouldn't and also because the money would not help him to accomplish any of his (nominal) goals in the first place. (If you have the resources of the US presidency, then the prize doesn't add much to that.)

      Obama mentioned in his speech that he saw the prize as an obligation, and I suppose that may have been what the committee was trying to accomplish. It didn't work, but that's life. Similar motivations may have driving giving the prize to Arafat. It would have been nice if that had helped to bring about peace in the mid-east - too bad it didn't.

      So by all means: this is a political prize, and I think that's exactly what it's supposed to be.

    30. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>The combination literally means everyone on earth has earned a Nobel prize.

      Kind of like the "Time Person of the Year" for 2006?

    31. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Duradin · · Score: 1

      With our perfect precognition abilities we should have seen what their actions would have been before we voted for them but something was clouding our senses, hmm, I bet it was reality and its pesky ability of pointing out that we don't have precognitive abilities.

      I would wager that a direct democracy's response would have been far more brutal since only the communists and intellectuals (but I repeat myself) do that th, thin, thinking, ya, thinking thing.

    32. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how on earth you can give a peace prize to someone who supports war.

      Yeah, a lot of people seem to be under the impression that anything they can't automatically understand must necessarily be wrong. It's called a "god-of-the-gaps" fallacy.

      Si vis pacem, fac bellum.

    33. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how on earth you can give a peace prize to someone who supports war. What a joke.

      For the same reason that the award is named after the guy that invented... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamite

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    34. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by darjen · · Score: 1

      No. Obama doesn't deserve a peace prize for continuing the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan even though the American people want out. Not to mention all the supposed enemy combatants he continues to jail indefinitely without any evidence or trial. Many innocent lives continue to be destroyed because Obama refuses to quit the wars which he campaigned against.

    35. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by grangerg · · Score: 1

      The Nobel Peace prize has been a sad joke for a long time. Obama wasn't the first epic fail (e.g. Gore, Carter, Kissinger, etc.). They've got a long standing tradition over there with the Peace prize.

    36. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Alimony+Pakhdan · · Score: 1

      Have you considered investing in Hindsight LLC.?

    37. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Known terrorists can in fact make peace. The IRA were terrorists, yet they made peace with the UK. The ANC were at times terrorists, but Nelson Mandela made peace with the South African government.

      Making peace shouldn't be worthy of an award when you were an active participant of the war which is ended by that peace. I mean, by that logic, Stalin would have qualified for Peace Prize for making peace with Finland after the Winter War, to give one example.

    38. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by russotto · · Score: 1

      Known terrorists have literally been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Obama was awarded the prize for having done absolutely nothing to earn it. The combination literally means everyone on earth has earned a Nobel prize.

      There might be just one guy who hasn't earned it. Just for completeness, then, I nominate Colonel Mohamar Kadaffi of Libya for the Nobel Peace Prize.

    39. Re: The nomination of Wikileaks by gidds · · Score: 1

      1. The difference is that governments (at least in true democracies) have a mandate from their people. Terrorists don't -- no matter how much publicity they get.

      2. "The IRA were terrorists, yet they made peace with the UK." Only if you define 'made peace with' as 'stopped bombing'...

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    40. Re:The nomination of Wikileaks by Xest · · Score: 1

      "1. "Terrorist" is an extremely hard word to define, because almost everything that people generally considered terrorists do, governments also do. For instance, the US government has blown up apartment buildings in Yemen to try to influence Yemeni policy. All too often, "terrorist", like "communist" 50 years ago, just means "some guy a government doesn't like"."

      Well it's not, not at all. A terrorist is simply someone who uses terror to try and influence politics.

      The fact that even governments use terrorist tactics doesn't muddy the waters with respect to the definition, it just means that these governments are engaging in terrorism and are hence themselves acting as terrorists. Confusion only exists when people suggest someone isn't a terrorist simply because they agree with the terrorist's cause, but that's their problem and not a difficulty in defining the term, the term is well defined, it's just abused.

      If you want to know whether someone is a terrorist or not simply look to see if they have used terror tactics to push a political agenda, it really is that simple and being a member of government doesn't free you from the definition at all as much as governments guilty of taking part in terrorism would like that to be the case.

      "2. Known terrorists can in fact make peace. The IRA were terrorists, yet they made peace with the UK. The ANC were at times terrorists, but Nelson Mandela made peace with the South African government."

      Well of course known terrorists can make peace, if they achieve their political goals from terrorism and are content with having achieved that then they have no more reason to continue using terror tactics. Some will then go on to make more demands and continue to act as terrorists indefinitely. The IRA fits the bill in this respect- they used terrorism to force concessions and when they felt enough concessions had been made they stopped terrorising (to a degree- some IRA members are still committing terrorist acts to this day).

      The real debate isn't whether terrorists can allow for peace, it's whether they deserve to be rewarded for allowing for peace when the whole reason there wasn't peace in the first place was because of their actions. I would argue absolutely not, the type of people who should be rewarded for peace are those who achieve it in the face of aggressors whilst remaining as peaceful as reasonably possible themselves.

  3. Acceptance by Meneth · · Score: 1

    Who can accept an award on behalf of the Internet? The Swedish Pirate Party has a candidate, presented here. (Google translation to English)

    1. Re:Acceptance by jolyonr · · Score: 5, Funny

      Who can accept an award on behalf of the Internet?

      Al Gore, of course!

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    2. Re:Acceptance by ACS+Solver · · Score: 2

      I don't really like how the nomination is for the Internet as an entity, though I agree there needs to be a Peace Prize for it. The best candidate is probably Sir Tim Berners-Lee. To most people, the Web IS the Internet - let's face it, when people think of the Internet and its contributions to society, they probably do not think about BBS of olde or of Gopher servers. Berners-Lee also has the advantage of actually being personally responsible for something. Many important creations end up being the work of a larger group where it's hard to single anyone out. So given what the Internet means to people, Berners-Lee is probably the best single person to represent it.

    3. Re:Acceptance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to go with Tim Berners-Lee, Ben Huh being a close second.

    4. Re:Acceptance by arielCo · · Score: 1

      This would be a fine occasion to say "Relax, I'm from the Internet" in real life :)

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    5. Re:Acceptance by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I can think of some other candidates...

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    6. Re:Acceptance by MonsterMasher · · Score: 1

      Funny. Al Gore. For Internet. I happen to think Assange needs and deserves it.

      But Gore did pitch and win funding for the basic DARPA net which grew into the Internet. BTW, you will never find an old quote of him saying he invented the Internet. The people who still believe this have not realised the extent of workers being shafted in the USA for the last 30 years. This is still a wealthy country, we just are not so rich and immoral as to carpet bomb entire countries so that corporations can improve their bottom line.

      Can't wait to see how funny the future is, with depression level economy and unions broken. Your children in work camps, a religious nut in the white house, dog eat dog world where old and poor freeze to death, and young kids grow hungry.

    7. Re:Acceptance by Weezul · · Score: 0

      You should not choose the awardees or accepters of a Nobel Peace Prize based upon side effects of their work, that's just dumb. So no Tim Berners-Lee, no Zuckerberg, etc.

      If the internet wins, those accepting should be people who've put themselves on the line by bringing technology to dissidents, i.e. Julian Assange, Jacob Appelbaum (Tor project), etc. And there will truly epic lulz if they need an empty chair for Assange because he's in prison.

      Alternatively, you might choose Arab and North African revolutionaries who've made incredible usage of the internet.

      p.s. They could jointly award WikiLeaks and the anonymous source(s) of their three big classified U.S. leaks, an empty chair since Brian Manning rots in prison. Again epic lulz! And double secret probation epic lulz if they need an empty char for both Assange and Manning. :)

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    8. Re:Acceptance by Weezul · · Score: 0

      That's dumb, you shouldn't award the prize for a side effect of an unrelated engineering effort. Prizes must be purely functional! ;)

      Fuck, that ass Zuckerberg would beat out Tim Berners-Lee anywho. Zuckerberg was at least considering the social consequences, sure he'd bad social consequences in mind, but he still better understood the consequences of his invention than Tim Berners-Lee.

      If the internet wins, those accepting should be people who've put themselves on the line by bringing technology to dissidents, i.e. Julian Assange, Jacob Appelbaum (Tor project), etc. Plus we'll get epic lulz if they need an empty chair for Assange.

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    9. Re:Acceptance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.

    10. Re:Acceptance by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Only if you're here to glue captions on our cats.

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    11. Re:Acceptance by Grapplebeam · · Score: 1

      I was actually gonna say 4chan could accept it... If they had any leaders to speak of, that is.

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    12. Re:Acceptance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who can accept an award on behalf of the Internet?

      Al Gore, of course!

      I nominate this for best post.

    13. Re:Acceptance by bazorg · · Score: 1

      Can't decide between Mr Goatse or Rick Astley...

  4. Chinese anger and WikiLeaks redemption? by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

    Norwegian companies have reported still meeting problems trading with China for having had the gal to give the price to a Chinese criminal, and the Chinese refuse to accept that the Nobel Peace Committee is independent of government.

    I wonder if this misunderstanding could be rectified if WikiLeaks was given the peace price? At the very least China would see that they make decisions that obviously isn't in the best interest of the Norwegian state.

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    1. Re:Chinese anger and WikiLeaks redemption? by tnk1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Its not a misunderstanding. The Chinese know full well the prize committee is not an agent of the government, they just choose to spin it that way for their population.

      What they really think about it is that it is an outgrowth of Western culture and political theory. The Chinese government believes that it has the best interests of its people at heart, and that a state like theirs is best for China. They know the the West does not share that opinion, so the Chinese government will use whatever means it has to discredit the prize committee when it conflicts with them. The best way of doing that is to spin it as a political tool.

      As for the problems with trade, they are not punishing Norway for awarding the prize, they are punishing Norway for failing to spy on the committee, and then to for failing to intervene, exert influence and prevent such a candidate from being awarded the prize simply because China is bigger and more powerful. They are trying to bully the Norwegian government into acting in a manner contrary to its people's expectations and more in line with China's. China expects that other governments will do special things to stay friendly with China, and if they don't, they will make sure that the transgressor will pay for their lack of vision.

      In short, China won't care if Wikileaks wins, they only care that they were thwarted before and they do not like to be thwarted. The only thing that will mollify China is if their hand-picked candidate wins due specifically to Chinese power. This isn't a matter of balance, its a pure dick waving contest.

    2. Re:Chinese anger and WikiLeaks redemption? by BZ · · Score: 2

      > The Chinese know full well the prize committee is
      > not an agent of the government

      Uh... The peace prize committee is appointed by the Norwegian Parliament. There is now a restriction that sitting members of the Parliament can't be on the committee, but it's just made up of past members of the Parliament.

      Looking at the makeup of the committee as of today ( http://nobelpeaceprize.org/en_GB/nomination_committee/members/ ) I see:

      1) Chair was a member of the Parliament 1993-2009, president of the Parliament 2005-2009, Prime minister 1996-1997. On the committee since 2009.

      2) Deputy chair was a member of the Parliament 1981-1997, on the committee since 2003.

      3) Third member was a member of the Parliament 1977-1993, member of the committee since 1994.

      4) Fourth member was a member of the Parliament 1989-1993, on the comittee since 2000.

      5) Fifth member was a member of the Parliament 1997-2009, a member of the committee since 2009.

      So as of 2010, two of the 5 committee members had been in the Parliament just the year before, and one more had been on the committee ever since she stopped being a member of the Parliament.

      Given this setup, and the fact that the committee members have limited terms have to be reappointed by the Parliament, it'd have a pretty hard time not being an agent of the government. Now obviously the Parliament has no _official_ way to influence the decision... but all these people's friends very much "the government" and their standing in the social circles they frequent will depend on their committee's decision.

      If they wanted a _really_ independent committee, the selection process for it and the composition of the committee would be radically different. But they want plausible deniability, not real independence.

      Now what you say about China certainly seems true to me, and would be true even if the committee _were_ an official agent of the Norwegian government, instead of the unofficial one it actually is.

  5. Hopelessly political by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The prize now has become so political that it's hard to take it seriously anymore. There is no way Wikileaks stands a chance because of the way the committee is beholden to Western governments. Only pro-Western dissidents ever win, NEVER anti-Western dissidents or even those who might be construed as opposed to Western governments (ala Wikileaks). Obama's prize was the height of this political hypocrisy--giving him the award before he even had the chance to do anything, just on his word that he was going to do peaceful stuff (which he hasn't, if anything he's expanded Bush's heavy-handed war policies even more).

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    1. Re:Hopelessly political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The prize now has become so political that it's hard to take it seriously anymore. There is no way Wikileaks stands a chance because of the way the committee is beholden to Western governments. Only pro-Western dissidents ever win, NEVER anti-Western dissidents or even those who might be construed as opposed to Western governments (ala Wikileaks). Obama's prize was the height of this political hypocrisy--giving him the award before he even had the chance to do anything, just on his word that he was going to do peaceful stuff (which he hasn't, if anything he's expanded Bush's heavy-handed war policies even more).

      What exactly did Wikileaks do to deserve a prize? It's hopelessly political because everyone wants their guy to win (including you), rather than it being about something we can all agree on.

    2. Re:Hopelessly political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd award Barry Obama a prize just for ending the NeoCon control of the WH.

      The next guy will deserve one for ending the Hollywood control of it too.

    3. Re:Hopelessly political by darjen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The hypocrisy in giving Obama the prize wasn't because he didn't have the chance to do anything. It's because Obama ended up embracing and extending Bush's wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, bombing Pakistan and the covert operations there. He utterly failed in his promise to close Guantanamo, insists on continuing the practice of jailing so-called enemy combatants indefinitely with no evidence or trial, etc etc etc.

      You don't give someone who willingly insists on conducting global wars the peace prize. At least not if you have any credibility whatsoever.

    4. Re:Hopelessly political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, the Nobel prize committee hardly makes "bold" decisions. It picks obvious candidates, all of whom are popular with the "Stuff White People Like" crowd.

      I think they fucked up by picking Obama, though. Accepting the prize was his "jumped the shark" moment. All the things he's done since, like sticking with Bush policies, just follow naturally from the arrogance of accepting a major prize for doing nothing.

    5. Re:Hopelessly political by drakaan · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I agree. Peace is the opposite of death and chaos, but that death and chaos can occur without an official "war" being waged. For that matter, sometimes, official "war" is what ends the death and chaos.

      I can't argue with your analysis of the President's promises vs. actions (though I doubt we agree on what was a failure and why), but I think you *can* give someone the peace prize who conducts war, if the reason and end result is a decrease in that same death and chaos for innocent people.

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    6. Re:Hopelessly political by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      You mean like back when they gave it to Henry Kissinger? Really, the politicized nature of the prize is nothing new.

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    7. Re:Hopelessly political by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I'd award Barry Obama a prize just for ending the NeoCon control of the WH.

      You misspelled "extending"

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    8. Re:Hopelessly political by LordVader717 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Obama basically got the prize for the new START treaty. Of course his actions since then have been very unconvincing and many would like to be able to retract the prize after so many U-turns.

    9. Re:Hopelessly political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please, fighting for peace is like raping for virginity, it doesn't really work (and you're doing it wrong if you're trying). The biggest decrease in death and chaos by that logic is to bring death upon all people. Squashing dissidents, whether you call them terrorists or vietcongs, until there are none left to fight is not "peace": It's tyranny.

    10. Re:Hopelessly political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that matter, sometimes, official "war" is what ends the death and chaos.

      True, but that is nowhere near the case in Iraq. The hundreds of thousands of dead are a testament to it being a colossal fuckup. Most of that is from sectarian violence, which the USA allowed to happen (not that I think there was anyway to avoid it after the invasion). If they tried that shit under Saddam, he would have gassed them all or something. Plus they'd have no hope of electing someone to power after kicking out the minority.

      You can't argue that Obama broke some promises, but to say he's extending the war? Naw dude.

    11. Re:Hopelessly political by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      It's SUPPOSED to be political. It's a prize for peace. The idea of peace is inherently political.

    12. Re:Hopelessly political by darjen · · Score: 0

      I'm almost 100% certain that Obama's war machine has destroyed far more innocent life than it has helped. Is there anyone who is better off, besides the wealthy executives of industrial companies (war profiteers) who get the military contracts? Certainly not the average Iraqi, Afghani, or American citizen...

    13. Re:Hopelessly political by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Peace is the opposite of death and chaos

      Chaos perhaps, but deaths are going to happen however peaceful things are. Perhaps you meant violent death?

    14. Re:Hopelessly political by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Oh please, fighting for peace is like raping for virginity

      No. Virginity is a state that, once abrogated, cannot be regained. Peace is a state that can be regained.

      Bad analogy, regardless of your viewpoint.

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    15. Re:Hopelessly political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the number of decommissioned thermo-nukes lines up with the decay of tritium for a reason. political creeps just figured they could squeeze some good press out of it and every scientist worth a darn knows it.

      i apologize for posting science on an IT discussion board, but that's where this treaty comes from.

    16. Re:Hopelessly political by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 5, Informative

      The prize now has become so political that it's hard to take it seriously anymore.

      The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who "shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses." Bitching about who was awarded with the Nobel Peace Prize because the process "has become so political" is therefore absurd, because the very purpose and existence of this award is political. Wars are political, relations between nations are political, acts between states are political. Therefore, by it's very nature, it's quite obvious that the purpose of this award, and the only purpose it has, is to praise a specific type of political action, which is in itself a political act.

      As a consequence, it's stupid to try to downplay the Nobel Peace Prize by complaining that it "has become so political". It's stupid because this sort of accusation reflects the ignorance of those who reiterate it regarding the Nobel Peace Prize, and it demonstrates a failure to understand it's intended purpose, as set by Alfred Nobel.

      More depressing than this, this sort of accusation actually is meant to convey the following complaint: "I don't like the person who was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, his award means that what he does or represent has been publicly praised to a world-wide audience, and as I don't like that person then I feel I'm forced to resort to pettiness to try to downgrade that achievement". After all, you don't complain that the Nobel Peace Prize is meaningless. Instead, your complains boil down to

      1. X was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
      2. I don't like X
      3. Therefore this means Nobel Peace Prize isn't good anymore
      4. As the Nobel Piece Prize isn't good anymore, X's award means next to nothing
      5. As X's award means next to nothing, X isn't good, and everyone should hate X, just like I do

      So, to sum things up, the Nobel Peace Prize is, and always was, political in nature. And nothing other than that. So bitching about it being political is just like bitching that the water is wet.

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    17. Re:Hopelessly political by drakaan · · Score: 1

      Wasn't talking about squashing dissidents, and you're right about the greatest decrease in death and chaos being to kill everybody...however, I'm not talking about an absolute change, I'm talking about a relative one (one situation: war, bringing about a more peaceful world than its absence).

      Tyranny implies using violence solely to exert control, and that is not, and will not ever be, part of the argument I just made.

      The U.S. Civil War and one or two world wars are examples in which death and chaos were diminished by war itself.

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    18. Re:Hopelessly political by drakaan · · Score: 1

      Re-read my post. I didn't say that. I said that you can be sane and consider awarding a peace prize to someone who starts a war

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    19. Re:Hopelessly political by drakaan · · Score: 1

      I'm almost 100% certain that Obama's war machine has destroyed far more innocent life than it has helped.

      Seems pointless to discuss it, given your stated level of certainty, but *why* are you so certain? What fact, observation, or insight brings you to that conclusion? Your definition of "better off" seems to be solely monetary, but that's a quaint distinction best used by people who live in places where you are not likely to get shot, gassed, or imprisoned for having a loudly voiced opinion.

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    20. Re:Hopelessly political by drakaan · · Score: 1

      Yep. I did indeed mean violent death. And furthermore, violent death at the hands of another human who intentionally killed you.

      Seemed a bit wordy, though, and I hope others had the same insight as you as to my full meaning there.

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    21. Re:Hopelessly political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama's prize was the height of this political hypocrisy--giving him the award before he even had the chance to do anything

      Sorry, that's stupid. I disagreed with the price being given to Obama and still do, but you don't think that he appeared out of nowhere when he became president, do you? He did political work for many years before that. I personally don't think what he did would justify such a high honor, but the whole "Obama got the Nobel peace prize for not being Dubya" spiel is a lie perpetrated by the wingnuts on the far right.

    22. Re:Hopelessly political by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Only pro-Western dissidents ever win, NEVER anti-Western dissidents or even those who might be construed as opposed to Western governments (ala Wikileaks).

      Yeah, I know. I'm still disappointed that they turned down my previous nominations of Fidel Castro and Kim Jong Il. This year I'm gonna nominate Osama Bin Laden - another truly heroic "Anti-Western-Dissident" - but those damn Swedes will probably just ignore me again.

      Also, remember, wikileaks is "non-partisan" and "objective". Don't make the mistake of labelling them as anti-western-dissidents, comrade.

    23. Re:Hopelessly political by guspasho · · Score: 1

      When was the Peace Prize ever *not* political?

    24. Re:Hopelessly political by darjen · · Score: 1

      Do you honestly think those people are better off now that there is a significantly higher chance they will be bombed on their way to work?

    25. Re:Hopelessly political by guspasho · · Score: 1

      "What exactly did Wikileaks do to deserve a prize?"

      Probably this.

      "It's hopelessly political because everyone wants their guy to win (including you), rather than it being about something we can all agree on."

      I'm amazed at the ignorance of people who complain about a peace prize being too political. Peace is itself inherently political. There's no way for it to not be political. There never has been or ever will be a peacemaker who doesn't have enemies or opponents.

    26. Re:Hopelessly political by drakaan · · Score: 1

      You're asking two questions at the same time.

      Do I think that it's better to have a chance at a free life than to not have one? Yes.

      Do I think that it is preferable to not have to deal with war in close proximity to one's daily life? Again, yes, unless it's not really preferable.

      I'll tell you this. Prior to the current wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, back when the main newsworthy sign of something being seriously wrong in Iraq was its outward aggression towards Kuwait, things there were worse than they are today.

      I visited Iraq, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia for a few months in winter 1990 to spring 1991 courtesy of Uncle Sam, and saw enough then to be certain that life without Saddam would have been the best outcome for the people that I met there. When the people you're supposed to be fighting throw down their arms, and are glad to see you because they know you'll give them clothes, food, and cigarettes, you begin to get the idea that perhaps totalitarian dictatorship is a pretty big negative (the Kuwaitis were less happy to see us than the Iraqi soldiers were).

      None of that speaks to war and its necessity, per-se, but it leads me to this observation; you believe that the temporary situation in which they now live, where bombings are part of daily life, is the worst possible thing that could happen, and I do not.

      I doubt we'll ever agree on that point.

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    27. Re:Hopelessly political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was really that bad, it should be up to the people to force a change. Just like what's happening in the rest of the middle east. Even the worst dictators ultimately rely on some form of public support or indifference. Why should they keep stealing my money to protect the rest of the world? Americs doesnt have the resources.

    28. Re:Hopelessly political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The prize now has become so political that it's hard to take it seriously anymore. There is no way Wikileaks stands a chance because of the way the committee is beholden to Western governments. Only pro-Western dissidents ever win, NEVER anti-Western dissidents or even those who might be construed as opposed to Western governments (ala Wikileaks). Obama's prize was the height of this political hypocrisy--giving him the award before he even had the chance to do anything, just on his word that he was going to do peaceful stuff (which he hasn't, if anything he's expanded Bush's heavy-handed war policies even more).

      Settle down sport, it's not the Time magazine thingy of the year award

      On the other hand, if Wikileaks should remember the promise/threat to release the data from the BOA HDD....

    29. Re:Hopelessly political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikileaks stands no chance since they have done nothing to promote peace.

  6. The Internet? by arielCo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I guess we can nominate Anonymous as well. At least *someone* can go in a Guy Fawkes mask to collect the prize :)

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    1. Re:The Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should send GWB to collect Anonymous's award. Once he has it, he can put on the coolface and say, "Problem, Nobel Committee?"

    2. Re:The Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks I guess, but I'm just too much of a coward to collect it.

  7. Peace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did wikileaks cause the destruction of all the worlds armaments overnight? Did I miss something?

    1. Re:Peace? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm pretty sure that whoever ends up causing the destruction of all the world's armaments overnight will Not be invited to the smoldering ruins of Norway to accept a peace prize...

    2. Re:Peace? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Did Obama? Did Carter? Did Arafat? Did Sadat? Or Begin?

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    3. Re:Peace? by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      No, but Gore's PowerPoint presentation did.

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    4. Re:Peace? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Everyone pissed himself laughing and was too embarrassed to admit it so they agreed to dismantle their guns in exchange for keeping the story under wraps?

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    5. Re:Peace? by Enigma23 · · Score: 1

      Did wikileaks cause the destruction of all the worlds armaments overnight? Did I miss something?

      Bob... Bob? Bob, p-put down that lighter, you know you're not allowed to play with matches next to munitions stockpiles! Bob! No, Bob, don't light that fu-

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  8. Al Gore, again?! by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 0

    Al Gore, again?!

  9. Wikileaks needs 'Badass' award. by unity100 · · Score: 2

    Either toughest ass award, because one needs to have the toughest ass on the planet in order to brave going against all the established dirty dealers of the world, or, a heart as big as a mountain.

    Regardless of how you look at it, they perfectly embody the definition of 'berserker'.

  10. Vote Anonymous! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People have the unfortunate tendency to commit terribly boring speeches when they win things. Anonymous, on the other hand, could keep it pithy.

    "Thank you, thank you. We did it for the lulz." *Applause*

    1. Re:Vote Anonymous! by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      I don't anyone with a sin level of over 9000 could win.

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      You accidentally a word.

  11. OMG! They nominated WikiLeaks! by Tr3vin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, WikiLeaks got nominated! This has to be an important story. After all, it isn't like the nomination process is fairly simple or that there are 240 other nominees.

    1. Re:OMG! They nominated WikiLeaks! by Enigma23 · · Score: 1

      Wow, WikiLeaks got nominated! This has to be an important story. After all, it isn't like the nomination process is fairly simple or that there are 240 other nominees.

      *blinks*

      There are other nominees..? O_o

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    2. Re:OMG! They nominated WikiLeaks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. Fuck you, get over yourself. What becomes a story is determined by an aggregate of readers. Not you. You are insignificant. You are not the sole arbiter of what is good and interesting in this universe. If you can't stand it, I suggest you find another news site.

  12. Helmut Kohl? WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well -- $subject says it all

  13. Didn't Wikileaks kick off a revolution in Africa? by jgtg32a · · Score: 0

    I seem to remember hearing something about some country in Africa rigging elections and Wikileaks releasing info about that and it kick started a revolution of sorts. This is more than 6 months ago, IIRC.

  14. Ambivalent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Wikileaks might reasonably deserve it; that and similar sites hold a lot of promise. I cringe, though, that it will be interpreted as a Nobel peace prize for Julian Assange... and that would be just reinforcement for that twit's meglomaniacal delusions.

    1. Re:Ambivalent by Enigma23 · · Score: 1

      He's not megalomaniacal - just misunderstood... ;p

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  15. Tunisian General ? by Jimpqfly · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What about Rachid Ammar, the Tunisian General who :
    - denied a direct order to shoot on civilians,
    - put Ben Ali on a place with a kick in his ass,
    - protected the people from armed militia ?

    1. Re:Tunisian General ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's too early to know what he is up to. He might just have been smart enough to save his ass. There are rumors he will be running for office, and if this article is right he was about to stage a coup on behalf of the US and was only surprised by the sudden popular uprising. Would be a bit awkward if the Nobel went to the future Ben Ali.

    2. Re:Tunisian General ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No doubt he only did those things because WikiLeaks gave him the courage. Much in the same way WikiLeaks is directly responsible for the popular uprisings in the middle east. Come on, lets get back to honoring real heroes, like Assange, who was definently not raping anyone while Ammar put his life on the line.

    3. Re:Tunisian General ? by guspasho · · Score: 1

      Nominations are kept secret by the Nobel prize committee so there's no way to know unless the person who made the nomination announces it. But nominations are also due by February 1st so it seems unlikely.

  16. Assange by return+42 · · Score: 1

    Somehow I doubt they'd award it to Wikileaks while its leader is accused of rape in Sweden...

    1. Re:Assange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Peace Nobel committee is Norwegian. Norwegians hate Swedes.

    2. Re:Assange by dragonhunter21 · · Score: 1

      Just because the leader did some unkosher things (And honestly, even that's in the air right now) doesn't mean the organization is bad.

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    3. Re:Assange by guspasho · · Score: 1

      Because the committee definitely doesn't award prizes to people sitting in jails. Yeah.

    4. Re:Assange by guspasho · · Score: 1

      The King of Sweden hands out the prizes.

  17. I don't believe in conspiracy theories by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't believe in conspiracy theories but this smells like yet another way to get Julian into Norway where he will be kidnapped and brought to Sweden where the US forces will bring him to the world series court of justice.

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  18. Re:/. nominated for 'censorship with a smile' awar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tl;dr

  19. Re:/. nominated for 'censorship with a smile' awar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tl;Yo mama loves it

  20. Not Kohl again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Helmut Kohl did NOTHING at all to deserve the noble peace prize. Quite the contrary.
    Before he was chancellor, he strongly objected to his predecessor Brand who wanted contact, peace and unity with the former eastern block states.
    Kohl was war mongering and dismissed any plans to get rid of american nukes on german ground. Instead, due to Kohl, new Pershing II and Tomahawks were installed, leading to disruption of a 6 year long negotiations with the USSR.
    (He did even more bullshit (incl. severely breaking the law))

    In addition he did NOTHING for the reunification of Germany. He was the puppet and was allowed to nod while the russians, the brits, the french and the russians signed the contract. It have been the people of the GDR themselves who made it possible (similar to Libya, Egypt, etc)

    The ONLY reason he is nominated are old friends from his very conservative, middle-right wing party (CDU) who believe in him like a Fuhrer and are thankful for his 4 term stunt as chancellor (aka "the lost years for germany").

    Gosh, I still hate that stupid asshole-faggot.
    (Famous Quote : I won't let dictate my politics by the vulgar. (Spoken while >300,000 demonstrated against him))

    (InB4 : I'm german and old enough...)

  21. At least there is no indication of ... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    A nomination for facebook boy. He was already overrated for importance before Time awarded (presumably because he sold them your personal information on the cheap) person of the year to him. Alfred Nobel would likely be rolling - no, exploding - in his grave if his top prize were awarded that arbitrarily.

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    1. Re:At least there is no indication of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A nomination for facebook boy. He was already overrated for importance before Time awarded (presumably because he sold them your personal information on the cheap) person of the year to him. Alfred Nobel would likely be rolling - no, exploding - in his grave if his top prize were awarded that arbitrarily.

      Considering past Peace prize laureates, we should try to harness the rotational energy of Alfred Nobels corpse. Free energy for all, no carbon footprint, what's not to like?

  22. pretty much a joke by BlueScreenO'Life · · Score: 1

    These prizes are pretty much a joke, as credible as Time's "Person of the Year". To culminate the silliness, they should give the prize to "You", like Time once did.

  23. Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? You're nominating the guy whose major accomplishment is hindering diplomatic communications--since now diplomats won't feel free to candidly discuss things in diplomatic cables--for a peace prize? If there were a Nobel prize for failure, the person who made this nomination would get it.

  24. hillary on aljizzearah touting civilian armies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    even more in line with the potential for an outbreak of peace world wide? weaponize them, before it's too late.

  25. Horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [Obama] was going to do peaceful stuff (which he hasn't, if anything he's expanded Bush's heavy-handed war policies even more).

    Huh, did I miss the part where he invaded two nations? Did he instruct his spies to build a case for war? Did he specifically go against the wishes of the UN and decide to go it alone? Did he cause the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people?

    Oh, wait. He has a measured and definite plan to leave Iraq. Huh. Go fucking figure. A PLAN. Who makes those crazy things anymore?
    (Now I just wish he'd work on getting us out of Afghanistan somehow)

  26. Rendered meaningless by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    Known terrorists have literally been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

    Yassir Arafat.

    At this point, if anyone gets the prize who deserves it, the reason isn't because they deserved it. Assange will get it, not because he deserves it, but because it would embarrass the USA.

    It's a good award to refuse at this point.

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    1. Re:Rendered meaningless by chrb · · Score: 5, Informative

      Known terrorists have literally been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

      Yassir Arafat.

      Arafat jointly won the Nobel Prize along with Yitzhak Rabin and Shimon Peres for their part in the Oslo Peace Accords. Arafat was not a terrorist at the time of winning. He had just negotiated and signed the Peace Accords - which formally renounced violence and recognised the state of Israel. He led a secular organisation, and fought against Hamas and Islamist influence in Palestine. He was seen as a traitor by some of his people for conceding too much in the negotiations, was sidelined by Israel and the West, which ultimately enabled Hamas to seize power.

      Arafat's fate wasn't as bad as that of Rabin, who was also viewed as a traitor to his people for signing the Peace Accords, was condemned to death by some Jewish religious scholars for the crime of "treason", and then assassinated by someone who believed in that verdict.

      It's too bad that both were seen as traitors for pursuing peace; the failure of the Peace Accords was probably the biggest squandered opportunity for regional peace in the last few decades.

    2. Re:Rendered meaningless by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      The fact is, whenever any group of people at each other's throats kiss and make up, they get the pace prize. Whenever someone makes a credible threat to the world and then recants it, he gets a prize. I mean just take a look at the list and see what slimeballs get it. It's a political prize, it's meaningless, get over it. (And before you cite the Dalai Lama, look at the actual system he stands for.) There have been a few deserving recipients over the years, especially further back, but they would probably feel ashamed to be in such company.

    3. Re:Rendered meaningless by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Manedela got it a year earlier, just as big a terrorist.

      I wouldn't care if Stalin had been awarded it (he was nominated more than once after all, heck Hitler was too though that was supposedly in jest) I'd still take the $1.5 million if they wanted to give it to me.

  27. Meaningless, but not useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it makes the spotlight on wikileaks shine even brighter, I'm all for it. We NEED the average Joe to finally recognize that government works in self-interest -- the exact opposite of what they loudly proclaim -- because then and only then will we have a chance at limiting the extent of corruption in government.

  28. Assange, definitely Assange, and maybe Manning by Weezul · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They should give it to WikiLeaks with Julian Assange accepting for WikiLeaks, meaning an empty chair if he's still in prison. And jointly they could award the anonymous source(s) of their three big classified U.S. leaks, an empty chair since Brian Manning rots in prison.

    The Nobel Peace Prize should ideally have some sort of activist quality, making dissident unkillable, pissing off some government, etc. The U.S. and Sweden deserve the embarrassment of the world looking at two empty chairs representing their hypocrisy. Epic lulz!

    That said, if they choose the internet, they should still ask that Julian Assange, Jacob Appelbaum (Tor project), etc. accept the award on behalf of the Internet, the point being they're most representative of making the technology available for dissidents. You should not ask say Tim Berners-Lee to accept an award on behalf of the internet because all this progress has been a side effect of his work. And it'd just be asinine awarding Facebook and Twitter. Yes, they played a major role, but so did radio, fax, etc.

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    1. Re:Assange, definitely Assange, and maybe Manning by initdeep · · Score: 1

      holy fuck dude, give it a rest.
      you've posted the same dribble three times in less than 20 comments.

  29. Agreed by Weezul · · Score: 2

    Moreover, they should not ask engineers to accept the award on behalf of the internet, i.e. no Tim Berners-Lee, no Zuckerberg, etc.

    Ideally, the people who accept the prize should be people who're most putting themselves at risk to make the internet friendly to dissidents. And that'd be Julian Assange, Jacob Appelbaum (Tor project), etc. :)

    We should all hope that WikiLeaks wins with Assange accepting the prize because it's be fucking hilarious if they award an empty chair with him being in prison in Sweden. Truely. Epic. Lulz.

    Ideally, they'll award both WikiLeaks and it's leakers, that way we'll get an empty chair for Manning even if Assange has gone free. lol

    Alternatively, you might ask some people heavily involved in the actually usage of the internet in the middle easter revolutions, maybe Wael Ghonim.

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    1. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Al Gore should receive the award for all the work he put into the internet!

  30. I respect it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I have a brain, and view Arafat as a freedom fighter against the vicious aggressor Israel. And despite the way Israel behaves, he still was prepared to sit down and talk peace with them. So he deserved to receive it.

  31. Wikileaks should win Nobel... by bayankaran · · Score: 1

    Wikileaks should win the Nobel. It will make the prize more relevant to our times.
    If there is an online campaign/voting to select the Nobel peace prize then Wikileaks got a great chance.
    But Wikileaks is not going to win.
    Like Maradona winning the most number of votes for the player of the century and FIFA selecting Pele as a safer choice.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_Player_of_the_Century

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  32. Mod Parent Up !! by Weezul · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Anonymous wins, Jacob Appelbaum (Tor project) could accept for brining Anonymity to dissidents.

    And we'd all lol when TSA takes his laptop again upon reentering the U.S.

    And maybe this way the /b/ tards running #anonops would actually figure out they should use Tor. :)

    Imho, they should give the prize jointly to WikiLeaks and their anonymous source(s) , with Julian Assange accepting for WikiLeaks and an empty chair for Brian Manning. In fact, maybe two empty chairs, one for Assange and one for Manning, thus egging both Sweden and the U.S. lol

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  33. the prize always was and always will be political by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

    peace is a political concept. it is not possible to talk about peace without talking about politics. the very definition of the concept of peace itself is only possible to be made in political terminology

    any political situation has people on one side or another. therefore, every peace prize every offered, or any theoretical peace prize even possible, will have political controversy attached to it. even if you awarded the prize to some monk who just helped farmers grow their crops better: some company who is angry that the farmers are better fed and have more time to protest them, they will make a political stink about that prize

    so the idea that the peace prize is too political, to me, this just means you don't understand what the peace prize is, or perhaps you don't entirely understand the concept of peace itself

    the case could be made, in fact, that the more controversial the peace prize, the more valid a prize it is, because it is more topical and current. pissing a lot of people off is proof that the particular political issue the peace prize is involved with is still a very passionate issue. awarding a peace prize on only very dry dead subjects no one cares about anymore is not interesting or useful

    therefore, the more political, the more passionate, and the more controversial the peace prize is, the better. some people need to be pissed off in this world

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  34. Moot point by SoVeryTired · · Score: 1

    There's no way Assange or anyone internet-related will get it after the North African uprisings. Mohamed Bouazizi might have got it if he hadn't died.

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    1. Re:Moot point by guspasho · · Score: 1

      The deadline for nominations was Feburary 1st. The uprisings mostly missed the deadline for nominations.

  35. Because sometimes wars are the only means? by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    to remedy a bad situation?

    I am sure we could have just kept ignoring the all the killings, rapes, and such, that went on in Afghanistan. Lord knows we are damn good at ignoring the crimes of humanity committed 'over there' or by groups which might want to harm us directly but can't because they are 'over there'. I am quite sure one could sit down and in the space of an hour or two come up with a list of many times when a war occurred that fixed more problems than it caused.

    I would take Bush over Obama any day now. It took Obama nearly two weeks after a thousand dead in Libya before he actually said something and even then it was barely a whimper. It used to be that the US could literally stare down these 3rd world dictators (if anything Libya came turned 360 in the early 2000s) but now with our foreign policy which can be defined as "well, if we must get involved can we just apologize for something we did years ago".

    Yes people die in wars and it seems every armed conflict going over 48 hours is a war if America is involved. Yet sometimes leaving a problem to fester will result in far more dead and suffering that either the threat of war or actually acting on it. So just because don't agree with a particular war does not mean others have to follow suit. Some live life for other reasons and do far more than moan and groan on message boards about how unfair life is and how evil one President was or how bad their nation is, they instead went out and did something and obtained world acclaim because of it. Having said board troll dismiss this persons work is the height of idiocy.

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  36. Gene Sharp by lpaul55 · · Score: 1

    I hope Gene Sharp is on the list. He wrote the book that many followed to revolution: http://www.aeinstein.org/

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  37. Re:Didn't Wikileaks kick off a revolution in Afric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wikileaks also revealed that the nations around Iran hated them and thought that they were going to get them all nuked into a glass parking lot which shut Iran the hell up a couple of months back, so that's a point in their favor.

  38. Assange is the wrong representative of WikiLeaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If WikiLeaks is a profound instrument of peace, then Bradley Manning should be nominated before Julian Assange. The latter published these important documents, through WikiLeaks as well as through the New York Times, Der Spiegel, and The Times of London. Of course, we learned through PGP that by being published widely the chance of censorship is reduced, so WikiLeaks amplifies the exposure and forces the established news sources to pay attention. The downside is that since WikiLeaks is new and shiny and "on a computer," it and Assange are getting more attention than they deserve, while the content is getting less than it deserves.

    If Bradley Manning really did obtain the documents and leak them to Assange, as the US government alleges, then he should be given the Peace Prize. If he's convicted. Until then, we'll just continue to torture him.

  39. The Nobel PP ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have got to be kidding me.

    Wikileaks ? LMAO. What a farce the Nobel has become. If anything wikileaks is going to get us into a war with all these internal diplomatic leaks. In no way, shape or form is wikileaks promoting peace in any sense of the word. Unbelievable.

    Well, no, I take that back. Nobel giving awards to Obama for thinking about trying to do something (that he never will do) and that other idiot Al Gore proved most reasonable peoples suspicions that the "peace prize" was anything but.

    1. Re:The Nobel PP ? by GillyGuthrie · · Score: 1

      In no way, shape or form is wikileaks promoting peace in any sense of the word. Unbelievable.

      Thank you for expressing your incredulousness, you just said what many people were thinking.

  40. Re:Assange is the wrong representative of WikiLeak by elsurexiste · · Score: 1

    If Bradley Manning really did obtain the documents and leak them to Assange, as the US government alleges, then he should be given the Peace Prize. If he's convicted. Until then, we'll just continue to torture him.

    I miss my mod points... You are right Anonymous Coward, the recipient should have been Bradley M. and, optionally, WikiLeaks. It's not uncommon for the people being awarded the Nobel to be in prison.

    On a second thought, the Nobel Peace Prize has lost a lot of credibility... you know, with Obama, Kissinger, and all... Perhaps the best thing to do is not to receive it.

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  41. Agendas by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    With the occasional exception in some areas the Nobel prize has long since ceased to stand for anything. Routinely the conditions for winning the prize seem to come down to one of two things: 1) a nominee is a high profile figure and holds a political view compatible with that of the prize committee, 2) the committee has determined that they can use a nominee to make a political statement. And despite evidence to the contrary they seem to continue to hold the delusion that they can affect change by awarding the prize to a particular individual.

  42. Peace isn't rocket science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Peace is the state describing the opposite of coercion. No more, no less. Where coercion exists, peace does not. Where coercion is absent, there is peace. Politics has nothing to do with it. A political policy isn't what makes peace -- lack of coericon is what makes peace. If government mandates war, but everybody refuses to fight, there is peace. Yes, it is 100% possible to achieve peace without government inteference (and if you open your eyes, more likely as well).

    What in the hell is so difficult about that? Stop trying to shoehorn your politics into everything.

  43. Kohl?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nominations for the 2011 Nobel Peace Prize that also includes [...] former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl

    As a German, I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry. Kohl? The Nobel Peace Prize? This guy is a fat, corrupt asshole whose only contribution to the German reunification was being in the right place (=office) at the right time, making empty promises about how great everything'd be, and otherwise fucking up the country by creating a huge amount of deficit (even int the 8 years he was in office *before* the reunification, mind you).

  44. Night Court by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Nobel Peace Prize: "I'd kill for one of those." - DA Dan Fielding

  45. no, wrong by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    for some reason you seem to think peace means stasis. i mean, poetically, you could describe a lake as peaceful, if there is no wind blowing. or a farm, if the farming duties there are carried out repetitiously and without difficulty or drama. but no one is going to give a peace prize to a peaceful lake or a peaceful farm, so your use of the word peace as applied to the idea of a peace prize is absurd, completely out of context

    we limit ourselves to a definition of peace to the meaning of the word peace in a peace PRIZE, or we aren't saying anything useful at all. right?

    so we are talking about a subject matter that is at one time a matter of conflict, and then ceases to be a matter of conflict, due to the efforts of someone who is said to deserve a peace prize. how do you go about arbitrating the terms of the end of a war, or any conflict? how? with politics, that's how. therefore, it is completely impossible to talk about a peace prize without talking about politics. the very essence of what it means to make peace is a political process

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  46. Not assange. Manning. by DavidDM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you are giving it to Wikileaks, it's only fair Bradley Manning gets the Nobel. He was the one who made it all available to him, and he is suffering in obscurity while Assange contemplates book deals and becomes an international darling of the media and people in the know. He also is the one who actually broke the law, and that needs to be acknowledged as well as transparency. Plus, it would force a spotlight on his treatment.

  47. I nominate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    the Inanimate Carbon Rod!

  48. At least these nominees did something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be nice to have someone win who has actually done something, unlike when Obama won before he'd been in office for a month.

  49. Soon we'll be sitting nextr to china at the UN by retardpicnic · · Score: 1

    Oh great,
    Julien Assange gets nominated for times man of the year and politicians suggest we kill hium
    WikiLeaks is up for the NPP and we want to make viewing it illegal
    The internet is up for the NPP and (obviously) cooler than the other side of your pillow and we might royally bollocks up Nuetrality

    Goddamn it, soon North Korea is going to call us and be like, wtf guys quit being such assholes. If that happens I am making an Obama loking at things blog

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  50. Internet? Really? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    If we are going to nominate conceptual things, why not go big and just nominate "Peace" for the Peace Prize?

  51. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Nobel panel lost all credibility already. Why not give the prize to Lassie for all the times she saved that idiot Timmy when he fell down a well?

  52. Nobel War Price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hereby propose the creation of the Nobel Price for the most successful war. The length of the list of candidates for receiving it would be much shorter.

  53. Thank you, thank you... by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 1

    Glad to finally have been nominated, it is long overdue. Now get of my lawn whipper snappers!

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  54. Prize for peace... by GillyGuthrie · · Score: 1

    The Nobel Peace Prize should be awarded to Mubarak for stepping down. Undignified and belatedly, yes, but peacefully, without ordering his troops to fire upon the protestors.

    1. Re:Prize for peace... by robi2106 · · Score: 1

      May be you didn't read BBC reports that he DID order troops to open fire, but taht rank officers on the scene refused. Of course the BBC coudl be wrong, but that was one of the reports I watched.

  55. Bold Decisions by robi2106 · · Score: 1

    Bold decisions such as awarding a no one, who had done nothing a prize that is supposed to celebrate renowned people for their actual accomplishments?