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William Shatner Wakes Up Crew for Final Discovery Mission
The Space Shuttle Discovery left the International Space Station this morning for the last time. To commemorate the ship's accomplishments over 27 years of service, the crew was greeted to a morning wake-up message from Capt. Kirk. "Space, the final frontier," Shatner said in a prerecorded message. "These have been the voyages of the space shuttle Discovery. Her 30-year mission: to seek out new science, to build new outposts, to bring nations together on the final frontier, to boldly go and do what no spacecraft has done before."
This is nerdy, even by my standards.
You should have just grabbed the microphone and yelled...
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
He is dead Jim.
Considering politicians are trying to kill the space program.
If you've never been modded as "flamebait" or "troll," you've never tried to argue a minority viewpoint here!
That would have been a pretty emotional moment I would think.
I just came. Just for the geekness.
Gosh. I am jealous.
Epic win.
That William Shatner has, for more than the last decade, made an entire career out of being a parody of himself?
I think it started with those Priceline commercials where he was singing "I've got two tickets to paradise..", and since then, all he's done is essentially do an SNL skit where William Shatner plays William Shatner hamming it up.
And only he could get away with it.
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
Oblg. ;-)
"These have been ... the voyages ... of the space shuttle ... Discovery. ... to seek out .. new science, ... to build new ... outposts, ... to bring nations together ... on the final frontier, ... to boldly go ... and do what ... no spacecraft ... has done before."
Her 30-year mission:
Just think of how motivated you would be to go to work in the morning if Shatner gave you a wake up call like this:
"Work, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of , to boldy go where no computer programmer has gone before. To seek out new code that would shatter new civilizations."
The world is how you make it
...shuttle crew, has, gone before.
C'mon folks, doesn't anyone have a link to the actual audio?
Have you seen Boston Legal?
He was anything BUT Captain Kirk and I have to say, some of his finest work on TV or movies.
Then he could have woken them up with "Kirk to Enterprise".
Once I was a four stone apology. Now I am two separate gorillas.
and it was simply awesome. Obviously anyone listening to most news radio shows on their drive will have heard it. I wonder how much the current generation connects to those words? I know that some will equate it with Star Trek but I wonder how many have seen it. I was further amazed at how much his voice did not seem to have changed.
* Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
Have you ever kissed a girl?
-nd
If you wish to reach the infinitive, you must first reach halfway to it.
The rule about splitting infinitives is a prescriptivist grammarian trope. In other words, it's fine as a recommendation, but it isn't really a rule: a bunch of people invented it as a heuristic a hundred years ago and since then grammar nazis have used it. "To boldly go" actually sounds slightly better to my ear because it is two iambs in a row.
If it's clear from the sentence that it is an infinitive, it doesn't sound awkward, and it is clear that the modifiers modify what you intend them to, it doesn't matter that you don't follow the heuristic. It's not something like spelling "all right" "alright," where anyone well-educated on language will know right away that it's wrong.
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You may call him a has been, but how many current astronauts were inspired by shows like Star Trek? You could also call James Doohan a has-been actor, but that man inspired so many people, such as myself, to go in to engineering. RIP Scotty.
Space shuttle is propably the most complicated piece of technology ever developed. Over one million moving parts. It was created 30 years ago. Sometimes I think that in many fields technology has peaked back then ...
well, technically Doohan is a has-been considering he's dead. That shouldn't take anything away from the quality of work he did when he was alive or the impact it had on anyone's life.
On topic though, I don't get why it would be a problem that a person who played an iconic character in popular culture that relates to space exploration did this. It would certainly make less sense for someone who is currently popular but has no relationship to the subject matter to have been selected.
Darth --
Nil Mortifi, Sine Lucre
Gotta love the guy.
Shatner should've woken them up by yelling "There's a man on the wing of this space craft!"
God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
HAL:...I can sing
Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL: It's called "Daisy."
"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you......"
Being in orbit makes you alien enough to get nailed by the Kirkster.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
No audio/video recording clip of this? I'd love to see/hear it. :)
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Does the first choice involve Rick Astley?
It's worth noting that a massive letter writing campaign organized by Star Trek fans in 1979 convinced NASA to rename the first Space Shuttle, originally the USS Constitution, "USS Enterprise" and the first black female, Dr. Mae Jemison, was inspired to pursue her career after seeing Lieutenant Uhura (Nichelle Nichols) on the original series.
The influence of Star Trek can be seen everywhere, but polls of NASA engineers have revealed that a good portion of them were motivated toward aerospace careers because of Star Trek. My only hope is that near Earth orbit is not, if politicians have their way, the final frontier of our space exploration in my lifetime.
My generation and yours needs our own July 20, 1969 to usher in another era of progress. We need seemingly unattainable goals to push us beyond the reaches of our imagination... to boldly go, as corny as this may sound, where no mind has gone before. If we shutter our intellectual curiosity, we are doomed for generations.
Sagan was right... had the Library of Alexandria not burned down, and set the world back some 1700 years in intellectual progress, there might today be survey ships returning from Alpha Centauri with a dodecahedron insignia on their hull. Just imagine.
Are we sure it was Shatner> Did he try to hit on Nicole Stott?
Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
I would prefer to be awaken by Kara Thrace...
I take it nobody asked Douglas Rain to do the job?
http://www.archive.org/download/STS-133/03-07-11_STS-133_FD12_Crew_Wakeup.mp3
Could'a used Trump. He could've called them up and told them they were all fired. Same toupee problem, though.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
It's a shame really.
When Star Trek was on-the-air new missions were being launched every year getting ready to go to the moon.
Since then.... Nothing... Discovery will be the LAST USA built spacecraft to launch from the USA for the next 5-10 years MINIMUM.
It's cute and fitting to shut down a program like this... But ALL USA MANNED travel is on the chopping block. China and India will be the next humans to leave earth's orbit... Not the "better" countries.
In the movies, we went to Jupiter by now. We had a moon base. Reality is that we just turned out the lights...
The guy's 80. Cut him some slack.
For those of us who were weaned on the one and only real Trek and remember the first flight of the Shuttle, this seems nice.
I think he should have been more like, "Hail fellows, well met!"
its funny as!
Quote " A mountainerr
"Rücksturz zur Erde!"
I think it's so fitting. William Shatner has awakened the imagination of a generation interested in space exploration.
Prestop preadding pre to every verb. Pre- doesn't pre-go with verbs.
I will record a message.
I am recording a message.
I recored a message.
They played a recorded message.
Utilizing the synergization of benchmark e-solutions to pre-workaround action items!
Space flight != launches to LEO. With in-situ resource utilization / manufacturing and sending almost exclusively miniaturized humans in deep hibernation (what we can do already), chemical launchers are perfectly enough; no need for magical technologies or structures.
One that hath name thou can not otter
James Doohan ... actor
And, apparently, with an honorary degree in engineering.
(though I can't help but wonder how many fruitless fantasies persist because of scifi inspirations)
One that hath name thou can not otter
this classic scene in the finding nimmo episode:
Alan Shore: [referring to a book about parasites found on salmon] This book, "A Stain Upon The Sea" it's all about these sea lice.
Denny Crane: Interesting.
Alan Shore: They call them cling ons.
Denny Crane: Did you say Klingons?
smds does suck, tho:-(