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Jeff & Rob Visit Lucasfilm

Last fall Hemos started working for Perforce: one of their clients is Lucasfilm. One thing led to another, and last week I got to visit their Presidio facility in San Francisco. Their security policies prevent me from saying anything about the super sweet things I saw inside the building, but I can post this picture of us next to the Yoda statue outside the front door. Thanks to Matt Janulewicz for getting us in the front door and showing us around, Daryll Jacobson for opening a cool door and Tina Mills for pressing click. I can now say that I've been physically closer to Starwars.com than I have to Slashdot.org since the 1998 when it lived under my desk. Finally, the gauntlet has been thrown: if you work somewhere cool (Pixar? Apple? NASA? The White House? Comerica Park?) drop me an email! I am not above using T-Shirts as bribery to see cool places!

198 comments

  1. Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is yoda pouring his load behind you guys?

    1. Re:Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you see "The Empire Strikes Back"? Yoda says to Luke when they meet "Cum, good food, cum!"

  2. This is news? by Daetrin · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do you think this is? Your personal blog?

    (And for those who don't get the joke, yes, i know ;)

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    1. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely. The best we can even do for a troll these days is you, and you're basically just phoning it in at this point.

    2. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which one is Jeff and which one is Rob?

    3. Re:This is news? by Desler · · Score: 1

      I think the fatty is Rob.

    4. Re:This is news? by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Their security policies prevent me from saying anything about the super sweet things I saw inside the building"

      And when he says he can't say anything, he doesn't mean he signed some sort of agreement, he means he literally cannot say anything. A guy in a brown robe walked up, slowly waved a hand in front of his face, and said, "you cannot say anything about the things you saw inside of this building."

    5. Re:This is news? by Desler · · Score: 1

      Didn't you forget to call him a feeb?

    6. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll quality way down.

    7. Re:This is news? by Wrexs0ul · · Score: 1

      Silly 6-digit accounter, your age gives you away :P

      -Matt

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    8. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh you're so insightful and ever so right, thank you for staying behind and letting us know but now it's time for you to gooooooooo awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

      Fly little bird! You're free! FLY AWAY!

    9. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please post your source code to /. so I can improve upon you.

    10. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worst Troll Ever. Even with the bonus points for the insane amount of effort you must go through to sign in and out of your dozens of accounts for no apparent reason since they've all already been modded into oblivion.

    11. Re:This is news? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I actually have a different theory for this troll. I don't think his target is Slahshdot, but the real M Kristopeit.

      No one puts this much effort into trolling a fading website, but for a real person? Makes more sense.

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    12. Re:This is news? by MichaelKristopeit349 · · Score: 0
      ur mum's face're free!

      you're an ignorant hypocrite.

      cower in my shadow some more, feeb. you're completely pathetic.

    13. Re:This is news? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      MichaelKristopeit### = stagnated

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    14. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      digital system development internet web site chat room messageboard

      You're a shit-eating dick-licking cum-guzzling twat-faced in-bred fucking idiot. And so is ur mum's face.

    15. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, pretty sure he's actually a bot -- and not a very good one, either. Still, it'd be nice to have the source code so we could improve the responses to include stuff other than "feeb", "ur mom" and "you're completely pathetic."

    16. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're != your

      l2difference, loser. the only thing obvious is your stupidity.

    17. Re:This is news? by tigre · · Score: 1

      are you saying he's weak-minded?

    18. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      suggests != suggesting

      you are intolerable grammar, "suggests" concession that you're a faggot.

      nice try, douche.

    19. Re:This is news? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I'll take that as a yes, then.

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    20. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MichaelKristopeit's face's actually a bot.
      still, you are exactly what we've claimed you to be: A BOT.

    21. Re:This is news? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      spiders are arachnids, dumbass

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    22. Re:This is news? by Rasperin · · Score: 1

      Yeah he seems to be overly happy to be there. Maybe they fed him some straight lard.

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    23. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.army.mil/symbols/officerdescription.html

      "captain" is a rank in the united states military. you have openly accused scores of military personnel of being dictators. why don't you try saying that to an enlisted man's face instead of online, and find out just how cowardly he really is. unless, of course, you're too cowardly to try it.

    24. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you are a bot. Only a bot denies being a bot!

    25. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Matt & Rob why don't you fuck off.
      btw. anyone can visit Yoda at the Presidio

    26. Re:This is news? by adisakp · · Score: 1

      Hey, I visited that fountain last weekend while visiting the Lucas Film campus in the Presidio. I was giving a talk on Multicore Memory Management in Mortal Kombat at the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco.

      Plus I posted the picture on my facebook, can I get the frontpage of Slashdot now please ?

    27. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You used that one before. Is it possible that you are a bot and have gone through all your canned responses already?

    28. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MichaelKristopeit's face used that one before.
      why does MichaelKristopeit cower in my shadow? what is he afraid of?

      MichaelKristopeit's completely pathetic.

    29. Re:This is news? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      my name, dipshit

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    30. Re:This is news? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda (the "bottom" or "catcher") is wearing the black coat, Jeff "Hemos" Bates (the "top" or "pitcher") is wearing the brown coat.

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    31. Re:This is news? by gijoel · · Score: 1

      Really I thought it was because the entire facility was in green screen. There was literally nothing to look at.

    32. Re:This is news? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      lol, you are the lamest, most one-note troll I've ever seen

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    33. Re:This is news? by MichaelKristopeit500 · · Score: 1
      ur mum's face are the lamest, most one-note troll i've ever seen.

      cower in my shadow behind your weak and crushable pseudonym some more, feeb.

      you're completely pathetic.

    34. Re:This is news? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      exactly

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    35. Re:This is news? by MichaelKristopeit500 · · Score: 1

      you're an idiot .

  3. I wish I worked somewhere cool by mikael_j · · Score: 1

    While I suppose it wouldn't mean all that much when it comes to day-to-day work on some level it would be nice to work somewhere "cool". A company with "mythical" server parks rather than the typical "one small server room per site plus a couple of rented racks in a datacenter for external stuff".

    Oh well, maybe I'll find a job at one of those places someday...

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    1. Re:I wish I worked somewhere cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yeah, but how badly would it suck to have Lucas stroll into your office and completely redo all of your hard work, CG-up all of your login scripts, make it so /you/ shoot the vending machine first, and now make you wait outside while he turns your office 3D?

      To hell with Lucas.

    2. Re:I wish I worked somewhere cool by vlm · · Score: 1

      While I suppose it wouldn't mean all that much when it comes to day-to-day work on some level it would be nice to work somewhere "cool". A company with "mythical" server parks ...

      Been there, done that, strongly advise against it.

      The sales guy whom was selling used cars last week (no kidding) walks the new client thru, and you have to grit your teeth the whole time as he points to the UPS and calls it "The Internet". The new client is of course completely non technical so he nods his head. Repeat every freaking day. One funny story is all the promotional pictures are of, I kid you not, male and female models. Some of you could have theoretically seen my chair and desk, but that model is not me. They have a rep of being stuck up but I found them tolerably nice in person.

      The only good part was we got leftover food from all the promotional meetings. And there were a lot of them in the dotcom era. Lets just say I gained about 75 pounds while I worked there. That gives you some idea of the scale of the fine dining.

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    3. Re:I wish I worked somewhere cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yeah, but how badly would it suck to have Lucas stroll into your office and completely redo all of your hard work, CG-up all of your login scripts, make it so /you/ shoot the vending machine first, and now make you wait outside while he turns your office 3D?

      To hell with Lucas.

      I hate to break it to you, but my office is already in 3D

    4. Re:I wish I worked somewhere cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you haven't seen Randy Pausch's Last Lecture I highly recommend it.
       
      What I really took from it was that the coolness factor of whatever you're involved in has more to do with you being willing to make the push for coolness instead of having someone drop it in your lap. Not to say environment isn't important but a few people I know who took the route of searching out the coolness instead of being the coolness. It seems from them that they made trade offs to do it and were still the guy sitting in the back of the room only watching the coolness happen instead of being a direct force in what was going on around them.

    5. Re:I wish I worked somewhere cool by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Well, that seems to come with the assumption that the line of business you're in has at least the possibility of being cool.

      If your work is basically building and maintaining in-house backend systems for various financial reports and such for say, a call center, well it's kind of hard to really make that into a cool and amazing job. It might be a good job, might have a lot of interesting challenges but it doesn't quite have the same appeal as say, working on the latest cool game or even just writing random bits of backend code for one of the well-known giants like Apple, Google or even MS.

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    6. Re:I wish I worked somewhere cool by Desler · · Score: 1

      and now make you wait outside while he turns your office 3D?

      You have a 2D office? How does that work for you?

  4. You should visit the ranch sometime by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can see the dungeon where Lucas rapes our childhood memories.

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    1. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by e3m4n · · Score: 2

      ROFL, i just spit my coffee on my screen.

    2. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, i was just thinking Lucas hasn't done anything super sweet since Carrie Fisher was still hot!

    3. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by dadelbunts · · Score: 2

      He even went so far as to burn Mark Hammils face so no one else could use him ever again.

    4. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by game+kid · · Score: 1

      But...but I wanna believe Carrie Fisher is still hot! :(

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    5. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You probably want to avoid any appearance she's made since about the time of the movie Soapdish, then. Trust me on this.

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    6. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      Don't worry, in case you can't make it there, pictures are available...

      http://www.dedroidify.com/blogimages/sp02.JPG

    7. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL, i just spit my coffee on my screen.

      how could you spit on your screen if you were ROFL?

    8. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      It was the backup screen.

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    9. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funnily enough, one of the things that Jeff & Rob aren't allowed to mention is the Jar Jar Binks frozen in Carbonite which appears in the building. Apparently the special effects guys hated Jar Jar as much as we did.

    10. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh really? I thought that was Lucas' doing. Some comment about 'Not letting my masterpiece age before I've squeezed every last dollar out of him.'

  5. Who are those middle aged dudes? by wiredog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whatever happened to the scrappy twenty-somethings I met at the Hilton annex at Comdex?

    1. Re:Who are those middle aged dudes? by MichaelKristopeit402 · · Score: 0, Funny

      they sold out and their website stagnated.

    2. Re:Who are those middle aged dudes? by abigor · · Score: 1

      Hemos has lost a LOT of weight. Good for him.

    3. Re:Who are those middle aged dudes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Whatever happened to the scrappy twenty-somethings I met at the Hilton annex at Comdex?
      Was that in the early 90s? I think I see him, he's wearing the same leather jacket...

    4. Re:Who are those middle aged dudes? by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      They're hiding in the same place Comdex is.

  6. news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nerd goes to Lucasfilm; can't talk about it. No news at 11.

    1. Re:news by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I was at the old location once. They had nice signs to warn away the unwary. They were warning about highly toxic chemicals and such.

      Any chance pictures of those signs are floating around the web anywhere.

      Meeting R2 in the theatre was most cool.

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    2. Re:news by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      On the bright side nobody can attacked for not reading TFA--seeing as there is nothing to read.

  7. Hey, I've been there too! by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Informative

    See? http://www.mrericsir.com/blog/local/yoda-statue/

    Jeez, why don't my personal blog entries make the front page of Slashdot?

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    1. Re:Hey, I've been there too! by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

      Love the Previous Entry on that page...

    2. Re:Hey, I've been there too! by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      You can submit your /. journal entries.
      If it's any good, it'll make it to the front page.

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    3. Re:Hey, I've been there too! by Desler · · Score: 1

      If it's any good, it'll make it to the front page.

      So then why were we subjected to shit like this and samzenpus' stupid College Humor video over the Kinect yesterday? These are terrible...

    4. Re:Hey, I've been there too! by MrEricSir · · Score: 2

      If it's any good, it'll make it to the front page.

      Ah, so THAT'S the problem!

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    5. Re:Hey, I've been there too! by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's pretty gross, but if you're interested in the subject, there's a lot of reading and some great forums at acne.org.

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  8. Re:New low by Desler · · Score: 1

    Didn't you notice? Slashdot.org is just a seamless redirect to Digg now.

  9. Idle? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

    Why isn't this in Idle?

    Oh yeah, never mind.

  10. Re:New low by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    All of life is a, "Hey, look at me!"

    Or, "Hey, look at my stuff!" But that's just look-at-me by proxy.

  11. Security or Secrecy? by pz · · Score: 1

    Their security policies prevent me from saying anything about the super sweet things I saw inside the building...

    Their security policies sound more like industrial trade secret policies, unless the cool things they have inside are anti-terrorism devices.

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    1. Re:Security or Secrecy? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      And you you know what they do to protect trade secrets? that right, security.

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  12. Isn't this a discussion site? by Desler · · Score: 1

    Finally, the gauntlet has been thrown: if you work somewhere cool (Pixar? Apple? NASA? The White House? Comerica Park?) drop me an email!

    Why would you need to be emailed when one could just post their cool job in the comments section?

    1. Re:Isn't this a discussion site? by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      But then how would anyone see it? Nobody reads Slashdot anymore!

  13. I work in fastfood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HELP ME! SAVE ME! Nobody reads the messages I code in braille on Hamburger Buns using SESAME SEEDS!

  14. Re:rob malda is a sellout by Frightened_Turtle · · Score: 2

    That had better be banta drool on Luke's landspeeder!

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  15. the /. staff by Vorpix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I kinda like this sorta post. I used to feel a closer connection with the /. mods back in the day than recently. It didn't always feel like one Apple/Google press release after another like it does nowadays. It seemed like there was more editorial content. (Not that I'm asking for JonKatz to return...)

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    1. Re:the /. staff by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Ahhhahah, Jon Katz. That takes me back.

      I say bring him back! It would liven up the place.

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  16. Bragging? by Mr.Intel · · Score: 1

    I used to come to slashdot for a does or three of daily nerdism. Then I came for techy news. Then I came to watch the flamewars when I needed an excuse to eat popcorn. Now? Now I come to see that life really is about who you know.

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    1. Re:Bragging? by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      If the richest rewards to be reaped from "who you know" are a visit to a satellite production facility of a movie studio, you probably shouldn't feel too left out.

  17. Post Value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, what is the point to this post.
    Nothing worth remembering, nothing highly interesting.
    Just a pathetic paragraph piece with links pointing to a software company & media production company. Why, because "nerds" like starwars? What a bunch of smug time wasting a$$clowns. There should be a purgatory page for posts like this.

    1. Re:Post Value by Desler · · Score: 1

      I think it's an attempt at a subliminal slashvertisement to get you to lobby for the usage of Perforce where you work.

    2. Re:Post Value by 1729 · · Score: 1

      I think it's an attempt at a subliminal slashvertisement to get you to lobby for the usage of Perforce where you work.

      Anybody lobbying for the use of Perforce should be shown the door.

  18. Re:rob malda is a sellout by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    Kristopeit, have you considered turning your anger into creativity?

    For example, I looked at, "Slashdot = stagnated," and I noticed the anagram, "That LAN SSD goatse'd."

    I thought this amusing because LANs, SSDs and goatse are frequent topics of Slashdot.

    I transformed hate into a smile.

    *places a flower in your musket*

  19. What the hell, I'll feed the troll... by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Uh, you do realize that Slashdot actually *is* Rob's personal blog, right?

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  20. Re:rob malda: "not above... bribery" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A fair percentage of the posts on this page is you and your fleet of sockpuppets shouting about how stagnated this site is. Butthurt much?

  21. who are "Jeff" and "Rob"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..or is that "Rob and Jeff"?

  22. Want by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

    I'm not a Star Wars geek but I seriously want that Yoda statue.

    Oh, and I thought Episodes II & III were better then Episode VI and quite possibly V.

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    1. Re:Want by operagost · · Score: 2

      I'm not a Star Wars geek but I seriously want that Yoda statue.

      Really? That sounds slightly contradictory.

      Oh, and I thought Episodes II & III were better then Episode VI and quite possibly V.

      Ah... definitely not a Star Wars geek. My bad.

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  23. Eat your heart out by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Well yesterday I went to an even cooler place, but I can't tell you. There was so much amazing stuff, I was shocked. This was like a million times better than going to Lucasfilm. After the first couple of things happened I knew that my life had changed forever. Thanks to Frank for telling me about this fantastic place, Joseph for pointing out the last things and letting me take one home, and Sarah - you know exactly what for! I'm going to go post this on slashdot now so that all the nerds can get jealous! /sarcasm also, seriously slashdot, wtf?

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    1. Re:Eat your heart out by game+kid · · Score: 1

      and Sarah - you know exactly what for!

      Oh now I'm intrigued. If she had blue hair then this must have been Steve Jobs' house. I hear it has an iPod with a penny-sized 1TB SSD, and a unique Mac OS X that he can install out of the box on a standard PC. And topless dancers with blue hair. Blue hair!

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    2. Re:Eat your heart out by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Well yesterday I went to an even cooler place, but I can't tell you. There was so much amazing stuff, I was shocked. This was like a million times better than going to Lucasfilm. After the first couple of things happened I knew that my life had changed forever. Thanks to Frank for telling me about this fantastic place, Joseph for pointing out the last things and letting me take one home, and Sarah - you know exactly what for!

      You finally got to a brothel? Congratulations.

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    3. Re:Eat your heart out by Jstlook · · Score: 1

      -- You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.

      I tried that once, and now I'm unemployed!

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  24. Re:rob malda is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you believe that anger and creativity are mutually exclusive?

    He never said that, merely indicated that it's obvious you have the one and not the other. As your entire vocabulary seems to consist of a half-dozen or so Eliza-like stock phrases.

  25. Waiting for Blizzard Campus' Orc ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Can't wait for the pics in front of the Orc on the Blizzard campus. Far more impressive than Lucas' Yoda. ;-)
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/anshinritsumai/4799301377/

    1. Re:Waiting for Blizzard Campus' Orc ... by gknoy · · Score: 2

      Size matters not.

      (:

    2. Re:Waiting for Blizzard Campus' Orc ... by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      Which is just another thing in which Blizzard plagiarizes Games Workshop :p

      GW HQ

      Statue and the very WH40k-esque building front has been there since mid-90's at least.

    3. Re:Waiting for Blizzard Campus' Orc ... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Is that the headquarters of the English Nazi Party or something? Creepy.

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  26. Re:rob malda: "not above... bribery" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [Innocuous comment]

    [awaiting reply]

  27. How long it'll last? by tp_xyzzy · · Score: 1

    Now that everyone on slashdot knows where to get a real yoda statue, are we already taking bets on how long it'll be still there...

  28. Re:rob malda is a sellout by MichaelKristopeit347 · · Score: 0
    perhaps your vocabulary includes the words hypocrisy and ignorance as you have demonstrated both.

    can anger not be created? can the perception of anger never be incorrect?

    cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

    you're completely pathetic.

  29. I feel violated... by subk · · Score: 1

    Was this just "click-mongering"? Glad I have ads disabled...

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  30. Nice to see a Hemos shout-out by khaladan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Been wondering what happened to him.

  31. No Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No way, not "the" 1998.

  32. Re:rob malda: "not above... bribery" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [witty retort]

    [awaiting reply]

  33. They're Harold and Kumar in disguise by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Or maybe Bill and Ted, but older, and that Yoda statue is filling in for George Carlin.

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  34. The other side of those cool places by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you were an animator or technical director at Pixar, you could expect to live there during production. The film has to be done on time, you can't miss the Christmas season, etc. I saw many families bring dinner to Pixar almost every evening so that they could eat together, as mommy or daddy wasn't coming home until really late. I was in studio tools, not production, and thus was allowed to have a normal life - and seeing what happened to the production folks, I never wanted to be a technical director.

    The pay was OK, but not great, and for technical folks the attribution was something you might have to slo-mo your VCR to see. There were 20 people who wanted a job standing behind every one that actually had a job in film, so there was no incentive for studios to pay better.

    At the time (it may be better now) the tools were the result of 30 years of evolution, and you had to know about 30 languages to be a TD.

    I've found my involvement in Open Source to be a lot more fulfilling.

    Bruce

    1. Re:The other side of those cool places by NighthawkFoo · · Score: 1

      Well said, Bruce. Work-life balance is one of those things that you begin to appreciate more as you get older.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
      - Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    2. Re:The other side of those cool places by ckthorp · · Score: 1

      Wait! Who on Slashdot still has a VCR? Ok, I'll get off your lawn now UID3872.

    3. Re:The other side of those cool places by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here if you think the lowid of the GP is what makes him notable.

    4. Re:The other side of those cool places by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Film VFX is just like the music business, in that there are a lot of people who want to be in the industry. The difference is that while anyone can slap on a guitar and play at being a rock star, there are far fewer people who have the right mix of technical and creative abilities to produce world class visual effects. However, this is changing, as software tools are gradually being commodified. VFX/3D is in a race to the bottom.

      As a Pipeline TD I keep my skillset generalized, so, if/when the industry bottoms out, or I get tired of working the long hours I'm occasionally required to work, I can go play ball in another field. I feel sorry for the hardcore TDs in their early 30s who have been in the industry since they graduated college, as I'm not sure what the landscape will look like in another 10 years. Although, they're all smart enough, I'm sure they'll be just fine whichever way the wind blows.

      I'd still recommend the industry, if you place a high premium on working in a fun environment and you're not obsessed with making more than $100k (although, you can beat that number, if you're a senior TD or senior software engineer, or the VFX supervisor). As with anything, smaller studios are usually more fun and easygoing than bigger ones. If you can find a small branch of a big studio, that might be the sweet spot.

  35. Jeff & Rob Visit Lucasfilm by lunasee · · Score: 1

    Who?

    1. Re:Jeff & Rob Visit Lucasfilm by Desler · · Score: 1

      Fatty and ugly apparently.

    2. Re:Jeff & Rob Visit Lucasfilm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just some Kevin Smith astroturfing.

  36. I win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in an ICBM launch control center. Not surprisingly, though, I can't take pictures. No t-shirt for me. :(

  37. MichaelKristopeit - Future school shooter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who sees eerie similarities between Michael Kristopeit and that guy who shot Congresswoman Giffords in the face and killed 10 people?

    I'll bet Kristopeit's YouTube videos are incomprehensible and slightly frightening.

    Do yourself a favor - put down the Adderrall and come back to the real world.

  38. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congratulation to that -1 Insightful.

  39. perforce?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? Leaving one dead-end company for another.

  40. "Last fall Hemos started working for Perforce" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I got from this story is that Slashdot pays so poorly that one of their major Admins has to work a day job to make ends meet.

  41. Oh, big deal. by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not that big a deal. I've been to Lucasfilm's sound stage at "Kerner Optical" (which used to be a cover story for Lucasfilm.) That's where they do physical effects and model work. Got to see their prop and camera shops, and some cameras used for notable shots that fans probably care about but I don't. They were the first to put a camera in a carbon-fibre housing, that camera has been through many crashes and explosions, and it still works. Nice engineering.

    They were doing some R&D work on 3D cameras where the separation between the cameras could be varied dynamically. Watching that on a 3D monitor while someone twiddles the interocular distance is a non-fun visual experience, close to headache-inducing.

    They were showing off FrameFree, which is a frameless video compression technology. It decomposes the image into layers which are then morphed from frame to frame, allowing arbitrarily slow motion. They sold that off, but some of the technology for cleanly decomposing images went into 2D to 3D conversion technology.

    The most unusual thing about the place is that almost all the employees have been there for decades. Someone who'd been there three years was referred to as the new guy. You just don't see that kind of low employee turnover any more.

    I've been to some computer animation places. They're just cube farms, not very interesting. They used to have high-end SGI workstations, but now it's all PC. (I saw that transition between 1998 and 2002; on my first visit to Sony Imageworks, the shop was 90% SGI machines, with a few PCs. Four years later, 80% PCs, with a few SGI machines for legacy work. SGI's "Silicon Studio" division is long gone, and the Computer Museum has their building.)

    Watching a really good animator use a high-end animation package makes you realize that some people have really, really, good 3D visualization skills. There's a classic comment from some sculptor that he just chips away the stone until the object emerges. That's what working 3D artists do all day. Fast. There's much drawing and little adjustment. Pros don't tweak meshes; they draw them.

    If you're not into either the "Hollywood thing" or fandom, dealing with the film industry is generally frustrating. Either they're in pre-production and have trouble coming up with a valid credit card, or they're in production and want a new feature yesterday.

    1. Re:Oh, big deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kerner Optical no longer exists. Most everything moved to the Presidio years ago, although some model guys did start their own model shop in the old ILM space.

    2. Re:Oh, big deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they asked Michelangelo how he made his statue of David he is reported to have said, "It is easy. You just chip away the stone that doesn't look like David."

  42. Come on! by bynary · · Score: 1

    This is like walking into the locker room in high school and saying, "I just slept with the head cheerleader," and then refusing to give out any details. Party foul!

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    http://www.bynarystudio.com
    1. Re:Come on! by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      "Sleeping with the head cheerleader" in this context would have been an invite to Lucas' ranch. This is more like sleeping with the head cheerleader's sister who looks pretty good as long as you ignore the braces.

    2. Re:Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot, we don't get that analogy.

  43. OUTGOING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HELLO WORLD
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    K-BYE

    1. Re:OUTGOING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're an idiot.

    2. Re:OUTGOING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ur mum's face're an idiot.
      why do you cower in my shadow? what are you afraid of?

      you're completely pathetic.

    3. Re:OUTGOING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're an ignorant hypocrite.
      continue your cowering and contradictory mimicry in my shadow, feeb.

      you're exactly what you've claimed to be: NOTHING

    4. Re:OUTGOING by MichaelKristopeit328 · · Score: 0
      i have never cowered. i have never mimicd. you're an idiot.

      cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

      you're completely pathetic.

    5. Re:OUTGOING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have never cowered. i have never mimicd. you're an idiot.
      cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

      you're completely pathetic.

    6. Re:OUTGOING by MichaelKristopeit328 · · Score: 0
      you lie. you contradict yourself in mimicry.

      you spend your days in a fantasy world you've created relative to me.

      you're completely pathetic.

    7. Re:OUTGOING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you lie. you contradict yourself in mimicry.
      you spend your days in a fantasy world you've created relative to me.

      you're completely pathetic.

    8. Re:OUTGOING by MichaelKristopeit328 · · Score: 0
      cower some more, feeb.

      you're completely pathetic

    9. Re:OUTGOING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cower some more, feeb.
      you're completely pathetic

    10. Re:OUTGOING by MichaelKristopeit328 · · Score: 0
      i am michael kristopeit.

      you are NOTHING

    11. Re:OUTGOING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am michael kristopeit.
      you are NOTHING

    12. Re:OUTGOING by MichaelKristopeit328 · · Score: 0
      you are a liar.

      you spend your days in a fantasy world you have created relative to me.

      you're completely pathetic.

    13. Re:OUTGOING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a liar.
      you spend your days in a fantasy world you have created relative to me.

      you're completely pathetic.

    14. Re:OUTGOING by MichaelKristopeit328 · · Score: 0
      you're an ignorant hypocrite.

      cower some more, feeb.

      you're completely pathetic.

    15. Re:OUTGOING by MichaelKristopeit326 · · Score: 0
      cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

      you're completely pathetic.

    16. Re:OUTGOING by MichaelKristopeit327 · · Score: 0
      cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

      you're completely pathetic.

    17. Re:OUTGOING by MichaelKristopeit324 · · Score: 0
      cower in my shadow some more, feeb.

      you're completely pathetic.

  44. Re:rob malda is a sellout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least he's not "nothing" nor "pathetic".

  45. Yoda Statue by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    What's with the fountain in front the of Yoda statue? It makes him look pissed.

  46. Damn by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    I was working there last year. Why couldn't you visit then?!

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    Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
  47. Re:Oh, big deal-FACTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually for you SFX challenged people out there, Kerner Optical is/was Industrial light and magic, not Lucasfilm per se.

    Geez wont you young whippersnappers get you facts right?

  48. I don't get it... by Eil · · Score: 1

    This is a nice story and all, but I was hoping to see photos of Hemos and CmdrTaco at Lucasfilm, not two random old fogies hanging around next to Yoda.

  49. so has slashdot members - but why post it by steveblue · · Score: 1

    I have been at ILM ( in the old space) - got a great tour and the new Pixar space ( with my students from Stanford via my Facial Animation course), heck I gave a recent talk at Google and saw things I can't talk about either but why would I blog about it or put it on Slashdot if I do not have something informative to say. I sure there are 200 more folks like me who have done this who are slashdot members. Including folks who work at these places. Seems like an ego post.

  50. Perforce? by Hartree · · Score: 1

    But I'm still stuck with RCS you insensitive clod!

  51. What about the NSA visit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He never mentioned the NSA visit ##@!!..line error

  52. Throwing down the gauntlet ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few years ago I posted an ad on Facebook aimed at Googlers. Said I wanted to see their town. Cost me $40 but got to see the campus :P

  53. Cashew by nrmrvrk · · Score: 1

    I've seen Matt Janulewicz put cashews in his nose. He's a Legumist.

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    Keine eier