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Jeff & Rob Visit Lucasfilm

Last fall Hemos started working for Perforce: one of their clients is Lucasfilm. One thing led to another, and last week I got to visit their Presidio facility in San Francisco. Their security policies prevent me from saying anything about the super sweet things I saw inside the building, but I can post this picture of us next to the Yoda statue outside the front door. Thanks to Matt Janulewicz for getting us in the front door and showing us around, Daryll Jacobson for opening a cool door and Tina Mills for pressing click. I can now say that I've been physically closer to Starwars.com than I have to Slashdot.org since the 1998 when it lived under my desk. Finally, the gauntlet has been thrown: if you work somewhere cool (Pixar? Apple? NASA? The White House? Comerica Park?) drop me an email! I am not above using T-Shirts as bribery to see cool places!

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  1. This is news? by Daetrin · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do you think this is? Your personal blog?

    (And for those who don't get the joke, yes, i know ;)

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    1. Re:This is news? by Desler · · Score: 1

      I think the fatty is Rob.

    2. Re:This is news? by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Their security policies prevent me from saying anything about the super sweet things I saw inside the building"

      And when he says he can't say anything, he doesn't mean he signed some sort of agreement, he means he literally cannot say anything. A guy in a brown robe walked up, slowly waved a hand in front of his face, and said, "you cannot say anything about the things you saw inside of this building."

    3. Re:This is news? by Desler · · Score: 1

      Didn't you forget to call him a feeb?

    4. Re:This is news? by Wrexs0ul · · Score: 1

      Silly 6-digit accounter, your age gives you away :P

      -Matt

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    5. Re:This is news? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I actually have a different theory for this troll. I don't think his target is Slahshdot, but the real M Kristopeit.

      No one puts this much effort into trolling a fading website, but for a real person? Makes more sense.

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    6. Re:This is news? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      MichaelKristopeit### = stagnated

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    7. Re:This is news? by tigre · · Score: 1

      are you saying he's weak-minded?

    8. Re:This is news? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I'll take that as a yes, then.

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    9. Re:This is news? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      spiders are arachnids, dumbass

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    10. Re:This is news? by Rasperin · · Score: 1

      Yeah he seems to be overly happy to be there. Maybe they fed him some straight lard.

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    11. Re:This is news? by adisakp · · Score: 1

      Hey, I visited that fountain last weekend while visiting the Lucas Film campus in the Presidio. I was giving a talk on Multicore Memory Management in Mortal Kombat at the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco.

      Plus I posted the picture on my facebook, can I get the frontpage of Slashdot now please ?

    12. Re:This is news? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      my name, dipshit

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    13. Re:This is news? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda (the "bottom" or "catcher") is wearing the black coat, Jeff "Hemos" Bates (the "top" or "pitcher") is wearing the brown coat.

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    14. Re:This is news? by gijoel · · Score: 1

      Really I thought it was because the entire facility was in green screen. There was literally nothing to look at.

    15. Re:This is news? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      lol, you are the lamest, most one-note troll I've ever seen

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    16. Re:This is news? by MichaelKristopeit500 · · Score: 1
      ur mum's face are the lamest, most one-note troll i've ever seen.

      cower in my shadow behind your weak and crushable pseudonym some more, feeb.

      you're completely pathetic.

    17. Re:This is news? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      exactly

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    18. Re:This is news? by MichaelKristopeit500 · · Score: 1

      you're an idiot .

  2. I wish I worked somewhere cool by mikael_j · · Score: 1

    While I suppose it wouldn't mean all that much when it comes to day-to-day work on some level it would be nice to work somewhere "cool". A company with "mythical" server parks rather than the typical "one small server room per site plus a couple of rented racks in a datacenter for external stuff".

    Oh well, maybe I'll find a job at one of those places someday...

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    1. Re:I wish I worked somewhere cool by vlm · · Score: 1

      While I suppose it wouldn't mean all that much when it comes to day-to-day work on some level it would be nice to work somewhere "cool". A company with "mythical" server parks ...

      Been there, done that, strongly advise against it.

      The sales guy whom was selling used cars last week (no kidding) walks the new client thru, and you have to grit your teeth the whole time as he points to the UPS and calls it "The Internet". The new client is of course completely non technical so he nods his head. Repeat every freaking day. One funny story is all the promotional pictures are of, I kid you not, male and female models. Some of you could have theoretically seen my chair and desk, but that model is not me. They have a rep of being stuck up but I found them tolerably nice in person.

      The only good part was we got leftover food from all the promotional meetings. And there were a lot of them in the dotcom era. Lets just say I gained about 75 pounds while I worked there. That gives you some idea of the scale of the fine dining.

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    2. Re:I wish I worked somewhere cool by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Well, that seems to come with the assumption that the line of business you're in has at least the possibility of being cool.

      If your work is basically building and maintaining in-house backend systems for various financial reports and such for say, a call center, well it's kind of hard to really make that into a cool and amazing job. It might be a good job, might have a lot of interesting challenges but it doesn't quite have the same appeal as say, working on the latest cool game or even just writing random bits of backend code for one of the well-known giants like Apple, Google or even MS.

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    3. Re:I wish I worked somewhere cool by Desler · · Score: 1

      and now make you wait outside while he turns your office 3D?

      You have a 2D office? How does that work for you?

  3. You should visit the ranch sometime by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can see the dungeon where Lucas rapes our childhood memories.

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    1. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by e3m4n · · Score: 2

      ROFL, i just spit my coffee on my screen.

    2. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by dadelbunts · · Score: 2

      He even went so far as to burn Mark Hammils face so no one else could use him ever again.

    3. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by game+kid · · Score: 1

      But...but I wanna believe Carrie Fisher is still hot! :(

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    4. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You probably want to avoid any appearance she's made since about the time of the movie Soapdish, then. Trust me on this.

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    5. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      Don't worry, in case you can't make it there, pictures are available...

      http://www.dedroidify.com/blogimages/sp02.JPG

    6. Re:You should visit the ranch sometime by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      It was the backup screen.

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  4. Who are those middle aged dudes? by wiredog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whatever happened to the scrappy twenty-somethings I met at the Hilton annex at Comdex?

    1. Re:Who are those middle aged dudes? by abigor · · Score: 1

      Hemos has lost a LOT of weight. Good for him.

    2. Re:Who are those middle aged dudes? by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      They're hiding in the same place Comdex is.

  5. news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nerd goes to Lucasfilm; can't talk about it. No news at 11.

    1. Re:news by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I was at the old location once. They had nice signs to warn away the unwary. They were warning about highly toxic chemicals and such.

      Any chance pictures of those signs are floating around the web anywhere.

      Meeting R2 in the theatre was most cool.

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    2. Re:news by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      On the bright side nobody can attacked for not reading TFA--seeing as there is nothing to read.

  6. Hey, I've been there too! by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Informative

    See? http://www.mrericsir.com/blog/local/yoda-statue/

    Jeez, why don't my personal blog entries make the front page of Slashdot?

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    1. Re:Hey, I've been there too! by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

      Love the Previous Entry on that page...

    2. Re:Hey, I've been there too! by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      You can submit your /. journal entries.
      If it's any good, it'll make it to the front page.

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    3. Re:Hey, I've been there too! by Desler · · Score: 1

      If it's any good, it'll make it to the front page.

      So then why were we subjected to shit like this and samzenpus' stupid College Humor video over the Kinect yesterday? These are terrible...

    4. Re:Hey, I've been there too! by MrEricSir · · Score: 2

      If it's any good, it'll make it to the front page.

      Ah, so THAT'S the problem!

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    5. Re:Hey, I've been there too! by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's pretty gross, but if you're interested in the subject, there's a lot of reading and some great forums at acne.org.

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  7. Re:New low by Desler · · Score: 1

    Didn't you notice? Slashdot.org is just a seamless redirect to Digg now.

  8. Idle? by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

    Why isn't this in Idle?

    Oh yeah, never mind.

  9. Re:New low by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    All of life is a, "Hey, look at me!"

    Or, "Hey, look at my stuff!" But that's just look-at-me by proxy.

  10. Security or Secrecy? by pz · · Score: 1

    Their security policies prevent me from saying anything about the super sweet things I saw inside the building...

    Their security policies sound more like industrial trade secret policies, unless the cool things they have inside are anti-terrorism devices.

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    1. Re:Security or Secrecy? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      And you you know what they do to protect trade secrets? that right, security.

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  11. Isn't this a discussion site? by Desler · · Score: 1

    Finally, the gauntlet has been thrown: if you work somewhere cool (Pixar? Apple? NASA? The White House? Comerica Park?) drop me an email!

    Why would you need to be emailed when one could just post their cool job in the comments section?

    1. Re:Isn't this a discussion site? by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      But then how would anyone see it? Nobody reads Slashdot anymore!

  12. Re:rob malda is a sellout by Frightened_Turtle · · Score: 2

    That had better be banta drool on Luke's landspeeder!

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  13. the /. staff by Vorpix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I kinda like this sorta post. I used to feel a closer connection with the /. mods back in the day than recently. It didn't always feel like one Apple/Google press release after another like it does nowadays. It seemed like there was more editorial content. (Not that I'm asking for JonKatz to return...)

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    1. Re:the /. staff by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Ahhhahah, Jon Katz. That takes me back.

      I say bring him back! It would liven up the place.

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  14. Bragging? by Mr.Intel · · Score: 1

    I used to come to slashdot for a does or three of daily nerdism. Then I came for techy news. Then I came to watch the flamewars when I needed an excuse to eat popcorn. Now? Now I come to see that life really is about who you know.

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    1. Re:Bragging? by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      If the richest rewards to be reaped from "who you know" are a visit to a satellite production facility of a movie studio, you probably shouldn't feel too left out.

  15. Re:Post Value by Desler · · Score: 1

    I think it's an attempt at a subliminal slashvertisement to get you to lobby for the usage of Perforce where you work.

  16. Re:rob malda is a sellout by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    Kristopeit, have you considered turning your anger into creativity?

    For example, I looked at, "Slashdot = stagnated," and I noticed the anagram, "That LAN SSD goatse'd."

    I thought this amusing because LANs, SSDs and goatse are frequent topics of Slashdot.

    I transformed hate into a smile.

    *places a flower in your musket*

  17. What the hell, I'll feed the troll... by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Uh, you do realize that Slashdot actually *is* Rob's personal blog, right?

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  18. Re:Post Value by 1729 · · Score: 1

    I think it's an attempt at a subliminal slashvertisement to get you to lobby for the usage of Perforce where you work.

    Anybody lobbying for the use of Perforce should be shown the door.

  19. Want by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

    I'm not a Star Wars geek but I seriously want that Yoda statue.

    Oh, and I thought Episodes II & III were better then Episode VI and quite possibly V.

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    1. Re:Want by operagost · · Score: 2

      I'm not a Star Wars geek but I seriously want that Yoda statue.

      Really? That sounds slightly contradictory.

      Oh, and I thought Episodes II & III were better then Episode VI and quite possibly V.

      Ah... definitely not a Star Wars geek. My bad.

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  20. Eat your heart out by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Well yesterday I went to an even cooler place, but I can't tell you. There was so much amazing stuff, I was shocked. This was like a million times better than going to Lucasfilm. After the first couple of things happened I knew that my life had changed forever. Thanks to Frank for telling me about this fantastic place, Joseph for pointing out the last things and letting me take one home, and Sarah - you know exactly what for! I'm going to go post this on slashdot now so that all the nerds can get jealous! /sarcasm also, seriously slashdot, wtf?

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    1. Re:Eat your heart out by game+kid · · Score: 1

      and Sarah - you know exactly what for!

      Oh now I'm intrigued. If she had blue hair then this must have been Steve Jobs' house. I hear it has an iPod with a penny-sized 1TB SSD, and a unique Mac OS X that he can install out of the box on a standard PC. And topless dancers with blue hair. Blue hair!

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    2. Re:Eat your heart out by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Well yesterday I went to an even cooler place, but I can't tell you. There was so much amazing stuff, I was shocked. This was like a million times better than going to Lucasfilm. After the first couple of things happened I knew that my life had changed forever. Thanks to Frank for telling me about this fantastic place, Joseph for pointing out the last things and letting me take one home, and Sarah - you know exactly what for!

      You finally got to a brothel? Congratulations.

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    3. Re:Eat your heart out by Jstlook · · Score: 1

      -- You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.

      I tried that once, and now I'm unemployed!

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  21. Waiting for Blizzard Campus' Orc ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Can't wait for the pics in front of the Orc on the Blizzard campus. Far more impressive than Lucas' Yoda. ;-)
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/anshinritsumai/4799301377/

    1. Re:Waiting for Blizzard Campus' Orc ... by gknoy · · Score: 2

      Size matters not.

      (:

    2. Re:Waiting for Blizzard Campus' Orc ... by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      Which is just another thing in which Blizzard plagiarizes Games Workshop :p

      GW HQ

      Statue and the very WH40k-esque building front has been there since mid-90's at least.

    3. Re:Waiting for Blizzard Campus' Orc ... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Is that the headquarters of the English Nazi Party or something? Creepy.

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  22. How long it'll last? by tp_xyzzy · · Score: 1

    Now that everyone on slashdot knows where to get a real yoda statue, are we already taking bets on how long it'll be still there...

  23. I feel violated... by subk · · Score: 1

    Was this just "click-mongering"? Glad I have ads disabled...

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  24. Nice to see a Hemos shout-out by khaladan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Been wondering what happened to him.

  25. They're Harold and Kumar in disguise by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Or maybe Bill and Ted, but older, and that Yoda statue is filling in for George Carlin.

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  26. The other side of those cool places by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you were an animator or technical director at Pixar, you could expect to live there during production. The film has to be done on time, you can't miss the Christmas season, etc. I saw many families bring dinner to Pixar almost every evening so that they could eat together, as mommy or daddy wasn't coming home until really late. I was in studio tools, not production, and thus was allowed to have a normal life - and seeing what happened to the production folks, I never wanted to be a technical director.

    The pay was OK, but not great, and for technical folks the attribution was something you might have to slo-mo your VCR to see. There were 20 people who wanted a job standing behind every one that actually had a job in film, so there was no incentive for studios to pay better.

    At the time (it may be better now) the tools were the result of 30 years of evolution, and you had to know about 30 languages to be a TD.

    I've found my involvement in Open Source to be a lot more fulfilling.

    Bruce

    1. Re:The other side of those cool places by NighthawkFoo · · Score: 1

      Well said, Bruce. Work-life balance is one of those things that you begin to appreciate more as you get older.

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    2. Re:The other side of those cool places by ckthorp · · Score: 1

      Wait! Who on Slashdot still has a VCR? Ok, I'll get off your lawn now UID3872.

  27. Jeff & Rob Visit Lucasfilm by lunasee · · Score: 1

    Who?

    1. Re:Jeff & Rob Visit Lucasfilm by Desler · · Score: 1

      Fatty and ugly apparently.

  28. Oh, big deal. by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not that big a deal. I've been to Lucasfilm's sound stage at "Kerner Optical" (which used to be a cover story for Lucasfilm.) That's where they do physical effects and model work. Got to see their prop and camera shops, and some cameras used for notable shots that fans probably care about but I don't. They were the first to put a camera in a carbon-fibre housing, that camera has been through many crashes and explosions, and it still works. Nice engineering.

    They were doing some R&D work on 3D cameras where the separation between the cameras could be varied dynamically. Watching that on a 3D monitor while someone twiddles the interocular distance is a non-fun visual experience, close to headache-inducing.

    They were showing off FrameFree, which is a frameless video compression technology. It decomposes the image into layers which are then morphed from frame to frame, allowing arbitrarily slow motion. They sold that off, but some of the technology for cleanly decomposing images went into 2D to 3D conversion technology.

    The most unusual thing about the place is that almost all the employees have been there for decades. Someone who'd been there three years was referred to as the new guy. You just don't see that kind of low employee turnover any more.

    I've been to some computer animation places. They're just cube farms, not very interesting. They used to have high-end SGI workstations, but now it's all PC. (I saw that transition between 1998 and 2002; on my first visit to Sony Imageworks, the shop was 90% SGI machines, with a few PCs. Four years later, 80% PCs, with a few SGI machines for legacy work. SGI's "Silicon Studio" division is long gone, and the Computer Museum has their building.)

    Watching a really good animator use a high-end animation package makes you realize that some people have really, really, good 3D visualization skills. There's a classic comment from some sculptor that he just chips away the stone until the object emerges. That's what working 3D artists do all day. Fast. There's much drawing and little adjustment. Pros don't tweak meshes; they draw them.

    If you're not into either the "Hollywood thing" or fandom, dealing with the film industry is generally frustrating. Either they're in pre-production and have trouble coming up with a valid credit card, or they're in production and want a new feature yesterday.

  29. Come on! by bynary · · Score: 1

    This is like walking into the locker room in high school and saying, "I just slept with the head cheerleader," and then refusing to give out any details. Party foul!

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    1. Re:Come on! by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      "Sleeping with the head cheerleader" in this context would have been an invite to Lucas' ranch. This is more like sleeping with the head cheerleader's sister who looks pretty good as long as you ignore the braces.

  30. Yoda Statue by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    What's with the fountain in front the of Yoda statue? It makes him look pissed.

  31. Damn by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    I was working there last year. Why couldn't you visit then?!

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  32. I don't get it... by Eil · · Score: 1

    This is a nice story and all, but I was hoping to see photos of Hemos and CmdrTaco at Lucasfilm, not two random old fogies hanging around next to Yoda.

  33. so has slashdot members - but why post it by steveblue · · Score: 1

    I have been at ILM ( in the old space) - got a great tour and the new Pixar space ( with my students from Stanford via my Facial Animation course), heck I gave a recent talk at Google and saw things I can't talk about either but why would I blog about it or put it on Slashdot if I do not have something informative to say. I sure there are 200 more folks like me who have done this who are slashdot members. Including folks who work at these places. Seems like an ego post.

  34. Perforce? by Hartree · · Score: 1

    But I'm still stuck with RCS you insensitive clod!

  35. Cashew by nrmrvrk · · Score: 1

    I've seen Matt Janulewicz put cashews in his nose. He's a Legumist.

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