Japan Earthquake May Have Shifted Earth's Axis
Zothecula writes "Using a complex model to perform a theoretical calculation based on a US Geological Survey, Richard Gross of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory has determined that by changing the distribution of the Earth's mass, the earthquake that devastated Japan last Friday should have sped up the Earth's rotation, resulting in a day that is about 1.8 microseconds (1.8 millionths of a second) shorter."
... the work day got about 0.6 microseconds shorter, woo! Oh, wait....
Did I read that correctly? Did the summary explain to us what a microsecond is?
That's OK, now we can repost all the comments from that story and get modded up!
"People of Earth, at 18:00 GMT March 10 we all jump at the same time and regain our microsecond!"
Hm, maybe I should have changed the date on that one.
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Shift happens.
That's not 'sleeping', that's 'dead'.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.