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The Hobbit Finally Starts Shooting
Tiger4 writes "Warner Bros. has announced that production has officially begun on Peter Jackson's movie adaptation of The Hobbit. Jackson even posted a couple of pictures of himself on one of the sets. This despite the strikes, bankruptcies, contract disputes, and legal actions that have swarmed Jackson and the project since his Lord of the Rings days. Admit it, secretly you've been dying to see this happen."
But why the sudden turn to violence? Who even knew Hobbits had firearms?
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
I hear the End of the World is coming out on the 12th. It'll be a blast.
Dwarvish motherfucker! Do you speak it?!?
I still cannot find the droids I am looking for...
I hope Leonard Nimoy gets a cameo in the movie, and a reprise musical number. He'd make a great elf, with the pointy ears and all.
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
Gandalf: I want you to go into that bag and find my ring.
Frodo: Which ring is it?
Gandalf: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it.
Thorin (as played by John Travolta): And you know how the humans drink their beer?
Bilbo (as played by SLJ): They don't drink it out of acorn cups?
Thorin: No lad, they've got big hands. They wouldn't know how the fuck to hold an acorn cup.
Bilbo: Then how do they drink it?
Thorin: They drink out glasses the size of your head. In PINTS.
which is totally what she said