Improving Productivity (With Science)
An anonymous reader writes "It's common knowledge that multiple monitors increase productivity, but there isn't actually any research to support that assertion. However, studies have shown that there are a few simple tweaks to the work environment that do increase productivity. Among them: use high temperature light sources and keep office plants."
I'm pretty sure I would get fired for running a grow house in my office.
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Make sure the office plant has a comfortable chair in his cubicle.
Multiple monitors make it easier to appear productive with less effort.
You probably made more before the sex change I bet, Tom...I mean Barbara.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!