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The Simpsons Reviewed For Unsuitable Nuclear Jokes

Hugh Pickens writes "CNN reports that television networks in several European countries are reportedly reviewing episodes of 'The Simpsons' for any 'unsuitable' references to nuclear disaster, with an Austrian network apparently pulling two episodes: 1992's 'Marge Gets a Job' and 2005's 'On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister,' which include jokes about radiation poisoning and nuclear meltdowns. Al Jean, executive producer of the show, says that he can appreciate the concern. 'We have 480 episodes, and if there are a few that they don't want to air for awhile in light of the terrible thing going on, I completely understand that,' says Jean, citing the example of the 1997 episode 'The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson' that was pulled after 9/11 because it included key scenes at the World Trade Center. 'We would never make light of what's happening in Japan.'"

374 comments

  1. radical news! by Odinlake · · Score: 3, Insightful

    radical news: someone behaved in a mature and sensible way!

    1. Re:radical news! by sconeu · · Score: 2

      He's talking about Al Jean.

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    2. Re:radical news! by peppepz · · Score: 1
      No censorship is going on. No copies of the episodes were destroyed. It's not a crime to watch them.

      It's just that the people who were to air them decided, autonomously, to omit some jokes that might hurt the sensitivity of some people in the present time.

    3. Re:radical news! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 0

      Whether or not the government is involved, it is still censorship.

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    4. Re:radical news! by Odinlake · · Score: 1

      Whether or not the government is involved, it is still censorship.

      My point was that the makers (according to the stub) agree with the decision, and seem to be pretty decent about the whole thing. Why would you fret about censorship when pretty much everyone (who has rights to the work) are in agreement?

    5. Re:radical news! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Because people disagree with the decision. They don't like censorship, and they don't like the fact that something they enjoy could potentially be censored simply because someone finds it to be in "bad taste" or some other equally ridiculous reason. Whether or not the creators agree is irrelevant.

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    6. Re:radical news! by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1

      You can still buy the dvds and watch them. You can't tell TV stations how to do their programming.

    7. Re:radical news! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      No, but people can voice their disagreement over their decisions (like they're doing now).

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    8. Re:radical news! by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2

      I agree, Al Jean has a nice, calm answer. The issue I have is that European markets aren't in any danger from the damaged reactors, and only a very tiny fraction of them have family in the stricken area. If it was a Japanese broadcaster choosing to not air certain episodes, then that makes some sense. European stations doing it seems to be more a matter of being hyper-empathetic to people that aren't actually going to be watching the broadcast.

    9. Re:radical news! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. It's COMEDY. "Mature and sensitive" isn't funny. How about the South Park episode where Chef wants to change the South Park flag?

      I challenge you to tell a single joke that's actually funny that nobody can take offense at.

    10. Re:radical news! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I refuse to watch ANY movie on TV that' was originally rated higher than PG. What they usually cut is the funny parts.

      That's one reason I no longer have cable -- in cable's early days, cable channels weren't censored. Now it's no different than broadcast TV.

      They butchered "The Holy Grail" so badly that they offended Monty Python, who then swore that they'd never allow their movies to be aired unless they were uncut and uninterrupted.

    11. Re:radical news! by peppepz · · Score: 1
      I don't think so. Censorship is when somebody tells someone else, "you can't say that". In this case, somebody thought that a cartoon, whose only intent is to make people laugh, was possibly going to make some people sad instead, and decided not to air it now, by his own free will.

      Whether or not I agree with the decision, I can't say it's censorship.

      If we use some words too easily, then we risk that when it's really time to use them, they'll have lost their value.

    12. Re:radical news! by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      When 1984 came and went I thought, "thank God we never arrived at the 'Big Brother' that Orwell warned us against." The truth is that we did, but in the more subtile and perniciously nuanced form of political correctness. The overall effect is the same.

    13. Re:radical news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but people can voice their disagreement over their decisions (like they're doing now).

      Now it's just a matter of a decision you have a petty disagreement with?

      So much for your silly argument about this being some big bad censorship.

      Admit it- you're just talking out of your ass.

    14. Re:radical news! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      It's still censorship. They are censoring the show because some people might be offended. In this case, it would be self-censorship. They're saying, "At this current point in time, you can't watch this on our station."

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    15. Re:radical news! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Now it's just a matter of a decision you have a petty disagreement with?

      When did I say differently? From the very beginning I said that it was censorship. From the very beginning I stated that it was my opinion that this should not happen.

      So much for your silly argument about this being some big bad censorship.

      I don't know where I said that. I've mostly been criticizing people who are so easily offended that they want this to be censored. The only thing that I said was that it is indeed censorship.

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    16. Re:radical news! by Combatso · · Score: 1

      how about the farmer that won an award for being Outstanding in his Field?

    17. Re:radical news! by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      In that case, for every program they broadcast you're accusing them of censoring every single other program on the grounds that it cannot be watched at this current point in time.

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    18. Re:radical news! by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      I challenge you to tell a single joke that's actually funny that nobody can take offense at.

      Pretty much anything by Eddie Izzard.

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    19. Re:radical news! by FlyingCheese · · Score: 1

      If anything, Orwell was wrong. Aldous Huxley's idea for the future was actually far more accurate.

    20. Re:radical news! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      No, I'm accusing them of censorship because they are actively planning to censor it for a temporary amount of time (which is nonsensical) to appease those that might find the material offensive.

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    21. Re:radical news! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The truth is that we did, but in the more subtile and perniciously nuanced form of political correctness.

      Gibberish. 99% of cries of "pollitical correctness" are more accurately phrased, "OMG, people expect me not to behave like an ass! That's Orwellian! Censorship!"

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    22. Re:radical news! by Draek · · Score: 2

      I dare you say a single thing, comedy or otherwise, that nobody can take offense at.

      Richelieu's words are still as true as when they were first spoken, the solution is to try and be more accepting of others' words rather than attempt to offend no one without success.

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    23. Re:radical news! by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Can I remind you that you self-censor all the time, for exactly that reason? "to appease those that might find the material offensive."

      While thinking "you are stupid" or "I hate you" when conversing with a co-worker, you're not saying those things out loud. Why? Because they are offensive to some people, though maybe not to you as you're actually thinking it. Swap any offensive thought and any other person in place of co-worker and the argument still holds true. And don't tell me you don't ever think bad thoughts about anyone, all humans do.

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    24. Re:radical news! by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      I challenge you to tell a single joke that's actually funny that nobody can take offense at.

      Pretty much anything by Eddie Izzard.

      He said funny

    25. Re:radical news! by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      ...says he, insultingly!

    26. Re:radical news! by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      European stations doing it seems to be more a matter of being hyper-empathetic to people that aren't actually going to be watching the broadcast.

      I was thinking the same - maybe there's no harm in pre-emptively placating the segment of society who seem to enjoy finding things to be offended by, but it seems to me just another sign of the paranoia conjured by the word 'nuclear'. There hasn't been a 'nuclear disaster', there's been a terrible earthquake and tsunami, which killed thousands, and there's been a minor radiation leak which (as far as I am aware) has killed nobody.

    27. Re:radical news! by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Sir, I am a hydroponics farmer with no fields, and your narrow view offends me!

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    28. Re:radical news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My brother was struck by lightning while out standing in a field, you insensitive clod!

    29. Re:radical news! by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I'm not? I typically speak my mind. And even if that were not the case, an appeal to hypocrisy would not change the correctness of this censorship. Honestly, I think the world would be far better if people were less sensitive and just spoke their mind.

      Oh, and not saying something is quite different than creating something and then censoring it for everyone who wished to see it.

      And don't tell me you don't ever think bad thoughts about anyone, all humans do.

      Yes, I have. However, it would theoretically be possible to not ever have had bad thoughts about anyone.

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    30. Re:radical news! by independent123 · · Score: 1

      It has more to do with the interests of the nuclear industry than Japanese sensibilities. Ever since the Japanese nuclear trouble there has been a barrage of pro-nuclear stories, all reassuring us that everything is ok with nuclear.

    31. Re:radical news! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      My point was that the makers (according to the stub) agree with the decision, and seem to be pretty decent about the whole thing. Why would you fret about censorship when pretty much everyone (who has rights to the work) are in agreement?

      Because he's already been paid for it, he has a copy of it himself. He isn't impacted at all. It's the people in Europe who are being deprived of seeing these shows -- not a great offence against the Rights of Man, yet it still is censorship. Especially since no one has actually died (yet) as a result of the nuclear leaks.

      I would be torn if it was "2012" being banned though for depicting earthquakes and tsunamis, that piece of crap wasted 2 hours of my life. I suppose I'd (half-heartedly) protest.

    32. Re:radical news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure it matters - it's a small world, after all.

    33. Re:radical news! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      the solution is to try and be more accepting of others' words rather than attempt to offend no one without success

      Bravo, if I hadn't already posted in this discussion I'd mod you up. That was indeed insightful.

      I was offended when Clear Channel removed "offensive" songs after 9-11 (like "bodies", don't remember the name of the band). Especially since they didn't ban Zeppelin's "When the Levi Breaks" after the monster flood that hit the Mississippi river in 1994. IIRC KSHE (not a Clear Channel station) played that quite a bit during the flood, and so did the Clear Channel stations up here in Springfield. When I heard it I CRANKED it. And I had and have a lot of friends that could have been drowned; I grew up there.

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    34. Re:radical news! by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      The Germans are completely overreacting. This Simpsons thing is only a symptom of that BTW, 210.000 people marched to close down nuclear plants and in recent local elections the Green party gained 10% due to nuclear concerns. It'll pass though, give it time.

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    35. Re:radical news! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      That's a pun, not a joke. Nopbody laughs at puns, you GROAN at puns, even if you enjoy puns.

    36. Re:radical news! by Odinlake · · Score: 1

      It has more to do with the interests of the nuclear industry than Japanese sensibilities. Ever since the Japanese nuclear trouble there has been a barrage of pro-nuclear stories, all reassuring us that everything is ok with nuclear.

      Really? Living in Tokyo, I've been very much concerned with how western media rather blows that whole business out of proportions. They've had my relatives back home completely terrified for my safety. The radioactive leakage is a concern, but only one of many and the real tragedy is the 20-30,000 people killed by the tsunami. I swear, to me it seems many western people must think a radioactive mutated Godzilla is going to burst out of the Tokyo bay any minute now.

    37. Re:radical news! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Yes, because if there is one thing that Nature has taught us, it is that the appropriate response to a disaster is to ignore it, sweep it under a rug, and for Gawd's sake, don't make a joke about it! It's how we have the joke question "too soon?"

      It's a strange symptom - and not a good one - of the age we live in. People make jokes about things they fear, things that scare them. It's a coping and yes, a healing mechanism. For me? No thanks, I'd rather defiantly laugh at the disasters, run outside and flip them off, rather than skulk in continuing fear. For the skulkers, it will forever be "too soon."

      Censoring the Simpsons? That's unpossible!

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  2. Goebbels would have been proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What nuclear meltdown?

    1. Re:Goebbels would have been proud by YoshiDan · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not a meltdown. It's an unrequested fission surplus.

    2. Re:Goebbels would have been proud by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Coupled with a thermal exhaust failure!

      (actually a meltdown isn't excess reaction - it's deficient cooling - emphasizing meltdown)

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    3. Re:Goebbels would have been proud by Eudial · · Score: 1

      Sendai has always experienced slightly higher radiation levels.

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    4. Re:Goebbels would have been proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP was quoting Mr. Burns :)

  3. Phewy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CNN fishing for sensationalized fodder.

    1. Re:Phewy by 517714 · · Score: 1

      Three-eyed fish?

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  4. South Park wouldn't hesitate by dwywit · · Score: 2

    to make fun of it.
     
    This probably originated from /b/, but it had a macabre humour to it: (to the tune of spongebob squarepants' theme) "who lives in their houses under the sea?" "japanese people"

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    1. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by davester666 · · Score: 2

      That's just it. This isn't about the simpsons making fun of what's happening in Japan now. It's become insensitive to broadcast a cartoon made more than 10 years ago, that made fun of a fictional nuclear power plant.

      And what's up with old shows not being shown, or even being censored of shots of the world trade towers? We're supposed to remember 9/11 and the towers crashing down, but forget they stood for 30 years?

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    2. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And what's up with old shows not being shown, or even being censored of shots of the world trade towers? We're supposed to remember 9/11 and the towers crashing down, but forget they stood for 30 years?

      The winners of history get to write it.

      Make your own conclusion who won...

    3. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't fit. The chorus answer has one too many syllable in the first word to fit the meter. You'd have to find a two syllable (likely offensive) replacement, or abbreviate it like you have a speech impediment ( "jap'nese" ?) ... yea, I actually went there.

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    4. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by lennier1 · · Score: 2

      Warrant-less wiretapping, data retention laws, continuous tracking of financial transactions, first amendment violated on a regular basis, Gitmo, ...

      Terrorists hate our freedoms, so we have to hollow them out wherever we can???

    5. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Spongebob already has been used during the BP oilspill. I'd think using an Anime intro would be much more fitting. There has to be some kind of post-apocalyptic Anime out there that would serve as a very well fitting theme song for this disaster...

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    6. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      We don't have to, however our inaction just makes it seem we're happy to let them.

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    7. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simpsons did it.

    8. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Same thing happened with the South Park Super Best Friends episode. The Muhammed pictured in the the episode was not wearing a bomb in his headpiece and did act in a very correct and honourable way as a part of the collective force to defeat mighty David Baine. The episode was broadcast a long time before the Danish protest cartoon and still pulled off.
        Second point is the death of and politicization of humour in general. The incoherent and incorrect clumping of ideas is the original sin of a politician, a sin for which the politician should be guided to the nearest re-education camp.

      And what's up with old shows not being shown, or even being censored of shots of the world trade towers? We're supposed to remember 9/11 and the towers crashing down, but forget they stood for 30 years?

      They might as well ban all wakes. The relationship with death is increasingly distorted and the various ways of relating to it are increasingly marginalized in a form of a politically correct bonfire of human culture.

    9. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      If we eliminate our freedoms, the terrorists will have no more reason to attack us. The security circus is making us safer after all!

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    10. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There has to be some kind of post-apocalyptic Anime out there that would serve as a very well fitting theme song for this disaster...

      You mean there's anime out there that isn't post-apocalyptic???

      -@|

    11. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warrant-less wiretapping, data retention laws, continuous tracking of financial transactions, first amendment violated on a regular basis, Gitmo, ...

      Terrorists hate our freedoms, so we have to hollow them out wherever we can???

      I just imagine them crouching in the caves in Pakistan, muttering under their breath about them there Americans & their freedoms.

    12. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Ironically, Simpsons used to be the original edgy modernist sanctity-busting nihilist parody show, and SouthPark seemed like a bit of a clone. Now the Simpsons is becoming sanitized. At least other shows are willing to pick up the baton of sacred-cow-bashing.

    13. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by Elbart · · Score: 1

      You can still not watch "Super Best Friends", "200" and "201" on southparkstudios.com to this date. Talk about "hesitate". But hey, let's make fun of Mormons, they're harmless, amirite?

    14. Re:South Park wouldn't hesitate by DrStoooopid · · Score: 1

      Simpsons creators: "....we would never make light of the crisis in Japan"

      Matt Stone and Trey Parker were quoted as saying, "We would..."

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  5. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They are obviously not talking about ignoring the problem, but about not making fun of people that are actually suffering radiation exposure.

  6. Maybe the episodes could be helpful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The episode where Homer plugs a leaking reactor with his bare ass could give them ideas on how to address the current leak. I doubt anyone in Japan would be big enough but we could check out some local McDonalds and ship them an American or two.

    1. Re:Maybe the episodes could be helpful by Apu+de+Beaumarchais · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are aware of what country sumo wrestling comes from right?

    2. Re:Maybe the episodes could be helpful by cheater512 · · Score: 2

      He did say that he doubted anyone in Japan could do the job.

      Although the logistics of bringing over a American or two. Damn thats a crazy idea.
      You'd have to lash a few aircraft carriers together or something.

    3. Re:Maybe the episodes could be helpful by Kjella · · Score: 1

      He did say that he doubted anyone in Japan could do the job.

      And the grandparent's retort was that they have sumo wrestlers, so there was no reason to doubt. Perhaps this will clue you in.

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    4. Re:Maybe the episodes could be helpful by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The only reason why sumo world champion isn't American is because all the prospective candidates are too heavy to relocate to Japan to take part in the tournaments. ~

  7. WTxxxxx? by capnkr · · Score: 0

    This story deserves it's own tag. WTFITWCT (What the fuck is the world coming to), or GMAFB. Something like that...

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    1. Re:WTxxxxx? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      tag the story toosoon :)

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    2. Re:WTxxxxx? by gregrah · · Score: 1
      To quote the summary:

      Al Jean, executive producer of the show, says that he can appreciate the concern. 'We have 480 episodes, and if there are a few that they don't want to air for awhile in light of the terrible thing going on, I completely understand that,' says Jean...

      Not sure I understand why you're so indignant when the executive producer of the show himself sees no problem here.

    3. Re:WTxxxxx? by Pesticidal · · Score: 1

      Why would you want a flamboyant baboon?

    4. Re:WTxxxxx? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Maybe people also disagree with the producer of the show?

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    5. Re:WTxxxxx? by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. But that makes for a long list of people they disagree with: the channels doing something on a voluntary basis, the executive producer of the show for not challenging their right to make independent decisions, and all the people that think it's a small courtesy to show some sympathy for dead and dying people caught up in a national crisis.

      You have to ask just what is their motive for whining about censorship? Does the voluntary delay of a few re-runs that have been shown before, and will be again, and are available elsewhere, really count as censorship in their minds? Just how safe, cotton-balled and full of trivialities must their lives be to come to that conclusion?

    6. Re:WTxxxxx? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      It certainly is censorship, even if temporary.

      Just how safe, cotton-balled and full of trivialities

      The fact that worse things happen does not negate the negative impact this has. The issue may be important to them for whatever reason. I just don't like censorship of any kind, especially not the kind that is brought about by people being 'offended'.

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    7. Re:WTxxxxx? by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      Most definitions of censorship would not apply here. The material is not considered immoral, obscene, politically or commercially damaging, or heretical. It is a free decision made by individuals, as a minor gesture, at a moment in time, with no intent to force that view on others, that does not prevent you from viewing the material in question.

      It's true that it is censorship - strictly speaking, according to a particular definition, with no sense of perspective or sympathy. Interpreting words in such a manner is a hallmark of the easily offended. It's so much easier to get all self-righteous when you have strict definitions you think everybody else should live by.

      If you're worried about the negative impact of not showing a couple of widely available cartoon re-runs, rest assured you have more in common with "offended" people than you'd like to think.

    8. Re:WTxxxxx? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      The material is not considered immoral, obscene, politically or commercially damaging, or heretical.

      Except that they're doing this because some people might be offended by it.

      It's so much easier to get all self-righteous when you have strict definitions you think everybody else should live by.

      "Live by"? Aren't you taking it a bit out of context? I merely said that it could be considered censorship. Some definitions of it fit.

      If you're worried about the negative impact of not showing a couple of widely available cartoon re-runs, rest assured you have more in common with "offended" people than you'd like to think.

      Such as? The mere fact that I posted does not mean that I am offended. The fact that I do not like censorship or that I believe it is illogical does not put me into the same group as those that are so easily offended by fiction. Although, I do not know what you meant to imply by that comment because you did not explain it adequately enough.

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    9. Re:WTxxxxx? by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      Such as adhering to particular, strict interpretations of words, and then using them to disapprove of other people's decisions, even in matters as trivial as selecting cartoons. You really do seem to be in pretty much the same group.

      A TV scheduler's job includes simple concepts like, "put light entertainment material in the light entertainment slot." It's entirely reasonable that in their view, jokes about nuclear disasters during a nuclear disaster are not light entertainment.

      I think they should be completely free to make that choice. You clearly don't, and are judging other people's scheduling decisions. This is closer to the logic of censorship than it is to free speech.

    10. Re:WTxxxxx? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Such as adhering to particular, strict interpretations of words, and then using them to disapprove of other people's decisions, even in matters as trivial as selecting cartoons. You really do seem to be in pretty much the same group.

      You misinterpreted me. I do not disprove of it because a single definition of the word "censorship" fits this situation. I do not approve of it because I do not like the situation itself and what it represents. The ability of a few sensitive people to remove content for everyone simply because they find it offensive.

      You clearly don't

      You clearly misunderstood me greatly. While I do disapprove of their decision, I by no means said that they shouldn't be allowed to make it. I've also been criticizing the people who are so easily offended.

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    11. Re:WTxxxxx? by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      No, my interpretation is rock solid, as you yourself explain. You are using this definition:

      censorship The ability of a few sensitive people to remove content for everyone simply because they find it offensive.

      Your post is a tautology: your disapproval isn't because it's censorship, but because of what the situation represents, and what it represents is censorship. My fundamental point remains when you start by disapproving of the situation, and then choose to use a particular, strict definition of a pejorative to describe it.

      Slightly worse, in fact - now you're choosing definitions to suit your delicate sensibilities. That is most definitely a hallmark of the easily offended! Sorry, you don't the word being applied to you, do you? A "hallmark of the quick to disapprove", then.

      I'm surprised you think TV networks should be completely free to act as censors. It would explain why you use "censorship" to describe minor scheduling decisions, if you think it isn't something that should be challenged in any practical sense.

    12. Re:WTxxxxx? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      My fundamental point remains when you start by disapproving of the situation, and then choose to use a particular, strict definition of a pejorative to describe it.

      I see. Then what word shall I use to describe it quickly? I guess I'll just say "they're removing a few episodes of The Simsons from their network temporarily because a few people found some of the jokes offensive." Is that much better?

      That is most definitely a hallmark of the easily offended!

      Actually, now you're just making assumptions. There could be a number of reasons that I wish for my desires to be fulfilled or that I post here. It would make me happy, it would anger me for them not to be, I just like commenting, I just like arguing, or another reason entirely. Really, this is just an ad hominem attack at this point.

      It would explain why you use "censorship" to describe minor scheduling decisions, if you think it isn't something that should be challenged in any practical sense.

      All you've actually done is attack my word usage, and seemingly nothing more. You try to downplay the situation and act as if, because you think it is unimportant, it is unimportant for everyone. I've already explained why I disagree. The fact that a few sensitive people could have a show removed, temporarily or not, because they are offended by it, makes me not even care to watch those channels if they're going to try to appease these people. I understand why: money. But I still don't agree with it. I presented a solution: these people can either just not watch it (which doesn't involve taking away a choice for someone else), or they can realize that it is fiction and that it is useless and counterproductive to be offended and alter their mindset.

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    13. Re:WTxxxxx? by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      what word shall I use to describe it quickly? .. All you've actually done is attack my word usage, and seemingly nothing more.

      Well, this is an online discussion. Words are kind of fundamental to the whole process, in my experience. Would you prefer hieroglyphics? It should be clear that if I'm happy to use "disapproving", "sensitive" and "easily offended" as replacements for each other, I'm more concerned with substance than with labels. So no, I'm not attacking your word usage, but what they imply about your thinking. Unless you're about to propose there's a way I could read your mind, we're just going to have to live with the whole "using words to communicate" thing.

      Really, this is just an ad hominem attack at this point.

      Is the latin supposed to be impressive? "Ad hominem attack" is just a pretentious way of saying "personal criticism" (as compared to the logical fallacy the phrase is more usefully applied to). Which is funny, because implying that you are beyond personal criticism is yet another tendency of the easily offended.

      There could be a number of reasons that I wish for my desires to be fulfilled or that I post here.

      I couldn't care less what your reasons for posting are, just what you say in those posts. I believe that what someone says should count for something. Although if you don't mean anything you say, I'd still enjoy the whole process because it's a little intellectual exercise in wading through sophistry to get to the core of an issue.

      I support free speech. It would be interesting to me if you had a solid argument based on negative consequences, as compared to the insubstantial "I disapprove of people making decisions I disagree with" approach you're taking so far.

      You try to downplay the situation and act as if, because you think it is unimportant, it is unimportant for everyone.

      Not at all. I think that if it is unimportant, then it is unimportant, and claiming the direct opposite would be indicative of being overly sensitive. Seeing as we're talking about a couple of cartoon re-runs, my assumption that it is unimportant is reasonable. Where's the evidence for the opposing argument?

      I've already explained why I disagree.

      Well, kind of. For your argument to make sense, we have to use your definition of censorship, assume that your assessment of their motives is correct (having never met them or communicated with them), assume that being offended is the same thing as not being entertained, assume that it is bad for people paid to provide light entertainment to feel an obligation to provide it, and fear un-named consequences.

      There is a high degree of similarity between that kind of judgemental and fearful argument by assertion and, say, those of a fundamentalist Christian who takes a strict view of morals and the US Constitution to justify their hysteria about abortion.

      Don't get me wrong, though. Just because you quack like a duck doesn't make you a duck.

    14. Re:WTxxxxx? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Which is funny, because implying that you are beyond personal criticism is yet another tendency of the easily offended.

      I didn't imply that, either. What I did imply, however, was that continually making comments about my character, status, or feelings is both a mere assumption and useless to this particular discussion. Is that not correct? I do not know where you are pulling these words that I did not speak from, as my statements did not even imply them, as far as I see. If they did, then it certainly wasn't intentional.

      It would be interesting to me if you had a solid argument based on negative consequences, as compared to the insubstantial "I disapprove of people making decisions I disagree with" approach you're taking so far.

      "Negative consequences"? "Negative" is subjective. But, alright. I believe that a few people who are easily offended having the ability to have content taken away from others, temporarily or not, because they are offended by it, would count as a "negative consequence." It removes the choice from other people (and they had a choice to not consume the content in the first place).

      my assumption that it is unimportant is reasonable.

      "Reasonable" is subjective.

      Where's the evidence for the opposing argument?

      Evidence for opinions about what others think is important?

      assume that being offended is the same thing as not being entertained

      Sorry, but the article implies that some people could be offended. I am speaking of this scenario, and I thought it was obvious.

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    15. Re:WTxxxxx? by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      I didn't imply that, either.

      Yes, you did. Your point about an ad hominem attack was a rebuttal to my comments, which directly implies that you do not think personal criticism is valid. I've repeatedly demonstrated that I'm responding only to what you say. There's no assumptions about your character, status or feelings. If the comparisons make you uncomfortable, that's a matter for self-reflection rather than complaints. Denial does not an argument make.

      As for the useless bit, that's possibly the most ridiculous thing you could say in an online forum. This is just a discussion on Slashdot. Maybe you'll even go away thinking about the fact that you're not actually able to justify your disapproval, in which case great. An open mind is a wonderful thing, and I'm happy to help. Probably you'll stick to waving around your own little book of rules of right and wrong, and keep disapproving of people that don't live up to your glorious standards. Even so, it is reassuring for me that I'm not condoning censorship by any reality based definition. So I find that useful.

      I believe that a few people who are easily offended having the ability to have content taken away from others, temporarily or not, because they are offended by it, would count as a "negative consequence."

      That would certainly be a negative consequence. One problem, however, is that doesn't seem to have happened here - nowhere is it even implied that the easily offended have this ability. Another problem is that you need to explain how simply not enjoying jokes about nuclear disasters during a nuclear disaster in the middle of a natural disaster claiming thousands of lives qualifies as "easily offended". It's really just a basic demonstration of human empathy.

      "Reasonable" is subjective.

      Oh, absolutely. Arguably, it would be reasonable to recommend to someone buying a new car that they ask for it to be painted lime green with cyan polka dots on the roof and purple doors. It's just that most people would tend to think that such an argument is ridiculous. Yes, I think it's reasonable to assume re-scheduling a few cartoon re-runs has no negative consequences.

      Evidence for opinions about what others think is important?

      Given the world has a lot of people confined to asylums, that kind of catch-all argument is as useless as hiding behind "subjective". How about instead just "others", we say "people who don't make things up to support their case"?

      the article implies that some people could be offended. I am speaking of this scenario, and I thought it was obvious.

      Sure, but "unsuitable" also has other implications. I've drawn out them out repeatedly and explicitly, but you keep ignoring them to focus on the specific thing that upsets your sensibilities. As well as simply enjoying the debate, it's getting quite funny how you keep doubling down on fundamentalist logic.

    16. Re:WTxxxxx? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Your point about an ad hominem attack was a rebuttal to my comments, which directly implies that you do not think personal criticism is valid.

      Not in general. If we want to be on-topic about this discussion, then yes, I believe that they are.

      There's no assumptions about your character, status or feelings.

      Proclaiming that I am offended as you did a few comments ago is indeed an assumption about my feelings. By all means, continue, but it won't do any good.

      As for the useless bit, that's possibly the most ridiculous thing you could say in an online forum.

      Why? Everything is likely equally useless. This, I believe, is useless to this particular discussion. You're free to think otherwise, of course. You wouldn't be wrong.

      Denial does not an argument make.

      Indeed. Be careful with the absolutes.

      Maybe you'll even go away thinking about the fact that you're not actually able to justify your disapproval, in which case great.

      Justify an opinion?

      An open mind is a wonderful thing, and I'm happy to help.

      I think so, too. Have I changed my mind about anything? No. Have you changed your mind about anything? Not that I see. Does that make a person "closed-minded"? Maybe. It really depends on who you are arguing with.

      Probably you'll stick to waving around your own little book of rules of right and wrong, and keep disapproving of people that don't live up to your glorious standards.

      I don't understand where you're getting this. It's just assumption after assumption. I don't even believe in absolute "rights" or "wrongs." Censorship is 'bad' only to me, and I'm disagreeing with people who say otherwise. Of course, that doesn't make them 'wrong'.

      That would certainly be a negative consequence.

      To you.

      One problem, however, is that doesn't seem to have happened here - nowhere is it even implied that the easily offended have this ability. Another problem is that you need to explain how simply not enjoying jokes about nuclear disasters during a nuclear disaster in the middle of a natural disaster claiming thousands of lives qualifies as "easily offended". It's really just a basic demonstration of human empathy.

      If no one is offended, then why would someone need to show "human empathy"? As I already stated, the article does suggest that some people could be offended. I am speaking of such a scenario, if it happens. Furthermore, I don't think not finding a joke or two funny warrants taking off episodes. Again, an opinion. Offended or not, there is no reason that I see to take off these episodes. "Funny" is also subjective, after all.

      Yes, I think it's reasonable to assume re-scheduling a few cartoon re-runs has no negative consequences.

      It depends on your definition of "reasonable" and "negative."

      Given the world has a lot of people confined to asylums, that kind of catch-all argument is as useless as hiding behind "subjective". How about instead just "others", we say "people who don't make things up to support their case"?

      You asked to prove how something is important to other people. That is not an absolute, and that is the only thing that I replied to.

      I've drawn out them out repeatedly and explicitly, but you keep ignoring them to focus on the specific thing that upsets your sensibilities.

      As far as I know, I've answered most, if not all of your points.

      As well as simply enjoying the debate, it's getting quite funny how you keep doubling down on fundamentalist logic.

      Such as?

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    17. Re:WTxxxxx? by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      Not in general.

      Here's the Collins dictionary on "rebuttal":

      rebuttal noun: disproof, negation, refutation, invalidation, confutation, defeat

      See the bit where it says, "invalidation"? That's the bit that tells you that yes indeed, a rebuttal generally implies you think the thing rebutted is invalid. As for what is and isn't on topic, isn't it hypocritical to think that people disapproving of what others choose to do, would not accept the same in return? It's not unusual to see the "hey, we were talking about them, not me" argument, but it's a self-serving approach I'm happy to ignore. Judge not lest ye be judged and all that jazz.

      Proclaiming that I am offended as you did a few comments ago is indeed an assumption about my feelings

      You're confusing an "assumption" with a "conclusion". I made it clear I was referring to the fact that you were quick to disapprove, as per your actual statements. You can disagree that "easily offended" and "quick to disapprove" are similar things, if you like. It's a fairly straightforward process to explain the overlap if you insist on digging that hole.

      Be careful with the absolutes.

      I have been, weren't you paying attention? It's actually quite time consuming writing out all the little caveats, drawing comparisons rather than making assertions, and so on. The debate would probably be more substantive if I didn't have to tread so carefully around you.

      Justify an opinion?

      No, your disapproval. There's a significant difference between, "I wouldn't do that," and "I disapprove of others doing that". The former is just an opinion; everyone has them. The latter is a basis for active interference in individual choice. It's the difference between just having an opinion (probably just given once), and being self-righteous (the kind of thing you might repeat, as you did, in multiple threads).

      Like I say, I think words should count for something and I comment on that basis. If you want to write as if yours don't count for anything, that's a shame, but you can't reliably expect others to treat them that way.

      Have I changed my mind about anything? No. Have you changed your mind about anything? Not that I see.

      Open minds are about more than being willing to change them. This is a one on one debate on a particular subject; it stands to reason that we might not change our minds. However, in the sense that having an open mind means that you shouldn't be quick to disapprove of others, then you could be said to have a closed mind. In the sense that I'm making an effort only to disapprove of one specific individual based on actual evidence, it could be said I'm trying to keep an open mind.

      I don't understand where you're getting this. It's just assumption after assumption.

      First, it's interesting that as I repeatedly explain how my comments respond directly to your actual statements, you repeat the word "assumption" like a mantra. Second, it's just a little debating trick to highlight an opponent's tendency to over-react. I use a little hyperbole; you fall back on cookie-cutter, catch-all statements, the "get out of jail free" card of irrational debate.

      Censorship is 'bad' only to me, and I'm disagreeing with people who say otherwise. Of course, that doesn't make them 'wrong'.

      That's the whole self-righteous thing right there. You're not disagreeing with people who say that censorship isn't bad - you're disagreeing with people who say this isn't censorship at all. In the process, you're judging people's innocuous, sympathetic TV scheduling. You're even setting yourself up as someone of higher standards, someone willing to denounce censorship where others will not.

      Classic self-indulgent, self-righteous nonsense.

      Th

    18. Re:WTxxxxx? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      It's not unusual to see the "hey, we were talking about them, not me" argument, but it's a self-serving approach I'm happy to ignore.

      Alright, but as I said, that in itself does not answer my original argument. It will merely end up being a waste of time.

      You're confusing an "assumption" with a "conclusion". I made it clear I was referring to the fact that you were quick to disapprove, as per your actual statements. You can disagree that "easily offended" and "quick to disapprove" are similar things, if you like. It's a fairly straightforward process to explain the overlap if you insist on digging that hole.

      I see. However, because you do not know my true feelings, it remains an assumption, does it not?

      No, your disapproval. There's a significant difference between, "I wouldn't do that," and "I disapprove of others doing that".

      A difference, yes, but it is all still an opinion. However, I do see what you're trying to say. Very well.

      However, in the sense that having an open mind means that you shouldn't be quick to disapprove of others, then you could be said to have a closed mind. In the sense that I'm making an effort only to disapprove of one specific individual based on actual evidence, it could be said I'm trying to keep an open mind.

      I do accept the fact that I may be 'wrong'.

      you're disagreeing with people who say this isn't censorship at all.

      I do, because as you said, it fits one of the definitions. As far as I know, it doesn't have to fit many to apply. The definitions are all fairly closely related, as well.

      But, really, I didn't mean to use that word again. Let's just say that I disagree with the removal of the episodes and the reason behind it.

      You're asking why anyone would need to show empathy in a scenario where tens of thousands of people have died?

      Yes. What does this have to do with a piece of fictional entertainment? If no one is offended by it, then why is there a need for "empathy"?

      Not true, of course - you've been reading my posts and therefore you've seen reasons to take off those episodes.

      I've read your posts, but I don't agree with them, just as you don't agree with me.

      TV schedulers therefore use their subjective judgement.

      I see. That does make sense. I would disagree more if they were making the assumption that no one else thought that they were funny as well. But that probably didn't happen, did it?

      Fixating on a scenario that you yourself introduced into the conversation.

      I fixated on the one that the article suggested. The one that I do not agree with.

      Relying on particular interpretations that ignore concepts such as context, evidence, perspective and empathy.

      What? We're speaking about a possible scenario. There is indeed evidence that something similar has happened in the past because of the scenario I am focusing on. Because people were offended. And they most certainly were there. It's similar, but naturally, it's not entirely the same (this one isn't exactly temporary).

      Assuming motives and allowing for no other.

      I allowed for others. I suppose my mistake was that I didn't state everything clearly in my comments. Yes, other scenarios, such as the ones you listed, are possible. However, I am focusing on the one that the article partly suggests (that people might be offended).

      Complaining about negative consequences that don't actually happen.

      The "negative consequences" are that it could become more commonplace to remove content that presumably offends a vocal minorit

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    19. Re:WTxxxxx? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Let's just say that I disagree with the removal of the episodes and the reason behind it.

      Should be: "Let's just say that I disagree with the removal of the episodes if they were removed merely because some people were offended."

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    20. Re:WTxxxxx? by ContractualObligatio · · Score: 1

      Could I just say I admire the way you're continuing the debate even though I am making comments that, for all the fancy wording, do refer to your character directly? For what it's worth, I think that your argument is understandable and well intended and largely "correct". But the hardline interpretation has negative consequences. I think there is a threshold to be passed before editorial decisions become censorship; it is only on this basis that we can go beyond disagreeing with it but actually build a case for taking steps to prevent it. Censorship that really fits the meaning of censorship should be prevented, I believe.

      Now, back to being an asshat...

      Alright, but as I said, that in itself does not answer my original argument.

      Your original argument was that I was making assumptions about your feelings. I have in fact answered that several times, and will again:

      However, because you do not know my true feelings, it remains an assumption, does it not?

      No, it remains a conclusion, based on a premise, grounded in fact. As well as confusing "conclusion" with "assumption", you seem to be assuming that conclusions must be irrefutable to be considered valid.

      I do, because as you said, it fits one of the definitions.

      True, but using other definitions it is not. Effectively asserting that yours is both relevant and to be considered in isolation is similar to fundamentalist logic. I believe it should be challenged, not simply accepted. Assuming that dictionary definitions can be applied with the precision of a mathematical proof is not, in my subjective experience, reality-based.

      "Censorship" is bad in my view, something to be resisted on principle. You could, however, apply a strict definition such as "withholding information from the public by a body" to any and all acts of scheduling, filtering, editing, selecting or prioritizing. Those are all essential activities for a TV network, so in practice the word loses any substantive meaning. However, I believe that words should count for something, because free speech is worth fighting for.

      Let's just say that I disagree with the removal of the episodes if they were removed merely because some people were offended.

      So would I. But why make that assumption? I don't think it follows from the article.

      Yes. What does this have to do with a piece of fictional entertainment? If no one is offended by it, then why is there a need for "empathy"?

      Again with the "quotation marks", I see. Again, without any demonstration of understanding what empathy is, I can't really answer that question for you. For my part, empathy is not only a valid consideration in any decision involving other people, but usually desirable and sometimes essential. Read around; it's not unusual to find empathy given as an essential part of living a happy, fulfilling life. I don't get the consistent references to the whole "offended" thing. Is "either offended or not offended" the extent of your worldview?

      I've read your posts, but I don't agree with them, just as you don't agree with me.

      Absolutely. I just pointing out the difference between disagreeing with a point of view, and acting like it doesn't even exist.

      I would disagree more if they were making the assumption that no one else thought that they were funny as well. But that probably didn't happen, did it?

      I wouldn't make that assumption. Many people might not find jokes about nuclear disasters during a nuclear disaster particularly funny. They've been getting the news about earthquakes, deaths and meltdowns, see a meltdown on a TV show, and start talking about Japan instead of just chuckling at Homer and Bart. That seems a realistic scenario to me. It's that empathy thing, you see. You keep suggesting empathy isn't r

    21. Re:WTxxxxx? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      No, it remains a conclusion, based on a premise, grounded in fact.

      If you say so. But at this point, it doesn't look like you're not going to believe me, anyway.

      But why make that assumption?

      It's a suggested scenario. I said "if."

      I don't get the consistent references to the whole "offended" thing. Is "either offended or not offended" the extent of your worldview?

      I just don't understand why empathy is needed if no one is offended or hurt (which, technically, would be their own fault anyway) by a fictional piece of entertainment. I really don't see another reason why empathy would be needed according to some people. It might technically remind people of the disaster, but being saddened in such a situation is rather useless and is completely up to them.

      Well, I doubt they'd assume that no one would find them funny, but weren't you just saying to be careful with the absolutes?

      The last sentence was in the form of a question. It implied that I believe it probably didn't happen.

      No, that is a scenario that the article suggests.

      You previously spoke of treading carefully around me. This seems to be exactly what I myself need to do. That was also a mistake.

      Yes, but we'd be speaking about at least two if you're weren't so fixated, ones that include context and perspective.

      The thing is, I don't really care about the other scenarios because they aren't what I disagree with. I'm going to mention the one that, if true, is what I disagree with.

      No, you said you saw no reasons, which quite explicitly doesn't allow for them.

      Yes, I previously saw no reasons. Then more were suggested.

      It talks about "unsuitable" and "sensitive" material, not "offensive".

      What do either of those even mean in this situation?

      Disagreeing repeatedly with another's independent decision based on strict interpretations and pre-formed scenarios is the starting point to restrict individual freedom.

      Restrict freedom? I already stated that people should be allowed to make the choice. I will try to explain why I disagree and try to make them believe otherwise, but that's it.

      You start having to put "in my opinion" in front of everything, and you just can't catch everything.

      You have a point.

      The "aw shucks, I ain't perfect" philosophy is another of those catch-all approaches favoured by the fundamentalist.

      No, I was agreeing with you.

      Oh? How about this:

      More mistakes, it seems. I questioned them in such a way previously because they were stated as facts. But I can see why you did that from your next point.

      Second, my point was that you seem to be closer to the easily offended that you might care to think.

      Perhaps it does seem that way. But when I think of "offended," I think of "hurt" or "upset," which are not things that I felt while replying. I felt nothing.

      If you keep to your suggested format, where most people would tend to claim whatever makes them feel best about themselves, there's little chance it will make any difference.

      It's hard to describe, but I rarely feel anything. This time was no exception.

      Even fans of close-to-the-bone comedy are quite happy with the whole idea of "too soon", and how "suitable" timing is different for, say, family viewing vs. HBO special. I think that's a healthy culture.

      I think that it's an illogical culture. It is counterproductive for them to feel saddened or upset. That's what I believe that people should be taught. They are the ones who make themselves that way, not anyone else. I speak of the scenario where people are offended, of course. It would be pointless to follow the idea of "too soon" if no one felt anything from watching the show (if they didn't feel anything, then they also didn't feel sad or upset at remembering the incident).

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  8. Animated Death Metal fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And if somehow Death Metal fans managed to take over the world suddenly cartoon network would be under the gun. Where does it end? With the Oblongs of course.

    1. Re:Animated Death Metal fans by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      And if somehow Death Metal fans managed to take over the world suddenly cartoon network would be under the gun. Where does it end? With the Oblongs of course.

      I dunno... I enjoy lots of different music, Metal & Death Metal being among the styles I like, and I love Metalocalypse.

      I think its high time we all grow up and start taking ourselves less seriously... Among those things that shouldn't be taken seriously: Humorous Cartoons.

      IMHO, political correctness == censorship. I don't know about anyone else, but I've been through some very rough times in the past...

      I don't get bent out of shape when people make comedies involving homeless people, orphans, car accidents, police brutality, bigotry & racial violence. I've lost loved ones to terribly unfortunate circumstances, but I didn't decide to censor the world's media -- I just changed the damn channel (viewer discretion, always advised).

      I don't take it personally when I see a TV show that reminds me of a life tragedy. It's up to me to deal with my own issues, not anyone else. Perhaps burying your head in the sand and stuffing away dark feelings deep inside instead of dealing with real life is a good idea -- In my experience, it's not.

      Excuse me if I fail to see why YOU should be censored for crap that happened to ME; OTOH, I also fail to see why I should be censored when tragedy befalls you.

      TL;DR: Real Life Happens: Deal with it like everyone else, you're not special.

    2. Re:Animated Death Metal fans by tibit · · Score: 1

      I was trying to explain to myself why would people want to be 'politically correct' anyway. The only thing I came up with is that some people just look for trouble. They pretend like they care, but they are just bullies and troubleseekers. They will twist everything to seem somehow against their rules, and that gives them a pretext to be upset and to demand apologies, or sue, or shoot you, or WTF ever. Political correctness is IMHO a fancy name for a symptom of psychosis. One thing is to have some sensitivity and respect to other people, but most 'politically correct' people go way farther than that.

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    3. Re:Animated Death Metal fans by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Of course, that is done under the guise of "respecting the agency of other people" and usually surrounded by statements like "we don't look for reasons to take offense", while doing more or less exactly that. Sort of like how certain pages centering around "discussion" of a certain topic have an established groupthink and more or less pounce on even a hint of dissent and look for excuses to ban.

  9. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Giometrix · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hear what you're saying, but is it really "making fun" when the episode is filmed years before the disaster? I'm a New Yorker, the Trade Center episode not only doesn't bother me, I still find it hilarious to this day!

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  10. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by JabberWokky · · Score: 1

    Who? People are probably suffering radiation exposure in Austria at about the same rate as they ever have.

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  11. Breaking Story: by m_chan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Humor is rooted in pain and suffering. Story at 11. and 11. and 11.

    1. Re:Breaking Story: by Palpatine_li · · Score: 2

      why don't you go on and write six more of that?

    2. Re:Breaking Story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask Neil Hamburger

    3. Re:Breaking Story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why only three 11s? Don't you need nine to make it a painful joke?

  12. Wow, Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wonder why America consistently makes you the butt of every stupid joke. You practically write them yourselves.

    Political correctness is going to destroy Europe.

    I'd say this was a joke, but then the EU might moderate it -1 Flamebait.

    1. Re:Wow, Europe by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Talking about it, what's the currently acceptable term for black people? Or cripples? Or old geezers? Or stupid people? You keep changing them faster than we can keep up over here in ol' Europe.

      Pot, don't call the kettle a nigger...

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    2. Re:Wow, Europe by kevinNCSU · · Score: 4, Funny

      Talking about it, what's the currently acceptable term for black people? Or cripples? Or old geezers? Or stupid people? You keep changing them faster than we can keep up over here in ol' Europe.

      African American, Disabled, Elderly, Congressman

    3. Re:Wow, Europe by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it's stupid to be corrupt... unethical maybe, but not stupid

    4. Re:Wow, Europe by demonbug · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it's stupid to be corrupt... unethical maybe, but not stupid

      We call the smart ones "Senator".

  13. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by giuseppemag · · Score: 2

    If anything the Simpsons are a way of becoming more aware of the problem, not making fun of those who suffer for it.

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  14. 'We would never make light of what's happening in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Japan"...

    Uhhh.

    Stephen Hawkings, countless celebrities and... Chernobyl [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Simpsons/Season_19] are fair game though?

    Depends on the joke really. And if we're watching Simpsons or South Park.

  15. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by mirix · · Score: 2

    It seems somewhat over reactive, but I see the idea. It's not like they show bugs bunny nips the nips any more either.

    On the flip side, they're allowed to show tits on TV in Austria, and the US has a meltdown when that happens.

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  16. great episode by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I loved "The City of New York vs Homer Simpson". Great episode even after 9/11.

    1. Re:great episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take the crab juice.

    2. Re:great episode by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      Bart: When I grow up I want to be in the Betty Ford Center!
      Marge: Well you better start saving now, it's very expensive!
      Lisa: Shh! They're strapping down Liza Minelli.

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    3. Re:great episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?

  17. Sad day when ... by Super+Dave+Osbourne · · Score: 1

    People are not able to sensor bad taste and content, jokes or editorial by themselves needing instead gov or industry to do it instead. That day appears to be yesterday, rest our heads in a moment of silence for that day wasted.

    1. Re:Sad day when ... by mqduck · · Score: 1

      What would it mean for people to "sensor bad taste and content, jokes or editorial by themselves" in this context? Not watch those episodes when they come on because it's "too soon"? Yeah, that could work. Or TV stations could just, you know, play other episodes for a while.

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    2. Re:Sad day when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would it mean for people to "sensor bad taste and content, jokes or editorial by themselves" in this context? Not watch those episodes when they come on because it's "too soon"? Yeah, that could work. Or TV stations could just, you know, play other episodes for a while.

      Or people who are overly sensitive could just, you know, watch a different channel for a while instead of imposing their own mental shortcomings on the rest of us.

    3. Re:Sad day when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if people censored themselves from the TV. That's TV executives nightmare - first rule of world domination - never turn off or change the sugary taste of cool-aid.

  18. How about every intro animation in Simpsons by tokul · · Score: 2

    It is not ok to joke about nuclear things, but it is ok to take nuclear waste home.

    1. Re:How about every intro animation in Simpsons by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      It's not even waste; It's an active fuel rod that he takes home.

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    2. Re:How about every intro animation in Simpsons by rJah · · Score: 1

      That inanimate carbon rod was worker of the week, you insensitive clod!

  19. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are obviously not talking about ignoring the problem, but about not making fun of people that are actually suffering radiation exposure.

    Says the person posting on a forum with more Hiroshima jokes than all living WW2 vets cubed.

  20. I am suddenly reminded.... by mysidia · · Score: 1

    About criticism being mounted when the motion picture version of The two Towers was coming out... E.g. waybackmachine.org/../twotowerprotest.org

    We believe that Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema's actions are in fact hate speech. The movie is intentionally being named The Two Towers in order to capitalize on the tragedy of September 11. Clearly, you cannot deny the fact that this falls under hate speech.

    1. Re:I am suddenly reminded.... by pizzach · · Score: 1

      Honestly, they probably should have used computer generated graphics to photoshop out the two towers in the film. It would have made the movie much less hateful.

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    2. Re:I am suddenly reminded.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RIP, Klerck.

    3. Re:I am suddenly reminded.... by hajus · · Score: 1

      The Two Towers depicted in the movie were the wrong ones. They were supposed to be Minas Tirith and Minas Morgul. Minas Tirith was not really a tower, but a system of concentric fortifications built on a steep hillside. Minas Morgul had been ruled by the Gondor Kings until Sauron took it over and it became the home of the Nazgul. They were not near each other either.

    4. Re:I am suddenly reminded.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what of Barad Dur and Orthanc? Were those not also two towers? How about Helms Deep and Rivendell? Or Merry and Pippen, for that matter? Tolkien created rich histories with very similarly repeating themes, like shadows or ripples of the actual narrative. Minas Anor and Minas Ithil were the two towers I personally believed were the title towers, but the text is scarcely about them, but their subsequent incarnations, Minas Tirith and Minas Morgal. I believe they weren't all that far from each other, but not as close as the movie depicts.

    5. Re:I am suddenly reminded.... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Damn that hateful Tolkien. How dare he name the second volume in the Lord of the Rings trilogy after buildings which were destroyed by terrorists who hate our freedom fifty years later. And how dare that hateful Peter Jackson start producing the movie version in 1997.

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  21. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not like a new episode was banned, is an episode up for repeat and some one decided to play it safe and show another on of the 20 years worth of possible reruns. Lighten up it not big brother censoring the news, or someone setting up a government comity to discuss all the pros and cons, its "hey, I would if this may upset some one? Ah what the heck I'll chuck one of these in instead" as they point to a mountain of VHS cassettes.

  22. Probably means by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    ...that "King Size Homer" will get pulled in some markets, which is unfortunate because it has one of the best lines in any Simpsons episode.

    1. Re:Probably means by Jordan+Catalano · · Score: 1

      HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseI'mabigfatguyandIcan'tgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoison gasImeanthere'sREALLYgoingtobepoisongasandeverybody'sgoingtobedeadespeciallyme!

    2. Re:Probably means by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

      One of the best for sure but the all most slashdot relevant Simpsons clips is here http://videosift.com/video/Bill-Gates-Buys-Homer-Out

  23. Videogames by Pesticidal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Fallout are banned too.

    1. Re:Videogames by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      just think of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games we can look forward to in 20-30 years! i propose the end-boss can be godzilla.

      Honestly though, i think its a bit over the top to go out of your way not to show certain episodes of the simpsons, it is a pretty lighthearted show, but if you want you can find offense in any episode. I guess any episode with cletus in it shouldnt be shown in half the states... or they better pull "who shot mister burns" in areas with high gun-violence stats

      Hell, i hope they dont show any episode with Apu in it in any indian (the non-casino variety) communities, those people might be very offended

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    2. Re:Videogames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'm waiting for S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Tides of Fukushima.

    3. Re:Videogames by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      And S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Fallout are banned too.

      I'm probably going to hell for this...

      But I can't help wondering if somebody is going to make a Japan/Fukushima mod for STALKER....

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  24. europeans and tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are europeans incapable of switching the channel if they don't like what they see? do their governments have to do everything for them? it's bad enough here in the states. I'm sure the socialists here will mod me into oblivion because they've forgotten that it was free expression that allows them to voice and live by their opinions in the first place. now of course, once they have power, they shut everyone else up, just like everyone else! yes yes, of course, it's for the children, or jesus, or the gays, or allah, or yahweh, or blacks, or latinos, or indians, or whi..err not white males feelings, so that makes it all ok.

    In case you haven't noticed, I hate double standards more than just about anything else.

    1. Re:europeans and tv by metacell · · Score: 1

      I think most Europeans (and most Americans) are capable of changing the channel themselves, but it's safer for the networks to accomodate the small number of people who are offended, than the larger number of people who don't care much either way.

    2. Re:europeans and tv by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      We don't have like half a million channels here. I have about 50 and I am one of the lucky ones who can afford them and actually get them. Without sat or cable you're stuck with about 3-4 channels, depending on the country you're in.

      Also, this IS about the "government channel" of Austria, akin to the BBC, Austria, too, has a "official" network. So, I guess, the government IS doing everything for us here, whether we like it or not.

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    3. Re:europeans and tv by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      What about the small number of people who don't like censorship?

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    4. Re:europeans and tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They tend to rant about it on the internet but not actually get off their arses and do anything about it. Much safer for networks to ignore them than the vocal minority who just like to complain about TV shows. And now, here's a list of words I never want to hear on TV again...

    5. Re:europeans and tv by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Yes, but my point was this: what if they stopped watching that station (like they imply this vocal minority might do)?

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  25. Knife goes in... guts come out... by slag02 · · Score: 1

    Knife goes in... guts come out...

  26. Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Grissnap · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I appreciate the sympathy, however misplaced it is. I get a bit angry when everyone focuses on the nuclear stuff going on. The whole nuclear thing will affect some people in Fukushima prefecture (mostly economically) and maybe some of the neighboring prefectures. Still let's look at things in perspective: 3 hospitalized (they are fine apart from some 'sunburn') from the Fukushima plant issue; over 20,000 missing or dead from the tsunami plus a multitude more homeless and hospitalized. We aren't suffering from nuclear fallout, people, we are suffering from one of the worst natural disasters to hit Japan in over 20 years. Still that is the nature of the beast, 20,000 is just too large a number for people to internalize and sympathize with. However, we can all imagine our gruesome death at the hand of deadly radiation. We all know that these episodes aren't being censored out of sympathy. I just hope they don't replace the episodes with a tsunami episode.

    1. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying is that they need to ban episodes that are about tsunamis?

    2. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points for you.

    3. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by CaptainPatent · · Score: 2

      Some people just meltdown under the pressure...

      I mean buckle... Buckle!

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    4. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a simple reason people (globally) are more acutely aware of the situation in Fukushima - a radiation leak (or worse), just might affect them.

      As for 20000 dead or missing from the tsunami and earthquake - that's fascinating television, and someone else's problem. Remember boxing day 2004?

      That said, to all the people affected by these three disasters: you have my deepest and heartfelt sympathy.

    5. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Some people just meltdown under the pressure...

      What do you think the fallout from this scandal will be?

    6. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      a radiation leak (or worse), just might affect them.

      Unless they're in Japan, not really. Actually the economic impact will hurt them somewhat but no one cares about that.

      Not that it matters, people want any excuse to panic it seems. Like 9/11, no one was going to blow up Bumfuck, Iowa but that didn't stop people there from screaming loudly. More loudly than those in New York actually I'd say.

    7. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Grissnap · · Score: 1

      Thank you all for the sympathy. Despite my complaints, the response from around the world has been overwhelmingly great. As for above, I understand exactly what you mean and I many (me included) are guilty of that. All too soon we forget, like the deadly earthquake in Christchurch just months ago or the horrible tsunami on boxing day. But the fact is, no one outside of Japan is going to be affected by this radiation, but the hysteria around it is overblown and is probably hurting Japan more than helping. The mass exodus of foreign expatriates from Japan spurred on by some foreign governments such as France telling their citizens to leave the country is not helping the local situation at all.

    8. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I appreciate the sympathy, however misplaced it is.

      I get a bit angry when everyone focuses on the nuclear stuff going on. The whole nuclear thing will affect some people in Fukushima prefecture (mostly economically) and maybe some of the neighboring prefectures. Still let's look at things in perspective: 3 hospitalized (they are fine apart from some 'sunburn') from the Fukushima plant issue; over 20,000 missing or dead from the tsunami plus a multitude more homeless and hospitalized. We are not YET suffering from nuclear fallout, people, we are suffering from one of the worst natural disasters to hit Japan in over 20 years.

      Still that is the nature of the beast, 20,000 is just too large a number for people to internalize and sympathize with. However, we can all imagine our gruesome death at the hand of deadly radiation. We all know that these episodes aren't being censored out of sympathy. I just hope they don't replace the episodes with a tsunami episode.

      I think the reason for the focus on the nuclear stuff is this.
      Besides that, the general perception is that we can still do something about it.
      A kind of 'first save lives, then mourn the dead' idea, I suppose.
      Also, I (and I think most of the world's population) think that if things go really wrong at Fukushima, there will be many more deaths from it than from the tsunami. I don't have the knowledge about nuclear facilities to make this conclusion, and it's probably wrong, but I think many people reason this way.

    9. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by tibit · · Score: 1

      I expect that the easy to understand, everyday problems will be what may well kill quite a few people in short order. The refugees are still in plenty of areas that are effectively cut off (save for helicopter aid drops), or they have to walk for a day or two to get somewhere where there are simply more refugees but even less food. Localized, relatively small scale shortages of food, water, shelter, sanitation and medical care, that can lead to sickness and even death, are not only easy to visualize and understand, but should be on everyone's mind.

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    10. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many people in politics (Democrats) who wish to use the nuclear part of the disaster in Japan to their advantage (kill nuclear power). They can only do this by instilling fear into peoples minds.

    11. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by peppepz · · Score: 2

      they are fine apart from some 'sunburn'

      And you can say that because you inspected the DNA of every single cell of their body and you can't exclude that they will develop some form of cancer in the following years, of course.

      Otherwise you'd be offensive. Even as a long-term resident of Japan.

      However, we can all imagine our gruesome death at the hand of deadly radiation.

      Talking as a European, there's no need to imagine that, we still have vivid memories of the gruesome effects of radiation on people who worked to fix blown nuclear reactors. But, the last tsunami that hit my country was one hundred years ago. That's why people here are more sensitive to the dangers of nuclear power than they are to the fear of tsunamis. Moreover, there's nothing you can do to prevent tsunamis from happening, while nuclear accidents can always be attributed to human misbehavior, which puts doubts in people's minds such as "could it happen here?", "could it be prevented?".

    12. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is a very simple reason for this: People don't care about people but themselves. A tsunami washing away a few thousand Japanese? Ffft. Big deal.

      A nuclear plant cooking off? OMFG! What if the death cloud comes over here!

      Do you think anyone worries about the Japanese people suffering from radiation there? People are worried about whether the radiation comes to them, that's all. Get used to it, nobody gives a damn about anyone but themselves. That tsunami is over and doesn't threaten anyone (outside of Japan, that is) anymore. That radiation could still be a problem outside of Japan. Hence the coverage of the nuclear plants and not the tsunami.

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    13. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Judging from how the economy works these days, a few bailout kickbacks that we'll have to pay for.

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    14. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by ghostdoc · · Score: 1

      This is where I get a bit wtff? about the whole thing.

      OK, first off...living will give you cancer. Live enough, and you will get cancer. Radiation in the quantities being released from the Japanese reactors WILL NOT GIVE YOU CANCER. Scientific fact, get over it.

      People die on the roads in massive, horrific numbers and yet this causes no comment and people are not afraid to cross the road. How come all the hysteria about radiation?

      People have NOT died or suffered in any meaningful numbers from any application of nuclear power technology, at all, ever. And if you discount Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which after all were acts of war *designed* to kill large numbers of people, then the same goes for all nuclear technology. It's incredibly, unbelievably safe, way safer than any other known form of energy production. Chernobyl had a minor effect on the local population, way less than other industrial disasters of a similar scale (Bhopal, for instance).

      As many sensible and sane people have said before, the events in Japan have been a massive vindication of nuclear safety. A disaster of way beyond "worst-possible-can't-happen-in-our-lifetime" magnitude happened and NO-ONE DIED or even got seriously injured (one bloke broke his foot I understand).

      And yet, the press and everyone else is all hysterical about the radiation. WTF?

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    15. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to reinforce the point you're making here...

      http://nextbigfuture.com/2011/03/deaths-per-twh-by-energy-source.html

    16. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by peppepz · · Score: 1

      OK, first off...living will give you cancer. Live enough, and you will get cancer.

      There are a lot of things you can do while living that will increase your chances of getting cancer. Getting massive doses of radiation is one of them. I can assure you that getting cancer when you're 70 and getting it at 25 doesn't feel the same. Even though you'd be probably pissed off in both cases.

      Radiation in the quantities being released from the Japanese reactors WILL NOT GIVE YOU CANCER. Scientific fact, get over it.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12845304

      They were exposed to radiation levels of 170-180 millisieverts, he said, which is lower than the maximum level permitted for workers on the site of 250 millisieverts.

      Most people are exposed to 2 millisieverts over the average year, while 100 millisieverts is considered the lowest level at which any increase in cancer is clearly evident.

      People die on the roads in massive, horrific numbers and yet this causes no comment and people are not afraid to cross the road. How come all the hysteria about radiation?

      In fact, parliaments emit all kinds of legislation to reduce the risks of road accidents, including for example freedom-limiting laws that enforce the use of safety belts by private citizens, because people are worried about road safety.

      People have NOT died or suffered in any meaningful numbers from any application of nuclear power technology, at all, ever.

      I learn that the people who suffered in Chernobyl, and who still suffer today, are not a "meaningful number".

    17. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly I think it's rather that those 20000 don't really affect us. The nuclear stuff does, if nothing else than that it can server to further an agenda.
      Personally, for me it is that I recognize the lack of responsibility and thorough disaster planning by Tepco in the people maintaining the nuclear plants here.
      And I think both are incompetent/greedy enough to create a nuclear disaster even without a tsunami, it just "helps" a lot.

    18. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would guess the episode where they flood the entire town up to the rooftops is more likely to be seen in poor taste. Either that or the Tidal Wave joke regarding Kuala Lampur being changed to France. Neither instance is very offensive, but someone will find them offensive anyway.

    19. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they are not quite "fine", most probably they will get cancer and die in a few years. Hundreds of thousands will get cancer in the next 10-40 years or so. The area around the reactors will be unhabitable for humans, for hundreds of years if not millennia.

      Nevertheless, it's weird that they're pulling Simpsons episodes as far as Europe, we need to laugh about what's dangerous.

      One way the TV-companies could be sensitive to some of their viewers sensitivity , could be to be sure to include a short description of the episode in the EPG, teletext and in the verbal introduction of the programme.

    20. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Clsid · · Score: 1

      I think the main difference and why most of the focus goes to the radiation issues is that we understand that even though there was an awful lot of people that died during the quake and the tsunami, those are natural incidents. Radiation on the other hand is something we choose to be part of or not plus the consequences of a nuclear disaster stay with us for an extended period of time.

      I'm not against nuclear energy but if everybody uses a car and the car keeps crashing, everybody is going to question the safety of using such technology. That way carmakers keep doing research on how to make the car safer. In a way this is what happens after each nuclear incident. It teaches us how to tackle this very powerful energy source but still try to be careful about it.

      I guess you could argue that living in a seismic area is a matter of choice too, but then again if you were born someplace it's hard to break the cultural and family ties unless you really have better opportunities elsewhere.

    21. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Grissnap · · Score: 2

      Okay, maybe I understated the potential risk (I would say only a bit, they were still only exposed to levels that are still considered not to have any significant long term effects) of 3 people. Touche. I am sure those 3 are going through some mental anguish because of that potential risk to develop cancer, no matter how slight. They were working hard and taking risks so that I can be safe. I admit it is not the most sensitive thing I could say to someone I am indebted to. However: I don't think my overall message was that, and in the American tradition I take offense to your being offended at me. Rather, my main point was that those 3 will be living much longer than the 20,000 tsunami victims who are either dead or missing now, and I wish that the media would be able to remember that rather the radiation issue.

    22. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by delinear · · Score: 1

      It's more likely the agenda of big media driving this. Natural disasters are tragic and the news love to report a good tragedy, but there's nobody to blame but mother nature, and if media loves anything more than a good tragedy it's a good tragedy with someone to blame (in this case TEH EVIL NUKILLERS). So the focus is switched to something which is scarier to most people (nuclear being a hot topic right now - no pun intended - for other reasons) with someone they can scapegoat.

    23. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Threni · · Score: 1

      "Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus..."

    24. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      You're lucky Japan has such great earthquake building codes or you'd be in trouble for using that word!

      (Buckled like the New Orleans levee system! Ha... ah, okay.)

    25. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote Mr Burns (http://www.snpp.com/episodes/8F04.html):

      "Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus."

    26. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      There is a very simple reason for this: People don't care about people but themselves. A tsunami washing away a few thousand Japanese? Ffft. Big deal.

      A nuclear plant cooking off? OMFG! What if the death cloud comes over here!

      Do you think anyone worries about the Japanese people suffering from radiation there? People are worried about whether the radiation comes to them, that's all. Get used to it, nobody gives a damn about anyone but themselves. That tsunami is over and doesn't threaten anyone (outside of Japan, that is) anymore. That radiation could still be a problem outside of Japan. Hence the coverage of the nuclear plants and not the tsunami.

      Sad, but true.

      It's pure self-interest.

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    27. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a very simple reason for this: People don't care about people but themselves.

      That is a massive oversimplification, completely fallacious and you know it. This may pass for a valid statement in middle school but not here bud.

      Why do people donate trillions worldwide every year to charitable causes that will have no direct benefit to them or anyone they know(Haiti disaster, HIV, Malaria, care for starving kids, etc.)? Empathy. Most of the human race have it, in varying degrees.

    28. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by mordred99 · · Score: 1

      One death is a tragedy, One million deaths is a statistic - Stalin

    29. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There is a very simple reason for this: People don't care about people but themselves. A tsunami washing away a few thousand Japanese? Ffft. Big deal.

      A tsunami was all but guaranteed to come and wash away a few thousand Japanese, so nobody cares. It's like crying for the people who build their house on the flood plain every year. But as you say, their irresponsible construction of a shitty nuclear plant in a stupid location is affecting the whole world right now.

      To be fair, everyone else with opportunity has made the same idiot mistakes, including the USA.

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    30. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by sznupi · · Score: 1

      It's probably a bit the other way around. Tsunamis appear[1] simple, understandable; easy to avoid, to protect against. Radiation OTOH... not only people generally do feel they barely understand it (and they basically know it; and they also externalize it to others "if I can't understand it, can't feel in control..."[2]) - it actually is a "hidden menace"! Stalking people - you can't detect it yourself, can't see the danger. You'd have to listen to few distant "experts" via impersonal means of communication, you would have to do what they tell. Those circumstances don't play nice with few of our cognitive biases...

      1. Appearances are enough here.
      2. Similar effects with science denialisms or perception of pilots & risks of air disaster; vs. car accident and how we are obviously a competent driver (~80% thinks they are in the top half of driving skills and avoiding risky behavior; "I'm below average" is typically a one-digit percentage answer when asking about any such positive trait... and the best part: those giving it are quite likely to be definitely above the average). How we can feel in control (again, feel - say, a massive & high car which offers powerful change of perception to our primate minds; how such cars don't fare particularly great in mortality rates is irrelevant; how compact cars fare at least as well (and actually give better control on the road) also irrelevant)

      Talking as somebody in the general downwind direction of Chernobyl, close enough to be (then) behind the Iron Curtain... the (too late) announcement by the Soviets must have been an interesting gift for one of my earliest birthdays. As was (too late) being stuffed with Lugol's solution.

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    31. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by peppepz · · Score: 1

      I take offense to your being offended at me.

      Please don't, I'm not a native English speaker and I probably got the tones wrong both when reading and writing. Sorry.

      Rather, my main point was that those 3 will be living much longer than the 20,000 tsunami victims who are either dead or missing now, and I wish that the media would be able to remember that rather the radiation issue.

      I don't feel that the media aren't transmitting compassion toward the victims of the tsunami, at least where I live. There's plenty of news shown on TV about the devastations brought about by the fury of the elements, and the admirable determination of the japanese people in rebuilding their country.

      News about the nuclear disaster are effectively getting prominent as the days go by: not for hysteria, but because right now many states in Europe were slowly forgetting the (metaphoric) fallout from the Chernobyl days, and were going to invest in nuclear power again, often by extending the life of existing, decades-old power plants instead of building next-generation ones. And the news of this new disaster coming from Japan do provide useful information for the public debate.

    32. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Draek · · Score: 1

      Your ignorance of the situation is astounding, really. Are you trolling, or do you just hate knowledge?

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    33. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a very simple reason for this: People don't care about people but themselves. A tsunami washing away a few thousand Japanese? Ffft. Big deal.

      Incorrect. The big difference in interest stems from the fact that one disaster is finished, understood, and won't be killing any more people. The other is ongoing, not well understood, and could potentially be killing people for generations.

      Why does your post miss this obvious difference? There is a very simple reason for this: People will do ANYTHING to feel that they are "better" than other people. "Two disasters and one gets more attention? Fffft. The only explanation is human greed and I'm the only one smart enough to see it!"

      Ever wonder why posts like yours are so common?

    34. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself. We worry the madness of the nuclear arms and power race will make radioactivity a common problem in the future. Despite constant reassurances such events will never happen, yet, is has happened again and again.

      Tsunamis, earthquakes happens all the time. For most people, they're not a problem. People living in the area need to rebuild a new life. The only thing the rest of the world can do is give some aid and advice on how to rebuild. Life goes on.

    35. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also the fact that there are humans we can blame for the reactor-related problems.

    36. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by ieatcookies · · Score: 1

      There is a very simple reason for this: People don't care about people but themselves. A tsunami washing away a few thousand Japanese? Ffft. Big deal.

      A nuclear plant cooking off? OMFG! What if the death cloud comes over here!

      Do you think anyone worries about the Japanese people suffering from radiation there? People are worried about whether the radiation comes to them, that's all. Get used to it, nobody gives a damn about anyone but themselves. That tsunami is over and doesn't threaten anyone (outside of Japan, that is) anymore. That radiation could still be a problem outside of Japan. Hence the coverage of the nuclear plants and not the tsunami.

      This is an insult to those risking their lives to aid japan (or other) right now. The Simpsons show revolves around a family whose father works at a nuclear reactor; Japan is currently facing potential crisis wi their reactors. Censoring some episodes is a show of respect and not selfishness.

    37. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has nothing to do with not caring.

      A self-preservation instinct is perfectly normal and nothing to be ashamed of.

      I can have concern for my japanese friends and worry for my own health and well being, they are not mutually exclusive.

      You holier-than-though shitcock of a troll.

    38. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by rmstar · · Score: 1

      Censoring some episodes is a show of respect and not selfishness.

      I suspect it is happening more as a favour to the nuclear industry. The portrait of nuclear energy you see in the Simpsons is rather accurate, unfortunately.

    39. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by rmstar · · Score: 1

      a radiation leak (or worse), just might affect them.

      Unless they're in Japan, not really. Actually the economic impact will hurt them somewhat but no one cares about that.

      A radiation leak from Fukushima might not affect people not in Japan. But a similar leak from a different nuclear plant in their neighbourhood? - that's a different matter altogether.

      Pretty much nothing can happen to a gas or coal plant that would require evacuation of everybody in a 30km radius, but that's simply not out of the question with nuclear plants. To make matters worse: for many plants (for example in Germany) there is simply no way to evacuate everybody in an area with of radius 30km around them. Not without basically nuking (no pun intended) the whole economy, for example.

      So that's why people are worried.

      Additionally, not everybody is buying the propaganda from nuclear energy proponents claiming that "there is nothing to worry". This isn't under control yet, and nobody knows what is going to happen with that plant and its radioactive waste in the next few years.

      And that is why people care.

    40. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Now think a bit about how your answer, empathy, works when it comes to experiences of others & ourselves, and how to soothe them.

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    41. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Rakishi · · Score: 2

      But a similar leak from a different nuclear plant in their neighbourhood? - that's a different matter altogether.

      Amazingly, they're not situated on massive earthquake fault lines next to the ocean.

      Pretty much nothing can happen to a gas or coal plant that would require evacuation of everybody in a 30km radius

      No, just by being within 30km of one you're being killed, slowly. Tens of thousands of lives are cut short every year. Even with Chernobyl nuclear power plants can't claim those sorts of numbers.

      Then there's the gas line explosions, gas line leaks, underground coal fires and the list goes on. Then there's the damage from coal mining, gas extraction and so on. Not to mention all the other forms of industry that create horribly toxic substances and slowly poison those around them.

      As far as things than will lead to my eventual and unavoidable death, living near a nuclear power plant wouldn't bother me at all.

      To make matters worse: for many plants (for example in Germany) there is simply no way to evacuate everybody in an area with of radius 30km around them. Not without basically nuking (no pun intended) the whole economy, for example.

      Have you seen pictures of Japan, have you? Whole cities are just gone, thousands dead, thousands more missing. Power outages. Roads destroyed. Heating gone. Food shortages. Evacuating 30km from a plant anywhere is nothing compared to that.

      So yeah, if your local nuke plant is taken out than frankly you've got bigger things to worry about than that.

      So that's why people are worried.

      And as I said, people are paranoid idiots who can't evaluate risk if it bit them in the ass with steel jaws.

    42. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People have NOT died or suffered in any meaningful numbers from any application of nuclear power technology, at all, ever.

      I learn that the people who suffered in Chernobyl, and who still suffer today, are not a "meaningful number".

      Don't be obtuse. The GP meant that when compared to the number of people killed in, say, road traffic accidents or in the production of energy by burning fossil fuels, the number is insignificant. By claiming that he's cheapening the suffering of people who survived Chernobyl, you're putting words in his mouth.

      The nuclear disaster at Chernobyl almost 20 years ago has so far claimed fewer than 50 lives, according to a study by the International Atomic Energy Agency, the UN Development Programme and the World Health Organisation.

      But about 4,000 people could eventually die from exposure to radiation released when a reactor caught fire in the Ukrainian forest and showered Europe with a plume of radioactive particles.

      Source:The Guardian

      Compare and contrast with the numbers of people killed on roads: List of countries by traffic-related death rate. Your argument that parliaments (the same parliaments who also legislate on nuclear safety) legislate to try and prevent avoidable road traffic accidents and to prevent fatalities on the roads, is irrelevant. The GP's point was that there is no culture of hysteria surrounding cars which kill far far far far far more people than nuclear power. Nor is there a culture of hysteria surrounding falling, but an estimated 424,000 people a year die from falls. Should we avoid showing the Simpsons episode Stealing First Base because Bart falls from a roof?

      The quotes you give that are meant to support the notion of rightful hysteria regarding nuclear power do no such thing. They give the figures for the radiation exposure of workers on the site of the nuclear reactor who are knowingly in harms way. There's very little threat (if any) at the moment to the population at large. They also give the figure for the lowest level at which there is *any* increased *chance* of causing cancer. It doesn't necessarily follow that just because those workers were exposed to more than that level that they definitely will suffer from cancer.

    43. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? C.M. Burns stuffing barrels of nuclear waste into trees? Nuclear workers rolling leaking barrels of nuclear waste down a hallway under foot? Homer preventing nuclear meltdown twice by selecting the "shutdown" button using "eenie-meenie-minie-mo"? Toxic waste flushing straight into a river?

      The "portrait of nuclear energy" on the Simpsons is about as accurate as the portrait of the criminal justice system in the Simpsons. (I.e. not.)

    44. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by rmstar · · Score: 1

      No, just by being within 30km of one you're being killed, slowly. Tens of thousands of lives are cut short every year. Even with Chernobyl nuclear power plants can't claim those sorts of numbers.

      I've read that a couple of times and wonder where it comes from. The plants here in Europe are innocuous, so much is for sure (except for the greenhouse gases, but that's another matter). Giving you the benefit of the doubt: do you have any link with actual figures?

      Have you seen pictures of Japan, have you? Whole cities are just gone

      Yes, I've seen them. Can you now explain to me why you consider this to be an argument?

      And as I said, people are paranoid idiots who can't evaluate risk if it bit them in the ass with steel jaws.

      Risk has to be weighted with damage potential. The latter is simply very high with a nuclear reactor. The former is very high because reactors are built and run by cynical, corrupt and incompetent people. If the anti nuclear movement wouldn't be so aggressive, we'd have a lot more dead. And don't get me started on the question of nuclear waste. I think it is your risk assessment which is completely off the mark.

      Another few things to learn from the Japan episode.

      * "Once every thousand of years" is a meaningless phrase. These kinds of things happen all the time, because there are lots of different things that are suposed to happen every thousand years.
      * When they happen to you, it sucks badly.
      * When they happen, a nuclear reactor is a mayor liability and can compund things seriously
      * Nuclear energy fanbois will only admit what cannot be denied, and put a rosy glow even on that

    45. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Your ignorance of the situation is astounding, really. Are you trolling, or do you just hate knowledge?

      I like how you post a supposed rebuttal that contains nothing but Ad Hominem. If you want to do better than logical fallacy, you're going to have to do better than this.

      The situation is fucking identical in New Orleans, which some idiots are attempting to rebuild because they can't picture living anywhere else. I hope they can picture swimming. It's identical because it's a bunch of people living someplace really stupid to live while engaging in activity that makes it even more stupid. Louisiana has been allowing the destruction of its coastline by agricultural runoff and doing nothing for years. Japan has enormous per-capita environmental impact (just try cutting a tree in Japan, but they import enormous amounts of lumber... they don't give one tenth of one shit about the planet, just their back yard.) The simple truth is that this disaster is nothing more than chickens coming home to roost, as they will do.

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    46. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by rmstar · · Score: 1

      Your ignorance of the situation is astounding, really. Are you trolling, or do you just hate knowledge?

      I like how you post a supposed rebuttal that contains nothing but Ad Hominem. If you want to do better than logical fallacy, you're going to have to do better than this.

      The situation is fucking identical in New Orleans, which some idiots are attempting to rebuild because they can't picture living anywhere else. I hope they can picture swimming.

      Yeah, well. What's the point of launching ad-hominems at people that argue like you? Your argument stands by itself, not for being right (which it isn't) but for being - well. Let's say It labels you certain non-beautiful things.

    47. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Let's say It labels you certain non-beautiful things.

      Reality and thus realism is often unbeautiful. It is also often beautiful. This isn't one of those times. Japan is a tiny piece of order in a literal ocean of entropy. Natural forces are continually trying much harder to wipe it off the map than most other land masses, especially in comparison to its land area.

      I wish it were possible to make Japan sustainable by the means which they have so far attempted, but it is unlikely that it will be able to go much farther into the future without either doming their island or turning it into a boat and floating it away.

      Again, they are by no means alone in this regard. As another example, Southern California is utterly unsustainable. They throw away more water than they need but if they collected it in the ground then half of it would probably sink.

      Sorry I'm not beautiful enough for you. I do have a solution: people should move away from coasts and into sustainable communities. Pool your money and buy large pieces of land to share before it's too late. Put greenhouses on them as quick as you can.

      Or you know, maybe I'm wrong, and we can keep shitting on the planet off into the future. In which case, never mind.

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    48. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Draek · · Score: 1

      I like how you post a supposed rebuttal that contains nothing but Ad Hominem. If you want to do better than logical fallacy, you're going to have to do better than this.

      It's not a rebuttal, it's simply a question, because there's so many things wrong with your post (some that even glancing at a non-sensationalistic article on the subject would correct) that simply listing them would be longer than your post itself and, as such, I really can't picture a reason for it besides trolling or an utter disdain for education and knowledge and I'm wondering which one it is.

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    49. Re:Feelings of a long-term resident of Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are underestimating the severity of the catastrophy that is still going on in the Fukushima-Daichii nuclear plant. We are talking about three nuclear reactors and four cooling pools full of used nuclear-fuel being completely out of control. This is far more serious than the other catastrophies that happened. At Tchernobyl it took the lives of over 100,000 workers just to contain the remaining nuclear fuel inside the destroyed reactor building (civilian casualties not included).

  27. Ridiculous by DryGrian · · Score: 2

    This is ridiculous. The front page of my local newspaper (California, near the coast) is abuzz with "nyookulurr" concerns as well. Why don't they edit out the episodes having to do with, y'know, earthquakes and tsunamis, seeing as that's the brand of disaster Japan is facing right now. It seems to me that the situation with the power plants is being handled professionally and safely. If it wasn't for the public's irrational and uneducated fear of glowing green radioactivity, the nuclear power plants that we do have wouldn't be stuck at 1970's-level technology.

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    1. Re:Ridiculous by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      This is ridiculous. The front page of my local newspaper (California, near the coast) is abuzz with "nyookulurr" concerns as well. Why don't they edit out the episodes having to do with, y'know, earthquakes and tsunamis, seeing as that's the brand of disaster Japan is facing right now. It seems to me that the situation with the power plants is being handled professionally and safely. If it wasn't for the public's irrational and uneducated fear of glowing green radioactivity, the nuclear power plants that we do have wouldn't be stuck at 1970's-level technology.

      Because the earthquakes and tsunamis aren't going to wander over to California and knock over some buildings.

      It has nothing to do with the suffering in Japan... It's all about the potential suffering in California (or wherever).

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    2. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it wasn't for the public's irrational and uneducated fear of glowing green radioactivity, the nuclear power plants that we do have wouldn't be stuck at 1970's-level technology.

      Damn right, it's pure ignorance. If you look inside a nuclear power plant, you can clearly see that the scary stuff that is going to kill us all horribly glows *blue*.

  28. Reactor? I 'ardly know 'er! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems somewhat over reactive, but I see the idea.

    "over reactive"... that's one of those pun things, isn't it?

    On the flip side, they're allowed to show tits on TV in Austria, and the US has a meltdown when that happens.

    "Meltdown", too? You're really on a roll tonight!

    1. Re:Reactor? I 'ardly know 'er! by somersault · · Score: 1

      Weirdly I didn't even notice the puns.. then again I spent most of yesterday high on caffeine, and decided to lay off it today..

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  29. Horrible by mqduck · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is horrible! It's not like there are many other Simpsons reruns they could show instead.

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    1. Re:Horrible by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But these would be topical for a change! So many Simpsons reruns we've had lately deal with topics that are non-issues by now, from Clinton to dot.com.

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  30. doh! by joesteeve · · Score: 2

    I dont see how this is more painful than the media people trying to make money out of the situation.

  31. Are "jokes" the real reason for it? by c0lo · · Score: 1

    Somehow, I feel the risk they try to avoid is making people think the nuclear plants are operated by "Simpson like" personnel. Meaning... a real good-bye to public being opened to even listen arguments about nuclear energy being needed.

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    1. Re:Are "jokes" the real reason for it? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nuclear plants ARE operated by Simpsons like personnel. Think for a moment, who would work in such an environment if he could get ANY other job?

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    2. Re:Are "jokes" the real reason for it? by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Nuclear plants ARE operated by Simpsons like personnel. Think for a moment, who would work in such an environment if he could get ANY other job?

      My personal position? If the price is right for me, yes. And yes, if agreed on the contract, one could expect from me a level of professionalism higher than the one depicted for Homer (expect though my resignation if requested to deal with the aftermaths of an accident that didn't catch me on the site).

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    3. Re:Are "jokes" the real reason for it? by Combatso · · Score: 1

      At a nuclear plant near me (~100km) inspectors found empty beer bottles and a hash pipe... The joke of the day was Homer was the safety manager for the plant... Entertainment and Real Life have a symbiotic relationship... Simpsons didn't invent incompetent workmanship, they poke fun at it. If there were no lazy blue collar workers, no sex-addicted politicians, no drunk teachers and no stoned bus drivers, people wouldnt get the joke.

    4. Re:Are "jokes" the real reason for it? by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      Nuclear plants ARE operated by Simpsons like personnel. Think for a moment, who would work in such an environment if he could get ANY other job?

      My personal position? If the price is right for me, yes. And yes, if agreed on the contract, one could expect from me a level of professionalism higher than the one depicted for Homer (expect though my resignation if requested to deal with the aftermaths of an accident that didn't catch me on the site).

      Compare and contrast with the Japanese workers who volunteered to rotate into the crippled nuclear plant to try their best to keep the disaster from escalating.

      As bad and dangerous as incompetent personnel are, I also don't want anyone working critical operations in a nuclear plant who abandons their coworkers when the going gets tough.

    5. Re:Are "jokes" the real reason for it? by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Nuclear plants ARE operated by Simpsons like personnel. Think for a moment, who would work in such an environment if he could get ANY other job?

      My personal position? If the price is right for me, yes. And yes, if agreed on the contract, one could expect from me a level of professionalism higher than the one depicted for Homer (expect though my resignation if requested to deal with the aftermaths of an accident that didn't catch me on the site).

      Compare and contrast with the Japanese workers who volunteered to rotate into the crippled nuclear plant to try their best to keep the disaster from escalating.

      Were they requested to volunteer? (does anything in my post remotely touch the volunteering aspect?)

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    6. Re:Are "jokes" the real reason for it? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Simpsons is a collection of stereotypes. Each and every character is a stereotype, from the donut-loving police chief who couldn't catch a cold to the greedy millionaire industrial who doesn't care about anything but money and power. Stereotypes would not work, though, if this wasn't the general sentiment of what we expect of certain types of people.

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    7. Re:Are "jokes" the real reason for it? by Combatso · · Score: 1

      Stereotypes arent imagined out of thin air... While I don't like to participate in generalizations, they exist, Some are exagerated, some are spot on.

  32. just a cartoon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cant people distinguish the difference between reality and a cartoon ? this is similar to the south park debate some while back. nice to know that television networks are further censoring what we get to see. really dont see the issue here as these episodes were from the 90's way before recent events even occured.

  33. I do not "appreciate the concern". by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

    Editing out scenes that had the old WTC was stupid, and so is this.

    Stop being oversensitive nutless wonders and expecting others to be the same.

  34. Oh come on now by Xupa · · Score: 0

    Let's not overreact because god forbid a television network decides to show a shred of sensitivity of their own accord. Do you think anyone is telling The Daily Show not to make jokes about Japan? No. They are choosing not to. Right now some people might not find it amusing. This isn't censorship. It's called decency. If your point is that the show was written ten years ago, then calm down, it will be funny again later.

    1. Re:Oh come on now by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So it is funny to joke about nuclear disasters unless they really happen? Human humor indeed is strange, it's ok to joke about something if it's not happening but as soon as it is happening it is suddenly not funny anymore? What changed? The story didn't.

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  35. They wiping references to earthquakes & tsunam by Drakino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are they also going back and wiping any reference to earthquakes and tsunamis? So far, tens of thousands have been confirmed to have died to those events, but we don't feel the need to be sensitive about that. But a nuclear accident that hasn't killed anyone is worth rewriting history of a comedy cartoon? It's not like the jokes were made at the expense of the current situation, being that they have existed for years.

    I never did understand the removal of the twin towers from things either. Do we really want to show our respect to those that passed by trying to erase any mention or footage of the buildings?

  36. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    "but about not making fun of people that are actually suffering radiation exposure"

    So, what you are saying in effect is that you can not make jokes about (note the difference between jokes about and laughing at):

    the Japanese nuclear disaster?
    the Japanese tsunami disaster?
    the Japanese quake disaster?
    the 2004 quake disaster?
    the 2004 tsunami disaster?
    the New York 2001 Sep 11 disaster?
    the New York jews disaster?
    the Holocaust jews disaster?
    the Holy Chair disaster?
    the Holy Cow disaster?
    dairy cows?
    farmers?
    lumberjacks?
    gays?

    Why not nuke the Monty Python too?

    Sorry, wasting core time on dead-on Japanese nuclear seppuku jokes probably will be around for some time. Hmmm, wonder what the half-life of those jokes will be?

  37. We'll have to protest this by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Lisa (playing guitar):
    We'll fight day and night
    By the big cooling tower
    They have the plant,
    but we have the power

    Lenny: Now play classical gas!

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  38. Overreaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is airing episodes of Homer's misadventures at the plant making light of what happened? Did the writers see into the future and use it as an opportunity to piss on the Japanese? **** no.

    I see that as something Seth MacFarlane would do, actually.

  39. Does their channel change dial not work. by Remloc · · Score: 1
    Why do people complain about "offensive" material on Simpsons or Family Guy? That is (partially) what those shows are about. Over the years they've been offensive to Mormons, Unitarians, Hispanics, Texans, Single Dads, Republicans and probably every other niche group in the planet.

    I've watched Simpsons since it was a short on Tracey Ullman, and they have once offended me enough that I turned it off. In fact, I turned the TV off for the night and went in the other room. In syndication to this day that episode makes me emotionally tighten up. I never filed a single complaint, wrote a single letter or missed an episode out of spite. If you watch that kind of series, you sign up for your ox getting gored occasionally.

    1. Re:Does their channel change dial not work. by gregrah · · Score: 1

      Which episode was it that offended you so badly?

    2. Re:Does their channel change dial not work. by Remloc · · Score: 1
      It will probably burn karma, but Papa Don;t Leech

      I helped found a non-profit to help divorced dads misjudged and considered "dead beat" when they are really "beat dead," so the scene where Homer meets Lurleen's Dad at the door and he offers to "Vodka up his Corn Flakes" then "Heroin up his Vodka" wearing a shirt saying "no child support" is making me uncomfortable even as I type this.

      I still love the Simpsons.

    3. Re:Does their channel change dial not work. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Why do people complain about "offensive" material on Simpsons or Family Guy? That is (partially) what those shows are about.

      If you can make it through an episode of Family Guy without being offended, you aren't paying attention.

      The whole point is to push every single button they can find. And then dig up a few more that you didn't know about.

      Good humor pushes the boundaries, makes you uncomfortable, makes you re-evaluate your opinions. Good humor is frequently offensive.

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    4. Re:Does their channel change dial not work. by Combatso · · Score: 1

      Probably the one where Homer goes to college and makes fun of ners

    5. Re:Does their channel change dial not work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can make it through an episode of Family Guy without being offended, you aren't paying attention.

      I'm offended that I only get one minute of funny for every 20 minutes of dreck.

  40. Duke Nukem Forever by XPulga · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm willing to bet that some retarded german politician will see a relation between "Duke Nukem Forever" and nuclear power and issue a ban on it before it's even released.

    1. Re:Duke Nukem Forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Before it's even released" gives them an infinite amount of time for said ban...

    2. Re:Duke Nukem Forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's probably already banned in Australia.

    3. Re:Duke Nukem Forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we combine that with an LHC joke, does that finally give the Duke Nukem folks an excuse?

    4. Re:Duke Nukem Forever by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but given DNF's history, that politician has plenty of time to think about it.

    5. Re:Duke Nukem Forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's going to be released?

  41. What about Chernobyl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it was ok to joke after Chernobyl, it should be ok to joke after Fukushima. People are so freaking uptight. It's a fucking cartoon. IT'S NOT REAL.

    1. Re:What about Chernobyl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, chernobyl jokes after YOU!

    2. Re:What about Chernobyl? by Clsid · · Score: 1

      Oh but the Soviet Union was the enemy while Japan is an ally? Don't you see? If one of our citizens, or allied nation's citizens dies while traveling in a remote and/or desolate country we are more likely to hear about it than a foreigner of a country deemed hostile to us dying in our own countries. In a way the foreigner in question is not that important so it's ok to make insensitive jokes about it, or so they think.

  42. Opening Credits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the opening credits to every episode make fun of nuclear safety when Homer carelessly fumbles a radioactive rod around? As if exposing this material to the atmosphere is a humorous situation and not a serious one?

  43. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Seumas · · Score: 1

    A little sensitivity is understandable, but this is absurd.

  44. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    The half-life would be a graph hole. You know, considering it will never degrade... :P

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  45. uh oh.. by zerodl · · Score: 1

    Ze Goggles do nawtheeng!

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  46. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's fine, but it would still have been insensitive and in bad taste to have aired that episode on 9/12. When bad things happen it's customary to be aware of the feelings of those who might have been impacted by it as a sign of respect. Stand-up comedians get away with it because they're supposed to be disrespectful and outrageous, but this is a TV station. If they're still banning the episodes next year at this time then I'd argue they're going to far.

    This isn't "censorship" (a grossly misused term on this site). It's discretion.

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  47. Re:They wiping references to earthquakes & tsu by farnsworth · · Score: 1

    I never did understand the removal of the twin towers from things either. Do we really want to show our respect to those that passed by trying to erase any mention or footage of the buildings?

    It is sympathy for those who directly experienced the incidents. The towers only fell once. People have only been exposed to deadly amounts of radiation a handful of times in the last 100 years (more or less).

    As horrible as it is, people die in earthquakes and tsunamis regularly. It happens. And one incident doesn't necessarily evoke another. It's just part of life on Earth.

    I'm a reasonably well adjusted adult with a reasonably sane outlook on life, and I am glad that the WTC was erased from popular media for a time, because I knew a lot of people who died there. Seeing the towers during that time in a fictional or humorous way would just bring me to tears for my friends who died.

    If you are far removed from these traumas, that's fine. You can still watch these episodes on dvd or similar. And they will probably air them again in a year or so. And that's fine.

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  48. Not one nuclear joke, ever by bkmoore · · Score: 2

    "Pepe, It's not nuclear, it's nucular." - Homer Simpson

    1. Re:Not one nuclear joke, ever by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      "Heheh, you said nuclear. It's nucular, dummy! The S is silent." - Peter Griffin.

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    2. Re:Not one nuclear joke, ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hehe, you said nuclear.... It's nucular dummy, the 'S' is silent." - Peter Griffin

    3. Re:Not one nuclear joke, ever by Combatso · · Score: 1

      I love you too Pepsi

  49. Evening stuff out by VMaN · · Score: 4, Funny

    I feel i need to even things out, so here is a Simpsons clip with the irradiated Curies destroying a Japanese looking city.

    http://vimeo.com/21402842

    1. Re:Evening stuff out by Clsid · · Score: 1

      Haha, yeah I can see this offending the sensibilities of quite a few. Bah, they should just change the channel if they don't like it. It's not like we live in an era where we have like 2 or 3 channels at most. I consider most reality shows stupid but I have no right to remove content like that just because I don't like it.

    2. Re:Evening stuff out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Video removed. Assholes... Here's a spanish version on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSyLAUrIU8s

    3. Re:Evening stuff out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, "The Curies" was deleted at 12:06:10 Tue Mar 29, 2011. We have no more information about it on our mainframe or elsewhere.

  50. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm of two minds. First I agree with you in theory and I don't find this type of thing offensive. Though technically I don't find things offensive pretty much while they're going on and people are making fun of them. Humor is one of the ways we cope with bad things. That said, I'm aware that there are people in the world who are much more sensitive than me and prone to offense and what I would characterize as overreacting and relishing the victim role and extending it beyond the actual bad thing to anyone who mentions the incident with anything but the gravest concern. While I personally think these folks are fools who would do better to worry about the actual bad thing than the world's attempt to soften it with humor, I recognize that they're out there and I can see where you wouldn't want to offend them just out of a sense of general decency (or even pragmatism if these people were your paying customers)

  51. Temporary self censoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of the time during the Katrina crisis, where many US radio stations stopped playing The Tragically Hip's "New Orleans Is Sinking". As long as it's for a limited time, then I'm ok with a people trying to tread lightly while others are having a tough time. As long as things go back to normal after a bit...

  52. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Exactly. It's the owner's (Mr. Burns aka TEPCO) cavalier attitude towards safety that got them into trouble in the first place. Mr. Burns hides nuclear waste in trees, makes his employees eat the stuff(it's the TEPCO employees, not the managers, that are really going to suffer from this incident), bribes safety inspectors to look the other way etc, sort of like TEPCO did. If anything these episodes are needed more than ever to point out the flaws in the human side of safety management. Namely greed will often trump safety if there isn't real, impartial oversight.

  53. Re:They wiping references to earthquakes & tsu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they also going back and wiping any reference to earthquakes and tsunamis? So far, tens of thousands have been confirmed to have died to those events, but we don't feel the need to be sensitive about that. But a nuclear accident that hasn't killed anyone is worth rewriting history of a comedy cartoon? It's not like the jokes were made at the expense of the current situation, being that they have existed for years.

    In the show, Homer Simpson works at a nuclear power plant, in an (intentionally poorly-defined) area of the United States that is not particularly near any ocean. There are plenty of jokes about nuclear power, but I don't recall any about earthquakes or tsunamis. If there are any, of course it makes sense to temporarily suspend airing them as well.

    Looking for jokes about nuclear power in The Simpsons doesn't mean earthquakes and tsunamis are OK to joke about in light of current events; it means earthquakes and tsunamis were never funny to begin with and The Simpsons probably doesn't joke about them.

  54. ...there goes the Memory Hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Orwells would be so proud about now-a-days. Just like out of his book 1984. Past has been corrected and thus WTC never really existed and those who remember it must be swiftly reeducated in the room 101.

  55. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

    Kalkalash! Get your kalkalash!

    No bowl, stick, stick.

  56. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, meant khlav kalash

  57. Perfect sense I suppose. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is pretty common place. Most of not *all* broadcasters will pull 'insensitive' content around a major event. For example, no AirForceOne during a 9/11 remembrance.
     

  58. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    So we have to wait the mandated 22.3 years (as established by South Park) before we may make jokes about nuclear disasters again? At that rate we may as well never be allowed to again, or at least only in a very small window of about 3 years between incidents.

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  59. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.

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  60. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Talking about it, "Homer, defined" is not on the list? It clearly is an episode of a meltdown almost happening as the core plot device.

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  61. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Opportunist · · Score: 0

    Considering that we're talking about the national broadcasting service that's funded by a mandated fee (akin to what Brits pay for the BBC, but at least they get some decent documentaries for their quid) and a network that has been accused of being the mouthpiece of the government for the longest time, I'd say we're as close to censorship as we get without actually getting a law for it...

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  62. I think what it really is by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Is that people fear radiation because it is the monsters of childhood imaginations made real. Deadly, invisible, unstoppable, and, well, evil (from their perspective). They don't understand it, they can't see how it works, yet it can kill. With an explosion, a fire, a wave, you see what is happening, what caused the damage, and you see the problem coming even if you can't avoid it. It is easily knowable and understandable.

    So because it is invisible and unknown (I mean to the people, not to everyone) it generates a deep, visceral, fear. It scares them like nothing else does and hence all the over reaction.

    Heck in the US pharmacies across the nation sold out of Potassium Iodide. Never mind that even if Fukushima melts down there is no significant risk of any kind to the US, never mind that KI is only useful against one very specific problem (thyroid cancer caused by too much radioactive iodine), people are fearful and doing the only thing they can think of.

    Hence you get stupid reactions like censoring nuclear Simpson's episodes.

    For me, I worry very little about reactor, and not at all for my personal safety. I find it extremely unlikely it will cause any widespread harm in Japan. I worry about supplies, heat, and medical care for those still alive. The disaster is bad enough already but can get much worse. There are plenty of people who have not died, but who are not safe. They are who I have concern for.

    1. Re:I think what it really is by batwingTM · · Score: 1

      Let's add something else into the mix, and people seem to be forgetting this and it is a cause of some fear in the Japanese populace, particular older generations.

      Japan has had TWO Nuclear weapons dropped on them.

      Not a debate about whether or not it was deserved, but that has a massive effect of the consciousness of a country. So yes, I can fully understand why the Japanese are scared shitless of the nuclear bogey man right now. I doubt that censoring 'The Simpsons' will help alleviate anything, particularly as this censoring is in Europe...

      But as many have pointed out, there are far more pressing concerns in Japan right now, but the nation has been hit by a massive natural disaster that has spawned a rather un-natural one and the country is holding it's breath...

      and I hope that Japan remembers to breath once more

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  63. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Not everybody has the same (lack of) sensitivities as you. Some people do take offense to such things.
    The question is why you'd get your panties in a bunch just because they choose not to air those episodes for a couple of weeks or months. Chances are that the episodes weren't even scheduled to air during the period anyway. It's not like this is a permanent ban on the episodes. it's not like you're missing out on anything; you'll just have to wait a bit longer for the re-re-rerun of those episodes.

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  64. Garbage as usual. by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    What does a cartoon show have to do with real life? Nothing. People get offended by something that doesn't affect them yet again, and it is their own fault. The fact that something similar happened in real life does not mean that the joke is not 'funny' (subjective) or that it's 'bad' (subjective). It's irrelevant. People should, in my opinion, focus on real life, not on cartoons. I don't care if it's a joke about 9/11 or what have you. It is illogical to censor it. It has no affect on real life.

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    1. Re:Garbage as usual. by Combatso · · Score: 1

      Illogical, yes... but, if you look around, the public at large is neither logical or rational..

  65. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    I don't care if they were being made fun of. Why are people so easily offended? It is a cartoon that has no impact on their life.

    "Bad taste" is subjective. "Funny" is again subjective. There should not be a few people, or even many, that decide the definitions of these for everyone else.

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  66. Not censorship, just politeness by captainpanic · · Score: 1

    How is it mature and sensible to retroactively censor a TV show? Seems more Minitrue to me.

    Those shows will probably be back on TV in a few months/years. Right now, with that disaster happening, it seems a little distasteful to laugh about such matters, don't you think?

    Although your local news agency might have lost interest, the disaster is still happening right now, and it might affect millions of people.

    1. Re:Not censorship, just politeness by jedidiah · · Score: 0

      It's still censorship. If you can't bare to call a spade a spade, then perhaps you need to do a little soul searching and figure out what you really believe in.

      Trying to call an act of blatant censorship something else because that term is likely to itself trigger a (rightful) political backlash is even worse than the act of censorship itself. There was this novel that had a term for that sort of thing. Called it "newspeak".

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    2. Re:Not censorship, just politeness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to re-read that book. It was about permanently erasing the truth.

      There's nothing permanent about this decision.

      You're an overreacting idiot.

    3. Re:Not censorship, just politeness by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      You know what else is an act of blatant censorship in your world? The fact that the New York Times did not write about what you had for breakfast. Go on, call them up now and demand to know why they didn't run that story, and then accuse them of blatant censorship.

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    4. Re:Not censorship, just politeness by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      By your logic, every publisher and broadcaster in the Universe is censoring because of the infinite number of things they are not publishing or broadcasting. Face it, your definition of censorship is illogical and stupid. I hope you die of radiation poisoning, as I would enjoy the irony.

  67. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    where you wouldn't want to offend them just out of a sense of general decency

    I wouldn't waste my time not trying to offend them. Anyone can, in theory, be offended by anything. Too bad for them. They should either stop being so easily offended (taking offense to something is their own doing) or just ignore it.

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  68. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    The question is why you'd get your panties in a bunch just because they choose not to air those episodes for a couple of weeks or months.

    I care because it's illogical. They get offended by things completely irrelevant to them (like cartoon shows). That is their own fault. A better question would be: if they're so offended, why don't they just not watch it instead of ruining it for everyone else? Or, alternatively, they could realize how pointless it is to get offended in the first place and that it is their own fault.

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  69. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

    You're equivocating. The options aren't "do not air for 22.3 years" and "air with indiscretion". There's a happy medium, probably in the neighborhood of 6 months at the earliest in this case, assuming the disaster doesn't significantly increase in severity. Considering the number of Simpsons episodes (nearly 500) they could air two episodes M-F and not repeat an episode until sometime next year without having a problem.

    Shouting this behavior is somehow outrageous when it's entirely possible to do what they're suggesting in a totally reasonable manner is disingenuous. They're not being ridiculous and saying they should ban the program permanently because of the fuel rod in the opening sequence. Give them some credit and benefit of the doubt, and then when they screw up for doing something actually ridiculous you won't be considered a quack and a lunatic for raking them over the coals.

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  70. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by somersault · · Score: 1

    Mountain Dew or Crab juice?

    Ewwwww, jeez! 0_0 I'll take the crab juice!

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  71. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by somersault · · Score: 1

    You have to admit, it is kind of offensive how some people get so easily offended.

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  72. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by giuseppemag · · Score: 0

    When an issue is sensitive, discussing it may be the best way to deal with it so that it does not happen again. Making fun of tsunamis or earthquakes would be very poor right now, but making fun of evil builders who use cheap materials in 3rd world countries would be much more appropriate especially when the topic is hot and vivid in the collective memory.

    Granted, this particular move is mainly thought as a sensible precaution towards those 3 who have suffered problems from nuclear poisoning and related accidents at the Fukushima plant, but the Simpsons episodes around nuclear power are mostly centered on the dangers of incompetence and greed and not on making fun of the victims.

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  73. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by somersault · · Score: 1

    Quid == £1

    TV License == £145.50 :p

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  74. The End? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

    If Fox ever decides to finish The Simpsons I can't think of a better way than destroying Springfield with an earthquake, a tsunami and a meltdown, all in one episode.

    1. Re:The End? by Combatso · · Score: 1

      maybe the location of Spingfield is the fucachima prefecture!

    2. Re:The End? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      All starting with a hijacked plane crashing into the school.

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  75. Re:They wiping references to earthquakes & tsu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think after enough time has passed, showing the WTC is completely appropriate. The WTC towers may be gone, but it'll live on in movies and art/photography that was created when it was still around.

    In that regard, digitally erasing the WTC buildings from the final print of a movie is kind of like destroying a memory. Justifiable, maybe, but still a little weird.

  76. Re:They wiping references to earthquakes & tsu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never did understand the removal of the twin towers from things either. Do we really want to show our respect to those that passed by trying to erase any mention or footage of the buildings?

    Obviously the US Government is guilty in the lead-up to and actual hijacking of the commercial aircraft which were flown into the World Trade Centre in New York City. Therefore, the need to censor episodic television, particularly cartoons, to remove references to "distasteful" events. The real story is the media neglect reporting to real disaster - a natural phenomena called a tsunami and an earthquake. The nuclear "crisis" has been handled reasonably well by the Government of Japan and the workers at the affected nuclear power plants.

  77. Censorship by dugeen · · Score: 1

    This further censorship would encourage me to stop watching The Simpsons - if I hadn't done so when it stopped being funny 10 years ago.

    1. Re:Censorship by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      This might be the new angle for censorship for 2011. "Insensitive and bad taste" - That harkens back to 1950's style publicity management. Satire is the only tool we have to counterbalance the thundering forces of corporate agenda-mongering. Satire is *never* sensitive.

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    2. Re:Censorship by Combatso · · Score: 1

      uhm,.. you do realize it isn't homer who is pulling these episodes right? its a few television networks that air reruns in europe.. if they wanna pretend that homer never prevented deadly gas escaping with his fat ass, they can go ahead... we all know it still happened, and we will never forget his courage in preventing the meltdown with his eeenie meenie miney moe.

    3. Re:Censorship by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Nice try, troll.

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  78. Think of the children by narooze · · Score: 1

    Won't somebody please think of the children!?!

    1. Re:Think of the children by Clsid · · Score: 1

      Exactly. On other news we hit some civilians by mistake in Afghanistan and here are the shocking pictures...

  79. reminds me of sweden today by zugedneb · · Score: 1

    "remember, whatever you say can hurt a sensitive muslim, gay, or fat person, so please be as scilent as you can"

    we have all been processed by this rather cruel fucking evolution, so how come that the only thing left seems to be overly sensitive people and morons?

    1. Re:reminds me of sweden today by Clsid · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should try to be entertained by other means instead of making fun of other people, whatever the case? It's not that hard, really. Seinfeld in a way was like that, making fun out of ordinary situations.

      Where I live we make fun of people from a certain part of Spain called Galicia, kind of like the jokes about the poles. Once you travel over there and actually have friends or neighbors that are from that region, then it really stops being funny, at least for me. So yes, we become more civilized by this cruel evolution as in the dictionary definition of civility:

      a : civilized conduct; especially : courtesy, politeness
      b : a polite act or expression

      If you still want to be a barbarian, by all means you are free to do it, but don't complain when educated people look at you in scorn.

  80. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by delinear · · Score: 1

    Whether it's illogical or not, the fact is that stations have to be careful what they air at times like this or face spending and/or losing real money as a consequence. It might not be logical for people to complain, but it's entirely logical for the stations to anticipate complaints and circumvent them in this way. Besides, we all have our own eccentricities - I would hope that, by being sensitive to the needs of others, it might encourage them to return the favour some day, it's not like it's costing you or hurting you in any way.

  81. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by delinear · · Score: 1

    I'm easily offended, you insensitive clod!

  82. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by xenobyte · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm just an insensitive clod but I don't find cartoons involving nuclear themes inappropriate or offensive at this point in time. Yes, I find it quite okay to poke fun at the reasons and the issues making this a lot worse than it ought to be. I mean, building nuclear plants in one of the Earth's worst earthquake zones... utterly stupid. Not maintaining them properly for 40 years... even worse. Especially considering the limitless and easily accessible thermal energy in the area. It's completely pollution free, CO2 neutral, no waste issues and as I wrote - practically limitless. I mean, the thermal energy of the Earth could easily power all the needs of a multi billion population using energy like the US does it currently for eons to come, and it would not even have a measurable effect on the available energy.

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  83. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

    It's kind of arrogant to assume you can predict who will be offended by what.

  84. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

    I mean, maybe they good use a good laugh about it, and if not then don't watch.

  85. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by delinear · · Score: 1

    I'd also quibble the "decent documentaries" part, too. Panorama, our "grown up investigative journalism" programme almost always has a blatant agenda and skews all the information to support it, our "science programme" Bang Goes the Theory is like a dumbed down Mythbusters (if you can even imagine that), and everything else is just a CGI-fest, like a really expensive screensaver. Most truth on TV these days seems to come from satirical comedy shows like Mock the Week and Have I Got News for You, or else it's buried away on one of the non-mainstream channels (BBC3/4) where six people might watch it. </rant>

  86. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by somersault · · Score: 1

    There is no call for such foul language.

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  87. Re:They wiping references to earthquakes & tsu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, in the case of the Simpsons NY episode there's also the unfortunate coincidence that the brochure with the travel offer on it spells out 9/11 with the price and the twin towers. Many kooks have taken this to be a NWO / Illuminati ritual magic "here's what we're going to do" thing. Despite the ridiculousness of this, it has strengthened the association between the episode and 9/11 in the popular conciousness.

  88. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    Whether it's illogical or not, the fact is that stations have to be careful what they air at times like this or face spending and/or losing real money as a consequence.

    I understand this, but it's not what I'm arguing against. I'm arguing against the act of being so easily offended.

    Besides, we all have our own eccentricities - I would hope that, by being sensitive to the needs of others

    That's just it. There are no "needs" present. They are offended because they let themselves be offended. They do not need to be. And, in fact, it would be better if they weren't. That just leads to what I believe is irrational behavior, such as what we see here.

    it's not like it's costing you or hurting you in any way.

    The same could be said of them. Just don't watch it. But, really, it is preventing the people who would like to watch it on television from watching it. I wouldn't say that equates to harm, but it does prevent enjoyment. I would say that no action needs to be taken at all. No censorship. Not anything. But that could only be done in a world not ruled by money.

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  89. Re:They wiping references to earthquakes & tsu by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    It is sympathy for those who directly experienced the incidents.

    And it doesn't make sense. What good does erasing things from fictional material do? They need not be offended by it, and indeed, if they are, it is their own fault. Nothing forces them to be.

    As horrible as it is, people die in earthquakes and tsunamis regularly.

    Ah, I see. So if it happens regularly, the event is no longer a 'bad' thing and can be presented in a humorous manner? Some would likely disagree.

    sane

    Subjective.

    Seeing the towers during that time in a fictional or humorous way would just bring me to tears for my friends who died.

    That's quite illogical. It's a 'shame' that it happened, I believe, but if it bothers you so much (which I think it shouldn't), then don't watch it. Don't expect people to censor everything because you're sensitive.

    You can still watch these episodes on dvd or similar.

    And they can just not watch them at all.

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  90. Re:They wiping references to earthquakes & tsu by Clsid · · Score: 1

    I totally agree that this is censorship. I live in Venezuela and the government considered the Simpsons inappropriate for a morning show so it got replaced by Baywatch. The official reason was "Televen (the network) presumably could infringe the broadcasting prohibitions during said schedule with messages that are a threat to the integral formation of children and teenagers." So I guess it's alright to make you stupid and have all the girls have a perfect role model of how breasts should be, but having a little humor is way out of line. Besides the funny part of it all is that kids are actually at school at 11 AM so the law is completely absurd.

  91. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Mathinker · · Score: 1

    You do realize that drilling for geothermal power is one of the few human interventions which are actually believed to possibly trigger earthquakes, right? (If this wasn't the specific type of geothermal you meant, you should be more specific.)

    No? You missed this in your false-dichotomy-fantasy-world? Try to see things in shades of gray, it's much more entertaining. You can then see that nuclear power has both advantages and disadvantages, just like everything else (like geothermal), and pretty soon you might even hit the eureka that there's even more than one way to generate nuclear power and each specific reactor design has its own specific advantages and disadvantages!

    Excuse me while I'm off to investigate whether there's been new advances in geothermal power which I missed. And whether geothermal power, which is based on long underground tunnels, would be as devastated as I think it would by a nearby major seismic event.

  92. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 0

    South Park being the show which consists entirely of, "Poop! Pee! Shit! Fuck! I said fuck! Simplistic stereotype! Guys we really hope with this show you'll see why libertarianism is so great. Poop!"

  93. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    And, apparently, you let yourself be offended by all this.
    You can't rationalize human emotions.
    Just because you don't share their particular needs, is that a reason to ignore their needs?
    You yourself seem to have a need to watch old Simpsons re-runs on TV in the original order and without exception, which seems quite irrational to me. Does your need outweigh the needs of the people who request a temporary hold on a few episodes?

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  94. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    And, apparently, you let yourself be offended by all this.

    What evidence do you base this assumption on? Because I posted? That's just a false dilemma. I could have posted because I like arguing, because I like posting, because I, as you said, was offended, or for another reason entirely.

    You can't rationalize human emotions.

    No, but you can speak out against the ones that lead to the most illogical behavior: anger and sadness.

    Just because you don't share their particular needs, is that a reason to ignore their needs?

    Yes. Especially if it is something like this. Them taking offense to this is their own fault. What about other people's needs? What if they wish to watch the show on television? Why don't these people just not watch it? They have that choice, do they not? The people who wish to watch it on television no longer have their choice.

    Second of all, they have no "needs." This is not a need. They will be fine even if it doesn't happen. What they have is wants and desires.

    Furthermore, should we censor everything simply because a small group of people wishes it to be so? What if people took offense to the fact that other religions existed? What if people took offense to the word "the"? Are we simply going to dismiss these people and say they are being irrational whilst tending to the desires of others? Who makes those decisions? Why? The default solution, I believe, should be to not censor anything and let those people that take offense to it either analyze the situation logically, or just not watch it.

    You yourself seem to have a need to watch old Simpsons re-runs on TV in the original order and without exception

    Yet another assumption. I do not even watch the Simpsons.

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  95. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    Do you find these episodes hilarious?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caCX4dEqD9E

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  96. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    O look, a case of severe butthurt. Dude, what, you're a scientologist? an offended minority? a devoted Republican or Democrat?

  97. How come y'all insist it's a cartoon FFS! by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    I can assure you it is reality, I've seen their house! http://rathausartprojects.com/blog/tag/architecture/

    You probably believe the Matrix isn't real, either.

    This offends me and my religion more!

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  98. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

    How many episodes have you watched to judge it so poorly and full of anger?

    Might I recommend episodes like "The mystery of the urinal Deuce", "Douche and Turd" or "Rainforest Schmainforest" as an experiment to see if you maintain your views about the show?

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  99. Freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i want to kill this peaple they are slowing humanity down

    i do not like porno(just to make a point) but this does not mean i must do everything i can to stop it

    and if i want to lagh at a joke about nucliar disaster, then a lagh and show it to my fends
    (i do not make associations to real life when i see a yellow family living the american dream)

    STOP DECIDING FOR ME

      my brother died tripping, so i want all jokes of people tripping band from television

  100. Sanctimonious Assholes by rolfwind · · Score: 0

    They are obviously not talking about ignoring the problem, but about not making fun of people that are actually suffering radiation exposure.

    Fuck these people, really, fuck these people who sanctimoniously decree how we ought to express ourselves at every turn. When the Japanese disaster occured, I immediately donated a quarter of my last paycheck to the Red Cross. Japan always fascinated me and I studied their culture quite a bit. But I also laughed at the jokes Gilbert Gottfried was making about it on his twitter feed (and now fired from Aflac for it).

    Why? Because they were funny and I had the full knowledge that the victims wouldn't see the jokes because they likely had no TV/internet, and were WAY TOO BUSY putting their/other lives back together to pay attention.

    The people who worry about this shit are the little do-gooders who have more interest in exerting their will and power over other people than actually helping the victims out.

    FUCK THEM!
    FUCK THEM!
    FUCK THEM!

  101. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Talderas · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've found that most people that hate South Park probably have only viewed episodes from the first couple seasons, where it was strictly toilet humor. They likely haven't watched the newer episodes.

    I recommend 'Smug Alert!'.

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  102. Now is the Time by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The time to discuss critical views of risks is precisely when the majority of the public is talking about a real episode that shows the nature of the risk.

    If people don't want to watch _The Simpsons_ because its jokes will upset them, they don't have to watch. If publishers want to protect those people, the episodes can include a message that they make fun of the very not funny current disaster unfolding in Japan. The vast majority of people in Austria and elsewhere don't need Daddy protecting them from decade old jokes about somewhere else that are still true about Japan today.

    Preventing public discussion of problems when the problems hurt most is one of the biggest reason we never learn from the problems and avoid them in the future.

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  103. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Schadrach · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really? Look at "The City of New York vs Homer Simpson" -- it was off the air for several years, and was only allowed to return after an editing pass to cleanse it of offensive materials.

    So, yeah....

  104. First they came for Blinky by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    and I closed all three of my eyes.

  105. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The offensive thing about that episode is the comic book cover.

  106. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by errandum · · Score: 1

    No one's making fun of anyone. Satire can have dark bits, but there has been a honest attempt at exposing the problem in the Simpsons for years, unlike the media that forgets about those things until they are the flavor of the month. And most of all, it's a cartoon. You need to take it with a grain of salt.

  107. Call a Spade a Spade by hipp5 · · Score: 1

    Someone really just wants an excuse to get paid to have a Simpsons marathon.

  108. Re:They wiping references to earthquakes & tsu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, the nuclear thing just gets everyone fired up, since it's a critical technology in all the developed world. CNN's having a blast with making a big deal out of this, for instance.

    The tsunami? Not so much, it didn't even make a splash over here. It drowned in a sea of news about the nuclear issues and local problems.

    (Yep, going to hell...)

  109. Inappropriate Precious joke bothered me more... by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 1

    I love the Simpsons and have watched every episode since their birth on Tracy Ulman's show. Year's old jokes about radiation or tsunamis wouldn't bother me, but I'm not in Japan.

    What did bother me was the (probably unintentionally) mean-spirited joke they made about the star of "Precious" on last Sunday's episode. Did anyone else find Bart's comment about her only hope of another movie roll being as a new Death Star to be offensive? Quite a mis-step IMO.

    Otherwise I find the show's skewering humor to be generally on-target. Just my semi-relevant 2c.

    1. Re:Inappropriate Precious joke bothered me more... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Did anyone else find Bart's comment about her only hope of another movie roll being as a new Death Star to be offensive?

      Why would I think a piece of fictional entertainment is offensive?

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  110. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by GooberToo · · Score: 1

    They are not ignoring a problem. The simple fact is, the anti-nuke crazies have been extremely effective at scaremongering. Its in everyone's best interest to mitigate the public anxiety about current events.

    The simple fact is, nuclear isn't going anywhere. The more anti-nukers make it impossible for newer, safer reactor designs to be built, more likely this is to happen again in the future. Thusly, the anti-nuke idiot scaremongering isn't fed, the better off everyone is. Even better, it helps ensure lower energy prices and a stable energy markets.

    Ignoring a problem is not the same thing as making an effort to not feed morons.

  111. They will ban every episode? by Combatso · · Score: 2

    Becuase at the start he throws the nuclear fuel rod in to the street

    1. Re:They will ban every episode? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i watched "On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister" from end to end and i dont get it, it doesnt have a single reference to nuclear catastrophe, it doesnt even have the glowing rod thrown on the street in the intro. the whole plot goes around lisa getting a restraint order against his brother. the nuclear station isnt shown even once in the episode. and the only part referencing to rad poisoning in "marge gets a job" was mentioning that the Curies died of it.

      i mean there has to be episodes with more nuclear jokes than these two, i remember one where the reactor was about to blow up and homer somehow saved the day or smth

  112. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Servaas · · Score: 1

    Someone with a sense of humour?

  113. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by GooberToo · · Score: 1

    The associated video is pretty fun. The logic is, it must be true because why else would they center text, as is commonly done in print. That logic really is funny and yet, sadly, I'm sure some dope, somewhere, actually believes that garbage.

    Just remember, next time you hit that center text button in Word and OO, you're killing a kitten! Oh no! Text is centered again...the world is ending!

  114. 22 years! by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    Homer Simpson has been working at a Nuclear Power plant for 22 years! Shit people get a fucking sense of humor.

  115. Jesus Christ by yt8znu35 · · Score: 1

    It's a cartoon. And overly-sensitive types do not have to watch it.

  116. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You grossly misused both the terms. Censor's discretion is called censorship.

  117. Re:They wiping references to earthquakes & tsu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your anger is misplaced. The reason they are removing these jokes is because Homer is an inept nuclear safety officer and therefore there are a large number of jokes in there. If he was a "tsunami safety officer" I'm sure they'd do the same thing.

  118. So let me get this straight. by Posting=!Working · · Score: 2

    I'm a little confused. The Simpsons episode with the World Trade Center shows Homer outside them, going to the top floor of one tower to use the bathroom only to find out it's out of order, then he goes to the top of the other tower to use the bathroom and see's his car get ticketed from the top. That's it. No terrorists. No mention of any violence.

    Since 9/11 do we have to pretend the World Trade Center never existed? We can't have any pictures or cartoons of it on a TV show? What the hell?

    Meanwhile, the news program that runs before it had no problem showing many replays of the towers getting destroyed (and still run them from time to time) and there are commercials that run during the show selling the World Trade Center attack commemerative coin.

    Selling a worthless coin commemorating the WTC attack? Fine. Showing the video of the attack? Completely acceptable. Showing the WTC as a building not being attacked or threatened? Offensive.

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  119. too sensitive by Venik · · Score: 1

    We got way too sensitive. If we don't nip this thing in the bud quickly, the next thing you know, people on the street will be smiling at you for no reason and asking "how are you", like they do in America. And the next thing you know, there will be large men wearing heels, carrying tampons in their purses, like they do in America...

  120. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by wildstoo · · Score: 1

    To be fair, the episode titles don't help your case much.

  121. King-Size Homer by Thelasko · · Score: 2

    I'm surprised there is no reference to 1995's "King-Size Homer", in which Mr. Burns rewards Homer saying, "you turned a potential Chernobyl in to a mere Three Mile Island."

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  122. Re:They wiping references to earthquakes & tsu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how temporarily opting to avoid showing a handful of episodes that a chunk of viewers won't find funny is the same as rewriting history.

    I have a horrible realization for you, but feel that it will be better for you to know in the long run. Broadcasters don't generally broadcast every rerun of a show in order. The more popular episodes get played more frequently and the least popular may be rarely or never played. This is especially true of shows that have been around for many seasons. This is simply updating the list while a portion of their viewer base is overly sensitized.

    (Yes, the people are illogical and ridiculous. It is still in the best interest of the broadcaster to plan around it.)

  123. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Talderas · · Score: 1

    Douche and Turd is an inspiring commentary on the two-party political system currently in place in the US.

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  124. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

    believed to possibly

    Good enough for me, lets ban it and any cartoon references to it.

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  125. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by skids · · Score: 1

    yet, sadly, I'm sure some dope, somewhere, actually believes that garbage.

    Sadder still, that dope also probably believes in ESP, but wouldn't apply a subconscious premonition as an explanation, because believing the Simpson's cartoonist was a spook is more scary.

  126. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like a new episode was banned, is an episode up for repeat and some one decided to play it safe and show another on of the 20 years worth of possible reruns.

    But they are showing Simpson episodes out of order! How can we follow the narrative of the story arc?

  127. Mel Brooks on tragedy and humor: by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

    "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."

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  128. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by GooberToo · · Score: 1

    because believing the Simpson's cartoonist was a spook is more scary.

    Of course! Everyone knows South Korean cartoonists make the scariest international spooks!

  129. A few muslim men by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    Homer: I don't see Barney "Let's crash the space shuttle into the whitehouse and kill the President" Gumble...

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  130. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Dishevel · · Score: 0

    "Butters Bottom Bitch"
    Instantaneous classic.

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  131. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    If taste is going to be the criterion for what's allowed and not allowed to air on television now, I demand that every reality TV series be removed first.

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  132. Oblig Simpsons quotes for my EU Friends by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    Since it'll be awhile before you get to hear these gems again, here ya go:

    (After Homer vents gas from a nuclear reactor and destroys crops of corn)
    Farmer: Oh no, the corn! Paul Newman's gonna have ma' legs broke!

    Mr. Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island. Bravo!

    (After Homer causes a nuclear meltdown in a simulator)
    Nuclear Safety Engineer: I don't understand it! There wasn't any nuclear material in that van!

  133. First Rule of Nuclear Reactor Meltdown Club by Timtimes · · Score: 1

    Remove all references to nuclear meltdown from popular culture, lest the public be shocked at how a simple cartoon managed to project tragedy so perfectly into the future, yet the brightest brains in the industry are standing around a smoldering ruin (but not too closely mind you) wondering what the hell went wrong/is going on? Whocouldanode? Enjoy.

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  134. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're all missing the real significance of this: somebody's getting paid to watch Simpsons episodes!

  135. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Dishevel · · Score: 0

    What you want people to actively cool the core of the planet?
    That way the core can solidify. The magnetic field can subside. The solar wind can strip the planet of its atmosphere and we turn into Mars!

    Is that what you want!

    Your killing the planet! Think of the children! OMG Puppies!

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  136. Slashdot = servants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course slash dots are for this are great majority of you seem to hate freedom in any form including speech, unless its assan, and you like being told what you can and can not do. Isn't that what your 2nd grade teacher told you and obama?

  137. One of my favorite Simplsons scenes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is the one where Homer threatens someone with the model of a nuclear reactor. The reactor has a switch that is labeled as (in that order):
    Low / Nuclear Holocaust / High.

  138. MY EYES!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The goggles do nothing!

  139. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

    I know. That was kind of the point. You look at those "childish" titles and might instantly belittle them because of it but, just like you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, you shouldn't conclude the quality of a South Park episode based on a couple of bad words.

    South Park might have low spots and dark humor but it's nowhere near what Hazel Bergeron described.

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  140. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

    You wish to speak out against anger and sadness?

    Well, I wish you'd die horribly and with great pain. Your family won't even be sad or angry, because you've taught them to not be so illogical, right?

  141. Blinky!!! by hazydave · · Score: 1

    We barely knew ye!

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  142. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by geekoid · · Score: 2

    No, it's censorship. A powerful entity has determined what someone within their control can o can not see. It's censorship.

    You do NOT need to be a government to censor. You just need to be a powerful enough group. Government, Church, Large Corporation.
    The ignorant idea that only a government can censor is hurting you.
    It's one of the worst kinds of censorship; whitewashing the past.

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  143. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

    It didnt even have offensive materials. Oh no the twin towers! WE MUST BAN THIS. I could understand if it had 2 planes flying into the twin towers, even then imo it should be left as is. You dont pay respect to something by wiping out all traces of it from all forms of media.

  144. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    That would be for the best. It would do them no good to get angry or sad in the first place.

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  145. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I hate south park. It's generally pretty stupid and only exists because it has momentum to exist.
    It's like MASH.

    The douche bag of the universe episode was moderately funny.

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  146. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it ironic the amount of sensitivey people show when other people try and be sensitive to other peoples feelings.

    "Damnit I'm offended your offended and you should stop being offended so I don't get offended!"

  147. LOL yurop by partyguerrilla · · Score: 1

    Stay classy, eurofriends. Nobody's going to deny the holocaus^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hthe dangers of nuclear power.

  148. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

    Actually, Cartoon Wars would be a more germane example.

    (I'm no longer watching South Park because the Comedy Network apparently lost its licensing rights to have the current and back episodes online in Canada, so I no longer have a legal way of watching them--and more importantly, linking to them. If I ever feel like watching South Park again, I'll have to find some illegal way to access them)

    - RG>

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  149. Most important point has been missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have not seen anyone addressing the most important point of this article- someone has been given the job of watching every episode of The Simpsons. How did I miss out on this?

    Also, how long will it be before they ban every show with a nuclear family?

  150. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Hazel+Bergeron · · Score: 1

    I've watched every episode.

    The trashy humour relaxes me.

    And the primitive political messages humour me.

    I'm not sure whether Parker and Stone are pro-libertarianism or just trolling libertarians by giving them a warped sense of legitimacy while everyone else regards them as political neonates. Every "message" in South Park is cringingly simplistic and formulaic.

  151. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Children, there's a time and a place for everything. It's called college.

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  152. Iodine tablets sold out by rsborg · · Score: 2

    When filling up my water bottles at a local water filtering place here in Cali, the guy mentioned that all the iodine tablets were sold out.
    I was beside myself at how selfish and completely scared everyone is.
    Japan is 10+ hours by flight away... and folks here are spending money on iodine tablets because of the "radiation cloud". W. T. F.

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    1. Re:Iodine tablets sold out by cffrost · · Score: 1

      When filling up my water bottles at a local water filtering place here in Cali [...]

      No indoor plumbing in Columbia's third largest city?

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  153. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    But, but, I like Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery. It's kinda' funny.

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  154. Sad by drolli · · Score: 1

    having jokes in the Simpsons about nuclear catastrophes does not ridicule victims of nuclear catatrophes but rather people not taking the seriously enough. Deleting this jokes makes it sound like nobody ever thought about the possibility of such a thing, thus making the position of the people who do not take it seriously enough stronger.

  155. Krusty's take on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We would never make light of what's happening in Japan - but, kids, look what's happening in Libya! Hey hey!"

  156. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by MichaelKristopeit406 · · Score: 0

    you're an "idiot."

  157. Sounds like the Simpsons are desperate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not surprised that the Simpsons show in general are what appears to be fining for attention. That show has gone crashing down hill sense season 12 or so. Doesn't shock me that they're likely just working on shock value.

    I miss the old days were the Simpsons didn't try to force some current event or lame pop-culture into their shows in a half-baked lame ass way.

  158. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Meski · · Score: 1

    Is that the half-life for a Simpson's episode?

  159. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    There's a happy medium, probably in the neighborhood of 6 months

    Why not 7? Or 5 months and 26 days? Everyone will have a different opinion, therefore it's impossible to please everybody, therefore it's futile to do it at all.

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  160. Umm.. Wrong disaster guys. by Kuruk · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked the news the disaster was earthquakes and waves that killed many many thousands of people. The reactor has not even come close to being on the same scale.

    Why are they not censoring earthquakes and waves in Simpson episodes? There the cause of the loss of life.

  161. Re:Homer Simpson, too... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    When bad things happen it's customary to be aware of the feelings of those who might have been impacted by it as a sign of respect.

    But there's always somebody who'll be upset by something. Aww, puppies, how cute! Well my puppy just died, you insensitive clod!!!!!

    I'd say that messing around with schedules actually hangs a lampshade on it.

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  162. Re:They wiping references to earthquakes & tsu by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    My mother passed away and was cremated. Now every time I see a barbeque grill, I tear up.

    Farnsworth, don't take this personally, but at some point you simply have to get over it. My joke above is pretty tasteless, but it doesn't mean I didn't love my mother, we were very close. But at some time you just have to move on. Hiding from the issue only extends it.

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