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Toshiba Develops 3-D Monocle

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  1. Spectacular by nschubach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now when I poke my eye out I can still enjoy 3D!

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  2. Enough is enough by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Its fun to look for one slightly plausible "april fool" among genuine articles. A whole stream of them just gets boring.

    1. Re:Enough is enough by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every year Slashdot does something for April Fool's, and every year people bitch about it. Personally, I like that Slashdot is linking to the various geek april fools jokes out there so I don't have to go hunting for them myself, and I think the Mad Libs in the article summaries are clever too.

      April Fool's is the one day of the year this sort of thing happens. If it bothers you that much, just take a day off from the Internet and spend the day chasing kids off your lawn or something.

    2. Re:Enough is enough by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its fun to look for one slightly plausible "april fool" among genuine articles. A whole stream of them just gets boring.

      So does a whole stream of 'this is boring' comments every... fucking... year.

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  3. Now get two! by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    And enjoy the whole world in SIX DEE! For the price of TWO!

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