Toshiba Develops 3-D Monocle
For years, adoption of 3-D
display
moneygrubbing
headache
porn
technology has been hampered by the cumbersome viewing glasses needed to properly perceive the
video
movie
spacetimes
porn
, not to mention the loss in market share of people who have suffered the injury or loss of one of their
eyes
legs
minds
porns
. Now, Toshiba has laid those concerns to rest with the creation of the world's first 3-D monocle, dubbed the "Spectacle." "Two triangular polarizing lenses were melded in parallel and encased in black-plated tungsten carbide for a lightweight and durable
enbuildification
construction
balsa
porn
." The elegant, minimalist design leaves your second eye free for other
tasks
rolls
REM
porn
.
Now when I poke my eye out I can still enjoy 3D!
Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.