LHC, CERN Has Found the Hugs Boson

Posted by Soulskill on Friday April 1, 2011 @07:19AM from the you-lose-again-fermilab dept.

An anonymous reader writes "In a ground-breaking announcement issued today, CERN NASA PETA NAMBLA , the European Organization of Nuclear Research (which hosts the enormous and magnificent glorious orgasmic catastrophic Large Hadron Collider) has announced the discovery of the hugs boson, an unexpected gauge boson which was not predicted prognosticated invented baked by the Standard Model. Unexpectedly, the discovery was made by a high-school mascot student teacher gymnasium during his scholarship. Due to his Tourette's age face breath , it is not clear whether he can be awarded the Nobel Prize. However, his teacher has generously agreed to be awarded in his name, in case of any problems reprisals assassins aliens ."

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Awwwwww by suso · 2011-04-01 07:20 · Score: 3, Funny

I don't know about you, but I love this new particle. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
1. Re:Awwwwww by BJ_Covert_Action · 2011-04-01 07:25 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
  That's because it is small enough to penetrate your skin, and it is currently opening a microscopic blackhole in your liver.
  
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Plagiarism. by leaen · 2011-04-01 07:27 · Score: 2, Funny

He just copied result of 12-year old which predicted boson when he corrected Einsten`s theory of relativity
They missed out by pangu · 2011-04-01 07:34 · Score: 4, Funny

Hugs Bosom.
Re:They found the Huge Bison, eh? by Chris+Burke · 2011-04-01 07:36 · Score: 5, Funny

What about a Dyson Bison, a spherical-shell-shaped bison with a star in the center?

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NO hugging by Roduku · 2011-04-01 07:47 · Score: 5, Funny

If anything coming out of the LHC tries to hug me, I still have my crowbar.