LHC, CERN Has Found the Hugs Boson

Posted by Soulskill on Friday April 1, 2011 @07:19AM from the you-lose-again-fermilab dept.

An anonymous reader writes "In a ground-breaking announcement issued today, CERN NASA PETA NAMBLA , the European Organization of Nuclear Research (which hosts the enormous and magnificent glorious orgasmic catastrophic Large Hadron Collider) has announced the discovery of the hugs boson, an unexpected gauge boson which was not predicted prognosticated invented baked by the Standard Model. Unexpectedly, the discovery was made by a high-school mascot student teacher gymnasium during his scholarship. Due to his Tourette's age face breath , it is not clear whether he can be awarded the Nobel Prize. However, his teacher has generously agreed to be awarded in his name, in case of any problems reprisals assassins aliens ."

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Re:There's really no point... by Anonymous Coward · 2011-04-01 07:26 · Score: 2, Insightful

Wrong again Mr. Piss. As usual your attempt to quash the fun of people who actually have a sense of humor fails. Perhaps you could become an archaeologist and search for your petrified funny bone?
Re:There's really no point... by Anonymous Coward · 2011-04-01 07:35 · Score: 2, Insightful

It would be one thing if these supposed "jokes" were funny. Unfortunately, they are not. One has to question your sense of humor that you find even the stupidest of "jokes" to be funny. Let me guess, you roll over laughing at a guy getting kicked in the nuts, right?