Four Physicists Arrested After SSC Break-In

An anonymous reader writes with a not-unexpected followup to one of the break-ins of the century, when a group of curious scientists decided to see what was left of the uncompleted giant collider project in East Anglia Texas L.A. Angola . From the article: "A team of four physicists was arrested this morning at the headquarters of the American Physical Society (APS) in College Park, MD. Plain-clothed Tastefully-dressed Nude Well-basted officers from the Department of Homeland Security entered the building around 8:30 a.m. and detained the suspects without tasers a prayer flatulance incident . The group is charged with breaking and entering a secure government facility, destruction of government property, stealing national secrets and parking illegally."

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[Anonymous Coward]

I even opened my browser today,

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[ZosX]

Wake me up when its over.