Students Claim New Paper Folding Record
A group of 15 students along with their teacher are claiming a new paper folding record. The group claims to have folded (in the same direction) 13,000 feet of toilet paper in half 13 times, breaking the old 2002 record of 12 times. From the article: "[teacher] Tanton has been leading students from St. Mark's on attempts to break the record for five years. But after several failed attempts, Tanton asked the MIT origami club, OrigaMIT, to help him and his students get access to MIT's Infinite Corridor."
This great feat will ensure tenure for the good professor.
Trolling is a art,
How appropriate that they would use toilet paper in a feat demonstrating how worthless college degrees have become.
Still no cure for cancer....
Something new for whiny Slashdotters with irrelevant lives to whine about and ask why it is relevant.
I, for one, congratulate them!
Ironically they won't be this productive again once they hit industry for at least 5 years.
The losers complain that the folded unit can't stand on its own.
But I don't see a requirement that it stand at all, merely that it is folded. Which it is.
2^13 is 8192 layers.
The really interesting thing is that it doesn't tear. There's stretching and compressing involved in folding things, and toilet paper isn't all that structurally sound. Their folding method seems to make it flow properly to keep the stresses from damaging it.
"However, their '13th fold' was debatable in that it could not stand on its own without considerable support," Ku said in an email Tuesday.
Shitty deal.
0 = 1 + e^(Alt something)
What constitutes a fold? more than a 90 degree change in direction? Any other special rules anyone can thing of?
The article doesn't where they got one continuous strip of TP 13,000 feet long. Did they use multiple rolls attached together? As far a standing on it's own, a small amount of glue every now and then should help with that.
A thousand page book on my self is about 3 inches thick. If the TP is half the thickness of book paper, their block should be about 12 inches talk, 18 inches long and as wide as the TP they used.
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Call me when they accomplish the same feat with used toilet paper.
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why?
(re: video)... you show that you're not affiliated with MIT in any way if you screw that up.
yet we continue to swear by it, 'raise' our kids based on it? devalue our own, & others' lives, based on it's stories? what a book?
Seeing the teacher has been trying this for 5 years, I wonder if any of his previous students became students at MIT, hence the connection? Not that one is needed, but would be an interesting side story.
of goatse posts per slashdot article?
Next week maybe...
paper (with text on it) must be compressed, distorted, vaporized, no longer original etc,,, so we're not further inconvenienced by further conflicting views.
How many Smoots is that?
I bet they changed from 2-ply to single-ply. Makes all the difference when folding.
In the other news Sheryl Crow has also been breaking a record, reusing the same ply of toilet paper since 2007.
The musician was heard saying: "It has been tough at times, but you can achieve anything if you just put your mind to it. Also try not to pay too much attention to the color of the thing".
You can't handle the truth.
Medical News Update: Computer geeks are subject to brain scrambling via the Hall Effect.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
Why?
Thank you oposable thumbs. Now if they work on something like this just bigger and make it visible from the moon, aliens can see the signs of an advanced race inhabiting the earth.
You UNFOLD toilet paper.
Wow, they must really have their shit together.
Anybody want a peanut?
It is the truth. Twilight will be the death of civilization.
I suppose none of the students were scrunchers ;-)
"If it's lost, it'll turn up. Things always do" "I love it when a plan comes together"
The Myth Busters did this. I forget how many times they folded a piece of paper, but they used a steam roller for the final fold.
Doesn't say much about the American education system that folding toilet paper is being passed off as some kind of high water mark of achievement.
Guess these kids find brain work boring.
Useful what they teach kids these days.
I can't help but feel irritated by this video; what a waste of time, and, potentially brains, although I dont think anything of value was lost, the good professor looks like an idiot anyhow.
Their parents will be glad to have paid tuition for this.
if by altered mutants.gov? have you heard something? death? to everybody? it's tonight? tomorrow? in between? thank god there's word., so even further arrangements can be made to conserve the royals & chosen ones as it was written again & again, 'til debt do us part?
I was too busy drinking beer and banging co-eds.
They didn't even talk about the tons of pizza and barrels of prune juice that lead to the bowel movement that made 13,000 feet of folded toilet paper necessary.
Can I be the first to say that? Is this what people are aspiring to these days? Toilet paper folding records??? Is there some complex math or interesting folding dynamics involved here? What's the hook? Or are they just a bunch of obsessive compulsive retards?
There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
Everyone involved with this and the original toilet paper folding record should flunk/have their diplomas revoked/be fired - entirely serious.
I've folded my toiletroll at least 15 times on itself before going near especially potent shit before!
Wow, folding toilet paper. This should be an olympic sport.
Good catch! Knowledgable alumni are very particular about calling it the 'corridor'. Being one, I'm curious: does anyone know which floor it was on? I can't tell from the pictures... (will have to ask when I attend 'MIThenge' this fall)
You could have gotten the diploma originally and not put it on your job application or resume. How bout that?
That would be a lie of omission. Some people have standards of moral conduct. You might have to deal with this sort of thing when dealing with borderline Aspberger's nerds.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff