Can't Get a Real Girlfriend? Get a "Cloud" Girlfriend

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday April 13, 2011 @02:49AM from the 1.0-is-the-lonliest-number dept.

An anonymous reader writes "In news that could make many lonely tech savvy men have more of a spring in their steps is the launch of 'Cloud Girlfriend' which is a start up tech company based in California whose service is to match a user to his perfect match. The sad part is the relationship will only be internet based. Reported by Sara Yin of PC Mag, 'Cloud Girlfriend' will be free as David Fuhriman co-founder is quoted with saying 'We allow people to define their ideal self, find their perfect girlfriend or boyfriend and connect and interact as if that person existed. We will fulfill the 4 steps on the landing page, but not create any fake accounts.'"

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Needs one more feature by hellfire · 2011-04-13 02:56 · Score: 3, Interesting

All they need now is a blow job attachment via USB to your computer, and they will end up making beeeellllioooons!

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Re:Mockery by El+Torico · 2011-04-13 05:04 · Score: 2, Interesting

Chatting with a bot and pretending it's your girlfriend has got to be the saddest case of self-delusion I've ever heard of.
What about chatting with your girlfriend and pretending it's a bot? :-)
That would have kept me interested in some of the women I've dated. A shallow, self absorbed bitch is a lot more interesting when you think of her as a Turing test.

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