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Chinese Censors Crack Down on Time Travel

H_Fisher writes "Disrespect the Chinese government at your peril ... and this includes anything you do with the past. Time magazine's Techland blog reports that China is banning references to time travel which are disrespectful to the nation's culture and history. No word on whether this includes a travel ban on time lords."

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  1. First Post by digitac · · Score: 4, Funny

    From Friday, April 15, 2011. PS, gas prices went up again.

    1. Re:First Post by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

      So the chinese have invented the Frux Capacitor then?

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    2. Re:First Post by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      They actually stole the plans and modified them, along with the ones for their riced-up DeRorean.

    3. Re:First Post by cosm · · Score: 5, Funny

      RMAO

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    4. Re:First Post by treeves · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since DeLoreans don't have hair what effect does lice have on them?

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    5. Re:First Post by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 2

      No, they got the plans for a bunch of pinball machine parts by mistake.

    6. Re:First Post by readin · · Score: 2

      "Chinese" is more complicated than that. First, there are many languages of China. Second, the official language (Mandarin) has far more sounds than Japanese. It is comparable to English in the number of sounds available - including a sound like an L and a couple sounds that resemble and R.

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  2. It's not paradoxical at all but... by xMrFishx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if the Chinese traveled back in time to tell themselves to ban talking about time travel because it was possible. Will this prevent the discovery of time travel so that they can not warn themselves? The plot thickens...

    1. Re:It's not paradoxical at all but... by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny

      Take it easy on the State Administration for Radio, Film & Television, xMrFishx; everybody kills Hong Xiuquan on their first trip. I did. It always gets fixed within a few minutes, what's the harm?

    2. Re:It's not paradoxical at all but... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Speaking to you from 2075 to let you know their ban was an utter failure. Also. Chinese take-out is still popular in regions where the Tsunami of 2040 didn't wipe out coastal populations. And the Internet has been replaced by the much better GkKLdfv^(0--18X... transmission interrupted by tachyon flux...

    3. Re:It's not paradoxical at all but... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2

      Well darn - I didn't want to alarm anyone! Pssst - buy beachfront property in Nevada now before the price rises.

  3. scifi by Weezul · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you outlaw scifi then only criminals will have scifi,
    meaning only criminals will go on to study physics.

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    1. Re:scifi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      is this a trick question?

  4. NOooooooooo by ae1294 · · Score: 2

    I was just getting ready to jump into my time machine and go back to kill Sun Yat-sen. How could they have known?

    O... wait...

  5. Really Slashdot?!? Really? by cosm · · Score: 5, Informative
    Another Samzenpus FacePalm. The /. title is seriously misleading. FTA:

    With the way things are run, the state controls and monitors everything shown on your television or your computer. So yeah, China can randomly go back in time and say Marty McFly never existed. Scary, huh? The Doc would be furious. Fortunately, that's not what they're saying. But somehow the government has taken a sudden disliking to the idea of distorting certain historical events, things and people. (Cough.) ....The decision was made earlier this month, with the country's State Administration for Radio, Film & Television stating that "The producers and writers are treating the serious history in a frivolous way, which should by no means be encouraged anymore." What's wrong with these shows? They “casually make up myths, have monstrous and weird plots, use absurd tactics, and even promote feudalism, superstition, fatalism and reincarnation.”

    So time travel comes in because the article decided to link the concept of time-travel to television and movies that convey alternative histories (Which, to the pedants, can include time-travel). But it the main theme discussed is regarding misrepresenting history. Nowhere does it say sitting in your back-yard and working on that warp-drive is verboten. It seems to me they want to cut down on media that strays from the government dictated and allowed 'historical context'. Far from a ban on time-travel. Censorship...Yes...Sensationalist...Unfortunately.

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    1. Re:Really Slashdot?!? Really? by quenda · · Score: 2

      Seems more like they have had a run of bad "historical" dramas using a cliched and awkward plot device.
      The TV bosses have published guidelines to discourage more.

      If the BBC director sent out a memo saying, "Please, for the love of God, no more airport documentaries, serial-killer dramas, or home make-overs.", would we get the same response on /.?

    2. Re:Really Slashdot?!? Really? by D+H+NG · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, this is not just the article singling out time travel. According to The New York Times, the original government report does single out TV dramas that involve characters traveling back in time.

    3. Re:Really Slashdot?!? Really? by braindrainbahrain · · Score: 2

      It's a good thing we (or some of us) live in the enlightened USA. In the US, we would never allow a law that forbade the interpretation of history and our collective past. Except for Florida, that is.

    4. Re:Really Slashdot?!? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course, it doesn't help if TFA is also totally wrong.
      Chinese text from the original announcement:

      If you understand Chinese, it doesn't mention time travel or history at all. The confusion comes from the term , when used in certain context, can mean time travel. But in general it just means travel to a different world. In the context here, it means to travel to a mythological world.

      The are no mentioning of bans neither, it's just the dudes at State Administration for Radio, Film & Television doesn't like this particular show because it doesn't match their values and tell people to make better ones.

  6. Alternative history by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems to me that their real fear is people latching on to the idea that things could ever have worked out differently. If people explore alternative histories and conjecture what would have happened if the ruling regime didn't come to power, how things might have been changed... perhaps for the better.

    Better to nip those flights of fancy in the bud and keep everyone's horizons nicely blinkered and focused on the factory assembly line.

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    1. Re:Alternative history by vivian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No I think the real problem is they want to maintain their monopoly on making up history. If someone else starts doing it too, people might start getting the idea that perhaps all history they read isn't quite as true as they currently think it is.

  7. In Capitalist China, Time Travel is Banned. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think I smell the birth of a new meme.

  8. Choice examples by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 2

    A favorite SF story of mine is Walter Jon Williams's "Foreign Devils," which was part of an anthology of stories taking place in the setting of HG Wells's War of the Worlds, but taking place in other parts of the world. WJW's contribution depicted the reaction of China's royalty to the tripods etc. Not time travel per se but definitely cast the Chinese court in a less than favorable light.

    That's as close as I can get to a story which might draw ire from the PRC; any others? According to TFA they're down on stories which “casually make up myths, have monstrous and weird plots, use absurd tactics, and even promote feudalism, superstition, fatalism and reincarnation.” All of those at once sounds quite entertaining, actually.

  9. don't forget June 4, 1989 by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2

    June 4, 1989

  10. Obligatory Chinese Time Travel Commercial by Rollgunner · · Score: 5, Funny
  11. in soviet Russia We remove people from time! by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    in soviet Russia We remove people from time!

    1. Re:in soviet Russia We remove people from time! by quacking+duck · · Score: 2

      You just had to spoil last season's Doctor Who for everyone, didn't you...

  12. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Their top researchers are too busy trying to figure out why ridiculous foreigners don't seem to comprehend that their language does, in fact, contain an 'L' sound.

  13. Sing it! by pookemon · · Score: 2

    Dr woooooo-oo hey! Dr woo.
    Dr woooooo-oo hey! Dr woo.

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    1. Re:Sing it! by oldmac31310 · · Score: 3, Funny

      My brother had a dentist whose name was Doctor Hu. So there. True story.

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  14. Coincidence? by drb226 · · Score: 2

    Time magazine...I see what's going on here.

  15. Re:how will they by plover · · Score: 2

    How will they prevent their people from traveling to the future naturally?

    They have a time-tested bullet related procedure that's highly effective.

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  16. Re:Wrong Target by ae1294 · · Score: 2

    I was just getting ready to jump into my time machine and go back to kill Sun Yat-sen. How could they have known?

    You know, other than some rather sordid and scandalous private affairs, Dr. Sun was alright. Now if we're talking about Glorious Chairman Mou or Messianic Generalissimo Chiang, I am all for it.

    He rapes my wife three years from now...