Google, Microsoft In Epic Hiring War
natecochrane writes "Looking for a new job? Then Google and Microsoft have 6200 roles globally this quarter up for grabs, the first salvos in a costly war for talent. Google alone will hire 6200 engineers, executives and sales staff this year — its biggest intake ever. This story details where the biggest bucks and most fun jobs are to be had and how you can apply for them. There's even a job for an Xbox PR person — fancy being paid to play with toys all day?"
Drat, I might have applied for one of those network security positions but sadly
a) I don't live in Australia
b) I have no pen testing experience.
I've always just used them on an as needed basis. I guess I could flub my way through an interview extolling the benefits of ball point vs felt tip and maybe make up some interesting war story of the good old days and ink wells. Ultimately I doubt I could penetrate the Australian job market.
Google only hires people who lucks out on their broken hiring process (yes, it's not easy for them to come up with an alternative system). Also, internal politics and B.S. starts to take its toll.
Microsoft hires talented people, but it's then hampered by internal bureaucracy
End result, Google tries to go 'social' and fails again. MS releases their 'meh' Zune tablet that plays for sure until next year.
how long until
Yes I read...do you?
So MS and G have 6200 roles this quarter.
If Google are hiring 6200 this year, then it infers that Google will hire 6200 in the first quarter, and then none in the next 3 quarters (giving the 6200 this year).
And from those numbers it still leaves Microsoft with zero over either time period.
First, it implies, you infer. Second, it doesn't imply that at all, and if you infer that then you're a fucking idiot.
Is it really necessary to refer to EVERYTHING as "epic"?
The down side is that you may wind up in a mediocre soul-sucking job in a giant corporation. Both companies have a few glitzy positions, but unless you come in as a rock star, those positions aren't for you - they're for people with seniority who got in 5-10 years ago. You might get lucky and play office politics and hitch a ride on someone's rising star. You might get unlucky and get backwater projects that nobody cares about but nobody has the cajones to properly cancel.
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Start Running Better Polls
Google blindly assumes everyone wants to work for Google. They are dead wrong. So they have 20% time? Big F-ing deal, I work for myself and would not have it any other way.
It reminds me of the way a lot of American's are utterly convinced that everyone wants to move to America.
Well, let me spell it out for you–
Google + Microsoft = 6200 this quarter.
Google = 6200 this year ~== 1550 per quarter.
Which might suggest that Microsoft will hire the other 4550 this quarter.
Does that help?
(No, I'm not the AC that called you a f*cking idiot.)
I acknowledge that I failed to interpret the numbers correctly, and thank those who provided clarification. In particular, I thank those who did so without use of insult or obscenity.
after the social web stock market crash of 2012, aka, the twitpocalypse/ the facebpalm:
"Google, Microsoft announce record layoffs"
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
But not necessarily qualified people.
At least in my market, solid technical people aren't hurting for work. YMMV.
What exactly is Google doing with all those developers? They don't seem to come out with near as many cutting edge features as they did 7 or 8 years ago when they rolling out new products like crazy.
---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.
Look at Austin Meyers, he wrote the X-Plane flight simulator, beat Microsoft at it, and made millions of dollars. If you're smart, start your own business. It's not less work but you'll be your own boss and can choose your own work time and pace. In any case don't go for big stock market companies, they might sack you any time, managers will boss you around, the company gets all the copyright and credits, and it might get sold out at any time (see e.g. Sun).
I read the Microsoft employment contract last month and walked away. It was draconian and large amounts of unenforcible paragraphs intended to scare me into behaving a certain way off-hours. I spoke with a MS solution designer last month - he was a really great guy, but he saw major issues for Microsoft hiring due to all the FLOSS developers not being interested in wearing the chains MS requires.
No thanks for me either.
Anyone have a google employment contract ... probably the one that says you need to spend 20% of your work time on personal tech hobbies at work? It would be interesting to see side-by-side.
Which company would you rather work for, given a choice?
Personally, I'll never work directly for a huge company again. Having your own company means all sorts of freedom, including the freedom to choose lifestyle over money.
Between the big 3 and the tier 1 suppliers, Detroit is in a similar situation. Particularly in power electronics for EV and hybrid applications. The number of vehicle applications is exploding, and the number of people with the right background is already spread thin. If you do embedded software or controls or power electronics, there is demand for you - and we have cheap housing :-) The city is an economic crater, but the suburbs are a fine place to live.
they can ask a bunch of questions about the latest fad in academia, which is doubly easy now because universities all put their senior class syllabuses online.
then they only take people who pass.
is this age discrimination? oh but of course not, inspector! we are only taking people who know their stuff!
result: much less costs for google, in health insurance, in wages, in ability to tell people what to do (old folks tend to know their rights more), etc etc etc.
by taking ordinary people, and asking them do extraordinary things
i wonder, if modern corporate douchebags had been in charge of wwii, would we have ever stormed the beach at normandy ? or would they sit around with their thumb up their ass for 5 years waiting for 'good soldiers' to apply to the army.