Google, Microsoft In Epic Hiring War
natecochrane writes "Looking for a new job? Then Google and Microsoft have 6200 roles globally this quarter up for grabs, the first salvos in a costly war for talent. Google alone will hire 6200 engineers, executives and sales staff this year — its biggest intake ever. This story details where the biggest bucks and most fun jobs are to be had and how you can apply for them. There's even a job for an Xbox PR person — fancy being paid to play with toys all day?"
Drat, I might have applied for one of those network security positions but sadly
a) I don't live in Australia
b) I have no pen testing experience.
I've always just used them on an as needed basis. I guess I could flub my way through an interview extolling the benefits of ball point vs felt tip and maybe make up some interesting war story of the good old days and ink wells. Ultimately I doubt I could penetrate the Australian job market.
Google only hires people who lucks out on their broken hiring process (yes, it's not easy for them to come up with an alternative system). Also, internal politics and B.S. starts to take its toll.
Microsoft hires talented people, but it's then hampered by internal bureaucracy
End result, Google tries to go 'social' and fails again. MS releases their 'meh' Zune tablet that plays for sure until next year.
how long until
Is it really necessary to refer to EVERYTHING as "epic"?
The down side is that you may wind up in a mediocre soul-sucking job in a giant corporation. Both companies have a few glitzy positions, but unless you come in as a rock star, those positions aren't for you - they're for people with seniority who got in 5-10 years ago. You might get lucky and play office politics and hitch a ride on someone's rising star. You might get unlucky and get backwater projects that nobody cares about but nobody has the cajones to properly cancel.
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Start Running Better Polls
Google blindly assumes everyone wants to work for Google. They are dead wrong. So they have 20% time? Big F-ing deal, I work for myself and would not have it any other way.
It reminds me of the way a lot of American's are utterly convinced that everyone wants to move to America.
Well, let me spell it out for you–
Google + Microsoft = 6200 this quarter.
Google = 6200 this year ~== 1550 per quarter.
Which might suggest that Microsoft will hire the other 4550 this quarter.
Does that help?
(No, I'm not the AC that called you a f*cking idiot.)
I acknowledge that I failed to interpret the numbers correctly, and thank those who provided clarification. In particular, I thank those who did so without use of insult or obscenity.
after the social web stock market crash of 2012, aka, the twitpocalypse/ the facebpalm:
"Google, Microsoft announce record layoffs"
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
But not necessarily qualified people.
At least in my market, solid technical people aren't hurting for work. YMMV.
Look at Austin Meyers, he wrote the X-Plane flight simulator, beat Microsoft at it, and made millions of dollars. If you're smart, start your own business. It's not less work but you'll be your own boss and can choose your own work time and pace. In any case don't go for big stock market companies, they might sack you any time, managers will boss you around, the company gets all the copyright and credits, and it might get sold out at any time (see e.g. Sun).
by taking ordinary people, and asking them do extraordinary things
i wonder, if modern corporate douchebags had been in charge of wwii, would we have ever stormed the beach at normandy ? or would they sit around with their thumb up their ass for 5 years waiting for 'good soldiers' to apply to the army.
I was doing well on a phone interview with Google until I casually revealed that CS was my second career (e.g. I'm "old"). The interviewer almost hung up on me right then, and scrambled to end the call quickly. If you happen to go to their campus, you'll be hard pressed to find any bald heads or silver hair anywhere. The vast majority of them are under 30, seriously.