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Amazon Denies Skynet's Involvement In AWS Outage

Posted by samzenpus on from the methinks-thou-dost-protest-too-much dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Amazon has officially denied that the recent outage of its EC2 and Elastic Block Storage cloud platforms was the result of an attack from Cyberdyne Systems' Skynet sentient computer system, declaring humanity safe after all. 'From the information I have and to answer your questions,' a spokesperson explained, 'Skynet did not have anything to do with the service event at this time.'"

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  1. Oh, haha. by cyberfin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A humorous comment from Amazon. Many clients, not laughing.

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  2. Re:I think it was Digg taking down Reddit by peragrin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Digg no longer has any tiger teams, however they do have a very scary looking LOLcat team.

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