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What Kinect Could Be, But Probably Won't

An opinion piece at CNN looks at Microsoft's Xbox Kinect, praising the system's capabilities not for gaming, but for what it does to the video viewing experience. "The idea of being able to ditch your table full of remote controls and just use your hands and voice to interact with the TV is compelling. It's much nicer than QWERTY keyboards, which are a terrible idea in the living room. It's also better than Wii-like remote controls, or even using an iPad or smartphone as your TV remote, a feature that cable companies are increasingly rolling out." The problem, as they see it, is Microsoft's inability to actually bring this into common usage for regular television viewing. "It seems like the company is tied too much to the Xbox's substantial gaming revenue to split the Xbox TV stuff off as a separate product — even though there's a huge population of non-gamers who probably have no interest in buying an Xbox." Perhaps this is something that can be addressed by others when the Kinect SDK is released.

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  1. The very few times... by SilasMortimer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...that Microsoft comes up with something very cool on its own (i.e., without buying someone else's product and rebranding it), they have this frustrating tendency to screw it up with unimaginative business practices. In this instance, I give it at most two years before someone comes out with a similar product that will immediately charge to the lead in the market. At that point, Microsoft will try to catch up and that's what they'll be doing all the way up to the point where they discontinue the product. Their reliance on product limitations as a business practice may have helped them in the early years, but it's been a long time since it's been of any benefit.

    I'm not a fan of Microsoft (though they make THE best keyboard with their Natural Ergonomic 4000), but I can only think that this is seriously frustrating for people who work there.

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    1. Re:The very few times... by IDK · · Score: 0

      ...that Microsoft comes up with something very cool on its own

      IIRC Microsoft didn't come up with it, they just bought the technology from another company. Although Microsoft did develop the software, which probably is a rather large part in it.

    2. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The software runs on XBOX which is exactly what people don't need to use kinect on their hacks.

    3. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, even though Microsoft spend an enormous effort into the Kinect development, the original technology was bought by company acquisition, no?

    4. Re:The very few times... by benjymouse · · Score: 4, Informative

      Then you don't recall correctly, obviously. Microsoft did actually develop Project Natal within its own organization (and through a wholly-owned subsidiary). They are using hardware developed by an Israeli company.

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    5. Re:The very few times... by SilasMortimer · · Score: 1

      I had no idea. Why I assumed that this was different from any other Microsoft product without first checking is beyond me.

      Other than that, I stand by what I said.

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    6. Re:The very few times... by pasv · · Score: 1

      IMHO: Microsoft has been failing at mobile markets, it has openly stated that it doesn't see value in *pad/*tablet because it can't see it as being an irreplaceable entity. Well they jumped on the bandwagon too little and too late and now they have a real chance to gain power in new markets to make up for it. It's not news that the desktop market is still widely dominated by them but what will become evident (if isn't already blaringly obvious) is that the desktop is soon to see extinction. I don't mean that desktops will stop being used I'm saying you will be reading your slashdot from your tv, your phone, your pad, or perhaps another interface that has yet to be imagined/developed much more than that bulky thing under your desk. Anyway the new interfaces are being made now and if they have any sense they will make this tech cheaper (mass production) and start licensing with the next DVR installed in your house. I'm no fan of microsoft, but as a passive observer and a speculative commentator it seems almost too simple to me.

    7. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that they try to stitch everyone back to windows.
      I don't like being stitched! Do You?
      Aren't most devices non Windows related.

    8. Re:The very few times... by illu · · Score: 1

      As I recall they did buy the company that developed the "ZCam" 3D camera. But then they went with another technology entirely with the Kinect.
      (ZCam used time of flight, Kinect uses structured light)

    9. Re:The very few times... by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      Hmm..... I thought one read slashdot via a desktop machine because one's job necessitated being seated in front of desktop machine for 12 hours a day.

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    10. Re:The very few times... by citizenr · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Then you don't recall correctly, obviously. Microsoft did actually develop Project Natal within its own organization (and through a wholly-owned subsidiary). They are using hardware developed by an Israeli company.

      reposting my old comment:
      "Actually NO, That "most successful company to ever exist" spends $600 million developing kinect (developing means running around buying out companies like 3DV Systems) and writing skeletal reconstruction code (that has a 0.5second LAG, just try playing Adventures and then compare lag to Fitness that doesnt use skeletal code and doesnt lag at all) ... and in the end used PrimeSense Reference Design because what they developed in house DIDNT WORK."

      and:
      "Its merely a partner agreement between Primesense and Microsoft. Microsoft doesnt own a single bit of hardware technology that goes into Kinect."

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    11. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop drinking the tech blogger kool-aid. Whatever you read it on, it's still a fucking computer.

      During your rambling, pointless paragraph I was quite surprised to see no mention of "the cloud" or changing my paradigm.

    12. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, they brought the technology from PrimeSense a Israeli company. Notice the kinect hardware is pretty much "raw" and most of the processing to make it useful is done on the XBOX. However kinect got famous for being easily hacked up into several projects which don't need the XBOX, people just replace the Microsoft's invention with their own code.

    13. Re:The very few times... by gilleain · · Score: 1

      Stop drinking the tech blogger kool-aid. Whatever you read it on, it's still a fucking computer.

      During your rambling, pointless paragraph I was quite surprised to see no mention of "the cloud" or changing my paradigm.

      Hah! Also : I change my paradigms as often as I change my pants, and the only clouds I see are those in my coffee.

    14. Re:The very few times... by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      MS is milking the Xbox exactly the way they should.

      If they spin off an Xbox TV console, they will be diluting the Xbox brand. In marketing, brand dilution = death.

    15. Re:The very few times... by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a fan of Microsoft (though they make THE best keyboard with their Natural Ergonomic 4000),

      And it only took them how many years to make the "Natural" keyboards more or less right? The original had the home row keys higher than the surrounding keys, forcing your finger to actually move farther than on a normal keyboard. Besides, this is the best keyboard.

    16. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you 100% microsoft needs to adapt to the new world of computers. In the begining of the computer revolution, when there was nearly no competition, this practice may have worked for them but now it is just silly!

      On a side note, I too have a Natural Ergonomic 4000 and it is most certainly the best keyboard on the market. As much as I hate M$ I have to give them kudos for that! My wrists have not hurt in a very long time due to owning one and I highly recommend it to anyone who spends a significant amount of time typing!

      p.s. If you wait till Black Friday to get one Best Buy normally has them for $20 or so which is much better than paying the normal price

    17. Re:The very few times... by SilasMortimer · · Score: 1

      Those Kinesis keyboards look pretty damn awesome and I suppose they're the best if you can budget it, but when you take price into account, I still have to give it to the Microsoft one. And I know, it took them a long time to get to it, but it's there and it's good and it's cheap and the next time I'm in the market, it'll be that one that I compare others to.

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    18. Re:The very few times... by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      For me, the most desireable remote control would be via by touch-screen smartphone. It's small, can use touchscreen gestures, (or motion gestures if you wished), has a usable touchscreen keyboard (for searching and direct channel access), and is a usable size. If the damn thing had an IR transmitter, it would be perfect. I used to use my Palm Treo for this, but its IR transmitter was very poor.

    19. Re:The very few times... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      So the least liked mobile OS on the least liked mobile HW will destroy the second most popular mobile platform? No, Android (#1) will force the iPhone into the same proportion that Macs are going against Windows this decade. While those two will push MS/Nokia into the position Macs had vs Windows in the 1990s. While pushing Windows/Macs into the same position vs mobiles.

      Nobody needs native Exchange support when Zimbra and other platforms replace and open Exchange - except people staying locked into the MS monopoly, which is not necessary on mobile. And FYI, MS servers are far behind Linux in general, while MS cloud solutions barely exist, and don't even register against Amazon and other actual cloud platforms.

      Kinect was a good idea that MS bought, and dumbed down with the MS SW driving it. Only when it was hacked open by other people did it become a good idea that worked really well for more than just a niche of Xbox gamers.

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    20. Re:The very few times... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, they could just issue the next gen Xbox that does exactly what Google TV does. The Xbox brand would just mean everything on your TV, from TV to Web to gaming to movies to personal desktops.

      And then Google TV would probably just beat it in the market with the far better integration with the Internet by the far more open platform.

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    21. Re:The very few times... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      In the begining of the computer revolution, when there was nearly no competition

      When was that? Except for the late 1990s - early 2000s, when the MS monopoly killed practically all competition, there has always been extremely fierce competition through the entire past 35+ years of "the beginning of the computer revolution".

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    22. Re:The very few times... by camperslo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that they try to stitch everyone back to windows.

      Well if it is just to watch video, being stitched to the xbox 360 may not be such an ideal thing either if you care about the environment and watch quite a bit. For light use it is fine, but beyond that it becomes a bit like using a power hungry Pentium 4 desktop to replace a 5 Watt router.

      The xbox uses 150 Watts or so, the current generation of the Apple TV about 2.5 Watts (yes there's a decimal point in there!). Those figures don't count the displays of course. An iPad uses about 6 Watts including the screen. For a mobile device, it does surprisingly well with games.
      A Wii (without display) uses somewhere around 15 Watts. PS3 power consumption is quite high, similar to the xbox 360.

      It's desirable to be aware of how much power things use so we can make the optimal choices to match our needs. It's interesting to entertain the idea of using technology that one might be able to sustain in a home with solar panels or in a city feed from low-impact sources.

    23. Re:The very few times... by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then by your comments about Microsoft NOT actually making the Kinect, Are we to assume you make everything you claim to make?
      When you make dinner, do you raise the cattle? Do you grow your own wheat? Do you make your own cheese? Do you even make your own beer( I have friends that do that and its not that hard to do)??
      Microsoft was at the helm the entire time this product was being developed and created. So what Steve Balmer didn't actually sit there and hand craft the molds for the plastic to be poured into to make the shell.
      AntiMS fanboyism at its worst.

    24. Re:The very few times... by davester666 · · Score: 2

      People at work think I'm crazy, but they also know when I'm reading /. because I'll be flailing my arms like crazy because I use my Kinect to scroll and type.

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    25. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly, the 1b deal with nokia will flush nokia into oblivion.

      FTFY.

      Native exchange support

      ActiveSync is what constitutes "native Exchange support" on Windows Phone 7. Hate to break it to you, sport, but both the iPhone and Android licensed ActiveSync from Microsoft for iOS and Android. So they have "native Exchange support" too.

    26. Re:The very few times... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      For me, the most desireable remote control would be via by touch-screen smartphone. It's small, can use touchscreen gestures, (or motion gestures if you wished), has a usable touchscreen keyboard (for searching and direct channel access), and is a usable size. If the damn thing had an IR transmitter, it would be perfect. I used to use my Palm Treo for this, but its IR transmitter was very poor.

      Saint Steve has your every desire satisfied. Well, some of them, anyway.

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    27. Re:The very few times... by amnesia_tc · · Score: 1

      I could've sworn I'd seen an article a few weeks ago saying the Wii used more power than the PS3 Slim and the new 360.

    28. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Nokia N900 has a built in IR transmitter. Shame it doesn't have a reciever for learning, the apps to make use of it aren't great either, but they do the job.

    29. Re:The very few times... by cavreader · · Score: 1

      Ah the old desktop extintction theory. People and companies can't even get off IE6 and you expect them to change direction and use "Cloud" services. And by the way way wasn't the Cloud called hosted services just a few years ago? MS is a big software company that can't just turn on a dime and enter into a whole new product line. A new product line that is more hardware than software focused. Apple has always targeted hardware and software but MS targeted software on commodity hardware which meant limited involvment with the manufactures. Apple has experience in managing hardware and long time associations with tech hardware vendors. They are also using this presence to make it harder for any of their competitiors to get into the supply chain. If MS used the same tactics Apple is using the today I am pretty sure Redmond would be under siege and people would be calling for grand juries and indictments for unfair trade but since it's Apple that's different.

    30. Re:The very few times... by cavreader · · Score: 1

      "Nobody needs native Exchange support when Zimbra and other platforms replace and open Exchange" - You might want to calculate the time and money it would take for companies to leave Exchange which is one of MS's strongest products and also add Active Directory to that same category. And "FYI, MS servers are far behind Linux in general" . Please quantify "behind"? There are the right tools for the right jobs and getting hung up on the particular company providing the tools places unnecessary limits in achieving the best solution.

    31. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PFFFFFT. THey just need to call it "Kinect TV" and make sure all their ads say "...and you don't even need an Xbox!"

    32. Re:The very few times... by tepples · · Score: 1

      And then Google TV would probably just beat it in the market with the far better integration with the Internet

      Not as long as all major TV networks continue to block access from Google TV devices.

    33. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was shown ActiveSync on iPhone last week, my current contract, replace it. No more need be said.

    34. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't I reading the tech blogs buddy. Quite the opposite. Its actually from me going out and selling to various companies (50+ employee bracket). For the first time in years I can approach a business head and say "would you like cloud" and they say "yes, because I visited a conference on that last week and its the future of where things are going".

    35. Re:The very few times... by hobarrera · · Score: 0

      Software? The only reason I didn't insta-ditch the CD was in case I needed it if the keyboard broken and warranty wanted everything back. There's no need for any software for just using a keyboard.

    36. Re:The very few times... by KingBenny · · Score: 0

      all your base are belong to us? lol, that took me a while (i'm right, right, or am i wrong ?)

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    37. Re:The very few times... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Took ME a moment to realize what you meant (the mobile site isn't showing me signatures), but yes, that's the first part.

    38. Re:The very few times... by exomondo · · Score: 1

      and in the end used PrimeSense Reference Design because what they developed in house DIDNT WORK.

      What was it that they developed in house that didn't work?

  2. Explain to me... by Servaas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How would the Kinect be used as a TV remote replacment? Swipe left for down channel, right for next? Up for volume up and down for volume down? Ok now I want to jump from channel 34 to 21, what swipe gesture would I use for that? How about channel info? Will there be Kinect gesture classes in our children's school years? I hear people talking about the Kinect like its the second coming but other then specific problems that could be addresed by it for the most part its the child like idea of of having a Minority Report interface that has people excited.

    1. Re:Explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The idea of being able to ditch your table full of remote controls and just use your hands and voice to interact with the TV is compelling."

      voice

    2. Re:Explain to me... by Derekloffin · · Score: 2

      Presumably al non-simple functions would be controlled by voice, but frankly, I'd hate that. Like you say, the whole Minority Report thing often gets people excited, but in the end, the classic solution is less intrusive and more accurate.

    3. Re:Explain to me... by Mark+Hood · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have the same problem - remembering the passage from 'Hitchhikers' talking about how buttons on equipment gave way to touch controls, then to gestures... Meaning you had to sit infuriatingly still if you wanted to keep listening to the same station.

      So either you have to accept that someone will change the channel every time they stretch (or throw their hands up in exasperation at a missed goal) or introduce a 'get the TV's attention' gesture. Yoo-hoo, I'm waving at you....

      I see they're talking about using voice too - so I guess it's that, but how are you going to turn the volume down when it can't hear you over the sound of the movie? Or when someone happens to speak the keyword in a show you're watching? (Which reminds me, if anyone had that 'clapper' thing, did it turn your lights off whenever the ad for it came on?)

      If someone gets it right, I'm all for it - but I just don't see it. 'Who wants a beer?' *hand goes up* *tv changes to Lifetime* *thirsty guy gets beaten*. I'll stick with my Harmony remote, to replace all the others - and I don't even need a webcam on 24/7 in my living room, with all the privacy implications that has.

      Mark

      PS We once had a TV at school which was had an ultrasonic remote (this was something that came out either before or in competition with IR). One of my classmates discovered that their sneezes were perfectly pitched to the 'change channel up' signal. Sadly it was hay-fever season, so they had to sit outside while we watched something about Henry VIII and chuckled uncontrollably whenever we remembered it.

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    4. Re:Explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It could be used as enhanced voice command. Kinect has cameras and 3d detection, so it is possible so see that you are giving commands to the TV and not chatting with someone about the sport channel. If the resolution is enough it could read your lips to have even better voice recognition. It could even help disabled persons.

      Imagine you're on the phone, TV is getting louder you present you hand to the TV to mute it or even power it off. It could detect that everybody left the room and pause the movie. The is a lot of potential.

    5. Re:Explain to me... by ThunderBird89 · · Score: 1

      Most likely that way, but that can also be handled by your run-of-the-mill webcam with some machine vision, especially that most webcams also carry a mike. I don't really see how 3D vision can improve video playback experience...

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    6. Re:Explain to me... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Could be done. Something like tapping your hands together twice in succession to enable the controls, and have them revert to locked after ten seconds of no commands. But even then, it's got issues of viewing angles and placement that will mean it's impractical for many. My family TV, for example, would need a FOV of somewhere around a hundred degrees in order to cover all three of the sitting places - and one of those is often used while lying down.

    7. Re:Explain to me... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Yeah, with the next step to pause the commercials if there's nobody watching it.

      Technology that can be turned against you will.

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    8. Re:Explain to me... by SilasMortimer · · Score: 4, Funny

      I kind of like the idea. Particularly if I can specify what words are used for the commands.

      Firstly, I would name my entertainment unit Telebot. The command to power on would, of course, be "entertain me." Thus, to turn on my entertainment unit, I would say:

      "Telebot, entertain me!"

      And simply changing the channel is boring. I could go two ways on this: The command could be "transform to [number]" or "adjust your frequencies to channel [number]". Mute would have to be activated with "Telebot, silence!" and deactivated with "Telebot, you may proceed." All successful commands would be acknowledged with the OSD saying "Yes, Supreme Overlord" and unsuccessful commands would elicit "Does not compute", after which it would be properly contrite following some suitable punishment I have not thought up yet. The only trouble would be making it respond to an imperious tone and ignore all others.

      Man, I'd actually start watching TV again if I could do that.

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    9. Re:Explain to me... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I imagine every treckie would make the power-on command "On screen."

    10. Re:Explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remote controls need 6 buttons: UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, OK, CANCEL. Everything can be controlled with these buttons and well designed on-screen menus.

      Most receivers show a list of channels when you press OK. Then press UP or DOWN to move through the list and LEFT or RIGHT to jump by whole pages. OK to switch to the selected channel, CANCEL to exit the channel list without changing channels.

      Use the CANCEL button to open (and close) the menu, UP/DOWN/LEFT/RIGHT to navigate, OK to select.

      I think you can come up with six clearly distinguishable gestures. I don't know how practical pointing is with the Kinect, but that might be an option too. Even so, I'm skeptical if gestures and pointing are more practical than even a very limited remote. Someone will have to do a demo and test it on live couch potatoes.

    11. Re:Explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, for me personally I use mouse gestures to control a large part of my internet browsing experience. Back in the day I even used it to open programs and so on.

      Swipe right in firefox to go to the next tab, swipe diagonal down-left to minimize, backwards c to close tabs, left swipe to go back, circle to reload, and so forth. Now, does this mean my keyboard is unnecessary? Nope. But it means that for those little things I do here and there it's far more convenient than having to get my hand off the mouse and hit ctrl-tab/ctrl f4/backspace/f5 or even moving my mouse to hit specific buttons.

      What I'm trying to say is, yeah completely replacing the remote is probably more irritating than anything. But volume control, mute, channel surfing, power on and off, switching to different media inputs, and so on can probably be done with kinect gestures for a little bit more convenience.

      Turn your hand in a clockwise motion? Fast forward. Counterclockwise? Rewind. Palm facing the tv? Pause. Downward chop? Play. Upward chop? Stop. Gradual raising of hand? Volume up. Gradual lowering? Volume down. Right flick of the wrist? Next chapter/Up a channel. Left flick? Previous chapter/down a channel.

      There's a lot of potential, but the things the designers need to know are

      1: Only do the ones that are most common. We don't need a gesture to do each channel number.

        2: Make sure you don't need more than one hand. Convenience is what matters here.

      Also figure out how to turn on and turn off gestures somehow. I don't want to suddenly max my volume when I'm stretching during a movie.

    12. Re:Explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, sure, if you want to replace a good remote with one that only has 6 "buttons" you can do so. But I also regularly use the number buttons to pick my channels more quickly. I use the "Input Source" button to switch between devices, and would rather not have to add an extra step "Menu->Input Source->Cable", When watching DVDs , I use the pause, play, rewind and subtitle buttons. Our cable box has a DVR button, which I'd want to keep because the Cable-Box's Menu is slow and annoying to launch.

      I don't want to have to learn that many gestures. I just wish the "Universal Remote" makers could actually make a remote with all the functions I want on it.

    13. Re:Explain to me... by gilleain · · Score: 1

      "Yes, Supreme Overlord" ... following some suitable punishment ... The only trouble would be making it respond to an imperious tone and ignore all others.

      Perhaps some sort of throne you have to sit on to issue Telebot commands? Or some cape pseudo-peripheral?

    14. Re:Explain to me... by icebraining · · Score: 1

      I doubt that anyone will prefer navigating a list to simply pressing a couple of numbers to get to any channel. Until we can say "vee aitch one" and have it switch channels, a numeric keypad will probably be the most practical system.

    15. Re:Explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do. The channels which I watch with any kind of regularity are sorted first in the list, where I reach them with UP/DOWN zapping. I don't watch the other channels often enough to remember their number, and the numbers change when new channels become available or channels drop off the list. I haven't changed channels by pressing a number button in a long time.

    16. Re:Explain to me... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2

      I don't see why a basic hand vocabulary of 5-20 gestures from American Sign Language couldn't be the global standard for "talking" to Kinect. Why would children need school for that when they'd learn it earlier, faster and better just "watching TV"?

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    17. Re:Explain to me... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Yes, because Kinect can't distinguish between highly specific hand gestures and cheering for a football game. It's just like 1970s ultrasonic TV remote technology. Typos make keyboards useless. Slippery joysticks prevent gaming. The mouse is too imprecise for drawing.

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    18. Re:Explain to me... by mikaelwbergene · · Score: 1

      And naturally the un-undoable one;

      Telebot, MAX VOLUME.

      TELEBOT, OH GOD, OH GOD, LOWER THE VOLUME! WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME!?

      (Caps actually used to illustrate shouting, go figure.)

    19. Re:Explain to me... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I hate voice controls, I've got a rather deep voice and when I'm using voice menus sometimes the phone system can't pick up my voice at all no matter how loudly I yell at the damned thing. Google seems to have done a lot better with whatever they're using on Android, but it still has issues.

      Voice recognition from across the room is even more complicated.

    20. Re:Explain to me... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Would it respond each time after the 50th by showing a really good Jean-Luc Picard facepalm?

    21. Re:Explain to me... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      You could set the volume to 10*(n-1)%, where n is the number of words in the command, and the command must contain the string 'sound,' 'volume' or 'audio.' That way the more treknobabble you make up, the louder it gets. 'Mute audio' gets you silence. 'Activate sound system' gets you 10%. 'Sound system to low' for 20%. Right up to 'Initialse the multiaural projectors for enhanced signal transmission via atmospheric vibrations' to get full volume.

    22. Re:Explain to me... by dasdrewid · · Score: 1

      I know this is supposed to be joking, but I want this sooo bad now...

      "Telebot, you are dismissed!" - Powers off

      "Telebot, make me a sandwich!" - Tunes to the cooking channel

      "Telebot, make me laugh!" - Tunes to Comedy Central

      "Telebot, make me cry!" - Tunes to Fox News

      "Telebot, make it rain, bitch!" - Tunes to the Weather Channel

      "Telebot, hold!" - Pauses the DVR

      "Telebot, kill!" - Turns to Lifetime and stops responding to instructions

      "Telebot, where is/are my ____?" - Brings up a cool "scanning" video, with crosshairs and google maps and random windows with text flying by while it says "Scanning...Scanning" over and over. Then it stops, jumps to an rendering of "R.U.D.I." from the Jetsons which says "Up your butt!"

      I am easily entertained...

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    23. Re:Explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.primesense.com/gallery.asp
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F08-dtoVfSs
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrU-lC2c2Jk
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgPVGHXF5O4

    24. Re:Explain to me... by chrispalasz · · Score: 1

      "Explain it to me"... ok It doesn't have to be as stupid as your lack-of imagination makes it sound. The remote control can come in the form of on-screen menus which users can use hand motions to swipe at. They could make a motion that brings down a digital pad for punching numbers or whatever else you might want, or else just a white board where you can draw the command you want in the air with your fingers.

    25. Re:Explain to me... by sznupi · · Score: 2

      Commands being drown out by the sound of the movie is a non-issue; not when the listening device can get the "pure" movie audio and subtract it (and even when it can't, ambient noise cancellation works fine with few microphones)

      --
      One that hath name thou can not otter
    26. Re:Explain to me... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      it could read your lips to have even better voice recognition

      You could even control TV while sitting comfortably in one of the Pods, together with your crew mate (the one carbon based & not in hibernation)

      --
      One that hath name thou can not otter
    27. Re:Explain to me... by grumling · · Score: 2

      How about a Twister interface: Left foot Yellow == channel up. Right hand blue + left hand green volume down, etc.

      --
      "Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."
    28. Re:Explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried helium, maybe you could keep a bottle of the stuff by the phone.

    29. Re:Explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CAPTAIN: Main screen turn on!
      KATS: All your base are belong to us

    30. Re:Explain to me... by tepples · · Score: 1

      I don't see why a basic hand vocabulary of 5-20 gestures from American Sign Language couldn't be the global standard for "talking" to Kinect.

      For one thing, other countries' Deaf communities might feel left out.

    31. Re:Explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an incredibly awesome idea.

      Except I guess then deaf people would have to be careful when they are signing and watching TV.

    32. Re:Explain to me... by brkello · · Score: 1

      Gesture creates and overlay on the screen, then you have an icon on the screen you can manipulate with your hand (like a mouse arrow) and there you go. Really, wasn't that hard.

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    33. Re:Explain to me... by drb226 · · Score: 1

      pause the commercials if there's nobody watching it.

      It sounds way creepy, but it'll be standard in a decade or two...

  3. Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer my QWERTY keyboard. (a really nice clicky Unicomp spacesaver by the way)

  4. MS + XBox + Akamai by Sla$hPot · · Score: 1

    Let the XBox be in a tablet format.
    That would be a powerful combination. Winning!!

  5. Merry Easter and Happy New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New easter year! WTF is easter anyway? What is it already, and what is with the rabbit? And eggs? And worst of all, no presents! Whose fucking idea was this then?

    1. Re:Merry Easter and Happy New by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It's several different holidays rolled into one, due to the tendency of religions to steal from each other. The rabbit and eggs are old pagan fertility symbols, and the name itsself is a corrupted name of a pagan goddess. Christians incorporated them - it's not clear if they simply co-opted an existing festival, or if they came up with their own at around the same date and over time the two merged together.

  6. FARTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With channel blasting.

  7. 12 watts of power, right? by migla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not to be a party-pooper, because different interfaces should be explored, of course, but for day to day usage I could, on principle, not justify using a TV remote that draws 12 watts.

    --
    Some of my favourite people are from th US; Vonnegut, Chomsky, Bill Hicks.
    1. Re:12 watts of power, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be a party-pooper, because different interfaces should be explored, of course, but for day to day usage I could, on principle, not justify using a TV remote that draws 12 watts.

      Kill the project. A random pseduoanonymous commenter has a principled stand against it.

      Your principles are neither universal nor binding upon others. Consider the energy cost of an Xbox media center remote. Consider the energy cost of batteries. Consider the ease of installing solar panels. I'm a' risk it.

    2. Re:12 watts of power, right? by migla · · Score: 1

      I didn't even hint at wanting to kill the project. In fact I said "different interfaces should be explored, of course". By that I, of course, meant that different interfaces should be explored.

      I, for one, would not be using the kinect as a tv remote in my day to day life, however. I also said just that,

      --
      Some of my favourite people are from th US; Vonnegut, Chomsky, Bill Hicks.
    3. Re:12 watts of power, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're worried about the 12 watts to the Kinect, you should probably shut off the Xbox as well. I can heat my living room with that thing.

  8. Stupid. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think that there is a reason that this guy is writing opinion pieces for CNN, rather than actual strategies:

    Microsoft's "unwillingness" to split off some sort of 'xbox TV' thing: So, the kinect is a ~$100-$120 device(and Microsoft is apparently not making a loss; but not trying to mar a launch by gouging). On top of that, it needs a host device to run the body-detection stuff. So, you might be able to do an 'xbox TV' for a bit less than a base-model xbox SKU+Kinect, by going with a weaker CPU and no GPU; but such a device would still cost much more than a universal remote and not so much less than the base model xbox that it could really differentiate itself.

    "Table full of remotes": Y'know why you have so many remotes? Because you have a zillion sucky little set-top-boxes that require more fiddling than joe user is willing to devote to the problem to get working together nicely. Guess what problem your 'xbox TV', no matter how magical the input experience, won't solve? Oh, yeah, that one. Consumer video is a mess, with endless fast-replaced devices, minimal control standardization(and what standardization there is, as with HDMI CEC or Cablecard, is either a few rounds short of fully baked or a failure by design), and some fairly entrenched players who have absolutely no intention of being shoved out of the way so that you can use the box you want to, rather than Scientific Atlanta's latest sick effort. That is the hard part.

  9. This resembles TV Shop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    In commercials you always see how some ordinary thing is so very difficult and cubersome to do. You know... "Vacuuming under the sofa is so hard and the vacuum cleaner doesn't fit there well and you have to (*gasp*) kneel down and it still won't be perfectly clean... But if you buy Super Cleaner (TM) RIGHT NOW you'll...". At that point, every regular person should go "Excuse me? I've vacuumed under the sofa and it's not that difficult, really". The commercials are trying to create a need that doesn't exists because there is a product that has been designed to fulfill that need. This sounds similar.

    The reason why it's difficult to come up with a replacement for a remote is that there isn't any real need for that. Are the remotes really that hard to use? You pick one up. lay on the sofa and can do anything with a small finger gesture. I don't understand why they're trying to create need for a replacement with those very artificial sounding arguments. "It's hard to pick up the right remote"? Oh please...

    1. Re:This resembles TV Shop... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      In some cases it is hard. you can have 4-8 remotes to control your fancy tv/audio setup.

      what is really needed is a standard set of controlling codes for remotes. so you don't have to go through the often lengthy and wrong procedure of trying to teach a remote all the codes that it might need.

      a universal remote often sacrifces ease of use for features.

      --
      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    2. Re:This resembles TV Shop... by wertigon · · Score: 1

      It *is* a hassle of keeping track of those five remotes for your TV, sound system, DVD, VCR and HTPC... If you've ever been part of a family, chances are you have to spend ten minutes looking for that dang DVD remote since some family member has put it in the most improbable place possible.

      But I feel the solution isn't gestures, but rather having a TV with a built-in harddrive and codecs so you have a single HTPC+screen.

      --
      systemd is not an init system. It's a GNU replacement.
    3. Re:This resembles TV Shop... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      It *is* a hassle of keeping track of those five remotes for your TV, sound system, DVD, VCR and HTPC... If you've ever been part of a family, chances are you have to spend ten minutes looking for that dang DVD remote since some family member has put it in the most improbable place possible.

      We have a very low-tech solution: we bought a basket. All remotes live in the basket, the basket gets passed around. Done.

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    4. Re:This resembles TV Shop... by donutface · · Score: 1

      In commercials you always see how some ordinary thing is so very difficult and cubersome to do. You know... "Vacuuming under the sofa is so hard and the vacuum cleaner doesn't fit there well and you have to (*gasp*) kneel down and it still won't be perfectly clean... But if you buy Super Cleaner (TM) RIGHT NOW you'll...". At that point, every regular person should go "Excuse me? I've vacuumed under the sofa and it's not that difficult, really".

      This style of advertising seems to be much more common in the U.S (Maybe Canada but I've only spent a few hours there) than in Western Europe. Our advertisers tend not to treat their target audience like retards as that means that only retards will relate and buy their products.

  10. Or just licence the tech from the original company by AdamInParadise · · Score: 1

    If it was such an interesting feature, TV manufacturers could just licence the tech from PrimeSense, the company behind Kinect, and built it straight into TVs...

    --
    Nobox: Only simple products.
  11. Qwerty in the living room by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

    The article says a qwerty keyboard in the living room is a bad idea, without explaining why. So, why?

    Thanks.

    1. Re:Qwerty in the living room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article says a qwerty keyboard in the living room is a bad idea, without explaining why. So, why?

      It's not cool enough.

      (Seriously, I doubt there is any real reason. A wireless bluetooth keyboard would work fine in a living room but there is probably computer syndrome involved where anything that uses a keyboard or mouse causes the user to drop 30 IQ points at the sight of it [See "can't find the 'any' key"])

      From a more pragmatic perspective, a keyboard is not ideal for this situation generally since it would be either opaque (Every letter key maps to a different function, eg. Press A to switch TV/AV) or slow (Type "channel 35<enter>"), I don't see the problem with a universal remote honestly. The idea of waving at the TV to call up a channel menu then raising and lowering your arm to scroll and then forming a fist with index finger extended to select a channel is cool from a novelty perspective but is a rather expensive toy for such a limited use case.

    2. Re:Qwerty in the living room by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's a bad replacement for a remote control. You want a remote. You don't want to have to rub your belly and pat your head to change your television's view mode from Stretch to S.Stretch, so Kinect is a bad replacement too.

      Try running XBMC with just a keyboard sometime and tell me how you like it.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Qwerty in the living room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because to most people, they are scary!

      I have a wireless one in my living room and it's fine. When not used it tucks away under the coffee table, invisible. When I need it, it's there as a high-bandwidth input device.

      Sometimes being able to type part of a show name to search for is way faster than scrolling around like an idiot.

      But remember, for 99% of the public: keyboard = scary! Hard! Anything with more than 4 buttons is too complicated for your average mouth breather. Hell, we live in a society where people bitch about the difficulty of drag and drop to copy files. Seriously. The ultimate goal is to dumb everything down as far as possible.

    4. Re:Qwerty in the living room by jtmach · · Score: 1

      I run XBMC with just a keyboard all the time. I have a Logitech DiNovo Mini in the living room, and I almost never use the mouse mode, which leaves me with just the functionality of the keyboard. The only real issue I've run into is that the Mini doesn't have function keys. So I couldn't close the Netflix plugin, autohotkey fixed that right up.

    5. Re:Qwerty in the living room by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      your memory must be better than mine, I can never remember which key does what except for the biggies.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  12. what h2g2 has to say on the matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chapter 12

            A loud clatter of gunk music flooded through the Heart of Gold cabin as Zaphod searched the sub-etha
    radio wavebands for news of himself. The machine was rather difficult to operate. For years radios had been
    operated by means of pressing buttons and turning dials; then as the technology became more sophisticated
    the controls were made touch-sensitive - you merely had to brush the panels with your fingers; now all you
    had to do was wave your hand in the general direction of the components and hope. It saved a lot of
    muscular expenditure of course, but meant that you had to sit infuriatingly still if you wanted to keep listening
    to the same programme.

  13. Wow, talk about a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All you need is two people who wanna watch TV, for the matter let's say a husband and his wife, and all they have is one TV that has no remote - both can control it by merely moving their hands, and lord knows Mr. Something doesn't want to watch that reality show that Mrs. Something really likes. Five minutes later, and they're using they hands to kill each other, not control the TV.

    Not to talk about when they reach out their hand to grab a tissue from the table, but the TV mistakes it for a shutdown command.

    Here's one idea you'll soon forget but read about nine years from now in a "list of the 2010s dumbest ideas" on the Internet.

  14. Re:Kinect hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True, but in case you missed the point, people are only interested in the hardware which is exactly what Microsoft didn't develop. The XBOX is utterly irrelevant when hacking around with kinect.

  15. Want! by llordreefa · · Score: 1

    Especially if it will respond with Majel Barret's voice.

  16. 1984 by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Kinect uses a camera. If you want to use gestures to turn the TV on the camera has to be on all the time. For me thats a little bit creepy. I know kinect just turns the image it gets into a model, but what if the suppliers of the equipment sell the data it collects to advertisers? How much time do you actually spend in front of the TV? Do you listen to music? What music? When you rent a DVD how many people are actually watching? Is that more than the DVD was licensed to be viewed by?

    And so on.

    1. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinect uses a camera. If you want to use gestures to turn the TV on the camera has to be on all the time. For me thats a little bit creepy. I know kinect just turns the image it gets into a model

      The Kinect has 2 cameras, one webcam that takes standard video and a depth camera that operates in infrared. There's also a microphone. [Yes, everything you need to be spied on in your own home, just add Internet connectivity!]

    2. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you use your browser, I guess you trust it not to sell your passwords and credit card information, don't you? You trust your ISP (or your OS) not to sell your browsing habits to advertisers, either. You trust the cook of a restaurant not to use rotten meat in your meal. You trust your government to spend your taxes wisely. And so on.

      Sometimes, this trust is misplaced, and you learn not to use unknown browsers, or go to shady restaurants.But thankfully, the world isn't all black. There may be agencies, like the FCC, that ensure your phone won't explode when you use it, or consumer associations that list untrustworthy suppliers. Something like that may be established to ensure you have control over the informations in your home.

      I'm currently working on smart homes, and it makes me a sad to know that, when I suggest using camera, most people will just say "not in my house", despite the usefulness such tools may have. It may not be as cheap as other sensors, and may require a bit more power to run, but it allows access to informations no other sensor may provide, and therefore better services.

  17. Wrong. Not even close. by jamesl · · Score: 1

    The problem, as they see it, is Microsoft's inability to actually bring this into common usage for regular television viewing. "It seems like the company is tied too much to the Xbox's substantial gaming revenue to split the Xbox TV stuff off as a separate product â" even though there's a huge population of non-gamers who probably have no interest in buying an Xbox.

    Sales as a separate product would be incremental and would not hurt Xbox or Kinect sales to gamers. However developing and supporting an interface between Kinect and all the world's TVs and cable boxes would be ... difficult ... and not worth any incremental revenue.

    The market for universal remotes is not an attractive one.

    1. Re:Wrong. Not even close. by Locutus · · Score: 1

      revenue is 2nd fiddle at Microsoft so don't think revenue is all that important. They have Windows and MS Office supplying billions in profits so things like the XBox, Windows for devices, Zune, etc are all products with the primary purpose to protect the profit machine and limit or restrict growth of a potential competitor to that profit stream. That's how and why they can lose 10s of billions on Xbox and keep doing it or lose around 20 billion on the Windows CE base. For 20 years their PC OS has been their one and only profit generator and protecting that has been their number one job and it shows. The ultimate one hit wonder. So don't bet too much on revenue or profits directing how Microsoft operates its fringe products.

      LoB

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      "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
    2. Re:Wrong. Not even close. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      youre ignoring the fact that profits on their fringe products DO influence their decisions. If they see something as just a loss with no possibility of working out, they shelve it.

      I always laugh when people say the xbox is losing microsoft money. Those nubers are just hardware sales - in other words licensing and live subscriptions are not taken into account. Sure they lose money on hardware, but they make buttloads off of everything else. Sure, they have sources of revenue, but in the end they still have to answer to their shareholders. Losing billions on an entire branch of the company, well, that wouldn't look to good now would it?

    3. Re:Wrong. Not even close. by jamesl · · Score: 1

      Locutus said, For 20 years their PC OS has been their one and only profit generator ...

      Fiscal year 2010 operating income:
          Windows & Windows Live -- $12.977 billion
          Server and Tools -- $5.491 billion
          Microsoft Business Division -- $11.776 billion
          Entertainment and Devices -- $679 million

      MSFT Annual Report
      http://www.microsoft.com/investor/reports/ar10/10k_fr_dis.html

      It turns out that you are wrong.

    4. Re:Wrong. Not even close. by Locutus · · Score: 1

      All but the Entertainment and Devices div are based on the Windows OS or tied at the hip to it.

      Windows and Windows Live - Windows OS
      Server and Tools - Windows OS
      Microsoft Business Division (aka MS Office, etc ) - Windows OS

      Entertainment and Devices(aka Xbox, Windows CE ) - Xbox is Windows 2K based but a fork so this applies. But, considering they spent over $20 billion or so to get here, they'll need another decade to get in the black there IMO. Just look at BING, it bleed $2.3 billion in 2010 and $1.6 billion in 2009. The Xbox product line looks like it might be the only product outside of stuff directly PC OS related but then again, XBox v3 is supposedly in the works and due out in a couple of years. That'll be another billion or two expense in marketing and product development and who knows if they'll have another multi billion dollar write off over hardware issues.

      You take away the PC OS and they've got nothing they could live off of and that is how it's been for 20 years. The did make profits off their Microsoft mouse and Microsoft keyboard products. I'll give them that.

      LoB

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      "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
    5. Re:Wrong. Not even close. by Locutus · · Score: 1

      they only shelve the product if it has no use or purpose protecting their Windows OS position. MS Money lost but somehow they have Intuit stuck only supporting Windows so they're happy to let MS Money go. MS Flight Sim doesn't have any use protecting or advancing Windows market. shelve it. Anything else that could be considered leverage to keep a competitor to Windows at bay is kept up and they'll spend billions doing it. MSN, BING, etc are examples. Silverlight is a give-away and they'll dump millions into that even to the extent of paying large vendors to go to Silverlight as opposed to Adobe Flash. Windows CE has cost them something like $20 billion in losses over the years but it kept Palm OS from growing into a threat( Palm helped too ). There's lots of examples of this protectionism because the Windows OS and their products tied to that directly (MS Office, MS Server, MS SQL, etc ) bring in the profits investors see. Look at their quarterly and annual reports and you'll see billions in losses.

      Xbox does show up as pulling in profits now but I still see billions needed to break even since they have lost billions developing it and for the first many years. What was it, $1.3 billion they had to write off just to deal with hardware issues after the 360 was released. If they could operate on the current version for another 5-10 years they might get out of the hole but Nintendo and Sony are not standing still and new consoles are due in a few years. Billions more will have to be spent with probably a billion just on marketing so more comes out of the hole.

      BTW, look at MSN/BING since it lost $2.6 billion in 2010 and a few billion in 2009 and another billion before that. The Windows OS still brings in enough bacon shareholders are holding pat for now.

      LoB

      --
      "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
    6. Re:Wrong. Not even close. by jamesl · · Score: 1

      Let me introduce to you,

      Office for the Mac ...
      http://www.microsoft.com/mac/products/

      Microsoft OneNote for the iPhone.
      http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/microsoft-onenote/id410395246?mt=8

      Office Web Apps
      http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/web-apps-help/create-office-documents-in-your-web-browser-HA101812526.aspx

      At one time, Microsoft was the largest maker (aside from Apple) of software for the Mac. Maybe it's still true.

    7. Re:Wrong. Not even close. by Locutus · · Score: 1

      MS Office for the Mac...so what, it's a fringe product? They were once going to cancel MS Office for Mac until they needed to kill Netscape and signed a nice deal with Apple netting Apple a $100 million or so. For that money Microsoft did Internet Explorer for Mac and from noises we also heard they were required to keep MS Office for Mac going.

      MS OneNote for iPhone is a new one on me and is _way_ out of character for Microsoft. Besides the bits and pieces of things on the Mac, Microsoft would not support products on other platforms no matter the device. They often used 3rd party deals for those times they needed to leverage something on another platform. Things like MS IE for HPUX and Solaris but these were always killed off later since they had no intention to keep these going. But the OneNote app for the iPhone is very interesting. I do see Microsoft hired a 3rd party to do a multi platform OneNote client though. I doubt there is much income and profit from that.

      MS Web Office whatever. It is probably tied to MS IE some way(silverlight probably) or another. Not sure what they plan on or do charge for using it and it's probably tied in with MS Office licensing. In 5 years maybe it'll be something and have a financial impact on the company.

      But MS OneNote for the iPhone, that is pretty amazing. I wonder how that got pass3d Ballmer.

      LoB

      --
      "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
  18. Linux in my living room by VortexCortex · · Score: 2

    "What the Kinect Could Be, But Probably Won't" -- Been there done that -- TFA should be called, "What Kinect & LIRC hackers have realized is really lame way to control a TV or computer."

    The article says a qwerty keyboard in the living room is a bad idea, without explaining why. So, why?

    Thanks.

    Because Dvorak is so much nicer.

    On a serious note, I don't see keyboards going away any time soon (or ever). I can type almost as fast as I think and 8 times as fast as I can get my voice recognition software to recognize.

    What I am seeing more of is Computers. Everywhere. In portable phone & tablet form factors, as mp3 players, as game consoles, set-top boxes and routers... Even in the dash of some cars.

    Once we realize that TVs are just big computer screens, and a general purpose "desktop" computer can perform all the tasks that we currently use the set-top boxes for, it won't seem too strange to just use your keyboard in the living room. Google TV already does this... For typing in a search or composing text/emails, nothing beats a keyboard. If I'm near my computer, I use it to send text messages.

    Hell, I even have a wireless USB keyboard hooked up to my XBox360 -- It's much quicker/nicer than the overpriced controller mounted keyboard.

    We'll always need a pointing device -- I prefer a Wacom pen-tablet/mouse pad, but I could see a Kinect filling this role. In fact, I've used my Kinect to control the mouse pointer, but the CPU usage is ridiculous when you consider how little my Wacom uses and how much more precise it is.

    As for Kinect controlling the TV -- Well, I've done that. It wasn't that hard. I've been using LIRC to control my TV with Linux for quite some time. Linking LIRC to a gesture recognizer (libFreenect + OpenCV) was a piece of cake, but not really worth it. The Kinect is far less efficient and precise than either my truly universal remote (which I use to control both the TV & computer with via LIRC), or a simple keyboard / mouse combo. Seriously though -- WAY too much CPU consumption when you consider how little an IR remote, keyboard or mouse/pen tablet consumes...

  19. Well they managed to do it for Gfx cards... by ljwest · · Score: 1

    People made the same argument amount about graphics cards... that the revenue from gaming was so large that the cards could never be "separated off" for for general purpose- or scientific- computing. But now general purpose computing on graphics processing units is an industry with its own conferences, journals and "off-the-shelf" vendors even though only a tiny fraction of graphics cards end up in such clusters. Now, I don't know about the feasibility of using a Kinect in the manner suggested, but revenue from gaming is not going to slow them up. If there is another "buck" to be made, it will be made.

  20. I can see it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    XBMC: Kinect Edition

  21. Easy answer by __aailob1448 · · Score: 2

    Microphone in the kinect. Just speak "channel 34" or, even better, "CNN sports".

    Any further questions?

  22. Wow, what "news". by drej · · Score: 2

    I don't know what's the most ridiculous; The headline (since when is "what could be but probably won't" news?), the fact that these news start with "An opinion piece at CNN" (opinion /= news) or that the whole idea is so utterly stupid that I can't help but facepalm (which would probably entice Kinect to delete the channel or something).

    Next up: Some guy on the street says cars could run on liquid gold soon but probably won't. In his opinion car manufacturers could produce cars running on gold for 5$ less than the average gas-guzzling car and thus eliminate the demand for oil.

    1. Re:Wow, what "news". by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

      Just because you're entitled to have your opinion doesn't mean it's worth sharing. Liquid gold cars cheaper than oil is actually not possible. Kinect eliminating TV/media/Web remotes for everyone is clearly completely possible, except that Microsoft is probably not capable of doing it.

      BTW, just because you're entitled to have a limited HCI interface design imagination doesn't mean it's worth expecting that from good designers.

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  23. TV? by DingerX · · Score: 1

    First, a cabled keyboard that weighs at least four pounds doesn't seem like the best TV remote out there.
    Second, what is this TV you speak of? Oh, you mean that tech from the twentieth century?

    Seriously, a PC, and internet connection and a huge screen is becoming increasingly viable as a television replacement. Microsoft may have trouble putting Kinects on set-top boxes, but eventually, even the Cable companies and their vaunted "digital cable" will fall.

  24. Google TV by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    It's obvious that the miraculous "convergence" of TV and Internet people (especially financial people) have been talking about for over a decade is simply Kinect + Google TV.

    It's also pretty obvious that monopolism and patents (monopolism) will prevent Microsoft and Google from allowing that. At least, Microsoft's desperate clutch on monopoly rather than value will prevent its Kinect from putting Google atop that converged platform, leaving MS doing the dirty work while Google's brand and revenues shoot up on it.

    If only Google had bought Kinect to market it instead of Microsoft. Maybe it's not too late for Google to get "3D movie recognition" to the masses on a more open platform. Microsoft will fight that literally to its dying day.

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    1. Re:Google TV by gig · · Score: 2

      Ridiculous. Google TV is just a PC. It's obvious people don't want a PC in their living room. It's obvious Google can't design its way out of a paper bag. It's obvious Google has no idea how to make a consumer product. Google TV did not sell. More people buy an Apple TV every week than all the Google TV units that have been sold in its lifetime. For the price of a Google TV, you can get an Apple TV and an iPod touch to use as remote and for apps. Then you can look something up on the Web or tweet without taking over the TV screen and destroying the experience for the people you're watching TV with, which Google TV forgot all about since it is built for lonely nerds. Adding a Kinect only makes Google TV that much more expensive and makes the whole idea even crazier.

    2. Re:Google TV by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, it's obvious that you don't have a Google TV unit. Especially not one integrated into the TV. The difference in form factor is everything to the mass market. And the difference in open platform from what you do understand is also obviously unknown to you. Nobody's developing apps for Apple TV except Apple, but the Android that is Google TV is where all the developers are and are going.

        Google TV doesn't have to take up the whole screen. Picture in picture is standard in the HW, OS and default apps. And the API lets any mixture, whether PIP or (transparent) layers, work under the whole OS.

      I expect that Apple will have Google TV apps that are as big in the GTV platform as MS apps have been on Macs. Or else, if Apple is as unable to compete without a platform lockin crutch, that 3rd parties will copy Apple's techniques into GTV apps. Probably MS will do it eventually, when its desktop business isn't as big as its Xbox (gaming/media) business.

      Google built (or rather designed for partners like Sony and Logitech etc to build) Google TV for lonely nerds. Who are the people who Google relies on to produce Internet and media apps and content, which evolve winning ways that big app/media corps copy (and acquire). Which has done extremely well for Google on desktops and mobiles. It will do even better on TV. Especially since Google will now have complete coverage everywhere people are networked together.

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  25. Why wait for the SDK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has been hacked and you can program against it now: http://www.ideum.com/blog/category/kinect/

  26. Using Kinect Now by Shamanin · · Score: 1

    Kinect is already available for programming against (see http://www.ideum.com/blog/category/kinect/)

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  27. Logitech Harmony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One remote to rule them all. Not to sound like a commercial, but I did have a bunch of remotes for lots of different components: TV, receiver, BD player, cable box, etc. Now I have just one: a Logitech Harmony One. It takes a little while to set it up with all of your components and to define the macros and special buttons that you want, but once you are done, you're set. Now if the Kinect could properly understand me waving my middle finger in its general direction...

  28. Kenitic + 3D animation software = ....... by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 1

    I would love to see a hack that would allow people to use the Kinect with programs like 3dMax and other 3d programs. It would be awesome to be able to download or create a 3d model and then use the kinetic to animate the models and easily make your own animated movies.

  29. Price too high, set-up too much, false positives by gig · · Score: 1

    Kinect is almost twice the price of a set-top computer such as Apple TV or Roku. Even if it came with a free set-top, it is too expensive for the set-top market. And an Xbox and Kinect cost more than an Apple TV and iPod touch, which also gives the user a device for apps while they watch, like looking up things on the Web or tweeting or voting on American Idol. And more people know how to use an iPod than Kinect.

    What would be needed is a $99 set-top that has a built-in cheapo Kinect. Maybe just a webcam. That is also needed because the people who don't want to get an Xbox also don't want to plug in accessories. Plugging AC and HDMI into the TV is already pushing it.

    And finally, wouldn't the Kinect be triggered accidentally by people moving around as they watch TV? Like waving around as they watch a sporting event? It's the same problem as voice activated TV, where the main problem is that most of the words the TV hears are not for it. Most of the movements the Kinect sees would not be for it. It might receive a command only once every 1.5 hours. Who wants to have a movie stop because they clapped their hands?

    So ultimately, Kinect is for games. Gesture control of a TV will likely require not just some Kinect software, but a new Kinect designed specifically for set-tops, not game consoles. It would have to be cheaper, easier to set-up, and smart enough to know when it is not being talked to.

    The problem is, even if they could work all that out and do a Kinect TV for $99, Microsoft won't build it because they think of a giant noisy Xbox as their set-top and they don't want to cannibalize.

  30. PrimeSense Living Room Entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PrimeSense (original source for the Kinect) has been touting that use-case for years:
    http://www.primesense.com/?p=563

  31. Stupid-PCs in TVs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's another thing, Microsoft really does want Microsoft in every living room, either as a game console, or media player, and maybe soon, personal computer. Selling a peripheral that doesn't need Xbox doesn't further that goal.

    1. Re:Stupid-PCs in TVs. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I got the impression that the opinionator was looking for a microsoft box, just one that wasn't an xbox. Even in that case, I would be shocked if MS bit.

      "Media center PC"(in the generic sense, whether MS, Myth, whatever, based), is sort of a niche category and has stubbornly remained so. I wouldn't be surprised to see some sort of Kinect SDK integration eventually; but such an offering would end up being more expensive than the xbox equivalent, and rather more complex to use.

      Some hypothetical TV-only box, produced by Microsoft, seems to be an even weaker case. Judging by the roku appliances, apple TVs, and assorted networked media streamer widgets, you apparently can't get a network-connected STB device with reasonable codec support and some general purpose processing power to the shelf for under $80 or so. $100-$150 for the ones with a nicer CPU, or an onboard disk, or other premium features. A base model xbox is $199. Since the Kinect alone is ~$100, any sort of TV-only Kinect device isn't going to come in at much under $180. And, for Microsoft, such a device would mean a completely different development branch, no cross-compatibility with even casual xbox games, no opportunity to upsell you on full games, etc. Producing such a thing would just be stupid.

  32. Sustainment problems by Shoten · · Score: 1

    The real headache of integrating a system so that it can control home entertainment systems is the tremendous number of systems with which one must integrate..and the ongoing maintenance of that integration. Every new Blu-ray player, tv set, cable box, etc. means at the very least a sanity check on remote settings and at the very most a whole effort around producing a set of new commands. Multiply that by every vendor of note, and then add the update feature. Even Logitech had to buy another company to get this right; it's a HUGE pain in the ass.

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  33. Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy by jd2112 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that whenever I hear of Kinect-controlled TVs thinks of the Sub-Eartha Radio on the Heart of Gold, where you had to remain perfectly motionless in order to remain listening to the same station?

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  34. QWERTY keyboards in the living room by ffflala · · Score: 1

    Since when are QWERTY keyboards a terrible idea in the living room?

    I picked up a Logitech diNovo Edge wireless keyboard a few years ago, and I very much prefer it to any remote control I've come across. Its volume slider alone is a more sophisticated, responsive, and precise approach to the three-button, louder/quieter/mute approach every remote has. Same with the horizontal and vertical scrolling touchpad. Searching for specific media? Keying in precisely what you're searching for will almost always be faster than browsing.

    When it comes to remotes, there is no standardized button layout. Great, so I have to memorize new positions for each and every new device, even though the functions are the same! Even better, frequently remotes will have prominently-placed buttons that simply do not do anything, since you don't have the corresponding device, service, or configuration. Even the button layout is awkward: you can probably change the channel and adjust the volume without looking, but many other functions will require you to look at the device. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that remote control design is intentionally inefficient, as it would increase the time spent browsing.

    I can imagine voice command being more efficient for some functions, but I cannot imagine a Kinect being a quicker and/or more convenient way to access so much functionality, unless the precision increases by an order of magnitude or two -- precise enough to use finger-entry on a virtual, QWERTY keyboard, basically.

  35. PrimeSense!! by 00011011 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft didn't develop the depth imaging technology used in the kinect. The company that did (http://www.primesense.com/) is in a much better position to market the technology to television manufacturers, etc. In fact, they already are (http://www.primesense.com/?p=563).

  36. voice control is a bad idea by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The idea of being able to ditch your table full of remote controls and just use your hands and voice to interact with the TV is compelling."

    voice

    You'll never be able to watch that Top Gun disk ...
    "EJECT EJECT EJECT" ... bzzzt disk ejected.

    And you'll never be able to finish Casablanca:
    "Play it again" ... player loops back to scene 1

    And no police action dramas.
    "Police! Stop!" click ..

    And Ah-nold will just endlessly loop ...
    "I'll be back" loops to previous scene

    And forget about "Spaceballs"
    "password is 1 2 3 4 5" ... wrong password - device locked!

    And all those westerns ...
    Hold it right there ... paused

    And all your porn will be reduced to 20 seconds
    Faster! .. 2x
    Faster! .. 4x
    Faster! .. 8x
    Faster! .. 16x
    Faster! .. 32x
    Faster! .. 64x .
    Faster! .. plaid .

  37. Funny as hell... by Lumpy · · Score: 0

    "The idea of being able to ditch your table full of remote controls and just use your hands and voice to interact with the TV is compelling."

    So the reporter did not know that for LESS than the price of the Xbox device you could have bought a Universal programmable remote and Ditched that table full of remotes for a SINGLE remote?

    I love tech reporters that do not know ANYTHING at all about tech.

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  38. Micorsoft doesn't own the technology - duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only see one other comment mentioning PrimeSense, the owner of the technology. I would guess Microsoft has only licensed the technology for use with the X-Box. Now looks like they should've bought the company.. but surely they have an exclusive license for the gaming uses?

    Search on https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=predator+image+tracking+camera to see that other advancements might be more appropriate for tv control. Advertisers might like to know who's watching.. so expect to see it soon?

  39. Dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    article answers it's own question. Microsoft HAS release a windows SDK so 3rd party developers can create whatever they want, including a bullshit tv remote app.

  40. xbox 360 and Kinect can already do all of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you watch the Microsoft keynote. it's either coming or already here for the movies and TV shows on xbox live. you can navigate it with your voice, including music, pause, play, movie name, genre. etc.

    As many have mentioned, it works better than it does with the 'fictional' TV scenario. You can also do some swiping to move forward and back (scene by scene)

  41. wrong people by pbjones · · Score: 1

    I like and own several MS hardware items, and they usually work better/well when compared to similar priced items. BUT having followed the path of this device I feel that it is in the wrongs hands, I don't think that it is part of MS focus and so it will get marginalised, and even forgotten once they need another game feature to trump the others. The only hope that I see for it is to have a 3rd party develop uses for it.

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  42. Altenate input device for the disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm personally more interested in the use of the kinect as an alternative input device for those with poor fine motor control. Similar to the above (for controlling a TV), but also for use in controlling a mouse, using onscreen keyboards, etc. with much smaller motions. The hardware in this device is surprisingly good and a software package that would allow the gestures to be "programmable" (maybe head up for mouse up, maybe arm up,...) would be awesome.

  43. Sounds like the parts are all ready. by AdamThor · · Score: 1

    Someone should just hack one together. Why even bring the kinect into it? The motion tracking PhD project that was on here a the other week (wasn't it released open source?), or one of the packages that people in comments claimed rendered it no big deal, plus a usb webcam and an atom powered computer with a IR interface should render this possible for a determined hacker. Shouldn't it? At least as far as channel + / -, Volume + / -, and input increment goes.

    Sounds like a nice bag of hacker-points just waiting to be claimed. Probably get you a whole basket of page views on your blog.

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  44. Nobody thinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really want to be waving your hands in front of the TV to fast forward a movie or interact with on screen menus? People always claim about how innovative and ground breaking something is, Microsoft introduces "Minority Report" style control of a user interface, but then so few people actually put any practical though into the idea.

    The biggest problem with this concept is ambiguity in the motion capture. If you are playing a game then it is intended that all movement and motion in front of the TV is going to be mapped to game movement. However, watching a movie how are you going to distinguish the difference between someone waving their hand with the intent to fast forward, or someone that just happened to wave their hands because they talk with their hands, or gets up to go to the washroom or something.

    So, no, I don't think this is ground breaking or revolutionary and its not going to replace a remote control because of the stupidity of the thought that waving hands in front of a TV is more practical and preferred method then pushing a few buttons. Touch screen monitors have been around for 20+ years and they have not entered the desktop PC market in any significant way, people still prefer using a mouse and keyboard, the same goes for Kinect and controlling your entertainment system.