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Bin Laden's Death Being Used To Spread Malware

wiredmikey writes "Following the successful operation by US forces to kill Osama bin Laden, Internet users are searching in the masses for any details about the incident they can find. Cyber-criminals know this and have already been at work to 'poison' common search results hoping to gain access to people's computers and infect them with malware."

94 comments

  1. First... by webmistressrachel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Death.

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    1. Re:First... by webmistressrachel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Actually, this isn't offtopic. Look at all the spam that follows - just shows that people don't care about America's scapegoat for all the world's problems. However, my 1st was kinda naughty - but it had more of a troll flavouring than an offtopic smell to it.

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    2. Re:First... by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      ...America's scapegoat for all the world's problems...

      Very well put... too bad nobody hears

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    3. Re:First... by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I've lost loads of karma on this article. I've been on Good for ages, and been getting positive mods, but a couple of Trolls and Offtopics and I'm just "Positive" again.

      It was beggin for it. Sorry folks.

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    4. Re:First... by clang_jangle · · Score: 0

      You really need to include other activities in your life besides obsessively posting here.

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    5. Re:First... by NotAGoodNickname · · Score: 1

      The Osama Bin Laden dead article has over 1300 comments so apparently people do care. This particular story is about Malware, something different. Please try to keep up. Thanks

    6. Re:First... by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with a fast follow-up?

      I think your behavior in this discussion answers that question pretty well, frankly. Probably when the high wears off, you'll see that.

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    7. Re:First... by MikeDirnt69 · · Score: 2

      And I thought Bin Laden had karma issues...

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    8. Re:First... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point taken. It was fun while it lasted... I've never posted such a bad crapflood before. And I've been punished for it, I

      can't post now and I've got Bad Karma.

      webmistressrachel

      ps... this...

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      Using tor now...

    9. Re:First... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expecting to be modded down now, I just want to find out if the IP ban moves when I login somewhere else...

      Last Post.

    10. Re:First... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Not only that but it is amazing to me how the MSM of the entire planet is buying this bullshit! You telling me the US military, the same bunch that files EVERYTHING in triplicate, didn't take any pics of the body? Which they just so happened to bury at sea so you can't even do an autopsy to see if it is the right guy or if he was a little moldy, like say, ohh I don't know, he has been dead since 2004?

      Maybe if every blogger starts screaming bullshit we might get some answers but I have a feeling short of a Payton Manning Wikileak style info theft we won't be getting the truth from this cabal. For those that don't know here are the facts: FACT...We have not seen a single moving video of OBL since 2004 ALL that has been released since then is a voice over still pictures. FACT..the only evidence we've had that OBL was alive was the CIA saying "yep that scratchy badly done video has his voice. Uh huh, yep" FACT..OBL had documented failing kidneys in 99 and had been treated in 2000 and supposedly 2002 for kidney failure. FACT..one does NOT survive on dialysis very long and certainly not in the backwoods of BF nowhere without state of the art treatment, I don't care HOW much money you have!

      We're being conned folks, the bullshit is waist deep and rising. The PTBs got their wars and now they needed to kill off their bogey man, so they dump a body at sea and say "yep the bogey man is dead!" and not a single new org is questioning the fact there isn't so much as a snapshot, or the burial at sea, or anything? Well you know what, I killed Jimmy Hoffa! That's right, I shot the man dead while he was on the shitter. Of course I don't have a body, haven't showed you any picks of me standing over his dead ass, but yep, I killed Jimmy Hoffa so where is my book deal?

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    11. Re:First... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trolling at it's fucking best. Burning all that Karma and near enough being fuckin banned for my crapflood today brought you to the surface with one of the most insightful, succint, well-meaning comments regarding America's Neverending War Of Terror I have ever seen anywhere.

      Thank you for making my crapflood worthwhile. ANYBODY who wants to slag me for "trolling" is slagging people who can do it like this. Thank you.

      webmistressrachel (can't damn well post still, but it was worth is, you were the reason I did it, and I just didn't know at the time!

    12. Re:First... by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

      Not a very good troll, if I do say so myself. For a start, I acknowledged this fact and gave the real reasons for posting below, but hours ago.

      Also, it's a noun, not a proper noun; ie malware. But nice try, NotAGoodTrollButITry (19225512).

      webmistressrachel (I never post AC but I'm having to due to moderations on this wonderful crapflood of mine)

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  2. I would never fall for anything like that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    BUy hErB@l \/1aGaRa t0DaY!!!

  3. Friggin' Heck... by webmistressrachel · · Score: 2

    So far all the posts, including mine, are really spammy. I think that tells us just how much anybody really cares that the US finally caught their scapegoat for all the world's ills.

    So Afghanistan was a complete waste of time, then, since (supposedly) they were only there looking for him.

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    1. Re:Friggin' Heck... by black3d · · Score: 2

      So far all the posts, including mine, are really spammy. I think that tells us just how much anybody really cares that the US finally caught their scapegoat for all the world's ills.

      Except this isn't a story about his death. It's a story about malware. The story about his death is over here, with over 1200 comments and counting:
      http://politics.slashdot.org/story/11/05/02/0326243/Osama-Bin-Laden-Reported-Dead-Body-In-US-Hands

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    2. Re:Friggin' Heck... by webmistressrachel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh dear, I'm trolling the wrong forum.. it's ok, I've Karma to burn and a fast connection today! (Slow down cowboy!)

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    3. Re:Friggin' Heck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >implying there are better forums to troll

    4. Re:Friggin' Heck... by webmistressrachel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, you're right. There's no better forum to troll than /. - what I should have said was "I'm trolling the wrong SID". Oh well, 20/20 hindsight and all that...

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    5. Re:Friggin' Heck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >implying implications

    6. Re:Friggin' Heck... by Mikkeles · · Score: 2

      Bin Laden, the gift that keeps on infecting!

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    7. Re:Friggin' Heck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, there will be months/years of High Alerts because of revenge attacks.

      Terrorism is the gift that keeps on giving, even more so than paedophiles.
      With child porn you have to show some results at some point.
      The 'terror threat' is the ever present bogey man where 'no results' just means you've been successful in stopping attacks.
      Any terrorism that does occur gets you increased funding.

    8. Re:Friggin' Heck... by symbolset · · Score: 1
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  4. Yep - got me by cpu6502 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Was searching for Bin Laden news, found a program called "Fox Tab" in the search results, and discovered this PDF creation tool was actually a trojan.
    Dang.
    (thought "open source" was supposed to be safe, but I guess not.)

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    1. Re:Yep - got me by webmistressrachel · · Score: 2

      And as long as people like you continue to fall for it, they'll carry on doing it. Remember, kids, hyperlinks are dangerous! The "Run" dialog box can give your computer measles!

      (GOD DAMN slow down cowboy again... and I'm not even a guy. However, cowgirl would probably get filtered as a sexual position by commercial blockers...)

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    2. Re:Yep - got me by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I admit, the thought of rickrolling folks with a "Bin Laden takedown video" had crossed my mind last night; didn't follow through, though.

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    3. Re:Yep - got me by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1, Redundant

      The internet, where the guys are guys, the girls are guys and the 10 year-olds are FBI agents!

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    4. Re:Yep - got me by RDW · · Score: 3, Funny

      'Was searching for Bin Laden news, found a program called "Fox Tab" in the search results, and discovered this PDF creation tool was actually a trojan.'

      Even worse, I was searching for 'MILF' and I got a legitimate news story about Bin Laden:

      http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/regions/05/02/11/moro-rebels-call-bin-laden-martyr

      ("...He added that bin Laden's death has no direct effect on the MILF.")

      Be careful out there!

    5. Re:Yep - got me by webmistressrachel · · Score: 2, Informative

      -1000 Redundant. Yep, we've actually had this discussion. And, surprise!, I am actually female. I'm ugly, I'm wierd, and I post crap sometimes, but I am female.

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    6. Re:Yep - got me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's OK, I'm handling this one. Welcome to the first ever webmistressrachel crapflood article, I've been saving up the karma for this one... the topic is just perfect. I hope Obama posts so I can bait him...

      ps Just ran out of posts, :-( so posting AC from IE...

    7. Re:Yep - got me by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      I am very sorry. It was a joke. I personally know a couple of girl-nerds and the percentage even seems a bit low on /.

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    8. Re:Yep - got me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, its ok. My parent post was a blatant gender troll, intended to imply that I might not be girl at all... thanks for being nice though.

      webmistressrachel (damn 25 post cap, I was enjoying crapflooding this one, it's my 1st crapflood, what do you think? Can girls pwn SIDs? I think so...)

    9. Re:Yep - got me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your retardation factor has been set to 9.75.

    10. Re:Yep - got me by smelch · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can tell this one is a real woman, look how much she talks but how little she says.

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    11. Re:Yep - got me by blind+biker · · Score: 2

      Maybe because of MILF

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    12. Re:Yep - got me by bjourne · · Score: 1

      (GOD DAMN slow down cowboy again... and I'm not even a guy.

      As in.. post-op? If so, then hello to you!

    13. Re:Yep - got me by webmistressrachel · · Score: 2

      Hey..! Well played, though...

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    14. Re:Yep - got me by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

      That post surely implies that

      a) any real women here USED to be men

      and

      b) that you'd still be interested

      Sorry to disappoint, but I'm no-op, and I don't need one, thank you.

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    15. Re:Yep - got me by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I like cowgirl, its nice and leaves your hands free for lots of naughty touching. You do have to be careful if you girl has nice large breasts though, as you'd be surprised how heavy a female breast can be and head injuries are never sexy.

      As for TFA, is this even news? I remember the same crap back in the late 80s with that Wall Street crash, Black Tuesday or whatever its called. "Spamers use headlines" news at 11. They did the same with Katrina, they did the same with the start of the war in Iraq, they did the same with the Y2K scare, hell they did it with tennis players boobies. Anything they think will get you to click a link they'll use, and just because the headline is a supposedly dead terrorist doesn't change the MO one single bit.

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    16. Re:Yep - got me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off-topic, BUT, I like cowgirl too, as it allows me to teach my man a thing or two about how I like it. Not much danger of breast-related injuries either, as I'm a statistically-perfect 34C, and firm with it...

      Back on-topic, I'm trollin this article for two reasons, 1) my disgust with America finally overflowing onto /., and 2) the topic wasn't going to illicit many Insightful responses, was it? so 3) realised that I would pwn easily if I started early, and I've never tried crapflooding...

      webmistressrachel (damn post cap again!!!) never usually post AC.

    17. Re:Yep - got me by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      That isn't as clear cut as it seems. A male friend of mine talks far more than the female friends I have and says far less.

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  5. We know, we know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They do these with every major event, are we going to get an article each time it happens?

    1. Re:We know, we know by countertrolling · · Score: 2

      Well, it's either that, or another iPhone or Google ad.. take your pick

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    2. Re:We know, we know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vote for the iPhone ad; it's almost as much fun to twit and abuse Apple fanbois as it is AGW denialists and flat-earthers!

  6. And this is news how? by rinoid · · Score: 5, Informative

    Everything is used to spread malware. So Osama rates up there with child porn, penis enlargment, hair loss, belly fat, viagra, cheap drugs, and people wishing to deposit millions of dollars into your bank account?

    1. Re:And this is news how? by webmistressrachel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes....

      And I'll LMAO if this comment gets modded "Informative". Sillier things have happened on /. - I'm pretty sure that the mod system is a placebo for the users, and that it's really a random number generator, or some of the pigeons from PageRank moonlighting...

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    2. Re:And this is news how? by chemicaldave · · Score: 1

      Just a reminder for slashdotters to send another friendly reminder to their elderly parents not to click the tempting links offering videos of bin Laden's death.

    3. Re:And this is news how? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      The question is, why is everyone rooted? Do a simple google images search for any popular celebrity. Click on some images and you'll quickly be redirected to download "Antivirus 2011" or somesuch.

      Its easy to blame Windows users for downloading trojans, but the real question is why isn't anyone securing their websites?

    4. Re:And this is news how? by Draek · · Score: 1

      You forgot Michael Jackson, Heath Ledger, "new and shocking" footage of Lady Di's crash (which should get some traction again due to the british royal wedding), and of course all the fake reports on various entertainers' deaths. Poor Britney Spears died almost every week before I finally got my spam filter up and running.

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    5. Re:And this is news how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and that it's really a random number generator

      pseudo-random number generator...

      I'm pretty sure that the mod system is a placebo for the users

      And why is it I only get mod points myself when I cannot take the time to allocate them properly... you may be on to something here! I had 90 mod points over the last week and I could hardly take the time to spend more than 3-5 or so before logging off. I log back on and wham, another 15.

      My karma is not that good, I rarely provide true insight to a conversation (just supporting arguments), and yes, webmistressrachel, the modding system is completely random around here.

      And I'll LMAO if this comment gets modded "Informative". Sillier things have happened on /.

      (As of writing this comment, it is ranked +5 informative, not by me.)

      News for headlines, stuff that profits...

    6. Re:And this is news how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than the malware he was spreading.

    7. Re:And this is news how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most websites today are built by people that have no idea what they're doing, the more bloat the better apparently, and of course everyone must make things datadriven (even when a simple php or even *gasp* plain html file would've been more then sufficient), combine the two, and you get SQL injections, and in term XSS to nice domains in the former eastern block or in China, then of course everyone also needs to put ads from 50 different ad peddlers on their page, the more intrusive the better, at any time at least 1 of these will be target by a malvertisment campaign. People should be legally accountable for damage caused by crap that used their page as a vector, maybe the first wave of lawsuits against some of these ad resellers will change things, but I very much doubt it.

  7. I also heard that by W1sdOm_tOOth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Elton John is already recording a tribute - "Sandals in the Bin"

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  8. overweaponization last terror threat to world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    besides the weather, of course. with all the positively life extending plans to joyfully disarm ourselves & our 'partners' afoot, that takes care of that. see you at the million babys+ play-dates etc...

  9. They start a new thread to get rid of the trolls & by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The editors start a new thread to get rid of the trolls & you kill it with fp :(

  10. In other news by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    Kool and the Gang has made a big comeback.

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  11. Re:They start a new thread to get rid of the troll by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Yep, this is definitely shaping up to be my article, isn't it? I've burned LOADS of Karma, and it was worth every -1 Troll, -1 Offtopic, etc.

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  12. Do we need to hear about this every time?? by AC-x · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I swear I read this same article every time: "[Insert world event here] being used to spread malware"

    1. Re:Do we need to hear about this every time?? by Exitar · · Score: 2

      Personally I'm waiting for the next step: Slashdot article "[Insert world event here] being used to spread malware" being used to spread malware.

    2. Re:Do we need to hear about this every time?? by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Hurry up and bomb Nigeria, y'all.

  13. Even in death Osama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    continues to terrorize us...

    1. Re:Even in death Osama by Dishwasha · · Score: 1

      Michael Jackson what?

    2. Re:Even in death Osama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Osama isn't terrorizing us, and never was. Any malware terrorism is the responsibility of the writer, and any attacks on tall buildings in 2001 were perpetrated by the US Govt., as an excuse to go to war, for oil.

      I know, know, that's not what you really think, but somebody might read that and suddenly decide that they agree with America's Neverending War Of Terror...

      webmistressrachel (no posts left dammit, but don't like posting AC) (CAPTCHA: nation)

  14. US beheads hydra, saving world from terrorism by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    CHRISTIANABAD, Pakistan, Monday (NTN) — President Barack Obama has announced that the hydra has been conclusively beheaded by US forces in Pakistan.

    Mr Obama said it was "the most significant achievement to date in our nation's effort to defeat the hydra. We can all rest safe now."

    A US official said the hydra's head had been buried at sea, to prevent the grave becoming a shrine. "But trust us — we got the actual hydra, all right. You know how good we are with getting this stuff right."

    World leaders expressed their relief at the hydra having been utterly and completely stopped by cutting its main head off, except those party poopers at Hamas who dared suggest there were people who might be annoyed.

    For many, the bigger question is whether, in the longer run, the hydra's organisation can survive. "The absolutely final and complete really truly killing of the hydra puts the group on a path of decline that will be difficult to reverse," said the President.

    "I suddenly feel much better about America and no longer have any thoughts of revenge whatsoever," said one Afghan teenager whose entire family had been killed as collateral damage by a US bomb. "U-S-A! U-S-A! Coca-Cola! Fox News!"

    US citizens are encouraged to apply to hold official celebratory street parties, under the close supervision of the Department of Homeland Security and the Transport Safety Administration, so that their freedoms may stay protected.

    "Mission accomplished!" said Accounts Receivable at Halliburton.

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  15. Not long at all by motang · · Score: 1

    That didn't take long at all!

  16. MODS by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm ugly, I'm wierd, and I post crap

    +1 informative.

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    1. Re:MODS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I am female

      I think that was the relevant part.

    2. Re:MODS by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I'm ugly, I'm wierd, and I post crap

      +1 informative.

      This has got to be the definition of a slow news day.

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    3. Re:MODS by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

      Yes, it must be. All my posts were at -1 earlier, it would seem that there are troll moderators as well as posters. Seriously, I started this fully expecting to be punished severely, and to be honest, I'm probably doing better than if I'd been Karma-whoring!

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  17. Figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could see this coming, they love to take advantage of anything thats big in the news..

  18. Yeah, but ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... here on Slashdot, its just another excuse to slip in a few more Goatse links.

    Tradition is a powerful thing.

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  19. Re:hmm..., strange by grub · · Score: 2


    Bin Laden wouldn't have said anything, he was a tough nut to crack.

    Talking to the guy would have invited negotiation with him. Then millions in court costs as he's stuck in a jail somewhere. Following that would be the attempts at freeing him.

    Fuck him, he's gone and the world's a better place.
    Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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  20. This is why... by flintmecha · · Score: 1

    ...we can't have nice things.

  21. You know I was half expecting this by JTsyo · · Score: 1

    After I heard the news on the radio on the drive into work. I was expecting some SPAM dealing with this. Whether it be a chain letter or links to bogus sites with promises of the picture. Guess I'm more of a realist than a cynic.

  22. Warmongers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...who can't WAIT to see and celebrate the DEAD GUY.

    God's justice be done!

  23. Re:Evil scumbags by halivar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let us at least agree that Osama died as he lived: violently and without mercy.

  24. Not a random numbers generator. by mmell · · Score: 2
    One day I looked and magically all of my recent posts had lost a point - somebody got himself mod points, surfed out to my user page and modded down every comment I'd made.

    Score: +4 (troll) was the most amusing. Still got karma to burn. Wish I knew who went after me, though. Revenge is sweet (unless your name is Osama).

  25. They did it with the Royal Wedding, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a hacked picture of Princess Diana, no less. http://www.technologyreview.com/computing/37491/

  26. Even in death Osama is attacking us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So even in death, Osama bin Laden is hacking our computers.

    Wait, that's not right...

    1. Re:Even in death Osama is attacking us by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      just redirect /bin/laden to /dev/null, problem solved.

      or play UNIX Navy Seal ... "cat Pb > /bin/laden" and fill him with lead.

      The real way to spread malware in this case would be a headline like "Donald Trump obtains Osama bin Laden video" ...

  27. Best Antivirus 2011 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing but low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worms! Hanging's too good for em. Burning's too good for em! They should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

  28. Wouldn't it only be news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if a major news event wasn't used to spread malware

  29. bin laden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqDOt1ZNteE&feature=autoshare/>

    Hmmm that sure does look like a photoshop.

    He's probably been dead for years anyway....

  30. Even Dead by Nyder · · Score: 1

    Bin Laden causes turmoil for the public!!!

    Guess maybe you don't really die once you hit celebrity status.

    Or is that if you get digitized on the interwebs?

    Dang it, TSA better start groping my email for terrorist, or something.

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    1. Re:Even Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you mean 'grep-ing your email for "terrorist", or something', or something (sic)?

      "Call it a Night, Cowboy!" grrr... it was worth it. This article is pwn'd, reminds me of the /. of old, I don't know how I've done so well actually. The filters are lame. It's kept most sensible discussion off, and I can say I did a proper crapflood (including some damned insightful comments, if I do say so myself) before I died.

      People will show their grandkids the /. archives one day and hold this article in high regard as the epitome of trolling. It might one day become a permanent reference on the "Slashdot Trolling Phenomena" page as both an example of "subtle" crapflooding, and politically motivated trolling, especially since hairy feet came along and made it worth something to me personally, forever, as well as thrilling and fun... We all know America is the new Rome. It had to be said. Thanks Hairyfeet. x

      I'll stop it now. I want my Karma back - I'll never stop trolling, but I've had my fill of crapflooding for one lifetime. Thanks for the great party.

      Now, you'd better let this one post /. ...

      webmistressrachel

  31. Repeat by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Ben Laden was malware. He has been fixed.

  32. This is nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My colleague is an internet marketer. After hearing about Osama's death, he quickly made an 'Osama Bin Laden is dead' fan page and monetized off of it. Bought a domain relating to the page and then setup a CPA (cost per action) advertisement, one of those content blocker things. Him and I also did the same following Michael Jackon's death. He has made quite a living off of it, just by spamming social networking sites and users are duped by their own stupidity.

  33. Re: Photos. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    I can see numerous reasons not to post the photos, at least not immediately:

    1. Why provide further material for you enemies to use to help recruit even more people to their cause?
    2. The burial at sea could be used to identify the vessel (or at least type/class) - from there, knowing the class, and which ships of that class are in the area, identify the crew. Again, any photos or video would have to be sanitized - and then the tinfoil brigade would shout "fake"!
    3. He wasn't living in any cave or backwoods area - he was living in a million-dollar house, and apparently had just come from another such place 3 days before he was killed. "Hide where they least expect you."
    4. If al queda has any proof that bin Laden has been dead all these years, now it would serve their purpose to release it, to discredit the US and Obama. Instead, there've been calls for retaliation - which means they also believe and confirm that the US killed bin Laden Sunday.
    5. bin Laden knew that debate about his continued existence would weaken US resolve to go after him - better to leave some doubt all these years.
    6. bin Laden also knew that it would be possible to analyze pictures for details that could be overlooked - so much so that it's safer to release old photos with tapes. Especially if he wasn't living in caves, which we now know to be the case.
    7. We don't know if bin Laden had only temporary kidney problems, or chronic kidney disease. Even with CKD, people have been known to live 25 years or more.
    8. Even people who would not support bin Laden would tend to look poorly on having pictures of him dead being paraded around as a way of "boasting".

    Add all these up, and there's no reasonable doubt - they got bin Laden on May 1st.