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Global Warming To Hinder Wi-Fi Signals, Claims UK Gov't

radioweather writes with news of a government report from the UK's Dept. for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs which warns of global warming's harmful effect on Wi-Fi and other communication protocols. Quoting the Guardian: "Presenting the report, the secretary of state for the environment, Caroline Spelman, said that higher temperatures can reduce the range of wireless communications, rainstorms can impact the reliability of the signal, and drier summers and wetter winters may cause greater subsidence, damaging masts and underground cables. The threat posed by climate change to internet and telephone access is a rare example of when the developed world would be hit harder than developing countries, which are in general more at risk from increased floods, droughts and rising sea levels. 'If climate change threatens the quality of your signal, or you can't get it because of extreme fluctuations in temperature, then you will be disadvantaged, which is why we must address the question,' said Spelman, 'and just imagine in the height of an emergency if the communications system is down or adversely affected.'"

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  1. UK Government Hinders WiFi by gavron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The UK Government and it's insipid reports hinders WiFi.

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    1. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by mrphoton · · Score: 4, Funny

      no they are right, I just tested it out with the aid of my bath. My wi-fi router does not work under water.

    2. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by donotlizard · · Score: 1

      I trust all reports from the Information Policy Unit. But I only when I'm wearing my government-approved tinfoil hat.

    3. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by matrim99 · · Score: 2

      With the higher temperatures causing more people to bathe and increasing rainfall causing more people to use bathtubs as boats, an economic and societal crisis looms within the bathtub manufacturing industry. "The current bathtub manufacturing capacity simply cannot provide enough new bathtubs to satisfy demand in 30 years", an industry insider stated. No solution is in sight.
      Back to you, Kate.

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    4. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Richard+Dick+Head · · Score: 1

      Sigh.

      We've consumed about 50% of the world's total supply of conventional crude

      The global temperature has risen about 0.7 deg C since 1900

      Now, put it together. 0.7 C * 2 = 1.4 C. A simple conciliatory observation: Yes, global warming is real. No, it isn't bad enough to justify anything other than slight caution.

      Perhaps hunger for grants and funding are to blame for this wide-spread panic? Or is it just plain old chum?

      Caveat Emptor. Ya know, the pediatrician recommended circumcision for my boy, of all things, but, like many doctors, he's Jewish.

    5. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by battling · · Score: 1

      no they are right, I just tested it out with the aid of my bath. My wi-fi router does not work under water.

      Increase the ammount of "gas" bubbles in your bath, and try then :-P

    6. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by trolman · · Score: 1

      Wow. The newspeak is strong in this one.

    7. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by rgbatduke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, global warming is real. No, it isn't bad enough to justify anything other than slight caution.

      It's worth noting that the twentieth century was one of the four most active centuries in the history of the holocene for Mr. Sun, too. In fact, solar cycles 21 and 22 were grand maxima, and 23 was still quite large.

      Solar cycle 24, OTOH, looks like it could be the lowest one in over a century, although it has pepped up a bit in the last two months. At the moment, the global temperature anomaly is 0.1C BELOW the thirty year running mean (and has been for a couple of months now). So yes, global warming is real, but it is entirely possible that its cause is, and has been in the past, the Sun. Not CO_2.

      And real or not -- asserting that it will affect Wi-Fi range simply shows that either somebody dumped lysergic acid into their beer or that there are, quite literally, no limits to the sensationalist lies that people will tell to try to convince people that this particular piece of the sky is falling. Especially when what they should be fearing is the end of the Holocene, or just a simple Maunder minimum. Warm weather is good. Plants grow. People eat. A year without a summer, such as 1816 (Dalton minimum heterodynes with volcanic activity) could kill a hundred million people in a year.

      rgb

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    8. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      there's coal, natural gas and biofuels as well...

      i'm not refuting, just expanding your model.

    9. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sorry, but the GW scientists have proven that the Sun has no part in the global temperature. They used the latest GW scientific method: they took a vote and got a consensus!

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    10. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Arlet · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There's no correlation. The sun has been getting weaker since the 1980's, while global temperature has gone up.

      Compare black line here:
      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Sunspot_Numbers.png/800px-Sunspot_Numbers.png

      With this: http://www.columbia.edu/~mhs119/Temperature/dTs_60+132mons.gif

    11. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Coriolis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At the moment, the global temperature anomaly is 0.1C BELOW the thirty year running mean (and has been for a couple of months.

      Analysing a thirty-year running mean on the timescale of months is statistical nonsense.

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    12. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      You are basing your assumption on all the facts being known. This is a huge mistake, and it's one that the environmental movement and these activist "post-normal" scientists have been making for decades. I would, for example, wait for the CLOUD experiment at CERN to complete before coming to any conclusions.

    13. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      Actually now I mention it, it would take only a change in cloud cover of 1-2% to cause the observed recent warming signal. I'm fairly certain those facts aren't known and that there's precious little historical data on this of any accuracy.

    14. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Coriolis · · Score: 1

      Here is a summary of the IPCC's expected effects from a 1 to 3 degree rise in global temperature. A 1.4 degree rise is by no means trivial.

      Furthermore, you are ignoring the lag in the warming effect of greenhouse gases (CO2 emitted into the atmosphere does not instantly cause warming pro rata), and possible feedbacks in the system (such as disruption to the methane hydrates) that might drive the temperature considerably higher - currently models put the value between 1.5 and 4.5 degrees, I believe, with a consensus appearing to form around 3 degrees. Obviously, that's got a high degree of uncertainty attached, but given the effects of 1 degree, why on Earth would you gamble?

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    15. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Arlet · · Score: 1

      We don't have to wait for the CLOUD experiment to see that correlation between cosmic rays and global temperature is poor after 1970:

      http://www.skepticalscience.com/cosmic-rays-and-global-warming.htm

    16. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      Firstly, skepticalscience is anything but. It's a shill website, so -1 for referencing it. Secondly, the correlation is almost certainly more complex than the simple-minded one demonstrated there. For example, there's a definite correlation between cosmic rays and stratospheric temperature. Moreover, atmospheric temperature is closely related to sea surface temperature (particularly through El Nino and La Nina), so the correlation is more likely to be something like cosmic rays -> cloud cover -> sea temperature -> atmospheric temperature (the heat capacity of the oceans being 1,000 x greater than that of the atmosphere). As I say, you don't know all of the facts and neither does the propagandist who maintains the skepticalscience website.

    17. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Danieljury3 · · Score: 1

      Posting to undo accidental overrated mod. I meant to hit funny.

    18. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Arlet · · Score: 2

      Don't kill the messenger. The graphs from that website are properly referenced. If you have problems with the data shown in the graphs, explain why the source has it wrong, and show better data.

      And if it's more complex, please show your complex calculations how 40 years stable cosmic rays can cause 40 years of warming.

      It's not very scientific to say: "we don't know, therefore it is unlikely to be CO2". In fact, based on all the measurements and understanding, it's very likely to be CO2. Maybe there's a 5% chance it's something else.

      If you visit 20 specialists, and 19 of them are saying you have lung cancer, and 1 says you don't, do you just keep smoking ?

    19. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      I guess you didn't read TFA so I will point out for you that they are claiming that heavy rain and high pressure affects the signal and that things like mudslides and floods can damage infrastructure.

      Both of these things are true. My TV signal degrades in high pressure and rain, as does my mobile phone signal. Admittedly I have not tested wifi but others have. Some villages rely on wifi for broadband access, as do many schools and universities with multiple buildings on campus. There was a story on /. a day or two ago advocating wifi as a replacement for a wired LAN.

      I don't think I need to explain how a torrent of mud or water has a negative affect on electronic equipment like phone poles or cable TV cabinets, not to mention buried cables.

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    20. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to deny the existence of what you're talking about but you have to see it from an outsiders point of view. Stupid scare stories about how wifi won't work from people who don't know their ass from their elbow only makes people turn away from what you're saying. How can anyone take these government institutions seriously when they branch into subjects that it's obvious they have no clue what they're talking about.

      This isn't the first stupid scare story attached to the "because of global warming" trend. It's not difficult to see why no one cares anymore about what people in these positions are saying.

    21. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by delt0r · · Score: 1

      99.9% of these people will just keep smoking. Just like every "sky if falling AGW" wants everyone *else* to fix it, everyone *else* to pay for it, and everyone *else* to be inconvenienced by it.

      I am all in favor of cautionary measures and there are many good reasons to lessen our dependency on oil and other fossil fuels. But the level of alarmisim and zero tolerance for scepticism has got to plain stupid levels. These are *models* that give predictions, they are not *facts*.

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    22. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by youn · · Score: 1

      You mean farting? To be fair, that too should increase the temperature slightly :)

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    23. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Arlet · · Score: 1

      You're confusing scientists with policy makers. The science for AGW is pretty solid. That doesn't mean that alternative explanations aren't welcome. It just means that there are no alternative explanations that make much scientific sense.

      As far as the policy change, that's an area that scientific publications don't usually deal with. They just observe the facts, and provide an explanation. It's up to the politicians and the general public to determine what to do next.

      If you want to do nothing, that's a perfectly fine choice, but it's silly to deny the science, just because you don't want to change.

    24. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

      My god, so millions of people will die in third world countries and we wont be able to tweet about it!?!?!

    25. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by delt0r · · Score: 1

      My point in the first paragraph is that even the people that believe in the worst of the medias exaggerations of AGW don't and won't do anything. Just like the smokers with lung cancer...

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    26. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by tbannist · · Score: 1

      It's not the sun:

      In the last 35 years of global warming, the sun has shown a slight cooling trend. Sun and climate have been going in opposite directions. In the past century, the Sun can explain some of the increase in global temperatures, but a relatively small amount.

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    27. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by tbannist · · Score: 1

      You keep telling yourself that. I think you don't want to see anyone doing anything, so you don't.

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    28. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by indeterminator · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is a perfectly good reason to keep dumping all that CO2 in the atmosphere. After all, we cannot be 100% sure that it will have the adverse effect that all those doomsday prophets keep predicting.

      Btw. I just found out that all this talk about peak oil is complete nonsense. There's no way that oil will ever run out.

    29. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Well, the Left is always bitching about over population. Whatys your problem then?

      (Other than the fact the millions of people WILL NOT die in the third world...at least not from that Hydra called AGW.)

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    30. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Given that the earth is warming, and that we have chosen adaptation over mitigation, it seems reasonable and responsible for a government to determine what would be required to adapt. How much would it cost? Compare this proactive approach to the one taken in Illinois. There the US is blowing up a levee, flooding 100,000 acres of farmland, causing 1 billion in property damage, in order to save a town from flooding: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110502/us_nm/us_weather_flooding_decision

      We get to choose between mitigation or adaptation. Neither one is pretty. It's better to plan up front either way.

    31. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      You seem to think that everything should track on a year by year basis, but that's plain silly. The Earth has an enormous heat capacity, storing energy in the ocean. It is filled with complex feedback loops (many of which are literally loops -- heat transport loops -- that carry heat around the globe in both the oceans and the atmosphere). We cannot even predict the local climate let alone the global one, with current models -- the predictivity of the models a decade out or two decades out is virtually nil. The models themselves are ultimately nonlinear fits to a complex function with more than enough parameters to get good local agreement while still meaning absolutely nothing about their actual correctness. Finally, the most important parameter(s) of those models, the climate's sensitivity to greenhouse forcing, is quite literally being pulled out of someone's (Hansen's) ass -- the long term data (and a certain amount of common sense) suggest that the forcing is small to negative, with CO_2 generally following global temperatures rather than the other way around. There is no real evidence for amplification, especially not amplification at the high end of OMG the oceans will rise to the foothills of the Appalachians and all the polar bears will die in the next twenty years. That's pure hysteria.

      There a number of reasons to be highly skeptical of the AGW cabal. For one, there is such a thing as an AGW cabal, that was targeting CO_2 (and oil) long before there was any evidence or models at all that suggested that it was a problem. It is at this point perfectly clear that the AGW cabal have tampered with data, cherrypicked data, and cooked up fits designed to minimize or eliminate "problems" for the theory, like the medieval optimum and little ice age. How do we know? They have (inadvertently) told us, in outed email messages from climategate and in comments in e.g. Mann's original code. Everybody knows that Mann's infamous hockey stick graph is wrong at this point but -- guess what -- it is still nearly ubiquitous and is constantly referenced whenever the media want to sell news. Disaster is sensational and sells papers or advertising or whatever. The truth is that at best we do not really know if CO_2 is a major influence on climate (as opposed to a minor one responsible for only a fraction of the total warming, one with negative sensitivity rather than strong positive). Claiming that we do know this, and that the world should take enormously expensive steps that create artificial markets and strongly affect things like global poverty as a consequence, is arguably the most irresponsible piece of "science" ever, and one that -- if the solar model turns out to be correct -- will come back by costing every scientist in every field credibility in the eyes and minds of the public. AGW hasn't been advanced like a scientific hypothesis for possible falsification; it has been advanced like a political and social crusade, one symptom of which is the pure crap about WiFi range being reduced due to AGW. What, WiFi doesn't work in India or Saharan Africa (places that are way, way, hotter on average than England)? Bullshit. But there is no piece of bullshit too extreme to be trumpeted to the sky as evidence of AGW or touted as a consequence of the coming disaster!

      Rather than look just at sunspot numbers on Wikimedia or skeptic websites, why not visit a website that is devoted to a systematic review of solar literature and which says very nearly nothing at all about warming, anthropogenic or otherwise? Why not look at the actual long term data for yourself instead of looking at data that has been presented by the (IMO) highly suspect participants in the AGW cabal? There is plenty of data out there to look at, and it stretches (in e.g. ice cores and radioactive signatures) back for far longer than the proxies Mann cooked up (and that continue to be prepared to order today). For example:

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    32. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      Analyze it any way you like. My point was, in fact, the same as yours. If you try to fit a rising curve to the 30 year data and look at R^2, what do you think you get? Especially if you try to fit it to the rising CO_2 concentration, on a scale that doesn't amplify it so that it looks huge by plotting only the change across this timeframe. Especially if you include the uncertainties in the data -- even with satellites and vastly improved instrumentation there is a rather large uncertainty (and a certain amount of good-natured fudging) that has gone into forming the "consensus" global temperature. I'm not complaining -- it is by far the best, indeed the only really accurate record we have of global temperature in a moderately reliable timeseries -- but the fact remains that this record stretches square across two of the three highest solar cycles in the highest, longest solar grand maximum since the seventh milleneum BCE (some 9000 years ago). Expecting global temperatures to plummet instantly in response to cycle 23 (still high, but lower) and 24 (promising to be much, much lower) is unreasonable. In fact, "rapidly" changing the solar heat budget in the negative direction could easily create spikes in temperature because the Earth is a chaotic system. My point is that global warming enthusiasts often point to spiking global temperatures and say "Look, AGW!" even within this 30 year record. They inconveniently leave out the dips, or R^2. There is basically no convincing evidence of AGW over the last 30 years, where convincing specifically means that a fit to a rising trend, given the uncertainties in the data, can be statistically differentiated from no trend at all. And here yes, those nasty old points sub-mean out on the right hand end of the scale do have a rather large impact on R^2, don't they?

      rgb

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    33. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by delt0r · · Score: 1

      I do quite a bit dipshit.

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    34. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I only manage both wired and wifi networks (and have done so in the case of wired back to vampire-tap thickwire Ethernet), so I have no idea what you are talking about. My University's wireless is measureably less reliable during a rainstorm? Oh my, whatever will we do?

      As for torrents of mud or water, yes, I can see where being flooded would negatively affect wifi signals. In fact, I think we should write a whole series of articles to that affect! The People Must Be Told! Not only will their houses be underwater or buried in mud because of our profligate burning of Carbon, not only will they be baked in Saharan temperatures at the same time in withering droughts, but damn, the WiFi won't work either! And hell, since the actual internet goes over cables and fiber underground I guess there goes the Internet as well.

      No, there isn't a hint of hysteria or irrelevance in this. The people must be told indeed!

      I'll tell you what affects wireless -- the damn microwave oven. Every time it goes on, bang, there goes Netflix (over wifi to the wii), there goes my wife's ethernet connection (but not mine, go figure). That's a real, immediate, easily demonstrable effect with consequences right now, and yet it somehow doesn't get magazine articles saying things like "Nuked Food can Cost You WiFi Connection", or "Anthropogenic Popcorn Affects Wireless".

      Mmmmmm, popcorn. Time for lunch -- oh no, the damn eth.a^3@ .... (Network Connection Lost, Do You Want to Restart?)

      rgb

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    35. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by rgbatduke · · Score: 1

      And here you demonstrate the real agenda! Whether or not oil has "peaked" (most unlikely, but say it has) or will run out has nothing to do with AGW! Yet, strangely enough, in any debate of the latter the former is nearly always invoked. Why is that, do you imagine? Also, what exactly does it have to do with the scientific assertion that the actual data unambiguously demonstrates that if we don't take immediate actions with trillion dollar price tags (and quite likely, a price tag in human life as well) we'll have a "doomsday scenario" in a mere fifty or sixty years?

      You seek to tie the two together to strengthen your political desire to move the world's energy production mechanisms away from dependence on oil, I understand that. I, on the other hand, feel pretty comfortable agreeing that we should be moving past the use of oil as a fuel for a lot of reasons that have nothing to do with the climate, while thinking that the assertion that humans have had a major macro-scale impact on the climate are akin to the ant pumping on the elephant and going "suffer, bitch" in the old joke.

      I think there is a lot to be learned from the old adage, "follow the money" in both cases. Look for cases of political alliances such as this one, tying the threat of major disaster (AGW) to the hatred of oil companies and a lingering feeling that cars are still huge polluters because they really were huge polluters fifty years ago and the determination to block things like oil pipelines or even the systematic search for oil in Alaska because if we actually found reserves that were (say) enormous and pushed "peak oil" out for a century or so, we'd cause the extinction of some species of arctic wildlife (and risk ecodisasters in their own right, and terrorist threats, and so on).

      That's all simply lovely, but science is going to determine whether or not AGW is correct, and all of the other considerations including the funding and political machinations attending their conflation into one big story will, in the end, not have the slightest effect on nature, and ignore the other side of the cost-benefit problem being debated.

      To put it another way, if (by chance) global temperatures do start to systematically descend as we can for the first time get actual data on how the sun's state affects climate in a long term downturn brought about by solar state, and it turns out that the AGW hypothesis is systematically incorrect, a trivial correction that we should never have worried about (and never would have worried about if it were not for Mann's hockey stick being made the cover of the IPCC report, because the proxy data to that point pretty much indicated "there's very probably nothing much to worry about") would you suddenly think that oil was great, need to drill more wells? No. But neither would you be so incredibly hot to create artificial controls limiting its drilling and use "because we might run out", or "because it might damage the ecology", not when those very controls increase the profits of the oil companies and create an easily exploited and entire artificial "carbon economy" run by (gasp) The Governments and Rich People. You might at least look at the price tag.

      That's what AGW brings to the debate. You can now say "No matter what the price tag, AGW and flooding and ocean rising and melting of icecaps and damn, look at that, it will affect wi-fi connectivity all you geeks who somehow aren't hopping on the bandwagon, will cost much more," giving Carte Blanche to those that wish to profit from and control something for reasons that have nothing to do with AGW. It's like me saying "We need to make the CDC the largest government bureaucracy because there is a distinct possibility that the next emergent plague will kill more people than AGW" -- a small chance, an enormous consequence. "We need to make NASA ten times larger because of a mix of AGW (which it has made a partial living on for over a d

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    36. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by sorak · · Score: 1

      Well, the Left is always bitching about over population. Whatys your problem then?

      The left likes to bitch about overpopulation, but only the right has the balls to do something about it...

    37. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by sorak · · Score: 1

      My god, so millions of people will die in third world countries and we wont be able to tweet about it!?!?!

      I'm pretty sure we will still get several tweets along the lines of "iPad no work. No wifi. Hv 2 yoose big pc. Sucks!"

    38. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by sycodon · · Score: 1

      I don't know...Stalin and Mao took a pretty good stab at it.

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    39. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what you're talking about. Also I am not from the US so I have no idea about what Illinois is or isn't doing. You seem to completely miss my point regardless.

    40. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

      Firstly, skepticalscience is anything but.

      SkepticalScience is a source of good information that is well referenced from the scientific literature.

      If you don't agree with science, you should join a church, not claim that science is propaganda.

    41. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

      There a number of reasons to be highly skeptical of the AGW cabal. For one, there is such a thing as an AGW cabal, that was targeting CO_2 (and oil) long before there was any evidence or models at all that suggested that it was a problem.

      I strongly suspect that this is wrong.

      Evidence of CO2 causing a problem was available since the late 50s. There was a scientific consensus since the late 70s.

      Who is in this AGW Cabal, and how did it get a hold on every scientific organisation of national or international note?

      Since 2007, when the American Association of Petroleum Geologists released a revised statement, no scientific body of national or international standing rejects the findings of human-induced effects on climate change

      It is at this point perfectly clear that the AGW cabal have tampered with data, cherrypicked data, and cooked up fits designed to minimize or eliminate "problems" for the theory, like the medieval optimum and little ice age.

      Except that all investigations into such matters have shown that not only is it not perfectly clear, its patently false.

      Everybody knows that Mann's infamous hockey stick graph is wrong at this point ...

      Unless this "everybody" person has even a passing acquaintance with science. Nature magazine (you won't know what that is, will you) wrote "Academy affirms hockey-stick graph" in response to the NRC (you won't know who they are either) report that affirmed Mann's results. (Which have since been reproduced many times).

      The truth is that at best we do not really know if CO_2 is a major influence on climate

      That might be the case if we read only industry propaganda. But the greenhouse effect is no secret to science.

    42. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by Layzej · · Score: 1

      The point is, when a government studies how the changing environment will affect their future infrastructure investments, that is not a "stupid scare story". That is called planning ahead, and it is a reasonable thing for a government to do. The alternative is to assume business as usual and deal with the consequences as they arise. That is what they are doing near Illinois at the cost of $1 billion.

    43. Re:UK Government Hinders WiFi by similar_name · · Score: 1

      it would take only a change in cloud cover of 1-2% to cause the observed recent warming signal

      Are you sure? Clouds reflect a lot of solar radiation as well. It's one of the legitimate debates concerning how the earth's temperature is (self) regulated. Raise the temp a little, increase cloud cover, increase albedo. Raise temp, decrease snow caps, decrease albedo. Increase CO2, increase algae, decrease CO2. These are some of the factors taken into consideration by those who choose to spend their time studying it.

  2. To say nothing of the fact that by rossdee · · Score: 2

    global warming will disrupt the economy, and people won't be able to afford internet or phone service

    1. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, global warming will eventually put a big part of London underwater.

      Since wi-fi has a hard time traveling through water, I think the UK government has a point.

    2. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by msauve · · Score: 1

      "global warming will disrupt the economy"

      I'm investing in temperature futures, you insensitive clod.

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    3. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      global warming will disrupt the economy, and people won't be able to afford internet or phone service

      But maybe the disruption will be in a way that cancels out the negative impacts on the economy of the massive shit sandwich of debt that the Democrats who control the US government are shoving down our throat.

      Remember when 300 or 400 billion dollars a year in deficits were signs of out-of-control spending? Well, what do you call it when Obama's MONTHY deficits are reaching the same values as Bush's YEARLY deficits?

      Remember when 5 or 6% unemployment under Teh Eeeevil BOOOOSH! was a sign of mismanagement? Well, what do you call sustained rates over 9% with the beginnings of runaway inflation?

    4. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It costs alot of money to recover from a horrible recession like the one Republicans caused. The Bush recession also decreased tax revenues, making the deficit even worse.

      We are still recovering from retarded Republican policies.

      Can't you fucking morons at least wait till we are finished cleaning up your mess before you moan and complain like this is our fault instead of yours?

      Fuck you, and the dumb, incompetent, disastrous politicians you support.

    5. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by jcr · · Score: 3, Funny

      It will do far more damage to Tokyo, when it wakes up Godzilla.

      -jcr

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    6. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by jcr · · Score: 1

      >We are still recovering from retarded Republican policies.

      I wish!

      No, the Democrats haven't deviated from Bush's policies, they've only accelerated them.

      -jcr

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    7. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like the least of our problems, when climate change is currently giving us a 5.5% lower global wheat yield:

      http://www.scidev.org/en/climate-change-and-energy/solar-power-for-the-poor/news/global-warming-has-reduced-maize-and-wheat-yields-.html

    8. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by L0rdJedi · · Score: 2

      It costs alot of money to recover from a horrible recession like the one Republicans caused.

      When you find yourself in debt, you do not spend more money to get out of debt. You cut spending. Period. It doesn't matter if it's on a personal level or a national level. If you could spend your way to prosperity, everyone would be doing it and the world would be filled with billionaires.

    9. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1
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    10. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by tbannist · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to understand some basics of economics. Government spending stimulates the economy and because of taxes, money spent by the government often comes back to the government in revenue. Stimulus spending can and does prevent the worsening of the economy. The idea being that by limiting the worst of the damage caused by a recession the economy can recover faster and generate more wealth.

      You don't spend your way out of debt or deficit, you run a deficit temporarily during a recession to retain employment. Remember with welfare and unemployment the government is already on the hook for expenses when people lose their jobs. So to a certain point the government is faced with either paying people to do work, or paying people who aren't working. Properly spent, recessionary stimulus spending is also spent on projects that should get done anyway like building infrastructure. Thus there's a triple benefit from borrowing money for stimulus spending: less unemployment, discounted construction costs, and improved infrastructure.

      It may surprise, but national finances are not the same as an individual person's finances.

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    11. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true AC...In this case COWARD is the operative word.

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    12. Re:To say nothing of the fact that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It costs alot of money to recover from a horrible recession

      Eleven words can reveal a lot of economic ignorance. That's as bad as "let's flood the market; it will make the prices go up.".

      Spending money to get out of a recession is as bad an idea as going to a paycheck loan company to pay for your cable bill.

  3. Wow by kpainter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These guys must have some really good drugs.

    1. Re:Wow by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      they're smoking CO2

    2. Re:Wow by xaxa · · Score: 1

      These guys must have some really good drugs.

      Why are you all so negative? I'm sure it was only yesterday that people were complaining the national electricity grids in various countries were outdated. The report begins:

      Sustained, effective operation of the nation’s infrastructure in the energy, water, transport and ICT sectors is vitally important to the performance of the UK economy.

      Americans here often complain about their infrastructure. Well:

      A study by Network Rail has been commissioned (Jul 2010) by the rail industry safety board (RSSB) to look at the impacts of climate change on exposed coastal tracks, embankments and bridges over the coming decades. The project will look at vulnerable coastal lines, the risk of flooding and landslides for cuttings and embankments alongside lines, and the ability of bridges to withstand floods

      (and similarly for roads). Being proactive for this is important -- it's far better to raise a sea wall by a metre or two than to rebuild a railway/road that's washed away.

      An ICT bit:

      The ICT sector needs to recognise its potential role in enabling and enhancing adaptation. Early warning systems, smart equipment, sophisticated and resilient back-up systems and procedures are some of the opportunities for the sector to capitalise on. Improvements to existing products and systems e.g. the smart grid for the energy sector, telemetry for the water, and real time communication for the transport, could also generate profitable ventures.

    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or lack there of...

  4. Scraping the bottom of the barrel by 0123456 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They really are getting desperate, aren't they?

    BTW, wasn't Britain supposed to get drier winters with no snow because of 'global warming', not wetter ones? When did that change?

    1. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! If this is the only thing that we need to worry about, then go ahead, burn all the coal and oil and gas!

      But seriously, there are much larger problems than this non-issue. For example, Bangladesh is very near sea level. Many island nations are near sea level already. Or Netherlands.

      The Netherlands is a geographically low-lying country, with about 25% of its area and 21% of its population located below sea level, and 50% of its land lying less than one metre above sea level.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netherlands

      Significant sea level rise, which will happen, will cause major problems for over 1 billion people living within a few meters of sea level.

    2. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by jez9999 · · Score: 0

      They really are getting desperate, aren't they?

      I may have missed something, but are you saying manmade climate change isn't happening?

    3. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by JDAustin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sea levels have risen and sea levels have fallen in the past.

      Its just civilization has now cropped up and made these changes inconvenient. It used to be that man would migrate if his surroundings became inhospitable. Now they just try and control nature.

    4. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I may have missed something, but are you saying manmade climate change isn't happening?

      Considering that they can't even decide whether 'manmade climate change' would cause drier winters or wetter winters, I think the answer is an obvious yes.

    5. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by hsthompson69 · · Score: 1

      Are you saying natural climate change isn't happening?

    6. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by CapOblivious2010 · · Score: 2

      It used to be that man would migrate if his surroundings became inhospitable. Now they just try and control nature.

      They??? Are you not one of us? If not, WTF are you?

    7. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying natural climate change isn't happening?

      No, he's saying that, as a rationale for restructuring the entire planet's energy production, degraded WiFi capability is a pretty bad idea.

      It's responsible to reduce carbon emissions because of the effects CO2 has on sea level, on crop productivity, etc. Degraded WiFi capability is not part of "etc."

    8. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by similar_name · · Score: 4, Informative

      BTW, wasn't Britain supposed to get drier winters with no snow because of 'global warming', not wetter ones? When did that change?

      citation needed

    9. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Climate is always changing. It has been warmer, it has been cooler. It has been wetter, it has been drier. The issue is how much can we blame on CO2 verses everything else, like the sun solar cycle.

      Or like the one guy I heard recently talking about the tides affecting low lying areas of Japan ... trying to blame it on Global Warming and not the HUGE EARTHQUAKE the dropped the island a few feet. It is freakin religion to some of these idiots.

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    10. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Flyerman · · Score: 1

      I think I've heard of these before.

      They are called wo-man.

    11. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It used to be that man would migrate if his surroundings became inhospitable. Now they just try and control nature.

      They??? Are you not one of us? If not, WTF are you?

      *HE has left the room so I'll type quick*

      It's the C-A-T-S!

      SHHHHHHHH!

      keep it down!!!!

      THEY are waiting and at the right time, they'll cast us aside for good.

      Oh God! Noooo..

      YES, I'd like 20 cases of the poultry and the beef stew along with several dozen live mice.

      Got that! Good!

      Huh?

      Oh yeah, whole milk!

      Very good.

      OK HE is gone, again. SHHHHHH!

      Really, we have to be very careful, but the global warming with the subsequent sea rise CAN be of service! THEY hate the water!

      SHHHHHHH!

      AND I'll need the plush heated cushion. Thank you!

      Gotta go! SHHHHHHHHH!

    12. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by tripleevenfall · · Score: 0

      Duh, this is why the nomenclature was shifted from "global warming" to climate change... so you can be right no matter what happens, not just 50% of the time

    13. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by tripleevenfall · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, I can't hear you for all the UN-predicted climate refugees over here :)

    14. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Barbara,+not+Barbie · · Score: 0

      I may have missed something, but are you saying manmade climate change isn't happening?

      Considering that they can't even decide whether 'manmade climate change' would cause drier winters or wetter winters, I think the answer is an obvious yes.

      Or maybe it's both. Adding energy to a system (turning up the heat) tends to make for wider excursions around the "norm". Some areas may have drier winters, others wetter winters.

      The only problem is that there's only one way to find out - and we're all test subjects.

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    15. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They changed the name because people are too stupid to understand what "average global temperature" means.

      'but... but... it snowed this winter! That proves that global warming is a scam!!!!1'

    16. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

      No, he's saying that, as a rationale for restructuring the entire planet's energy production, degraded WiFi capability is a pretty bad idea.

      Then he didn't read the relevant report. Or, more likely, he's got an agenda, and so prefers to use a straw man than a sound argument. The study recommendations for the ICT sector impacts paper are on page 24 of that summary, and not one of them is "restructure the entire planet's energy production". There are many reasons for restructuring energy production. The cost of infrastructure changes of climate change is part of that calculation, and the cost of ICT infrastructure changes is part of that, and the increase in wireless infrastructure requirements and maintenance costs is part of that. Overall its a pretty good idea.

    17. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      That meme is even stupider that this report. You do know what the CC in IPCC stands for, right? If anyone tried to change the nomeculture it was Frank Luntz who was advising the Bush admin on strategies to play down the treat of AGW.

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    18. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Various countries rise and fall for tectonic reasons. But if you are worried about sea level, worry no more. It's reached a peak, and is now going down again. Here is the latest data: http://sealevel.colorado.edu/

    19. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by xTantrum · · Score: 1

      Sea levels have risen and sea levels have fallen in the past.

      Its just civilization has now cropped up and made these changes inconvenient. It used to be that man would migrate if his surroundings became inhospitable. Now they just try and control nature.

      where the hell are my mod points /.

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    20. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "BTW, wasn't Britain supposed to get drier winters with no snow because of 'global warming',"

      No, Britain was supposed to get winters more extreme winters (think Russian winter), due to the Gulf Stream moving south, away from the UK. I haven't heard of any recent studies on the Gulf Stream's position, but more extreme winters, like the ones we've had the last few years, are predicted for at least the next decade.

    21. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by MasterPatricko · · Score: 1

      Are you even looking at the same graph? There ain't a peak there ...

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    22. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 1

      The name hasn't been changed. You're just looking at the wrong sources. And duh, of course it is something like the sun doing the warming, because y'know, there is no way climatologists would have factored that into their data, there's no way they're /that/ intelligent. I mean, someone has to stand up to these experts and tell them their wrong about the things they study with our silly ignorant speculations.

    23. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      Considering how few acted on the common sense advice voiced by the late Sam Kinnison, relating to the obvious and immediate problem of hunger... I suspect even fewer will do anything about a possible issue with slowly rising water... ;-)

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    24. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      That sort of stuff really depends upon how far into the warming cycle you are. You have to consider the intermediate period where average ocean temperatures are catching up to average atmosphere temperatures (the extra stormy period).

      Once things have relatively stabilised (barring summer and winter), then we will be able to asses the more long term (relative to human life) weather pattern.

      To cheer you up, there is still the major ice age, warm period cycle that has been occurring over the last couple of million years to contend with. Now if you want to waffle on about global cooling versus global warming, just remember for many major cities either is catastrophic, displacing hundreds of millions of people, inescapably collapsing the economy and with a high potential to critically disrupt civilisation.

      Strange thing about all this, the rich and greedy are driven the B$ about being able to endlessly pollute the planet for short term profits and it's their heads that end up first on the chopping block when things fall apart, history proves that over and over again.

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    25. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by jc42 · · Score: 2

      Considering that they can't even decide whether 'manmade climate change' would cause drier winters or wetter winters, ...

      Or maybe it's both. Adding energy to a system (turning up the heat) tends to make for wider excursions around the "norm". Some areas may have drier winters, others wetter winters.

      The only problem is that there's only one way to find out - and we're all test subjects.

      Actually, the mistake is believing that the climateologists "can't even decide". In fact, the climate models have long predicted such opposite changes in many parts of the world. For example, the models have been saying for some time that in the US, the southwest will be getting drier (in the winter; the summers are already very dry), while the northeast will be getting wetter. We now have a couple of decades more data saying that that's exactly what has happened.

      Will it keep changing that way? The models do seem to say "Yes", but of course, they could all be wrong. But if you have to make a bet, who would you listen to? The guys who says "It can't last"? Or the guys (and their models) who who have been right for a couple of decades now?

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    26. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/snowfalls-are-now-just-a-thing-of-the-past-724017.html

    27. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      less people means less CO2 emissions. hmmm.

    28. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      i don't think nature really bothers with a null hypothesis.

      maybe when you have a working climate model you can make a statement and know that it is true.

      until then piss off.

    29. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Until the next winter is warmer than usual, and then the scientists will go "see, this is global warming, we haven't had such a warm winter in decades".

    30. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Burnhard · · Score: 0

      It's no longer "climate change", it's "climate dispruption". The meme changes whenever the previous one becomes discredited by poor science and research fraud.

    31. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      But if you have to make a bet, who would you listen to? The guys who says "It can't last"? Or the guys (and their models) who who have been right for a couple of decades now?

      On a large scale? Neither. The guys that say it can't last and the guys with the models that have been right for two decades measure everything else in thousands, millions, and billions of years. Yet they want us to accept that man is contributing to the problem even though they'll readily admit that millions of years ago the planet was probably warmer than they're predicting it will be? I don't think so.

      Besides, even if everyone cut back as much as they want, their own models still say it isn't enough. The only solution, according to their models, is for humans to cease to exist.

    32. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      How about they migrate to your house then?

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    33. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It changed this year. Global Warming has been renamed Global Climate change. Anyone who questions the change is told it's been this way all along. Anyone who questions this is told they are stupid. It is then pointed out that "scientists" agree global %current_doomsday_action% is real and if "scientists" agree then it's a fact.

    34. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, you cited articles that both predicted wetter winters in the UK, not drier - can you cite articles predicting drier winters? As for snow, there's an awful lot of it in Antarctica - which, conversely, is one of the driest places on Earth. "Wet" essentially defines liquid water, not solid or gaseous.

      As air warms it becomes able to hold a greater mass of water vapour than ever before, however once the temperature drops past a certain point the air can no longer hold it all anymore and that water gets dumped out en masse as heavy rainfall or, if the temp is right, lots of snow.

      Things like subsidence are visible on a human-scale as soil dries out - in the last few weeks of warm weather here in the UK I have seen the soil contract and pull away by over an inch next to concrete and brick paths. Certainly the brick paths around our office campus have a few new dips and wonky bricks sticking up in places. A lot of our inter-office cables are lain under the paths for easy access. Soil movement can place additional strain on naked cables or ducting.

      The last round of flooding in the UK threatened a major sub-station here in the West Country (a stroke of genius building critical infrastructure in a flood plain, but I digress...)

      Warming climate even allows the range of insects to increase and move into new areas which can cause problems such as several US states are seeing with a species of ant that has a fondness for comms cabinets, clogging them up, causing shorts, overheating and such.

      Interesting times...

    35. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    36. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Kids wouldn't be hungry if Sally Fields would just give the kids a fucking sandwich from their Hotel.

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    37. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by tbannist · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt that Britian was supposed to get drier because of global warming, being surrounded by water they're far more likely to get wetter.

      I also doubt that anyone credible would make that claim. A quick search revealed that some U.K. newspapers were predicting in 2000 that it would get too warm for snow, not too dry.

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    38. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by tbannist · · Score: 1

      I hate to break this to you but the nomenclature wasn't shifted. Climate change is the generic term for changes in the climate, global warming is the climate change that's happening right now.

      Slashdot car analogy: It's like your claiming that "they" changed the name of the Taurus to Ford so that it wouldn't be associated with bulls. The Ford Taurus has always been a Ford. Global warming has always been an instance of climate change.

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    39. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Climate may change but right now we're driving the climate, not the sun. While it has been warmer, it hasn't been warmer for a very long time. Usually the climate changes slower than the pace we're driving it at, warming too fast will lead to problems for a planet full of people, crop yields are rising slower than they should be because of climate change, which means food prices are going up not just because of the rising price of oil, but also because that oil is producing less food than it should.

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    40. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there would be less CO2 emissions if Sally Struthers would stop cruising around with Burt Reynolds in that gas guzzling Trans Am.

    41. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by sycodon · · Score: 1

      LOL!

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    42. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, climate change. Doubleplus good!

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    43. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by similar_name · · Score: 1

      As for snow, there's an awful lot of it in Antarctica - which, conversely, is one of the driest places on Earth.

      Antarctica is technically a desert with an average of 6.5 inches of precipitation a year. There's a lot of 'snow' from accumulation, not because it snows there a lot. Warm weather = more precipitation (overall and to a point). Any climatologist that ever said otherwise lacks a fundamental understanding of how weather works. 'Wet' in weather typically defines precipitation. I think overall we're on the same page though.

    44. Re:Scraping the bottom of the barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's no longer "climate change", it's "climate dispruption". [sic]

      No.
      1) The literature began with the term "climate change" decades ago and has retained its use ever since.
      2) The science was popularized to laypeople (by laypeople selling copy: the press) under the more sensationalist (and alarmist) term "global warming".
      3a) Some use of the subsequent alarmist terminology seeped into the literature, and
      3b) some use of the original terminology is seeping into popular discourse among laypeople (including the press).

      Thus:
      4) Anyone who doesn't understand the science, whether unwilling or unable to understand it, in order to further entrench an AGW-denialism position can point to the misapprehension that "scientists are changing their story". It is a historical fact that that claim is false. Of course, the people who arrived at a pro-AGW position without reasoning cannot point this out because they're likely no less ignorant of the scientific literature, nor thus the science or its history.

      It is therefore ironic that an improvement in the overall lay discourse comes at the cost of some lay opinions' becoming even further entrenched. I'd give you the benefit of the doubt and surmise that you're new the discourse, but it looks like you've been espousing this same clap-trap here (and elsewhere?) for years now, your position apparently entrenched.

      The meme changes whenever the previous one becomes discredited

      That putative discrediting is purely an artifact of the entrenchment of your position.

      by poor science

      If you've ever seen someone with an obviously deficient understanding of something at which you're expert claim to be an expert, you know understand how ignorant and stupid they give themself away to be. Claims that science supporting AGW is thereby "poor" illustrate the claimant's lack of expertise.

      and research fraud.

      You'd probably be outraged if your opponents alleged your position had been supported by "fraudulent research" and then claimed as a fait accompli that your position was made thereby untenable. You have no place doing this to opponents of your particular position; especially that position.

      Of course, your insinuation with those two jabs is that only poor science and research fraud support the AGW hypothesis. But that's circular reasoning: your very criterion for identifying "poor" climate science and "fraudulent" climate research is that it supports the AGW hypothesis. An objective appraisal of climate science doesn't draw tidy topography along ideological lines.

      Glib, snide remarks like the one you made here gloss all of that.

  5. its for the kids by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    or wifi..... what? wifi? What are they smoking to be this desperate?

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    1. Re:its for the kids by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2

      It's very simple, and not at all alarmist.

      Signal propagation depends on temperature and humidity. It is possible to design a wireless network around a minimum number of antennas by taking the current climate into account. If you do so, and if the local climate warms, the optimum network may change, and you may have problems.

      The paragraph is not trying to scare people into "Saving the Climate to Save WiFi" It's trying to warn the people who employ network engineers to have the calculations rerun, so that when the climate warms, the networks will remain fully functional.

    2. Re:its for the kids by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Isn't most Wi-Fi used inside climate controlled buildings? Perhaps this is an attempt to notify wardrivers to stay in the lanes closest to buildings...

      Also, the amount of signal degradation caused by passing through a wall is going to be so enormously larger than that caused by the atmosphere in any climatic conditions survivable by humans that I can't imagine that this would have any noticeable impact.

      I suppose that if you were trying to cover a large open area outdoors with no trees or structures with Wi-Fi, then you might need to worry about this. But even then, if you're putting your access points at the maximum possible separation, your network is probably not really going to be very usable over most of the area. Finally, diurnal and seasonal variations in temperature and humidity are going to be a much larger effect on Wi-Fi planning than climate change anyway.

      In short, I think that the whole premise, while just barely technically correct, is still quite ludicrous. However, IANA network engineer, so I do not know enough to truly evaluate it fully and am just relying on my intuition, but I also have no need to evaluate it fully either.

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    3. Re:its for the kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your theory is that there are engineers who would design a network that would be unreliable due to changes in signal propagation that would be associated with the range of weather conditions expected in England due to global climate change? And but for the government's guidance, this "optimum" network would fail? And this is your definition of an optimum network?

      It begs the question: what is your definition of an optimum engineer? I presume he wins the day by pulling the stuff out his butt like you do?

      Balderdash. Pure balderdash.

    4. Re:its for the kids by ichthus · · Score: 2

      Signal propagation depends on temperature and humidity.

      Both of which may change (even drastically) on an hourly basis. Where I live, we have four distinct seasons, with temperatures possibly ranging between several degrees below zero C to a few degrees above 40. Hell, in on day we can have well over 15 degrees of variation. Humidity fluctuates as well.

      The point is, any wireless network where performance is based heavily on these wildly changing variables is a fragile, poorly-performing one. And thus, this article is, in easily demonstrable fact, alarmist.

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    5. Re:its for the kids by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      From the report

      Climate Factor: Increase in average temperatures
      Potential Impact: Location / density of wireless masts may become sub-optimal since wireless transmission is dependent upon temperature (refractive index)
      Impact on quality of radio-frequency propagation if vegetation type changes in response to climate

      Towards the end, there's a discussion of how the wireless network on some Scottish rail lines was damaged by an Ice Storm-- which was of course, attributed to Climate Change. But the concerns over antenna density aren't specifically about 802.11.

    6. Re:its for the kids by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2

      Optimum: Most coverage for least cost.

    7. Re:its for the kids by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because it's so difficult to order a few more access points and put them in strategic places.

      How many network engineers do you know that take the climate into consideration? I don't know any. Most network engineers want at least 3 bars of coverage around an entire campus. That's usually enough to keep everything connected. If the signal drops below that, they can add more antennas.

    8. Re:its for the kids by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Cell phone towers aren't cheap. Neither is land.

  6. Never mind by dmiller · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Never mind the millions displaced by rising sea levels or changed rainfall patterns effecting their crops, we might lose a few bars of wifi reception!

    1. Re:Never mind by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Never mind the millions displaced by rising sea levels or changed rainfall patterns effecting their crops, we might lose a few bars of wifi reception!

      You had me at losing a few bars!

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    2. Re:Never mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never mind the millions displaced by rising sea levels or changed rainfall patterns effecting their crops, we might lose a few bars of wifi reception!

      Since the late 1960's, millions have already been displaced and changed rainfall patterns have effected crop so that millions of people have starved to death, mostly in Southern Asia and Northern Africa, and the negative economic effects caused by this climate change have been huge (also effecting N. Europe),... all because of human caused climate change. This have been well known by the general population, and acknowledged by scientists, in Northern Europe (except UK) and South Asia, since the mid 1970's.

      Nobody causing the climate change (basically just people in USA(*)) have acknowledge the climate change theories, or minded that their inefficient production and wasteful consumption for decades have caused millions of deaths and a lot of suffering. Now when the effects of climate change reach the ones causing them (albeit very mildly, even hurricanes like Katrina, that have been worsened by the climate change, is not much of an negative effect, compared to what have happened in N. Africa and S. Asia), they start to mind.

      (*) The blame for causing the climate change can be put almost entirely on the US population. Other bad guys is UK (second worst and far worse then any other of the bad guys, except USA), Germany and Eastern Europe, because of their extensive burning of black coal. But any UK citizen in the 20th century haven't even caused a hundredth of the green house gas emissions that a citizen in US have. (Of course, Australians, New Zealanders and white South Africans also have a huge green gas house emission per capita, because of their wasteful barbecues (not kidding), but there are very few of those ethnicities, so the net effect they cause is very small, and they don't pollute nearly as much as people in USA per capita anyway.)

  7. Greentards will say anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And so will corporate interests. Too bad we can't get anyone moderate to talk about this. Either we're all already dead, or everything is great. As long as those are the only two choices, nothing worthwhile will be accomplished. *sigh*

    1. Re:Greentards will say anything by couchslug · · Score: 2

      "Either we're all already dead, or everything is great. "

      The two are not mutually exclusive. Gaia will cleanse herself.
      8-P

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    2. Re:Greentards will say anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Really slashdot mods? You gave a fuckwit who used the word 'greentards' 4 - insightful?

      By the way, as long as people like parent still use *tards words to poision a debate, nothing worthwhile will get accomplished.

    3. Re:Greentards will say anything by bryan1945 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That is an interesting statement. When we (the collective we) hear "We're all doomed," we assume if all humans die, well, everything just stops. How many global-level extinctions have there been, 4? If we are screwing up the biosphere, and we go kaput, seems like we deserve it. The earth won't really care that much. Bring on the crab people!

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    4. Re:Greentards will say anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad we can't get anyone moderate to talk about this.

      There are plenty of moderate people talking about it - but "moderate" doesn't make for good headlines.

    5. Re:Greentards will say anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.cato.org/people/patrick-michaels

      All depends on what you think the "moderate" course of action is. It might be doing a little less than what we're doing now and finding something else to get hysterical about.

    6. Re:Greentards will say anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How productive is 'fuckwit'?

    7. Re:Greentards will say anything by ichthus · · Score: 1

      Greentards will say anything

      Gaia will cleanse herself.

      heh.

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    8. Re:Greentards will say anything by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Check out John Christy. He has several things to look for in an 'authority' who knows what they are talking about:

      A) He has proven expertise. A long history of studying climate, was the first to put together satellite temperature datasets, IPCC lead author, etc.
      B) He focuses on data. A lot of people will say you should trust them because of their expertise, or other irrelevant items. John Christy will talk for hours trying to help you understand the data, so you can understand it yourself. In this way he reminds me of Richard Feynman.
      C) He is not afraid to admit when he is wrong, and in the past has graciously changed his position when it became clear he was wrong. Good scientists don't care who is right, they care what is right.

      These are things I look for when I need to find someone to trust (when I am too lazy to investigate the field myself).

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    9. Re:Greentards will say anything by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      >Either we're all already dead, or everything is great

      how is that a dichotomy?

      we're already dead, and everything is great.

    10. Re:Greentards will say anything by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      i'm a fan of "whalecunt" myself.

      and with rising sea temperatures, the whales will have less habitat.

    11. Re:Greentards will say anything by Eivind · · Score: 1

      IT seems hugely unlikely that global warming will cause extinction of humanity. But fairly likely that it'll cause widespread material damage and widespread human suffering.

      It's perfectly true that the earth don't care, it doesn't even "care" if we extinguish all life.

      But if -WE- care, about reducing suffering and maintaining a high standard of living, then it might be worth it to try to reduce the damage.

      But we're talking problems like flooding, and possibly famine following changed climates here - not extinction.

    12. Re:Greentards will say anything by khallow · · Score: 1

      But if -WE- care, about reducing suffering and maintaining a high standard of living, then it might be worth it to try to reduce the damage.

      What "reduces the damage" though? AGW mitigation or poverty mitigation? My current view is that the problem, such as it is, is both far enough in the future and moderate enough that merely growing the global economy is a better strategy than attempting AGW mitigation. In other words, a wealthier society with AGW is better than a poorer society without.

    13. Re:Greentards will say anything by Layzej · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you equate losing a few bars of wifi reception to "We're already dead!" This seems like this is a pretty moderate report. It's not outside of the mandate of the government to plan ahead for infrastructure. (In fact it is probably the responsible thing to do)

    14. Re:Greentards will say anything by Eivind · · Score: 1

      I'd say both. But with the caveat that "the global economy" is the wrong variable to watch - most of the suffering and most of the unsolved problems will be suffered by the poorest billion on this planet. So the apropriate variable is the economy of the poorest billion.

      Trickle-down economics don't seem to work reliably, not even on a national level. Witness how the top 20% have reaped more than two thirds of the growth in USA over the last 2 decades, for example.

      Your argument would have some merit IF there was strong reason to believe that not reducing greenhouse-emissions in the first world, would lead to a substantially wealthier third world in a decade or two, but I don't see any strong evidence for that at all.

      In practice, I fear that your argument boils down to, let's do what we want in the first world, raising our standard of living even higher than it already is, while polluting a lot. The poor will take the brunt of the resulting problems anyway.

      And I don't think that's a moral way forward.

    15. Re:Greentards will say anything by khallow · · Score: 1

      Trickle-down economics don't seem to work reliably, not even on a national level. Witness how the top 20% have reaped more than two thirds of the growth in USA over the last 2 decades, for example.

      That's still good for the rest of the US. And the whole world has been growing in similar fashion.

      Your argument would have some merit IF there was strong reason to believe that not reducing greenhouse-emissions in the first world, would lead to a substantially wealthier third world in a decade or two, but I don't see any strong evidence for that at all.

      I think China and India are excellent counterexamples. They have vastly improved economies based on fossil fuel power.

    16. Re:Greentards will say anything by jth4242 · · Score: 1

      We won't accomplish anything *together*, because we can't agree (as a nation or mankind even).

      Mankind obviously achieves much more than ever, just not together.

      There's plenty of moderates, both in the sense of having no opinion and having a strong opinion between the poles.

      What you're missing is the *absence* of the poles: You want the "extremism" to go away. Or to put it in less nice words, you want conformism.

  8. WiFi works in: by xMrFishx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...countries that are hotter (Southern Europe), Wetter (Hong Kong), Colder (Sweden), Dryer (Greece) and more legally obtuse (USA) than the UK. I think we'll be fine. FUD off.

    1. Re:WiFi works in: by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse me with things like facts!

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    2. Re:WiFi works in: by tibit · · Score: 1

      Unless we're talking about using WiFi for tower-to-cantenna style paths, WiFi is pretty much insensitive to absorption in air. To a point where I bet we could easily have 95% humidity at 10 atmospheres and there'd be no noticeable effect on propagation. In satellite communications, clear air (whether humid or not) absorbs a couple dB. So whatever is done by air in a building can be neglected, even if it was an order of magnitude or two more intense. WiFi signals from antennas with low directionality (as is the case with usual access points) are lost to building materials and to free space path loss (20dB power loss per decade of increase in distance). Interference from other sources in the ISM band causes additional degradation of SNR. And that's pretty much it.

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    3. Re:WiFi works in: by Layzej · · Score: 1

      I think the point is not that this kind of infrastructure can't be built in hotter/wetter/stormier locations. Just that if you are building infrastructure for one type of place, and you suspect that it will soon be another type of place, then you better plan ahead or plan to rebuild in 50 years.

  9. This is just retarded by Dartz-IRL · · Score: 3

    Subject says it all. I honestly can't comment further. The fail is strong with these morons.

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    1. Re:This is just retarded by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Indeed, this very near plumbs the depths at which Al Gore's dumb-assed absurdities dwell, but not quite.

  10. In your apartment? by saikou · · Score: 2

    Sure, as soon as you get global warming effects in the form of floods or snow or drought in your apartment, your WiFi coverage will suffer tremendously :(
    Frankly, when the roof is missing, people tend not to get too upset about bad WiFi reception.

    For normal outside activities just use cell 3G/4G signal :)

  11. Inception by alvinrod · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Global warming will disrupt living conditions worldwide, and people won't be around to have an economy that won't be able to afford internet or phone service.

    1. Re:Inception by tripleevenfall · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Global warming will come and go, just like every other supposed crisis which is solved as soon as technology brings us to the tipping point of financial advantage.

    2. Re:Inception by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      You speak of technology saving a world that still burns turds to heat food. The rate of change isn't pacing the technology needed to solve the problem, and if you were thinking that everyone will recognize the altrustic need to stop spending making petro-dollars to convenience an ostensible financial advantage, I have a bridge on 59th St in Brooklyn to sell you.

      The pace is faster than what we can deal with. You may be living in ocean front property in the High Sierras by the time someone figures out the "the technology (that) brings us to the tipping point..."

      Electric cars need a supply chain that simply doesn't exist. Deforestation in the face of that nice new kitchen table and that new west wing to your chateau is going to thwart things.

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    3. Re:Inception by jcwayne · · Score: 1

      I love a good +2, Troll.

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    4. Re:Inception by cavreader · · Score: 1

      The electric car supply chain is already in action, granted it is small but the manufacturers are tooling up their plants and parts suppliers to support electric car manufacturing and the technology behind electric and battery life is moving forward. However, the biggest contributor to global warming is electricity generation not autos. Natural Gas is becoming a more viable and is cleaner option. As one example, there are already big cities using natural gas powered buses. The technology centered around solar and wind is also moving forward. People would not be investing in this technology if they didn't think it will payoff big in the future. I also doubt this development is being done to combat global warming. It sounds good in the companies press releases but it is the potential to make a lot of money that is driving these changes. The next Exxon could end up being a company that supplies the alternative energy market instead of petroleum market. We are lucky that the countries supplying 80% of the oil today are unreliable, erratic, and unstable to inject some urgency into to speeding up the introduction of alternatives. I also think it is safe to say that in the future alternative energy solutions will be cheaper.

    5. Re:Inception by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I love your encouraging words, but they're all your optimism, rather than the actual state of things. In every podunk town in the US and Canada, there's a filling station that fills you with petrofuels, not joules, not compressed hydrogen, not LNG.

      The ecosystems are diffuse and therefore none of them is winning, and none will likely win because the leadership of both countries is coopted by the petro-suppliers. We can agree that each technology could make a lot of money, and I'll state that none of them will until it's very late in the game. The urgency is a direct f(x) of consumer pain, and the lag time to elections where somebody's mandate becomes clear-- probably a petro company that dives into one of the alternate sources.

      Your future is a long time away. The sun beats down each day, and few harvest its power. The moon moves the oceans each day, and very few harvest its power. The potentials you see are dashed against the rocks of entrenched organizations with record profits on a roll, enforced by world religious turmoil that plays in its favor. If the Middle East ever gets organized, the oil companies will simply find another monopoly facade to exploit. It is the nature of things. So are the bribes. To change it happens one person at a time, and the pace of that change is that of a glacier.

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    6. Re:Inception by cavreader · · Score: 1

      Distribution is one of the main factors standing in in way of implementing alternative energy because the technology is still defining itself and if you start creating new distribution methods you need to know what the dominate source will be. It will probably take 20+ years for alternative energy to make appreciable gains against our current energy supply.

    7. Re:Inception by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      i'm pretty sure wires will play a major part in distribution of any alternative energy source. we've got plenty of those already built :)

    8. Re:Inception by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people pushing the global warming scare are the same ones who in the 70s were saying that we were heading into another ice age. Wanna take a guess at how much they made selling books about each?

    9. Re:Inception by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global warming will come and go, just like every other supposed crisis which is solved as soon as technology brings us to the tipping point of financial advantage.

      IFF we still have an economy capable of technological innovation.

      There's a risk that the oil industry will keep spreading their denialist hysteria and buying politicians until it's too late. By the time it becomes so obvious that not even fundamentalist Republicans will be able to deny global warming, the economy will be in such a shambles that no recovery will be possible.

      And if you think there's no going back once a given level of economic development and technological advance has been reached, think twice

    10. Re:Inception by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Problem is that the cost of global warming is not being paid by the ones who are causing it in many cases. People in the 3rd world get hit the hardest even though it is us in the 1st world who are producing most of the carbon.

      Don't forget pollution either. If a company decided to use some extra plastic packaging to protect its goods then it will see reduced loses due to damage, but probably won't have to pay for the extra landfill unless the government levies a green tax. IMHO pollution is a far worse problem than climate change and one which there is much less investment in.

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    11. Re:Inception by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      I live in the third world so I have first hand experience. No one walks, they'd rather take a boat across a river then walk across the bridge right next to it. Going down the street? They take a motorcycle taxi, regardless of distance. Even the petrol (gas) prices are cheaper here. There are so many damn cars that everyone keeps their hand breaks off so others can move cars about when parking, in fact it's considered rude not to.

      The air quality is terrible when there is no wind and it all comes from the cars, motorcycles and boats.

      I have to say you're wrong. It's no one those things which is "grass is greener on the other side". It simply isn't as no one cares about the environment. You could try and make a point there I more people in third world countries but from what I've seen that has very little factor to it. Even if there were less people they'd still not care and continue doing what they're doing.

    12. Re:Inception by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're right, but "don't worry, the future will fix it" is an irresponsible attitude to have.

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    13. Re:Inception by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Natural Gas is becoming a more viable and is cleaner option

      So you didn't see today's story about fracking yet...

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    14. Re:Inception by cavreader · · Score: 1

      Seeing as I wrote this post yesterday I couldn't have seen the story posted today now could I? However, it's the extraction method from shale causing the pollution not the natural gas itself. There are plenty of other sources of natural gas that don't require processing shale. Extracting natural gas or oil from shale should be the fallback worse case scenerio option. To maintain environmental safety increases the extraction cost which makes it more expensive then other sources.

  12. Hey, Sony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global warming pwned your customers' credit cards!

  13. Oh jeez. by cpu6502 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes rain and snow attenuates radio waves. But not by a huge amount. The human race would likely go extinct from Heat stroke before anybody noticed any real decline in WiFi connectivity. This article smacks of "the sky is falling" fearmongering. Like this:

    "On March 20, 2000, The Independent, a British newspaper, reported that the Dr. David Viner of the UK's Climate Research Unit warning within a few years snowfall will become "a very rare and exciting event." Indeed, Viner opined, "Children just aren't going to know what snow is." Similarly, David Parker, at the UK's Hadley Centre for Climate Prediction and Research, said that eventually British children could have only "virtual" experience of snow via movies and the Internet.

    "The Union of Concerned Scientists opined confidently in 2004 scientists claim winters were becoming warmer and less snowy. In 2008, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. bemoaned that children would be robbed of the childhood joys of sledding and skiing in the DC area due to global warming. A year later, the area set a new seasonal snowfall record with 5 to 6 feet of snow and sleds and skis were the only way to get around." http://www.nipccreport.org/articles/2011/apr/13apr2011a3.html

    If the models can not predict snowfall, how can they be counted-upon to predict anything else in future weather?

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    1. Re:Oh jeez. by camperdave · · Score: 1

      snowfall will become "a very rare and exciting event."

      That's already true, judging by the Doctor Who Christmas episodes. It's either ashes from the Sycorax space ship, or ballast from the Capricorn Cruiseliner Titanic, or artificially created by the TARDIS.

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    2. Re:Oh jeez. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expanding Sun becomes red giant affecting wifi all over the planet! Film at Eleven!

    3. Re:Oh jeez. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humidity GREATLY effects microwaves. (and WiFi are microwaves) If you're sending and receiving long distances at those ranges, rain, and ice, will have a huge impact. However, since most people use WiFi indoors, I'd not expect to see much difficulty. Yes, climate changes will have impacts, but there will be sufficient impacts that we don't need to make stuff up to scare people, or, more precisely, to get people to think it's not happening.

      Ham radio will get through, when other stuff doesn't. Partly because they can use a variety of different frequencies, to suit the conditions.

    4. Re:Oh jeez. by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Xenu. He hates wi-fi.

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    5. Re:Oh jeez. by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      If you think climate models are even attempting to predict snowfall then you have no idea what they do.

      ... said that eventually British children could have only "virtual" experience of snow via movies and the Internet.

      Note he said "eventually" which is pretty open ended. It could mean 100 years from now. Same thing applies to the DC comment. That's the problem with talking about future effects of global warming. Everyone wants to interpret it as something that happens in the next 5 or 10 years instead of something that changes over several/many decades.

      One thing is for sure, the approximately 1 degree Fahrenheit increase in temperatures we have seen so far has raised the amount of water vapor in the atmosphere by about 4%. That means more water is available for precipitation. Also, the snowiest years are the warmer winters. The colder air is the less water vapor it holds and so the less water is available for precipitation. Ever notice how it doesn't really snow much when the temperature is below 0F (-18 C)?

    6. Re:Oh jeez. by menocu · · Score: 1

      ... said that eventually British children could have only "virtual" experience of snow via movies and the Internet.

      Note he said "eventually" which is pretty open ended. It could mean 100 years from now.

      Read much? Within the same quote he says "within a few years".

    7. Re:Oh jeez. by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Those were quotes from two different people. I wasn't responding to the quote from David Viner but to the quote from David Parker. But I don't think events from the last few years necessarily put the lie to Viner's quote either. The rate of climate change is pretty slow in human terms but it's continuing with no end in sight yet.

    8. Re:Oh jeez. by trolman · · Score: 1

      My 5km 4.9GHz microwave shots don't even notice a heavy rain storm. Don't know about snow no snow here, and that is just fine. I really doubt this is anything other than fear mongering for some budget effort; as is most scaremongering of this type.
      I predict the budget for this defra department takes a big hit. They might want to read up on 'Preparing for un-employment.'

    9. Re:Oh jeez. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting how you seem to think that what was reported in a small area represents the whole globe. Hmm Let's see what really happened in 2009 (a year after Kennedy's statement) According the National Climatic Data Center (NCDC) FOR THE US ONLY 2009 ' based on data from January through December, the average annual temperature for the contiguous U.S. was 53.1 degrees F (11.7 degrees C), which is 0.3 degrees F (0.2 degrees C) above the 20th Century average' The season was the 40th warmest such period on record (1896-2009), with above-normal temperatures across parts of the South and Southwest. Both the Central and East North Central regions experienced cooler-than-normal temperatures during the period. For the 2008-09 winter (Dec-Feb) the Northern Hemisphere experienced slightly below average snow cover, and had the 20th lowest snow cover extent on record.

      Please note where it says that the Northern Hemisphere "experience slightly below average snow cover" Sheesh what a moroon. Maybe you should take a science course so you have a clue what you are talking about.

    10. Re:Oh jeez. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is. Snow is already quite rare in most parts of the UK. Only about once every 20 years does snow cause any major disruption (read: settle deeper than a thick frost.)

    11. Re:Oh jeez. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snowfall is actually exceedingly rare in some parts of Britain. I've lived in Scotland for 27 years and only seen proper snow fall (1/2 ft + lying overnight) in the last 2 winters. Before that we saw the occasional flurry of it, a light covering that couldn't even scrape a snowball together, and the last great snow fall was the year I was born.

      The rest of the country could be under 12ft of the stuff, but some of the cities would just never see any of it.

    12. Re:Oh jeez. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Huh? Why do presumably intelligent people keep making the same mistake? The weather in one area does not equate to the weather in another. My favorite one is when it gets cold or snows, people will say "So much for global warming!"

      In fact, there are places when if the trend continues, they will get more snow. There is an area in the US known as "The snow belt". If trends continue, this area will move north, causing some areas to get a lot more snow than they used to. Some will get less, but the people who suddenly have a lot more snow will now look out their windows and utter the mantra "So much for global warming. My location in Pennsylvania was some times warmer than places in Florida this past winter. That hardly means that AGW is real - it just means the Jet stream was really unstable this winter.

      Just because Kennedy talks of a loss of winter sports and the next year a big snow happens signifies nothing. It means it snowed. There are plenty of other things that affect the weather, El Nino and la Nina for one. We're coming off a La Nina episode right now. It is possible to have very cold winters without invalidating Greenhouse gas based AGW. Anyhow, the "weather out my window" is a bad argument either or or against AGW. Instead of that, how about an argument based on what mitigates the temperature rise that would ordinarily be brought about by increases of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, unless you want to deny that greenhouse gases actually have any effect on heat retention. Then a rational and testable argument on what has produced effects that look like a warming trend are actually something else. Then produce data that support your thesis.

      Granted, it's not as easy as trying to refute data with anecdote, but it gets you a whole lot further.

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    13. Re:Oh jeez. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      At 4.9 GHz, the absorption is pretty nil. At 11 it's getting a little attenuation. At around 100 GHZ, it's starting to be significant.

      So I agree that the report is fear mongering. Those higher frequencies are going to be attenuated more, but it's not like there isn't any water vapor in the air already. And Computer systems don't use the problematic frequencies at the moment anyhow.

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  14. Y2K!! by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 1

    I know! I know! Y2K, I mean, global warming will cause airplanes to fall from the sky, pacemakers to fail, and toasters to become sentient and kill us all!!!1!

    1. Re:Y2K!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love it when global warming "skeptics" bring this up, it makes exactly the opposite point that y'all mean to.

      Y2K was real. Yes, it was never going to destroy the world Skynet-style, but there would have been considerable economic damage if it weren't for the large-scale effort to fix it. We didn't just stick our finger in our ears and wait for it to go away, millions of lines of code had to be fixed.

    2. Re:Y2K!! by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      exactly.

      people were like "all the money and effort we spent to fix y2k, and nothing even happened? what a waste!"

    3. Re:Y2K!! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

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  15. Huh. Wifi has always worked fine in southern US by sandytaru · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wifi was working just great in Tuscaloosa, AL until the tornadoes hit. At that point, they had bigger problems. It's still working fine in NE Georgia where I live, when 100F+ temperatures are the norm in the summer. In fact, whenever our signal degraded, it was because a squirrel had chewed through an outside line, not because it was too hot or humid. I think TFA is missing the elephant in the room here.

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    1. Re:Huh. Wifi has always worked fine in southern US by fyngyrz · · Score: 1


      I think TFA is missing the elephant in the room here.

      Elephants? Global warming is bringing elephants?

      No wifi signal on earth can get through an elephant.

      Now I see the problem.

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    2. Re:Huh. Wifi has always worked fine in southern US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wifi was working just great in Tuscaloosa, AL until the tornadoes hit. At that point, they had bigger problems. It's still working fine in NE Georgia where I live, when 100F+ temperatures are the norm in the summer. In fact, whenever our signal degraded, it was because a squirrel had chewed through an outside line, not because it was too hot or humid. I think TFA is missing the elephant in the room here.

      The elephant is obviously relephant - in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa.

  16. She also pointed out... by beefmusta · · Score: 2

    ...that houses with television antennas are at greater risk of lightning strikes. This is a rare example of when the developed world would be hit harder than developing countries. If climate change threatens the quality of your television signal, then you will be disadvantaged, which is why we must address the question.

    1. Re:She also pointed out... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Developing countries tend to rely on pure cell phone service. Developed countries have lots of legacy POTS equipment. So when signal degrades, the developing countries will be without communications, but the developed countries will still have some comm lines open.

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  17. Near the end of the hype? by jmorris42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If this is the best "DOOM!" Climate Change story the legacy media can whip up today maybe we are near the end of the scare.

    Then we who are sane can set about purging the defilers from the temples of Science! and setting it to rights.

    Climate Change can't possibly be science, it fails one of the most basic tenets in that it isn't falsifiable. Try it if you doubt, ask a True Believer masquarading as a scientist what test could falsify their theory. There isn't one. IT gets warmer, Global Warming. Cooler? Climate Change. Drier? Wetter? More ice? Less ice? More clouds? Less clouds? And so on. All data lead the Warmist to the exact same conclusions and more importantly the exact same policy prescriptions. And of course a real scientist wouldn't dare propose policy on such a complex question in the knowledge of his ignorance of too many other fields.

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    1. Re:Near the end of the hype? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      there is always a scare. there is always an enemy. there is always something to fix.

      when all three of those rules fail then something bad really did happen.

      allah the word means 'everyone'

      i don't want to spoil the ending for you, but the truth is really out there. and i was able to handle it. it is a little sad but oh well.

    2. Re:Near the end of the hype? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'm not clear on what you mean exactly. It seems like most major science agencies propose a model of warming with an observation of ~0.7 deg C increase in average global temperature observed over the past century and that climatological models predict further increases of ~1-6 deg C over the next century. Presumably the falsifiability would surely come from comparing these predictions to actuality? I'm not a zealot on this issue by any means, but - not being an expert - I tend to look at what appears to be a scientific consensus (based on the myriad science organizations which endorse global warming models; see link 2) and draw the conclusion that actual experts believe global warming is occurring. Do you disagree with these organizations? If so, on what basis?

      Link 1: http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/globalwarming.html#q1
      Link 2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_opinion_on_climate_change

    3. Re:Near the end of the hype? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Informative

      GW would be easily falsified by a statistically significant (i.e. long) period of temperatures going down that could not be explained by some other clearly observing and temporary phenomenon. So far we haven't seen such a thing.

    4. Re:Near the end of the hype? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama has been POTUS for years now, how about we stop blaming GW for everything?

    5. Re:Near the end of the hype? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worst bit is they cant get weather more than a day or two out and expect us to think they can do it 30 years out... They even have an explanation for that one thing that shows how full if it most of it is. The 'local doesnt mean global'. Oh ok then where is the global forecast for next week? Does not exist.

      I too have been hoping for real actionable science out of it. I get it ... 'clean air' is better for us. That I can get behind. This fuzzy "its makes the world a cooler/warmer place", "we might have floods/famine/drought" not so much. I can deal with 'wills/must/have to', 'shoulda/coulda/woulda' not so much.

      Ive tried. Ive listened to both sides. Both are full of it. This is where both sides stick up for themselves and show more of how 'their statistics' mean something more than other ones... Good luck.

      Most of this does not address the one thing in the room. Oil is the best energy ratio we have today for moving stuff around. Figure out a way to make a car weigh 1/10th its current weight and have about the same size and strength and cost. That alone would do more for air pollution than anything. How about say 20% on every semi truck on the road. This would mean lighter shipping materials, and lighter well maintained trailers. That would do more in 1 year than what what they have been trying to do in the past 20.

      Most of these things ignore actionable things and want to create a tax to boot. Like making better trains lighter that could haul more and move faster using less energy. Improving track layouts. For example why are most trains not covered in solar panels? Almost all are run on electric motors charged by a diesel engine (as the torque of a electric motor is quite excellent).

      Instead of going after what is actually using energy and how we could reduce using energy. We are asked to 'use less'. With vague ways to do this. Then I should feel guilty for not doing it.

    6. Re:Near the end of the hype? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. The Earth has been both much warmer and much cooler, depending on what "statistically significant" period of her history you are talking about. Go stuff your religion up your ass, faggot.

    7. Re:Near the end of the hype? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      There is someone checking the models, Lucia at the Blackboard. http://rankexploits.com/musings/2011/rss-april-anomaly-up-2/

      IPCC AR4 prediction: 0.2 C/decade
      Multi-model mean prediction: 0.211 C/decade
      Sat. observations: 0.146 C/decade
      Ground observations: 0.131 C/decade

      So far the predictions are well in excess of observations, but a decade is seen as too small to be significant. We won't really know how wrong the modelling is until 2030 or so.

    8. Re:Near the end of the hype? by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      the earth was quite warm when it was forming.

      but i wouldn't want to live there.

      people need to learn the difference between skepticism and downright rejection of any view that doesn't match their own.

    9. Re:Near the end of the hype? by spicate · · Score: 1

      You aren't sane, you are ignorant. Climate is a complex system and it's difficult to predict on a local level exactly how greenhouse gas emissions will affect it. It will likely get warmer in most places, most of the time, but that doesn't mean there might not be geographic and seasonal variations. Overall, however, the warming trend is clear and rapid. The increase in CO2 and other greenhouse gas levels in the atmosphere is clear and rapid. The greenhouse effect is a well-theorized and empirically-supported mechanism. The vast majority of climate scientists agree that great ice sheets are melting. The details about the effect on individual countries at particular times can't be predicted as easily, but that doesn't invalidate the whole theory. Furthermore, if you are judging climate change theory by what you read in the popular media, you are clearly not doing science either.

    10. Re:Near the end of the hype? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Pft. You can run those same models retroactively and compare them against proxies. You know what you see? The models are busted to the point where they can't even accurately predict past knowns.

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    11. Re:Near the end of the hype? by Arlet · · Score: 1

      Try it if you doubt, ask a True Believer masquarading as a scientist what test could falsify their theory.

      Simple, a long term global temperature trend that doesn't go up despite predictions would falsify the theory.

      But it doesn't look like there's much chance of that:
      http://www.columbia.edu/~mhs119/Temperature/dTs_60+132mons.gif

    12. Re:Near the end of the hype? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately we have a super-genius like you to save us from all those thousands of Ph.D's and post-docs and climate experts, all just pretending to be scientists. Which way to the temple of Whatever It Is You're Pushing?

    13. Re:Near the end of the hype? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth was much warmer when dinosaurs roamed the surface, and they seemed to do quite well for a time. North America was also mostly covered by a glacier at one time. You would do well to quit using hyperbole to dodge facts that don't pass through your Global Warming religious fanatic filter.

    14. Re:Near the end of the hype? by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Climate Change can't possibly be science, it fails one of the most basic tenets in that it isn't falsifiable.

      Well, yeah. Since climate change is literally changes in the climate, any change is part of climate change. Climate change isn't falsifiable because it's an area of study, not a theory. There are theories in climate change and those theories are individually falsifiable. As for the models, events have fallen within the predicted bounds of the IPCC climate models for the last 30 years, since they started publishing the climate models. That a definite area of falsifiability for climate change predictions, but strangely enough despite decades of opposition, events are still falling within the model's predictions.

      Frankly, it looks like you don't understand even the basics of climate change, nor do you want to. It's obviously much more fun to ridicule something you don't understand.

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    15. Re:Near the end of the hype? by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      There is someone checking the models, Lucia at the Blackboard. http://rankexploits.com/musings/2011/rss-april-anomaly-up-2/

      IPCC AR4 prediction: 0.2 C/decade Multi-model mean prediction: 0.211 C/decade Sat. observations: 0.146 C/decade Ground observations: 0.131 C/decade

      So far the predictions are well in excess of observations, but a decade is seen as too small to be significant. We won't really know how wrong the modelling is until 2030 or so.

      Straight from the Not-A-Lord Monckton School of Lies. Neither of the predictions made any per decade assertions, but until the end of the century with super-linear growth. Averaging those predictions as linear for one decade proves you either didn't understand, or are determined to deceive.

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    16. Re:Near the end of the hype? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Not falsifiable? I call BS

      I can formulate a theory right now. Global warming does not work because as increased moisture goes into the atmosphere, more clouds will form, more insolation will be reflected away from the atmosphere, and the overall effect will be to compensate for the increased CO2 and other greenhouse gases in the atmosphere. Global warming due to greenhouse gases is mitigated by the presence of Sulfur Dioxide, which helps to cool things down.

      The temperature rise we have seen is not actually due to AGW gases, but is attributable to solar output. Each X percentage of solar output is accountable for each Y degrees of global temperature rise.

      So there you have it. Three arguments that are directly falsifiable toward the idea that increased greenhouse gas increases average temperatures across an insolated object inside the envelope containing those gases Perfom the experiments, gather the data, and let us know how it works out.

      However I suspect that you don't mean falsifiable in the scientific sense, I think you mean falsifiable as meaning that you don't believe it, so it must be false. And as with other sciency stuff like Evolution, some people believe that science fact or non-fact can be established by debate.

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    17. Re:Near the end of the hype? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      All of the scenarios in the IPPC AR4 Multi-Model Mean predictions are not calculated as a decadal or centennial number but are calculated monthly. Nobody is averaging any predictions here, they are drawing a statistical trend of observations. The predictions are tracking above reality. Oh, and just so you know, Monckton is a Lord, just not a member of the House of Lords. Try to stick to facts please.

  18. ONN will have a field day with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...assuming that they're not the source. Please, someone, restore my faith in humanity and show me this is just the modern equivalent of A Modest Proposal.

    Anyone?

  19. The awesome power of Global Warming by geekpowa · · Score: 2

    Not least it's ability to make seemingly educated adults believe absurd things, like this article or that the end of civilisation as we know will occur in their life time. (Who else believed that the end of days was going to occur within the span of their natural life?).

    If only there was a way we could harness this awesome power... and use it to fuel our civilisation. Go beyond fossil fuel with global warming power. There is no problem it can't create.

    1. Re:The awesome power of Global Warming by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      "Not least it's ability to make seemingly educated adults believe absurd things..."

      Ahem. Scientology?
      (Though does that include educated adults?)

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  20. Global Dimming by Drew+M. · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If we're so worried about global warming just counteract it by increasing global dimming:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_dimming

    1. Re:Global Dimming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      di-hydrogen monoxide anyone?

  21. what a breath of hot air... by sribe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, if hot air really can interfere with WiFi, perhaps shutting these guys up would be a first good step.

  22. Desperation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    This is a pathetic attempt to get people to care about global warming again I mean "climate change". Follow the money.

  23. Whoopsie! by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    Sounds like someone bought the "Global Warming" excuse from their local IT department! *tears a page off the excuse calendar*

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    1. Re:Whoopsie! by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      on the plus side, you now have a "reputable" article to send doubters to when you use that excuse.

  24. Wow by Nihn · · Score: 1

    People will blame everything under the sun accept for their own inability to produce dependable products. We are supposed to be able to adapt to anything and everything nature has to throw at us. Instead of crying about the possible effects how about people get on the ball and make things more dependable, on all levels.

  25. Operational lifetime... by scorp1us · · Score: 2

    So Global Warming is supposed to take place over centuries.
    The operational lifetime of WiFi equipment is 10 years at best. (Anyone still using just 802.11b?) We wouldn't develop new standards and better equipment to deal with the environment?

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    1. Re:Operational lifetime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> (Anyone still using just 802.11b?)

      Everybody uses 802.11b, as the modulation and protocol used is the fall back on a bad link budget, and the only one for the beacon broadcast operation.

      Also, as a matter of fact, newer, faster protocols have less margin (less range). Baudrate trades for range in a fixed spectrum.

  26. yeah dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want whatever they are smoking. It must be some killer Canadian cannabis, or maybe some experimental home grown hybrid stuff eh?

    1. Re:yeah dude by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's Jenkem, obviously.

  27. Ig Nobel? Nah; it's warmist stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 'great recession' wasn't enough to shake out this nonsense. We're going to need true sovereign debt crises among significant western nations before this heinous shit ceases; the global warming romper room will remain open until government liquidity dries up.

  28. D'oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was Global Cooling this week?!?!

  29. Stupid -- ordinary weather effects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is really pathetic. Yes, storm frequency and intensity might increase. Yes, temperatures might increase (depending on location -- some areas might even go down in temperature). Yes precipitation patterns might change, but this "implications of global warming for communications" article is ridiculous.

    Hello? If it would be affected that much then it would be affected by ordinary fluctuations in weather on a bad storm day or a particularly hot summer day. If your communications system isn't built to handle that ordinarily weather fluctuation then it is a communication system that is generally unreliable regardless of anything to do with global warming or any other long-term trend. In other words, it is symptomatic of the fact that your communication system SUCKS, and is liable to fail in severe weather when you might really need it. Nothing this idiot presented has anything to do with global warming.

  30. which is the cart, which is the horse? by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

    It wasn't too long ago that we were warned how much the Internet electron-pushing was contributing to global warming.

    Now, we hear that global warming is inhibiting our ability to download our Internet pr0n?

    Sounds to me like a self-regulating system with a negative feedback loop.

    1. Re:which is the cart, which is the horse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, but the gain of the negative feedback is much too small compared to the positive feedback, so it will run out of control.

  31. GW affects WiFi in UK? by KhabaLox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Luckily I live in the US where the science isn't settled on Global Warming.

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  32. So... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Wifi causes cancer and allergies, but Global Warming will make it more tolerable? Go Global Warming!

  33. They have a point... by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

    While it sounds ridiculous on the face of it, they have a point, especially in respect of cell towers and longer-range Wifi, or even wired. For example, after very heavy and prolonged rain, our own ADSL connection deteriorates because the underground cable between our house and the street connection (which is rather long) gets waterlogged. It's a definitely noticeable effect.

    1. Re:They have a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they don't have a point. Your cable installer used shitty cabling / interconnects that aren't rated for moisture contact. This is a problem with a solution. Call your installer and get them to send out someone who actually knows what the fuck they are doing and who takes pride in their work.

  34. I've seen this effect before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes sense, we have some pretty nasty seasonal rainfall and our long links (20km+) love to drop out during the really heavy downpours.

  35. Religious Fanatics by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

    The answer is "Religious Fanatics." Your question was, "Who else believed that the end of days was going to occur within the span of their natural life?"

    The Cult of Global Warming is to the early part of the 21st Century as The Church was to the Middle Ages. Zealots seeking converts, indulgences available for the right price, End Times forecast less than a generation away unless the sinners repent, a high priesthood -- the Old Time Religion's got nothing on this new one.

    1. Re:Religious Fanatics by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Hyperbole much?

      The only thing you missed was trying to figure out a way to compare Global warming to the holocaust.

      But I'll bite - Okay, where are the cites of reputable AGW researchers predicting the end of the world due to Global warming? I've never heard of that. It might mean good things to some places, and bad to others. No end. Just different.

      Seriously, do not mix Red Bull, 5 hour Energy, and Starbucks any more.

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    2. Re:Religious Fanatics by jth4242 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      All elements, the priests, the fanatics, the seeking of converts, selling of indulgences to sinners, the end of the world and the church listed.

  36. "just imagine in the height of an emergency ..." by jc42 · · Score: 3, Informative

    just imagine in the height of an emergency if the communications system is down or adversely affected.

    Um, it's not at all difficult to imagine this, especially if you've ever been involved in disaster relief. Until very recently, the communication systems were one of the first things to fail during most disasters of any sort. Wires are fragile things when faced with the actions of Ma Nature or a military force. This is why, back when (D)ARPA started the work that led to the Internet, almost all the diagrams showed a wireless comm system. It doesn't work too well to connect ships or jet fighters via cables. And even for ground installations, cutting the wires is the first thing that any enemy will do. The commercial world has dragged their feet tremendously, blocking the development of a real, universal wireless system at every stage. Our current cell-phone system is crippled by the lockings and licensing that makes it refuse to do most things we'd like it to do. The wi-fi system is mostly locked down by a hokey "security" system that doesn't much interfere with military decoding, but does prevent most civilians from using the system in over 99% of the US.

    And we've just barely made a dent in this problem. It's possible to have trucks (or boats) full of generators and wireless comm gear at the scene in a short time. But this usually takes much longer than it should, due to poor planning, plus active interference from the authorities on the scene.

    Our comm system is barely functional in small-scale emergencies much larger than an auto accident. In real disasters, such as Katrina, the comm system simply collapses and takes weeks to come back online.

    There's also the example that would be funny if it weren't for all the deaths involved: The collapse in New York of the World Trade Center nearly a decade ago also crippled Manhattan's communication system. The idiots who built the system's infrastructure (mostly the phone company) had run most of the cables for the southern half of the island under the WTC. And they hadn't built redundancy, so there was usually only one path between two specific points. The ARPA people back in the 1960s would have been apalled. People in 2001 who'd been working on the Internet were apalled. There was a lot of discussion of this in any number of comm forums. Reports are that the situation is nearly as bad today. The comm companies see no need to waste money on redundancy (and in fact over-subscribe most of their capacity when they can). And the government agencies are controlled by people who don't believe in "government regulation".

    It's interesting to contemplate the idea that someone actually thought we had a comm system that works during major emergency or disaster situations. I wonder who wrote that line, and what their experience in emergency work is.

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  37. You wear that Dunce cap well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only a moron wouldn't see the difference between Bush policies and Obama's.

    Barack Obama's policies of government intervention into the economy have brought us from a near depression to an economic recovery.

    If you still don't know the difference, do a bit of research instead of falling back on "both parties" are the same nonsense. Both parties are not the same.

    Democrats pushed health care reform, and got it passed into law by 1 fucking vote against 100% Republican opposition.

    That's one example of a difference but there are many others in environmental laws and everything else. Try not to be such a fucking brain-dead moron in the future.

    1. Re:You wear that Dunce cap well by jcr · · Score: 1

      >Only a moron wouldn't see the difference between Bush policies and Obama's.

      Obama promised an end to federal harassment of medical marijuana users. What he actually delivered was a one-week hiatus between taking office and the DEA ransacking a dispensary in California.

      >Barack Obama's policies of government intervention into the economy have brought us from a near depression to an economic recovery.

      Guess again. Obama's following the Bush/Hoover/FDR playbook, which is preventing the recovery.

      >Democrats pushed health care reform, and got it passed into law by 1 fucking vote against 100% Republican opposition.

      "Reform", my ass. Making it mandatory to buy insurance from Obama's campaign contributors isn't reform, it's usurpation.

      > Try not to be such a fucking brain-dead moron in the future.

      That's advice you would do well to take, kid.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:You wear that Dunce cap well by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      Only a moron wouldn't see the difference between Bush policies and Obama's.

      Only a moron would think that they're different.

      We're still involved in two wars in the middle east and Obama has dragged us into a third one. Gitmo is still open. Enhanced interrogation is still being used. KSM is going back to Gitmo for military tribunals instead of being tried in a court in new york. Troops are not fully out of Iraq or Afghanistan (Obama is following the Bush timeline). Which of these is different from the Bush years?

      Barack Obama's policies of government intervention into the economy have brought us from a near depression to an economic recovery.

      If you think this is an economic recovery, then you're either blind, an idiot, or both. We're doing nothing but repeat the exact same mistakes that stalled the economy during the Great Depression and we may be on the verge of entering a period of stagflation.

      Obama spent nearly 1 trillion dollars on "stimulus" for the economy. Unemployment just ticked back up to 9%. Obama has spent more in his presidency than all previous presidency's combined.

      If you still don't know the difference, do a bit of research instead of falling back on "both parties" are the same nonsense. Both parties are not the same.

      You would do well to take your own advice and read some history.

      Democrats pushed health care reform, and got it passed into law by 1 fucking vote against 100% Republican opposition.

      Yeah, even with a super majority in the Senate, and the supposed support of the American people (67% were against it), they still couldn't get it passed without resorting to procedural maneuvers. And now over 100 companies have been given exemptions as have the unions.

      That's one example of a difference but there are many others in environmental laws and everything else. Try not to be such a fucking brain-dead moron in the future.

      Their idea of "environmental laws" is preventing companies from building power plants, buying our energy from foreign governments, and then lobbying to end our addiction to foreign energy.

    3. Re:You wear that Dunce cap well by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      You ever notice how foul mouthed the left get when arguing their points? I guess its the "if we say it louder people will believe us" approach... sad really that so many are falling for it

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  39. Something needs to be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What else proof should we need to convince ourselves & more so, our government officials that we need to do something about the Global warming. Many countries already made their moves regarding climate change for example is China's cities on frontline against climate change. Funding should never be an issue if we're talking about the future of our planet, the ONLY place we can live in.

    Banyak negara sudah membuat gerakan mereka tentang perubahan iklim sebagai contoh adalah bandar-bandar Cina di garis depan melawan perubahan iklim. Kewangan seharusnya tidak pernah menjadi masalah jika kita berbicara tentang masa depan planet kita, tempat HANYA kita dapat hidup masuk

  40. Not quite as well - still not a problem by dbIII · · Score: 1

    It's microwaves - because of the wavelength water reduces the signal whether it's heavy rain or 100% humidity at a high temperature. That little bit of extra loss means those pushing the limits don't get enough signal, but that's probably not a problem since if you set up outdoor wireless you plan to have enough for it to run in heavy rain anyway. If you are in a cold place and get a hot humid day there is still a lot less water in the air between antennas than if it was heavy rain.
    It's almost as if the article is purely a troll trying to drag out people that will even deny simple physics just so they can cheer for their team. While it's pretty obvious that increased amounts of water in the air is going to reduce signals that are affected by water it really doesn't matter much.
    I can see the two responses to the summary as "Who cares about a small effect like that?" on one side and a loud denial of reality from the other side that are being set up to make themselves look like idiots. Those who called the writer a moron have fallen directly into the trap and exposed that they have not thought about the issue at all and are instead running on emotion or the blind tribalism of cheering for what they see as their team.

    1. Re:Not quite as well - still not a problem by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      "It's almost as if the article is purely a troll..."

      But, but, that could NEVER happen here!

  41. Higher temperature, reduced Wi-Fi range? by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1

    What's that supposed to be about? Reduced maximum output wattage of power amplifying semiconductors at higher ambient temperatures?

    There are, like, solutions for that.

    Bigger heatsinks, more efficient designs that dissipate less waste heat, liquid cooling ...

  42. Do something about it! by nostereotype · · Score: 0

    What else proof do we need to convince ourselves and our government that something needs to be done regarding climate change. Many countries already made their moves regarding climate change for example is China's cities on frontline against climate change. Funding should never be an issue if we're talking about the future of our planet, the ONLY place we can live in. Banyak negara sudah membuat gerakan mereka tentang perubahan iklim sebagai contoh adalah bandar-bandar Cina di garis depan melawan perubahan iklim. Kewangan seharusnya tidak pernah menjadi masalah jika kita berbicara tentang masa depan planet kita, tempat HANYA kita dapat hidup masuk

    1. Re:Do something about it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did the religious fervor build up in you to such a degree you began speaking in tongues?

    2. Re:Do something about it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounded to me like he/she was repeating the first three sentences in Indonesian (note the plural duplication bandar-bandar =cities?)

  43. "Greentards"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congratulations on continuing to poison the well. People like you are exactly the reason why there can be no rational discussion on any topic of importance.

    1. Re:"Greentards"? by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      it's the rule 34 of politics.

      any issue that becomes politicized is doomed to failure.

  44. Global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, because if it wasn't for that darn global warming, it would be sunny and a perfect 21 Celsius all the time. Also the world would still be full of unicorns and it would only rain donuts.

    Its called weather people.

    1. Re:Global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let them have their global warming delusion. They need to fill their sad, empty little lives with something, otherwise they'd just slit their wrists...

  45. Finally, a serious issue by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    After hearing endless warnings about species extinction, coastal flooding, and a apocalyptic weather, I am finally relieved to hear about something that effects me. Oh wait, my connection is twisted pair, not WiFi. Darn!

  46. 2.45 by trolman · · Score: 1

    Most WiFi runs 2.45Ghz. This is the resonant frequency of water, same as a microwave heating food. Obviously it is the WIFI causing the global warming.

  47. True Enough by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    As we get more and more use out of wireless computing and more and more sensors ,devices and useful software become more and more common every little glitch in the wi-fi environment will cause greater and more expensive losses.Really we are only at the entrance to a world of complex electronic devices and communications. Trying to guess at what inconvenience or losses might occur from weather shifting is beyond our ability now. What we do know is climates like the Amazon area in Brazil can make it really difficult for any electronic system to function. Even rather gross mechanical functions can grind to a halt with plants hatching and growing in every nook and cranny. Henry Ford's attempt to run rubber plantations and in Brazil are a great example. Park a train and in 48 hours the smoke stack is a flower pot with a tree clogging it up. Only a couple of degrees in temperature separate some of North America from that type of climate.

  48. That's what the article is saying, but... by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

    until the tornadoes hit

    From TFA:

    just imagine in the height of an emergency if the communications system is down or adversely affected

    I read that as meaning that the UK is not equipped to handle weather that is more like monsoons than a persistent drizzle.

    Communications is especially important during disasters, as it helps people assess damage and coordinate damage response.

    But...

    When a tornado hits, I expect that mobile phone towers with UPS and backup power would be more stable than wired communications. And also, as xMrFishx pointed out:

    WiFi works in:
    ...countries that are hotter (Southern Europe), Wetter (Hong Kong), Colder (Sweden), Dryer (Greece) and more legally obtuse (USA) than the UK. I think we'll be fine. FUD off.

    1. Re:That's what the article is saying, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that as meaning that the UK is not equipped to handle weather that is more like monsoons than a persistent drizzle.

      Seeing as we build our homes out of bricks (not just not wood :S) and try not to build entire cities on flood plains, or below sea level, I think we're better equipped than many parts of the US.

  49. What's the problem by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    If you've watched any of the GW movies, you should already know that Global Warming will make it much colder, which should increase the distance achieved greatly, as well as releasing the wolves.

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  50. Re:"just imagine in the height of an emergency ... by nomagnettowomen · · Score: 1

    The poster has good insight. A good windstorm will take out the phone system. An extended power outage will drain the batteries that backup the wired phone system. Cellphones will last longer and probably ridethrough, but in the emergency business you would never rely on cellphones.

  51. The Counter Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If rain and clouds can hinder your Wifi or Satellite or Cellular reception, it signifies some reaction happening between the radio signals and water molecules. Do you think it could be wrong to assume that all the satellites beaming kilowatts of energy down the earth surface, cellphone towers and wifi access points are playing their part in Climate Change ?

    Isn't that what we should be more worried about ??

  52. Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to state the obvious, but if global warming is a problem then (this slight) signal attention is the least of our concerns.

    1. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attenuation *

  53. Can Anyone Answer A Related Question? by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    So is GPS signal reception also affected by higher temperatures?

    I noticed when driving across Spain in the middle of August that my in-car TomTom lost GPS for some quite long periods of time (20 minutes plus) especially near Madrid where I think the temperature was highest.

    I've since done the same trip with the same TomTom in the same car in October and April but did not experience any reception outages. Obviously, the temperature was much lower in Spain in October and April than in was in August.

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  54. Mod parent funny by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    Come on, why did anyone mod that down?

  55. Better get myself an air conditioning system by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    If my WiFi is going to be affected by global warming, I think I'm going to go out and buy myself a big air conditioning unit to protect it!

  56. WTF????? by advocate_one · · Score: 1

    Dept. for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs

    since when were THEY experts on radio signal propogation and global warming? and apparently making such wide predictions on the propogation of what is a short range system primarily intended for use indoors or just out to your garden or patio as well... this is just so stupid it hurts my brain... Wi-Fi is short range you donkeys... and physical objects have far greater effect upon the signal than global warming ever will...

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  57. No big deal by amck · · Score: 1

    Look at the context, folks: they were asked to produce a report on what infrastructure would break, or need reinforcing, under climate change.
    Along with other more important issues (road surfaces, rail, water, ...) they listed wifi, part of communications.

    Now Wifi signals are degraded by more water vapour, something that is demonstrably increasing with climate change.
    Wifi will be affected, so they listed it. Not significantly, but there is an element of CYA in all such reports. They listed it,
    didn't draw undue attention to it, but its been singled out in media coverage of an otherwise straightforward report.

    Interesting, but no big deal. The more important parts, how much it will cause to reinforce our road, rail, water infrastructures was completely bypassed by the media as "boring".
     

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  58. and even worse, GIANT EARTH WORMS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And with the warmer climate, earth worms will grow bigger and stronger, and soon they will be 3 foot long and be able to rip your leg off from underground. And mosquitos!! They'll suck you dry on one bite!!! OH MY!!! Get me some more of that Amsterdam weed.

  59. Re:"just imagine in the height of an emergency ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.luatsutructuyen.vn everybody come on

  60. meanwhile... by DEmmons · · Score: 1

    meanwhile, the ubiquitous wireless broadband and WiFi (i'm actually wondering if they know the difference) in hot, developing nations like the Philippines continues to function. or do they think the UK is going to get significantly more hot, humid and storm-battered than Southeast Asia currently is sometime in the foreseeable future?

  61. Depends on the signal source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hardly a revelation that weather affects radio signal propagation, is it? I live in a marginal signal area. My 3G signal propagates worse in winter, better in summer (significantly so - I can make calls where I wouldn't otherwise be able to in summer). My WiFi range increases in winter, especially when it is cold, and decreases in summer (significantly so - I can get a wifi connection in rooms in the house in winter that have no coverage in summer). And before someone blames 'interference', the area I live in is so remote, I guarantee that third party interference from other users is not a factor.

  62. Half assed piece of shit by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Because what the "researchers" failed to consider is that the developing world in fact relies FAR MORE heavily on wireless than wired technology. It's a well known fact that phone owners in Africa are more likely to have a cell phone than a land-line, for example. Here in Costa Rica you can apply for a land-line and maybe get one in 5 to 11 years, or you can buy a cell phone and maybe have to wait 3 months - or get it right away if you're lucky.

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  63. Come on. by therealkevinkretz · · Score: 1

    Whether you're a complete denier of any climate change, or an equivalently head-in-the-sand accepter of everything Al Gore has said, you can't think that the few degrees of fluctuation predicted by even the more aggressive models would make much of a difference.

  64. Everybody missed the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As much as I hate to come to the defense of Spelman and co, the original report said NOTHING about wi-fi signal. The closest it got was that it mentioned the positioning of 'wireless masts' (presumably the mobile network, microwave dishes etc.) in response to changing weather patterns.

    The idiot here was the Guardian reporter who didn't read the report before he wrote an article on it.

  65. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Contact Manitoba Hydro. Manitoba's temperature varies from -35C/-31F to +35C/95F (counting windchill in winter -> -55C/-67F, at least 16.5 hours of sunlight for peak solar load in summer). Vary rarely are we without power, most of the outages occur during sever lightning storms in summer (keep back-up generators for server farms). The longest electrical outage I recall was 4 hours. I don't recall there every being a natural gas interruption (MB Hydro also sells nat gas). As for downed trees, prune them or cut them down (again see MD Hydro's policy for distance between poles & trees). Also, regular rail lines are fine within this delta T (increasing frequency of expansion joints along TGV rail line). Anything else?

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  67. Convenient Non-Science by Celestialwolf · · Score: 1

    Global warming will cause [insert convenient crisis blown out of proportion here] unless we immediately [draconian freedom killing plan/initiative/law/policy].

  68. Re:"just imagine in the height of an emergency ... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    You get what you pay for. Are you willing to double your communication bills in order to get a redundant system? What about increase it 50%? How much are you really willing to pay? The collective answer of those in your city will answer that question.

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  69. Re:"just imagine in the height of an emergency ... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Just so you know, there isn't infinite bandwidth - at least in practice. There is only so much spectrum available. You can't have wifi at HF frequencies. Some times a tiny signal can propagate across the world, and there is phase shifting and all kinds of other stuff like atmospheric noise., and the antennas are BIG. You can't do very well at the THz region either - water absorption is anathema to wireless in that neighborhood. So what do you want to give up? How about no smartphone? Heck the smartphone people want to take frequencies that might interfere with GPS use. But people need to watch video on their phones. And while you worry about cables, do you have no concerns about jamming?

    I think that too many people think about what they want to do, call it the best use of the resource, and assume that spectrum is infinite.

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  70. Re:"just imagine in the height of an emergency ... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Umm, you have that backwards. Cell phone towers are one of the first things to go down in a power emergency. When something happens, first thing that cell users do is pull out their cells and check to see if they still have a signal. Then many call family or loved ones to tell them they are okay. The towers are hammered, and their backup batteries drain quickly.

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  71. Local warming more of a problem than global by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a room without enough A/C, this is how you deal with it.

    ...or instead of hacking the case and spending a few dollars on a fan because wifi on a cheap router conks out when overheating, spending more money on a better router is the other solution.

  72. Somebody's been reading industry propaganda. by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

    At the moment, the global temperature anomaly is 0.1C BELOW the thirty year running mean (and has been for a couple of months now).

    Using the Hadcru data, I get 0.058C above the 30 year mean.

    Whose data are you using to get this 0.1 below?

    So yes, global warming is real, but it is entirely possible that its cause is, and has been in the past, the Sun. Not CO_2.

    There are vast number of independent ways by which it can be shown that the current warming is due to greenhouse gasses, and is not due to the sun.

    For one thing the stratosphere is cooling. The sun warms the whole atmosphere, from above. However the greenhouse effect traps heat low in the atmosphere leading to this cooling.

    For another the North Pole and the Antarctic Peninsula are the fastest warming parts of the globe. The sun's effect is strongest where it's light is most direct ... in the tropics. However the CO2 greenhouse effect overlaps with the H2O greenhouse effect so its effect is greater where absolute humidity is low.

    For a third thing, the warming is happening more at night. The sun warms things when it is shining. However the greenhouse effect slows the rate of heat loss, without affecting the rate of heat gain as much, so the greatest effect would be seen at the coldest part of the day.

    Similarly and for a fourth thing, winter temperatures are warming slightly faster than Summer ones.

    For a fifth, the temperature response due to CO2 can be calculated, such as has been done in this paper. It turns out that the warming is anthropogenic.

    Warm weather is good. Plants grow. People eat.

    Already less than they would if there were no global warming:

    Worldwide, the authors report online today in Science, yields of corn and wheat declined by 3.8% and 5.5%, respectively, compared with what they would have been without global warming.

    You seem to be very full of misinformation. Have you been reading Wattsup?

    It turns out scientific sources provide better information on this topic than popular interest ones.

  73. my chrome browser is acting all weird on /. by KingBenny · · Score: 0

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