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Facebook Admits Hiring PR Firm To Smear Google

hasanabbas1987 writes "The clash of the Internet Giants reached new heights after a spokesman for Facebook confirmed to Daily Beast that Facebook paid a high level Public Relation firm to publish and spread stories against Google throughout the media to study various methods to examine the allegations that Google has been violating user privacy."

172 comments

  1. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How dickish.

    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How dickish.

      Indeed it is. And Facebook is not the worst offender by far. Ever notice that when a critical Microsoft story comes up, we are bombarded by comments from certain people? dave420, x**xy**yo(or whatever), bing tsher, westlake, d'aldredge, and many more names that escape me now. Of course, when a pro-Google story pops up, the usual suspects are right there to jeer them down. It is tiresome. Then the sock puppet accounts come to mod up the shills and mod down any dissenters.

      Remember the Kin? Hordes of astroturfers came to tell us all that if we didn't see how a dumb-smartphone aimed at tweens with a plan of 80 dollars a month would succeed, we just didn't get it? Then the things sell less than 10000 units. Apparently nobody else got it either. Or the Zune HD? Took 10 seconds for the calculator app to start and then you were subjected to advertising to boot. But the shills kept screeching that it was just going to kill the iPod touch and they couldn't wait to sell "their" ipod to go get that piece of shit. And the shills keep telling us how good Vista was and how well 7 runs on netbooks even though it is slower than congealed shit. Of course, now the refrain is the iPad is just a "consumption" device and just wait for Windows 8. Yeah like $WINDOWS_CURRENT_VERSION's shortcomings will all be addressed when $WINDOWS_NEXT_VERSION comes out. Same refrain.

      Just know shills, that shit may have worked on OS/2 vs NT when you all flooded usenet but, the competitors are much stronger now and people apparently think a little more critically.

      If anyone really wants to see how the masters orchestrate this farce, start here

    2. Re:Wow by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      I can't remember seeing anyone having anything positive to say about the Kin at any time. Are you sure you're not paid by Facebook to post anti-Microsoft comments to Slashdot to get us riled up against our traditional enemy so that we forget about the topic at hand for a while? Come to think about it, why isn't a comment about (the practically non-existent) pro-MS astroturfing, veering into criticism of their products, modded off topic? Moderators on the pay as well?

    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, someone who complains about shills and then goes on to an anti-Microsoft shill-like rant. Which company is paying YOU, shill?

    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the fun thing about conspiracy theories: you can recurse as many times as you want!

    5. Re:Wow by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Those in glass houses...

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    6. Re:Wow by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Exactly. What I want to know is how do these "sock puppet" accounts get mod points to spend. It took me awhile to get mod points. My karma's good enough now that when I get a couple of positive mods on my comment, I'll get 15 points for 3 days. But a sock puppet account tells me that these are dormant accounts until they get to spend these apparently unexpired mod points. It sounds to me that someone is shilling here.

      He does have a point, but he's making the point while shilling himself. I read a very backhanded slam against Microsoft and pro Macintosh vibe in the GPs comment. While I'm no shill for either party, I know I will never own an Apple product (something about a certain Jobs keeping total control over the entire hardware and software system bothers me), and I will avoid Microsoft as much as possible - right tool for the right job and all (Linux for where it's needed and/or desired, Windows for games - and, yes, I was successful at using Wine, but there is still the graphics card driver limitation in Linux for both ATI and nVidia.)

    7. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which company is paying YOU, shill?

      So the truth is now an anti-$YOUR_FAVORITE_COMPANY rant? Personally, I think it is completely appropriate to bring MS up in this discussion as there is proof that they do this. The Halloween Documents. Read them. They speak very specifically about how they send in their shills to discussion forums (like Slashdot) to dog the competition and talk up Microsoft products.

      A while back during the Xbox RROD fiasco, one of their paid forum shills got fired for something then signed into the forum the next day and admitted he was a paid astroturfer. I mean, really, man. How the hell are you supposed to have a good non-biased discussion on the merits of a technology when you have companies paying people to make sure that doesn't happen. It's sickening. I happen to like Slashdot. I also like fair competition. Using millions of dollars to "steer the discussion" is fucking bullshit. It's vandalism.

      So the question is, who is paying you?

    8. Re:Wow by flimflammer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm clearly missing something here. Every single one of those posts merely suggests that the phones will appeal to someone. That looks nothing like what you were ranting on about.

      Clearly, your anti-Microsoft sentiment is showing in spades. You feel the need to exaggerate your claims and the need to post AC drives the point home. You can't even stand behind your own message.

    9. Re:Wow by oakgrove · · Score: 1
      Not the OP but here is what you said:

      I can't remember seeing anyone having anything positive to say about the Kin at any time.

      I think the AC's post is spot on as a very specific response to your criticism by linking to several posts in the original Slashdot story that did have positive things to say about the Kin.

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    10. Re:Wow by hey! · · Score: 1

      and how well 7 runs on netbooks even though it is slower than congealed shit.

      For the record I have a Lenovo S10-T atom based netbook/tablet convertible running Windows 7 and the speed is fine as far as I can see. On the other hand the tablet functionality is pure crap.

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    11. Re:Wow by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      As I read the thread, the post with links answered your comment, "I can't remember seeing anyone having anything positive to say about the Kin at any time."

      Unsurprisingly, it didn't answer the question you hadn't asked. It also didn't answer your unsubstantiated ad hominem attack against the poster and the moderators.

    12. Re:Wow by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Facebook isn't scared of Microsoft. There would be no reason to hire a shill to bash Microsoft.
      Microsoft bashers are created by Microsoft software.
      Ever wonder how Microsoft can consistently produce such shit?

      It is an evil plan where by their shitty software creates Microsoft haters. The haters are so frustrated from pulling out their hair
      while screaming at MS Office 2010 to open that fucking file that was made in MS Office 2003 that the get on the internet and
      scream incoherently about the evils of Microsoft.

      They are so angry and flustered that they sound like crazy idiots and people listening to it throw out the crazy opinion. Then they group together anyone who points out the obvious flaws with the crazies. Thereby shutting out bad opinions of Microsoft.

      It is genius I tell you. Quieting the din of the few pointing out how shitty your software is by making it so shitty no one can believe it.

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    13. Re:Wow by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      What is the difference between a shill and a fanboi? I know its hard for you (and frankly for me) to believe that anyone would be a MS fanboi, but they ARe out there.

      It boils down to human nature. Many people attach themselves to idea because they are either too lazy or unable to seperate those ideas from their identity and think critically. I make my money off of MS products (well MS and citrix, same thing). I am able to seperate myself from the tech that provides my paycheck. Im neither pro or anti MS. Just as I am neither or pro/anti-Linux or pro/anti-Google or ....well Apple just annoys me.

      The point is just because someone has an irrational attachment to a brand/game/tech, whatever. does not make them a shill.

      Now, if they are taking MONEY for it...

      PS- if you(the reader, not the parent) think that every major company out there does not do this (Oracle, Google, IBM, HP, Intel, MS, Apple, FB, et al), then you need to be more critical in your thinking. FB just got caught.

    14. Re:Wow by Obyron · · Score: 1

      Microsoft owns a chunk of Facebook, so I doubt it.

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    15. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (I'm the parent post)

      So the question is, who is paying you?

      I didn't espouse a viewpoint about MS or any company. The software company I work for pays me.

      how well 7 runs on netbooks even though it is slower than congealed shit

      So the truth is now an anti-$YOUR_FAVORITE_COMPANY rant?

      Calling something "shit" sounds more like an opinion rather than "truth". Reading your (what has to be termed a) rant definitely betrays your anti-MS bias. So I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of your original post.

    16. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yeah, but we all know how bad Google is with privacy! They're absolutely terrible in that regard! Didn't you read about it on Faceb...

      Oooooooooooh.

    17. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it does not. Did he see those people ? Most probably not. I saw no one either having anything to say at all about the kin, but that might be because I`m a basement dweller ;)

    18. Re:Wow by Xest · · Score: 2

      Whilst I don't disagree with you about the problem, you seem to naively believe that only Microsoft partake in this.

      It was only a few weeks ago we had two stories about Samsung in as many days that turned out complete and utter bullshit, just at the same time Samsung's phones and tablet was stealing a fair bit of the limelight from Apple at last. We regularly get feel stories about how Apple gave a free iPad to a guy whose wife told him to take it back, or how an iPhone survived a fall out a plane, or saved little Timmy who fell down a well or whatever without there ever seeming to be any evidence these things really did actually happen in most cases, and where there is evidence it seems weak.

      Make no mistake, this is likely almost industry standard practice to spread FUD about the competition and try and get feel good stories about your own products out there. Facebook, Microsoft, Apple are quite blatant offenders to name a few but I have no doubt it stretches far beyond just those three as even they become victim of such stories sometimes, sometimes simply because it's warranted, other times perhaps not so, and it's quite possible there's some funding behind those stories too.

      I'd say something about just ignoring FUD and making your own mind up with various products out there, but that message is probably already in the minds of those capable of thinking for themselves anyway whilst it'll still be lost on the fanboys and likely your average Joe in the street who read in the Daily Mail about how Blackberrys kill your puppy or whatever.

    19. Re:Wow by oakgrove · · Score: 5, Informative

      What is the difference between a shill and a fanboi?

      A shill is paid whether he likes the product or not, generally follows some sort of script and is usually an account manned by more than one person. It's really a coordinated attack on the truth. A fanboy genuinely likes the product and, though extreme, is actually representative of the true fan base. It's the difference between grass-roots and astroturf to use the terminology generally associated with the phenomenon.

      Real fanboys don't bother me because it's all in good fun but shills are pure poison and the practical differences are significant as what happened on usenet during the OS/2 NT wars. Say a product comes out and there are 10,000 people roaming around on the internet that actually care about it and post to message boards with a 50/50 distribution of for/against. Then a "relationship management" firm gets in the game with multiple shill accounts on the most important sites, i.e., Engadget, Slashdot, Zdnet, etc. It's not that hard to turn the conversation on its head with a coordinated campaign on a few target sites with the right kind of money in a specific time frame. Those 5000 people out of our hypothetical 10,000 can easily be drowned out by a room full of Indians shilling full time for the company du jour. This happens all of the time and has been going on for a while.

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    20. Re:Wow by MrHanky · · Score: 0

      And my comment was in direct response to that specific claim. Unlike the now +5, interesting comment I responded to, it was an actual response and not simply an excuse to bark out an unrelated monologue. At any rate, only one of the cited comments had anything positive to say about the Kin (the alleged sister of one of the commenters). The rest just claimed they could understand that kind of phone might appeal to someone.

      My "ad hominem" was, of course, sarcastic: accusing the AC (and his supporters) for doing exactly what he accused others of, using his own comment as evidence. Ironically, his comment was better evidence than what he could dig up to support it. Unsubstantiated? Shush, not nearly to the same degree.

    21. Re:Wow by ArcherB · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wow again!

      It's blatantly obvious that "...phones like this are going to have appeal to people who are looking one tier below a smart phone" is written by a marketing department lackey and not the type of person who would actually buy this phone.

      "OMG!!! i hav to hav this to sent pony texts to my bff!!!"

      That ^^^^ is the type of message an actual user of the Kin would send.

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    22. Re:Wow by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Great. Not one of those supported your(?) claim that "hordes of astroturfers came to tell us all that if we didn't see how a dumb-smartphone aimed at tweens with a plan of 80 dollars a month would succeed, we just didn't get it". Someone claiming "phones like this" are going to appeal to some group isn't really into advertising, unlike yourself.

      No, it's marketing hype aimed at investors and stock holders. It was certainly not written by a "real" slashdotter. It was an attempted to make people believe this thing would sell and the type of drivel that marketing execs actually believe because they are optimistic to a fault by their very nature.

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    23. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pro Macintosh? Hardly. That the iPod completely DESTROYED the zune in the marketplace is a matter of fact. That the Kin was the biggest failure since the Nokia N-Gage is a matter of fact. Pointing out those facts is hardly "pro macintosh".

    24. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what someone who wants to divert the focus from Facebook would say!

    25. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed it is. And Facebook is not the worst offender by far. Ever notice that when a critical Microsoft story comes up, we are bombarded by comments from certain people? dave420, x**xy**yo(or whatever), bing tsher, westlake, d'aldredge, and many more names that escape me now. Of course, when a pro-Google story pops up, the usual suspects are right there to jeer them down. It is tiresome. Then the sock puppet accounts come to mod up the shills and mod down any dissenters.

      Slashdot, news for nerds. I wonder whether any of Google's 26,000 staff or Microsoft's 88,000 staff might be nerds who read Slashdot...

    26. Re:Wow by asdf7890 · · Score: 2

      To be fair, Windows 7 doesn't run too badly on a netbook with 1Gb RAM and a decent drive (i.e. not one of the slow SSDs that came with a lot of models a year or two ago), at least if you are using it mainly for web browsing and a little bit of other stuff. No worse than XP anyway (unlike Vista).

      Though Ubuntu (and no doubt any other distro, but that is the one I have significant personal experience of on netbooks) does work better, both the latest release (which a friend of mine uses in dual-boot with W7 on her netbook) and the last LTS release (which I run, with a couple of updates (FF4 being the main one) from PPAs, in a similar manner though I very very rarely touch the W7 setup). It starts and logs in noticeably faster and feels nippier in general operation. Ubuntu+OO.o is certainly faster than either W7+OO.o or W7+MSOffice on these little machines in my subjective opinion (I've not done any scientific tests, so add salt to taste). And that is with Windows be on the faster end of the drive. But I'd not go nearly as far as describing Windows7 as slower than congealed shit.

    27. Re:Wow by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      He's talking about the iPad quip. The iPad complaints and references to it as a 'consumption' device have absolutely nothing to do with the next iteration of Windows, by including this as part of the response it shows a disconnect from the reality of the community of us that aren't astroturfing comments on a website for compensation other than perhaps dumbass ego trips. Hell, I can almost guarantee it has more to do with Android tablets or just simply not giving a shit about an oversized touchscreen phone when we already have a regular touchscreen phone plus a laptop/desktop for real work.

      Cheers.

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    28. Re:Wow by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      That's the fun thing about conspiracy theories: you can recurse as many times as you want!

      To understand conspiracy, you must first understand conspiracy.

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    29. Re:Wow by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Informative

      What is the difference between a shill and a fanboi?

      The same as that between a whore and a girlfriend.

    30. Re:Wow by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Right. Because Slashdot is swarming with investors and stockholders, and a 5 digit UID is less legitimate than your own. I have to admire the level of bullshit accepted by the average slashbot when it comes to Microsoft. The hatred makes you guys more moronic than some of the most delusional Apple fanboys. Then again, you're the same bunch.

    31. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    32. Re:Wow by goodmanj · · Score: 3, Informative

      Every single one of those posts merely suggests that the phones will appeal to someone.

      And if you click through to the authors' profile page to look at their other comments, they're pretty typical slashdot posters. They comment on space exploration, file sharing, Lord of the Rings Online, and liberal vs conservative politics. If these are shills, they're doing a lot of random blabbing on company time, and not much actual shilling.

    33. Re:Wow by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      And how do you distinguish shills from the fanboys / antifanboys?

    34. Re:Wow by oakgrove · · Score: 1

      It's very hard to do. That's what makes the strategy so effective. Discretely speaking, unless the shill is really stupid, you can't say for sure. What you can do is look at a product such as the Kin phone where, despite the fact that it had many obvious objective deficiencies, was being touted large and wide as being a really great device. Often when someone disagreed with this rhetoric, that person was "shouted" down and told they "just don't get it." You can't really say if any one particular individual person who was doing this was a shill but it's quite obvious in retrospect that the Kin in general was being shilled for. The key, really, is to get the "retrospect" part and the "reading the comments right this minute" part temporally as close together as possible.

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    35. Re:Wow by the_B0fh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That would be me. Fuck Microsoft and its shitty OutFuckingLook. I've wasted 3 weeks of my life because of that piece of shit.

      1) Can't *COPY* a piece of mail, have to move it. So I have to export the mailbox in order not to screw with the user's mailbox.
      2) exporting a 2Gig file out of outlook can take 1 whole business day.
      3) Hell, syncing a 2G mailbox from sexchange can take 1 whole business day.
      4) why is there no tools to convert from OST to PST?!
      5) And how do you export to PST? File -> Open -> Import -> Export to a file. WHAT THE FUCK?
      6) Indexing sucks more ass. I have a quad core 16Gig system. 1% cpu utilization. But NOOOOO, MICROFUCK MAKES IT SO THAT I HAVE TO WAIT ONE WHOLE FUCKING DAY FOR THE INDEXING TO RUN IN THE BACKGROUND WITH NO WAY TO INCREASE PRIORITY.
      7) OK, now all done. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SEARCH MENU? OH, IT'S PLAYING FUCKING HIDE AND SEEK. You have to click on the search box, then the fucking search menu pops up (so that I can find out what is the current indexing status)
      8) Really, Microsoft, is it SO FUCKING HARD TO MAKE IT AN OPTION TO MAKE SEARCH ALL SUBFOLDERS THE DEFAULT? I'M IN THERE *SEARCHING* FOR SHIT. Why WOULD I NOT WANT TO SEARCH ALL THE FUCKING SUB FOLDERS?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MORONS!

      So, how many business days did I just waste, just so that I can search a mailbox for some terms and create a new mailbox with those emails?

      On unix, with maildir, I can run swish-e, and be done in a couple of hours. The HATE AND LOATHING I have for OutFuckingLook just cannot be understated.

    36. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the attempted whitewash of Dr Anil Potti

    37. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That rant is fucking awesome, I ROFLed despite the actual sadness. And BTW, I thought BOFHs have fun all day...

    38. Re:Wow by instagib · · Score: 2

      Erm. It's /. - we'll need a car analogy.

    39. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1, i lol'd.

    40. Re:Wow by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Hey, even though I hate Apple (for their pricing alienating practices rather than their products) I have to admit that Windows actually runs good on Netbooks because no Apple fan has come up with an Apple netbook. Otherwise, there would be 10 Slashdot stories about rumors, then other 10 about the implementation and then another 10 about how a netbook with MacOS flies and hovers on the air.

      No, seriously, there are all kind of people in this forums and I don't expect less, but It seems that it's the editors the ones that should keep an eye on those stories to make the whole thing a little less biased.

    41. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That the iPod completely DESTROYED the zune in the marketplace is a matter of fact. That the Kin was the biggest failure since the Nokia N-Gage is a matter of fact. Pointing out those facts is hardly "pro macintosh".

      It's proof that you're a shill, Windows has completely and consistently DESTROYED every competitor in the personal computer marketplace, but does that make everything else bad and Windows fantastic? No.

    42. Re:Wow by atomicbutterfly · · Score: 1

      I've been using Outlook for about 2.5 years. Never had a (major) problem with it. I'm not discrediting your issues of course, I just find it interesting how a program can have such varied reactions from different people.

    43. Re:Wow by Kalriath · · Score: 2

      That would be me. Fuck Microsoft and its shitty OutFuckingLook. I've wasted 3 weeks of my life because of that piece of shit.

      Outlook may be crap, but the alternatives are worse (eww, Thunderbird! And holy crap is Apple Mail awful).

      1) Can't *COPY* a piece of mail, have to move it. So I have to export the mailbox in order not to screw with the user's mailbox.

      Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V. Not exactly rocket science.

      2) exporting a 2Gig file out of outlook can take 1 whole business day.

      About 30 minutes here. Can I work at your company with 30 minute days?

      3) Hell, syncing a 2G mailbox from sexchange can take 1 whole business day.

      Same as above

      4) why is there no tools to convert from OST to PST?!

      It's called "Export". Or copy/paste.

      5) And how do you export to PST? File -> Open -> Import -> Export to a file. WHAT THE FUCK?

      File > Import and Export.

      6) Indexing sucks more ass. I have a quad core 16Gig system. 1% cpu utilization. But NOOOOO, MICROFUCK MAKES IT SO THAT I HAVE TO WAIT ONE WHOLE FUCKING DAY FOR THE INDEXING TO RUN IN THE BACKGROUND WITH NO WAY TO INCREASE PRIORITY.

      Agreed. Indexing sucks. My Outlook data STILL isn't indexed, and it's been installed for over a year.

      7) OK, now all done. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SEARCH MENU? OH, IT'S PLAYING FUCKING HIDE AND SEEK. You have to click on the search box, then the fucking search menu pops up (so that I can find out what is the current indexing status)

      Search sucks. You'll get no disagreement from me.

      8) Really, Microsoft, is it SO FUCKING HARD TO MAKE IT AN OPTION TO MAKE SEARCH ALL SUBFOLDERS THE DEFAULT? I'M IN THERE *SEARCHING* FOR SHIT. Why WOULD I NOT WANT TO SEARCH ALL THE FUCKING SUB FOLDERS?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MORONS!

      Couldn't agree more, bar all the expletives.

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    44. Re:Wow by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1

      > flooded usenet but

      Not for nothing, dood, but it's Usenet---netnews if you're majuscule averse. But, rockon!

    45. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed it is. And Facebook is not the worst offender by far. Ever notice that when a critical Microsoft story comes up, we are bombarded by comments from certain people? dave420, x**xy**yo(or whatever), bing tsher, westlake, d'aldredge, and many more names that escape me now.

      Just the same as when a critical Apple story comes up we are bombarded with comments by SuperKendall about how great Apple is and how he's an iOS developer.

    46. Re:Wow by yuhong · · Score: 1

      No worse than XP anyway (unlike Vista).

      Yea, Vista was so bad for netbooks MS had to continue selling XP for them.

    47. Re:Wow by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah. That is exactly what that post proves: hordes of astroturfers. They have been here, and everywhere else online for a very long time. In the case of the KIN they are easy to spot because despite the immense social campaign nobody bought the thing. It had 300,000 Facebook fans and 8,000 Facebook users against a rumored actual 500 people who had actually bought the thing with their own money. It had more supportive slashdot comments than actual buyers - and that's just slashdot, a trivial corner of the effort as slashdotters weren't the target audience. Some of the astoturfers weren't even real humans: there were some praising the thing and claiming to have just bought it even up to last month - long after sales were stopped on the app's page before it was taken down. That had to be automated. Some poor confused soul may even respond to this very post defending the KIN. I wish I had bought one as a curiosity. Maybe I still will - on eBay they can still be had. They've gone away from the Bangalore blog center - the poor grammar was just too much. I suspect they're using Texas and Arizona prison labor now, but though it's better it's still obvious - as this idiot who doesn't even know who Vint Cerf is shows. They're sprinkling this with folks professionally trained in messaging, but who don't know our culture or the history. The pathology of this is creepy but the results are often funny. Their efforts are pathethic here at slashdot, but in other places they're doing well.

      This is the perfect article to talk about astroturfers, "Analysts," bloggers and tech reporters. You see, this mass of humanity is made of people and many people will do what you want if you pay them enough - and payments need not be made in cash and swag, as what these folk crave the most is free: access. James Plamondon, Microsoft Chief Evangelist and spiritual grandfather of the marketing effort documented in The Fine Article said it thus: "Analysts sell out - that's their business model. But they are very concerned that they never look like they are selling out, so that makes them very prickly to work with. " In this case the marketing person didn't take enough care to make sure he was dealing with somebody who could be bought before he tried to close the deal - or at least before he had sold the terms. That was sloppy. By exposing them the blogger has instantly bought global fame and considerable cred, emboldening the entire blogosphere to expose the plots and making this type of marketing more difficult.

      Also the marketing guy forgot the rest of James' bold lessons:

      # Simple rule to live by: Never Lie
      * Tell the truth, and nothing but the truth
      * Be selective in which truths you emphasize
      * Let the competition fill in the gaps

      James danced with the devil and won. He got in, got his, and got out at the Vista launch. He's drinking beer on the beach in Australia now. There's nobody left in Redmond who understands how to use what he taught, thank God. So we get these feeble social marketing campaigns that go nowhere, are obvious, and are revealed with disastrous blowback. These are the secondary derivatives of the motion of a truly brilliantly evil man. I don't like him. I don't appreciate his work. I don't aspire to be him. But I have no choice but to respect his personal effectiveness. He did his bit and did it well. He profited thereby. He knew when to quit. Once in a while when the Devil goes down to Georgia he loses that fiddle made of gold. But not often.

      I have to bring this back around to Facebook to avoid the off-topic moderation, o woe is me. So why would Facebook be using the methods of a Microsoft evangelist, and poorly?

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    48. Re:Wow by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Point of history: Elcoteq manufactured the KIN for Sharp. If you care about that bit of digital history it were best that you archive it now because the great eraser is coming for it. Elcoteq were nearly ruined by the sudden stop, and we've heard nothing from Sharp. What could that mean?

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    49. Re:Wow by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is no exception when it comes to astroturfing. It's how advertising is done these days. Your comment, however, is just conspiratorial nonsense.

    50. Re:Wow by qubezz · · Score: 1

      With a whore, you're guaranteed to get laid for your money. No car analogy needed.

    51. Re:Wow by Fallingwater · · Score: 1

      ...and how well 7 runs on netbooks even though it is slower than congealed shit.

      I'm by no means a fanboy or shill - in fact, I hate Microsoft and their operating system and am a Linux user at heart - but when one must use Windows, I've personally found that 7 behaves better in almost all environments - exceptions being the truly slow netbooks such as those early 12" abominations using Z520 Atoms.

    52. Re:Wow by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Right. Because Slashdot is swarming with investors and stockholders, and a 5 digit UID is less legitimate than your own. I have to admire the level of bullshit accepted by the average slashbot when it comes to Microsoft. The hatred makes you guys more moronic than some of the most delusional Apple fanboys. Then again, you're the same bunch.

      Actually, you are correct. I did not take the time to read the full comments carefully. However, after reading them, it is apparent that the posters were guessing as to what the marketing departments might be thinking. For example, take this comment:

      You're right. There is a lot more to the mobile phone market than the high-end smart phone. Compared to any smart phone these two devices can't compete. But against the EnV, Backflip, etc I'd say they're more than interesting. I think the low to mid end of the mobile phone market is under-served with quality devices, there's a plethora of phones out there, but very few that are any good.

      If these phones are executed well, they could definitely fill a gap in the market.

      What I find most interesting about them is the ability to use a Zune Pass to download OTA. Either you're into music subscriptions or you're not, but I'm perfectly happy with the model and have used Rhapsody for years now. VZW currently has a rhapsody app for phones, but you can't use your to-go subscription to download songs OTA, and to rub salt in the wound it's something like 1.99 to purchase a song you can buy on your PC for .99. If you can download OTA for 'free' that could really increase the appeal of these phones.

      Yeah, the phone is underwhelming if you're looking at it along with Android devices and the iPhone. The thing is, not everyone is, and phones like this are going to have appeal to people who are looking one tier below a smart phone.

      Also note that the poster's name is BillG@Microsoft.com :-)

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    53. Re:Wow by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      I've been using outlook for 2+ years at my last place, and 4 years here. As part of normal day to day work, it's... "OK". But when I had to do something outside the range of "normal", it sucks ass.

    54. Re:Wow by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      I'm using Outlook 2010. Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V didn't work for me. I thought I was being stupid, so I actually pulled in witnesses to all the stupidity.

      Synching and exporting the 2Gig file - no idea what is wrong. Seriously. I'm sitting there, watching this - not running anything else box - just going I know I can, I know I can. But it's not the primary mailbox, it's secondary mailboxes I've attached to. I think Outlook just has issues with secondary mailboxes, because my primary mailbox (ie, *MY* mail acct) syncs across pretty quickly, and my mailbox is 4-5Gig in size.

      OST->PST: No standalone tools is what I mean. Obviously I know about Export - that's what I was doing and watching it go for one whole day...

      As for File -> Import and Export - I know. Now go find it in Outlook 2010. They screwed with it.

      Expletives: I was expected to deliver that crap much earlier. Kept having to delay cos this shit just doesn't work. Bleh. Fucking embarrassment.

  2. Ummm, what the eff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is the end of the summary not really intelligible?

    1. Re:Ummm, what the eff? by The13thSin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, and it should link to the original source of the story, not this crappy write-up on some unknown blog.

      Original: [link]

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  3. Summary is wrong by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Facebook didn't hire them to publish stories against Google. That would be libel. They merely hired them to help educate the public about Google's anti-privacy practices that may violate the Consumer Protection Act. That's all. It's just part of Facebook's ongoing efforts to help educate us all and make us better consumers.

    And who better to educate us on privacy than Facebook, after all--a company well-known for its respect for user privacy?

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    1. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's an incorrect summary? Hiring a PR company to publish stories about some of Google's practices that may (or may) not violate laws could cleary cause people to have a more negative view of Google and can be fairly described as 'publishing stories against Google', right?

    2. Re:Summary is wrong by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Informative

      Facebook didn't hire them to publish stories against Google. That would be libel.

      Not if the stories are true.

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    3. Re:Summary is wrong by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Google would contend in a court of law that they are not. So that would at least mean the possibility of a lawsuit. If Facebook were to concede malice right off the bat, Google would already be halfway there. But nothing malicious about a mere educational campaign, right?

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    4. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=define:sarcasm&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&channel=suggest

    5. Re:Summary is wrong by SolemnDwarf · · Score: 1

      This is a pretty common practice amongst companies. Especially if there's another company eating into your market share. A company I used to work for did the same thing to try to combat Wal-Mart.

      Not the nicest or most honorable thing to do; but then again, this is business. You don't get extra points for being the nice guy (most of the time).

    6. Re:Summary is wrong by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

      "You don't get extra points for being the nice guy (most of the time)."

      Google is trying to be the exception in that regard and thats why i hope they will succeed. Wouldnt it be nice if a business could survive without being a total prick like Microsoft? If Google comes out ontop despite being bullied by the likes of Microsoft and Facebook perhaps other companies become inspired to run a business without raping their customers at every chance.

      I would like that but i guess some people really like being taken by Ballmer from behind chanting Developers! Developers! Developers! while emptying their wallets.

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    7. Re:Summary is wrong by mysidia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not if the stories are true.

      They don't have to be true to avoid being libel.

      They just have to avoid sufficient provable malice or negligence rising to the level of malice for a claim of libel to succeed.

    8. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only true in the UK (AFAIK). In the US, it is impossible for anything to be slander or libel if it is true.

    9. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So selling products to customers is bad?

      But selling ads to users is good?

      Got it. I'm still confused, but I got it.

    10. Re:Summary is wrong by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      You answered the wrong question. The point you make is not relevant to the post you respond too.

      In the UK, saying something TRUE can be libel. In the US, saying something TRUE can not be libel.

      In both cases, you can say something untrue, but it still does not fall under libel.

    11. Re:Summary is wrong by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the UK something which you can prove to be true cannot be libel. However, the onus is on the defendant to prove that the statement they made was true, rather than the onus being on the plaintiff to prove that it was false.

    12. Re:Summary is wrong by Khyber · · Score: 2

      "I'm pretty sure Google would contend in a court of law that they are not."

      Did you already forget the story either yesterday or before about Yahoo, Google, etc sending out a letter to California Legislature stating essentially that if they were not allowed to violate our privacy, the economy would go to shit?

      That's the first piece of evidence I'd submit against them to show they're full of shit.

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    13. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So selling products to customers is bad?

      But selling ads to users is good?

      Got it. I'm still confused, but I got it.

      Wow. I'm just going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not just an embarrassingly obvious troll and therefore you must be REALLY confused. Can you point out to me where in that post the GP made mention of either of those? Or do you really just instinctively equate "being a total prick" with "selling products"?

      At this point, I'd say this is more about your own repressed bitterness than it is about business. Do you perhaps have something about your childhood you want to get off your chest?

    14. Re:Summary is wrong by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the UK something which you can prove to be true cannot be libel. However, the onus is on the defendant to prove that the statement they made was true, rather than the onus being on the plaintiff to prove that it was false.

      I think that there are very rare exceptions - things deliberately intended to mislead. Like if I say "XXX visited a prostitute five times" but I knew perfectly well that he was a doctor acting in the course of his work and had a nurse present.

    15. Re:Summary is wrong by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Google is trying to be the exception in that regard

      Not really. People here don't often acknowledge it, but 'Don't Be Evil' is a pretty low hurdle to clear.

    16. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truly, we owe Facebook a debt of gratitude for educating us like this.

  4. Pot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't call the kettle black, it sounds so much more believable when someone else does! GJ FB

    1. Re:Pot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You winz! Off to read another topic. Good bye.

  5. Why? by chemicaldave · · Score: 1

    To distract the public from their own misdoings? Where do their business models collide?

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To distract the public from their own misdoings? Where do their business models collide?

      First sentence answers the second. Their business models collide in the "selling user's private information" market.

    2. Re:Why? by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess Buzz and Google's other efforts really did scare them.

    3. Re:Why? by chemicaldave · · Score: 1

      Their business models collide in the "selling user's private information" market.

      That's only part of the business model. Facebook garners information via a social network, Google does it via search engine, email, videos, et al, but not social networking. And another thing, for all these tech companies being with in a few miles of each other (Oracle, Apple, Facebook, Google, etc.) I dont see nearly enough real-world pranks going on at rivals' campuses.

    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And another thing, for all these tech companies being with in a few miles of each other (Oracle, Apple, Facebook, Google, etc.) I dont see nearly enough real-world pranks going on at rivals' campuses.

      Somehow I don't see Oracle as a prank-pulling company. I imagine any attempt at humour results in a 40 minute presentation from management on how productivity dipped 0.3% for ten minutes due to unsanctioned employee interactivity.

    5. Re:Why? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      On Facebook your having web 2.0 fun with real people you know. Only old people search with text strings and get watched by the NSA.

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    6. Re:Why? by miffo.swe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You know what? I think Buzz works very well and i like it, much because of the people using it. Instead of a crazed cacophony of updates i couldn't care less about i can read interesting stuff from people i know wont degenerate into pre-pubertal shouting.

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    7. Re:Why? by statusbar · · Score: 3

      Oracle's pranks are always at their customer's expense.

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    8. Re:Why? by martyros · · Score: 1

      i can read interesting stuff from people i know wont degenerate into pre-pubertal shouting.

      You've got the wrong friends.

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  6. EverythingNew.net might want to consider... by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...hiring a native speaker to edit their English language edition. Anyone who has successfully completed third grade could help them.

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    1. Re:EverythingNew.net might want to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    2. Re:EverythingNew.net might want to consider... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Slashdot editors failed 3rd grade? That's unpossible.

    3. Re:EverythingNew.net might want to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like plain old blogspam. Honestly eds could have cut out that page altogether and linked directly to the article the blog references.

    4. Re:EverythingNew.net might want to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're referring to the summary, it's a bit convoluted, but it's certainly valid English. Give it a try on the Stanford parser, for instance, and see for yourself.

    5. Re:EverythingNew.net might want to consider... by ProfessorKaos64 · · Score: 0

      Number one: learn the definition of "impossible." Number two: He was referencing EverythingNew.net, NOT slashdot...Did you pass 3rd grade?

    6. Re:EverythingNew.net might want to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me love you long time.

    7. Re:EverythingNew.net might want to consider... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Yes, in 3rd grade we learned not to include vital information in the title if you're going to start your comment there. Also, we learned that the wooshing sound some people sometimes hear doesn't quite register.

    8. Re:EverythingNew.net might want to consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I admit that is confusing sometimes when people do it here, but it is all part of the joke/tagline, and expected at slashdot. Welcome.

  7. Wrong Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The link in TFA, goes to a website's (poor) summary of the original article, on another website. Couldn't the effort have at least been made to link to the original article in TFA? I mean, it was the matter of pressing "source" at the bottom...

  8. Another case of "they did it first!!!!1111" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing to see here, folks, move along.

  9. Takes one to know one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black to me!

  10. the egg or the chicken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did Google pay someone to publish that one?

  11. if there is already a market for professional liar by kubitus · · Score: 0, Troll
    then God will not save America, as they professionally sin against:

    9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

    10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.”

  12. what is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zionists vs. fascists? I dunno what's going on.

  13. Which is why education is important by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is why the dumbing-down of our educational system is so tragic.

    The fact is that we have access to more information than any people in history, but if one is unable to think CRITICALLY about the data, it's almost worse than useless.

    Why, do you suppose, Fox News is telling us about Obama's latest gaffe?
    Why, do you suppose, a failed presidential candidate makes a movie telling us how the world is going to hell?

    Certainly, the basic information could be true or false; more likely it's a careful presentation of the factual or a blend of fact and supposition in order to encourage a specific response in the reader.

    Without a good education we're unable to participate as useful citizens, and are merely a remotely-controlled 'demographic' that marches according to what the media tells us to. Sadly, this programming has always been with us and always will. The educational system used to program us to be good, unquestioningly patriotic citizens, but at least squeezed in some knowledge in the meanwhile. Now it programs our kids into reflexive iconoclasts, that they are 'good' regardless of what they do, and that their self-esteem is far more important than any silly facts, particularly if those facts came from dead white men.

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    1. Re:Which is why education is important by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Has the education system EVER been about being able to think critically about the data? Prior to "higher education", it seems to go out of the way to discourage it.

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    2. Re:Which is why education is important by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fact is that we have access to more information than any people in history, but if one is unable to think CRITICALLY about the data, it's almost worse than useless.

      Having ACCESS to the data, and having the data itself in front of you are two completely different things. Do you think that I'm going to spend my day looking for hard facts about Google or any other company I don't really care about. I have things to do!!

      This is all about the media industry and its _actual_ role as a hired out propaganda apparatus. Wealthy interests pay newspapers, radio and TV station to publish the stories those interests wish to see published. That's how the media operates and that's how it will _always_ operate.

      All that claptrap about "the free press" and "guardians of democracy" is a pile of cow dung, as anyone who lived through the last 10 years can easily tell. Read your history books and you will see that it has always been thus. The media consists almost entirely of hired shills, whose job it is to influence your opinion in exchange for money. This story is simply and admission by one of their clients.

      Todays Fun Fact: Most PR employees are in fact former journalists(or journalism majors).

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    3. Re:Which is why education is important by Machtyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is the Albert Einstein quote: "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education."

    4. Re:Which is why education is important by Sprouticus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perfect example of this is the spanish-American War which was fermented (but not initiated) almost by newspapers in New York. Pulitzer and Hearst should be curses.

    5. Re:Which is why education is important by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Has the education system EVER been about being able to think critically about the data? Prior to "higher education", it seems to go out of the way to discourage it.

      I think you missed the line where he said "Sadly, this programming has always been with us and always will."

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    6. Re:Which is why education is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the New York Times is a type of yeast? Don't you mean fomented?

    7. Re:Which is why education is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only wars directly initiated by New York papers are the ones we fight with Boston.

    8. Re:Which is why education is important by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      If you think that government-run schools want to produce people who are capable of critical thinking, then you're probably a product of the government-run school system.

    9. Re:Which is why education is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I missed the pun, if so color me stupid. The Spanish-American War which was fomented by Hearst et al.

    10. Re:Which is why education is important by jth4242 · · Score: 1

      This is why the dumbing-down of our educational system is so tragic.

      I think it's fantastic.

      As long as students are taught something, however irrelevant, no one complains.

      But if it becomes plain and obvious for everyone to see that it's nothing but malice that sends students to schools were learning isn't even a goal anymore, time will come where there is an end to this farce.

    11. Re:Which is why education is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the spanish-American War which was fermented

      I think the word you're looking for is fomented, unless the NYC papers of record discovered a way to create alcohol from war....

      -AC

  14. Wouldn't it be just as effective.... by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 1

    ...if Mark just created a Google is anti-privacy page on Facebook and paid people to 'like' it.

    1. Re:Wouldn't it be just as effective.... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      That would be about as effective as the "If Facebook doesn't stop fucking with us, we will stop using it!" pages that were created on Facebook.

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    2. Re:Wouldn't it be just as effective.... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      Stockholm Syndrome.

      Many victims of Zynga suffer severely for it, and Facebook is all about it.

  15. Poorly written [Re:Ummm, what the eff?] by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 3, Informative

    The summary is hard to read because the article itself is written in very poor English, making it hard to read. When there are two grammatical errors within in the first two words of the blog post, it's not a good sign.

    The Daily Beast article is much better written. (It links back to the USA Today article: http://www.usatoday.com/money/media/2011-05-06-google_n.htm , which lays out the campaign, although doesn't name Facebook)

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  16. privacy piracy by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    “The American people must be made aware of the now immediate intrusions into their deeply personal lives Google is cataloging and broadcasting every minute of every day-without their permission.”

    Never mind the immediate intrusions that facebook allows by making everything public by default, until you navigate to each individual item's options and raise the security settings to ensure not everyone can see it. But that was 'with your permission' I guess?

    But we at facebook who brag about 'the end of privacy as we know it' want to be the ones to pretend to warn you about your privacy.

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    He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
  17. Put this on pause by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 3, Informative

    The reporter "confirming" the story is Mr. Dan "Linux stole from SCO!" Lyons. A stopped clock twice a day and all that, but I wouldn't trust Lyons to report that water is wet and the sky is blue. I'd wait for confirmation from reputable sources before getting on opinion on this.

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    Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    1. Re:Put this on pause by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      My stopped clock is only correct once a day. I use a 24 hour clock you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:Put this on pause by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      To be fair Mr. Lyons admitted he was wrong and he was fooled by SCO.. It appears that Mr. Lyons simply didn't investigate SCO's claims thoroughly before espousing his opinion. Maybe from now on, he will be more skeptical.

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    3. Re:Put this on pause by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

      That's very true, and I respect that he fessed up and admitted it. No hemming and hawing - he flat-out said that he was wrong. But for four years, by his own admission he cheerfully accepted SCO's claims at face value and repeated them to his audience. Because of that, I don't give him any credibility in any other venue. That may change if his track record stays better than it had been, but that won't happen for me any time soon.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    4. Re:Put this on pause by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      I might be mixing Lyons up with some other big-name proponent of SCO, but didn't he also blame his failure to think critically on slashtards? Something about how all the vociferousness just made him want to double-down rather than actually apply any critical thinking?

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    5. Re:Put this on pause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the sky isn't always blue and I do remember hearing a serious story about dehydrated water (can't remember the specifics at the moment).

  18. This. Here. by symbolset · · Score: 1, Interesting
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  19. Corporate Mottos 2011 by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google - Don't be evil.
    Microsoft - Be incompetent.
    Intel - Be oligopolistic.
    Dell - Be beige.
    Acer - Be shoddy.
    HP - Be recurrent.
    Cisco - Be expensive.
    Sony - Be invasive.
    Twitter - Terse.
    Apple - Be exclusive.
    Facebook - Be evil.

    1. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

      Amazon - Be cloudy.
      Slashdot - Be a dupe.
      Yahoo - Be mediocre.
      Slashdot - Be a dupe.
      Wikipedia - Be {citation needed}.
      Ebay - Be A+++++.
      Youtube - Be dat vid suked ur gay u faget.
      Craigslist - Be a prostitute.
      RIM - Be outdated.
      Verizon - Be abusive.
      T-Mobile - Wear a sun dress.
      AT&T - Be... [carrier lost]

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    2. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Dell - Be beige

      Perhaps this is referring to something else? Their cases have been black since the late 1990's.

    3. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by ajs · · Score: 2
    4. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not much change there vs 2001, except for the newcomers. Also, the Google quote is incomplete:

      Google - Don't be evil. Evil is what Sergey Brin says is evil.

      There, fixed it for you. That's the entire quote; sort of puts it into a different context, no?

    5. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here let me fix that:

      Google - Say "don't be evil".
      Facebook - Say "Google be evil".

    6. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      circletimessquare - be a troll.

    7. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by Combatso · · Score: 1

      Linux - sudo be elite

    8. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by GJSchaller · · Score: 1

      Sony - Be invasive.

      Shouldn't that "Be invaded." ?

    9. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by instagib · · Score: 1

      PayPal - Be greedy.
      Wikileaks - Be there.
      Oracle - Be arrogant.
      SAP - Be a PITA.
      IBM - Been there, done that.
      Novell - 'been nice while it lasted.

    10. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by Hawke666 · · Score: 1

      In what world is this? They’re dark purple or grey. Sometimes the optical drives are black, or some of the trim, but that’s about it.

    11. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by jyx · · Score: 1

      Slashdot - Be a dupe.

    12. Re:Corporate Mottos 2011 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oracle: Be ready to pay through the nose.

  20. The class act that is Zuckerberg ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... continues to impress.

  21. Facebook did not have to do that by FudRucker · · Score: 0

    Google does a pretty good job of making an ass of themselves all on their own, that whole "do no evil" thing Google used to swear by, it is a load of crap, Google is just as evil as Apple or Microsoft or Oracle (their only in it for the money and would stomp on their own mothers to get it.

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    1. Re:Facebook did not have to do that by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Google does a pretty good job of making an ass of themselves all on their own, that whole "do no evil" thing Google used to swear by, it is a load of crap,

      That is a load of crap, because it's "don't be evil", troll.

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    2. Re:Facebook did not have to do that by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Sure, and the United States and most other "Western" countries are just as evil as, say, North Korea, Qaddafi, and (name any current dictator) willing to sacrifice the lives of their citizens at any whim.

    3. Re:Facebook did not have to do that by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      the US Gov is more of a thief than a murderer, but they do murder when necessary...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kleptocracy

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  22. uncle sam uses pr firms to hide neogodism murder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so that's good? like really physically smearing everybody & everything in real time, all the time. that's public relations, as we know it.

  23. "I know you are, but what am I?" by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    As a way of deflecting criticism, it is the first bit of rhetoric we all learn in our lives.

    And it apparently works in kindergarten, national politics, and corporate PR warfare.

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  24. Fake? by sridharo · · Score: 1

    Now, wait a minute, where's darling Steve ?
    I think its a smear campaign by a po'd Steve Jobs to entangle Google & Facebook and take some press off iphone location data fiasco.
    If only it was real...

  25. Pot Calling the Kettle Black? by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    I don't trust either pan to hold my data. I might get burned.

    1. Re:Pot Calling the Kettle Black? by ajs · · Score: 3, Informative

      So, why don't you trust Google to hold your data, out of curiosity. I'm biased for various reasons, but I think it's a fair question to ask. I trust my bank to hold my data, even though I'm pretty sure they abuse it (after calling to ask about a refinance of my mortgage, for example, I got 5 cold-calls about mortgages in 2 days). I trust my ISP with my private data even though I'm pretty sure they have a direct tap for warrantless wiretapping. I trust all sorts of entities with my data who I know to be lying bastards, but I've never known Google to be such.

      Everyone I know who works for them honestly believes that they try to do the right thing as often as they can. My friends who work for Yahoo! don't say that. My friends who work for Amazon don't quite say that, though they think it's better than most. My friends who work for many large corporations laugh a little or just get real quiet if you ask them that...

      So the evidence that I have at my disposal says that:

      1) Google's S1 filing is fairly honest (go read it... it's fascinating)

      2) Google is, at worst, an altruistic company that may well change over time.

      3) Given the choices that you do make to share personal data (with banks, ISPs, etc.) Google looks pretty good.

  26. Re:Summary is *not* wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Facebook didn't hire them to publish stories against Google. That would be libel.

    No, that is not libel. Not unless the stories are verifiably untrue.

  27. Original Daily Beast article by SiChemist · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's a link to the original article if anyone wants to read about it without the inventive grammar and composition of the awful linked blog post:

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-12/facebook-busted-in-clumsy-smear-attempt-on-google/

  28. Re:if there is already a market for professional l by Technician · · Score: 1

    The last 7 of the 10 commandments are generally enforced by law books in most countries by thousands of laws. The first 3 are the ones that bear direct reference to a religion.

    Quoting the last 2 should not have resulted in an attack on religion. They are basic commandments to stay out of the legal system. Violation of most of them even outside the church system is not a good idea.

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    The truth shall set you free!
  29. Re:if there is already a market for professional l by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    "The last 7 of the 10 commandments are generally enforced by law books in most countries by thousands of laws."

    Which countries have laws against coveting?

  30. Google doesn't need to do the same back, 'cause... by QilessQi · · Score: 2

    ...Facebook is its own negative-PR department.

  31. Poor Article by ShadowFoxx · · Score: 1

    This was such a poorly written article I don't know where to begin. The sources are not properly quoted. The grammar and spelling is worse than my own ( which is amazing)... I don't think I can trust the journalistic integrity of the source article due to it's own neglegence.

  32. Re:if there is already a market for professional l by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    They called bestiality laws,

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    If someone is passing you on the right, you are an asshole for driving in the wrong lane.
  33. On the Plus Side... by Lord+of+the+Fries · · Score: 2

    Given /.'s affinity for Dup's... we can be assured that within 24 hours, this story'll be reposted, but with reference to the DailyBeast article. Ain't redundancy great? :D

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    One man's pink plane is another man's blue plane.
  34. I think you ment "fomented"... by alispguru · · Score: 2

    ... although "fermented" does work here, come to think of it.

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    To a Lisp hacker, XML is S-expressions in drag.
  35. Insightful rather than Funny? by ron_ivi · · Score: 1

    They merely hired them to help educate the public about Google's anti-privacy practices that may violate the Consumer Protection Act.

    Personally I *LIKE* it when Facebook or anyone else calls out another companies questionable privacy policies; even if it comes from one of the biggest offenders themselves. I hope this inspires Google to help call out questionable privacy policies of Facebook too.

    It's just like when China and the US point fingers at each other or Human Rights violations. I vehemently disagree with those who say the US shouldn't criticize China until it looks at it's own abuses or vice-versa. IMHO it's good any time such violations are pointed out.

    And who better to educate us on privacy than Facebook, after all--a company well-known for its respect for user privacy?

    Indeed! You said it jokingly, but no doubt they've given quite a bit of thought to how sleazily they can approach the legal grey areas around privacy; and if they see someone cross a line that even squicked them out, I hope they warn people about it.

    I just hope others do the same to them as well.

  36. I wish they would stop whoring out /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linking to a semi-literate blog post that is ABOUT some other article is idiotic. Just link to the original article. Linking to some linkwhore blog that spews up a word-salad ABOUT the article just makes /. into a linkwhore-enabler.

    You used to be better than this, Taco.

  37. Links by David44357 · · Score: 1

    The USA Today article that first broke the story about the secret smear campaign: http://www.usatoday.com/money/media/2011-05-06-google_n.htm

    The Daily Beast article that broke the story that the client paying for the campaign was Facebook: http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-12/facebook-busted-in-clumsy-smear-attempt-on-google/?cid=topic:mostrecent1#

    The actual email string between the reporter and a Burson employee that started this whole thing: http://pastebin.com/zaeTeJeJ

    -David
    david44357.com

  38. media history by manaway · · Score: 2

    All that claptrap about "the free press" and "guardians of democracy" is a pile of cow dung, as anyone who lived through the last 10 years can easily tell. Read your history books and you will see that it has always been thus.

    This is true only if U.S. history begins at World War II. In the late 1800s and early 1900s there were labor papers which were mainly subscription supported, with local news, educational articles, and union events. There were many of these, some small, some with a broader reach. For example as late as the 1930s the Institute for Propaganda Analysis, which taught people how to read and think critically, had significant influence.

    The media consists almost entirely of hired shills, whose job it is to influence your opinion in exchange for money.

    While this is generally true of US corporate news, here are four exceptions: Amnesty International, Christian Science Monitor, DemocracyNow, and Z Magazine.

    It's the ad-supported news that increasingly becomes business-supporting news; particularly when the news media organization is owned by big business.

  39. Dan did eventually recant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His initial enthusiasm for TSG was all underdog vs. Goliath (IBM) and all that.

    Given how few journos do apologize, I actually give him some props.

  40. Re:This. Here. by Kalriath · · Score: 1

    Why leave it there? It's pointless and irrelevant. It's like saying that because my superannuation scheme has shares in Microsoft and/or Google, I'm personally responsible for everything they do.

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    For a site about things like basic rights, Slashdot users sure do like to censor "dissent".
  41. Re:This. Here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the notion is so obviously absurd, why challenge it? Let it fail on its own. All you've done now is draw attention to it, inviting others to argue the point.

    Here, I'll start: "Follow the money."

  42. I sense a trend here... by MimeticLie · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "For the past few days, a mystery has been unfolding in Silicon Valley. Somebody, it seems, hired Burson-Marsteller, a top public-relations firm, to pitch anti-Google stories to newspapers, urging them to investigate claims that Google was invading people’s privacy"

    Burson-Marsteller, Burson-Marsteller... Why does that name sound so familiar? Oh yeah. They were slinging anti-Google propaganda for ICOMP (Initiative for a Competitive Online Marketplace), which (scroll down to the very bottom) is a lobbying arm of Microsoft.

    BM has claimed that the smear job for Facebook "was not at all standard operating procedure and is against our policies", but it seems to me that it's just business as usual for them. The last time they did this, pitching to business executives that time, they also didn't disclose who hired them ("Others suggested that by not disclosing who Burson-Marsteller was representing, the firm was breaking the spirit of political lobby firms' code of conduct.").

    Not only that, but BM also hired Eric Schmidt's ex mistress/fiancée, presumably connected with their ongoing anti-Google efforts. And they were behind the National Smokers Alliance campaign back in the mid '90s. Plus, if this post is to be believed, they were also involved with a number of other very dubious organizations (I didn't have time to run them all down, but the ones I did check into seem true).


    The whole "Facebook and Google are having a spat" thing isn't really news, but I find it interesting how such a scummy company can be considered "one of the top international PR firms out there". Also, I regret that I didn't find this Slate article until after typing this post. It backs up the list of clients in the forum post above (but in case you don't want to follow either link: the Argentine junta, the Nigerian junta, Union Carbide, Blackwater, and Nicolae Ceausescu are among the undeniably bad/evil ones).

  43. Pot and kettle deserve each other by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They deserve each other! Two fascist entities milking a historical right place at right time break to sell out on the biggest scale their newly hired bean counters can imagine, devoid of ethics.

    Google has produced worse software than previously conceivable, with their decadent founders fantasizing that a faux open source sugar coating will somehow conceal their fascist soul, as Facebook attempts to catch up to their bigger brother at all costs.

    Assange is no doubt accurate that they are fulfilling the most paranoid imaginings anyone ever had about Microsoft.

  44. Yes, investors get information from Slashdot. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    "Because Slashdot is swarming with investors and stockholders"

    That is definitely one way investors get information. They read the buzz on places like Slashdot.

    1. Re:Yes, investors get information from Slashdot. by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Then they are idiots. This place is swarming with corporate fanboys.

  45. but i'm not by KingBenny · · Score: 0

    it benefits the ones we call us, lets not make a fuss about it

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    Free speech was meant to be free for all... how can anyone grow up in a nanny state ?
  46. Why do YOU read Slashdot? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Why do you read Slashdot?

    Because there is often useful information, even though there are a lot of uninteresting comments. Investors do the same.

    1. Re:Why do YOU read Slashdot? by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of the information on Slashdot is wrong. I only come here to flame.