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Porn Reportedly Found At Bin Laden Compound
Hugh Pickens writes "Reuters reports that a stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the US commandos who killed him. The pornography consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity. Officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials and it is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography but a video released by the Obama administration confiscated from the compound showed bin Laden watching pictures of himself on a TV screen, indicating that the compound was equipped with video playback equipment. Officials familiar with evidence gathered during investigations of other Islamic militants said the discovery of pornography is not uncommon in such cases." Is it too cynical to mention that the US government has a vested interest in denigrating Bin Laden, and that he's no longer around to deny this claim?
Guy walks into a bar and orders a "bin laden"
What's that? replies the bar tender
"Two shots in the head and a splash"
...since it took this long for the commandos to report it.
He hadn't bin laden how long? Time for some porn and a little alone time!
I heard one of the DVD's was "Monica does Bill".
Take Nobody's Word For It.
Obviously nobody actually read the article. It was stuff that is offensive to muslim beliefs. Here's the top 12 videos:
1. "Miss Piggy does Dallas"
2. "Makin' Bacon"
3. "2 Pigs in a Blanket"
4. "Porky Pig Got Fingered"
5. "Ham and Cheezy"
6. "Doing the 'Flying Pig'"
7. "3 Little Pigs, One Cup"
8. "Hogzilla Attacks"
9. "Pearls Before Swine"
10. "Squeal Like a Pig!"
11. "The Adventures of Peter Porker, Spider-Ham"
12. "Swine Flew Epidemic - Attack of the Killer Hogs"
Let's call it what it is, Anti-Social Media.
I think this will backfire against the US... it will actually make him appear super-human. He had porn _without_ internet access... I mean how does that happen???
Talk about an overreaction, man you Americans are a touchy lot.
Now you know why all the convenience stores are owned my muslims.
You are welcome on my lawn.
Euphoria.
most men have some porn stashed somewhere
... like under their wife's clothes?
Very clever! She would never think to look for it hidden in her own dresser drawer.
Maybe it was videos of Iranian women taking off their headwear and shaking their hair?
1. You may be a terrorist if... You wear a Casio watch
2. You may be a terrorist if... You use large amounts of shampoo and like to travel
3. You may be a terrorist if... You dislike low-tech fondling by strangers
4. You may be a terrorist if... You refuse maid service
5. You may be a terrorist if... You pay for a hotel in cash
6. You may be a terrorist if... You use a video camera in a non-designated video recording area
7. You may be a terrorist if... Your car has boxes or bags in it
8. You may be a terrorist if... You own a GPS unit
9. You may be a terrorist if... You take pictures of buildings and landmarks
10. You may be a terrorist if... You are unemployed and in possession of cash
11 You may be a terrorist if... You are a pregnant women and carry around bulky diaper bags
12. You may be a terrorist if... You or somebody you live with is in possession of pornography