Final Attempts To Contact Mars Spirit Rover Fail
dotancohen writes "After nearly a year of trying to reestablish communications with the Mars Spirit rover, NASA has decided to suspend efforts. Communications channels used to contact the vehicle (redesignated from "rover" to "spot" when it got stuck in a sand trap) will be used to develop a communications base with the next Mars rover: the ambitious Mars Science Laboratory."
They know EXACTLY where it is so when we finally get to Mars we can go get it.
I call it 'The Aristocrats'
http://xkcd.com/695/
Spirit succeeded well beyond the initial planned for mission that was only supposed to last 90 days. This is a real triumph of engineering. The headline shouldn't be about failure but about how this lasted 20 times as long as it was intended. Oh, and of course there's the obligatory xkcd http://xkcd.com/695/ . And if you don't tear up a little bit on reading that then you don't have a heart.
forever alone
and find it yourself.
Thanks for all the hard work!
A bit surprised that I haven't seen concerns about the next rover (Mars Science Laboratory) using plutonium as its power source. Perhaps the complaints will start when the launch date gets closer.
...Howard Wolowitz!
I'm by no means a scientist or really follow any of this stuff. I might even be horribly wrong.
My idea is simple. What if NASA crowd sources?
Do amateurs have access to stuff that will hit Mars?
The first team to get in contact / control of the rover has a mission named after them or wins some sort of prize etc.
NASA does something cool, they spend very little money, and they get their toy back.
Would it jeopardize the other functional rover? Does any other space stuff use the same tech? I can see that being the two problems to the idea.
Farewell good rover. You did a great job and I look forward to you being in the Mars Smithsonian in a couple centuries.
M
Browse at 1. You'll thank me later.
K'Breel, Speaker for the Council of Elders, spake thus:
When a rather plump intelligence analyst suggested that today's victory was merely the result of normal seasonal changes, and that there still remained the issue of the second - still operational - invader, and furthermore, that code names gleaned from transmissions from the blue planet indicated the imminent launch of an even more powerful foe with a power source not subject to seasonal weather changes, K'Breel ordered that the analyst's gelsacs be frozen solid, irradiated, and thrown into the Planetary Trench. "Curiosity," said K'Breel, "felled the fat."
From what I've seen of that age group, you have to physically walk over to it, make eye contact, and repeat your command.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X2fdGEWOhA
It's dead, Jim.
It's Dead.. Jim
...all those golfers at NASA and they couldn't avoid a sand trap? C'mon, seriously?
Reality is prettier inside my head...
A little rover
Ever to remain on Mars
You did well, Spirit
General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
http://xkcd.com/695/
C'mon - lets just go there and get it! What's the hold up? I'm ready right now.
Authority questions you. Return the favor. -- d474
We all know what REALLY happened. The Martians got pissed of with us exporting our SUV's and causing Global Warming on their planet, so they took baseball bats to it. Remember, only humans can cause Global Warming; not Martians, not the Sun, nothing else is possible!
Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
obligatory goatkcd for those that post the obligatory xkcd
Perhaps soon we can send someone to come get you and show you to the place of honor you deserve for the path you have forged and the places you have pioneered.
I'll meet you at the intersection of "Should be" and "Reality"
Come on NASA, Open Source all the communication protocols, and such and let Amateurs have a Go at it, what have you got to Lose???
Blirit.