Happy Towel Day!
An anonymous reader writes "Douglas Adams died about ten years ago and fans have not forgotten about the beloved author and the importance of having a towel. Today is Towel Day and people from all over the world are holding events to celebrate Adams. Some of the events include: a gladiator towel fight in France, concerts in Denmark & Russia, a march against Vogon Violence in Brazil, and a talk on science in the Hitchhiker's Guide in the UK. A Canadian group even ran a contest to select an Intergalactic Towel Day Ambassador for Earth."
do you want to get high with me?
Unix, an obscure operating system developed by bored researchers in an attempt to get a better game playing experience.
You're the worst character ever towlie
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I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
I talk about stuff.
It's also African Liberation Day / Africa Day (And has been since before Towel Day).
Some of the things in the Hitchhikers' books brought me to tears from laughing so hard. The first time Slartibartfast reveals his name. The talking cow in the restaurant at the end of the universe. Marvin making the security robot so angry it destroyed itself. Ah, nostalgia.
Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
Meesa have three words for yousa, and two of them are "Jar".
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