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Zuckerberg Only Eating Animals He Personally Kills
theodp writes "Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has begun personally slaying animals for food, part of a resolution to fully appreciate the meat he eats by limiting it to that which he personally kills. Zuckerberg has mostly been vegetarian since making the vow, but his hands-on kills thus far include a goat, pig, chicken and a lobster. 'He cut the throat of the goat with a knife,' Zuckerberg pal Jesse Cool told FORTUNE, 'which is the most kind way to do it.'"
I heard he actually has someone else kill the animal and then steps in and claims credit for the kill.
The man claimed no foul, as he had killed Zuckerberg himself before enjoying his meal
But clearly you have something better to say...
Which is why I mostly eat spiders out of tissues :(
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I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the slaughtering pens of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, has the stomach to do.
:wq
He's not gone off the deep end yet. We reserve that judgement til he takes a dozen tech journalists to a remote island and declares "The hunt ...is on".
I give it a week.
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People of Palo Alto, HIDE YOUR HUMAN INFANTS!
Is he eating the 4th Amendment to the US Constitution?
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
When I was a wee lad, I thought that a veterinarian would put the animal, say a cow, under and cut out a steak. After that, he'd stitch it back together and back to the rolling hills of the farm for it.
Then my mom explained what really happened...
Trolling is a art,
ATTENTION CmdrTaco-
Do not accept any invites from Mark Zuckerberg to visit his outfit in exchange for T-Shirts.
I repeat- Do not accept any invites from Mark Zuckerberg to visit his outfit in exchange for T-Shirts.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
...Big deal, get a hunting rifle and go get a deer, moose, elk...
Pffft, a rifle. A real man goes into the woods naked and unarmed, and kills his prey by ripping out its throat with his teeth.
And a real woman tells him to stay the hell out of the house until he's hosed himself off.
Warn your Gummi Bears not to wander the streets without an adult being present!