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  1. Re:I go to a fair amount of movies on The Average Movie Theater Has Hundreds of Screens · · Score: 1

    It's annoying when it's someone sitting next to or in front of you; otherwise, it's not noticeable. Oh, and clicky sounds when typing are a big distraction.

  2. Relevant on Testing the MongoDB Global Write Lock Improvements · · Score: 5, Funny
  3. Do you think I deserve your full attention? on Zuckerberg Only Eating Animals He Personally Kills · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the slaughtering pens of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, has the stomach to do.

  4. Just die already on CDC Warns of Zombie Apocalypse · · Score: 1

    Isn't this zombie-mania past its prime yet? It was funny for a while, but now it's just overplayed.

  5. Re:Power? on A $25 PC On a USB Stick · · Score: 0

    It's powered by the owner's ego.

  6. Here comes the alchemy on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 4, Funny

    We're that much closer to mastering alchemy, because someday we'll be able to produce anti-antimony, i.e. mon(e)y.

  7. Google? on MySpace Loses Ten Million Users In One Month · · Score: 1

    Can't it just Google them?

  8. Re:Java on Java Creator James Gosling Hired At Google · · Score: 1

    Well-played, sir.

  9. Re:Java on Java Creator James Gosling Hired At Google · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would have expected Bill Gates to have a much, much lower Slashdot number.

  10. "Quaker guns" on Russian Army Upgrades Its Inflatable Weapons · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Confederates did something like this in the early days of the US Civil War--they painted logs to look like cannons, and they often succeeded in fooling Union surveillance. Why "Quaker" guns? Because the Quakers were (and are) avowed pacifists (except for the one who was elected President of the US). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaker_Gun

  11. What ads? on Did Google Go Instant Just To Show More Ads? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What are these "ads" of which you speak? Sincerely, Just Another AdBlock user

  12. Silly prosecutors on Apple Exec Stashed $150,000 In Shoe Boxes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't they realize that's just a prototype for the long-rumored iStash?

  13. Re:Translation (continued): on Paul McCartney On Music In the Digital World · · Score: 1

    That's because he owns the copyrights to Buddy Holly's catalog, and February 2008 marks the 50th anniversary of the day Holly's plane went down in an Iowa field. My understanding is that the Holly catalog is a significant source of Sir Paul's 800 million.

  14. Re:How can you "lose" 698/700 boxes??? on Apollo 11 TV Tapes Go Missing · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is the U.S. government we're talking about. Shouldn't the question be, "How did they manage not to lose 2 of the 700 boxes?"

  15. Google's layout must be too rich on EU to Develop Search Engine · · Score: 1
    The developers plan to make Quaero available on all platforms, including PCs, mobile devices and digital TVs.
    "All platforms" must surely include the Minitel, which, with its a text-only display, would choke on the rich graphics with which Google festoons its pages.
  16. The Latin pedant steps in... on EU to Develop Search Engine · · Score: 5, Funny
    'Quaero' (Latin for 'to search')
    No, it's Latin for 'I search'. The author should have Googled it.
  17. Re:For those to lazy to read the blog on Firefox Improves Pop-Up Ad Blocking · · Score: 1

    The Adblock extension is your friend. Imagine the "Block images from ..." contextual menu option on steroids.

  18. What I'd /like/ to be doing on the side... on What Do People in the IT Field Do for Side Jobs? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...is more home improvement projects for myself and neighbors. IT geeks would seem to be the ideal candidates to be moonlighting handymen.
    • It provides an element of physical labor that, shall we say, is lacking in your day job.
    • It's the ultimate form of hacking, and you know that you could do a better job than whatever slob worked on it before you
    • There's a tangible ROI on almost anything you do. Even minor things will make your house look nicer and probably raise its value. Major things (for one person to do), like reinsulating your attic, will have a profound effect on your heating & cooling bills.
    • The money isn't half bad, once you really start to know what you're doing.
  19. Textbook example of misleading statistics on Intel's Expensive Disco Ball · · Score: 1

    The best part of the article is the stock-price chart that almost makes it look as though because AMD's stock price is approaching that of Intel's, that AMD is catching up with the 800 lb. gorilla. The real point of the graph, however, should be that Intel's stock price has fallen steadily over the past 12 months (high 30s to mid 20s), while AMD's hovered around 15 for the first six months, dropped along with Intel, then shot up to the low 20s in the past few weeks.

  20. Most recently, setting focus on name/password form on Top Ten Persistent Design Flaws · · Score: 1

    My vote for #8 is the increasingly common practice of clearing login name and password fields when a page has finished loading. Almost as bad is the practice of simply setting the focus to the login name field. I don't know how many times part of my password starts showing up in the name field because I've started typing before the page has finished loading.

  21. Re:On the Written Word on Top Ten Persistent Design Flaws · · Score: 1
    Not true. It is well-established that ancient Greek (as well as many other classical languages) was written with no spaces between words.

    Not only that, but really ancient Greek could be written in "boustrophedon" (lit. "as the cow moves") style--that is, in either direction!

    SOATYPICALSENTENCEWOULDREADLIKETHIS
    !SIHTEKILDAERDLUOWENOTXENEHTDNA
  22. Re:Patent Office Arson... on Some Of The Lost X-Patents Found · · Score: 1

    Or in Alexandria, where the new headquarters were recently completed.

  23. Ancient Indians put the "rock" in "rock music" on Giant Sub-Woofer · · Score: 1

    If you think that that's big, you should check out the Kupgal Hill in India, a Stone Age (no pun intended) grove of boulders that were used as enormous drums by an ancient culture.

  24. Re:Is this the one in the photo or not? on For sale: Eurotunnel Tunnel Boring Machine · · Score: 1
    Actually all four of the TBMs used to dig the main tunnels (two per tunnel) are buried. The problem is that the tunnel was lined behind the TBMs, so that it was no longer big enough for the TBM to be backed out. (They did salvage the computers, etc., what's left buried is mostly the structure.)
    They should have simply turned each machine to bore vertically upward. No, wait...
  25. No Computer Scientists at Diebold? on Avi Rubin's Thoughts On e-Voting · · Score: 1
    Best quote:

    There were also some security issues that I found to be much worse than I expected. All of the tallies are kept on PCMCIA cards. At the end of the election, each of those cards is loaded onto one machine, designated as the zero machine. (I found it interesting that Diebold numbered the machines 0 through n-1, disproving my notion that they don't have anyone on board who knows anything about Computer Science.) (emphasis mine)