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Zuckerberg Only Eating Animals He Personally Kills

Posted by samzenpus on from the welcome-to-my-food-list dept.

theodp writes "Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has begun personally slaying animals for food, part of a resolution to fully appreciate the meat he eats by limiting it to that which he personally kills. Zuckerberg has mostly been vegetarian since making the vow, but his hands-on kills thus far include a goat, pig, chicken and a lobster. 'He cut the throat of the goat with a knife,' Zuckerberg pal Jesse Cool told FORTUNE, 'which is the most kind way to do it.'"

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  1. I heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard he actually has someone else kill the animal and then steps in and claims credit for the kill.

    1. Re:I heard... by Puzzles · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually Zuckerberg does the killing himself. However the Winkelvoss twins claim the kills for themselves.

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  2. I've been doing this for years! by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which is why I mostly eat spiders out of tissues :(

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  3. Do you think I deserve your full attention? by tibbetts · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the slaughtering pens of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, has the stomach to do.

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  4. Re:To this, I say, so what? by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's not gone off the deep end yet. We reserve that judgement til he takes a dozen tech journalists to a remote island and declares "The hunt ...is on".

    I give it a week.

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  5. Re:To this, I say, so what? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

    People of Palo Alto, HIDE YOUR HUMAN INFANTS!

    Is he eating the 4th Amendment to the US Constitution?

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  6. Re:To this, I say, so what? by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    When I was a wee lad, I thought that a veterinarian would put the animal, say a cow, under and cut out a steak. After that, he'd stitch it back together and back to the rolling hills of the farm for it.

    Then my mom explained what really happened...

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  7. Re:To this, I say, so what? by jcoy42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ATTENTION CmdrTaco-

    Do not accept any invites from Mark Zuckerberg to visit his outfit in exchange for T-Shirts.

    I repeat- Do not accept any invites from Mark Zuckerberg to visit his outfit in exchange for T-Shirts.

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  8. Re:Not a big deal by Shabazz+Rabbinowitz · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Big deal, get a hunting rifle and go get a deer, moose, elk...

    Pffft, a rifle. A real man goes into the woods naked and unarmed, and kills his prey by ripping out its throat with his teeth.




    And a real woman tells him to stay the hell out of the house until he's hosed himself off.