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Zuckerberg Only Eating Animals He Personally Kills

theodp writes "Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has begun personally slaying animals for food, part of a resolution to fully appreciate the meat he eats by limiting it to that which he personally kills. Zuckerberg has mostly been vegetarian since making the vow, but his hands-on kills thus far include a goat, pig, chicken and a lobster. 'He cut the throat of the goat with a knife,' Zuckerberg pal Jesse Cool told FORTUNE, 'which is the most kind way to do it.'"

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  1. To this, I say, so what? by Kenja · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really unsure why I should care... this seems more of a People Magazine article then News For Nerds.

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    1. Re:To this, I say, so what? by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's not gone off the deep end yet. We reserve that judgement til he takes a dozen tech journalists to a remote island and declares "The hunt ...is on".

      I give it a week.

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    2. Re:To this, I say, so what? by Omnifarious · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, killing animals for food is 'going off the deep end'? I lived on a farm from ages 5-11. We slaughtered several of our animals for food. That's where the meat comes from after all, or weren't you aware?

      Maybe you lived in a city your whole life and got it nicely packaged for you in a supermarket or pre-cooked and now you want to consider people who actually kill the animals as somehow beneath you, or having 'gone off the deep end'? Maybe you should reconsider your food choices if you want to avoid looking like either a blatant classist or a hypocrite.

    3. Re:To this, I say, so what? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

      People of Palo Alto, HIDE YOUR HUMAN INFANTS!

      Is he eating the 4th Amendment to the US Constitution?

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    4. Re:To this, I say, so what? by jcoy42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ATTENTION CmdrTaco-

      Do not accept any invites from Mark Zuckerberg to visit his outfit in exchange for T-Shirts.

      I repeat- Do not accept any invites from Mark Zuckerberg to visit his outfit in exchange for T-Shirts.

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    5. Re:To this, I say, so what? by Jiro · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not killing animals for food that's going off the deep end, it's the idea that there's some meaning in only eating the ones you kill yourself. He'd never eat only the vegetables he picked himself, or only the bread he baked himself (starting with wheat that he threshed himself). And nobody would only use a computer that they made themselves from iron ore and raw silicon. ("I want to remind myself of how we must destroy the environment in order to get my computer".)

      We have division of labor for a reason.

  2. I heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard he actually has someone else kill the animal and then steps in and claims credit for the kill.

  3. I've been doing this for years! by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which is why I mostly eat spiders out of tissues :(

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  4. He only slits their throats by Ossifer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So he doesn't raise, hunt or catch them, or clean them or prepare them himself. He only does the actual killing...

    Does anyone else find this disturbing? [think Of Mice and Men]

  5. Dear Mr. Zuckerberg, by Qbertino · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the most humane way to kill a goat is *not* to cut its throat.
    The most humane way to kill a goat (or any animal for that matter) without chemicals is to shoot it.
    At best with a powerfull but silenced firearm - as not to scare the animal while its
    sensory functions remain intact for a few seconds after the fact.

    Anyway, please refrain from cutting throats of live beings, wether they're animals or whatnot.
    Thanks.

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