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Military Drone Attacks Are Not 'Hostile'

sanzibar writes "Not satisfied with the legal conclusion of the DOJ, the Obama administration found other in-house lawyers willing to declare a bomb dropped from a drone is not 'hostile'. The strange conclusion has big implications in determining the President's compliance with the law. If drone strikes are in fact hostile and the Libyan campaign continues past Sunday, he may very well be breaking the law."

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  1. In other news... by metacell · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... a federal court just ruled that a gun fired with your gloves on is not "lethal", finally exonerating O.J. Simpson from the murder he was found guilty of in a civil trial.

    1. Re:In other news... by davester666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It was just a really pointy gun...

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  2. not if Obama is my lawyer by decora · · Score: 3, Funny

    not only does he have some awesome lawyers, he is an awesome lawyer.

    jim - "dude i just blew up starbucks"

    laywer obama -"its OK! not hostile!"

    jim - "but like, eleven people died"

    lawyer obama -"chill. did i ever tell you about that time i was bombing libya? well, starbucks is a little bit like libya."

  3. How is that... by Mark+Atwood · · Score: 5, Funny

    How's that Hope & Change working out for y'all?

  4. Re:Of Course Drone Attacks Are Hostile by Cinder6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

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  5. Re:Legally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your comment has nothing to do with either shovels nor ice cream makers.

  6. Re:Of Course Drone Attacks Are Hostile by Luckyo · · Score: 2, Funny

    But all that USA wants is some LOVE! Sure, it's one sided, abusive, anal rape kind of love.

    But it's still LOVE!

  7. Re:Yep, not the change I voted for by 0123456 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's see if any Democratic group has the stones to mount a primary challenge. I'm not really impressed by any of the Republican candidates. See if you can get Hillary to give it another go.

    Hilary Clinton vs Sarah Palin at the next election would be hilarious and an unbeatable demonstration that America has totally jumped the shark.

  8. Re:Legally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    On the upside, $10M a day is going mostly to our military industrial complex, which pumps some money into the economy.

    The economy is not a big truck! You can't just dump money on the back of "The Economy" and expect that it will do anything worthwhile! Keynesian economics is a series of n00bs!

  9. Re:The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't understand why you're complaining, it's the best government money can buy.

  10. Re:Legally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Me Chinese.

    Me twist fact.

    Killer drones not covered by War Powers Act.

  11. nothing? by mevets · · Score: 3, Funny

    We have freedom, and the love and admiration of the surviving family members of the bombed. We are bombing the Love into them.

    1. Re:nothing? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 3, Funny

      We have freedom, and the love and admiration of the surviving family members of the bombed. We are bombing the Love into them.

      So, in Apocolyse Now, when the air cavalry was flying in with the rising sun on their backs, they should have played Elton John's "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" instead?

  12. Re:Butters knows this one by couchslug · · Score: 4, Funny

    Given this logic, rape is merely "assault with a friendly weapon".

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  13. Re:hahahahaha by Konsalik · · Score: 3, Funny

    IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

  14. Re:Legally by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 4, Funny

    The problem is that a significant percentage of your countrymen get a really good hard on and a orgasm every time they get news that their armed forces are dropping bombs and firing bullets anywhere in the world. Is the best way to win elections and certainly, that Citizens United ruling from your Supreme Court has put the last nail in the coffin of the american democratic republic. On the plus side, you guys can use Jefferson's body to power all the East Coast instead of letting him simply spin in his grave.

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