Bitcoin Price Crashes
Beardydog writes "Bitcoin trading site MtGox.com has suspended operations for the rest of the day after illicit access to at least one account resulted in a steep drop in the price of Bitcoins on the site. Commenters to the support page for the event are reporting that a list of usernames and associated email addresses and password hashes have been posted online. MtGox are currently planning to roll back all of the day's trading, email notices to all affected users, and require replacement passwords for affected accounts."
Bitcoin is a decentralised computer currency designed by self-righteous Ayn Rand-reading nerds who despise looters and parasites like, er, you. It is used to purchase Internet services, illegal drugs and pictures of naked women holding video cards.
Bitcoin works by an emergent synergy of cryptography, peer-to-peer, anonymity, anarchism, libertarianism, wasting stupendous quantities of electricity, the marketing department at NVidia, the enduring exchange value of tulip bulbs and doing all of this instead of Folding@Home.
Bitcoin successfully harnesses a hitherto-unexploited Internet resource: the vast reserves of unexamined privilege amongst computer programmers. Coins are "mined" by stealing them from people who are able to comprehend this level of computer science but still keep their Bitcoin wallet in plain text on a Windows machine.
The Bitcoin system is robustly designed to continue past the collapse of the US dollar and the world economy, as the Internet, fast computers and reliable electricity are all expected to be readily available when barbarian hordes are wandering the burnt-out post-apocalyptic remnants of civilisation.
It is completely incorrect to describe Bitcoin as a "pyramid scheme." Technically, it's a "pump-and-dump."
Many common products are still inexplicably not purchasable with Bitcoins. "It's as if they don't understand the revolutionary wonder of Bitcoin," says Debian developer Hiram Nerdboy, 17. "I can't get chicks with Bitcoins either. Even with my slickest Pick-Up Artist techniques! It's as if my knowledge of economics and game theory didn't apply to real life. But that's impossible, of course. They're probably just theists. Hold on, I just gotta post to Slashdot about this."
Bitcoin was invented by Internet libertarians, in the spirit of freely-chosen individual interpersonal interactions that will bring about the utter collapse of the oppressive taint of the dead hand of government, in order to make money at your expense.
http://rocknerd.co.uk
These are trades are done on a firm's website, with US$ and BTC balances stored on it. It's totally out of the hands of the bitcoin system except for deposits to (and withdrawls from) accounts on the site.
Enough with this Bitcoin spam already. Bitcoin is stupid, unneccessary and irrelevant, we don't care for your fucking scam.
To be fair, it's nice to hear news that predictions about bitcoins being crappy are indeed true. This story is somewhat of an anti-spam.
Usefulness as a currency is inversely proportional to potential as an investment. BitCoin fans, when you boast that your "currency holdings" have shot up in value by several hundred percent in a year, this is NOT A GOOD THING for BitCoins as a currency. You, Joe Merchant, would have to be a complete blithering idiot to set yourself up to accept BitCoins as a form of payment if deflation of several orders of magnitude is REQUIRED in order for your "currency" to be anything but a niche toy. In addition, credit, the lifeblood of any economy is completely impossible under such conditions; it would be the height of insanity to take out a loan if you had the potential of owing the equivalent of several hundred percent interest after a year. (As in, if you took out a loan for a thousand BitCoins a year ago, you'd be praying for an event like this to happen right now...)
An ideal currency remains relatively stable in value in relation to something you actually want to buy. An illiquid currency that gyrates wildly in value is useless, as it makes proper pricing of goods, services, and credit impossible.
In the end, BitCoins are no more a "currency" than Beanie Babies were. And at least Beanie Babies are cute. (And tulips were/are pretty flowers.) BitCoins are an interesting experiment in cryptography, nothing more.
I have an Mt.Gox account but have never actually used it for anything. I received the following e-mail earlier today.
Gmail also flagged suspicious failed login attempts on my e-mail account, so I had to go through a password reset process on it. Although I used a unique password at Mt.Gox, the attacker apparently is running automated login attempts using the stolen e-mail addresses and Mt.Gox passwords, so anyone using non-unique passwords is likely in trouble.
So much as it is a MTGox story.
About a week ago the first rumors of MtGox being compromised by a SQL injection exploit began to circulate.
Here's one of the original claims from someone calling themselves Buttsec from June 14th. Others which I'm too lazy to dig up were more specific and named MtGox explictly:
http://pastebin.com/4NPemHfz
On that very same day, MTGox implemented a $1000 dollar withdrawal limit. Suspicious, right? For the past 3 days, there have been offers to sell MTGox's database of usernames and password hashes. Here's an example:
http://pastebin.com/ui0nusuZ
Today, there is this:
http://pastebin.com/hN7PxRhc
http://pastebin.com/w06pa2mB (there are many of these, the first link gives you the urls if you want to see them all)
This confirms MTGox was indeed hacked. One of the hackers offering to sell this database that came out today had even specifically mentioned that the hole he had used was CLOSED by MTGox a couple of days ago. Today, FINALLY, MTGox admits they were hacked and has sent out emails to all their users. Here is a copy:
http://pastebin.com/9Cx94wzs
In light of all of the evidence (more of which I'm sure you can find on your own), I find it very hard to believe that MtGox was not aware they had been hacked, and yet they've been denying it and operating normally (aside from the newly added withdrawal limit, which they even boast about in the linked press release). In fact, I found one reddit page of many where MtGox users were complaining there accounts had been compromised (There have been many over the past week) and the employee flat out denies that they have ANY reason to suspect they've been compromised:
Here's one such complaint among many: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/i17jd/i_just_got_ripped_off_on_mtgox/
And here's one with an employee denial: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/i2dkn/mt_gox_has_some_serious_issues/
Here's all that (purported) employees posts: http://www.reddit.com/user/MtGox_Adam
Long story short: For the last week (5 days at least), I've been wondering if MtGox had been truly hacked or if someone was just trying to depress the price of bitcoins by spreading rumors. Today I don't have to wonder anymore. What I do have to wonder about is why has MtGox kept silent for the past week when ALL indications were that they KNEW. They fixed the hole, added the withdrawal limit, and yet kept on denying they had an issue when dozens of users complained of account compromises. Rather than admit the issue and try to have it fixed, they apparently tried to keep it a secret. How can we trust any company that handles security issues in this manner?
Remember, most people are stupid
This is untrue, if you actually examine the world people, on average are VERY CLEVER. If "people" were stupid our species would have been wiped out long ago.
Now what people are, is selectively informed. They may not have chosen to be informed about topics you consider important, but it does not mean they are stupid...
I'm sure your average redneck ain't keeping his ammo dry, and your average gun nut (simply for lack of a better term) can't guarantee their storage spot is impervious to floods or broken water pipes
How "sure" are you? Because I'm damn sure you are wrong. Almost anyone I've ever seen keeps ammo in something like an ammo box, which is quite dry and mostly impervious to occasional water. The "redneck" that talks so funny probably knows quite a lot more than you about the care of ammo, and humorously would probably call you an idiot for not knowing the details on this better...
Grow up and realize that people who are different from you are not automatically stupid.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Bah. Bitcoins represent a number of interesting concepts. Currency alone is a rather fascinating thing that touches on psychology, economy, history, and one of the earliest forms of information technology. Toss in some cryptography, peer-to-peer / decentralisation, etc. and there's no end to the facets of this subject.
That doesn't mean you have to buy in to Bitcoins. Keep in mind that these Bitcoin stories are more than simple "yay Bitcoin - buy buy buy" that you would expect from advertisements / spam. There are negative sides being covered by these stories. But if you have no interest in anything remotely related to Bitcoins, then by all means... don't click on the damn article that says it is, in fact, about Bitcoins.