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Fired IT Worker Replaces CEO's Presentation With Porn

An anonymous reader writes "52-year-old Walter Powell wanted revenge when he was fired from his position as an IT manager at Baltimore Substance Abuse System Inc. So, he hacked into their systems — installing keyloggers to steal passwords. Then, when his CEO was giving a presentation to the board of directors he replaced the slides with pornographic images. Powell has now been given a 2 year suspended sentence, and 100 hours community service."

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  1. Awesome by headhot · · Score: 4, Funny

    For no jail time, I think it was almost worth it. Too bad Terry Childs didn't get the same deal.

    1. Re:Awesome by Hal_Porter · · Score: 4, Funny

      They should cut his nuts off.

      That way all the other computer janitors in the US will shuffle along swiftly and doff their caps humbly to the wealth creating class, motivated by FEAR.

      /Oh sorry, wrong forum.

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      echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
    2. Re:Awesome by cdrudge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sounds well suited for a job at Geek Squad.

    3. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      So... you hire people with the intention of screwing them over...?

  2. Re:Board of Directors? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wrote a script once that redirected traffic via a proxy to babblefish which translated it to English to Russian and than back to English again. :-)

    It made all the emails from hotmail look like they written by a 6 year old. Unfortunately, security software started catching up with man in the middle attacks by the time I was about finished as this was technically a redirect :-( so I could never use it without antivirus software screaming today.

    If the guy is old a really embarrasing thing to link is this video. FYI not worksafe or the faint of heart ... aka a shocker. ;-)

  3. So... by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 5, Funny

    How did the presentation go?

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    Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once ... with negative results.
  4. Reminds me... by bughunter · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story reminds me of a friend who, 20 years ago, was the IT person for a small aerospace startup that ran a Macintosh network with a single dial-in. (He may even be reading this: hats off, Mr Jones!)

    They fired him, unamicably, and failed to change the passwords on the dialup (among other mistakes not later abused). So he decided to get his revenge by dialing in and sending multiple copies of a word document to every printer in the company (501 copies, iirc, guaranteed to empty every paper tray). The document was a quote from the Blonde Bimbo Office Manager ("BBOM"), in 36-point Helvetica:

    "I've been at the bottom, and I've been at the top. I don't care how much dick I have to suck, I'm not going to be at the bottom again." Signed, [BBOM]

    I was still there when it happened. The best part was, the BBOM took a stack of these printouts to every person in the building, shrieking: "Did you do this? Did YOU do this??" Nobody know who did it, in fact I think few even suspected the dialup.*

    Now those are some lulz.

    [*I didn't know it was him until months later, after the company laid off 90% of its staff, including me. Its doors shut a year later.]

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    I can see the fnords!
  5. Don't they understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When someone pulls a stunt like this, all they're doing is making it hard for everyone.

    1. Re:Don't they understand? by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just because his job went tits up doesn't mean he had to be a dick about it.

  6. Re:Undid his just deserves. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Loads of places that got rid of me folded soon after.

    One burned to the ground, but I have a cast iron alibi for that night.

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    echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
  7. Re:idiocracy by westlake · · Score: 3, Funny

    why are six of the last 7 stories tagged with 'idiocracy'?

    I blame it on Bitcoin. It rots the geek mind.

  8. Re:Fuck the CEO culture of today by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tell me more about this?

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  9. We were ... by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... 15 minutes into watching someone take it in the @ss before we realized it wasn't a demonstration of HR's new policy.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  10. Re:Undid his just deserves. by RivenAleem · · Score: 4, Funny

    I lost my stapler in that fire.