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Linux Receives 20th Birthday Video From Microsoft

moonbender writes "The Linux kernel has received birthday wishes from an unexpected direction — a video animation from Microsoft. Quoting The H: 'The video picks up on the strained relationship between Microsoft and Linux by displaying the phrase "Microsoft Vs. Linux" and then showing Tux, the Linux mascot, turning his back on the offer of a birthday cake from Microsoft. After a brief outline of the history between Microsoft and Linux, the video ends with a conciliatory gesture: Tux accepts the birthday cake in his igloo and the video ends with "Happy Birthday" and the editing of the initial phrase to "Microsoft and Linux?' The Linux Foundation has more stuff celebrating the kernel's 20th birthday."

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  1. Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by zget · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Linux kernel has received ... from Microsoft.

    Clearly this is an attempt to hide patent-encumbered code inside Linux kernel so that Microsoft can sue later!

    1. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by shentino · · Score: 2

      Connivance.
      Implied license.
      Estoppel by acquiescence.

    2. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by HermMunster · · Score: 4, Informative

      I read this as a slight against Linux. It is disrespect--they go hide in their igloos and eat the cake in secret?

      I think the general philosophy that has clearly been reiterated by the Linux community is there is absolutely no room for trust in Microsoft. They are a convicted monopolist and have called upon everyone to view Linux as a cancer. They continue to use their patents to extort payment from large and small with bogus insubstantiated claims against Linux. They are the company that uses embrace extend extinguish. This animation represents the same underhanded intentions.

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    3. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have some cake and chill out dude...

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    4. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by zget · · Score: 2

      Oh for christ sake. It's not even Linux that Microsoft needs to be worried about, it's Mac OSX and whatever will be next iteration in Apple's desktop computers (they're taking it the iOS route slowly). Macs are starting to get games, it has Steam already too. It has slowly gained desktop marketshare. Linux has pretty much stayed the same for the last 10 years in its desktop marketshare. On servers Windows servers and Linux servers are pretty much 50/50 and Mac has almost no marketshare (yes, Windows really is used in the server world).

      I see it more as a friendly-kind "we've always had our little fights, but we do both have a nice history together" video. Kind of like an old married couple.

    5. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by molnarcs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think as a conciliatory gesture, Microsoft should stop it's patent extortion practices against users of Linux. In case you were wondering, I'm talking about HTC.

    6. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by cpscotti · · Score: 2

      Well.. if that cake's got plenty of sugar the cyanide shouldn't cause much harm. Rasputin knew this a loong time ago!

    7. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by bmo · · Score: 2

      Indeed.

      To this day, Microsoft is trying to shake down smartphone vendors using Android for 15 bux per phone "protection" against patent extortion^W lawsuits.

      What patents, you ask? Well, we don't know. The only company that seems to have stood up to this kind of patent shakedown is Google in its battle with Oracle ("We read your patents and found them wanting"). To this day, nobody has a list of those 235 patents that Microsoft owns and that Linux supposedly infringes - hidden behind a wall of NDAs.

      Funny how that works. It's using patents as if they are trade secrets. An abuse of the system if I ever saw one. What is Microsoft so afraid of that it can't point out which patents are supposedly being infringed? Could it be that they are bogus and full of prior-art and obviousness? Likely, or else they wouldn't try to hide them.

      So now we have blatant extortion without the help of a patsy third company (SCO) since Microsoft is no longer under judicial supervision.

      I read the other responses to your post. We now know who some of the Softie shills are on here.

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      All responses to this message dismissing it as paranoia or not fact based is just shilling for Microsoft, because you know every word of it is true.

    8. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Linux kernel has received ... from Microsoft.

      Clearly this is an attempt to hide patent-encumbered code inside Linux kernel so that Microsoft can sue later!

      Either that or Microsoft Office for Linux(tm) is coming soon!*

      * MOfL might contain traces of subtile but annoying incompatibilities with Microsoft Office for Windows

    9. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by formfeed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Either that or Microsoft Office for Linux(tm) is coming soon!*

      Seriously, that could happen as an attempt to stick it to Apple.

    10. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by ryscott · · Score: 2

      Either that or Microsoft Office for Linux(tm) is coming soon!*

      * MOfL might contain traces of subtile but annoying incompatibilities with Microsoft Office for Windows

      Sounds exactly like Office for Mac 2011 - filled with incompatibilities that Microsoft never mentions and refuses to acknowledge.

    11. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by Unequivocal · · Score: 2

      I would agree with this. Time will tell, but they definitely are changing. I had a chance to meet with a few senior people at MS recently and their attitude as compared to the attitude of people in similar positions at MS I met with 15 years ago is dramatic. They're now all "Aw shucks, we want to do the right thing, how can we help?"

      I also was able to meet with some (middle management) people at Google and their attitude reminded me very strongly of MS's behavior 15 years ago: They don't listen to what others say and what they say often implies: "We're the smartest people on the planet, the world revolves around us, if you don't want to work with us and use our stuff, you're just an idiot."

      So it think I can conclude that Google sees themselves as "winning" the way that MS saw themselves winning in the late 90's.

      So I wouldn't be at all surprised to see MS start incorporating more effective open source interoperability with their stuff now. MS' current existential threat is no longer seen as Linux and GPL/FOSS, it's seen as Google, Apple and Facebook.. (All closed source companies.) Ergo their "new attitude" towards F/OSS.

    12. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by iserlohn · · Score: 2

      You can chill out all you want, but what he said is true.

    13. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by TangoMargarine · · Score: 2

      Coincidentally, the phoneme "mofl" reminds me of the sound someone might make while having something rammed down their throat.

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    14. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by zget · · Score: 2

      So you picked up the part where tux takes the cake and enjoys it in his cave. In your hatred you assumed this is MS saying linux users go hide in their cave and eat the cake in secret. Did it ever cross your mind that maybe, just maybe it means putting behind the past and getting closer to working together, helping each other and making the systems compatible.

      Hell, the video starts with MS guy closing the blinds and ignoring tux. After that comes halloween 1998 reference where MS guy tries to scare tux away. It's so clear message of MS admitting that they've done things wrong in the past that even blinds could see it.

      And still, from ALL OF THIS you picked up "tux takes the cake and goes to hide in cave?"

    15. Re:Everybody aboard the tinfoilhat-train! by LibRT · · Score: 2

      I'd get into it with you, but I'm getting rather exhausted discussing these types of issues with people missing a fundamental understanding of economics. Suffice it to say: Canada has been systematically reducing its various tax rates and cutting government services since the mid-90s. The consequences? GDP grew. Tax revenues increased. Unemployment went from 12% to 6%. The dollar went from being worth $0.67 USD to about $1.04 USD. Government deficits were eliminated (until recent economic downturn) and the country ran surpluses. Government debt as a percentage of GDP went from 70% at its peak in 1995 (about where the US is today) to about 22% (pre-downturn - it's now around 31%). You really need to stop equating tax rate with tax revenue, and also take into consideration the demonstrable fact that higher tax = less productivity and less innovation and less capital for the private sector (you know, the sector that produces jobs and prosperity)...

  2. Oblig: The cake is a lie by Paul+Rose · · Score: 2, Funny

    n/m

    1. Re:Oblig: The cake is a lie by TheCycoONE · · Score: 2

      Second time. Recall IE Team send Firefox a cake.

  3. The world as we know it is about to end. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    First Duke Nukem forever, then GNU/Hurd, now this.
    2012, here we come.

    1. Re:The world as we know it is about to end. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the BSD mascot is complaining it's getting mighty cold in his home.

      (yes, I know... but it's as close as it gets, bear it for this joke, dear BSD enthusiasts)

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  4. After the credits... by paiute · · Score: 4, Funny

    You missed the ending, where the cake explodes, destroying the igloo and penguin.

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    1. Re:After the credits... by sconeu · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shouldn't that be a Hurd of GNUs?

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  5. Microsoft and Open Source in General by RazzleFrog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    With the way the Apple juggernaut has been steamrolling it would make sense to me for Microsoft and Open Source in general to find a way of co-existing. Say what you want about Microsoft, but Apple's heavy-handed, strict controls and policies makes Microsoft look like a pussy cat in comparison.

    1. Re:Microsoft and Open Source in General by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 2

      With the way the Apple juggernaut has been steamrolling it would make sense to me for Microsoft and Open Source in general to find a way of co-existing.

      I think that people within Microsoft are actually very appreciative of Open Source and of Apple in the sense that those other OSes are doing cool stuff, which pushes everyone to do better and 'one-up' the others. This pushes creativity within the OS and interoperability between the OSes in general. In the end, we all like to hate Microsoft or Apple or Linux or BSD because they are not our personal favorite and they are faceless monoliths. It's a lot tougher to hate another programmer or designer just because they draw a paycheque from another company. Personally I am not a fan of Microsoft due to them hamstringing their lower grade products (Home edition missing RDP, easy network control, etc) and making the OS much less functional then my Linux boxen, but I am glad they are around and I wouldn't hold it against anyone who worked for them.

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    2. Re:Microsoft and Open Source in General by christurkel · · Score: 2

      Ya! Just like MS! Apple it's Java implementation had Mac OS X specific extensions...umm...they integrated Safari into the OS and claimed it could be removed...ummm...Apple crushed compteting OS makers with illegal antitrust actions...ummm....no. Nice try though.

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    3. Re:Microsoft and Open Source in General by ThorGod · · Score: 2

      I want to agree with you, but Mac OS X is still unix-based and plays better with my FreeBSD server than windows would, so I can't...

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    4. Re:Microsoft and Open Source in General by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      it would make sense to me for Microsoft and Open Source in general to find a way of co-existing.

      Microsoft has decided they have found that way: patent royalties. A Linux programmer paid by someone else writes the code, and Microsoft receives revenue from someone else's work (while simultaneously creating a deterrent for others in the same industry).

      All the software industry needs, is roll over and accept that programmers (and their customers) can never be free.

      Problem solved.

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    5. Re:Microsoft and Open Source in General by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why didn't you just use sed?

    6. Re:Microsoft and Open Source in General by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 2

      SmartPhones -
      Symbian 37.6%
      Android 22.7%
      RIM 16.0%
      iPhone 15.7%
      MS 4.2%

      So it's MS vs Apple vs OpenSource ... in all markets ? Try Other vs OpenSource with Apple and MS ans bit players ...

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    7. Re:Microsoft and Open Source in General by jonbryce · · Score: 2

      You can do it in one line using powershell.

    8. Re:Microsoft and Open Source in General by RazzleFrog · · Score: 2

      Netscape was awful. Even the worst version of IE was better than Netscape. Even without integrating IE in the OS it would have died.

  6. Yeah, right by javilon · · Score: 2

    Is this the same Microsoft that is suing companies for using Linux in their Android mobile phones?

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    1. Re:Yeah, right by zget · · Score: 2

      They're not suing for Linux, they're collecting for mobile phone relevant patents that have nothing to do with Linux.

    2. Re:Yeah, right by RazzleFrog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And if you only support companies without patent lawsuits pending then I think you'll find yourself pretty limited on choices.

    3. Re:Yeah, right by Enderandrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They sued Tom Tom for merely using a Linux kernel that included FAT32 support. So basically, everything on the planet that ships with Linux could be sued for the same criteria. Someone needs to stand up to these lawsuits.

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  7. There is no Microsoft vs Linux by cobbaut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Only a small (though loud) minority of Linux users believes in a Microsoft vs Linux fight. Linux was created in 1991 to be a POSIX compliant kernel, not to be a competitor to MS. The GNU tools were created to have a free Unix. GNU + Linux is a fine example of open source in the Unix world, and is definitely not a reaction/fight/whatever towards Microsoft.

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    1. Re:There is no Microsoft vs Linux by Sique · · Score: 5, Informative

      Quoting Linus Torvalds:

      Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect.

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    2. Re:There is no Microsoft vs Linux by oGMo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Only a small (though loud) minority of Linux users believes in a Microsoft vs Linux fight. Linux was created in 1991 to be a POSIX compliant kernel, not to be a competitor to MS.

      This isn't how it works, though. For those of us who actually remember MS in the 90s (and onto the 00s), it MS vs Linux simply because Linux had the potential to (and, obviously eventually has) become a huge competitor in the server and corporate market if never the desktop market. This is from Microsoft's perspective. Linux was not created as a competitor, but they eventually saw it that way, and have had any number of anti-Linux and anti-FOSS marketing campaigns over the past decade or so, in addition to incompatible changes to protocols, trying to not interoperate, hijack open standards, and simply give their stuff away to keep people from switching.

      It's nice that they want to whitewash history and pretend Linux was the snobby competitor that has eventually come to play nicely with them, but it's quite the opposite. If anything, this is the indication we've moved from "then they fight you" to "then you win".

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    3. Re:There is no Microsoft vs Linux by NotBorg · · Score: 2

      That's only half the story. Now pick some memorable quotes from Microsoft leaders and tell us it's all is rosy.

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  8. Birthday cake? Microsoft? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Funny

    No story about Microsoft and cakes is complete without this video :-)

  9. Reading too much into things ..... by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The bottom line is, these are all big BUSINESSES, with an unwavering goal of maximizing profits for their shareholders. When you see all of this "back and forth" between competitors, where one month they're bashing each other and the next, their CEOs are on TV together acting friendly? Remember that NONE of it really means much.

    I'm pretty sure that on a personal level, almost all of these tech company "higher ups" have mutual respect for each other. After all, people in similar income brackets tend to have a lot of common interests. (A Bill Gates type isn't likely to have a lot of fun going on the same discounted vacation cruises that your typical family signs up for in the summer, etc. Your idea of a "nice hotel" and his probably aren't the same, nor are your typical "good, yet affordable" restaurant choices, right?) And they share a common interest in furthering high-tech products or services for the masses in SOME manner, even if they differ on the details of exactly HOW they think the future should unfold with them.

    By the same token, most of the employees of these firms are just software developers, systems administrators and Q.A. testers trying to earn a paycheck in their field of interest. Guys I knew who coded apps for Microsoft often used Linux or a Mac at home, even if they really liked what Microsoft was doing. (Hey, if nothing else, it's refreshing to come home to something different than what you've got to use at work all day long!)

    I'm pretty sure a lot of this animosity we hear of between competitors is cooked up by P.R. and marketing/advertising types. If you've got a product you can get people to rally behind, it's very profitable to pretend you're at "war" with the competition -- even if the C.E.O. of the main competitor is one of your company's C.E.O.'s drinking buddies and they negotiate co-operative deals in the background on a regular basis.

  10. Beware of Geeks bearing gifts by johnnybogosity · · Score: 4, Funny

    Beware of Geeks bearing gifts...

  11. MS is priming us for their use of the linux kernel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In a not so distant windows release. We will eventually have standard apis across hardware & platforms, and the oses will compete purely on features and performance while all running the programs. They'll no longer have differing APIs if they want to survive. MS sees this and has plans to ride it as far as they can, across their whole spectrum of products - windows phone, xbox, windows for pc - while Apple, Sony, Android restrict themselves to the developers in their respective markets who don't want to write one app for multiple platforms.

  12. is it really from Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where the hell it says that Microsoft send it!!?? It just says "User-submitted video"

  13. "...from Microsoft"? by ischorr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure I understand. Based on the summary, this video was supposed to have been created by Microsoft? It was posted by The Linux Foundation and doesn't seem like a video that would be produced by Microsoft (not so much the style or content, but the perspective; it doesn't seem like it's Microsoft telling the story at all).

    Instead, it plays like some sort of lead-up to an announcement OSDL/TLF are planning to make...?

  14. linux-based o.s. from microsoft? by intrico · · Score: 2

    This video looks to me like they are making a friendly hint of things to come. I know it would sound like blasphemy to many, but I could imagine they might want to make a such a monumental change to compete in mobile, where they are currently all but non-existent.

  15. Re:Why does anyone think this video is from Micros by Mr+44 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, I just noticed it was posted to the Linux Video site by MicrosoftGermany. Wonder how much the mothership knew about this one?

  16. Trojaned video by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 2

    Anyone scan it yet?

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  17. Yes there is by pavon · · Score: 5, Informative

    There may not be a Linux vs Microsoft fight, but there is definitely a Microsoft vs Linux fight. In their own words:

    * OSS poses a direct, short-term revenue and platform threat to Microsoft, particularly in server space. Additionally, the intrinsic parallelism and free idea exchange in OSS has benefits that are not replicable with our current licensing model and therefore present a long term developer mindshare threat.

    * OSS projects have been able to gain a foothold in many server applications because of the wide utility of highly commoditized, simple protocols. By extending these protocols and developing new protocols, we can deny OSS projects entry into the market.

    * They have paid for numerous "independent" studies to show that Linux and LAMP are inferior to Windows and IIS.
    * Leaked emails have shown them to have been funneling money to SCO via Baystar.
    * They continue to spread FUD about patent licensing, and have sued major Android manufacturers for patent royalties.

    They clearly see this as an Us vs Them situation. We don't have to respond likewise, but it would be foolish not to acknowledge their intentions.

    1. Re:Yes there is by thoromyr · · Score: 2

      for those who are too young to remember: there was something referred to as the halloween document.

      http://notagoth.com/microsucks/halloween.html

  18. Re:MS is priming us for their use of the linux ker by BitZtream · · Score: 2

    We will eventually have standard apis across hardware & platforms, and the oses will compete purely on features and performance while all running the programs.

    How do you plan to have different features with no API differences?

    Of course ... if you had a clue ... you'd know what UNIX actually is ... as well as Posix ... see ... what you're talking about ... happened 20 years ago.

    Both UNIX and Posix certification specify a common API, but its so minimal that its useless.

    Windows has supported Posix for the last 10 years, it does require additional installation (but included with the installation media) for servers, but its there and meets full Posix conformance requirements. The NT subsystems support everything but posix sockets and threads on a default install, Unix services for Windows adds those to components to the mix.

    Pretty much every commercial OS you can think of supports Posix completely already.

    So whatever you think you see that MS has only found recently ... well, they knew about it probably before you heard of Linux.

    Its also note worthy to point out that Linux passes neither UNIX nor Posix certification, it comes close in some distros, but certainly not all, and some fair better than others. Its not unique to Linux, OSS in general fails at Posix support, some fail better than others. Which strikes me as funny, you'd think supporting a common API properly so portability was better on your OSS OS would be a high priority. Apparently reinventing the wheel is more important.

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  19. The Video by yoshi_mon · · Score: 2

    After watching the video, I know I know almost as bad as reading the articles!, I had a few thoughts:

    - Well done video.
    - Kinda cute.
    - And clearly designed to show MS as the adult in any conversation as well as making not mention about how freaking evil they are.

    Every bit of that video was about as condescending as you can get. If they thought to win over anyone in the FOSS camp with that kinda crap they must really be drinking some very special KoolAid.

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  20. Any proof this actually came from Microsoft? by mmj638 · · Score: 2

    A lot of sites are reporting that this came from Microsoft but don't actually link to anything verifying this to be true.

    Can anyone link to something that would back up this claim?