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Mysterious Object Found In Seabed
iONiUM writes "Scientists have found a strange object in the seabed between Sweden and Finland. While claims are flying around that its a UFO that strangely resembles the Millennium Falcon, it is probably something more benign."
What the @#$! is an Aluminum Falcon?
"While claims are flying around that its a UFO that strangely resembles the Millennium Falcon,"
Everyone knows when you let a Wookie fly your insurance rates go up for a reason.
To bring us this information?
Sheepdot: Open Source good, Closed Source baaaaaaad!
After further study, scientists discovered that the object consisted almost entirely of old discarded IKEA furniture.
...Bothnians died to get us this information.
Regurgitated by a giant squid...?
Nope ... it's Bat Boy's undersea sanctuary. Perhaps he should have put it in Yucca Mountain.
ITS THE DRAIN PLUG!
Mr. Jackson wasn't available for comment, though we did hear him shout "I have had it with these motherfucking aliens on this motherfucking planet!" as he was leaving.
For you UFO researchers who know this is no mere rock formation, you can learn more about the alien civilization whose ship this is by reading up on the legendary Apophenia alien civilization. This will tell you all about who put this clearly recognizable spaceship on the sea floor.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
And all objects can fly if there's a big enough explosion....
Except your mom.
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett