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The Epidemic of Digital Distraction

asto21 writes "Almost no one does just one thing anymore. The screens won't let us. And in an incredible burst of human evolution, our minds have grown accustomed to monitoring multiple inputs at once. Yeah, you're reading this post. But we're nearly three paragraphs in. So if you're anything like me, it's about that time to check Twitter, count the additions to your Google Plus circles, read a handful of new incoming email messages, and chime in on a couple of ongoing instant message conversations. But are we paying less attention to important details?"

159 comments

  1. To your article, yes.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. but not when I am doing something that is actually important.

    1. Re:To your article, yes.. by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      This article is crap. The human mind is typically able to manage 7 pieces of information at once. The difference now is that we're given more than 7 pieces of information to pay attention to at once, so the mind prioritizes what information is most important to it and that's when details are dropped.

    2. Re:To your article, yes.. by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      No.

      That reference comes from a paper written by George Miller covering a memorization study he conducted, that was mostly about memorizing random facts. The 'rule of 7' that was pulled from it has been misapplied to everything under the sun.

      In Miller's words:
      http://members.shaw.ca/philip.sharman/myth.html

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    3. Re:To your article, yes.. by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the correction. The actual number is currently believed to be 3-4. http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/piq.20099/abstract;jsessionid=FEA7D98A86323E4886495C333ADED5A5.d01t01

  2. just a sec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .........i'm reading something else right now
     

  3. Important details? Where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I saw none in that article.

    1. Re:Important details? Where? by myurr · · Score: 1

      Beyond that how can this be the product of evolution, rather than the brain itself simply adapting? We're at best fifteen years into the information age. Where is the natural selection, survival of the fittest, and all that? There isn't any. The brain has always been able to cope with multiple streams of information, we're just exercising it more and more in this arena.

    2. Re:Important details? Where? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 0

      You clicked on a gizmodo link, and you are complaining about lack of content?

    3. Re:Important details? Where? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Yes, as it had even less content than a slashdot summary. In fact, the only way it could have less content would when the link to the article resulted in a 404 page.

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  4. Interesting... by Bucky24 · · Score: 2

    I think the author was trying to show us that we could follow multiple storylines, ie multiple inputs, but I got confused very quickly. I guess I'm just not fully "evolved" yet to process multiple inputs.

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    1. Re:Interesting... by ifrag · · Score: 2

      Your mistake, of course, was not tweeting and checking Facebook after every paragraph. This way you can forget about whatever point he was failing to make as you progress through the post in small pieces that don't fit together.

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    2. Re:Interesting... by rtfa-troll · · Score: 1

      tl;dr:

      if you want to tell people something boring; put it in a video add some explosions and other movie effects.

      (I worked this out by starting reading the paragraphs in the article in reverse order - that seems about the best way this time round)

      This was possibly the most painful post selecting my slashdot nick has inflicted on my so far.

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    3. Re:Interesting... by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      It's one of the more unreadable pieces of text I've come across recently... and given most of the competition for that prize is also online, that's saying something.

      Not sure the author's theory/point really worked! If the article does read well to some people, that's rather worrying.

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  5. yes by M0j0_j0j0 · · Score: 1

    But are we paying less attention to important details?" Yes, i was working before hiting TFA. serious business.

    1. Re:yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet this has a lot to do with why ADD has become so huge. Back when I was in school I'd never even heard of it. Now my younger brothers and half of their friends all have prescriptions for Adderall. Even my wife just got a prescription for Vyvanse because she can't focus at work. I tried some, and I have to say, it works wonders for tuning out the internet. No Slashdot, no news, no Facebook, no games, I don't even think about them, I just get shit done. Obviously I'm not taking any now or I wouldn't be posting this.

  6. What utter nonsense by jalefkowit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Almost no one does just one thing anymore. The screens won't let us.

    The screens won't let us?

    Yes they will. Seriously! Just close all the windows you have open to things that distract you. The screens won't open them back up! I promise!

    1. Re:What utter nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The author appears to be trying to blame technology for his bad parenting. Forgetting your child's name? Your kid wants his ipad to take him to school? WTF?!

    2. Re:What utter nonsense by Cogita · · Score: 1

      Almost no one does just one thing anymore. The screens won't let us.

      The screens won't let us?

      Yes they will. Seriously! Just close all the windows you have open to things that distract you. The screens won't open them back up! I promise!

      You obviously haven't run into rotating popup adds. Close one and two more open. ;-)

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    3. Re:What utter nonsense by Scarred+Intellect · · Score: 1

      Almost no one does just one thing anymore. The screens won't let us.

      The screens won't let us?

      Yes they will. Seriously! Just close all the windows you have open to things that distract you. The screens won't open them back up! I promise!

      Actually, I close iTunes and the screens open it back up 3 or 4 more times...

      It must be the screens!

    4. Re:What utter nonsense by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      It's a genuine modern-day hydra, you mean?

    5. Re:What utter nonsense by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I remember being on a tight deadline and getting frustrated at how often I was checking the clock. I had to put a post-it over the system clock, and another over the one embedded inside the word processor. That did the trick, though. (... he says, intermittently, between bites of lunch and checking email.)

    6. Re:What utter nonsense by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      but it's so tempting.

      with dos with no multi-running.. if you had a word processor loaded up, that's what you had loaded up. no family guy in little window, no realtime chats full of the news, no newssites with potentially game changing and career destroying news to keep updated of, no checking of incoming mail or status of other people. you had a somewhat clearer path towards getting your job done- now the workflow is constantly the same and never changes and you have to use some web services to search for the stuff you need because books wouldn't have the information fast enough or current enough and with errata.

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    7. Re:What utter nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something tells me that a 14th century street merchant was quite used to negotiating with two customers at the same time, while also keeping an eye out for thieves.

      Something also tells me we've had the equivalent of short order cooks for many centuries.

      If anything, it's people who come from a childhood where their attention was focused on a TV set that get the silly idea that we are doing more multitasking today than we used to. And also confuse adaptation with evolution.

    8. Re:What utter nonsense by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      You need to upgrate from IE 6. Seriously.

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    9. Re:What utter nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thank whoever invented adblock plus. Never seend those.

    10. Re:What utter nonsense by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      Notifications from IM and e-mail programs can still scroll onto the screen. Task bar buttons can flash when new IM messages are received. It's not always easy to keep your attention in one spot.

    11. Re:What utter nonsense by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      Close the IM program. Close the email program.

    12. Re:What utter nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just one glob: Gnome3

  7. Original concept by AAWood · · Score: 3, Informative

    Quick, someone make a reply claiming they don't suffer from this type of thing, but then pretending to get distracted by something else part way through typing it! It will be hilarious, and not at all obvious!

    (I wonder how long until someone replies point out that my post is also a rather unoriginal thing to say...)

    1. Re:Original concept by dragon-file · · Score: 1

      I was gonna say something about your post being "rather unoriginal"... but i got distracted.

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    2. Re:Original concept by somaTh · · Score: 2

      Wow, a joke about meta jokes followed by noting people critique jokes about meta jokes. It's turtles all the way down!

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    3. Re:Original concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick, someone make a reply claiming they don't suffer from this type of thing, but then pretending to get distracted by something else part way through typing it! It will be hilarious, and not at all obvious!

      Okay, I don't suffer from this type of thing. See, the folks here at work are rather draconian with the net connection, so I've got to hurry up before lunch ends anNO CARRIER

    4. Re:Original concept by cvtan · · Score: 1

      I don't have time for this.

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    5. Re:Original concept by AAWood · · Score: 1

      Intentional, I assure you ;)

    6. Re:Original concept by somaTh · · Score: 1

      I know, I was trolling for someone to call me out on meta-analyzing your meta-analysis. I like recursion.

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    7. Re:Original concept by kungfugleek · · Score: 3, Funny

      SQUIRREL!

    8. Re:Original concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fie! I'm never distracted from anything, ever. Focusing on only one thing --ooh shiny! (ask and ye shall receive)

    9. Re:Original concept by AAWood · · Score: 1

      Dammit, feel bad for ruining that now!

    10. Re:Original concept by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Intentional Turtles is a great band name.

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    11. Re:Original concept by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Yo dawg, I heard you like meta jokes, so I put a meta joke in your meta joke so you can laugh while you laugh.

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    12. Re:Original concept by hellfire · · Score: 1

      I was going to say your post was unoriginal... OMG Ponies!!!

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    13. Re:Original concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked Intentional Turtles before they became too mainstream.

      <adjusts eyeglasses>

  8. I hereby name this breakthrough in human evolution by ivandavidoff · · Score: 1

    "Multitasking".

  9. I would have been first post by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    But I was too busy posting cute cat pictures on FaceBook and--omg check the latest Justin Bieber tweet! Crap, did I just post that online?

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    1. Re:I would have been first post by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      Crap, did I just post that online?

      Yes, and don't call me Crap!

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    2. Re:I would have been first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hi, it's me, Justin Bieber. You know what, I'm sooo tired of all these Justin Bieber jokes. You guys only invent them because you envy my life and the money I have. C'mon, let's face it, the reality is this: You are all wankers and losers. If I wank, I do it because I want to do it. If you jerk off in your mom's bedroom, you do it because nobody likes you, because you have no money and aren't famous and let's face it: Girls just LOVE guys that are famous and have money. I can get into any disco they won't let you into, even if you're much better looking than me. You know why? Because I AM Justin Bieber and you are NOBODY. Fucking losers, you have no fucking idea how hard showbiz is. Why I surf Slashdot, you ask me? Well, 'cos I have the SPARE TIME to enter my OWN name into Google whenever I like it. I check all of those stupid looser sites with lame Justin Bieber jokes daily, and you know why? You know why? Because I CAN. OTHER people write the songs for me, OTHER people do the work for me. I only have smile into the camera and I have all the time and money and girls I like and can do whatever I want, like, surfing on Slashdot for stupid jokes with my name in it, whereas YOU have to work your ass off because you are pathetic losers! See, that's the difference between successful people like me and you, the average "Justin Bieber joke" internet guy nobody knows or cares about!

      Yours sincerely,

      Justin Bieber

  10. Yes, we are paying less attention by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 5, Informative

    We used to call this condition, having our attention hopping from one thing to another to another in quick succession, "running around like a chicken with it's head cut off". You deal with a lot of things, but you don't have time to really pay attention to any one of them because your attention needs to hop to the next. You waste time shifting mental gears, and more time picking up your train of thought for this item. In computer science we call it "thrashing", and it's something to be avoided because the overhead of context-switching eats up cycles that could be used for actual work. In extreme cases it gets so bad the system's doing nothing but thrash, no actual work gets done because all the cycles are eaten up by swapping and context switching. Humans are vulnerable to the same thing.

    That's why geeks value being "in the zone" so much. It's nothing mysterious, it's just the condition of being able to focus on one specific thing without interruption, and it makes you so much more productive (hence why geeks seek it out).

    1. Re:Yes, we are paying less attention by Sinthet · · Score: 1

      And so consume tons and tons of caffeine xD.

    2. Re:Yes, we are paying less attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, caffeine makes it worse. Alcohol on the other hand...

    3. Re:Yes, we are paying less attention by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      Alcohol only works in sepcific concentrations

    4. Re:Yes, we are paying less attention by Talderas · · Score: 2

      I can tell you exceeded those sepcific concentrations.

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    5. Re:Yes, we are paying less attention by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      That's why I hate telephones so much. Invariably, just as I'm getting "in the zone" my phone rings, and I end up dropping the problem upon which I'm finally starting to make some progress to work on someone else's problem.

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    6. Re:Yes, we are paying less attention by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      I think I'm just not quite there yet. One more beer shouldo...

  11. Double standard? by Marc+Madness · · Score: 1

    When children do this, pharmaceuticals encourage us to pump them full of medication. When adults do it, it's art (or possibly evolution).

    1. Re:Double standard? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Why yes it is evolution. If the drugs don't kill off the kids, the adults are better and stronger, and will breed new kids who can multi-task even when dosed with large amounts of drugs. We are solving the problem of drunk driving one generation at a time. In a hundred years a person could be drunk to the point of death but have enough mental facility to drive a car safely.

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  12. Human multitasking is a myth by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 5, Informative

    "People can't multitask very well, and when people say they can, they're deluding themselves," said neuroscientist Earl Miller. And, he said, "The brain is very good at deluding itself."

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95256794

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    1. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by auric_dude · · Score: 1

      Susan Adele Greenfield, Baroness Greenfield, CBE - say much the same in her last few books http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Greenfield,_Baroness_Greenfield. She too has worries about flitting about between topics and subjects may mold your brain in unexpexted directions.

    2. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by vlm · · Score: 1

      "People can't multitask very well, and when people say they can, they're deluding themselves," said neuroscientist Earl Miller. And, he said, "The brain is very good at deluding itself."

      http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95256794

      spare me... Its like saying "people can't run very well" or "people aren't very tall". There's a nice bell curve and both jobs and personal satisfaction naturally select following the Peter Principle. The village idiot maxes out his Peter Principle at doing about one thing at a time. The short order cook from the article apparently maxes out around two dozen or whatever. Everyone else bell curves in the middle.

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    3. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this man up. Our brains suck at multitasking. Period. This has been shown to be the case in multiple studies over the last decade. You are not nearly as good at it as your brain would like to have you believe. Your brain lies to you pretty much constantly, this is no different.

    4. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by smelch · · Score: 1

      Sure, I'd like to believe you but I'm pretty sure most of these thoughts came from a brain.

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    5. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by Colven · · Score: 1

      The village idiot maxes out his Peter Principle at doing about one thing at a time. The short order cook from the article apparently maxes out around two dozen or whatever. Everyone else bell curves in the middle.

      All right! I made it up to village idiot! ... seriously, though... I want to a see a study done on a test course with a wide range of drivers that makes them do various other things while they drive, see just how good people can be at multitasking while some critical task is supposed to be getting done.

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    6. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Shhh, don't remind people about the bell curve, it might hurt their self esteem to remember that they aren't all super genius wunderkind. Not to mention it's bad for the politics of equality as an end to be achieved.

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    7. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      ... actually - we are extremely good at multitasking! In fact, my heart is beating at the same time I'm breathing, thankfully. Not to mention all of the disease my body is fighting right now. Don't even get me started about my hormonal systems.

      Although we may not be great at being conscious of many things at once.

      An analogy would be a micro-controller/FPGA with many peripherals, but one CPU core.

    8. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people can't multi-task very well. True multi-tasking is something almost all humans lack the ability to handle unless they are a select few which definitly puts them outside the curve. quickly jumping from one task to the next is not multi tasking, that is still very linear, even though the time between tasks may be only fractions of a second or whatever your measurement.

    9. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spare me. Good and bad are entirely relative. There can be a bell curve and everyone can still be bad at it. Some are just worse than others. So just because there is a bell curve, does NOT mean that anyone is actually good at it. Compared to monotasking :), multitasking wastes time, no matter how good you are at. It may be necessary sometimes but it is still a time waster.

    10. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by Aidtopia · · Score: 1

      "People can't multitask very well, and when people say they can, they're deluding themselves," said neuroscientist Earl Miller. And, he said, "The brain is very good at deluding itself."

      My brain is so good at deluding itself that it can delude itself while I do three other things at the same time.

    11. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2

      Dr Miller apparently never did any serious cooking. Are you aware how much task-switching and parallel monitoring is involved in preparing a multi-course meal alone for a couple of guys? No delusions involved, as you would taste the results of someone only believing he can handle the parallel task load...

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    12. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      And, he said, "The brain is very good at deluding itself."

      But not while it's busy doing something else.

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    13. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      and when people say they can, they're deluding themselves

      This is completely incorrect. If anyone says otherwise, they are clearly deluding themselves!

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    14. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      Dr Miller apparently never did any serious cooking. Are you aware how much task-switching and parallel monitoring is involved in preparing a multi-course meal alone for a couple of guys? No delusions involved, as you would taste the results of someone only believing he can handle the parallel task load...

      Your analogy isn't very good because it forgets that your brain does most analog tasks based on repetition, and therefore it is is handling most of that meal preparation subconciously. Blame it on muscle memory, even. If you're talking with the couple of guys, then you're in a larger percent consciously dealing with them and just using your eyes to look at different pots, pans and ingredients as they make their way in and out of the fire. Your hands are used to handling orders so that your knife won't cut you even while you're busy, but busy "multitasking" conversation IS affecting the flavor of the food.

      The problem is that multitasking "noise" is not always obvious. We only notice "too much tobasco sauce!!!" "too much salt!!" when something goes really wrong with the cook's attention. If we could measure all the variables rigurously, then the results of food consistency, bitterness, sweetness, saltyness over-cooked-ness, undercooked-ness for each dish should be more obviously affected by multitasking even if the untrained palate cannot detect it in your example.

      Despite all of the above one's opinion can be unswayed especially with "a serious cook." So I'll leave you with a clear example: try to monitor in a lab environment how much "task-switching and parallel monitoring is involved in preparing a multi-course meal alone for a couple of guys..." when every single part of that meal is 100% unknown to said cook until the minute they start to cook that full-course meal. Even Chef competitions show you how wildly things change when one is out of their water even when dishes procedures are fully *known* in advance... Without experienced cooks (meaning muscle memory, which in turn means less fake multitasking and more subconscious GPU-like parallelizing), the simple nervousness of novelty to a young cook and need of the cookbook and "attention" to its instructions... plus extrapolation from what you DO and DO NOT know prior to cooking the meal is close to what TFS implies --new data that our digital distractions drag in overwhelming quantities.

    15. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry,
      s/means less fake multitasking /means MORE fake multitasking /

    16. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by Musc · · Score: 1

      and when people say they can, they're deluding themselves

      This is completely incorrect. If anyone says otherwise, they are clearly deluding themselves!

      Can you prove this?

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    17. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Who needs proof? Clearly anyone who disagrees with me is deluding themselves. The brain is very good at doing so, after all. Saying that is all the proof that I need...

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    18. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Dr Miller apparently never did any serious cooking. Are you aware how much task-switching and parallel monitoring is involved in preparing a multi-course meal alone for a couple of guys?

      Dr Miller may or may not have done any serious cooking, but he almost certainly understands something you don't: The plural of anecdote is not data. (He probably also understands something else you're innocent of: bell curves.)

    19. Re:Human multitasking is a myth by doom · · Score: 1

      "spare me... "

      No, you spare us. Put down the fucking box while you're driving. The ego you save may be your own.

      Thank you.

  13. Small Blessings by Mikkeles · · Score: 2

    'So if you're anything like me, ...'

    Thank Vishnu I'm not.

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  14. Wait a minute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean to tell me people actually use Google+?

    1. Re:Wait a minute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean to tell me people actually use Google+?

      Well, as almost 9 of 10 Google+ users are male (and 95% of people looking for love on the site are male) it's been called the Internet's biggest sausage fest ;)

  15. Wow. What crap. by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have three friends who are accomplished novelists. Two of them have cut off all Internet access to their homes. The other leaves his devices behind and sits in an unconnected cafe with a pen and a stack of paper for several hours a day. They know that even their impressive abilities to concentrate can't compete with a connected computer.

    This guy comes up with a preposterous thesis and declares anyone who doesn't fit in with his world view is a loser. "If you're not trying to do 5 different digital things at a time, it's because you've given up, not because you actually want to concentrate on a single task."

    He also ignores all the evidence that we aren't as good at multitasking as we thing we are.

  16. I would have posted the frist psot! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    But I accidentally typed the response as a tweet to my Azharbaijani circle of friends and posted the goat pron link meant for the Azhars in my FB wall.

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  17. re:The Epidemic of Digital Distraction by Sarius64 · · Score: 1

    I barely believe any of you exist. Why would I care what you post?

  18. I'm a serial multi-tasker by __aahmnf219 · · Score: 1

    What I CAN do is do one task then jump to another task while I wait for review/inputs for task 1, and so on, and fit trips to slashdot and reading email and websurfing in the gaps too. All done one at a time, with my full attention on that task at that time.

    1. Re:I'm a serial multi-tasker by smelch · · Score: 1

      Right, it depends on what the definition of multitasking is. When I think multitask I think single core processor. My focus is the processor and it can only really do one thing at a time, but I can do things that don't require thought along side things that do require thought, like holding a conversation while stirring soup (or sending audio data to the soundcard to play while the processor handles input). The focus can switch from one thing to another in such a way that you aren't slowing the original task by performing the other because you would otherwise just be waiting, like a thread blocking while it waits on a response from the network. In reality you can call thread.Sleep(timeout) and allow the processor to do other tasks, checking periodically to see if the original task is ready to be continued when the timeout expires.

      With this interpretation, being good at multitasking means you are good at organizing your operations so you can minimize the time you are blocking needlessly, and good at estimating the timeout value to check back on other tasks, and prioritizing the tasks so the most important ones are completed in a timely manner, and knowing when the time to switch from one task to another will not exceed the amount of time you would be wasting while waiting for the first task to complete. It does not mean that you are good at dictating a letter while you write a blog post simultaneously.

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  19. Re:Wow. What crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you read the same thing as me? It came off as anti-multitasking, not pro.

  20. It may not be a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of things don't require much mental effort. We can just skim over the top and do an OK job of dealing with them.

    Our brain has two main circuits. One circuit scans the sensory inputs to warn us if we are in danger; the point of that circuit is that it doesn't focus on just one thing.

    The other circuit is for focused attention. That is the circuit we use to sneak up on prey, throw a spear etc.

    The brain is built for multitasking. The problem is that we can't do two things that require focused attention at the same time. Trying to do that will result in degraded performance.

  21. TRYING TO CONCENTRATE HERE! by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

    Can we please keep the pointless posts to a minimum?

  22. Interrupt overhead... by Freddybear · · Score: 1

    Multitasking is fine, as long as none of the tasks really requires 100% of your attention.
    I can switch off surfing blogs and /. and listening to music and playing roguelikes, but when I'm working on a tough bit of program logic, I can't stand to be interrupted for anything. That's when I hide all the other windows so I can concentrate.

  23. Re:I hereby name this breakthrough in human evolut by toastar · · Score: 2

    I prefer ADHD

  24. Research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And in an incredible burst of human evolution, our minds have grown accustomed to monitoring multiple inputs at once."

    I don't recall seeing any actual research indicating ANYTHING like this. This is nothing more than some writer's passing thought.

  25. Re:Wow. What crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've completely misread the post in every possible way. Those authors are not being criticized at all. The multitasking nature of our lives is obviously being criticized in the article.

  26. no science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could not find any scientific information in the article or any reason to use the word evolution. The article is long and boring and I did get distracted so feel free to point me to the info please.

  27. tripe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The screens won't let us."

    no. when im on slashdot i read slashdot. then i would check twitter. then back to slashdot. its not "at once" because my focus changes. if all these separate "streams" were to somehow "merge" into one giant st(r)eaming pile of social media shit

    facebookslashdottwittergmailemaillinkedinmyspacefriendster

    which, incidentally, cannot even be written "at once", well, the brain would probably implode.

  28. which is funnier by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But we're nearly three paragraphs in.

    I'm not sure which is funnier -- that the sentence was left in the /. summary, or that it appears in the fourth paragraph of TFA.

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    This guy's the limit!
    1. Re:which is funnier by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I guess he must have gotten distracted while editing. Reminds me of when I used to sign my posts here:

      -Steve

      but every once in a while (read: a few times a week), I would be about done, sign the post...then realize I want to add something at the end... add it, but now my original was scrolled out of the visible text box... so I would sign it and end up posting like this:

      -Steve
      -Steve

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
  29. Wish I could mod Slashdot stories themselves by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This one deserves "-1, self-delusional" if anything does.

    People haven't evolved to efficiently handle multiple inputs at once. The linked story certainly makes that statement, but provides absolutely no supporting evidence. If anything, it demonstrates the opposite with lines such as this: "It's getting harder to concentrate on anything, even the stuff that's clearly the most important." The poorly-written anecdotes don't show the author or his friends dealing well with all these inputs - they demonstrate the difficulty all parties are having coping. Another example is the part about his novelist friends who've removed all internet access from their homes because otherwise they can't concentrate on their work.

    Frankly, most of the article reads like - at best - a Readers' Digest submission. But it is Gizmodo, so there you go.

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    1. Re:Wish I could mod Slashdot stories themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly, most of the article reads like - at best - a Readers' Digest submission. But it is Gizmodo, so there you go.

      Hey, no need to insult Readers' Digest like that!

    2. Re:Wish I could mod Slashdot stories themselves by chthon · · Score: 1

      Author also does not get the idea of evolution.

      What one should expect in case humanity evolves under the pressure of multitasking is that either

      • Multitasking becomes so necessary that people who cannot handle it die before they can reproduce
      • People who are not prone to distraction are able to reproduce more than people who are steadfastly busy with multitasking

      If these effects exist, they can only be seen after several generations.

      I strongly suggest that the author turns off his electronic media and takes time to read "On the Origin of Species".

  30. I prefer to focus by MpVpRb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When I need to do something important, I focus. No distractions, just pay attention.

    Now, when goofing off, it's OK to multitask, but not when it's important to get it right.

    It may just be a young people's problem. Us old farts know that if you want to do something right, you need to pay attention.

    1. Re:I prefer to focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree, I can't believe the lack of attention span for the young masters and PhD students I meet. They seem simply unable to focus on a single subject for 5 minutes without getting distracted.

  31. In the old days... by genghisjahn · · Score: 1

    It would take a week for someone to get me a message from the coast by way of the mail car on the train. Now with these "telegraph" lines everywhere I get bombarded with messages sent directly to me almost every dang day. It's like being surrounded by silent screams all the time. I barely have time to watch the crops grow after I plant them. I say, if it can't be communicated by smoke signal (which ensures the message is important enough that the sender take the time to build a fire) then it's too far away from me to be of any import. And you're on my lawn...

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  32. Re:Wow. What crap. by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    The article may be anti-multitasking, but there is a definite streak of resignation.

    "Almost no one does just one thing anymore. The screens won't let us."

    His friends "can't compete with a connected computer," no one can avoid multitasking, " the screens won't let us."

    You show you're anti-multitasking by not multitasking, not by multitasking but complaining about it.

  33. Sometimes it gets that desperate. by Animats · · Score: 2

    I have three friends who are accomplished novelists. Two of them have cut off all Internet access to their homes. The other leaves his devices behind and sits in an unconnected cafe with a pen and a stack of paper for several hours a day.

    Years ago, Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle had taken an advance on a book, and were getting very close to deadline with not much written. So they went off to an isolated cabin to write. They each wrote for half the day, taking turns; one sleeping during the day. The resulting book was reasonably good, and finished on time.

    1. Re:Sometimes it gets that desperate. by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      There is a story (citation needed?) that Douglas Adams wrote So long and thanks for all the fish while locked in a hotel bathroom while shoving pages under the door to his agent. He is also quoted as saying: I love deadlines, I love the wooshing sound they make as they pass by.

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      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
  34. Book on the topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.amazon.com/Shallows-What-Internet-Doing-Brains/dp/0393072223

    Go read this, it explains a history of the brain in the context of development of language, writing, structured thinking etc. and if you're really interested, its a good read.

  35. They wont let us! by dragon-file · · Score: 0

    I don't know what kinds of devices most people use, but i opted out of the model with robot arms, facial recognition software, and ruler to smack you with when you stop paying attention to it.

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    Whenever a player quits EVE to go play WoW, the Average IQ of both games increase.
  36. Phew! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    asto21 writes:

    So if you're anything like me...

    I'd blow my brains out before that ever happened.

    I am still capable of reading "three paragraphs" without the need to "check Twitter, count the additions to Google Plus circles, read a handful of new incoming email messages, and chime in on a couple of ongoing instant message conversations".

    For one thing, "instant message conversation" is an oxymoron.

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  37. "But are we paying less attention to important..." by couchslug · · Score: 4, Funny

    tl;dr

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  38. Slashdot by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    I should be working on a problem with our backup system and yet here I am reading /.

  39. sorry, by alienzed · · Score: 1

    could you repeat that?

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    Never say never. Ah!! I did it again!
    1. Re:sorry, by Cragen · · Score: 1

      Comedy Central's Short Attention Span Theater => which was shortened to SAST cuz we viewers were, um, too, um, ... what?

    2. Re:sorry, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lazy to read

  40. Re:I hereby name this breakthrough in human evolut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So do the pharmaceutical companies!

  41. Re:I hereby name this breakthrough in human evolut by ivandavidoff · · Score: 1

    Multitasking is controlled ADHD.

    Singletasking, as in the dogged focus on one damn thing at a time, can be as big a problem as out-of-control ADHD.

  42. Wrong Question. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    No, you're learning what the important details actually are.

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    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  43. NOT EVOLUTION by cforciea · · Score: 1

    Even if you buy into the idea that somehow our brain chemistry has changed because of our environments such that we have gotten better at multitasking, it isn't evolution. Evolution would require that the ability to multi-task increased the odds of having viable offspring so that genetic tendencies to increase this ability would be selected for over generations of breeding.

  44. Dear Author. I am not like you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't check my facebook, twitter or other crap every five minutes. I don't have a google + account. Not sure when I'll get one.

    Facebook I hit every day or two, but then usually only if something in particular is going on.

    Twitter is for twits. I don't need to know every random 140 character thought of my peers.

  45. Re:I hereby name this breakthrough in human evolut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a patent pending on "Multitasking", i.e. the process by which humans perform two or more operations (tasks) at the same time.

    I'm also copyrighting the term "Multitasking" for referring to the aforementioned activity.

    Consider this your official Cease and Desist notice.

  46. That does it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Starting today, I'm swearing off Slashdot.

  47. More realistically, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the summary as saying, "And in an incredible burst of human evolution, our minds have grown accustomed to ignoring multiple inputs at once."

  48. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're ignoring the poison dart I just stuck in your neck. Tonight I shall wear your skin.

  49. YO !! DUMFUK !! THAT"S NOT "AT ONCE". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At once means AT THE SAME TIME !! Stopping one thing and doing another IS NOT THE SAME TIME !!

    The only thing that can be said of this is, the internet exposes to you those whom you would have never have had the displearure to meet. Like the DUMFUK that wrote this stupid story !!

  50. Re: by taiwanjohn · · Score: 1

    Yes, distractions are everywhere these days. What I wonder is, will the new generation see this as "normal" background distraction? We have an entire generation now that don't remember a time before cell phones and the WWW. Presumably they are comfortable with this level of distraction, but does anyone have data on how this affects job performance?

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  51. Re:I hereby name this breakthrough in human evolut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except that multitasking usually results in taking longer to accomplish anything, with the added problem that if you're in any kind of field that requires you to "get in the zone", you are less likely to "get in the zone" when you have multiple distractions.

    I should be coding right now.

  52. The Overwhelming Ocean of Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the access to the abundant amount of information, I think people tend to get lost or overwhelmed by it all, and resort to random selections of incoming sources. First one has to organize their sources of information into the least amount of categories, and automate the incoming information into the form of a tabbed listings or news feeds. You can do this with separate twitter accounts or just make a few RSS groups in your Thunderbird. Personally I have four categories; 1. Technology (which also involves my work), 2. Politicoeconomy, 3. Philosophy and 4.Personal. The information feeds into my devices always in those 4 catergories, and I stay up to date with as much as possible about the things I think are most significant. When I come across a new source of information like an interesting tech blog, I add it to it's respective category. It also helps to make sure that people connected to you in your facebook(/now gone) Google+ account are people you actually give a shit about.

  53. The reality is... nobody does this. by BitwiseX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We don't! We may have 3 IMs, 4 new emails, 12 tweets, and a Facebook message to read, but the reality is, we don't read them all at once. It may be shortsighted, but I've always considering multitasking to be an illusion. We may be rapidly shifting focus, but we're never really focused on more than one thing at any given time.

    I've learned over the years that prioritizing, and putting items/tasks/people on "the back burner" (even if for a few minutes) has resulted in an increase in quality of work, and overall sanity. Focus on a task. Only shift gears if absolutely necessary (priorities will always do this), or when there is a lull of activity (waiting on approvals, server builds, etc.).

    Don't lie to me! You know when you're answering 2 IM conversations with a phone in your ear, you're cutting corners, missing information, and just trying to shut someone the hell up, so you can slow down and take a breath.... so politely put them off.

    1. Re:The reality is... nobody does this. by BitwiseX · · Score: 1

      oh and P.S. Email is not an instant messaging protocol. If you're afraid of your unread count reaching double digits.. rethink that strategy.

    2. Re:The reality is... nobody does this. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      You know when you're answering 2 IM conversations with a phone in your ear, you're cutting corners, missing information, and just trying to shut someone the hell up, so you can slow down and take a breath.... so politely put them off.

      I am not sure there is a way to politely put someone off any more. The closest you can do is to say "hey, I'm kinda busy here, can I call you back?" But when someone says that to me, it throws me off for a second or so at the very least, and may leave me ticked off depending on circumstances.

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      i'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the king of britain [bash.org]
  54. show me the facts or shut up by Tom · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, right. "evolved" - in less than one generation. Someone here desperately needs to go back to evolution 101 and figure out what the term means.

    So you really mean "adapt", yes? Maybe you should do less Twitter checking while you're writing blog postings. Because so far, all the studies that I have read or read about strongly indicate that so-called multitasking is highly detrimental to all the covered tasks. Flow and concentration remain as powerful tools as they are, because - surprise, surprise - the human brain really hasn't changed all that much in the last 1000 or so years. It is, however, much more adaptable than we thought for a long time, and if you give it the same tasks over and over, it will learn to cope with them. Somehow. That doesn't necessarily mean good.

    Oh, and then there are all these little psychological facts that we've uncovered over the past century or so, that all indicate that one of the strongest and most reliable powers of the brain is the ability to delude itself. It is more than fascinating what people believe inside their heads and how little that sometimes has to do with outside reality. Book hint "Mistakes were made (but not by me)".

    So you may think that your brain has evolved to cope with the demands of modern multi-channel communication. Now be scientific and make the test whether
    a) anything critical really is different in your brain compared to someone who doesn't do this kind of attention-hopping
    b) what you believe about yourself and your ability to handle multiple inputs simultaneously or in rapid succession is at all true

    check your assumptions first. Then, and only then, write something that requires them to be true in order to make any sense at all.

    --
    Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    1. Re:show me the facts or shut up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About evolving: I cut you off right after the first sentence:

      Actually, our brains really evolved. In that in the last 100 years, our brains changed radically, to filter out all the advertisements and distractions and crap. A person from back then would have gone crazy pretty quickly.
      Unfortunately it had side-effects, like the ability to say "I like saving the planet." while at the same time throwing a soda can and plastic wrap out of the car window. That kind of dissociated thinking.

      Not everything is genetics. Think about how much of our behavior is learned / trained in.
      And since in the brain, learning and transforming is the same thing, the difference in our brains can come purely from learning to live in a different environment.

      In an extended sense, this can be called evolution too.
      Especially when such changes can, over short time, become genes too. (Studies found, that eating preferences can be given to the children genetically, even when only the direct parents had those preferences. The children kept the preferences, even when they had never seen their parents after birth.)

      About multitasking: Yes, it is a problem for humans. But not on the low neural level, since our brain has no problem with getting input from multiple senses at the same time, and our hands and eyes can do different things at the same time. The problems arise, when the signals travel through the same neurons. The brain can then, by definition, not keep them separate, and associations (learning) arise.
      But true multitasking requires keeping the dissociation.
      So in those cases, it's truly impossible.

      About deluding oneself: Well, just look at the worst of all delusions: The delusion that there would be an absolute reality. And that they would know it, since they could see it. (Just look at Wikipedia, which is dominated by that delusion.)
      The problem is: A human mind has no direct contact to reality. It has to observe it all through senses. Which are very biased. Which is very good. Since our very mind is only learning differences from what it considers "normal". Which is just another way of saying: It can only process "bias".
      And that's only the tip of the iceberg, since most of what we think we "know" is actually just something we got through communication. So we never observed it ourselves. Instead it went trough a shitload of bias machines (brains) and lossy forms of communication (text vs. looking at it yourself). Yet we think it's the absolute truth.
      Fact is: We can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
      Just think about lemons. Very sour lemons. You peel one. And then you stick in right in your mouth and firmly bite on it!
      Now tell me this didn't cause mouth watering for you! Despite it NOT being real.

    2. Re:show me the facts or shut up by Tom · · Score: 1

      Actually, our brains really evolved. [...] Not everything is genetics.

      No, but evolution is. You are, again, talking about adaptating, education, or some other method of change. I didn't say those don't exist. But evolution is a specific concept that pretty much requires genetics (or something similar).

      The important difference is that evolution passes changes on to the next generations, while training (education, etc.) must be repeated by the next generations.

      In an extended sense, this can be called evolution too.

      You can't simply extend the meaning of scientific terms beyond recognition. They have a defined meaning for a reason.

      Unfortunately it had side-effects, like the ability to say "I like saving the planet." while at the same time throwing a soda can and plastic wrap out of the car window. That kind of dissociated thinking.

      That's got nothing whatsoever to do with advertisement. This phenomenon is called dissonance in psychology and has been well-researched for the past 50 or so years. We can be pretty certain that people in other ages suffered from the same, except that the context was different. You can't throw plastic cans out of car windows in 1500 AD, but you can burn a witch at the stake in the name of a holy book that tells you that killing is a definite no-no.

      Well, just look at the worst of all delusions: The delusion that there would be an absolute reality.

      We apparently differ in our subjective evaluation of what the worst delusion is. To me, delusions about yourself are the worst kind. For external reality, you can always explain differences between mental image and reality away by limited interface. But if you're not the expert on yourself? That one is hard to swallow, so most people refuse to do it, even though we have at least 40 years of studies proving conclusively that people are constantly in error about even simple facts about themselves.

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  55. Habitual multitaskers do it badly by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2

    We dealt with multitasking here before, and how badly people do it. Empirically, those who rate themselves good at multitasking are usually worse at it than those who rate themselves poorly.

    It's not called "distracting" without reason.

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    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
  56. Best Quote Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The other day, I asked my son if he wanted Daddy or Mommy to take him on the bus for his first day of Kindergarten. He answered: "I want the iPad to take me."

  57. Or for the straight talk... by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 1

    This has been discussed already. If you want it in a straight talk article rather than this dramatized fluff piece, I recommend an article that appeared in Datamation back in 2008 called "Hard Work is Dead. Call It 'Work Ethic 2.0'" in which Mike Elgan asserts that the ability to focus on a task and avoid distractions is now a more important skill than the ability to simply work hard. It's a good read.

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  58. "Mistakes were made, but not by me" by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    http://www.amazon.com/Mistakes-Were-Made-But-Not/dp/0151010986

    To second that book recommendation. Great post.

    See also:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority
    "Illusory superiority is a cognitive bias that causes people to overestimate their positive qualities and abilities and to underestimate their negative qualities, relative to others. This is evident in a variety of areas including intelligence, performance on tasks or tests, and the possession of desirable characteristics or personality traits. It is one of many positive illusions relating to the self, and is a phenomenon studied in social psychology. Illusory superiority is often referred to as the above average effect. Other terms include superiority bias, leniency error, sense of relative superiority, the primus inter pares effect, and the Lake Wobegon effect (named after Garrison Keillor's fictional town where "all the children are above average")."

    A complementary regression-towards-the-mean effect is that the most really competent people tend to overestimate how competent their peers are relative to themselves.

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  59. Completely offtopic by NitroWolf · · Score: 2

    I know this is completely off topic, but pretentious assholes like this writer are the reason people hate you Apple Fanboi idiots.

    When I woke up this morning, I was just a writer and tech investor, tucked behind the warm glow of my 27-inch Apple monitor.

    Did you really need to specify it was a 27" APPLE monitor? Did it add anything to that sentence, other than to underscore you're a prick? No, it didn't. The author could just as easily have said "the warm glow of my monitor." and had the same effect. But instead he had to underscore it was an APPLE monitor... like it was something SPECIAL and UNIQUE! Like he was COOL for having an Apple.

    On a recent morning, my wife was busy with several work related tasks on her Macbook Air when our two year-old daughter

    And the author does it again... couldn't just say "Laptop" or "Computer," but had to say Macbook Air! Again, like it was unique or special. News flash! Lots of people have those things and they can be acquired by anyone wishing to do so by traveling to your nearest web browser, Apple Store, Best Buy or other purveyor of overpriced shiny shit.

    So just a note, it's exactly this kind of shit that makes people who haven't fallen under the spell of bullshit that Jobs has convinced hipster idiots that Apple products are so cool that they need to be identified separately from everything else. You are unique for using Apple Products, just like the other ten million (or however many) people who use the exact same product.

    1. Re:Completely offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brand placement?

    2. Re:Completely offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... You are unique for using Apple Products, just like the other ten million (or however many) people who use the exact same product.

      I'm not!

    3. Re:Completely offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that you look like a much bigger asshole for turning an offhanded comment into such a big deal?

      The only thing worse than a fan of Apple products is a person who goes off their head the moment they see someone using or mentioning Apple products. And "Fanboi"? Really? Holy shit, grow up.

    4. Re:Completely offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod up up up.

    5. Re:Completely offtopic by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

      You do realize that you look like a much bigger asshole for turning an offhanded comment into such a big deal?

      The only thing worse than a fan of Apple products is a person who goes off their head the moment they see someone using or mentioning Apple products. And "Fanboi"? Really? Holy shit, grow up.

      It's not an offhanded comment. It's the author being a pretentious prick, just like every other Apple user. This is me expounding on the fact.

      You, Mr. AC, are also a giant asshole for posting as AC.

    6. Re:Completely offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly agree with you but then again...

      When you speak about other items do you always use the generic term? Is it the car or is it the Acura? Is it the bike or is it the Cervelo? I'll agree that I have yet to see someone call his phone the Nokia or the Galaxy like people call them iPhones.

      I myself refer to my computers as the macbook and the dell. I don't specify that it's a macbook PRO and that it's 13". I also don't give specs on the Dell and I could just as easily call it the office or the windows laptop.

      I think that calling something a macbook, imac, ipad or iphone is a reflection of a great branding effort from Apple. There are quite a few other household items that are called by their brand.. sometime not even the right brand but just the dominant one(kleenex). My PS3 is a ps3.. not a console even if it would be faster to pronounce.

      Adding the size spec 27" or qualifying macbook with macbook air does seem to be going out of his way. There is currently this aura that Apple product are just better and quite frankly I agree and I myself own a few of them. I wonder how many people cal their cars a Kia instead of just a car vs those that own a Mercedes?

    7. Re:Completely offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is completely off topic, but pretentious assholes like this writer are the reason people hate you Apple Fanboi idiots.

      When I woke up this morning, I was just a writer and tech investor, tucked behind the warm glow of my 27-inch Apple monitor.

      Did you really need to specify it was a 27" APPLE monitor? Did it add anything to that sentence, other than to underscore you're a prick? No, it didn't. The author could just as easily have said "the warm glow of my monitor." and had the same effect. But instead he had to underscore it was an APPLE monitor... like it was something SPECIAL and UNIQUE! Like he was COOL for having an Apple.

      On a recent morning, my wife was busy with several work related tasks on her Macbook Air when our two year-old daughter

      And the author does it again... couldn't just say "Laptop" or "Computer," but had to say Macbook Air! Again, like it was unique or special. News flash! Lots of people have those things and they can be acquired by anyone wishing to do so by traveling to your nearest web browser, Apple Store, Best Buy or other purveyor of overpriced shiny shit.

      So just a note, it's exactly this kind of shit that makes people who haven't fallen under the spell of bullshit that Jobs has convinced hipster idiots that Apple products are so cool that they need to be identified separately from everything else. You are unique for using Apple Products, just like the other ten million (or however many) people who use the exact same product.

      And (ironically, after your tell-tale, angst-ridden rant), you are "just like the other ten million" Apple haters---neither special, nor original!

      Rich!

    8. Re:Completely offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is completely off topic, but pretentious assholes like this writer are the reason people hate you Apple Fanboi idiots.

      When I woke up this morning, I was just a writer and tech investor, tucked behind the warm glow of my 27-inch Apple monitor.

      Did you really need to specify it was a 27" APPLE monitor? Did it add anything to that sentence, other than to underscore you're a prick? No, it didn't. The author could just as easily have said "the warm glow of my monitor." and had the same effect. But instead he had to underscore it was an APPLE monitor... like it was something SPECIAL and UNIQUE! Like he was COOL for having an Apple.

      On a recent morning, my wife was busy with several work related tasks on her Macbook Air when our two year-old daughter

      And the author does it again... couldn't just say "Laptop" or "Computer," but had to say Macbook Air! Again, like it was unique or special. News flash! Lots of people have those things and they can be acquired by anyone wishing to do so by traveling to your nearest web browser, Apple Store, Best Buy or other purveyor of overpriced shiny shit.

      So just a note, it's exactly this kind of shit that makes people who haven't fallen under the spell of bullshit that Jobs has convinced hipster idiots that Apple products are so cool that they need to be identified separately from everything else. You are unique for using Apple Products, just like the other ten million (or however many) people who use the exact same product.

      And (with your tell-tale, angst-ridden, rant) are obviously "just like the other ten million" Apple haters---neither special, nor unique!

      Rich.

    9. Re:Completely offtopic by baristabrian · · Score: 1

      I know this is completely off topic, but pretentious assholes like this writer are the reason people hate you Apple Fanboi idiots.

      When I woke up this morning, I was just a writer and tech investor, tucked behind the warm glow of my 27-inch Apple monitor.

      Did you really need to specify it was a 27" APPLE monitor? Did it add anything to that sentence, other than to underscore you're a prick? No, it didn't. The author could just as easily have said "the warm glow of my monitor." and had the same effect. But instead he had to underscore it was an APPLE monitor... like it was something SPECIAL and UNIQUE! Like he was COOL for having an Apple.

      On a recent morning, my wife was busy with several work related tasks on her Macbook Air when our two year-old daughter

      And the author does it again... couldn't just say "Laptop" or "Computer," but had to say Macbook Air! Again, like it was unique or special. News flash! Lots of people have those things and they can be acquired by anyone wishing to do so by traveling to your nearest web browser, Apple Store, Best Buy or other purveyor of overpriced shiny shit.

      So just a note, it's exactly this kind of shit that makes people who haven't fallen under the spell of bullshit that Jobs has convinced hipster idiots that Apple products are so cool that they need to be identified separately from everything else. You are unique for using Apple Products, just like the other ten million (or however many) people who use the exact same product.

      And ironically, you (with your tell-tale, angst-ridden rant), are "just like the other ten million" Apple hatersâ"neither speical nor unique! Rich.

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    10. Re:Completely offtopic by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

      Mostly agree with you but then again...

      When you speak about other items do you always use the generic term? Is it the car or is it the Acura? Is it the bike or is it the Cervelo?

      Mostly, yes and most everyone I know does the same. I never call my car the VW or the Dodge unless I need to specifically differentiate between the two for some purpose. But I sure as hell don't say the "Dodge D150 RAM" when I need to differentiate. If there was some specific reason to differentiate his monitor between any generic monitor and an Apple monitor, then I could see the case for stating it's an Apple monitor. But for the purposes of the article, there was no reason except to be pretentious.

      I myself refer to my computers as the macbook and the dell. I don't specify that it's a macbook PRO and that it's 13". I also don't give specs on the Dell and I could just as easily call it the office or the windows laptop.

      I think that calling something a macbook, imac, ipad or iphone is a reflection of a great branding effort from Apple.

      And if he had just said "Macbook" instead of "Macbook Air" then I'd agree with you. But tacking on "Air" is like tacking on 27" Apple to the monitor reference. I agree it's part of a greater branding effort from Apple and it shows why people who buy Apple buy into the bullshit and are a bunch of sheep who can't understand why people who aren't under the spell see what Apple products really are: Quality made products... nothing more. There's nothing special about an Apple product. It's just a well made product, like many of the other well made products. iOS is showing it's age, but beyond that there's nothing unusual, good or bad, about Apple products. So differentiating them when writing an article like the author did is nothing but pretentiousness.

      There are quite a few other household items that are called by their brand.. sometime not even the right brand but just the dominant one(kleenex). My PS3 is a ps3.. not a console even if it would be faster to pronounce.

      But again, you aren't saying the "Playstation 3 60 GB" or the "Xbox 360 20GB" or even just "Xbox 360" unless you are differentiating between the original and the 360. You aren't going around saying "Kleenex UltraSoft with Aloe."

      Adding the size spec 27" or qualifying macbook with macbook air does seem to be going out of his way. There is currently this aura that Apple product are just better and quite frankly I agree and I myself own a few of them. I wonder how many people cal their cars a Kia instead of just a car vs those that own a Mercedes?

      Just better than what? They are quality products, I agree... but they aren't exceptional. There are other quality products out there, some better than Apple, many worse. But that is really immaterial, there was no need to put that kind of crap in the article. I doubt few people call their cars "Kia" instead of "the car" unless there's a specific need. But yes, I would imagine there are more that call it the Mercedes, and those idiots would be just as big douchebags as the author of the article for saying 27" Apple Monitor.

  60. Re:Turtles! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    I was gonna make a joke about your Turtles but then I had to check Wikipedia to remember the other half of your reference.

    Google says Wikipedia's entry of the Pangu creation myth has Turtles in there so I went to look at that.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangu

    "In some versions of the story, Pangu is aided in this task by the four most prominent beasts, namely the Turtle, the Qilin, the Phoenix, and the Dragon."

    Then the reference to Phoenix distracted me because that's the Chinese one, not the Egyptian one.

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  61. Re:Zone by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Geeks like to be in the zone to do their work, but other people want their answers NOW.

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  62. This is whats wrong with the world. by freaxeh · · Score: 1

    This is what is wrong with everyone! They work at their jobs doing the workload of 50x people from the 1930s-1940s-1950s and don't have any time for compassion in their descision making processes.

    Say for example if someone is tied down at work, they can't feel compassion for something that their teenage daughter or son is going through, so they just say the standard robotic response, just like in that movie "Click".

    Imagine if everyone were like this, oh wait, I don't have to, because thats what the modern world is, a bunch of uncompassionate robots.

    No wonder positions of power have no compassion and are rife with corruption.

    What if we had 3 months to think about the budget crisis instead of just a few days?

    People everywhere need to slow down and smell the roses!, employers need to stop loading on the work onto one single person and spread it across multiple people, and pay them more for the job, the cost of products and services need to increase for this, and people will have the money to purchase those products because they are getting employment and more income.

    INSTEAD the world is tightening their belts, laying off people and replacing them with robots, WHY? Why do we have to go down this road? Why can't we make descisions for ourselves and slow the hell up?

    It doesn't matter if that new thing on the market comes today or tomorrow, it will get here eventually, within our lifetimes.

    Then maybe we can have understanding for the true needs in our lives, like space exploration, instead of screwing each other over for a percentage of fake wealth and fake money here on earth.

    1. Re:This is whats wrong with the world. by freaxeh · · Score: 1

      I suggest we make it a mandatory federal law that nobody can work beyond 12 noon every day, 9-12, so I can finally have that Western themed shoot-out with my boss that he's been nagging me about all week.

    2. Re:This is whats wrong with the world. by freaxeh · · Score: 1

      The Joker said it best, "This town needs an enema!" *Blows a party whistle* (Batman 1989)

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Tpe-dbPQI

      Imagine if we're all like the Joker in 20 years time? Wouldn't that be a kick in the nuts.

    3. Re:This is whats wrong with the world. by __aancvu2993 · · Score: 0

      I don't know your age or how tangled you are in the mess. But google "computing across america".

  63. Evolution? by utkonos · · Score: 2

    Evolution does not move that fast, nor does it work that way. The basic currency of evolution is offspring and mutation. I am willing to admit that it is possible that there have been one or more mutations in genes that are "for" multitasking in humans. However, do the individuals with those genes have more offspring than the ones who do not? Have there been enough generations since the advent of computers for those genes to increase in frequency in the gene pool to equate to "an incredible burst of human evolution?" No. No way, Jose.

    If there was some sort of environmental pressure such as a predator that kills and eats people who can't multitask when they are children, then that would put selective pressure on humans and possibly drive evolution.

    Essentially multitasking doesn't get you laid more than not being able to do it, so you're not going to tip the gene pool.

  64. The Zombie Apocalypse by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    Is already upon us. Ever try to walk down 34th street in Manhattan while everyone else going the other way is engrossed in their smartphones? They're not trying to eat your brain but they're equally brain-dead, lumbering, and clumsy.

    I can only imagine what it's going to be like when augmented reality hits the mainstream.

    As a huge tech booster, participant, and builder, I gotta say there's a time and a place, people, a time and a place. If you're running into things or walking out into the middle of Broadway against the light because you can't bear to pause Angry Birds, it means that is neither the time nor the place.

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  65. this is why everyone I know is medicated by plurgid · · Score: 1

    Hippies called them "uppers" and "downers".

    Today we have big-gulp sized energy drinks, zoloft, and ambien ... and nearly everyone I know that works in tech is consuming all three (or similar compounds of varying legal status). So they can be hyped up all damn day and cut it off like a switch when they want to sleep. There is non-obvious collateral damage to that lifestyle, and as my generation hits our mid 30's a lot of us are feeling the consequences (myself included).

    The human mind has indeed NOT evolved to deal with our numerous always-on distraction engines.
    Let this be a warning to the up n' coming "geeklings" ... get out side, get some exercise, get some fresh air at least 30 minutes a day.
    Lay off the stimulants.

    Your future self will thank you for it.

  66. Slashdot by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

    Nothing interrupts my daily dose of Slashdot.. Nothing

  67. CNN by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Were they the first ones with the Crawl at the bottom of the screen?

  68. Or Follow Last Sunday's Doonsbury Strip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good advice for parents. I actually posted this to my monitor to remind me to pay attention to my kid:

    Doonsbury Sunday Strip

  69. Sorry... by Yamioni · · Score: 1

    Sorry, what now? I was distracted.

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  70. poo on u by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i was doing none of those things, because most of them suck, especially twitter, and the 3 paragraphs in thing was after 2 sentences...