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Steve Jobs Resigns As Apple CEO

An anonymous reader writes "The title says it all, really; Steve Jobs has resigned as the CEO of Apple, and would like to become Chairman of the Board. Reasons are not specified, but his declining health of recent years is a likely candidate. He's named Tim Cook as his successor."

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  1. So... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will the Turtleneck of Power be passed on to Cook?

    Or will it instead be enshrined in a glass case at Apple HQ?

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    1. Re:So... by kaizokuace · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will the Turtleneck of Power be passed on to Cook?

      Or will it instead be enshrined in a curved glass case at Apple HQ?

      fixed.

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  2. And in other news, the iPhone 5... by MrDoh! · · Score: 5, Funny

    is rumoured to have Flash, USB ports, AND a 3.5" floppy disk.

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  3. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by jedidiah · · Score: 5, Funny

    Millions of people also said "yes we do" to MS-DOS.

    Being the vanguard of those with absolutely no taste is not necessarily something to brag about.

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  4. Steve's impact on the world by dreadlord76 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Even though I don't qualify as an Apple Fanboy, Steve's impact on the world of computing is felt everyday by all of us.
    While Xerox PARC did the original GUI environment, and invented little things like the Mouse, Steve's vision with the Mac changed the computer world. It made computer accessible, influencing Windows and other OSs to make their system accessible to the masses.
    Apple, Next, Pixar, Mac, iPod, iPhone, iPads.
    I believe Steve made the world better.

    1. Re:Steve's impact on the world by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It was designer Steve Jobs that focused on the systematic problems of computer usage that changed the world.

      What on God's green earth are you talking about? Steve Jobs was not the one who saw a problem with the corporate vision of computing-as-a-utility. Wozniak was the one who aligned with people like Lee Felsenstein and the Homebrew Computer Club, and Wozniak was the one who designed PCs that people wanted. Steve Jobs did not envisioned the GUI interface, the mouse, video games, WYSIWYG, tablets, PDAs, smartphones, or anything else that has made Apple a successful company.

      Steve Jobs has two talents: the ability to see what products can be marketed, and the ability to market those products to home computer users. He is not a designer of anything other than good business plans.

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    2. Re:Steve's impact on the world by tmp31416 · · Score: 5, Informative

      not again...

      NO.

      Xerox PARC *DID NOT* "do" the original GUI environment. Doug Engelbart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Engelbart) did it at SRI.
      Xerox PARC *DID NOT* invent the mouse. Engelbart did it also at SRI.

      People overestimate PARC's importance, downright ignore Engelbart and underestimate Apple's contributions (when they don't say that Jobs & co. "stole" from Xerox)... this cheeses me off royally. /rant

  5. Enjoy a happy retirement by Kittenman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Put your feet up, go fishing, read some books. Lord knows you've earned it. And nope, I'm not an Apple man - but I recognize hard work when I see it.

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  7. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by vux984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    but I don't see how this is sad at all.

    The most probable reason for this particular change is that Steve's health is failing; and this announcment is a proxy for "Guys, I'm not going to be ok."

  8. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because unfortunately Steve was one of the few CEOs of big American Corps that actually gave 2 shits about the product that his company made. Outside of a few others(Google being chief among them), the modern American CEO couldn't really give a flying fuck about what the company actually makes(see Balmer, Fiorna). They are there to absorb as much money as they can while doing nothing but playing financial games with the company's balance sheets. Love him or hate him, you cannot deny that Steve was genuinely passionate about technology.

  9. Re:Lemme be the frist to say: by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, buy. I'm going full-in. I'll be an millionaire.

    So, you're telling us your a billionaire then?

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  10. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by sg3000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Steve Jobs is the embodiment of the American Dream, there are scant few individuals on this earth than can attest to the scale of success that he has achieved.

    Jobs is arguably the best business leader of our era.

    He co-founded the hugely successful Apple out of the proverbial garage, got fired from his own company, went off and started NeXT, bought Pixar from George Lucas and turned it into something big. At the same time, he came back to Apple, made a huge hit with the iMac, then the iPod, then the iPhone, and now the iPad. Now Apple one of the most successful companies around. I'm not sure if any other business leader's accomplishments could beat that story.

    What impresses me is, as others have said, he actually cared about the products his company made. He wanted to make a "dent in the universe" and he actually did. He didn't do it by managing to costs or other things that business schools tell people to do, but by putting products and the user experience first.

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  11. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Informative

    The iPod is just a cache of your music. It's not a backup.

    By any reasonable definition, it's a backup, since the files are physically there. It does, however, deliberately pretend for them to be inaccessible, unlike every other similar device on the planet.

    Case in point: when I bought my (non-computer-savvy) mother an iPad, the first thing that got her extremely annoyed was that she couldn't just drag and drop files to it in Explorer like she used to do with her USB sticks, MP3 player, and camera, but had to go through setting up sync in iTunes. She doesn't know what iTunes is, and doesn't want to learn yet another way of doing the exact same thing she already knows how to do.

  12. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by Bobartig · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not Carly Fiorina coming in and fucking up HP for a few years and leaving - Steve Jobs started the company, worked there ~10 years, left for a few, then came back and was CEO for 14 more. No other CEO on the planet is so closely associated with their company. As a pillar of the tech industry, his input drove the state of the art forward. It is a loss for the tech world when any big name leaves for good. By the way, this website is called Slashdot, and its a place for "News for Nerds," you know, people who generally care about technology.

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  13. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by Bobartig · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know how you did it, but you seem to have forgotten about this device called the iPod. Yeah, it brought PMPs to the mainstream. Apple sold a metric butt-load of them and made a mint in the process. Oh yeah, they also created an iTunes store, sold over 10,000,000,000 songs and other related media, and now sells more music than anyone else on the planet, including Walmart.

    iOS and iPhone didn't save Apple, it catapulted them from ludicrously successful to can't-talk-I'm-having-too-many-orgasms-all-the-time successful.

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  14. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by mjwx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's be blunt. Only nerds on tech sites worry about "closeness."

    Only aircraft engineers care about mechanical safety.

    That doesn't mean it's not important.

    The average technophobe doesn't worry about openness because they already have it and take it for granted, much like the average airline passenger takes for granted that the plane their flying on wont fall apart. What they dont know, nor want to know is that a lot of work goes on in the background by very dedicated people to ensure that everyone can enjoy the boon of openness or safe flights.

    Shove the average person into a world of "closedness" and they'll start caring about it quick smart.

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  15. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world by s73v3r · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yeah, it does. It told you EXACTLY what it was going to do. You decided to ignore it, and let it do what it said it was going to do.