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'Superpoke' To Be No More, Thanks To Google
angry tapir writes "Apparently the age of 'superpoking' social network friends and throwing sheep at them is coming to a close. Google plans to shut down the social applications developed by Slide, a company it acquired a year ago for US$182 million. Slide products include SuperPoke, and photo management and decorating tools like Slideshow and FunPix. Slide's applications like Slideshow were very popular on MySpace during its heyday, and found success on other social networking sites, including Facebook, where the sheep-throwing feature of SuperPoke caught on, entertaining and annoying many."
SuperPoke is a Facebook application. Why have an application that is tied in with a competitor's product? G+ is obviously a lot more important to Google than SuperPoke is, so SuperPoke is going to die.
Yup, SuperPoke is on its way out. And the Pokers are piiiiiiiiiiissed.
Read my blog.
Does this mean Google+ won't be filled with extremely annoying "applications"?
Given that in other news Google has confessed that G+ is really an identity clearinghouse and not a socializing gadget, that's exactly what it means.
First they're pitching G+ as an identity service, then they're killing the SuperPoke! Which is it? Are you evil are not, Google?
Funny may not give karma, but +5 Informative never made anyone snort coffee out their nose.
1. Acquire company that helps out a competitor
2. Shut it down
3. ???
4. Evil!
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
When I was a kid, going out for a coke a smoke and a poke meant something completely different.
Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
Using the logic of the comments presented in tfa, we can sue every time an MMO shuts down if we paid for items in it?
.....and good riddance. Who ever used the sheeptossing feature, anyway? What a joke.
Take me back to the good old IRC days please. It's been a while since I smacked someone around with a large trout.
I mean, G+'s and facebook's obsession with getting our personal data qualifies as a "superpeek"...
"Oh and what's with tech companies spending boat loads of money and then dropping the products? Is this a new fad?
Microsoft - Kin
HP - WebOS/TouchPad
Google - Slide
Really, none of them could think a year ahead?
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Stock prices have taken a brutal beating this month thanks to the debt ceiling debate and huge pressure is on for companies to cut their expenses to raise their stock price. In finance 101, the goal of a company is always to increase its share price to make daytraders happy. It is never to make money.
This has been the trend for the last 15 years actually. The goal is always to think short term and cut as much expenses as you can. Also by going on a buying spree you raise the stock price as well.
Now Google is hiting its revenue ceiling as Baudu won in China, and their are maximized in the US and Europe so in order to keep its insane $300/share price it needs to cut costs by selling its assets and cutting expenses. In the case of HP, the CEO is retarded as he thinks HP can magically become SAP (his former employer) by just buying companies and rebranding them as HP service ones. Google is doing what it can to help the CEO keep his job.
Apple is the only one with brains left, but if push comes to shove and they maximize their revenue with the IPAD/IPhone/Macs they too will sell their assets and drop markets and lay off employees too.
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Uhhh...how EXACTLY is buying a company that provided value to a competitor and shutting it down NOT considered evil? I just gotta admire the sheer batshit blind religious zealotry of the FOSSies here on /. because that level of denial takes real dedication!
If you replaced the name Google in TFA with Apple or MSFT they would be breaking out the torches and screaming for antitrust investigations, but because "It is teh Google and they love teh FOSSies, and teh ain't teh evils! They said so!" they could blow up competitor's buildings and the Baghdad Bobs would be out in force to explain how we just "don't get it".
Of course along with the denial in TFA they have to juggle denial for the whole "Android is free for OEMs" crack a few months ago, with its implied 'But not for you silly user!", along with the little matter of Google avoiding GPL V3 like it is kryptonite, or the fact that "do no evil" actually belongs right next to "Windows 7 was MY idea!" and "Think different" in the BS marketing hall of fame, but what they hey, as long as "they love teh FOSSies!" right?
Frankly I just do not get it. Its a company people, it doesn't "love you" or frankly give a flying fuck if you live or die. Its not for or against anything except itself. And if you think that it would even take a New York minute for them to choose between royally fucking the FOSSies or making another buttload o' cash? Well I have some really nice swampland in AR you might be interested in.
ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
Getting rid of crappy facebook applications is actually doing the opposite of evil. Google is doing Good here. Thanks Google!
Buckle your ROFL belt, we're in for some LOLs.