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Bill Gates Patents 'Virtual Entertainment'
theodp writes "In the '80s, Bill Gates and his then-girlfriend went on 'Virtual Dates' by viewing the same movie at the same time in different cities and discussing it on their cell phones. On Tuesday, Gates and 15 co-inventors were awarded U.S. Patent No. 8,012,023 for 'Virtual Entertainment', which Microsoft explains: 'The subject innovation provides for systems and methods that supply immersive entertainment, and create a sensation for a user(s) that is similar to having guests (who are in remote locations), to be presented as virtual guests to the user during performance of an event (e.g., a live sporting event, spectator game, television shows, games and the like).' And that silly Audre Lorde said there are no new ideas!"
Virtual Entertainment?
George Lucas has all sorts of prior "art" on that one.
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This is amazing. Nobody ever communicated with another person remotely about a sporting event or film before Bill gates invented the idea. Thank diety we have the US patent system to protect such innovation!
If you thought Bill G was done, think again!
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In other, related, news the US [software and methods] patent system is completely fucked up - beyond broken. Everybody knows it but nobody is willing to fix it.
Immersive game with others being virtually present and trying to kill you... no new ideas indeed
How is this different from an application of video conferencing?
It sounds like what 4chan /tv/ does every Monday night when there's a new House episode on.
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Quick, someone patent Virtual Money so we can virtually pay for our virtual entertainment!
I'm going to patent "Virtual Housing", "Virtual Transportation", and "Virtual Utilities"...
Really... This is just fucking stupid. I'm so done. Please someone just blow up the patent office with a few RPGs, or there's going to be no end to this insanity.
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
WTF?! How can someone patent that? What's next.. a patent for walking on 2 legs?! WAKE THE FSCK UP, WORLD!
Trade chat in World of Warcraft during the Superbowl or World Series or World Cup. Heh. (Of course, IRL I doubt I would have *any* of most of the people that troll trade chat in WoW over to my house, at least not without a plan to dispose of their corpses).
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Bill has so little friends he has to invent virtual ones?
Take Nobody's Word For It.
it is date of invention idea. If he, like many others, did this in the 80's, then it should be expired.
However, what amazes me is that with a patent like this, I am waiting for a patent to be approved for breathing.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
"... Step into the cell, and face the wall," the officer commanded. Virtual Reality did so, and the officer moved behind him and roughly released the cuffs.
"Do NOT turn around until I say so!" the officer barked, and the officer flinched a bit as he thought he saw movement in Virtual Reality's shoulder. The officer's hand flew to the tazzer on his belt, and he glared at Virtual Reality for a long moment.
Then the officer suddenly back peddled quickly and slammed the cell door shut. The electromagnetic lock snapped securely.
"You are lucky, really!" the officer smirked. "You get credit, as your sentence started in 2006. You only have to stay locked up for 15 years!"
There was a long pause, as Virtual Reality's forehead softly struck the wall. Somewhat muffled, he asked:
"....Can I turn around now?"
you actually can have all of that
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the only thing thats a bit iffy is the virtual utilities but you can have scripted objects that have to be "refilled" at intervals so that can be done. And SL has had Media On A Prim for months now
Holy Prior Art BOFHman!!
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They existed in the 80s?
He's got a patent on tele-presence? Web cams? Virtual meeting rooms? Avatars?
I don't get it ... other than the belt, how is this conceptually different from lots of things which have been out there for some time now?
I mean, really, how far back can you go with a movie that has a hologram sitting at the meeting table? Star Wars maybe? Maybe older?
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"Back in the day" my friends and I used to do the same thing, but instead of using cell phones, we chatted via IRC, ICQ!
We even had an End of the World - Y2K party where people in various time zones around the world would let everyone else know the world had NOT ended.
Dang here I could have patented the concept and made a million!!!!
I mean come on bill, I've been doing this since the 80's too... My girlfriend would be at home alone and I would be somewhere away and she'd be missing me and all and we'd had a good 10 minutes of virtual sex by rubing our repspective parts and talking to the other while doing it. Im sure this isn't new and I'm sure I didn't invent it.
My brother met his wife on World of Warcraft, and since they lived states apart at the time they had "web dates." They used to have a date night where they'd get on the cells and watch the same movie. They did all sorts of creative things to keep the relationship going, before she finally moved to live with him and they got married. So sorry Gates, couple's who met online have been doing this stuff for ages.
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Bill Gates is trolling the patent office. Good stuff
I'd love it if there was a mechanism for Netflix Instant-Watch to sync up the playback of a movie on two different accounts. I watch movies over the phone all the time.
From 1993
Or from 1988
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Since TFA links to the pre-grant publication (with its at-publication-time-not-yet-examined claims) instead of the issued patent, here's the first issued independent claim:
A computer implemented system comprising: at least one processor that executes the following computer executable components stored on at least one computer readable medium:
a virtual reality generation component that emulates real-life activities of a guest that is remotely viewing a spectator event that takes place outside of a virtual environment into corresponding virtual activities of a virtual guest representation in the virtual environment; and
a presentation component that presents the virtual activities of the virtual guest representation to a user that is attending the spectator event as an in-person spectator, the presentation system to facilitate an interaction of the user with the virtual guest representation provided in the virtual environment as the guest is remotely viewing the spectator event.
Virtual Entertainment? - George Lucas has all sorts of prior "art" on that one.
Let's hope he sues. And everyone sues everyone, until everything comes to a standstill, an impossible-resolution scenario. After Intellectual Property World War One, perhaps we'll have some peace treaties. Because as things are going, soon you won't be able to buy soap and bread anymore, you'll have a Subscription to Biological Sterilization and Nutritional Services, with an Agreement and License to Use Proprietary Methods for Human Sterilization and Nutritional Planning Programs. For only $698.50 per month, you can get service contracts, training programs, and... soap, milk, and bread.
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So this patent was applied for in April 2008 and has just been granted. Disregarding any prior-art that existed before that date, what happens if you or your company "re"-invented this technology between 2008 and now? Do you now have to pay a nice fee to Bill Gates and his friends? That seems a little unfair to me.
Bonus question: If it took 3 years to grant a patent from 2008, and more and more things are being patented as the years go by, how long will it take to grant a patent filed in 2011? Six years? Doesn't look like this arrangement is sustainable to me.
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So my reading of it says that a teleconference is NOT the same. If you have a real image of the person on the other side of the communication, that's not the "virtual reality emulating real-life activities" in the patent.
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I did this with the original Star Wars in 1978. VHS tape and a telephone and a girlfriend.
Ideas are not patentable! Patents cover IMPLEMENTATIONS!
According the article:
For example, one of the scenarios shown by Microsoft in the patent filing a belt with “electronic and electromagnetic tracking components” for sensing the movements of the user (although the patent doesn’t appear to be limited to that specific approach).
It sounds like they patented some vague idea of how something might be accomplished. That's not what patents are for.
this patent application was actually submitted way back in 2006 and only approved after years of back-and-forth with the patent office
I can see why... since it isn't a patent. Why was it granted at all? So in case I'm just overblowing this, lets look at the patent itself...
...Moreover, the presentation system 101 can employ a personal computer, a projection unit, a system including 3D goggles and headphones, or a simulator providing visual, audible, and physical stimulation, and the like, to present activities of the virtual guest to the user....
Aaand how would you do that? Elsewhere in the patent it talks about presenting virtual smells to the user. Right now, there is no technology to do that. This would be like me patenting teleportation by saying there is some sort of matter-to-energy and energy-to-matter device at either end, with some form of communication in the middle. That's the *idea* of teleportation, not a patentable implementation of it.
Almost every paragraph in the patent says something like this:
What has been described above includes examples of aspects of the claimed subject matter. It is, of course, not possible to describe every conceivable combination of components or methodologies for purposes of describing the claimed subject matter, but one of ordinary skill in the art may recognize that many further combinations and permutations of the disclosed subject matter are possible.
So it keeps admitting that they have no idea how to do this, or what combination of devices might achieve it, but they want to have all of them covered. Ordinarily, a patent author tries and make the patent broad enough to cover similar implementations - so that a trivial change can't be used to avoid paying the royalties. But this is ridiculous.
I think this is perhaps the second most quintissential example of the patent office gone wrong. The best example was when someone patented the tire swing. (Can someone find that? The closest I found was The patent on how to swing.
Watching movies with your friends as avatars....as Kinect people...did they do these things without patents before?
... my future wife (married in 1976) and I did this. We watched our first opera together -- Don Giovanni on NBC -- she in Wisconsin, I (7 ayears old at the time) in Oklahoma. Of course, it would be a while before we would actually first meet each other. ;~}
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Watching a movie on TV while you talk to a girl watching the same movie on TV is the most pathetic date I can imagine. Only Fucking Bill Gates would think of patenting this -- he should patent ordering pizza, sitting around in his underwear, and squeezing pimples while he's at it.
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So he patented IRC?
I could see Linden Labs fighting this is they wanted to. regardless of what people think of Second Life they've already done this for several years.
Any long distance relationship
How the hell does a patent so vague and obvious get granted when there is so much prior art? Video conferencing, IRC, VR, muds / MMOs, remote controlled sex devices, outdoor screens, pub quizes, remote TV broadcasts, etc. etc. There is prior art stretching back years.
Yeah, storm the place with a whole lot of Role Playing Gamers with swords and wearing armor (and a handful of clerics and magic users.)
Should have been denied on that basis alone
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I thought "on the internet" patents had already been excluded by then.
Of course - we're all just responding to the /. synposis, though even that suggests that it is a patent for a particular set of technologies/methodologies for providing the experience and not the experience in general:
Windows Live Messenger, for instance, provides a "Watch this Together" link when you past a video or youtube URL to someone, which provides an API for synchronized viewing of the linked content. Obvious idea, sophisticated and non-trivial behind the scenes implementation.
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sounds like what i can do in PS3 home now.. invite people over to "my place" and we can watch videos on my virtual TV and talk at the same time.
in his novel "Against the Fall of Night", talked about this with a whole stadium of spectators. It also was made to seem that each of them thought they were in the best seats in the house and seated next to their friends.
I think this story was published in the 50s.
I wait for movies to come to disk before I watch them specifically because I don't want to deal with other people disrupting my entertainment experience. People in theatres talk, text, or otherwise detract from my experience. Same thing applies with concerts, sporting events, etc, where large crowds gather. People at those venues smoke tobacco/pot, act rude, use profanity, and more. Why would I want their virtual presence? I have never watched a movie or match on TV and thought "I wish someone else was here to experience this with me." Not once.
where does it state it was awarded today? the patent page only says april 2008 and the original filing of sept. 2006
This was just implemented by one of the finalists of Node Knockout. They made a webapp that synchronises viewing of a YouTube playlist for several members of a group, all at different PCs. As the name suggests, it was written in node.js JavaScript.
Back in those days they were called Advanced Mobile Phone Systems.
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I think Google has us covered - I'm sure Second Life has prior art on this one.
Watching a movie on TV while you talk to a girl watching the same movie on TV is the most pathetic date I can imagine.
It depends on the girl. The reality is that some of us are living a long way from our loved ones for a few months or years and this kind of thing is the best we can do for now. An idiot would say, "Well your reasons for being apart must be stupid!" but who cares what an idiot says?
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Great! Then the lawyers will have even more of the money, and more of the influence! Take that, you corporations!
I seem to remember something like this in some Science Fiction book. I do believe it might have been Fahrenheit 451.
Prior art!?
I have plenty of prior art, starting with Camfrog, where I stream it all from art that I'm working on to design of hydro systems, plus occasionally stream a youtube video for discussion or what not.
Been pretty fucking obvious, really. The software to get all of this done has been around for quite some time.
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Microsoft has patented this in 2006.
Second Life has been doing this since March 2005.
There are also other, less known virtual worlds that have been doing it since prior to 2005.
(I think Active Worlds had this running in the same year or earlier? Needs to be checked.)
I wonder if this patent would hold against this sort of a prior art?
2006? People have been doing that in Second Life since its inception in 2003!
this patent application was actually submitted way back in 2006 and only approved after years of back-and-forth with the patent office
I can imagine what that back and forth was like:
Gates: $100,000 /drevilfinger
PO: No.
Gates: $1,000,000
PO: No.
Gates: $100,000,000
PO: Patent granted, fine innovator!
You patent a specific way of doing something, not the general thing itself. Therefore it's not possible for Microsoft to patent the idea of virtual entertainment because that idea already exists. All Microsoft can do is patent the way THEY would do virtual entertainment and then the patent lawyers and judges decide if patent infringing cases apply to the patent or not.
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Back in WWII they made a movie where the leads were married over the radio. This idea has prior are from before Bill Gates was born.
The Spacers had a system like this in one of Asimov's books (Foundation and Earth?) Basically they had become dependent on robot helpers and paranoid about disease and infection so they lived entirely isolated from one another, interacting via a virtual system that provided an experience exactly like this patent describes - "a sensation for a user(s) that is similar to having guests (who are in remote locations), to be presented as virtual guests to the user during performance of an event (e.g., a live sporting event, spectator game, television shows, games and the like)."
I think this is perhaps the second most quintissential example of the patent office gone wrong. The best example was when someone patented the tire swing
My personal favorite is the patent on the wheel. There is an austalian one and an american one.
Microsoft's holodeck monopoly doesn't look good for the 24th century.
Seems like the proposed psychoacousticteledildonics, as described by Ted Nelson in the 70's, would be an example of prior art.
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Bill Gates: "Im gonna patent entertainment!!!"
Steve Ballmer: "I made moar $dollars"
Melinda Gates: "Honey those chldren in africa don't know how to read! "
George Lukas: "These are not the patents you are looking for"
Bill Gates: "Ohh look a butterfly..."
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Bill Gates was late to the party. There were plenty of virtual dates in the 1970's between computer geeks.
You are looking for patent 6702686.
And worried about my complexion and eyesight, I could have patented masturbation.
I don't know if I would be able to collect any money from anyone, but I could be a terror in the Patent Wars.
eat dirt.you're not the only one with stupid patents! :)
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I call BS on this one...
Anyone who has a television and a phone line will be subject to licensing fees...
I think this qualifies as Prior Art Big Time!
My WWII vet dad and I watched the taking of Baghdad from opposite ends of the country via "virtual entertainment"
looks like it ... i hereby officially take back the part where i said the Gates seemed not that bad since he left the rudder of M$
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