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PETA To Launch Pornography Website

Posted by samzenpus on from the one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other dept.

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are planning on launching an adult oriented website to help protect animals through a mix of animal suffering footage and porn. I'm not sure how mixing the two will win hearts, minds, or naughty bits, but Lindsay Rajt, PETA's associate director of campaigns, seems to think it's a good idea. She says, "We're hoping to reach a whole new audience of people, some of whom will be shocked by graphic images that maybe they didn't anticipate seeing when they went to the PETA triple-X site."

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  1. We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fuck it, we're going full-on batshit.

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    1. Re:We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Funny

      For once PETA does something I approve of. Yes, get more female celebrities to pose nude! I'm sure it will turn me from an omnivore to a herbivore once I get enough exposure!

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      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    2. Re:We at PETA were only *mostly* crazy before by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least he got 'their' right...

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      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
  2. Sh*ting D*ck Nipples by 0racle · · Score: 3, Funny

    some of whom will be shocked by graphic images that maybe they didn't anticipate seeing

    So they're implementing Encyclopedia Dramatica?

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    "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
  3. The website's motto by killmenow · · Score: 5, Funny

    PETAPORN.COM: Where it's OK to beat your meat.

    1. Re:The website's motto by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Give a dog a bone"

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      Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
  4. Keep those PETAfiles off the internet by jpvlsmv · · Score: 3, Funny

    And get that Kitty porn off my screen, damnit.

    --Joe

  5. Re:When PETA thinks it's a good idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was thinking the same things, perhaps this will only exacerbate the problem.
    "Thanks a lot PETA, I can't get off unless I kill an animal now!"

  6. Singing! by Barny · · Score: 5, Funny

    Supersadomasochistinecrobestiality.

    Its when you get a hard-on making Lassie a fatality!

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    /me sighs
  7. PETA and Burning Man by Teppy · · Score: 2, Funny
    Porn is nothing new for PETA. This happened at Burning Man in 2006:

    First off, when it comes to art at Burning Man, pretty much anything goes. However, PETA's "art" consisted of a film loop of pigs being beaten to death, shown on a 15-foot screen, complete with sound. They placed this on the Esplanade, Burning Man's "main street." My camp was next door, and while we didn't actually do any of the following pranks, thinking them up was great fun.

    Our first prank was to go over with a plate of veal chops:

    Us: "Hi, guys. We're from BBQ camp, next door, and ... we're full. Would you like some veal chops? We're just going to throw them out."

    Our next prank:

    Us: "Hi, guys. We're so glad that you've taken the first step toward a sustainable planet by becoming vegan. But we hope that you'll take the next ethical step like we have. We're from Fruitarian camp, next door, and we would like to invite you to join us in embracing a fruitarian lifestyle, and avoid all but fruit that falls naturally from the tree."

    PETA: "If you guys are all fruitarians, how come you're all so fat?"

    Me: "Well, I can only speak for myself, but I've been a fruitarian now for a month, and already I've lost over 50 pounds. I feel great, and expect to be at my goal weight in just 10 more days."

    For our final prank, we planned to go masturbate in front of their pig-killing video:

    Us: "uhhh. Uhhhh. UUHHHH, Oh Yes!"

    PETA: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?"

    Us: "Oh, hey, sorry. We're from Bestiality Camp, next door. We were just enjoying the snuff films you guys are showing."