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Theater Professor's Firefly Poster Declared Threatening
ocean_soul writes "Probably because nothing more threatening was happening and they need to prove their usefulness the school police at University of Wisconsin-Stout decided a Firefly poster with the quote: "You don't know me, son, so let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me. And you'll be armed," was a threat to the safety on campus. Wasn't that a quote about not killing people?"
Eric Cartman? Is that you?
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Chuck Norris does.
"...school police chief Lisa A. Walter..." It's the L.A.W.
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You know what this means - the next time he wears a bonnet on campus, he'll be threatened by the "Threat Assessment Team".
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you."
I got a paper cut from one. I nearly died.
You want rationality from a theater professor? But where's the drama in that?
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
"they come through my street, and yell, fight or piss in my entrance."
when I lived in chicago we solved that one. every friday night 2 of my neighbors and I would sit out on the porch with a gardenhose and a trigger nozzle. Nothing stops idiots like having 3 people hose them down as they walk by.
IT took only 3 weeks of this and suddenly we did not have the problem anymore. Which sucked, because it was a lot of fun drinking on the porch and hosing down idiots.
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.