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Why HP Should Sell Its PC Business To Save It

packetrat writes "Hewlett Packard may not be in danger as a company, but its future in the PC business is in doubt, thanks to former CEO Leo Apotheker's maneuvers to turn HP into IBM. This article at Ars says Meg Whitman should go ahead and sell off the PC business — mostly because HP's management is so inept, it would likely do better without them. Agilent seems to be doing okay since it was spun off in 1999, but HP may have spun off its soul in the process."

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  1. To maximize shareholder value... by RocketRabbit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They should just concentrate on the one really profitable thing they do - making ink.

    Or they should just sell off their assets, and then pay the shareholders off.

    1. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They should pay the shareholders with their own manufactured ink.

    2. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by jd · · Score: 1

      There are thousands of ink recipes out there, many much more stable than modern inks. There are also hundreds of ink cartridge vendors out there - modern inks may be naff but there's a lot of people selling the stuff.

      If HP wants to survive, it certainly needs to concentrate on core products but it also has to diversify. Having said that, diversifying into areas HP aren't very good at doesn't help HP.

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    3. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      As consumers got sick of paying $50 to refill their $100 printer once every 3 months, wal greens started doing refillable cartridges, it's been all downhill from there for the ink industry and their fine and just pricing.

      On that note I could care less what happens to a soulless corporation, there may be job loss yes, but somebody with better marketing will come and take their place (never liked HP advertising).

      Isn't it all about what's on the TV anyways right slashdot?

    4. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      This is interesting and you make a good point there. From a pure number crunching perspective, they should sell their PC division. This is just because they lack vision, innovation and general guidance. This happens all the time when you put a shitty MBA at the top of a company that only understands profits.

      Look at Apple. They had a visionary CEO, they are worth 10 times HP even though they move 10 times less PCs. They are gaining marketshare when HP is losing. They were successful at smartphones when HP failed miserably. Several times. They sold tablets like hotcakes where HP tried for 10 years, not even selling as many tablets as Apple on their opening day.

      Go ahead, put another accountant up there, sell your PC division. Hopefully, as much as anyone hates Apple, they'll be the only american company left that knows how to build a PC.

    5. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Rhodri+Mawr · · Score: 2

      The phrase you were looking for was "I couldn't care less..." not "I could care less..."

    6. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      More to the point, HP doesn't innovate, they just make junk for desktops, and worse laptops. The only systems that might be decent are the servers. But if HP wants to be IBM, they'd be keeping the servers.

      See here's the problem, and this is coming from having to service the damned things...
      - Every laptop has a unique power connector... they can't standardize on one.
      - Every laptop configuration is a different model number. This isn't a simple Pontiac, Buick, Chevrolet, Cadillac, Oldsmobile rebranding the same equipment, by they physically make even the most identical machines with different models.
      - Like above, every desktop configuration is a different model number.

      That's the problem, customers are bombarded with ads for dozens of identical-looking models that not even the sales people at best buy really know the difference between 350$ models. They need to pare down and do exactly what Apple is doing, release exactly 3 models. Make the Student, Business and Gamer base model and drop the rest. The configurations should have a basic configuration that is the most power efficient and point out in the build option the cost/power trade-off to change it. Hell, if Dell and HP would pare down the number of stupid configurations they have, they could probably force Intel into better discounts by not buying any of the CPU SKU's in bulk except for the most power efficient one. Then revise every 6 months (Spring 2011 model, Fall 2011 model.)

    7. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      HP used to do one thing. Engineering equipment like scopes and test tools and calculators. Then they added printers. Then they added PCs. Then they spun off their core being into Agilent. What's left behind at HP is not HP. Don't remember when they added workstations and minicomputers to the mix, but they aren't doing PA-RISC systems anymore.

    8. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by babywhiz · · Score: 1

      From a corporate standpoint that doesn't use ink, but toner, it's a no brainer to get only HP toner. I'm sorry, but all that off-shoot/refurb/refill stuff doesn't cut it. We tried it once as a cost cutting measure. After 2 ruined printers, 3x the amount of toner had to purchase, and more IT man hours in dusting out the printers since the toner leaked everywhere.....we didn't save anything on off brand toner.

    9. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there is a significant market for retro test equipment. With real, quality buttons and switches. And green high persistence phosphors. And RS-232 ports. And tubes (er, valves for you strange people that drive on the wrong side of the road).

      Just think, your results would be so much warmer.

      Nurse says it's nap time. Gotta go.

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    10. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hopefully, as much as anyone hates Apple, they'll be the only american company left that knows how to build a PC.

      Relevant

    11. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Synerg1y · · Score: 0

      Ours works fine at my fine corporate job with all you fine people w a different face and the same attitude, we always get refurbs, if only the copier trays worked so well, fuckers never heard of metal gears vs plastic.

      What u should do is...

      a. get a printer tech who doesn't bitch about his/her job.
      b. get a printer contractor that maintains and charges u per page rather than doing it yourself or hiring the often times more expensive printer tech.

      I guess a little thought goes a long way in IT.

      Back to the consumer market though, they definitely cut it, i'm never paying $50 for ink again, if it explodes on me, oh well, I won't clean more than I have to, which isn't that much when it comes down to it on a consumer grade printer (I wouldn't be the first consumer to blow up an ink cartridge).

    12. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're a programmer your response makes me wonder what you say to the compiler.

    13. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Pieroxy · · Score: 0

      Hu hu hu hu, cretin.

    14. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by lucm · · Score: 2

      > they are worth 10 times HP even though they move 10 times less PCs

      You talk about crunching numbers but maybe your calculator is broken. Apple market cap may be 10x bigger but it does not mean the company is "worth" 10x more. It just means that people are comfortable paying a lot of money for stock that has a book per share value of 20% (compared to +70% for HP).

      If you want to use "market cap" and "value" as synonyms, basically you can only talk about Berkshire-Hathaway (Warren Buffet) because it's the only company that steadily trade at its real value.

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    15. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by sensei+moreh · · Score: 1

      I don't know about paring down to just 3 models, but the concept sounds a lot less confusing to me than the current state of affairs. To top it off, model numbers should all begin with the year and month of introduction, not unlike Ubuntu releases.

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    16. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by vakuona · · Score: 1

      Apple has 80bn in cash. Probably a bit more now. That alone is about 20-25% of their market cap. That is a pretty hot commodity right now. Apple is Intel's worst nightmare. That money makes them own. A lot. They can do thing other companies can only dream of. They can lock out entire production lines. They can invest in their suppliers in return for exclusivity, without necessarily incurring the risk.

      And did I mention that they have 3 really hot product lines (Macs, iPads and iPhone) and one that is still doing brilliantly (iPods).

      HP has a market cap of 51bn. apple could buy them for cash, and have lots of change left over (on the order of 40bn next time they report).

      They are the only American computer company that is growing right now.

    17. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by lucm · · Score: 1

      > They are the only American computer company that is growing right now

      Apple is not a computer company. All their profit comes from the Apple Store and from the iPhone, iPad and iPods. Have a look at the numbers for their Mac sales and you will see that they are not a big computer company. Never been.

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    18. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by marnues · · Score: 1

      I think i-Pads|Phones|Pods are part of the computer industry. We can pretend that the home PC is something other than a consumer electronic, but I don't think that gets us far or messes with reality.

    19. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by plover · · Score: 1

      This is interesting and you make a good point there. From a pure number crunching perspective, they should sell their PC division. This is just because they lack vision, innovation and general guidance. This happens all the time when you put a shitty MBA at the top of a company that only understands profits.

      The problem is (was) not just Apotheker at the helm, but the steady stream of inept, incompetent barbarians that the board has brought in seemingly to burn the place to the ground, because someone had the brilliant idea to charge admission to the firefighters. Hewlett and Packard must both be spinning in their graves, writhing in agony watching their empire fall like Rome.

      The best thing they could do for their shareholders would be to auction off every asset they own, divvy up the loot, and go their separate ways. At least they'd stop further damage.

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    20. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      Apple is not a computer company. All their profit comes from the Apple Store and from the iPhone, iPad and iPods. Have a look at the numbers for their Mac sales and you will see that they are not a big computer company. Never been.

      Apple will probably have $100 billion in revenues for this fiscal year. Around 18% - 20% of that comes from Macs. Their Mac business alone would put them around 130 on the Fortune 500.

    21. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by lucm · · Score: 1

      > Apple will probably have $100 billion in revenues

      More confusion. Revenue != profit. If revenue was all that important, Groupon would be a catch.

      Need more? Ask anyone who used to own Nortel or Enron stock.

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    22. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      It's worth pointing out that PCs are, and have been a commodity market for quite some time now. The only way to be profitable is to be in the top 3. To do that means selling at razor thin margins, practically selling your product at cost. Which means that if there's a downturn in the market (likely, given the economy) or you overproject for the quarter, you run a very real risk of operating at a loss for the quarter. You can't consistently guarantee your shareholders a profit, so it's definitely worth looking at what could be called an "underperforming" division and considering axing it. It's not like HP desktops and laptops have a golden reputation (though I enjoy my 3 year old hp mini 110 netbook quite a bit).

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    23. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      Need more? Ask anyone who used to own Nortel or Enron stock.

      I keep forgetting how Apple is known for razor thin margins on all of its products and it doesn't add billions in cash to its stockpile every quarter.....

    24. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Nethead · · Score: 1
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    25. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by lucm · · Score: 1

      Apple is making a lot of money. The point is: it's not a computer company.

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    26. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      Apple is making a lot of money. The point is: it's not a computer company.

      HP is also not a computer company then since less than 6% of its profit comes from the Personal Systems Group.

    27. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      You wanna know what is sad? They have what I consider the perfect "housewife PC" and have NO DAMNED CLUE on how to market the thing!

      It is a sweet little AMD Brazos E-350 based all in one PC. Its thin, light, sleek, built in Wireless G, DVD burner, 6 USB ports along with gigabit ethernet...it is a damned sweet little Internet box built into a nice 1600x900 20 inch screen. Tigerdirect has been selling them for like $300 and after playing with a couple of them i picked up for customers? They are PERFECT for your average mom type! The Radeon 6310 is just the right size for Farmville and all those other Zynga games as well as DVD watching, its is quiet as a churchmouse, thin enough you can set that baby up anywhere, for the modern wireless family this is the most perfect "mom PC" I've seen.

      So are the marketing it? nope last HP ads I've seen are all pushing that Dr Dre sound system bullshit. Protip: Guys that actually give a fuck about sound DON'T USE ONBOARD LAPTOP CRAP they use USB or Firewire based offboard units. And the guys that listen to Dr Dre don't strike me as the $1000 laptop types.

      So I have to agree that TFA nails it...HP is too far gone to right the ship without a REAL CEO that can kick ass and take names. it is common knowledge that Jobs was a tyrant and didn't take no shit when it came to his vision, and THAT is what they need, someone who'll tell the board to STFU and focus on marketing really sweet products like those Brazos mom PCs.

      Frankly I don't know which one is worse to watch, HP trying to commit Hari Kari or watching MSFT try their damnedest to torpedo the company with one REALLY stupid fucking idea after another, like killing playsforsure, Zune, Kin, and the "step in front of a bus" Darwin award for their totally dumbshit idea of putting "Windows" on ARM and calling it Windows? Didn't they learn anything from New Coke? I swear it is like all these CEOs have lost their damned minds.

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    28. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by lucm · · Score: 1

      > HP is also not a computer company then since less than 6% of its profit comes from the Personal Systems Group.

      HP also has a strong server business, something between 1/4 and 1/3 of the server market. You can try to tweak the numbers any way you want, but HP is a computer company, while Apple is not.

      I don't understand why fanbois need Apple to be everything and anything. If this was a discussion about cars, you probably would find a way to say that Ford sucks and that Apple is the only remaining American car company. I know, your guru is gone and it hurts, but at some point common sense has to prevail.

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    29. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      Unlike you, I've actually read their financial statements....

      http://phx.corporate-ir.net/External.File?item=UGFyZW50SUQ9MTA0NDQ2fENoaWxkSUQ9LTF8VHlwZT0z&t=1

      (Enterprise Servers, Storage and Networking + PSG) / Total Segments = 38%

      So less than half of their "segment" income comes from computers.

    30. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      > They are the only American computer company that is growing right now

      Apple is not a computer company. All their profit comes from the Apple Store and from the iPhone, iPad and iPods. Have a look at the numbers for their Mac sales and you will see that they are not a big computer company. Never been.

      And you would be wrong. Their profit comes from selling their products, not their services. Their services serve them to sell products, nothing more. As a matter of fact, they have nearly zero margin on the AppStore and on iTunes. I dunno about iBooks though, but it has to be peanuts compared to the other two. And in terms of revenue, the AppStore is like 3% of their revenue.

    31. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      Actually,

      HP employs roughly 320.000 people. Apple is somewhat smaller than that. Secondly, the current CEO of Apple is an HP man. It was funny to see him present the iPhone 4S recently, because he reminds me of people like Lew Platt.

      Whether Apple has the money to acquire HP isn't really even the discussion. It's whether they have the clout and manpower. HP is a huge organization with quite a few people that are used to a particular culture. If Apple were to ever acquire HP and merge with it, at the end of the day you'd have... HP. This is a matter of politics and psychology, not of money or stock prices.

    32. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      Might be significantly more than 1/3 or 1/4 of that market. They capture over 70% of the Blade Infrastructure market in quite a few countries, to mention one thing.

      Actually, the front end device (laptop, tablet, phone) is not something that a Computing company would produce.

      Apple, Samsung and Lenovo are Consumer Electronics companies. They make commodity products for the masses that serve as an input device and content reader. Now Apple is the odd one out, because they also provide Data Center (Cloud), Storage and Content Retail services. Which makes them a Consumer Electronics and an Internet company.

      Computing, in my opinion, is still done in the Data Center with the server, network and storage infrastructure we all use but most of us never think about. And the key players in that market are still IBM and HP for Servers, Software and Consulting, Cisco, Juniper and still HP for Networking, EMC, Hitachi, Netapp, Dell and HP for Storage.

      In terms of infrastructure, HP is definitely a computing company and Apple really is not. We're comparing apples (no pun intended) and pears here.

    33. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by lucm · · Score: 1

      > In terms of infrastructure, HP is definitely a computing company

      Someone recently lost his job contradicting this statement...

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    34. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      The core of apple business is to build computers. Some are macs, some are tablets, some are phones. What are you talking about? That's where their revenue comes from. That's their business.

      The whole ecosystem they build around their hardware is just there to make the hardware useful to users. Heck, they're offering iCloud for free. Are you going to claim that iCloud is their new core business now?

    35. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by vakuona · · Score: 1

      Factually incorrect. Tim Cook was at Compaq for 6 months. That was before HP bought Compaq. Tim Cook is not an HP man, never was.

      Secondly, you don't have to merge with a company after acquiring it. They could run it as a separate subsidiary.

      Lastly, this wasn't even about Apple acquiring HP. The comment was made to illustrate how good Apple's balance sheet is. No debt, and could acquire a behemoth of the size of HP for cash, and still have enought left over to not affect their core "Apple" business in any way. I didn't say it would make sense or that Apple should even contemplate it. But if they wanted to, they could do it.

    36. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Vanders · · Score: 1

      Engineering equipment like scopes and test tools and calculators. Then they added printers. Then they added PCs...Don't remember when they added workstations and minicomputers to the mix, but they aren't doing PA-RISC systems anymore.

      HP started making computers in 1966.

      Apparently "The problem with HP..." is that the vast majority of people who want to tell us all what "The problem with HP..." is don't know anything about HP.

    37. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by babywhiz · · Score: 1

      There is a whole 2 of us running the whole show. It's just not worth the labor. *shrug*

    38. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 2

      That might work for the Best Buy crowd, but don't forget that HP's real target market is the business sector. There, you really do need separate sub-brands (can't have secretaries using the same machines as the sales guys, y'know!) Dell does a decent job with this (e.g. their "Vostro", "Latitude" and "Precision" lines).

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    39. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The worst thing about HP hardware is having to deal with HP for support. In general I've been more or less happy with their hardware. It hasn't always been a peach, but it's always been at least competitive with the competition. This is less true of Compaq, but it's true enough of them since the merger.

      HP sold me an EliteBook with a core duo and a Quadro with a die bonding problem that they knew about. It took me over 24 hours on the phone to get a replacement machine (which at least had superior specs... C2D and a newer video card.) I sold it immediately and bought three netbooks, one of which sucks. So I'm still ahead of where I was — with a PC from a vendor I cannot reasonably trust.

      If HP's PC division gets out from under HP, it could be a very good thing not just for them, but for HP, which could then focus on its enterprise products, printers, etc.

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    40. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      True, the iPhone/iPod/iPad sales are a big part of their bottom line. But Macintosh sales are still doing quite well, and even outselling PC sales at the moment. You also have to consider that their other products can also be technically classified as "computers", even though they might be classified in other areas. For example, the iPhone is a telephone, sure, but it also has a processor, RAM, solid state storage, an operating system based on UNIX, an internet connection, you can check email on it, and do other things that you can do with a computer. Same goes for the iPod Touch, which is essentially an iPhone without the phone part, as well as the iPad.

    41. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agilent isn't HP either. Agilent makes extremely overpriced equipment that has a cheap feel to it and bad quality. When stocking my lab I will always prefer a 20 year old HP to the modern Agilent version. It maybe ancient but at least I know it will work.

    42. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Computers not quite a synonym for PCs.

    43. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, as much as anyone hates Apple, they'll be the only american company left that knows how to build a PC.

      So no American companies know how to make computers then.

      Which is why I buy my computers from Japan and Taiwan. Hell, even Lenovo (china) is doing a much better job then Apple. I live in a hot country, Apple's constantly have overheating problems which Dell, Lenovo, Asus, Toshiba and even Sony avoid. I watched the 3 Mac's in the office KP last time the air-con failed on a 40 Degree day.

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    44. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I'll call you a troll. I know a few people with Macs, and none of them has any issue (at least hardware wise) with them.
      Looks like you're over-generalizing on a single example. I could be wrong though.

    45. Re:To maximize shareholder value... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong though.

      As a person who has seen macbooks KP in a variety of very warm and humid nations, you are.

      The laptop I would least like to travel with is a Mac because of this. The last example was a mere 2 weeks ago, in the Philippines this Mac fan came up to expunge the benefits of his chosen PC and it KP'ed shortly after his spiel about their reliability. Mac's cannot handle heat very well, mix in humidity and their screwed due to poor airflow.

      Let me put it this way, refurb Imac's go for A$1600, if they didn't have a relatively high rate of failure why are refurbed mac's being advertised by Apple? For comparison, refurbed Dell i7 latitudes (a A$2500 laptop new) go for A$600 and there aren't enough of them for dell to justify selling them, they just sell them to auction houses.

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  2. HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by 14erCleaner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's soul was eaten by Carly.

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    1. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by inviolet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's soul was eaten by Carly.

      Some will consider you flippant or flamebait, but I think you've spoke more truth than you'll get credit for. The leader's personality percolates and pervades through an organization, driving out (directly and indirectly) those not orthogonal to it. HP had a different personality after her tenure than it did before.

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    2. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      Someone should write a paper or a book about the destruction of American business by the MBA.
      Really is it logical that a computer companies top person isn't an EE?
      Is it logical that a software companies top person isn't a programmer?
      Is it logical that a car companies top person isn't a automotive engineer?

      At some point we have let the clerical staff take over the nation.

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    3. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by AHuxley · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by inviolet · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Someone should write a paper or a book about the destruction of American business by the MBA.

      My brother could contribute to the project. He was a pedigreed professor of finance who could teach anywhere he chose. After a few years he was offered tenure. He realized then that his job had become the mass-production of MBAs, very very few of whom were at all receptive to the most crucial idea he tried to impart to them: you should make money, not merely get money.

      Seeing then that the fruit of his labors were ruining our society, he quit to start over becoming a EE. I admire him for that.

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    5. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Informative

      That book exists: "Managers, not MBAs", by Henry Mintzberg. Well worth a read... and rather than a baseless rant, it's a well-argued book written by someone in the know.

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    6. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seeing then that the fruit of his labors were ruining our society, he quit to start over becoming a EE.

      Seems to me he finally took his own advice. Training MBA's was just getting money from them, not making any thing of value.

    7. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Designing a product != managing people.

      The higher up you go, the less of the former and more of the latter.

      By the end, it's all about managing other people, talking to shareholders, working with the other board members, etc...

      A good engineer/programmer/etc would HATE being forced to only manage people. And they would likely do a piss poor job of it.

    8. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by uniquename72 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Someone should write a paper or a book about the destruction of American business by the MBA.

      I'd read this book, and hope one of the case studies would be about Border Books, a fantastic company of the '80s and early '90s. Then the creators and early executives left and the whole board was taken over by MBAs who had never worked in a bookstore, had no idea why Borders was superior to (or even different from) Barnes & Noble, and didn't understand anything about how the internet was changing retail.

      Then the company died.

    9. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What did people expect when execs compensation packages have loads on stock options and the bonuses for everyone in management is tied to quarterly stock prices?

      Yes, it's logical that the top person in a computer company isn't an EE. It doesn't take a car guy to run a car company, look at what Alan Mulally has done for Ford. You just need to be able to grasp the trends of the industry and your organization's core competencies. Then it is about being able to lead your organization in to the future without having to slash and burn everything.

    10. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      It certainly took a hit from Carly, but it's real problem has been the board of directors ever since.

      The morons didn't even INTERVIEW Apotheker before they hired him. They didn't even look into his reason for leaving(actually being canned) by SAP.

      They are continuously at odds and busy with infighting rather than running the company. Meg (who was one of those morons on the board) is going to continue with the insane plans Leo got the axe for coming up with. That's insane.

      The investors need to clean house of the entire board of directors and get in some folks who get along, have a plan, and know what the hell they are doing.

    11. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by 1729 · · Score: 1

      There's a new book called "Car Guys vs. Bean Counters" that might be what you're asking for:

      http://www.amazon.com/Car-Guys-vs-Bean-Counters/dp/1591844002

      I haven't read it yet, but the reviews I've seen were positive.

    12. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      While it's true Alan Mulally isn't a "car guy," he's not exactly an MBA either. He started out as an engineer making airplanes for Boeing and migrated up to management. He could very easily have been a 'car guy' if he wasn't a 'plane guy.'

      Let's put it this way: I'd trust Alan Mulally to work on my car. I wouldn't trust Meg Whitman within a country mile of my PC.

    13. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Someone should write a paper or a book about the destruction of American business by the MBA.

      My experience is that nowadays all MBAs know is how to reduce costs and thus move your product downmarket. They can talk for hours about how to save 5 cents in shipping costs, but have no idea how to produce a superior product that would allow you to double your price and people happily dole out the cash (apropos of Apple and the late Steve Jobs).

    14. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by gig · · Score: 1

      Not just business, but also government has been destroyed by MBA.

    15. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Ford was doing really good, until they adopted the idiotic "MyFordTouch" system to replace all physical controls with a single touchscreen. That one move caused them to drop from near the top of the JD Power ratings to near the bottom. It doesn't matter how good the rest of your car is if you have to mess around with some stupid touchscreen just to change the radio volume or change the fan speed.

    16. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

      Someone should write a paper or a book about the destruction of American business by the MBA. Really is it logical that a computer companies top person isn't an EE? Is it logical that a software companies top person isn't a programmer? Is it logical that a car companies top person isn't a automotive engineer?

      At some point we have let the clerical staff take over the nation.

      Amen. I've been thinking this for years. John Ralson Saul helped guide my thinking in his book "Voltaire's Bastards", and I've been digesting and developing these ideas ever since. Amongst my anecdotal stories buttressing my ideas is that of an MBA with no food processing experience being appointed to run a food processing facility. He sat in his office for hours staring at charts, and he had little real conception about how his plant functioned. He managed to change a formerly profitable facility into a money losing albatross.

      Other classic examples: Carly Florina at HP and John Sculley at Apple. And I am sure their are countless other untold stories. To paraphrase John Ralston Saul, MBAs keep messing up, and yet they continue to hire clones of themselves.

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    17. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by ursusmaj · · Score: 1

      For those who haven't read it, Rework by The 37signals guys has a lot of pertinent stuff to say about their approach to business which is generally applicable to HP or any other business. Their argument about not being able to create a culture is, of course, accurate. What they don't say directly though is how easy it is to destroy a culture. It seems to me that just a handful of poor choices of CEO at HP has done exactly that.

      Personally, I think getting out of the PC Hardware business hasn't done IBM any favours and nor will it HP. Too many of these decisions are made by bean counters not those who truly understand the business,

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    18. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Similar story to ArsDigita. Basically venture capitalists and MBAs were brought in in exchange for a cash infusion. They only had minority control of the company, but used a loophole in the company's bylaws to force out the founders, and seize control of the company. Philip took down his version of the page after the settlement, but it had already been mirrored on the net by then. Best quote: "I related my response to a member of the Harvard faculty who asked me what it was like to watch venture capitalists and professional managers run ArsDigita (I replied "like watching a group of nursery school children who've stolen a Boeing 747 and are now flipping all the switches trying to get it to take off")."

      Apparently they never did figure out the right combination of switches to flip. Less than a year after the settlement, they'd driven the company into the dirt and the company's key assets were sold to Red Hat.

    19. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by rossy · · Score: 1

      I think I agree to this, but the nail in the coffin was spinning off Agilent in the late 90's, since them it's been a downward cycle IMHO. . That engineering/scientific business was what brought HP into the world. The calculator division used to be huge!

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    20. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      I just spent sixteen years of my life at HP, and I can wholeheartedly agree with that statement.

      Carly Fucking Fiorina. Makes Mark Hurd look good.

    21. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by FinalMidnight · · Score: 1

      You might enjoy this radio program broadcast on Australian Radio National in 2009 when the GFC was more topical.

      http://www.abc.net.au/rn/backgroundbriefing/stories/2009/2526727.htm

      The program examines the change in cluture from management as an apprenticeship to the advent of the MBA.

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    22. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The thing is, Fiorina is hardly the only such disease an organization can contract. Look at what Nokia is going through right now, for example. Or Sun. Practically every time a corporation changes hands or heads, it gets sacked and goes right into the toilet. Even before Oracle bought Sun and did its best to ruin it, Sun was buying other companies and doing its best to ruin them. If Carly Fiorina wasn't there to turn HP into a stinking hole in the ground, it probably would have been someone else.

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    23. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And if only they'd replaced all physical controls with about five physical controls and a single touchscreen, they'd have had something. Physical buttons to select functions, so you can do it without looking, and even if you look, without having to read a screen. THEN you use the touch screen.

      Supposedly they have voice recognition which also sucks. Maybe they can license the stuff going into the 4S.

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    24. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AAARRRGGGHHH.... It's more than I can take!

      Listen, you muppets, it's really simple:

      - "It's" is short for "it is".

      - "Its" means "belonging to it".

      It's really not that hard to use each one in its correct place. (See what I did there?)

    25. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      And if only they'd replaced all physical controls with about five physical controls and a single touchscreen, they'd have had something. Physical buttons to select functions, so you can do it without looking, and even if you look, without having to read a screen. THEN you use the touch screen.

      I recently drove a Dodge Charger rental car like this. It worked pretty well: it had physical controls for all the commonly-used functions (including some duplicates on the steering wheel), and then a small touchscreen for information display and for access to rarely-used functions and configuration settings.

    26. Re:HP Didn't Spin Off Its Soul by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "... very very few of whom were at all receptive to the most crucial idea he tried to impart to them: you should make money, not merely get money."

      I'd revise this. That you need to provide a valuable product or service, for which people are willing to give you money.

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  3. Who cares and why? by couchslug · · Score: 2

    Good HP is long dead.

    New HP deserves death.

    None of this is news.

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    1. Re:Who cares and why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux will miss their contributions.

    2. Re:Who cares and why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New HP deserves death.

      As an HP employee, I guess I should er, thanks I guess?

      No seriously, why does "New HP" deserve to die? We still do some pretty cool things.

    3. Re:Who cares and why? by MozeeToby · · Score: 2

      It's like someone who got blasted with a couple Sieverts worth of radiation all at once. They're sick for a while, then everything seems to get better for a while, but everyone knows it won't be long until their hemorrhaging out every orifice and on the way to being dead. Seriously though, when did the exposure occur? What, if anything, was the event that signaled HP's eventual demise as the company we know today? I think most of us agree that it's going to happen, I'm just curious what the point of no return was.

    4. Re:Who cares and why? by syousef · · Score: 2

      New HP deserves death.

      As an HP employee, I guess I should er, thanks I guess?

      No seriously, why does "New HP" deserve to die? We still do some pretty cool things.

      Crippling inkjets and holding the ink to ransom is not cool dude. Die, you evil turkeys! Die!!!

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    5. Re:Who cares and why? by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      Most likely a sheep swayed by listening to someone else complain about something and they took it to heart. It's usually just a good idea to ignore those type of people who can't offer anything to substantiate their opinions.

    6. Re:Who cares and why? by jd · · Score: 2

      I'm not certain on that. HP produced a pluggable hierarchical scheduler for Linux and a clustering patch. Neither were adopted. Neither were even that widely used. If there's more than a dozen Slashdot readers who even knew these products existed, I'd be amazed.

      I'm not saying the contributions were poor. Quite the opposite. I liked their scheduler patch. It was absolutely wonderful if you wanted to do any kind of research into the dynamics of that part of kernel operations. The potential for teaching OS theory was obvious. It also meant you could tweak the dynamics to suit the workloads.

      What I am saying is that if HP produced a whole bunch of patches almost nobody knew existed, almost nobody is going to miss them not being there.

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    7. Re:Who cares and why? by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      New HP deserves death.

      As an HP employee, I guess I should er, thanks I guess?

      No seriously, why does "New HP" deserve to die? We still do some pretty cool things.

      Crippling inkjets and holding the ink to ransom is not cool dude. Die, you evil turkeys! Die!!!

      But, in defense of New HP, isn't that the same as Old HP?

      And it might be annoying, but it's not that important. There are lots of competitors, and the (especially consumer) printing business is not as important as it was 10 years ago.

    8. Re:Who cares and why? by WrecklessSandwich · · Score: 1

      Carly.

    9. Re:Who cares and why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reducing spending on Research and Development, you get better profit in the short term but in the long term the company is toast. Unless you simply buy and equivalent quantity of firms with new ideas to make up... not the most efficient method.

    10. Re:Who cares and why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, nobody cares... And why should we? HP is giving us nothing to care about. Who cares about printers? About 13 in a dozen notebooks, desktops, servers and switches? And why should we care about EDS amongst all the other second-grade overpriced enterprise integrators?

      The cool things that HP does now and then get lost in the total lack of focus. Nobody knows anymore what HP is actually about... About 15 years ago, if you called HP most people would have guessed: PRINTERS and ink... After they acquired Compaq, it was Printers, Ink and Computers. Of course, they also built some decent servers and switches. HP was a quality brand, comparable with IBM or Cisco. You wouldn't get fired for buying HP...

      But, the company did nothing to leverage its fast potential here... What did they do? They bought EDS, yes, one of that bulky 13-in-a-dozen, oversized, overpriced integrators that nobody likes. Why? They want to be more like IBM... Because, enterprise and government, that's where it's at.

      In the meantime, they continue to sell desktop, notebooks, printers and servers that are nothing special. Now with desktop computing and printing slowly but steadily going the way of the dodo their PC business is slowly facing extinction. Probably in some fit of madness, Mark Hurd might have recognized all this and bought Palm as a last ditch effort for the way into the future, only to have it killed by incompetence and lack of focus.

      So, maybe, after all, it would be better to split off the PC business into a seperate company. A company that has the opportunity to innovate beyond the known form factors, a company with a clear focus and a future... In this specific case, the sum of all parts might be worth more than the whole itself...

    11. Re:Who cares and why? by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      I liked their scheduler patch.

      On that... I admit I don't understand a whole lot about it; but I remember reading about this on /. and other coagulations of news. The gist was that the current state of linux threading was badly in need of a re-design and that this patch was the ticket, or at least a viable contender. Wtf happened with that? Why did the linux gods reject the deal?

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    12. Re:Who cares and why? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They bought EDS for the market presence.

      There is only one thing EDS is good at. Selling hot steaming bullshit to fortune 500s and governments for truly insane prices.

      There is nice steady cash flow in it. But EDS is like a life insurance company. Sure they have computer people, but the place is run by and for the sales people.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    13. Re:Who cares and why? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Get a laser printer, tightwad.

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    14. Re:Who cares and why? by bobstreo · · Score: 1

      Good HP is long dead.

      New HP deserves death.

      None of this is news.

      and Compaq and DEC and anything else that isn't a printer or oscilloscope

    15. Re:Who cares and why? by metallurge · · Score: 1

      No, it's not.

      Old HP made excellent products. Products that were exquisitely engineered. Products that were best-in-class, or at least contenders for that.

      Early Deskjets. Early Laser Printers (up to 5/6ish). Calculators. Test Equipment.

      New HP is best-in-class in... (crickets)
      The best HP products these days were engineered by acquired companies.

      I have been responsible for many thousands of dollars of purchases in computer equipment since the days of Old HP. Canon got the majority of my inkjet business, because they have user-serviceable printheads, independent ink tanks, and good, very inexpensive aftermarket inks. They can have my i9900 when they pry it from my cold dead hands. Brother got the majority of my laser/copier/fax business. Good product, good price, good drivers, separate drum & very inexpensive aftermarket toner. They're not as well-made as Old HP, but nothing is. I reluctantly gave up on HP calculators when I got burned by the 49G. HP Corvallis was truly great though. The HP48GX (the last HP Corvallis calc) is, to this day, the best engineering calculator ever made. Amazing technology for its time.

    16. Re:Who cares and why? by Chrisje · · Score: 2

      Eh,

      I don't get that. Now you're glorifying things without looking at past failures and current successes.

      Firstly, HP's NetServer products, for those that remember, were a complete failure when compared to Compaq's ProLiant Servers, and after the merge we rightfully went with that line of servers. If you then look at the current C-class blade product line and the attached Flexfabric stuff, you'll have to agree that it is, in your words, exquisitely engineered stuff.

      You're going on about a printer, but if you then look at what a printer used to cost versus what you buy now for a couple of dollars, yes, the ink is expensive in comparison, but that's only because the device doesn't cost you anything anymore. The same can be said for lasers. In the 80's, the average private person couldn't afford a laser printer for the home, whereas now I can buy color laser for the same price a consumer inkjet with no frills cost me in 1993.

      Now HP's line of ProCurve Switches were hot shit back in the day, but they never went anywhere commercially. So we had very well-engineered network infrastructure for sale that never went anywhere for the longest time. Same goes for Storage devices (Marathon, anyone?).

      Having said all that, the market and economy of scale have changed. For all players in the market. You don't solder together a PC in your garage anymore. You move millions of products all over the globe at a breakneck pace and with 4 hr response on breakdowns, sometimes even 6 hr to fix contracts.

      With those constraints in mind, I don't think HP is doing that badly.

    17. Re:Who cares and why? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How many thousands of dollars does it cost to get a color laser that doesn't suck? And one that doesn't fucking poison you with toxic emissions at the same time? (Toner is nasty enough; color toner tends to be astoundingly toxic.)

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    18. Re:Who cares and why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close, but not quite. It was when Dave Packard finally retired from the board.

      Either he or Bill Hewlett were always around, even when they weren't directly running things, making sure everyone stayed in line and the company didn't go off the rails. When the founders retired (and, shortly after, died of basically old age), that was it. Founders have an emotional investment in the company that's basically impossible to quantify; it's a rare company that thrives once they're gone.

      So, yeah. Dave retires, Bill had been gone for a decade at least, and the board, now without adult supervision, appoints a series of terrible CEOs, starting with Carly.

    19. Re:Who cares and why? by jd · · Score: 1

      IIRC, it was because the higher-ups rejected the pluggable nature of it. They didn't want the ability for someone to change the scheduler on-the-fly. I don't recall the specific objection to the pluggable nature, it may have been that the ability to insert essentially arbitrary code into the kernel in such a critical component was unnerving. I honestly don't know why. There's not much difference between an untrusted kernel object and an untrusted scheduler object, in terms of capability. At worst, it would have accelerated the adoption of module-specific capabilities and user-specific permissions -- hardly a bad thing. It may even have accelerated the demise of the Big Kernel Lock and facilitated the development of the real-time patches.

      (Come to think of it, being able to mix-n-match schedulers would have made life a hell of a lot easier every time Linux has switched scheduler. The scheduler plug-in system would have evolved to support the new needs, rather than major chunks of code being replaced. Much less risk of accidents and much less annoying to those wanting to maintain the prior behaviour - they would only need to maintain a kernel scheduler module, not an entire kernel.)

      Testing/debugging is also easier if the scheduler you're testing and trying to crash ISN'T the one you're running the testing software on.

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    20. Re:Who cares and why? by metallurge · · Score: 1

      I appreciate your thoughts. It could well be that I am not representative of HP's customer base, or of the consumer/small business/retail market in general. I can't speak to the large corporate world, or HP's presence there.

      Frankly, I don't care about how busy HP is. I want well-engineered products that are a good value. I don't want an inkjet printer that takes chipped $50 all-in-one ink cartridges, even if you give me the printer. I don't want 100Mb Microsoft Bob-ified printer drivers that can't be shared over a network. I don't want to have to watch the screen as I punch the keys on my calculator to see if they registered. I am typing this on a Compaq laptop which has a BIOS whitelist for its miniPCI slot. It will be my last HP laptop purchase for that reason. It's a shame, really. Other than that, this has been a decent laptop.

      It used to be that HP made products I wanted to buy, and I was proud to recommend to others. Now, for me, other manufacturers are doing a better job of that. I just don't have much confidence that if I walk out of the store with (or recommend to a client) an HP product, that it will just work the way it ought to.

      I would not look to HP for enterprise-grade network infrastructure or storage. I figure that if HP can't get the mass-market things right, where the engineering cost can be amortized over a zillion units, why should I expect their enterprise gear to be better? Maybe I am wrong. But that's my logic.

      Interestingly, HP had another shot at me with the acquisition of WebOS. Sigh. I used to like HP. I want to like HP again.

    21. Re:Who cares and why? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      It's like someone who got blasted with a couple Sieverts worth of radiation all at once. They're sick for a while, then everything seems to get better for a while, but everyone knows it won't be long until their hemorrhaging out every orifice and on the way to being dead. Seriously though, when did the exposure occur? What, if anything, was the event that signaled HP's eventual demise as the company we know today? I think most of us agree that it's going to happen, I'm just curious what the point of no return was.

      It's more like someone who got blasted with about 10 Sieverts of radiation, died in a horrible, gruesome fashion and then came back as a zombie infecting MBA's and IT decision makers whom we are now blasting with shotguns in an attempt to stop it.

      Yes, HP is standard where I work.

      I'm just curious what the point of no return was.

      For a normal person, 4 to 6 sieverts. 8 is considered a fatal dose by realistically, after 4 even if you survive, your quality of life will never be the same.

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  4. Why Sell by glorybe · · Score: 0

    If the corporate management is really the issue simply establish a separate management that is on its own but with the ability to continue to return high earnings? You shoot the general but do not sell the troops. The real issue will be what will computers look like and behave like in the future. The chances are the next big thing is not before us quite yet. Smarter and more powerful devices will exist but somehow they just won't be quite what we anticipate. Operating systems and software will be far more valuable as proliferation of diversified hardware expands.

  5. Agilent's success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agilent seems to be doing okay? How many businesses has Agilent sold off? How has Agilent done with respect to holding on to market share? I work with several former Agilent employees. Perhaps my view (as a former HP employee myself) is a bit skewed, but I would not say Agilent has done 'ok' since being spun off of HP.

    As far as HP spinning off its PC business, I think as long as it is profitable it is worth hanging on to. As many analysts have said HP has benefits with regard to supply chain management and costs for its server business when it comes to component sharing with PCs. There are other benefits for sales and support to both servers and PCs being in the same company. Spinning off PCs would not necessarily help servers and would lose some momentum for PCs.

    Just because the PC organization is successful right now does not mean it would be successful if spun out. See Agilent.

  6. HP Problem is the Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP crisis seems to be a more of a media invented problem that affected the Wall Street perception. sure.. HP board had made dumb things too. You don't announce that it may be an spin off or not.. you just do it and report that you did it. The media posted stupid things all days, like if HP was a dying company that is going to be bought by any other company.. that's not possible right now. The HP management did stupid things.. how it is possible that Tod Bradley got out to the press to say that he wanted to lead the spin off.. to make public political preasure???' WTF The only thing good that Meg Whitman is doing is making their stupid management to stop saying dumb things to the press. She must remove the Mark Hurd circle from HP and put decent management that she can "MANAGE".

  7. HP's management seems confused by msobkow · · Score: 2

    If you still have to ask the question of what to do with the PC business despite being the market leader globally in PC sales, then get out now and sell the division to someone who cares.

    Yeah, if the global market leader isn't sure about the business, then they really should sell it to someone who actually cares about the business and will grow it. Indecisive waffling is not good for any business.

    HP hardware is not what it used to be anyhow. Noisiest freakn' servers on the planet. You'd swear they go out of their way to find extra-noisy turbo-whine fans for their rack mount hardware.

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    1. Re:HP's management seems confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure which servers you've been buying, but the newer generations are pretty quiet. The DL G3 series fans sounded like a car wash dryer. The new G7's are whisper quiet, especially since they don't run at 100% all the time.

    2. Re:HP's management seems confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part of the PC acronym means "server"?

      At any rate, having worked in data centers for the last 10 years, I can attest to how noisy these machines can be, however they weren't meant to be sitting under a desk ;) The latest gen 7 HP server systems are much quieter than the old ones and almost all the DL series have been considerably quieter than any comperable SGI/Rackable and Dell server in terms of noise...

  8. Enterprise Company vs. Mass Consumer Company by martiniturbide · · Score: 1

    This seems to be the problem. An enterprise business focused company seems to suck in the consumer market. A Consumer market company have hard times to get into enterprise environments. So, can a balance be created? ...do you want to help companies make money? or do you want to take the money from teenagers and college students while they said WOW when seeing you product? can you do both?

    1. Re:Enterprise Company vs. Mass Consumer Company by jmauro · · Score: 1

      No, they are different markets and require entirelly different product lines, responses, etc. Trying to do both will doom a company, pick one or the other.

  9. Didnt work out well for IBM's products by sethstorm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    After IBM PCD was sold off to Lenovo, the quality has decreased.

    Their well-known Thinkpad product line transitioned from a no compromise option to a lesser product. First, the high-quality Flexview displays went. Next was any non-widescreen display, followed by the split into the current models seen today. In trying to globalize a US brand, they killed what made the Thinkpads unique - being able to pay a good amount of money, and get a no-nonsense, no-compromise product.

    As for HP:
    The damage at HP was done during Fiorina's time. You want to blame anyone, you pin it on her. Not Hurd, or Apotheker.

    Engineering a product for the Third World and then simply changing the product manuals/power plugs for the First World always results in an inferior product. Selling it off to an interest in the Third World guarantees this outcome.

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    1. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by couchslug · · Score: 1

      IBM gained by dumping the Thinkpad line. It's a Lenovo problem now.

      What happens to something after you dump it doesn't matter, because you got rid of the problem before it happened.

      Products don't matter, profit matters and much as I like old HP test equipment and old Thinkpads, neither company OWES me those things.

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    2. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by WrecklessSandwich · · Score: 1

      After IBM PCD was sold off to Lenovo, the quality has decreased.

      Their well-known Thinkpad product line transitioned from a no compromise option to a lesser product. First, the high-quality Flexview displays went. Next was any non-widescreen display, followed by the split into the current models seen today. In trying to globalize a US brand, they killed what made the Thinkpads unique - being able to pay a good amount of money, and get a no-nonsense, no-compromise product.

      The difference is that you could literally bash a DV9000 to pieces with an old Thinkpad and the Thinkpad would probably still work.

    3. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by subreality · · Score: 1

      I understand, but this article was about a way to save HP's computers, not trying to save HP.

      Of course, unlike the ThinkPad, I'm not sure why people would care about saving HP's PCs. ThinkPads were top-shelf; Compaq/HP was decent midrange, but never standout.

    4. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by gig · · Score: 1

      The quality would have gone down at IBM also. You can't get blood from a stone. The Windows PC market is running at an average sales price of $450. You can't build a quality PC for that price. That is actually cheaper than the original iPod from 2001, which in 2011 dollars is about $500.

    5. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Depends what line your dealing with. I've got an x120e and I don't see anything about it that's low quality, it was rather expensive compared to some of the competitors, but it's just a well engineered machine. A really good keyboard for the type, nice screen, good battery life and I rarely if ever find myself waiting for things to load despite it using a 1.6ghz dual core processor.

    6. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for HP:
      The damage at HP was done during Fiorina's time. You want to blame anyone, you pin it on her. Not Hurd, or Apotheker.

      Well, the sheer whiplash of constant changes of CEO, and consequent direction, are hugely damaging by themselves, whether or not any of those directions had possibility or not.

    7. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's frustrating about Lenovo, and all the other makers out there, is that nobody sells a corporate laptop that is designed as good hardware. They're all trying to get into the sale of the device as a whole solution.

      Recently I ordered a Lenovo T520, one of their mid-grade business laptops, as a business user. The device that arrived didn't even include a disc I could use to wipe and reload a clean copy of Windows 7. I called their tech support to see where I could get a disc that wouldn't wipe all of my customization and replace it, and he told me I couldn't order such a thing.

      Luckily the company I work for bought some locally-built equipment too, so we had Windows 7 Professional installation media laying around. So the first thing I did was wipe their stupid software and recovery partition, and replace it with Xubuntu and a clean Windows 7 virtual machine.

      Fuck Lenovo. Next time I'm getting a Mac. Apple doesn't patronize their users.

    8. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I like to think I build quality PCs, and I usually spend around $300. Granted, I'm usually not buying cases or power supplies with that money so it goes a bit further, but you can get decent ones for less than $150.

      Much of this depends on what you want to do with your PC, however. If you're looking for some gaming rig with dual video cards then yes that money doesn't go far. If you're looking for something that runs Excel you'll do fine with a very modest investment.

    9. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      In trying to globalize a US brand, they killed what made the Thinkpads unique

      I thought what made thinkpads unique was those silly little mouse nobs....

    10. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by jbov · · Score: 1

      Hurd did a bang-up job during the NVIDIA GPU overheating problems present in their laptops. While other companies using the affected GPU experienced similar problems, HP's response was awful.

      Those who wrote to Hurd got ignored at best, insulted at worst.

      For those who don't know, here is an outline of the HPs response:
      1. Say nothing is wrong at all
      2. Admit there is a problem, and propose a BIOS update to fix the problem. This update did only one thing, which was instruct the CPU fan to run constantly. This did little to help the overheating, and a great deal to cause premature CPU fan failures.
      3. Admit there is a problem and the BIOS fix doesn't work. Now, supply customers with an extended warranty that would cover the repair for this issue for an additional 12 months. Unfortunately, laptops sent in for repair had the GPU replaced with the same exact faulty GPU. A warranty of merely 90 days was supplied with this repair. This means that the GPU would overheat again, causing failure. This was likely to happen in greater than the 90 day warranty. When the CEO was contacted about this, the response was that the GPU was replaced with a different GPU. Physically looking at the GPU, or inspecting the GPU with a tool like lspci told otherwise. HP still would not admit that the same faulty GPU was used in the replacement.
      4. Civil suits were filed by numerous laptop owners. HP lost every case AFAIK. They still wouldn't settle with all of the other owners who did not sue.
      5. A class action suit was filed against NVIDIA, in which NVIDIA lost. HP agreed to laptops meeting the case requirements. Regardless of which laptop was owned, the HP replacement laptop was a $300 Compaq Presario CQ56-115DX. So, if you bought a $1500 HP laptop that never worked right, this is your compensation.

    11. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh, Thinkpads are still miles better than the cheapest crap laptops you can buy. But your x120e has a TN panel with a low resolution (1366x768) and 6-bit color. Thinkpads used to be known as the laptop to get for the high-resolution IPS panels. Interestingly, these days it's HP that offers a laptop with a 1920x1200 IPS screen - but it is only offered as a very expensive option (IIRC over $1000) for graphics professionals.

    12. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by subreality · · Score: 2

      You burn the recovery DVD from the recovery partition. If you blew it away, you can buy the physical media for a few bucks. The exact part number depends on the exact version and language you need: Linky.

      ... And I know this because Lenovo has the same part number lookup system that they inherited from IBM, so it only took me a minute to find. They're pretty good about documenting this stuff. If the tech support monkey couldn't find it you either couldn't express your request in English or you started shouting "fuck lenovo I'm buying a mac" on the phone and they gave up trying to help you.

      I say all this as someone who's pretty familiar with the insides of ThinkPads, Latitudes, Evo N (HP/Compaq before the Probooks and Elitebooks), and MacBooks:

      ThinkPads are still about as good as it comes for a solid corporate laptop. Aside from being sturdy, they're serviceable. Just as an example: when you need to fix something, get a copy of the Hardware Maintenance Manual, and you'll get detailed procedures on how to do it, and all the part numbers for replacements.

      Have fun with that MacBook. Apple won't tell you how to open it. People make howtos and then don't label them with which exact models it applies to. When you eventually find one, good luck prying the stupid case open without damaging it... those clips are a bitch, you'll bend the trim, and it'll never go back together quite right. And you'll have to do that every time you want to change any part, be it the hard drive (not in a sled), the LCD (screws that can't be removed without unbolting the hinges from inside the main body), unjam the DVD (ah, slot-loaders), or repair the lid-latch.

      Apple doesn't patronize their users.

      Yeah... Keep telling yourself that while you're waiting at the Genius Bar after you've realized those things are too much of a pain to fix it yourself and you'd rather pay the temple a couple hundred bucks to do it for you.

    13. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But your x120e has a TN panel with a low resolution (1366x768)

      It'a an ELEVEN POINT SIX INCH laptop. What resolution would you expect at that size?

    14. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just 135 ppi. IBM used to offer Thinkpads with 12 inch 1400x1050 screens, ie. 145 ppi, and even a 15 inch 2048x1536 model with 170 ppi.

    15. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by yarbo · · Score: 2

      The clit mouse? http://xkcd.com/243/

    16. Re:Didnt work out well for IBM's products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tranckpoints are standard on not only Lenovo, but also HP and Dell business laptops. And while Thinkpad is primarily a line of business laptops, there have been occasional customer Thinkpads... without the trackpoint.

  10. perfect match by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    HP and Netflix really ought to merge. After spinning off the PC division.

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    1. Re:perfect match by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      And DVDs.

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    2. Re:perfect match by rossy · · Score: 1

      Brilliant solution! The company coul be split into two business units, H-Net and P-Flix, which would raise prices, make you go to the nearest Best Buy to pick up your movies once a week, where you have to sit through a 90 minute timeshare sales pitch or buy a laptop before you can take your movie home.

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    3. Re:perfect match by tverbeek · · Score: 0

      Heh. You said "pee flicks". Heh.

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  11. HP Printers... by codegen · · Score: 1

    ... have gone way down in quality. It *used* to be the safe thing to buy especially if you are running a linux research lab at a university. Most universities require you to buy from recognized suppliers, with a preference for the campus computer store. Most of the other purchases are for windows, and the few linux labs, usually in Computer Science, Computer Engineering and occasionally Physics have to figure out. HP printers use to be the safe bet. They ran their own brand of postscript, but by and large they worked. Now, its a crapshoot. I made the mistake of buying two 1606dn for the lab. We barely got them to work and half the functionality is missing. We can only set the duplex options on the main printer preference page, and it often prints multiple test pages after each print job.

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  12. PCs are a global commodity by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Aside from the likes of Intel and AMD, PCs are a commodity. There is *zero* profit to building a PC in the US unless it's a rare custom gaming or workstation rig. In fact, some say that Dell loses money on every PC and laptop sold, but make up for it in extended warranty plans and accessories. That's how bad selling a PC in America has become. PCs are cheap, easy to build, and with crap quality that most companies and users could give two-shits about. In fact, it's far easier to throw away that disposable computer when it gets infected with a virus. Hell, throw it away when the user becomes frustrated. So cheap that user aggravation is a good enough motivator to buy another (the messed up their local profile for example) and get a hardware upgrade in the process.

    And don't get me started on the cost of PC support. Even Comcast will provide cleanup services for a low monthly fee. The days of a mom and pop computer shop are long over. Those that remain don't even know their number is up. Quite a relic.

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    1. Re:PCs are a global commodity by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      I think that part of the problem in the PC market is a lack of strong brands. People might pay extra for a good looking, well built and quiet desktop PC, or a durable, powerful laptop with good battery life, but which brand would you turn to? Some of the more expensive ones are just as crap as the cheap ones, and in the past few years there hasnt been any one brand of PCs that I'd trust.

      Strong brands do work. Look at Apple. With Apple you pay top dollar for good design and good quality (even if they are not always without flaws, take the iPhone 4 with its poor antenna). Just physically picking up any other brand of phone will instantly reveal the difference... That is a feeling I haven't gotten with any PC maker recently, the feeling that love and dedication have gone into the design and build. And no, Alienware doesn't count; to me they've been the Bose of PCs: better than average but way overpriced.

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    2. Re:PCs are a global commodity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in a town with 3 mom and pop computer/cellphone dealers. and no corporate owned anything except the wal-mart, a local grocery chain, and a few fastfoods. there is a huge strip of mom and pop stores mom and pop eateries and bars...

    3. Re:PCs are a global commodity by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      My dead Mini and my wounded one beg to differ.

      Looking good is no substitute for working well, being well equipped, or being durable.

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    4. Re:PCs are a global commodity by gig · · Score: 1

      The iPhone 4 does not have a poor antenna any more than the earth is flat or President Obama is a socialist.

    5. Re:PCs are a global commodity by gig · · Score: 1

      Apple leads in all PC quality surveys, as well as all PC customer service surveys. If you are too stupid to work the Genius Bar and AppleCare ($149 for years 2 and 3 on a mini) then maybe you *should* buy from HP.

    6. Re:PCs are a global commodity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dead Mini and my wounded one beg to differ.

      Looking good is no substitute for working well, being well equipped, or being durable.

      My closetful of working, but too slow to use, Macs beg to agree. Quality in those things is more than skin deep.

    7. Re:PCs are a global commodity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's what the market has been pushing towards, and it's a result of a maturing science people have grown into, even without real grasp. When you need a bike, and there's no bike expert to lead you to the good brand, you'll go to the shop and decide on price.

      At one point, PC brands will matter just as much as the brand of nuts, bolts, hammers, screwdrivers and nails you get at the store

    8. Re:PCs are a global commodity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And no, Alienware doesn't count; to me they've been the Bose of PCs: better than average but way overpriced.

      People like you are the reason there are no strong PC brands. How do you know that they are over-priced? Do you know their exact production and shipping costs?

    9. Re:PCs are a global commodity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should he care? All he knows is that he's paying more and doesn't feel like he's getting as much more as he's paying. What business is it of his what the production costs are?

    10. Re:PCs are a global commodity by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Being obsolete too quickly is also a part of "quality".

      This includes not having enough RAM to run the OS properly.
      It also includes having a GPU that's so bad that the bundled apps generate warnings.

      I've had plenty of non-Apple's stand the test of time.

      Most anything that can break in an Apple product is not something built by them, designed by them, or exclusive to their products.

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    11. Re:PCs are a global commodity by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...oh great. Blow more money on systems that don't warrant it to begin with.

      I would rather just have a product that lasts longer to begin with, or has a manufacturer that stands behind it.

      This is what distinguishes genuine luxury brands from wannabe labels like Apple.

      If you are droning on about the payware extended warranty then you've already lost the argument.

      Apple customers are probably too stupid to know any better and are aware of nothing beyond "it's pretty".

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  13. Perfect oportunity for Dell by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    How long will it take Dell to screw it up?

  14. Myopic thinking with a long-term guaranteed loss. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    By your logic, you'd be fine if everyone sold junk - even if it meant there was no alternative.

    That's the way you kill products and companies, especially Thinkpads.

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  15. Google Should Buy it for Corporate Chromebook by NZheretic · · Score: 1
    This may be a great opportunity for Google to acquire a corporate brand and a large patent portfolio for its Chromebook for the enterprise.

    Makes as much sense as Google acquiring Motorola for the same platform and patents for android.

    I would like to see HP/Google enterprise hosted google apps appliances hooked up to Chromebooks as a replacement for the Microsoft Quagmire.

    1. Re:Google Should Buy it for Corporate Chromebook by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Don't know how well Google would take to being the world's largest manufacturer of Windows PCs - the software is banned on their network. Besides, Lenovo's done so poorly with IBM's PC biz their market cap is only $6.5B. Google could pick that up for less than they paid for Moto Mobility. Lenovo's probably big enough for Google - they don't have to go all the way to HP's scale. Asustek would be an even cheaper $5B and a better fit as they already make the best Android tablet.

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    2. Re:Google Should Buy it for Corporate Chromebook by NZheretic · · Score: 1
      Do you expect Google/Motorola to sell Microsoft Phones? no.

      Why should Google/HP sell Microsoft Windows PCs?

      Just sell the hardware with Linux Distros, Chromebooks, or sell the hardware no operating system installed to organizations with corporate licences. They could even farm out the Windows drivers and support to a third company.

    3. Re:Google Should Buy it for Corporate Chromebook by symbolset · · Score: 1

      It's not easy to scale an operation the size of HP's PC setup down to something on the scale you might expect to move that sort of gear just yet. If you're buying an org, you should buy one closer to the right size for what you want to do and build it with demand. "Don't be evil" includes little stuff like "don't buy a massive global corporation and throw 90 percent of its employees out of work as you part it out for scrap."

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    4. Re:Google Should Buy it for Corporate Chromebook by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Better yet they could flip MS the bird and sell only 'naked' PCs.

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    5. Re:Google Should Buy it for Corporate Chromebook by gig · · Score: 1

      Google is 75% Mac users, including Larry Page, Sergey Brin, and Eric Schmidt. Chrome OS is not even close to a replacement for Mac OS X. Chrome OS does not even replace iOS yet.

    6. Re:Google Should Buy it for Corporate Chromebook by gig · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the only logical buyer for HP's PC business is the company that should have owned it all along: Microsoft.

    7. Re:Google Should Buy it for Corporate Chromebook by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      ChromeOS isn't really intended to replace iOS or OSX. It is intended to not have long-term local storage - the whole point is to be a platform for accessing cloud services.

      The idea is that if you drop your laptop on the way to work you go into the supply closet and grab a new one and log in. You wouldn't go to a service desk to have your stapler or telephone repaired, and the ChromeOS concept is extending that to a PC.

      Once your local apps start having local storage that is more than a cache, then you need to protect that storage (backups). Once the local apps start getting sophisticated and can interact with that local storage and other apps, now you have viruses/etc. The simplicity of the model breaks down quickly.

      I have no idea if ChromeOS will ever take off, but it isn't really intended to replace platforms where you're running apps that don't fit well in a browser.

    8. Re:Google Should Buy it for Corporate Chromebook by mjwx · · Score: 1

      This may be a great opportunity for Google to acquire a corporate brand and a large patent portfolio for its Chromebook for the enterprise.

      Makes as much sense as Google acquiring Motorola for the same platform and patents for android.

      Motorola = Great Hardware, Crap Software, Terrible management. Google can fix the software and management parts.
      HP = Terrrible Hardware, Crap Software, Even worse management. Google cant fix the HW, they dont have the expertise or experience.

      As someone who owned a Motorola Milestone (GSM Droid) I loved the hardware and the Vanilla Android was great (motoblur was an abomination) but the terrible decision to lock the bootloader was a fail of legends. Moto had great HW when Google bought it, if Google-rola releases a new Milestone with an unlocked bootloader I'll be first in line. Especially with the great speaker my original Milestone had.

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  16. Memristors by sonicmerlin · · Score: 1

    Memristors alone will make HP hugely profitable from licensing. Memristors will likely be the great computing discovery of the next decade or two.

    1. Re:Memristors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod points.

    2. Re:Memristors by artor3 · · Score: 1

      Only if HP actually does something with them. The way that company's been going, I expect that actual innovations using memristors will be accomplished by other parties, and HP will just play patent troll and either extract licensing fees or try to block superior products from reaching the market at all.

    3. Re:Memristors by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      that's wht "from licensing" means.

    4. Re:Memristors by thsths · · Score: 1

      As far as I understand DRAM has been getting faster, smaller, and cheaper, while Memristors are "around the corner" for some time now. And the only MRAM you can buy is a 4 mbit chip made in decade old technology that costs a ridiculous amount of money.

      I would like better memory as much as anybody here, but I just don't see Memristors delivering.

  17. There is life after HP by WaxParadigm · · Score: 1

    I work for a company that was spun off by HP then spun off by that resulting company. Twice removed we are now doing quite well. You lose the benefits and negatives that come with being part of a large company...but the net result can be positive. HP has become a REALLY large company, even since I left there 3.5 years ago (for their twice-emancipated child). I think it is very possible that HP is too large (both in scope of products/services and number of people) to be effectively managed by a single CEO + management team...and that is one of the underlying causes of the turmoil seen for the past decade. In that respect it does make sense to spin off the PC business.

    HP's size and structure is also inhibiting to some types of innovation and entrepreneurial spirit. HP had this online backup solution (I think called "HP Upstart") that was the result of buying/integrating a start-up in that space. They wanted to grow it and make it into a large offering for consumers, enterprise customers, etc. Problem is it is simply not possible to create a profitable online backup service when forced to do things the standard way in HP DataCenters which makes your cost significantly higher than the price folks like BackBlaze charge (while being profitable).

  18. Tptally stupid by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Their PC division is their number one cash cow. Things maybe razor thin for retailers but certainly HP. Notice how an $10 ram upgrade costs $50 when ordering? Or how they can give a 50% discount on corporate desktops when asked?

    Their PC brand is their number one asset after they sold the rest of their profitable crap to agelient or whatever the name of that company is called. You always focus on your strengths and never deviate in another area if you want to survive by dumping the former.

    They invested the costs and it is time to raise their prices after buying Compaq. You can't keep buying assets and selling them at a loss. To me this is no different than Walmart selling its store operations to focus on auto making or bringing in Bryers CEO to Yahoo so they can make ice cream. Its stupid and not what the companies do nor are its strengths. If they want to get into services do that but do not sell your cash cow or your image. No one in business will want to touch your stuff again otherwise

  19. It's not that they lack vision by symbolset · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the PC space there is no road to real innovation. Operating margins are 5 percent at best, in a good year. You cannot differentiate with your prime products because another company owns the entire user experience. One failed product and you've left the shareholders with no profits at all. And if you experiment with new ways of doing things like Android on ARM Microsoft is going to pull your co-marketing dollars and leave you with no profits at all and no hope of getting any. The path is really just not there.

    Apple did it, but look how: they built their own brand and earned a brand premium through differentiation and outstanding design. With those premiums they invested in innovation without being sucked into the trap of surrendering the user experience. With each new thing they could charge more and better premiums until they could reach escape velocity with an ecosystem that's uniquely theirs.

    No PC OEM can pull that off without letting go of those no-margin PC revenues. No doubt it's a tough sell to the shareholders and the board. But it's the right thing to do. Ultimately HP cut the chains it or we'll get our innovation from new players like Samsung, HTC and so on rather than traditional PC OEMs. We've seen the future, and it ain't this.

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    1. Re:It's not that they lack vision by plover · · Score: 2

      HP used to innovate. Not that their engineers are even allowed to today, but once upon a time they were creative.

      If they haven't driven every competent person from their payroll already, there might still be some people who could come up with ideas that would improve their products. If not, they could try exclusively licensing some creative patents that are already out there, in hopes of building up some market differentiators. Projectors built into laptop screens. Trackpads that don't suck. Specialty embedded systems like car computers that use your home's wifi in your garage to sync your contacts and music, because $(deity) knows Microsoft's SYNC is filled with fail. Silent computing solutions. There are tons of places where HP could step up and create a market for themselves.

      The thing is they're still big enough to be a leader in innovation, but I don't think HP will let itself innovate anymore. I think they've "managed risk" to the point where they instruct their employees how to wipe their asses to avoid contaminating the toilet paper dispensers. The best thing that could happen to them is a complete house cleaning, starting with the top and scouring down to every middle manager who begins a sentence with "we need to define a process to..."

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    2. Re:It's not that they lack vision by symbolset · · Score: 1

      I know a few folks working their way up the HP org chart. Yes, there's more than a little truth in what you say. And there's a lot more "run & gun" in the sales crew than in the labs where it should be. The Touchpad was clearly very close to what they needed, but the vision just wasn't there. I think if they'd pre-released WebOS as a free Windows app that would have gone much better, as people could test-drive it before they ordered it. Too late now though.

      I'd like to see them get back to their innovative roots too. And I think they have to cast off the PC for a while to get there. The PC just has no room to maneuver.

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    3. Re:It's not that they lack vision by thsths · · Score: 1

      > In the PC space there is no road to real innovation.

      There is a lot of space for innovation, or at least of improvement.

      Create systems that seamless sleep and wake up again within a reasonable amount of time (ideally 150ms or less).
      Integrate (or add) a back-up solution like time machine.
      Preconfigure PCs so that you just have to plug them in and they work.
      Push hard disk trays - if your PC breaks, just take the disk and put it in a new one.
      Put basic hard disk network access in the BIOS / UEFI.
      Build a silent SFF or All-in-1 PC that doesn't suck.
      Design compartmentalised PCs for more than one work place.
      Ship keyboards with USB plugs.
      Add mesh wifi for improved coverage.

      The opportunities for innovation are there, but HP is not using them.

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  21. Hire someone who knows what they are doing? by Mistakill · · Score: 1

    Maybe, just maybe, they hire someone who knows what theyre doing with the PC business, and give customers good options...

    1. Re:Hire someone who knows what they are doing? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce!!!!

      Oh wait... you were SERIOUS????

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    2. Re:Hire someone who knows what they are doing? by cusco · · Score: 1

      They freaking BOUGHTCompaq, a company that knew the PC/SMB business inside out, then promptly destroyed everything that it had learned in an amazingly short time. Not that I ever liked Compaq as a company (I'll never forgive them for what they did to DEC), but at least their equipment was good, the sort of stuff that you would end up screaming "I wish this thing would fineally DIE so that IT will give me a new computer!" I remember replacing pallet-loads of six year-old Compaq desktops full of dust and, crud and (in one case) mouse nests that still worked fine but just couldn't run XP.

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  22. I won't miss H-P. by NikeHerc · · Score: 0

    The printer-before-last was an H-P color printer with expensive cartridges; never again.

    The scanner I bought for work was an H-P scanner. In all my years of buying computers and peripherals for work and for my own use, it was, by far, the most worthless piece of crap I ever saw! Never again.

    I won't miss you, H-P.

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  23. Agilent is not exactly a beacon... by Moof123 · · Score: 2

    I'd hardly say that Agilent is a good example to raise. They are seriously mismanaged, and simply are tied to a business with a much longer product cycle. It has taken more years for them to reach the same level of apparent rot, but only because instruments have a 10-20 product life, while computers have a 0.5-1 year product life. Agilent has had to resort to re-badging their PXI instruments from their rivals (i.e. they buy their PXI 26.5 GHz spectrum analyzer from Phase Matrix, who is now owned by National Instruments). The place has driven off or laid off most of its key talent. Agilent is a festering hulk, it it just not quite as bad as HP is.

    1. Re:Agilent is not exactly a beacon... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is founder loss.

      Few companies can maintain their vision for long once the founder (and maybe their hand-groomed successors) leaves. Once the institutional investors take over, if you can't fit it on a spreadsheet then it doesn't count. As long as the numbers say you'll do good for the next 4-8 quarters then you get bonuses - whether you're destroying the company or not.

      Occasionally you'll get a strong CEO that bucks that trend, but they're very few and far between.

      Whether you like Apple or not, its days are numbered. If the new guy was well-mentored by Jobs and feels some kind of debt to the corporate identity then it could easily go another 10-20 years. If the new guy is more interested in making wall street happy and milking his bonuses then in 10-20 quarters we'll start seeing real problems.

    2. Re:Agilent is not exactly a beacon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they re-spun off their optoelectronics products into Avago...

  24. HP == Radioactive by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    HP name becoming radioactive.

    HP used to be a quality brand, but that was at least a decade ago.

    Now they represent overpriced ink, _crap_ PC clones and laptops and gross mismanagement.

    Acquiring EDS only adds another horrible reputation to the pot. Perhaps they should buy the ghost of Packard-Bell to further enhance their image? SAIC? The 'Church' of Scientology? (I hear it's going cheap)

    They shouldn't spin off their PC business, it is crap. They should spinoff their server business (and any other business still delivering anything like good quality) before the corporate reputation drags everything down.

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    1. Re:HP == Radioactive by OFnow · · Score: 1

      I'd add crap printers and crap faxers to the list, neither HP we had would feed properly with more than one sheet of paper in the paper supply after a few weeks.

  25. Re:Myopic thinking with a long-term guaranteed los by gig · · Score: 1

    There is no alternate universe where the bottom doesn't fall out of the generic PC market and kill the quality of all IBM and HP PC's, should they still be making them. That is a fact of life that IBM and HP had to deal with in their own way. IBM spun off their PC's and HP kept them and ran them into the ground. In both cases, quality went down. It was always going to go down. You can't go from an average sales price of around $1000 to an average sales price of around $500 without losing quality.

    People used to say that if Apple were to make Intel PC's they would crush the Windows PC makers. Well, Apple started making Intel PC's in 2006 and they crushed the Windows PC makers, who all had to run down to the $500 low-end market to survive. People used to say that if Apple were to make a $500 low-end PC, they would crush the Windows PC makers. Well, in 2010, Apple started making a $500 low-end PC and they crushed the Windows PC makers. ALL Windows PC makers. Doesn't matter what brand is on the Windows PC. Whether at IBM or Lenovo, whether at HP or a spin-off, the market is what matters. If the market won't support building a quality PC, you have to build junk. If you build junk, that reflects on your other businesses and your brand. So HP either has to become a junk brand or get out of PC's. Since they make most of their money on something other than PC's, get out! Get out now. Get out 5 years ago!

  26. Aglilent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of their biggest revenue centers is contracting for NSA (along with various other TLA's), traveling to foreign countries installing surveillance equipment in the local telephony infrastructure.

  27. Re:Probably won't sell, more like split off by gig · · Score: 1

    HP killed TouchPad by not making their own software for the 10 years previous. They can't correct for the fact that they put their balls into Microsoft's hands by putting WebKit and Linux on some ARM hardware. They just simply did not have enough software to compete with Apple and Microsoft at their own games.

  28. Its not MBAs by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Someone should write a paper or a book about the destruction of American business by the MBA. Really is it logical that a computer companies top person isn't an EE? Is it logical that a software companies top person isn't a programmer? Is it logical that a car companies top person isn't a automotive engineer?

    I confess that I once had the arrogant engineer's stereotypical perception of MBAs. This made business school so much more fun for me. I was constantly amused by having my former beliefs turn out to be complete nonsense.

    Having an MBA and experience in the industry that your company operates in are not mutually exclusive. I am an engineer that recently earned an MBA. About 1/3 of my class were engineers or scientists of some sort. For those whose experience was managerial in nature many managed things directly on the factory floor, production line, etc. I would suggest that the popular perception of MBAs is no more accurate than the popular perception of programmers and hackers.

    Similar things were also true of the professors that I had. Some were more the traditional academic in background but others were former electrical engineers, mechanical engineers, ... One of the later was a marketing professor. I once would have expected learning how to manipulate people in a particular marketing class, however we actually learned how to conduct surveys to determine people's actual preferences rather than their stated preferences, how to build a mathematical model of the market, how to simulate the introduction of a new product into that market and determine the market share it may capture, etc. Sure its a mathematical model and has various limitations but the process was mathematical, scientific and defensible given the state of the art. I was thrilled to learn that when a marketing person makes a prediction regarding expected market share the number may be scientific in nature, not just some number pulled out of ... um ... the air.

    Now do all MBAs follow the mathematical process I just described, certainly not. Just as not all programmers following the good methods and practices that they were taught when they were in school. Every field has individuals who know what they are supposed to do but do otherwise. This is just as true for engineers as it is for MBAs.

    1. Re:Its not MBAs by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The problem with mathematical models is that they tend to cause you to ignore reality in favor of the model.

      There was this wonderful model for evaluating CDSes, and it said that Wall Street was made out of solid gold a few years ago.

      Models also tend to encourage people to weigh decisions in favor of things that are easily measured as opposed to things that aren't easily measured. At work they're going nuts with Six Sigma, but it is all about coming up with arguments that will win elevator speeches. If you're evaluating some process you try to pick a half-dozen things at most to measure/evaluate. The problem comes that if you have a system with 500 independent variables and you pick six to optimize, then chances are you'll improve those six by slightly degrading the performance of the other 494. If you repeat that 25 times you end up with processes that aren't robust. Then when you throw in that things like "awesomeness" or "nice place to work" aren't easily measured and aren't often the top-priority of modern managers, you end up with processes that throw them out the window entirely.

      Don't get me wrong - managers SHOULD know how to use models, but managers need to manage PEOPLE - not tweak formulas on spreadsheets.

    2. Re:Its not MBAs by perpenso · · Score: 1

      The problem with mathematical models is that they tend to cause you to ignore reality in favor of the model.

      The shortcomings of modeling were thoroughly discussed, an incomplete set of factors plus garbage in garbage out. One of the steps is to compare your predictive model to the real world to see how close to reality it gets. Only once you believe you are "close enough" do you introduce factors that do not exist in today's real market, ie your new product and/or services. Even then the results are not to be taken as gospel. Given all these shortcomings, it is often still better than having an "expert" just throw out a number.

      Also what I am referring to is not for running ongoing operations. It is for making predictions, things like the expected market share of a newly introduced product. For ongoing operations one of the core lessons in business school was to occasionally leave your office and talk to some guys on the line doing the actual work.

    3. Re:Its not MBAs by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong - managers SHOULD know how to use models, but managers need to manage PEOPLE - not tweak formulas on spreadsheets.

      Well said. I've met quite a lot of those spreadsheet managers. They often think they Excel - but they probably misunderstood that phrase. Another, very similar type of managers are the powerpoint people, if it has been presented on a screen, it must be true.

      The core problem with these people is that they confuse the map and the territory, that they give tools a higher weight than the actual objectives, the real world end result. I believe it's the driving force behind bureaucracy.

    4. Re:Its not MBAs by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I never said that they shouldn't work at companies jus that they shouldn't be in charge of a lot of companies.
      Would you want an Aerospace Engineer in charge of a drug company? MBA's have their place but that place is rarely at the head of a company. CFO maybe but never a CEO.
      Even your examples of doing studies show the flaw. It will only tell you what people know they want. Sometimes they have no idea of what they could have. MBAs running the show will give you subtle refinements over time and often stagnation. It leads to GM making SUVs but putting little effort into good small cars. People wanted SUVs and they where more profitable.... Until gas went up and the economy went down.
      MBAs have their place but MBAs are not known for inovation and leadership. It is the difference between an expert and logistics and and expert at strategy. Both are useful but in war you better have a strategist in charge.

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    5. Re:Its not MBAs by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Even your examples of doing studies show the flaw. It will only tell you what people know they want. Sometimes they have no idea of what they could have. MBAs running the show will give you subtle refinements over time and often stagnation.

      Wrong. We studied examples of companies who focused on stated preferences, produced only incrementally better products and ultimately failed. Its a common story in large organizations that have a successful product.

      Note that I wrote "we actually learned how to conduct surveys to determine people's actual preferences rather than their stated preferences". You do not directly ask a person if they want a particular feature or even to score a feature on a scale of 1 to 10. One far better approach is to present the person with a set of tradeoffs and see which way they lean. These type of questions are often somewhat indirect. After a battery of such questions a more reliable weighted ranking of factors can be produced. This can include aspirational factors that represent a new and disruptive feature or product.

    6. Re:Its not MBAs by perpenso · · Score: 1

      MBA's have their place but that place is rarely at the head of a company. CFO maybe but never a CEO. ... MBAs have their place but MBAs are not known for inovation and leadership. It is the difference between an expert and logistics and and expert at strategy. Both are useful but in war you better have a strategist in charge.

      If you believe MBAs merely study accounting and operations you are seriously mistaken. These represent a minority of the classes and topics studied. Strategy based classes and topics are at a minimum just as common, and when you consider elective classes they are probably far more common. Well, at least at my university which was a state university.

    7. Re:Its not MBAs by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Maybe you did study them but the fact that you mention that it is a common problem shows me that is all too often the results. MBAs might even be okay as the leader of a some types of companies. But for many they should not be the leader which all too often they are.

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    8. Re:Its not MBAs by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Maybe you did study them but the fact that you mention that it is a common problem shows me that is all too often the results.

      Not quite. Wanting to take a successful product and to make incremental improvements is not inherently a bad thing, it is only bad when it is your core focus. It can be useful to extend the viability of a current product line. While we may have studied IBM's focus on mainframes and minis as the personal computer was emerging, and this was a mistake for IBM, IBM also had a group operating in a more entrepreneurial fashion that basically invented the PC we know today.

      MBAs might even be okay as the leader of a some types of companies. But for many they should not be the leader which all too often they are.

      Is Apple on the "not be" list? Is so Steve Jobs thought differently since his hand picked successor has an MBA.

      Again, you seem to be under the mistaken impression that MBAs are pure bean counters. I also used to believe in such urban myths, then I actually went to business school and learned how wrong I was. At my university much of the work in the core classes are done as a permanent group of 5 or 6 students. The school assigned these groups at the start of the program. One of the criteria for putting these groups together was to make sure each group had a least one person with an accounting or finance background, people with these backgrounds were a minority. The logic was to have one such person in the group to help all the engineers, scientists and line managers - who represent the majority - get through the accounting and finance classes.

      You and others in this thread keep throwing out how strategy, group dynamics and psychology, and other topics need to be considered. Well these and other topics are part of the program, accounting and finance represent only a minority of core classes. You all keep mentioning how executives need to have an understanding of the business/industry they are in. Well the vast majority of the MBA students in my program were engineers and other front line workers, not accountants. You have an incredibly erroneous perception of what is taught in an MBA program and what sort of people go into an MBA program.

  29. Client PC's are sociology now, not specs by gig · · Score: 1

    HP has no future in client PC's. They have to get out ASAP. They don't know a damn thing about competing for the consumer's attention. Consumer PC's are sociology, not specs. Nobody cares what is inside a MacBook Air, they just want one.

    What used to be the PC market is now just servers. HP's notebooks are a server in a notebook, they are not comparable to Apple's notebooks. HP should be running for the back room I-T business it knows.

    A friend of mine who is a petite woman was told by her doctor not to carry her HP notebook anymore, it was too heavy. She pulled her trapezius muscle carrying it, which is one of the most painful muscle pulls there is. She put the carry bag for the notebook onto a 2 wheeler so she could drag it through the airport. Then she saw my MacBook Air and went out to Apple Store the same day and bought one for herself and for the past year she has been carrying it everywhere in her purse. And it is multiple times faster and more capable than the HP boat anchor it replaced. And she found Mac OS and iWork to be superior to the Windows XP and Office 2003 she was used to, as well as 10 years newer. Is HP going to follow Apple down that road? Is HP going to secure large supplies of flash storage chips, learn how to cut metal to make thin notebooks, and somehow, someway find a way to put some sex into their client systems? Because consumers don't reverse their expectations. They see MacBook Air and iPad and they don't look at a giant HP boat anchor the same way again. They find out how you can just go to Genius Bar to get everything you were getting at Geek Squad for free.

    And the time of CIO's buying lots of 10,000 HP PC's is winding down. Companies are giving their users their slice of the I-T budget, and 50% or more of them are going to Apple Store.

    In 5 years, there will only be 2 PC makers: Apple and Microsoft. And I'm not sure about Microsoft. There is no place for HP in client systems.

    1. Re:Client PC's are sociology now, not specs by sunspot42 · · Score: 1

      Yup, this pretty much nails it.

      I'm not even sure the PC and laptop as we've known them will still be around in 5 years. I think the smartphone might displace both of them. When you're at your desk you'll dock it with your keyboard, mouse and monitor and use it in "desktop" mode. When you're on the road and need to produce content you'll dock it into a MacBook Air-like docking station with integrated keyboard and monitor and use it in "laptop" mode. And if you just want to browse and read you'll drop it into a tablet-like dock with a 10" screen for use as a "tablet".

      Since Apple makes the second most popular consumer OS and mobile OS, they're in a unique position to pioneer this transition. Microsoft has already been frozen out of the handheld space, and Google is a big fat nothing on the desktop.

    2. Re:Client PC's are sociology now, not specs by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I'm not convinced of this.

      The PC and the handheld really are very different platforms, and what works well for one does not always work well for another. On the handheld you want big fat buttons you can hit with your thumbs. On a PC you want lots of info readily visible, and the precision of a mouse.

      The corporate world is still on Windows, and that is a vicious cycle. People make apps for Windows since that is what people run, and people run Windows since that is where the apps are.

      Sure, you can find consumer-oriented software for Macs. You can find industry-oriented software for the arts since that industry has always leaned mac, but most of that stuff sells for less than $1k/license.

      The issue in the enterprise is the expensive software. That system that costs $5M and monitors the HVAC systems in every building on your plant site, or the $200M ERP system that manages every budget in your 50k employee operation. That stuff has barely been ported from mainframes to Windows, let alone to macs. When it runs in a browser it probably uses ActiveX, or still requires IE6.

      Then there are the corporate beancounters - if the Apple laptop costs $1200, and the PC that runs the standard software costs $600, then they will buy the PC.

      Oh, and that Macbook air probably won't run circles around the windows laptop once corporate IT finishes installing McAffee Antivirus, Full-disk Encryption, and setting it to re-scan the entire drive every 20 minutes, and then pushes out software updates every 45 minutes. Oh, and corporate IT will be sure to get just a little less than the necessary amount of RAM for the thing... Right now the odd unit owned by the CEO flies under the radar, but that will change once it becomes a standard.

    3. Re:Client PC's are sociology now, not specs by sunspot42 · · Score: 1

      The PC and the handheld really are very different platforms, and what works well for one does not always work well for another. On the handheld you want big fat buttons you can hit with your thumbs. On a PC you want lots of info readily visible, and the precision of a mouse.

      Which is why the interface will automatically change depending on how you're interacting with the device. It'll function like a traditional desktop if you're using a keyboard and mouse with an external monitor. It'll function like a tablet if you dock it with a portable multitouch display. On its own, it'll function like a smartphone. Apple is clearly moving to merge OS X and iOS, so one OS will be able to seamlessly transition modes.

      Then there are the corporate beancounters - if the Apple laptop costs $1200, and the PC that runs the standard software costs $600, then they will buy the PC.

      Apple won't be selling laptops. They'll be selling smartphones and docking stations of various form factors - desktop, laptop, tablet, etc. The docking stations will be fairly cheap, and the smartphones will cost the same as they do today (which corporations have already shown they're more than willing to pay for).

    4. Re:Client PC's are sociology now, not specs by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you make a device that supports docking and a properly optimized UI for each interface it could take off. Nobody has really done that yet.

      I'm still not convinced the Apple option is going to end up being cheaper than the competition in the end, and Apple is going to have to be more willing to bend if corporate IT is going to fully embrace it. Right now it is considered fine since it is only used to access email and attachments/etc. However, is a company going to be able to install the customized off-the-shelf ERP solution client software on the device without paying Apple some kind of fee that is going to become prohibitive? How about the control software for the CNC mill down the hall? There are a lot of things that desktops do in the enterprise and I think it will be a while before all of it works through a web-browser without plugins.

  30. You sure these guys had MBAs? by perpenso · · Score: 1

    My experience is that nowadays all MBAs know is how to reduce costs and thus move your product downmarket. They can talk for hours about how to save 5 cents in shipping costs, but have no idea how to produce a superior product that would allow you to double your price and people happily dole out the cash (apropos of Apple and the late Steve Jobs).

    Strange, I earned an MBA in 2008 and my experience is exactly the opposite. Apple was an example frequently used by professors in product development and marketing classes. Apple was also a common topic for student research papers in these areas and even in macroeconomics classes (ie how does Apple plan for or adapt to the business cycle - they don't, they just rely on superior design and superior marketing to power through economic downturns).

    I attended a business school at a state university, I believe we were rated in the top 50 nationally. I have a hard time believing that what we were learning was terribly different from other universities. You sure the guys you refer to actually went to business school, or did so sometime in recent *decades*? Not some kind of online diploma mill?

    1. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but leading an inspired R&D team is not something anybody can do. On the other hand, anybody can go down a budget and knock 10% off every line and fire the manager who misses the mark by the largest amount, then lather, rinse, repeat the next year.

    2. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by Alomex · · Score: 1

      The examples are worth squat. Many (if not most) MBAs cover at least one case of a company who succeeded by implementing a very aggressive profit sharing program. How many companies out there do you find implementing profit share plans?

      Same with higher quality. You might spend weeks paying lip service in class to Apple and other upscale manufacturers, but out there in the real world MBAs are, more often than not, one trick cut-costs ponies.

    3. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      You seem to be moving the goal posts. You claimed MBAs have no idea on how to deliver a quality product. I demonstrated otherwise. As I said, most software engineers are taught how to develop high quality reliable software. That fact that many software engineers do not do as they were trained, and that many MBAs do not do as they were trained, does not change the fact that they were trained to do otherwise. The reliance purely on cost and the race to the bottom that such a strategy entails is something they were specifically taught to avoid.

    4. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but leading an inspired R&D team is not something anybody can do. On the other hand, anybody can go down a budget and knock 10% off every line and fire the manager who misses the mark by the largest amount, then lather, rinse, repeat the next year.

      Neither can any engineer be a useful member of that R&D team. Every year there is no shortage of computer science graduates who couldn't write a non-trivial working program if their life depended on it. There are people of marginal skills in all fields of endeavor, management or engineering. To look at these people and draw some conclusion regarding the entire field, or to draw a conclusion as to what they were taught, is quite silly.

    5. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by khallow · · Score: 1

      My experience is that nowadays all MBAs know is how to reduce costs and thus move your product downmarket. They can talk for hours about how to save 5 cents in shipping costs, but have no idea how to produce a superior product that would allow you to double your price and people happily dole out the cash (apropos of Apple and the late Steve Jobs).

      Strange, I earned an MBA in 2008 and my experience is exactly the opposite. Apple was an example frequently used by professors in product development and marketing classes. Apple was also a common topic for student research papers in these areas and even in macroeconomics classes (ie how does Apple plan for or adapt to the business cycle - they don't, they just rely on superior design and superior marketing to power through economic downturns).

      So how did Apple deliver a superior product with higher profit margin?
      br. More seriously, I guess my concern here is that if MBAs really do learn the "right" lessons, whatever those are, then why aren't those lessons applied on the job?

    6. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by Alomex · · Score: 1

      "You claimed MBAs have no idea on how to deliver a quality product. I demonstrated otherwise."

      You gave an example that they cover this in class, on paper. This is different than actually knowing something, To use an example, lawyers take ethic courses, but everybody knows its just for show, and as soon as they join the workforce they are expected to behave unethically, starting from charging you $2+ for every photocopy made by their secretary. How can that possibly be ethical?

      "As I said, most software engineers are taught how to develop high quality reliable software. "

      Thanks for bringing this up. This is a perfect example of what I'm trying to say. We really don't train Software engineers to produce quality software. We go through the motions, having them take some theoretical software engineering courses while at university. But most CS programs put out graduates that have never worked on a large project, that have never written anything bigger than a mock test suite, that have never had to maintain someone else's code. We put out code monkeys. Some of them become software engineers after they been long enough in the work force.

    7. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by gtall · · Score: 1

      All the classroom learning about product development and marketing doesn't mean squat no matter how good they were. Without an technical background endemic to the field that is a company's bread and butter, you will never be able to lead that company. Jobs started at ground level and learned what was important about his company and what it did and how it did it. Jobs going through MBA school could have covered all that and it wouldn't have done a damn bit of good form him because he would never have felt it in his bones.

      MBAs learn about widgets. Think about that, a widget is a generic device. There is no industrial soul in a widget and as a consequence there is no industrial soul in an MBA.

    8. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Without an technical background endemic to the field that is a company's bread and butter, you will never be able to lead that company.

      Myself and many of my classmates have such experience in our respective industries.

      MBAs learn about widgets. Think about that, a widget is a generic device. There is no industrial soul in a widget and as a consequence there is no industrial soul in an MBA.

      Wrong in so many ways. For example we were taught that passion is a critical part of an entrepreneurial process. New product development is a kind of entrepreneurial process even when done at a large corporation.

    9. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by Alomex · · Score: 1

      I suggest you read "Managers not MBAs". Prof. Mintzberg makes the case much better than I ever could and he is a teacher in the respected McGill MBA program.

    10. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      I would like to point out that when I speak of what MBAs learn I am not speaking from second hand info. I am speaking from personal experience, I graduated in 2008. I skimmed through Mintzberg's introduction and I found his theme of "stronger organizations, not just higher share prices" was perfectly in line with what many of my professors were teaching. It was a common theme in my MBA program that managing for the quarterly report was short sighted and self destructive in the long term, that reports and models are fine tools but don't replace talking to actual consumers (*especially* those who chose to buy someone else's product over yours) and to your own "low level" employees to find out the truth regarding operations, to leverage the knowledge of your most experienced workers, line managers, etc and cautioned to consider your lack of experience relative to these people. I don't believe we were taught that management was a science as Mintzberg seems to claim, his its an art and requires experience argument is consistent with my professor's perspective. I'd like to ad that my professors were a mix of those whose primarily experience was academic and those who had significant and successful careers before moving into academia.

      Furthermore my particular program was for the fully employed and there was no lack of real world experiences being brought into the class room. I took a couple of elective classes during the day with the full time students and while they may have had less real world experience they were taking the same classes taught by the same professors offering the same ideas. Regarding the full timers I did not sense the know-it-all attitude Mintzberg seems to be complaining of. Of course I went to a state university (ranked in the top 50 in the US), perhaps things are different in the "ivy league" schools.

      So again, I challenge the notion that MBAs are not taught how to do "the right thing". Some obviously are, whether they follow through and follow what they were taught is another matter entirely.

    11. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by Alomex · · Score: 1

      How about Mintzberg argument that MBAs over emphasize the executive aspect of management (making decisions) and de-emphasize the motivational aspects of being a manager?

      In real life managers rarely needs to make decisions on the spot. There is time to evaluate the situation, start pilot projects, obtain feedback from them and proceed along the most promising areas.

    12. Re:You sure these guys had MBAs? by perpenso · · Score: 1

      How about Mintzberg argument that MBAs over emphasize the executive aspect of management (making decisions) and de-emphasize the motivational aspects of being a manager?

      The very first class of my program was in the area of Organization Behavior (OB). Leading individuals and groups, of which motivation is one aspect, is at the heart of this class. This includes recognizing that there is sometimes no universal answer, that different approaches and methods work best depending on the nature and psychology of the individuals involved.

      Beyond this particular class, and in particular various strategy classes, there were occasional case studies where a project/company failed not because of problems with a product or strategy rather the problems were OB in nature. Problems with leading people. OB failures were a recurring theme throughout the program.

      Regarding training people to be executives, I think that is an inherent part of an MBA program. It would seem to be one of the reasons why the MBA is an overview of the entire organization. Keep in mind that executives are not necessarily c-suite residents at fortune 500 companies. People at small companies, and especially entrepreneurs in small startups, are essentially functioning as executives.

      In real life managers rarely needs to make decisions on the spot. There is time to evaluate the situation, start pilot projects, obtain feedback from them and proceed along the most promising areas.

      I don't find this inconsistent with my training. For example in bother operations and marketing where "them" is respectively your people and the customers. Again, there is no universal course of action but this sort of approach is appropriate.

  31. Agilent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's soul was eaten by Carly.

    They sold their when they spun off Agilent.

  32. Memristors? by msobkow · · Score: 2

    I wonder if HP has dreams of patent riches from Memristors?

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/10/10/memristor_in_18_months/

    Interesting technology, that.

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  33. From the ashes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    <dream>
    of HP rises Compaq and it's server division, Digital, led by none other than former AMD CEO and Alpha co-architect, Dirk Meyer.
    </dream>

    but seriously, the big picture shows making & supporting computers is less useful than making solutions that utilize computers for efficiency.

  34. HP is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They discovered the memristor. anyone who says otherwise does not belong on slashdot.

  35. Re:Myopic thinking with a long-term guaranteed los by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    Apple only loosely competes with PC makers.

    Sure, at some level their devices do the same sorts of things, but if somebody buys a PC there is a 99% chance they want to run Windows on it. I don't know anybody who buys Apple products to install Windows on them.

    The PC makers do compete with each other, which is what keeps their prices down. Collectively they have WAY more market share than Apple. Googling around the only figures I could find were from a few years back, but back then Dell sold 4X as many desktops/laptops as Apple, and that is only one company. Now, Apple likely makes more money than Dell on those sales, but again that is because they're different markets. If you want an OSX PC you have to buy it from Apple, but if you want a Windows PC you have lots of choices.

    On other platforms Apple does better, but it isn't a slam dunk for all of them. They're ahead on mp3 players and tablets, and that's about it. They do well as a single vendor on phones, but they have just over half the market share of the leader (which is a combination of many vendors).

    None of this is to knock Apple - they do well for themselves. They're just in a different market. Lots of companies try to be in that market, but few manage to pull it off. However, there is a lot of money to be made selling the devices that the other 90% of consumers use.

  36. HP desperately needs an engineer in charge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The very worst thing a technology company can have is either a bean counter or idiot MBA at the helm. In that situation, the company has at maximum 15 years of plodding, sucking, dying life left in it (with reputation going down the crapper in a very slow continuous spiral down the bowl into oblivion). Engineers are good-enough businessmen, and its about 50 times as hard to be an average engineer as it is to be an absolute genius business grad. HP lost all of their managing engineers when the founders left and the suits took over. Now everything has gone to shit. I have an old 3 ring binder sitting on my desk that says "HEWLETT PACKARD" on it (along with the HP logo). I keep it because its a good binder, and also because it has historical significance. It came out when the founders were still alive, and made quality products. All the smart engineers left HP 25 years ago during one of several Stalinist purges. HP used to be like Google is today: smart innovation was promoted and encouraged and the company made a lot of money and also made a lot of engineers rich. Innovation got sacrificed in 'brilliant cost cutting moves', AKA "Stalinist Purge". Now HP is an excellent reflection of America right now. The lights are still on, but the building is empty.

  37. Re:Myopic thinking with a long-term guaranteed los by couchslug · · Score: 1

    Thinkpad has only to be better than enough of the competition. They don't need to be vastly better to sell.

    The competitors are working hard at sucking too.

    BTW if you want quality, spring for a MilSpec Toughbook or Itronix or similar. You can use some of those to smash Thinkpads in your spare time and they'll still work.

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  38. Perhaps HP and Netflix could merge by rossy · · Score: 1

    They could alternately announce price hikes, name changes and spin offs until customers get so fed up, they start buying crayons and paper to draw their own entertainment.

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  39. Adobe by jlebrech · · Score: 1

    I think adobe should buy the WebOS division from HP. that way they can leverage CS onto those phones. It'll be the FlashPhone..

  40. HP Way not compleatly gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of it still resides in the Imaging & Printing Group - because of its success, the last trio of opportunists jet-setters (aka CEO's) have not inflicted as much damage as on the rest of the company... there is hope - but a true visionary (not a wall street driven gold digger) is required... not sure the latest one is that.

  41. Agilent == HP; HP != HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP just isn't HP anymore and simply doesn't matter to me. Agilent is HP.

  42. Here's an idea ... by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    ... why don't they keep the PC business and sell off Whitman and the rest of the board? Oh, right, they're less than worthless.

  43. HP, who cares by Thundercleets · · Score: 1

    If selling their PC business off could save it, that would be because it would finally release it from the string of aggressively stupid CEOs HP seems to get saddled with. Paying record bonuses or top of massive layoffs is no way to run a company.

  44. An MBA is an add-on, not a core area of expertise by perpenso · · Score: 1

    I apologize for this second post but immediately after the previous long reply a much more elegant and concise response occurred to me.

    An MBA is an add-on. It is not a core area of expertise, it is cross training in disciplines that the "student" is most likely unfamiliar with. It provides the "student" with a broad but general understanding of the entire organization, where the "student" had previously only possessed a detailed understanding of a particular segment of the organization and little to no knowledge, or an erroneous understanding, of other segments. It provides a basis from which the "student" may developed a more detailed understanding of formerly unfamiliar segments.

  45. Re:An MBA is an add-on, not a core area of experti by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Yes as an add on it may be useful. As a core it is even useful in some businesses like Retail. But in tech an MBA that is just an MBA just doesn't make logical sense. Maybe Cook will be different but then he may lead Apple into a cycle of decline. For a company to be great and do great things I believe their must be a passion to do more than make the most amount of money. I am sure when Steve Jobs took over Apple that the logical thing might have looked like producing PCs running Windows and leverage Apples design and name to go after Dell and Gateway.
    That would have made Apple at best an also ran or at worst Apple would be in the same boat as Commodore.
    Dell is a prime example of an MBA style of company. They make a good product at a good price but their is no real passion. They seek good enough to make the most profit.
    Google, Microsoft back with Gates, and Apple are examples of pasion driven companies.
    And MBA should not be the head of a tech company. Someone that loves technology and knows it inside and out should be. if they happen to have an MBA all the better.

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  46. Re:Probably won't sell, more like split off by mjwx · · Score: 1

    What's sad is, that HP burned WebOS in the cradle.

    The WebOS fanboys wont like this. But WebOS was stillborn, it never had a chance from the moment Palm pushed it out and abandoned it at the CDMA airport. With no GSM phone they couldn't compete on the world market (the very lucrative markets of Asia and Europe) and they kept making more and more mistakes by depreciating the product. By the time HP got it, WebOS was a rotted, zombified mess. It was all HP could do to spray it with Glen 20 and claim it's not dead, please ignore the bits of flesh falling off.

    By the time HP had a product ready, WebOS was so far behind in features there was no way WebOS could compete with IOS and WP7, let alone Android.

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  47. Itanium company by unixisc · · Score: 0

    IBM is now mainly a software consultancy company which makes some top of the line computers like Power7 based ones. But if HP were to sell off their PC business, other than just ink, they'd be an Itanium company. Any future in that platform?