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Leonardo DiCaprio To Play Alan Turing?

mikejuk writes "2012 is the one hundredth anniversary of Alan Turing's birth, with many celebration events being planned around the world. This week Warner Bros outbid other companies for the script of a biopic based on Turing's life. The script for The Imitation Game, by first-time screenwriter Graham Moore and based in turn on the biography by Andrew Hodges, Alan Turing: The Enigma, was snapped up by Warner Bros in a 7-figure deal. Right now the leading candidate to portray Turing is Leonardo DiCaprio."

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  1. At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by bradorsomething · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...although it would be ironic if the actor playing him would fail his test.

    1. Re:At Least it Wasn't Keanu Reeves... by wonderboss · · Score: 1, Funny

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  2. Just a question of length... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as the movie is of infinite length, and certain other conditions are observed, shouldn't it be possible for any actor to successfully play Turing, albeit quite possibly requiring impractical amounts of time to do so?

    1. Re:Just a question of length... by slimjim8094 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if that actor is Turing-complete.

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  3. Re:That won't work by microbox · · Score: 4, Funny

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  4. Re:Hmm.. could've been worse by broginator · · Score: 0, Funny

    Robin Williams - The Birdcage

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  5. Turing + Hollywood by airfoobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mad scientist Alan "Mhz" Turing invents an intelligent robot that transforms into a flying car, which he uses to embark on a great journey into space where he will find true love with an alien prince (cue for love scene on front of spaceship) and, of course, get the idea for the first desktop computer. When he returns to Earth, he builds a prototype for his new invention, which surprisingly turns out to be a modern Mac (because in Hollywood all computers are Macs), however his contemporaries find out about his love with the alien, which forces him to abandon the Mac and travel back into space where he lives happily ever after as the queen of an alien planet. THE END. If this does well at the box office, expect a sequel in a couple of years.

  6. Re:Way immature to play scientist like Turing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    His best role was in "What's eating Gilbert Grape"
    Personally, I think he looks too gay to play Turing.

  7. Re:Two Certainties by nitehawk214 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and how does this bijection account for the fact that Christopher Nolan directed Inception?

    Exception that proves the rule.

    Inception that proves the rule.

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