California Declares Today "Steve Jobs Day"
First time accepted submitter onezeta writes "California Gov. Jerry Brown, in an announcement via a Twitter post, has declared it 'Steve Jobs Day.' The Apple co-founder's life as a technology trailblazer will be marked Sunday by his company's home state at a private memorial service and in a television documentary airing tonight at 8 pm EST on Discovery."
Sure they do... My condolences to his son Lionel, by the way.
CORRECTION: Today is blow jobs day!
I'm waiting for "balanced budget" day.
It's right on the calendar man...it's a holiday in fact.
See, says right here, "Balanced Budget day is usually celebrated the day after 'Cold Day in Hell'."
just checking does this mean I can park my Mercedes in the Handicapped spots today?
actually I am happy to see you, however that is in fact a banana in my pocket.
I don't really like these analogies because they are comparing apples and oranges.
More like comparing Apple to Unix, if you ask me.
...but if this is the silliest thing the California government does for the rest of the year, we Californians will consider ourselves fortunate.
Hard to feel any antipathy towards Jobs when our statehouse is basically a giant, impacted colon full of human shit.