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HP Keeping Their PC Business

First time accepted submitter yourlord writes "Hewlett-Packard Co. has decided to keep its PC division. So says its newly appointed CEO Meg Whitman. Whitman, the former eBay chieftain, categorically rejected a plan offered up by her predecessor, former CEO Leo Apotheker, to either sell or spin-off this division. HP announced the decision after the close of financial markets today."

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  1. WebOS by rhook · · Score: 2

    Does this mean that they will be reviving the TouchPad?

    1. Re:WebOS by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Does this mean that they will be reviving the TouchPad?

      First they have to revive Meg Whitman.

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    2. Re:WebOS by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Proven iOS alternative = Consistently not getting consumer demand

      WebOS seems to me to be the BeOS of the 21st century. Techs seem to really like it however never fails to reach critical mass.

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  2. Of course they're keeping it ... by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 5, Funny

    During the auction, no one met the reserve price.

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  3. Re:First Post from an HP by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 3, Informative

    The AC would have said more in his post, but the PSU/AC Adapter in his hp went out...

          again...

    Are you sure it wasn't the defective nVidia chipset blowing out again after being sent in twice already for repair?

  4. Re:Who... cares? Is this a good thing? by amiga3D · · Score: 2

    I popped an Ubuntu CD in one and after about 20 minutes was rewarded with a fine running laptop loaded with goodness. Problems like that are so easily solved.

  5. Re:Who... cares? Is this a good thing? by icebraining · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who cares about such crap? I formatted my HP laptop without even booting the preinstalled copy of Vista.

    In terms of what really matters - the hardware and price - it's a nice machine for what I paid.

  6. Great decision by jgotts · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As I said in an earlier post, HP needs their PC's to get leverage to sell their two strongest product lines, laser printers and inkjet cartridges. I have no use for inkjet cartridges, but every HP laser printer I've owned, from high end to low end, has been an absolutely solid piece of machinery.

    1. Re:Great decision by swalve · · Score: 2

      You haven't bought one since the x000 series, I guess. Anything after the 4100 has been garbage. Lexmark is better these days, even with their poor build quality.

  7. Obvious, Captain by Drunkulus · · Score: 2

    The business plan that caused the previous CEO to be fired has been rejected by the incoming CEO. I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.

    1. Re:Obvious, Captain by jalefkowit · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've heard the joke, right?

      A new CEO meets with his outgoing predecessor on the last day before he takes over. The old CEO takes him aside and gives him three envelopes, labeled "1", "2", and "3." "These are only to be opened when you hit a crisis," the old CEO explains. "The first one is to be opened when you hit your first crisis, the second one on your second crisis, and the third one on your third. They contain hard-won wisdom that will help you weather each crisis."

      The new CEO takes over and for a while things go great. Then, suddenly, the company lurches into crisis. The new CEO remembers his predecessor's words and opens the first envelope. Inside is a letter that starts "Blame everything on me. Fire a bunch of people that I hired. Announce you're heading in a radically different direction." The new CEO takes the advice and survives the crisis without breaking a sweat.

      More months pass, and then the company hits another rough patch. The new CEO remembers how well the advice in the first envelope worked, and eagerly opens the second. Inside is a letter that starts "Blame market conditions. Reorganize the company." The new CEO takes the advice, and again makes it through the crisis. He begins to respect his departed predecessor's wisdom.

      Several more months pass, and then another crisis hits, this one the worst so far. Out of ideas, the new CEO remembers his predecessor's third envelope, and rips it open.

      Inside is a letter that starts "Prepare three envelopes."

  8. Self-esteem issues by JaZz0r · · Score: 3

    HP certainly shot themselves in the foot with this. Who in their right mind would consider a HP computer if even they aren't confident about them?

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  9. Re:what is a gilent? by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

    Explaining the joke. HP was founded on one product. A bench DC power supply. They (H and P) came up with a clever use of a light bulb in their regulator circuit. The details escape me.

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  10. Re:Who... cares? Is this a good thing? by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

    They make crap laden with bloatware and unnecessary background applications running incessantly, phoning home and creating all manner of 'functionality' that nobody can turn off,

    I have a Probook 4530s that I am extremely satisfied with. As regards the crapware, I simply camped out in Programs and Features for about 1.5 hours as I read a book, and now have a clean setup. Some of those programs are actually pretty nice too, like the ability to see battery level at the EFI boot screen, and the baked in miniature Linux-based fast-boot OS (though I havent used it really at all).

    And given how cheap it is for a really nice laptop (mine was under $500), it seems kind of odd to complain about the bloatware. Why do you suppose the prices are so low? Are you willing to pay $50 more for a crapware-free pc (if so, please give me a call, I will happily clean your PC for you remotely for $50--it really doesnt take that much effort). Also keep in mind that you are probably buying consumer laptops, which pretty much universally (Lenovo, Acer, Sony, Toshiba, HP, Dell) come loaded with crap. If you want a crap-free pc, you can cough up for the higher-end business models, and get a much nicer build to boot (Dell Latitudes, etc).

  11. Shut Up Meg! by arazor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I won't support any HP product as long as leading TeaBagger Meg Whitman is in the leadership of HP.

  12. Re:first HP product? by zrakoplovom · · Score: 2

    Explaining the joke. HP was founded on one product. A bench DC power supply. They (H and P) came up with a clever use of a light bulb in their regulator circuit. The details escape me.

    No. The first HP product was an audio oscillator (the 200A). Used to make the movie Fantasia. The light bulb was used for negative feedback, its resistance changing as the current changed.

  13. Re:what is a gilent? by lachlan76 · · Score: 2

    It was an audio signal generator based on a Wein Bridge oscillator that used a light bulb for amplitude stabilisation.