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White House Responds to ET/UFO Petitions
An anonymous reader writes "The White House has responded to two more We the People petitions. These new inquiries ask the government to acknowledge formally that aliens have visited Earth. The response from Phil Larson of the White House Office of Science and Technology is: 'The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race. In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public’s eye.'" I'm glad that's cleared up. Now our government can get back to important work like developing caffeinated jerky.
That's a total bullshit argument.
NASA would beg to differ...
Evidence: The Case For NASA UFO's - Part 2
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8524267568796529301
As would these 500 men ...
http://www.disclosureproject.org/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkswXVmG4xM
Finally, you'll get your dam personal proof in ~2030, and the we can stop arguing about these nonsense questions and get to the real questions -- "What is your view on Religion? Politics? Economics? Math?" .. and the most important one "Why the fuck do you look like humans?"
Exactly! You can only vote if:
- You believe in science and reason over religious dogma (and believing in intelligent life from other planets visiting and controlling our history is every bit a religion).
- You can find Europe on a map.
- You can find your state on a map.
- Your salary is no more than 10 times the lowest salary at your company.
- You are not a lawyer.
- You've gotten your hands dirty while working.
- You've never groped a woman/man who didn't want to be groped.
- You don't smoke anything.
- You don't buy products from Apple just to be cool.
I am sure I can think of more things but you get the idea.