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Climate Panel Says To Prepare For Weird Weather

Layzej writes "Extreme weather, such as the 2010 Russian heat wave or the drought in the horn of Africa, will become more frequent and severe as the planet warms, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) warns in a report released today. Some areas could become 'increasingly marginal as places to live in,' the report concludes. Critics of the report note that 'Governments have in the past considerably weakened the language of IPCC summaries for policymakers,' and that the IPCC process tends to water down even the most obvious conclusions."

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  1. Reason to worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All Himalayan glaciers will have melted before the Christmas.

  2. Re:Warms?! by G_REEPER · · Score: 0

    LOL like you said 50 years ago, Notice how all this has happen before like i don't know cycles maybe...

  3. priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    sorry but as long as I can play my sega cd, I don't care.

  4. 2020 by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 2

    Never mind about what we said about the hot weather, just get your mittens and coats ready when solar magnetic decline and solar minimum freeze (y)our rears off in 2020...

    1. Re:2020 by EvilAlphonso · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean like the deep solar minimum of 2008/2009?

    2. Re:2020 by Private_Hudson · · Score: 0

      Never mind about what we said about the hot weather, just get your tinfoil hats ready when solar magnetic decline and solar minimum freeze (y)our rears off in 2020...

      FTFY

    3. Re:2020 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the magnetic storms got started this year, so no more solar minimum for us, lol.

    4. Re:2020 by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Never mind about what we said about the hot weather, just get your tinfoil hats ready when solar magnetic decline and solar minimum freeze (y)our rears off in 2020..."

      Seems to me that tinfoil hats would be better protection against all that warming that hasn't been happening. And you could fold it into little boats to float all your possessions when the sea level rises to... wait, what? Back to the level it was 3 year ago.

    5. Re:2020 by bunratty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right. The warming that isn't happening that isn't causing the Arctic ice to thin. I suppose you can convince yourself of anything if you refuse to look at any evidence that disagrees with your conclusion.

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    6. Re:2020 by Troed · · Score: 4, Informative

      Data from 1979 ..

      Eye witness reports from the 40s and 19th century contradicts that the Arctic is thinning in any way different now compared to then. We even sent scientific expeditions to the arctic to investigate the unusual warming, more than a hundred years ago.

      Then it froze right back.

      “It will without doubt have come to your Lordship’s knowledge that a considerable change of climate, inexplicable at present to us, must have taken place in the Circumpolar Regions, by which the severity of the cold that has for centuries past enclosed the seas in the high northern latitudes in an impenetrable barrier of ice has been during the last two years, greatly abated.

      President of the Royal Society, London, to the Admiralty, 20th November, 1817, Minutes of Council, Volume 8. pp.149-153, Royal Society, London. 20th November, 1817

      “From an examination of the Greenland captains, it has been found that owing to some convulsions of nature , the sea was more open and more free from compact ice than in any former voyage they ever made: that several ships actually reached the eighty-fourth degree of latitude, in which no ice whatever was found; that for the first time for 400 years, vessels penetrated to the west coast of Greenland, and that they apprehended no obstacle to their even reaching the pole, if it had consisted with their duty to their employers to make the attempt.”

      Greenland, the adjacent seas, and the North-west Passage to the Pacific Ocean: illustrated in a voyage to Davis's strait, during the summer of 1817 (Google eBook)

      Does this evidence disagree with your conclusion?

    7. Re:2020 by bunratty · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't see anything in your post about the thickness of the ice. The anecdotes in your post relate to the surface area of the ice. Read the article again if you do not understand the difference between area and thickness. If you still don't understand, how about a simple analogy: a 1" by 1" piece of cardboard is thicker than a sheet of 8 1/2" by 11" paper, although the paper has more surface area.

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    8. Re:2020 by Oligonicella · · Score: 0

      Prior art! Signed, Warmers

    9. Re:2020 by swalve · · Score: 1

      My point was that it is amusing to see people describe themselves as skeptics, and then not have an open mind.

    10. Re:2020 by Troed · · Score: 2

      Can you please explain how ice that didn't exist would be thick?

      (I can only assume you don't realize we're talking about sea ice)

    11. Re:2020 by bunratty · · Score: 1, Interesting

      So the cardboard isn't as thick as the paper because if you compare them there is paper (some thickness) where the cardboard doesn't exist (has no thickness)? I'm not sure how you can't understand. The Arctic sea ice is growing smaller both in surface area and thickness. It is melting. The reason it is melting is because of the warming. Playing semantic games isn't going to convince anyone otherwise, except for people who want to be willingly deceived. If you showed some evidence the ice was actually recovering, that would be actual evidence for no warming. Instead, you provide anecdotes from what happened decades ago. Whatever.

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    12. Re:2020 by Troed · · Score: 2

      You do realize that we have no data on ice changes in the arctic from pretty much before 1970 I hope? The only thing we have, the only way to know whether something unusual has happened or not, are "anecdotes" from ... the Royal Society, ship captains etc.

      I'm not sure you understand the scientific method. Observation is a key concept.

      (There are some proxies we can use, and papers have recently been published. According to them it's normal for the arctic to have low extents of ice throughout history: http://www.ngu.no/en-gb/Aktuelt/2008/Less-ice-in-the-Arctic-Ocean-6000-7000-years-ago/ )

    13. Re:2020 by bunratty · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's normal for the climate to change and the Arctic ice to have low extents and high extents. That doesn't mean we can't be the cause of the ice melting today. Likewise, it's normal for there to be earthquakes, but that doesn't mean that the process of fracking can't cause manmade earthquakes. I certainly understand the scientific method. The warming we see today due to increased carbon dioxide in the atmosphere was predicted over 100 years ago, and today we observe that increased carbon dioxide and warming. I see no other credible explanation for the warming that is based on a phenomenon we have observed.

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    14. Re:2020 by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Right. The warming that isn't happening that isn't causing the Arctic ice to thin. I suppose you can convince yourself of anything if you refuse to look at any evidence that disagrees with your conclusion."

      While somehow you fail to realize that the exact same argument can be made against your own position... perhaps even more soundly.

    15. Re:2020 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We are coming out of an ice age. That's bound to have some warming.

    16. Re:2020 by bunratty · · Score: 0

      Yes, one might expect some warming. But 0.2 degrees Celsius per decade isn't just some. If we experienced that rate of warming for just 1000 years, far less than the time since the last ice age, that would be 20 degrees Celsius. It isn't the warming itself that's the problem, but the rate of warming.

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    17. Re:2020 by dr2chase · · Score: 1, Informative

      You're cherry-picking the data: http://www.skepticalscience.com/hiding-the-incline-in-sea-level.html
      So, intentional deception, or uncritical parroting of the party line?

    18. Re:2020 by Troed · · Score: 1

      Why would we experience that warming for 1000 years? And why do you believe the rate of warming during the last warm phase of the PDO to have been unusual? (It isn't, it was the same earlier in the 20th century and during the only long term records we have, CET, we see the same rate during periods going back hundreds of years)

      http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/hadobs/hadcet/

    19. Re:2020 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nobody is arguing that the melting isn't happening. The arugment is whether or not it has happened in the recent past, especially before the industrial revolution because if that's true then it means humans are probably not affecting the climate in any significant way.

    20. Re:2020 by sanzibar · · Score: 1

      Touche! Thinkprogess.com Hard to top a crew that thinks the IPCC is the "Council of Nicaea" producing our articles of faith that shall not be challenged or questioned."

      So, what skeptic data have you read that "disagrees with your conclusion"?

    21. Re:2020 by bunratty · · Score: 0, Troll

      I see lots of people arguing that the melting and warming are not happening.

      Let's take your argument and apply it to just about anything else. If earthquakes happened in the recent past, especially before fracking, then it means fracking is probably not responsible for earthquakes in any significant way. If avalanches happened in the recent past, especially before the invention of skiing, then it means that skier are probably not responsible for avalanches in any significant way. This is the problem with most arguments against anthropogenic global warming. If you change the context to just about anything else, it's immediately apparent how silly the argument it.

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    22. Re:2020 by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Why would we experience that warming for 1000 years?

      If we continue to raise the level of CO2 in the atmosphere it will happen. If we don't it won't. That part at least isn't complicated.

    23. Re:2020 by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      "Never mind about what we said about the hot weather, just get your tinfoil hats ready when solar magnetic decline and solar minimum freeze (y)our rears off in 2020..."

      Seems to me that tinfoil hats would be better protection against all that warming that hasn't been happening.

      Wow, a genuine denier. And the den..., errm "skeptics" say there are none.

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    24. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      The same argument can't be made against his position because his position is based on facts.

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    25. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 0

      The "skeptics" do not have data. They have lies and cherry-picking. They do not have the actual science to back up their claims. And the published science by "skeptics" that was supposed to debunk the consensus has always turned out to be deeply flawed.

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    26. Re:2020 by MacDork · · Score: 1

      You mean like the deep solar minimum of 2008/2009?

      Yeah, kinda like that. 2008 2009 2010

    27. Re:2020 by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      So your argument is "the climate has always changed, so it can't be man made this time". http://www.skepticalscience.com/climate-change-little-ice-age-medieval-warm-period.htm

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    28. Re:2020 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like we came out of one a while ago, and are heading back into one....

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ice_Age_Temperature.png

    29. Re:2020 by Troed · · Score: 1

      That's a hypothesis, it has no basis in observation so far.

      I like the scientific method. I'm worried it seems few do nowadays.

    30. Re:2020 by Troed · · Score: 1

      No, but thanks for creating and attacking a straw man.

      Myself I like to do science.

    31. Re:2020 by sanzibar · · Score: 0

      perfect timing!

      One of their cult members stumbles in reciting Hansens latest edicts just to prove my point.

      down-twinkles hkmwbz, down-twinkles. Being brainwashed is not cool!

    32. Re:2020 by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      It's not a hypothesis, it's a theory. Like gravity and evolution.

      I don't think you do like science so much, otherwise you'd actually have respect for the work of scientists who work in a field you have relatively little knowledge of yourself. Scepticsm of the consensus of climate scientists is a useful function when it's from someone who is an expert in that field. Scepticism (actually more usually plain denial) by the layman is self-indulgent nonsense.

    33. Re:2020 by Troed · · Score: 1

      Oh I'm quite sure I do a lot of science - and that's why I pointed out that it's a hypothesis, most certainly not a theory :) You might not want to use words you don't understand.

    34. Re:2020 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to be clear, are you saying that CO2 is only hypothetically a greenhouse gas, or that greenhouse gases only hypothetically raise the surface temperature of the planet?

    35. Re:2020 by mszola · · Score: 1

      According to a Wired article: "At most, a prolonged solar minimum would temporarily offset rising global temperatures for a few years, perhaps a couple decades, said NASA climatologist David Rind, who has also studied Maunder Minimum dynamics. But “when the sunspots return, the additional energy will cause additional warming,” he said. “To point to this as something that could in any way ameliorate greenhouse gas warming is folly,” said Mann." http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/06/solar-minimum-climate/

    36. Re:2020 by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Troed, I know who you are. You used to work at Symbian. You're a programmer, not a scientist. Don't be so pretentious.

      It's not a hypothesis. There is massive amounts of evidence for it. It's a theory.

    37. Re:2020 by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      That some small areas were melting -- I can believe. Greenland also has lots of volcanic activity.

      However, today we've got satellites and can look over the entire planet.

      I also fail to see how this anecdote, is not something that thousands of Climatologists might have overlooked.

      >> This "doubt" of Global Warming, is kind of like a write-in campaign from thousands of school kids saying; "Please don't launch your rocket until all the math that you haven't figured out yet is solved!" And in crayon, thousands of school kids show how Zero isn't a number because there isn't anything left, and might point out that the sun looks like a Zero -- so someone might have been confused. It's all very cute and adorable, but it would mean we'd never have gotten off the planet and we cannot move forward until every anecdotal discrepancy is accounted for to the satisfaction of people who couldn't be bothered to become Rocket Scientists or Climatologists.

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    38. Re:2020 by Troed · · Score: 1

      I'm saying that the relationship according to all the proxies we have available over geological times doesn't seem to be linear. Thus the statement I replied to is in no way as clear cut as the poster made it out to be.

    39. Re:2020 by Troed · · Score: 1

      You still don't seem to understand the difference between a hypothesis and a theory, nor being able to understand what the statement I replied to means and what I in turn wrote.

      (As to what I used to do, you're correct)

    40. Re:2020 by Troed · · Score: 1

      Yes, we have satellites today - since the 1970s. That's the problem - we don't have anything besides anecdotes (and some proxies) further back.

      In what way do you mean you _shouldn't_ doubt the data we don't have since before the satellite era?

    41. Re:2020 by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know I'm correct. On both points.

    42. Re:2020 by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      So what is your claim? That there now is as much arctic sea ice as there was in 1871? Do you even have a point? And what kind of science do you like? Christian Science? Flat Earth Science?

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    43. Re:2020 by Xest · · Score: 1

      "And you could fold it into little boats to float all your possessions when the sea level rises to... wait, what? Back to the level it was 3 year ago."

      Wait, don't tell me, and you explain this to yourself as being the case because all the excess water just spills over the edge of your flat earth?

      Damn those stupid scientists, global warming isn't happening, the earth is flat!

      No, honestly though, I have a serious question. How many independent studies showing global warming is happening will it take before you're willing to overturn your viewpoint and accept that as a denialist, you were completely and utterly wrong?

    44. Re:2020 by Troed · · Score: 1

      My point is that a scientist recognizes the limit of knowledge as well, we simply do not have data with regards to natural ice variations in the arctic. We know from anecdotal evidence (even when it comes from scientific expeditions!) that there has been out-of-the-ordinary warming and melting since before the industrial revolution.

      If you don't understand the above, maybe you need to study the scientific method some more.

    45. Re:2020 by Captain.Abrecan · · Score: 0

      Like the ice storm in Massachusetts in 2008? Fuck that.

    46. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Hansen? What on earth are you talking about?

      The brainwashing here is that which affects denialists who blindly reject all scientific facts to promote their political ideology.

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    47. Re:2020 by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      IOW I was burning a red herring, not a straw man.

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    48. Re:2020 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hansen? What on earth are you talking about?

      Why that would be Dr. James Hansen of course.... a.k.a the father of the "global warming" theory. You mean to tell me that you don't know the High Priest of your religion !?!?!? wow!

      who blindly reject all scientific facts.

      Ha. Facts? Really? lmfao. You mean theory from alarmists that blindly reject scientific data to promote their political ideology.

      Considering that fact that their models have utterly failed... are you sure your on the right side of the debate? Looks like you have a loosing team on your hands cult boy.

    49. Re:2020 by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      On the contrary. Both arguments are based on what many people -- laymen and scientists both -- believe to be facts. The question is simply whose facts are correct. One of those facts that is indisputable (as long as one is truthful) is that there is a lot of genuine evidence against AGW.

    50. Re:2020 by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I didn't say "global warming isn't happening", dimbulb. I stated only that the last couple of years don't agree with that trend.

      Seriously. When will you people STOP distorting what other people say, then claiming it's false? I could do the same to you, if I wished. It just happens that it's against my principles.

    51. Re:2020 by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Wow, a genuine denier. And the den..., errm "skeptics" say there are none."

      Obviously reading comprehension is not your strong suit. Did I state anywhere that "global warming" was not happening? I did specifically mention a couple of recent years. How does that equate to being a "genuine denier"?

      Once and for all: I do not deny the warming trend!!! To say that I do is simply reading more into my statements than I have actually been saying. Those kinds of distortions (which have been happening enough that I have to believe are often deliberate) are little different from lying.

    52. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to have to break it to you, but scientists have known about globa warming since the 1800s.

      The scientific data clearly shows global warming, and the models have, in fact, been surprisingly accurate.

      You are rejecting scientific facts because you feel they are a threat to your political ideology.

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    53. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      No, you are incorrect. The facts are clear. AGW is real. That's what the actual science shows. The ones that deny AGW have only pseudoscience and lies.

      There is not a lot of genuine evidence against AGW. People have tried to publish research that "disproves" it, but it has always turned out to be deeply flawed and thus had to be rejected. Back to the drawing board.

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    54. Re:2020 by sanzibar · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. The models have not been accurate. The exact opposite is true and its why they turn to rear projections. Smoke and mirrors cult boy.

      The only fact is: We have/had warming. Nothing more or less. Why it warmed is all theory and you still cant establish if it is bad or not. Higher co2 results in higher food production- thats plant science 101 and its why greenhouses pump in tons of it every day. Cold is disastrous. Climate has never been stable and always changes. We now are seeing signs of cooling that even the ipcc is starting to recognize. Those are facts cult boy and nowhere in there do we see co2 having anything to do with temp aside from a circular collection of activists/reviewers pushing that theory. There are many other theories but you chose to latch on to a particular one and you don't even know why.

      But I know why...your cult boy and you will believe anything they tell you.

    55. Re:2020 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh brother. you are stuck on stupid.

      First, AGW is not the same as Temperature. No one doubts the earths changing temperature patterns. The Earth has warmed and cooled since the beginning.

      What is debated is the notion that co2 is the cause of the uptrend. There is no "evidence", there is only theory. There are several alternate theories that have been published but the only ones that labeled these as "flawed" are the very scientists beholden to their own theory. Do you expect anything less? Quick, can you name one alternate theory or how about some of the corrected agw assumption made in the last few years? I didnt think so. Your just an echo puppet.

      So no, It is not correct to state that AGW is real or its a fact. This is simply not true and a perfect example of why stupid should just stay home. Lastly, you should reevaluate the high pedestal you placed your beloved climate scientists on. Climategate reveals what liars they really are.

    56. Re:2020 by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1
      So you deny you are a denier and then confirm that you deny. One of us must be confused, and its not me.

      But yeah,"all that warming that hasn't been happening" must mean that you agree that there is warming, just that we aren't boiling yet, and must be glad about that. Is that the official stance of the "skeptics" now?

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    57. Re:2020 by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      No, we came out of the last glaciation (ice age) around 10,000 years ago. The temperature hit a maximum during the Holocene climate optimum around 8,000 years ago and as been in general slowly cooling since then.

    58. Re:2020 by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Many scientists who study those what causes ice ages think the next glaciation probably won't start for 20,000 years (mainly from an analysis of Milankovitch cycles) so we've probably got some time.

    59. Re:2020 by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      What is debated is the notion that co2 is the cause of the uptrend.

      What about the fact that you can see the absorption of infrared radiation by CO2 in the atmosphere by comparing outgoing longwave radiation at the surface to the same measurement from orbit? That's strong evidence for CO2.

    60. Re:2020 by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is you appear to think 2-3 years or even 10 years is at all meaningful in this discussion. At a bit less than 20 years you start getting meaningful results for climate temperature trends.

      Same thing with the drop in sea level over the past couple of years. The reason for that is largely the heavy rainfall around the world that has put water on land that's taking its time draining back to the sea. The GRACE satellites have measured increases in gravity in areas like the Northern Amazon Basin, Australia and places in Asia due to the water that's been absorbed by the land. That can't go on forever.

    61. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      AGW means that humans are causing the observed warning. We are causing it with our CO2 emissions. The science is clear on this, regardless of your attempt to lie about the science for political reasons.

      The "only a theory" nonsense is typical creationist BS. It is not only a theory. It's a scientific theory. Your ignorance about science says it all, really.

      Climategate was a manufactured controversy which did nothing to provide evidence against AGW. You are exactly like a creationist with your lies, quote mining and general BS.

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    62. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Models have indeed been surprisingly accurate.

      The fact is that the climate is warming, and it is caused by human emissions of CO2.

      The "only a theory" nonsense is typical creationist BS. It is not only a theory. It's a scientific theory. Your ignorance about science says it all, really.

      Higher CO2 is, in fact, detrimental to food production. Just because plants live off of CO2 doesn't mean that extreme amounts of it is good for them. I'm sure you'll agree that even though you need water to survive, drowning is unpleasant indeed.

      You are simply ignorant. Not only of the actual science, but also of the scientific process. Typical creationist/climate denialist.

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    63. Re:2020 by sanzibar · · Score: 1

      Your Mad!

      The fact is we do not know why it has warmed. A sect of Scientists performed some amazing acrobatics with data and developed a theory that co2 is the cause. That is all you have pal and there are many scientists that reject this theory and many offering alternatives.

      If you think co2 is detrimental to food production, you are a raging idiot. Even the pot growers know this one and use co2 to its full glory to produce that kind bud you crave. In fact, they use it at concentrations far greater than our current atmospheric readings. CO2 is steroids for plants. They thrive on it!

      You are totally brainwashed and its sad really. So committed to something you know shit about and too damn lazy to actually investigate the crap you are being fed.

      I think your generation refers to it as being IN the matrix.

    64. Re:2020 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is we do not know why it has warmed. A sect of Scientists performed some amazing acrobatics with data and developed a theory that co2 is the cause.

      Uh, you have it exactly backwards. The hypothesis came first, when scientists figured out that the absorption spectrum of greenhouse gases meant that they help keep the surface of the earth warm.

      It was only later that they realized the accumulation of CO2 (which was being produced faster than it could be reassimilated) might cause significant warming. They then started looking for evidence that this was occurring.

      BTW this was decades before Al Gore made his movie or IPCC was formed.

    65. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      We do know why it has warmed. There's no "sect of scientists." Rather, there are thousands of scientists from around the world who have independently verified the cause of the warming.

      There are not many actual climate scientists who reject the theory. Those that do have failed to show that they are correct through their research. They have been trying for years to invalidate the consensus position of 97-99% of all climate scientists, but all their research has failed to do so. So these scientists reject it on faith alone, and contrary to the actual facts.

      I mean, there are actual biologists who reject the theory of evolution. But they are irrelevant because they have no research to back up their opinion. Just like "skeptical" climate scientists.

      I actually used to be completely ignorant of the whole thing, and back then I was an actual skeptic. But then I educated myself about the facts. I recommend that you do the same thing, because right now you are just being a denialist asshole who rejects all facts.

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    66. Re:2020 by sanzibar · · Score: 1

      But then I educated myself about the facts.
      the consensus position of 97-99% of all climate scientists

      lmfao! Sock puppet drops the consensus myth. How many scientist participated? Hundreds, Thousands, Millions?
      http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2010/06/13/the-ipcc-consensus-on-climate-change-was-phoney-says-ipcc-insider/

      Aside from that, the entire premise is absurd and runs counter to any scientific methodology.

      Now crawl back under your rock. Your self humiliation is embarrassing to watch.

    67. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      The scientific consensus on climate change is no myth. It's a simple fact. You won't find a single respected scientific institution which does not accept the AGW theory. Only idiots and hacks ignore the facts and reject it because they find it to be incompatible with their fascist beliefs.

      As for that nonsensical article you are linking to, it's just another example of creationists, I mean climate denialists, doing quote-mining and lying because the truth doesn't support their (your) ideology. Three articles debunking that quote by liar and hack Lawrence Solomon:

      Mike Hulme sets Lawrence Solomon and Marc Morano straight

      The climate consensus: How to take a quote out of context

      Thanks for proving how extremely dishonest and disgusting denialists are. You should be ashamed of yourself for actively lying and doing quote-mining to try and fool others.

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    68. Re:2020 by sanzibar · · Score: 1

      ok cult boy, so where is the proof that co2 causes warming?

      and while your at it, tell me how this is taken out of context. http://junkscience.com/2011/11/28/climategate-2-0-jones-briffa-say-mann-hokey-stick-on-dodgy-ground/

    69. Re:2020 by sanzibar · · Score: 1
      oh and how about this one: http://foia2011.org/index.php?id=253

      Paleo data cannot inform us *directly* about how the climate sensitivity (as climate sensitivity is defined). Note the stressed word

      Quantifying climate sensitivity from real world data cannot even be done using present-day data, including satellite data. If you think that one could do better with paleo data, then you’re fooling yourself.

      skeptic have been saying this all along. Unfortunately, your so called "scientist" can only admit this behind close doors. lmfao.

      i have to start calling you fail boy. lol

    70. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Yawn. Denialist caught lying. Denialist caught quote-mining. Result: Denialist tries to change the subject.

      Yes, those quotes in that link are taken out of context as well. You need to stop blindly reposting right-wing, fascist propaganda.

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    71. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      What about those quote-mines? More lies and quote-mining from denialists. But why are you desperately trying to change the subject? Because I proved that you are wrong and clueless?

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    72. Re:2020 by sanzibar · · Score: 1

      And this is why I call you cult boy. You are so mindlessly brainwashed you cant even see truth when it slaps you in the face.

      You clearly have some issues and suffer psychotic delusions (eg. co2 detrimental to plants!)

      big bad co2 huh. what a fucking dumb ass. bye bye cult boy.

    73. Re:2020 by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Good job. You just ignored everything I wrote, desperately tried to change the subject, and ended up with a short reply which is nothing but a pathetic attempt to save face.

      You can keep lying and deceiving, but you simply can't refute the facts I presented you with, such as the fact that there are no scientific institutions on the entire planet which reject global warming.

      You lose, liar.

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    74. Re:2020 by sanzibar · · Score: 1

      Ha. cult boy - echo of lies. Lay off the crack pipe!

      Its so evident your claim of being a former "skeptic" is such bullshit. If you were, you would understand at least something about the science, would never have claimed co2 is detrimental to plant life and you most certainly would not ignore the thousands of dissenting scientists.

      Thats right - thousands of scientists call bullshit on the theory. Some were even part of the inner circle.

      But you never were a "skeptic". You have always been a fanatic, kool aid drinking, brainwashed cult boy.

      All you know is what they want you to know and you are just fine with that. So enjoy your little cult and remember - you will always be a major fail.

    75. Re:2020 by sanzibar · · Score: 1

      doh!

      put a stick in it. The hockey stick is a complete fraud!

      So grace us with you brilliance and tell us how this is wrong or taken out of context or any other bullshit you may have.
      http://climateaudit.org/2011/12/01/hide-the-decline-plus/
      face it - you have been scammed cult boy!

    76. Re:2020 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > put a stick in it. The hockey stick is a complete fraud!

      Uh, no. The hockey stick is a composite of the best data available. It represents multiple sources as if they were one, but it was intended for a lay audience anyway. It's not like the climatologists don't know what is represented there.

  5. Re:Warms?! by jd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The planet warming WILL result in regions cooling because it disrupts the heat transfer mechanisms. Central Europe cooling would likely be disruption to the trade winds and the Atlantic Conveyer. It is extremely naive to assume that global warming equates to local warming and the fact that your environment is the coldest in 50 years really should have tipped you off.

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  6. Re:So by G_REEPER · · Score: 0, Troll

    I remember all the headlines about New York city would be buried under ice as part of the new ice age to be here by the year 2000. That was in the 70's. So they have a track record for being wrong.:-)

  7. Re:So by Ihmhi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I totally agree! A bunch of scientists were wrong once. Sure, they got more data and reevaluated their models to be more accurate, but since they were wrong once there's no good reason to ever listen to them!

  8. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    >>There's going to be snow on Christmas, and I'm not too sure I like that!

    Me, too, and I live in Australia!

  9. Re:Warms?! by Genda · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In fact increased heat in the system has several counter intuitive effects. This is because increased heat vaporizes more water increasing the length and severity of storm events. More Cat 5 hurricanes, more snow, more floods. Conversely it means frequent and unpredictable changes in weather patterns. This has to do with greater swings in climate, increased frequency of swings. This is what thermodynamicists refer to as a system in purturbation.

    Even the researchers that had objected to global warming now acknowledges its happening. The evidence in incontrovertible. They still argue to the cause, but considering that the year 2011 saw unprecedented production of greenhouse gases (far exceeding even the worst case scenarios), it should now be clear to anyone who doesn't have a personal axe to grind that the climate is in the process of extraordinary change, and that the conditions we rely on to feed 7 billion people are about to get very dicey. It is now time to begin global projects designed to move humanity off of fossil fuel. High altitude wind power, space based solar power, small thorium base reactors, high performance hydrogen fuel cells and advanced power storage technologies could easily cover our need until we perfect fusion. The fundamental impediment has been fighting a fossil fuel corporate monolith which has hijacked our government. Its time for us to take back our future.

  10. Re:So by sosume · · Score: 0

    Don't forget the acid rain!

  11. and... by benthurston27 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Will it also make some places more habitable?

    1. Re:and... by Surt · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, but it won't balance out.
      Canada, roughly the same land area as the US, becomes slightly more habitable as the US becomes less so. But they don't get any more light, so their food-growing seasons never get to be as good as in the US. Same situation applies to China and Russia.
      Plus, you really don't want to find out what happens if that kind of volume of people needs to migrate, particularly when the lands in question belong to different countries. The China/Russia one is particularly exciting to think about. When (and sadly, not if at this point) China and Russia go to war, it is going to affect the whole world.

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    2. Re:and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When (and sadly, not if at this point) China and Russia go to war

      How can you sit there and spew this FUD? What could possibly make you think that you're smart and knowledgeable enough to definitively predict such things?

    3. Re:and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it won't balance out.

      I suspect it probably will; balance is Nature's way. It may not be distributed in the same way, or perhaps there will not be as great an aggregate quantity of plant life, but balance of what remains will almost assuredly happen.
      Whatever the case, clearly we need to migrate into space while we can.

    4. Re:and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China and Russian populations are falling

    5. Re:and... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      You raised many points but the issue with growing food up north is easily (not cheaply) solved. We start growing food indoors with sun lamps. I'm sure we can find some cheap renewable source of energy to power all of them. Things like this might not be economical now but at some point it will be. Or, we move much of our farming to the ocean out on huge floating farms. We will find a way to adapt. We might lose a lot of people in the process but we can adapt.

    6. Re:and... by ducomputergeek · · Score: 2

      If they would goto war it would have more to do with minerals than population as Siberia has a lot of natural resources that a country hell bent on the growth on manufacturing need. There is also an argument that the peoples in Siberia share more in common with the Chinese than the more european Russians west of the Ural. Not to mention they both fought a little known skirmish in 1969 over their border. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinoâ"Soviet_border_conflict

      However, if you had a Russian regime that was relatively weak like the one of Yeltsin I'd think it would be more of a possibility than with Putin in charge. I really don't think the Chinese would want a war with Putin still in charge.

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    7. Re:and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhmm, Canada gets MORE light during the GROWING season than the US.

    8. Re:and... by swalve · · Score: 2

      It will balance according to Nature's idea of balance, not our Puny Human idea of balance. Nature likes to balance out hot, muggy weather with tornadoes, for example.

    9. Re:and... by swalve · · Score: 1

      That's just because rich westerners are buying up all the women. Russian brides and Chinese girl babies. Just wait until the left over men start to get horny.

    10. Re:and... by Chonnawonga · · Score: 2

      No. The point is that weather will get weird. As the global climate warms, weather patterns will break out of their normal negative-feedback-enforced cycles. Freakish temperature streaks, extreme precipitation, drought, and irregular winds will make agriculture much more difficult and unreliable everywhere. For a fun preview of what we're in for, check out the events of 1315-22 in Europe (hint: it's commonly called "The Great Famine").

      The best part is that even if other regions (for example, Canada) have warmer weather, that doesn't mean agriculture will be sustainable there. The topsoil in that part of Canada is thin and highly acidic. You're not going to be growing corn and wheat there no matter what the weather patterns become.

    11. Re:and... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the window is narrower, which is what counts.

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    12. Re:and... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Those are some huge costs you're talking about, and, of course, you're basically crossing your fingers that we can do it before the wars either get us, or render us so technologically poor it is no longer an option.

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    13. Re:and... by Surt · · Score: 1

      How does that help the situation? It might make the nuclear wars more one sided?

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    14. Re:and... by Surt · · Score: 2

      It won't balance out from our perspective for sure. Just like the climate didn't 'balance out' for the dinosaurs after the asteroid hit. Some other race will inherit the earth.

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    15. Re:and... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Well, it's true: there's always some possibility that things could work out. There's just no obvious solution to the problem given our current knowledge of physics that doesn't involve massive amounts of human death. Now that death could be a massive plague in china, and that might not result in war, but that's about the only other way out, and it presumes a plague so virulent that the oppressive government in China can't handle it, which means the whole world is doomed because no one around can put more severe restrictions into place effectively. With that level of population crash, we may as well have had a war, the institutions of the world will collapse. So it's really sunshine and roses whatever path you go down.

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    16. Re:and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but it won't balance out.

      I suspect it probably will; balance is Nature's way

      Nature balances ecosystems, but it doesn't go out of its way to make sure there are constant amounts of arable land. It's quite likely that humans spread throughout the world in large part because the areas they were inhabiting became less fertile. Nature doesn't "owe" us anything-- if balancing the content of the atmosphere against the input of the sun means flooding coastal areas and desertification of croplands, that's what will happen.

      Don't forget, we're living off the fat of a warm interglacial period. Maybe at the end of the last one, humans said "sure, it's getting colder and the glaciers are encroaching year by year, but that's Nature's way!"

      Whatever the case, clearly we need to migrate into space while we can.

      That you even think this is possible given our current level of technology demonstrates that you, my friend, are on drugs.

    17. Re:and... by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Disregarding the other points, don't forget that during the summer the northern regions get a LOT of light during their long days. Alaska is famous for growing huge vegetables during their short growing season. I don't know how this difference in light would change the growth of grains like wheat.

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    18. Re:and... by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      My favorite aphorism: "Mother Nature eats her young."

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    19. Re:and... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      It won't balance out from our perspective for sure. Just like the climate didn't 'balance out' for the dinosaurs after the asteroid hit. Some other race will inherit the earth.

      I for one, will welcome, our small, furry, obese and genetically uniform overlords.

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    20. Re:and... by EsbenMoseHansen · · Score: 1

      How about exports and imports? Russia exports grain, imports electronics, grain, art, whatever? Is that definitely ruled out? ;)

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    21. Re:and... by rochrist · · Score: 1

      Chinese rate of population growth has slowed. The Chinese population is certainly NOT falling.

    22. Re:and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the boreal forest gets new pests as the winters become warmer and don't kill them as effectively during the shorter winters.

    23. Re:and... by tragedy · · Score: 2

      We don't want to lose a lot of people. For one thing, some of the people lost might be ourselves or our families and loved ones. Even if not, mass human tragedy isn't desirable.

    24. Re:and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't you be trading our current temperate zone (which is on a lower latitude with more area) for one higher up (with less area) a pretty stupid trade?

    25. Re:and... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Russia doesn't have enough population to fully develop the lands that would turn arable due to GW, and its population is still declining ever since the fall of the USSR.

    26. Re:and... by EsbenMoseHansen · · Score: 1

      Fine! Import some chinese labour. Or Indian.

      But actually I doubt your tenet of not enough people. It doesn't take that much labor to farm, and that is labor is declining as well.

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    27. Re:and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, icebergs.

    28. Re:and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is absolutely correct, of course; speaking as a Canadian. Friends who've moved further north report that despite the long daylight in the growing season, the vegetables haven't adapted to the short season, so that stuff doesn't get mature, even though it may be large. Furthermore, since length of daylight is more reliable an indicator of seasonality than temperature, many plants time their maturity etc. by that, rather than by temperature, so that raising the temperature will make them unsuited for where they are currently growing happily, without making them any better suited for growing where the temperature is now correct but the season is timed all wrong. For an example take onions; you need to plant onions which are adapted to your latitude, for length of day not for temperature. If you don't, they either stop growing and mature too early, or else never mature at all. If your area gets too hot, either one summer or in general, you're still locked in to the same varieties, you can't plant an onion adapted to a more southerly climate.

    29. Re:and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Objectively speaking, a big unbalance occurred when plants separated a lot of CO2 into carbon and oxygen, and the carbon got sequestered underground, leaving an unstable, high potential energy state; sooner or later, that carbon will get oxidized in some fashion. And as is so frequently the case on our planet, that fashion turns out to be that a species evolved which will do the job by exploiting that energy as its evolutionary niche; and then become, if not completely extinct, at least a minor player in the terrestrial ecology, having exhausted the niche it had exploited when it was the dominant species.
      Hey, life is just nature's way of catalyzing exothermic reactions.

    30. Re:and... by nobodie · · Score: 1

      Agreed, this is just mumbling from someone who has no real time experience in either place.

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  12. Re:Warms?! by sosume · · Score: 1

    Well, maybe if we wouldn't live on this planet with 7 billion people in the first place then all this climate mumbo jumbo wouldn't matter as much. But hey, it's so much better to limit us all than keep the population in check!

  13. Re:So by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who has a track record for being wrong? Can you point to even a single article published in a respectable scientific journal that claimed that?

  14. Just one question... by Statecraftsman · · Score: 2

    Would becoming 'increasingly marginal as a place to live' include the Gulf of Mexico being taken over by a large, year-round, standing hurricane?

    1. Re:Just one question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wind farms! Free Energy! Problem Solved!

    2. Re:Just one question... by swalve · · Score: 1

      Shove it up your ass, Jupiter!

    3. Re:Just one question... by Chonnawonga · · Score: 2

      There's no way to know. What we consider "normal" weather is the product of negative-reinforcement systems. Once climate change breaks us out of those cycles, anything goes. Our ability to model weather isn't nearly sophisticated enough to predict it.

    4. Re:Just one question... by Chonnawonga · · Score: 1

      * "negative-reinforcement" should read "negative-feedback"

    5. Re:Just one question... by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Not that. Hurricanes are somewhat self-limiting over time, because they both depend on warm surface water, and stir the water up to bring less-warm water to the surface. Other things I've read suggest that there will be a general increase in wind shear, which works against hurricanes.

    6. Re:Just one question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just due to the tilt of the earth I doubt that would ever happen. However worsening hurricane seasons are likely since hurricanes are driven by heat energy stored in the tropical regions of the worlds oceans.

  15. Re:Warms?! by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    If you keep having "bloody cold" winters for the next 10 years then you might have something. Otherwise you're just experiencing natural variation.

  16. For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You would do well to consider that flooded server rooms may have an adverse impact on the IT infrastructure.

    Same can be said for production facilities. Take the recent example of Thailand floods causing an hard drive shortage that is steadily driving prices up.

    Adverse weather will only make things gradually more challenging, requiring more technical know-how and workarounds to deal with it.

    1. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by siddesu · · Score: 5, Informative

      Give credit where it is due, Chicken Little, Thailand floods are purely anthropogenic in nature -- a result of deforestation, bad farming practices and non-existing city planning, not global warming.

    2. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by riverat1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      All of those things are true but it's true that there was a record amount of rainfall as well.

    3. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by siddesu · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It is true that there has been a lot of rain, but the only people who say it is due to the global warming so far that I am aware of are the Thai politicians who are asking for aid money. If you've seen something more than that, please post it, it would be an interesting read.

    4. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by riverat1 · · Score: 3, Informative
    5. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by siddesu · · Score: 1

      I did not find much on Thai monsoons in the paper, but the predictions seem to be (from the abstract) that:

      1. there is increased runoff and risk of flooding in early spring, but increased risk of drought in summer, especially over continental areas

      2. with more precipitation per unit of upward motion in the atmosphere, i.e. ‘more bang for the buck’, atmospheric circulation weakens, causing monsoons to falter

      On a first read that sounds like the opposite of what's happening in Thailand right now -- if I am not mistaken the rainfall was caused by the monsoon. Also, it seems that while the heavy rainfall this year is, indeed, exceptionally high, it is not unheard of. Similar amounts of rain have fallen 4 or 5 times during the 20th century, according to the rain data (the data source is quoted as thai govt weather service).

      So, while there is probably some contribution, it is quite hard to blame the flood on the global warming yet.

    6. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by TeknoHog · · Score: 2

      Thailand floods are purely anthropogenic in nature -- a result of deforestation, bad farming practices and non-existing city planning, just like global warming.

      FTFY.

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    7. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by siddesu · · Score: 1

      Thanks, but I fail to see the need for the "fix". Maybe you can elaborate?

    8. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1, Troll

      Kevin Trenberth has been caught more than once telling bald-faced lies, even to fellow researchers, about possible weather effects of climate change. He simply has no credibility anymore as a scientist. Please don't quote him again as a source unless you want people to laugh at you.

    9. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by tp1024 · · Score: 1

      And they are merely the worst in 50 years. Meaning, they should have been prepared. Much worse than what we are seeing on TV has happened there in the past. Same goes for NY and Irene or NO and Katrina.

    10. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by TeknoHog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At first, your post seemed to imply that global warming is not anthropogenic. That's a pretty strong statement, and of course it would be equally bold for me to say the exact opposite. Nevertheless, I've got the impression that all of these things are connected in a complex cycle of feedback loops. I think you are technically right, in that there are more direct connections between those local causes and local effects, compared to simply global warming. But even those are IMHO part of the big picture of climate change.

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    11. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no evidence that city planning, deforestation and bad farming practices are human caused. Keep that hoaxy shit away from this.

    12. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by microbox · · Score: 1, Interesting

      that I am aware of are the Thai politicians who are asking for aid money.

      By that impeccable logic, your parent post was a Thai politician.

      Talk about arrogant. "If they complain, it is because they want aid money." How about not having their home destroyed by people who couldn't give a shit about anyone else except themselves?

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    13. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by siddesu · · Score: 1

      Yes, these are all products of intelligent design.

    14. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      A good thing Chris Landsea seems to have changed his mind on the topic since then.

    15. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by siddesu · · Score: 1

      If you re-read my post while skillfully applying your excellent knowledge of logic, you'll realize I am not saying anything of the stuff you accuse me of saying. Have a nice day.

    16. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by statichead · · Score: 1

      Job security.

      Adverse weather usually does make things more challenging, thats the nature of adversity. Changing weather is nothing new on this planet. The only place that this information is relevant is your wallet. Watch where the money flows.

    17. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it is time to rethink were we build certain facilities. Like why they want to run an oil pipeline from Canada down to Texas. Why don't we just build a refinery (or a few) in Eastern Montana or North Dakota.

    18. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "A good thing Chris Landsea seems to have changed his mind on the topic since then."

      [citation needed]

    19. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got the impression that all of these things are connected...there are more direct connections between those local causes and local effects... But even those are IMHO part of the big picture of climate change.

      So, removing the excess verbiage, you appear to be saying that a failure to plan a city's water management is part of the "big picture of climate change"?

      I think you slightly over-exaggerate things here. You should have read the discussion between GP and someone else on thepredictions and evidence for the AGW impact above. You would have learned that the predictions that are made -- namely for "monsoons faltering" and "wetter dry season/drier wet season" -- are exactly the opposite of what's happening. You would also have realized that while the flood is huge, it is by no means exceptional, similar floods being observed several times before the onset of AGW in the 80s.

      But I guess reading is hard work for AGW trolls, and comprehension is not even on the horizon. The most important thing is your impression.

    20. Re:For those that dismiss these news as irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say flood the IT infrastructure. We will all be better off. I will not miss any of you.

  17. Re:bs by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    Wanna bet!

  18. Re:So by riverat1 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I remember all the headlines about New York city would be buried under ice as part of the new ice age to be here by the year 2000.

    [citation needed]

  19. Not only that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Scientists aren't taking into account that our Solar System actually orbits around another Solar System some call The Milky Way Galaxy and none have taken into consideration that passing nearby celeastial bodies as well as passing through regions of devious electromagnetic and other phenomenon would surely influence our Solar sun in ways that would pass said influence onto the planets in orbin including Earth.

    There is just too much "new" to ever call any matter as predictable. I think the Geothermal activity is causing more global warming than anything in the atmosphere. Comparing another Planet like Mars to Earth is an example how Mar even with a dead core is much more habitable than Planet Earth because Earth has so-much sea water insulating the the hot core from scorching the surfact. Foremost, it's already a known fact that Planet Earth is experiencing Global Warming just like all the other planets whom are having much more detectable levels of erupting volcanoes so that is proof alone that there is some thing influencing the Solar System much more than Carbon output.

    1. Re:Not only that... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it's entertaining to read you guys who don't have a clue what you're talking about.

    2. Re:Not only that... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      My thought after reading was... "Wonder what the poster does for a living?" ...and I'm sure you know why. :)

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    3. Re:Not only that... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Yep, I doubt it's astronomy or geology.

    4. Re:Not only that... by Schmorgluck · · Score: 1

      Astrology or geomancy, maybe?

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    5. Re:Not only that... by Bramlet+Abercrombie · · Score: 1

      that is an insult to astrologers and geomancers everywhere.

    6. Re:Not only that... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Scientists aren't taking into account that our Solar System actually orbits around another Solar System some call The Milky Way Galaxy and none have taken into consideration that passing nearby celeastial bodies as well as passing through regions of devious electromagnetic and other phenomenon would surely influence our Solar sun in ways that would pass said influence onto the planets in orbin including Earth.

      There is just too much "new" to ever call any matter as predictable. I think the Geothermal activity is causing more global warming than anything in the atmosphere. Comparing another Planet like Mars to Earth is an example how Mar even with a dead core is much more habitable than Planet Earth because Earth has so-much sea water insulating the the hot core from scorching the surfact. Foremost, it's already a known fact that Planet Earth is experiencing Global Warming just like all the other planets whom are having much more detectable levels of erupting volcanoes so that is proof alone that there is some thing influencing the Solar System much more than Carbon output.

      Scientists also don't take into account the number of times the Illuminati has met last year or the number of fanless DC-8's that have been seen climbing out of volcanos.

      And nobody, but nobody has calculated the likely effects of the Flying Spaghetti Monster being fatally doused in Parmesan Cheese. That alone just has me totally flabbergasted.

      Science. It's not just for dinner anymore.

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    7. Re:Not only that... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      that is an insult to astrologers and geomancers everywhere.

      Probably a meteorologist.

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  20. Re:Warms?! by Stormthirst · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Would help if there weren't so many left wing nut jobs (read: Republicans) telling the world that abortion is murder, and religious fools (read: The Vatican) that contraception is a sin.

  21. Because we all should live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At an average mean and equal temperature, yes? I mean, every location on the planet should have the same temperature range, right? We would not want anyone to have to migrate to another area to live, because of course our ancestors never had to do that, right?

  22. Re:So by riverat1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the same IPCC that said we wouldn't have any glaciers by 2010, or icesheets, or that the northwest passage would be open to traffic(never mind it's been open to traffic since it was first charted). Or that there would never be snow again on various mountains, and so on and so forth. Or that we'd all be dead what was it this year? Or is it next year? I can never keep it straight with all these doomsday predictions from all these environmental groups, and government backed organizations.

    Reading fail. The IPCC never said we wouldn't have glaciers or ice sheets by 2010. I'd be willing to put my whole retirement savings up to bet you can't back that statement up (and I'm 59 years old so I have some). I wouldn't call requiring a heavy duty ice breaker to get through the northwest passage in less than a couple of years "open to traffic".

    Guys like you never examine the projected time frames on IPCC (and other climate scientists) statements very carefully. You think everything's going to happen in the next 5 or 10 years and if it's longer than that you don't think it's worth worrying about.

  23. Past the tipping point by ndogg · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think we've past the tipping point already. At the least, I don't think we can change our habits enough to prevent climate change at this point, so...

    I think we need to start planning for the aftermath of all of this, and do as much as we can in preparation for those changes. Unfortunately I don't think we will, and all I can see is a lot of people needlessly suffering for it all.

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    #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    1. Re:Past the tipping point by jd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      James Lovelock, the grandfather of geoplanetary science, agrees with you. I'm not inclined to argue the point with him, since he has been right on every prediction so far and is the inventor of the best model we have of how planetary systems work.

      My argument is the same one as it has always been - the top 2% of the population are Mensa-level, which means we've 140,000,000 geniuses planet-wide. That is more than adequate, provided they have the education and the resources, to prepare humanity for what is inevitable and to prevent what is inevitable from being any worse. That's not even including those who are brilliant in ways IQ cannot measure, so you might need to double or triple the brainpower that can be let loose on this.

      You'd need to be willing to spend money. Over the next ten years, the US would need to double its debt just to educate its own. I did the calculation for that a while back on Slashdot for those interested in how I got that figure. However, it could be done. You just have to want to.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    2. Re:Past the tipping point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But is there inventive for them to want to? the world may actually be better off with a few billion less people.. grant it the infrastructure will be messed up but that can be fixed.. of course there is the other possibility that this is lack of motivation is planned and they want to see the choas and mayhem that will follow so they can reap the rewards.

    3. Re:Past the tipping point by MrHanky · · Score: 0

      The economy was perfectly capable of destroying itself with the help of economists like Bjørn Lomborg. Perhaps you should take his predictions for what they are: nonsense.

    4. Re:Past the tipping point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The result of in-breeding genius is autism. Try again.

    5. Re:Past the tipping point by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      My only concern with that point of view is that there will be no "aftermath". An aftermath is defined as the state after the calamity, but unless we take action to STOP AGW, it won't stall by itself.

      Yes, it may be impossible to avoid some measure of global warming. It then becomes a matter of how much we can avoid. Only after we have stopped it can we seriously consider living with what we've gotten ourselves into.

    6. Re:Past the tipping point by tgd · · Score: 1

      I think we've past the tipping point already.

      Most climatologists, at least privately, agree with you. So do most climate models.

      But the reality of the situation is that such a large percentage of the population has been brainwashed into distrusting science, they're stuck in a position of trying to downplay the reality as much as possible, to get *some* people to listen, while the reality is worse.

    7. Re:Past the tipping point by tgd · · Score: 1

      No amount of money can properly educate a population being raised by incompetent, ignorant parents.

      You need to shift the culture enough that children aren't coddled for being ignorant, aren't made to feel like they're a not a failure when they fail, and parents pushing children to appreciate the power and value being really educated brings.

      We're a VERY long ways away from that now, and money can't fix it.

    8. Re:Past the tipping point by swalve · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wouldn't trust the smartest 2% of the people I know to build a shed, much less even understand a problem as complicated as global energy dynamics.

    9. Re:Past the tipping point by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      Dude/duddette:

      I was in Mensa. Big whoop. There is no correlation with being in the top two and being right, nor with being a genius and being right, for that matter.

      "Over the next ten years, the US would need to double its debt just to educate its own."

      *FIFTEEN TRILLION* dollars on education? Up yours.

    10. Re:Past the tipping point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn religious people need to stop using end-of-the-world crap to scare people into believing the same shit they do. It was bad enough when christians were doing it.

    11. Re:Past the tipping point by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That's not even including those who are brilliant in ways IQ cannot measure, so you might need to double or triple the brainpower that can be let loose on this.

      More to the point, it doesn't take into consideration that IQ is a flexible thing that can change as a person gains (or loses, for that matter) brain cells and connections. Thinking of IQ as a static thing is an archaic view without evidence to back it up.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    12. Re:Past the tipping point by witherstaff · · Score: 2

      I agree with you, I have an I R Smart membership card too. Many people don't automatically reach any sort of consensus regardless of facts. The bulletin and various SIGs can make slashdot look like tame sometimes. The nation voted in O who I consider to be a pretty smart guy and his hope and change platform just carried on what Bush had done. While I usually want someone smart running things, unfortunately smart AND not in the pocket of outside interests is probably very hard to find.

    13. Re:Past the tipping point by HiThere · · Score: 1

      That's oversimplifying. We're definitely past some tipping points, but there are some that we haven't passed yet. It's not like there was just one.

      E.g., coral could still survive. We aren't definitively past the point at which the species become extinct. But the Great Barrier Reef has probably had it. That's two minor tipping points right there.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    14. Re:Past the tipping point by khallow · · Score: 1

      I think we've past the tipping point already. At the least, I don't think we can change our habits enough to prevent climate change at this point, so...

      And I don't see a cost/benefit analysis to determine whether we should change our habits. Hand wringing over vague problems isn't particularly helpful or healthy.

      I think we need to start planning for the aftermath of all of this, and do as much as we can in preparation for those changes. Unfortunately I don't think we will, and all I can see is a lot of people needlessly suffering for it all.

      One way to do this is to build a flexible society, such as is present in most of the developed world. In the US, for example, the general population moves, as I recall, once every six years on the average. That means that even if the US isn't at all prepared, it can still move vast numbers of people around quickly, which is a key issue in global warming scenarios.

    15. Re:Past the tipping point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not even including those who are brilliant in ways IQ cannot measure

      Plant chlorophyll and accessory pigments don't absorb the entire spectrum, but solar panels can. That means it can be thermodynamically more efficient to turn sunlight into electricity, and use that to power grow lights.

      That's relevant because parts of the world where the climate is already too harsh to grow food outdoors, can in fact grow it using artificial light indoors. With continuous crops and harvesting year round, the only limit on the amount of food is the availability of electricity.

      Imagine a simple building like a warehouse being used to grow more food than the same sized greenhouse could, with little or no pesticides and less water usage than a regular farm. That's because temperatures and leaf evaporation can be kept in an ideal range, and everything can be compartmentalized to prevent the spread of diseases.

    16. Re:Past the tipping point by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      Perhaps you should cite some valid, supported reason for believing so. Without that, it is your statement that can only be taken for nonsense.

    17. Re:Past the tipping point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's far more important to make sure that the 1% don't incur any onerous taxes. We need to cut, cut, cut our budget, even if it means sending our general population back to third-world status. The 1% are entitled, and we MUST deliver.

    18. Re:Past the tipping point by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      The members of Mensa are not necessarily representative of people who qualify for membership -- speaking as someone who does, and is not a member, and did once attend a meeting when I was in high school. I assume you just forgot the citation for your claim, of course.

      I'd be a little wary of the prescriptions of any one economist; it seems that you can find an economist to fit any political tilt.

    19. Re:Past the tipping point by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      OK, how about this, a verifiable and proven correct statement: economics is hogwash, and Bjørn Lomborg is as much a scientist as a dead squirrel is. You choose to believe him for pure ideological reasons, as that's what economists are dealing in: ideology.

    20. Re:Past the tipping point by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      I have yet to see a single major climate change pusher start screaming for geoengineering. Which at this point unless killing off 90% of the human race is your goal, is the only hope we have.

    21. Re:Past the tipping point by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "OK, how about this, a verifiable and proven correct statement: economics is hogwash, and BjÃrn Lomborg is as much a scientist as a dead squirrel is. You choose to believe him for pure ideological reasons, as that's what economists are dealing in: ideology."

      "Economics is hogwash" is a "proven correct statement"? Where is your evidence? That's just more unsupported rhetoric.

      On the other hand, I did not claim he was a scientist at all. You are the only one who brought that subject up. And while I agree that economics is not a hard science, it is hardly "hogwash".

      I believed him because his calculations appeared to be valid. Not because of some "ideology". Note that my comment was only about costs involved, and had nothing to do with whether AGW is a valid theory or not. In fact the calculations were based on the assumption that AGW models are correct. Worst-case, even.

    22. Re:Past the tipping point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that smart people exist has no bearing on what humanity can achieve. The power is firmly in the hands of people who desire power, ie. those with sociopathic tendencies. It is pathologically impossible for that kind of person to do something that is good for the humanity at large.

    23. Re:Past the tipping point by blackbeak · · Score: 1

      Uhm, his hope and change platform was driven by surveys and analysis of what the majority would get behind. Of course, once elected O gave them change by changing from his stated course to following the old agenda. Yes, he's smart. Like a fox.

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      Everything and its opposite is true. Get used to it.
    24. Re:Past the tipping point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is NO fcuking tipping point! Can't believe how so many /. people are so ignorant of science and have no critical thinking skills!

    25. Re:Past the tipping point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we need to start planning for the aftermath of all of this,

      Aftermath? There won't be any. The climate is an ongoing system which changes constantly, there is no "before" or "after".

      This is not a Hollywood movie, where the right combination of plot elements makes the Global Warming Come and Get Us.

    26. Re:Past the tipping point by Meski · · Score: 1

      You say sceptical like it's a bad thing. I'm not surprised that those that think about things, rather than 'believe' in them, are inclined to scepticism. Given population problems, we probably shouldn't encourage things that tend to increase world population (like completely eradicating hunger) Callous? Perhaps. Pragmatic? Definitely.

  24. Weird Weather by MPAB · · Score: 4, Funny

    Publicity for Ubuntu 16.04 or around.

    1. Re:Weird Weather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought they were going to name that one Wiry Wallaby or something.

    2. Re:Weird Weather by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      15.04 Virtuoso Velociraptor...
      15.10 Wiggly Wallaby...
      16.04 Xintillating Xenomorph...

      After we get to the ZZ, we're going to start over at AAA (Amorous Anesthetized Anteater), then Bellicose Bewildered Bonobo. Weirdly Weathered Wallaroo will be 29.04, of course.

      (The first three on my list are all actual names among those which have been proposed for Ubuntu development codenames. I don't want to know as much about this subject as I now do. I Googled 'Ubuntu development codenames' and feel curiously the poorer for an answer.)

      --
      Who is John Cabal?
  25. Re:In spite of the data? by riverat1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    And 10 years has what to do with climate trends? Not much. A recent paper by Santer et. al. calculated the signal (climate) to noise (weather/natural variation) ratio for climate trends. For 10 years the S/N ratio is less than 1. They found it takes 17 years to be sure the signal is greater than the noise.

  26. I live in the North-West of Scotland. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We already have weird weather. It's the end of November and it's 15C outside (I can't put a degree symbol because the slashdot janitors have made an arse od input parsing). It reached a deep low of about 8C earlier in the month. During the summer, the temperature varied between -2C and 26C in July.

    Yesterday I was seeing wind speeds of up to 90mph in gusts and 60mph sustained, and today it is flat calm. In January we normally see sustained 120mph winds, but this year they were only about 90mph.

    Although it's flat calm and warm and sunny now, in as little as ten minutes the weather could go to a hailstorm with high winds and the cloudbase at about treetop height, then clear up just as soon as it came.

    Up here, this is all perfectly normal. It's just what it's like here.

    "Weird weather", is it? Well, we'll see.

    1. Re:I live in the North-West of Scotland. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "I can't put a degree symbol because the slashdot janitors have made an arse of input parsing)"

      (Fixed the minor typo.) I agree. Slashdot supports certain HTML tags, some of them deprecated even, but doesn't support common HTML coded characters. Which is just plain weird. It means their back-end code is doing things that are unnecessary, in the way of "sanitizing" input.

      Well... what are you going to do? Slashdot is slashdot. With all of its plentiful warts.

    2. Re:I live in the North-West of Scotland. by lexman098 · · Score: 1

      I like how you use celsius and miles per hour.

    3. Re:I live in the North-West of Scotland. by Nemyst · · Score: 2

      Some parts of the world already have highly fluctuating weather. That's just how it is.

      What would happen is that more parts of the world would get fluctuating weather, and those that already do would have it worse.

    4. Re:I live in the North-West of Scotland. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      A lot of countries don't use all one or the other. In some countries people measure their height in meters, but weigh themselves in pounds. They measure drinks in liters, but gas in gallons. In fact, the US is starting to move that way as well. People tend to go with whatever is most convenient.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    5. Re:I live in the North-West of Scotland. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would happen is that more parts of the world would get fluctuating weather, and those that already do would have it worse.

      We'd probably all resort to deep-frying mars bars and eating sheep's intestine.

    6. Re:I live in the North-West of Scotland. by Ruie · · Score: 1

      Yesterday I was seeing wind speeds of up to 90mph in gusts and 60mph sustained, and today it is flat calm. In January we normally see sustained 120mph winds, but this year they were only about 90mph.

      120mph winds ? Your aerospace industry must be top-notch.

    7. Re:I live in the North-West of Scotland. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Deep fried mars bars? That sounds disgusting, who the hell does that?

  27. Re:Ah yeah by riverat1 · · Score: 2

    Global warming is encompassed in climate change, as is weird weather. You can disbelieve all you want but the climate doesn't care.

  28. Re:Warms?! by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A destroyed climate is as bad for a hundred people as it is for 7 billion, so it would matter exactly as much.

    Limit you all? LIMIT? Necessity is the mother of invention. If you feel limited by a need to invent, you're on the wrong site. Besides, what are these "limits" of which you speak? You can reduce pollution by increasing efficiency. Increased efficiency means you get more out for the same amount in (since you can't violate the law of conservation of matter and energy and therefore what would be pollutants are now something useful instead). That sounds like a recipe for profits, not limits.

    Moving off coal and adopting nuclear fission (for now, fusion later) doesn't LIMIT you. You get much more power on the grid for less fuel and much less pollution. The miners won't be getting lung cancer or blown up in methane explosions, so saving lives and cutting medical (and rescue) expenses, all at the same time. Those freed-up people, if educated and retrained, could be a marvelous resource to tap into. The mistake made by many shifts in industry is to neglect the fact that humans are a powerful and valuable resource. Ignoring them limits your scope for imagination, exploration and development.

    And let's examine that for a moment. Here's thousands, if not tens of thousands, of opportunities to try new things, explore new ideas and grow. Who but a fool would call that a limit?

    Use the potential that change brings! Ignoring it and wasting it won't stop it, but it will limit what good can come from it.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  29. I can see the weirdness by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

    I'm in New York north of NYC, and Hurricane Irene passed through in August this year with rain the likes of which I have never seen outside of Florida. Then we had over 6 inches of snow before Halloween. Neither of which I have seen in my 40+ years of living here. Also, another strange thing I noticed; when I was a young kid all the leaves were off the trees by oct 31st, but that is getting later and later. Now it's at end of November early December before the trees are bare. In fact there are still quite a few leaves on the trees now. I am not sure why that is. When that early snow storm came through, it was a disaster because if the snow sticking to the leaves and making branches very heavy. We had widespread power loss. Lastly, spring and fall are very short now in terms of temperature. So indeed it think the weirdness has begun.

    1. Re:I can see the weirdness by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm in New York north of NYC, and Hurricane Irene passed through in August this year with rain the likes of which I have never seen outside of Florida.

      Your memory is too short, grasshopper: In August of 1955, hurricane Dianne dumped almost double the peak amount of rain (24 inches) on your region as compared to hurricane Irene, and the consequences were likewise notable. And no-one, not even the truest climate change believers, are blaming Hurricane Dianne on CO2. Every once in a while, it is normal for a hurricane to do exactly that -- drop a bunch of water on the NY/PA region. It doesn't mean that we're experiencing climate change. It just means a hurricane followed an inconvenient track, while doing exactly what hurricanes always do. Again.

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      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    2. Re:I can see the weirdness by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 1

      Devil's advocate. Irene was NYC Region's Katrina. The storm that everyone who didn't have their head in a hole had been expecting. It was one of the reasons I was hesitant to seriously consider moving there after college. NYC gets an Irene like storm every 60-75 years and I knew it was due from past statistical records.

      Everything else? I'll have to take your word on. Not all weirdness is weird, but sometimes weirdness is just weirdness.

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      by Anonymous Coward: I, for one, welcome the shift from car analogies to pizza analogies. um.. overlords?
    3. Re:I can see the weirdness by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "NYC gets an Irene like storm every 60-75 years and I knew it was due from past statistical records."

      I admit that I am nitpicking a bit, but at our current level of technology, predicting storms like Irene in advance of more than a few days is haphazard at best. For practical purposes, one can call it random.

      Which means that your prediction that a major storm was "due", is nothing more than a very slightly modified version of The Gambler's Fallacy.

      One should not make life choices based on such spurious "reasons"... unless it is your intention to avoid all such possible risks, no matter how slight. In which case you should probably move to Utah or Arizona, or some other such non-coastal region with no tornadoes and few earthquakes.

    4. Re:I can see the weirdness by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Which means that your prediction that a major storm was "due", is nothing more than a very slightly modified version of The Gambler's Fallacy

      Still better be ready for the hurricane.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  30. Re:Warms?! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Years ago I climbed mount Bogong in February and there was a patch of snow close to the summit.

  31. More heat more water by riverat1 · · Score: 0

    Because of global warming there is more heat in the atmosphere and more water vapor as well. That will lead to more energetic weather. This is an expected result.

    1. Re:More heat more water by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

      It will also lead to additional cooling. This is also an expected result. It's a feedback loop. One of many.

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    2. Re:More heat more water by Troed · · Score: 1

      ... but it hasn't happened. A bunch of models predict it will happen, but there's no data yet to show that the models are correct.

      You do know how the scientific method works, I hope?

      http://policlimate.com/tropical/

    3. Re:More heat more water by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "This is an expected result."

      No, it is not. We have records of periods that were warmer than now, and even warmer than it is projected to be for 100 years or so. Much of that data is from things such as tree rings and sediment, which are sensitive to seasonal weather. And there is NO significant evidence that the weather was more "extreme" during those warmer periods.

    4. Re:More heat more water by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      I don't think you can make much of a case that it has been significantly warmer than it is now since the end of the Eemian interglacial around 115,000 years ago.

    5. Re:More heat more water by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      And your point is? I am waiting for it.

  32. Re:Ah yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, people are too busy rebuilding their homes after tornadoes or worry about rising sea levels that will swallow their houses to believe in something as absurd as all that.

  33. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Of course! I mean, it's OBVIOUS to anyone with eyes that a medium-term cooling trend means warming is going on - ahem, did you forget to mention it's the hottest year on record? Any climate scientist worth his salt has computer simulations that would predict that and many other potentialities.

    But I have to criticize your well-meaning retort which has sadly missed the mark. I'm here to help. I know what I'm about to say will be a tough pill, but I hope you will read it all and modulate your approach.

    First of all, your meme is antiquated: it's "Climate Change" now. Even accidentally using the word "warming" could make people wonder whether we've got a clue about what's going on when you combine: the atmosphere, water cycle, dynamic solar radiation output, orbital wobble, stardust, magnetic field change, clouds, vegetation rotting on a planetary scale, volcanism, oceanic flows, etc - and then pile on the overwhelming inputs from man-made sources that dwarf all the rest. Only when you sufficiently take all of that into account and countless other variables would one be able to accurately predict the climate.

    ** BUT WE KNOW **! That's what you have to always stress in these conversations. We hold the one and only truth, our mathematical models for climate are practically world simulators. That's our secret weapon, we have the facts about settled climate science. 9 out of 10 our scientists agree, that's enough for me! The words "Climate Change" properly convey the complexity of our thoughts and the always-expanding sophistication of our computer models. The word 'warm' is no longer politically correct and must be removed from your vocabulary.

    I'd also like to urge you to elevate the conversation more when you're making your points. If you've even got a prayer of changing the insufferable skeptics' minds, you must pepper in louder insults against their intelligence and add many more exclamation marks on your sentences with ALLCAPS!! Shame is a tool, you should feel no shame about shaming the bleary-eyed sheeple! Yell louder until they take notice!!!!

    "Extremely naive"? Are you kidding me, is that all you've got? That is almost ... FRIENDLY talk! That piece of eurotrash garbage you deign to graciously instruct might have just walked away with a smile! What you gotta do is really shank the (holocaust) deniers in the back and twist it and then break it off! Maybe you were in a hurry when you wrote this, but for godssakes, we're talking about Gaia in crisis! We could literally have months before the seas evaporate! The computer models predict a very sharp spike in planetary temperatures approx. 5-75 years from now!!!!!!!

    I just wanted to close by saying that we believe in you and we're pulling for you. Please, PLEASE become the bigmouth, hand-wringing, eco-religious, professorial douche you were born to be - it's for our own good!!!!!!!!!!

  34. I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by lexsird · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seriously, here it is.

    We engage the warp drive on the hemp production. We will suck every drop of carbon out of the atmosphere with it. Seriously, we have our number one oxygen scrubber growling like a weed. Once upon a time hemp grew like a weed. It was a damn weed and it would grow out of control. It's a pain in the ass if you want to grow corn crops. It makes great rope, in fact we enacted farmers to grow hemp for the war effort. Then we said...no..no more hemp.

    It seems the cotton industry hated it. Here is a WEED that people go grab for fibers then that they could weave for themselves cloths and such. Coupled with corn farmers they lobbied it as an evil South of the border thing. And they did their best to eradicate it. It also turned out that the jazz and blues musicians were smoking it in all of those wrong kind of places to be seen at as a decent Christian sort. They were able to demonize it even more with their lobbyists. Preachers thundered on about it, etc.

    But lets look at the facts of the matter. This plant has some amazing qualities to it aside from deer and rabbits wanting to eat it like it's a delicacy to them. The seeds of this are from what I understand can be distilled into a petroleum. Yes, I thought that as well. Petroleum? Seriously?

    Petro is a hydrocarbon. Correct? What do we have floating about fucking up our atmosphere? Carbon? What thrives on this stuff in the air? Plants? How about a plant that will chew this stuff up and store that carbon in it's seeds as energy for it's babies. Imagine harvesting those seeds for that hydrocarbon? Then you have a very strong fiber resulting from the harvest as well. There are various grades of this fiber to work with. First being very long strong straight strands, then of course pulp fiber which can be pressed into parchment paper such as what the US Constitution is wrote on. Imagine the image quality of a high quality ink printer photo on a paper that ages like our Constitution. I can't get that at Office Max, can you? Let me know if you do, I want to print off pirate maps on some. Arrgh!

    Here is the solution. You legalize and authorize hemp production in the US. It has to be licensed and monitored by the Ag department, not the DEA. Don't worry, stoners will not be growing weed in it or near it. They will cry if they do because it will be allowed to massively pollinate with Midwestern native hemp, which will drop the THC levels into the ditch weed category. Not to mention it will become seedy as FUCK. Everyone hates seedy pot. If you go to smoke pot and there is a seed in the pipe or the joint, BOOM! I have seen seeds blow up in a pot pipe someone was smoking and blow all the pot out of it and give them a face full of burning weed. It wasn't like a grenade, it just startles the living crap out of them when it happens. As a kid, I would get a seed, hollow out the tobacco of a cigarette, drop a big fat juicy seed in it, then repack it. We've all sabotaged a smoker like that before, right?

    As I digress...

    Those same "blow the fuck up in your face, so you better clean them out, NOOB" seeds are the ones that you run through a high pressure roller press and collect the oil. We also have to do this scientifically to appease the most staunch of skeptics. First, it has to be grown by using a strong composing, we can do this by processing a lot of our waste. We can let it process a trashy swampy sewer-ed field into clay, instead of devouring crop land. You just have to engineer the fields according with EPA standards for a land fill situation. It's called, get out the bulldozers time and do some serious earth moving.

    We can do some genetic experimentation with this to tweak it to grow insanely big and fast. Plants are amazingly fun to mess with on a genetic level, we have been doing it for quite a time now. We used to call it "breeding". There are an amazing variety of this plant that we can cross breed with. Take for example there is a breed of it in italy that grows 6 inches I day, I would say couple that with so

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    1. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What would be better than hemp (at least, as a foundation) would be algae and bamboo.

      I'm not anti-hemp, but let's look at some facts. Fact, bamboo can be grown on crappy, dirty water. Fact, there's a strain of bamboo for almost every climate. Fact, bamboo is fast-growing and has more mass than hemp where you can grow the right varieties; one planting of many types is said to essentially fix all the excess carbon floating about above that land area. We can use it for many purposes, just like hemp. It's far more useful as a building material, which is very handy because in order to actually sequester carbon with plants you have to cut them down and bury them, or build stuff out of them. Allowing it to compost itself back to the land causes it to release most of its carbon back into the atmosphere which does not help us at all.

      As for algae, we have enough unused desert land in the USA to replace all of our fuel oil consumption with biodiesel from algae using technology proven at Sandia NREL in the 1980s. That technology was believed to be profitable by the time diesel fuel hit $3/gallon. This is of course dependent on getting permits from the BLM to grow the algae there. You can get permits for coal or oil but not for solar, so algae is probably out of the question as well unless we make some fundamental changes in our society. I could see Africa getting on board if they weren't being fucked by everyone in turn.

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    2. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Go ahead an enjoy smoking your bamboo.

    3. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Go ahead an enjoy smoking your bamboo.

      You first. No, really, I must insist.

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    4. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Splab · · Score: 1

      Show me medicinal qualities from bamboo rivalising those of hash and you got a deal.

    5. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you misunderstand. The GP doesn't care about that. The GP wants to get high.

    6. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by lexsird · · Score: 1

      Indeed, viable solutions. As far as the composting process we haven't began to tap the energy potentials. We waste so much methane into the atmosphere that we should be harvesting. Sewer plants have insanely high levels of methane about them, at least the ones I have seen working do. We need to seriously do the "mad max beyond thunderdome" thing with hog lot slop. Swine produce crazy amounts of biological soups, so do we for that fact. It's disgusting, but that stench is potential energy that should be contained, processed in a highly efficient manor. Methane extractors, I need to look into them I guess.

      Another factor that we keep ignoring is our own concrete footprint on the planet. We have set out so many heat sinks on the surface that we have to be effecting over all tempratures. Let me explain, I live in a small town, of about 8 thousand, I can take a quick drive out to the country side. It's far cooler in the country than in town in the Summer. All of that concrete, buildings etc gather a collective heat. This isn't dissipated as it should be like it would be with photosynthesis cooking along in it's spot. Have you ever been out in the deep thick green woods? It's cool inside them. Cooler I should say. But if you head deep into a thick growth, you will find plenty of shade and a canopy above you eating up all of that energy.

      We need to foliate the surface, take structure underground. We can adapt plenty of lighting options to naturally light our subterranean environments. Much of what we deal with would be better protected, insulated and heated from the ground temperature. Storms will become an annoyance instead of deadly. One could build observatories above it, a tower so to speak and it should be tall, but take up a low sun facing footprint. It can be like a tall tree, so to speak. One needs its for one's arrays.

      Think of it as a subtractive process of engineering, Minecraft for real life.

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    7. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a delicious food when cooked properly.

    8. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Surt · · Score: 1

      You understand that as soon as you combust the hemp that you convert to hydrocarbons, you're netting nothing, right? That the reason our co2 is shooting up right now is because we're burning the sequester that was done by prehistoric plants?

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    9. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 2

      Wants to get high, justifies possible aid to global climate change.

      Quite similar to a person with a vested interest in ethanol once told me. Ethanol is carbon negative! Take the corn kernels and make ethanol. What do you do with the cob and stalks? He didn't know, but you could do something with them as they are made from carbon pulled from the air. There you go, more carbon stored than burned. Therefore, make and burn more ethanol by building plants made by the company he works for.

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    10. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Fact, there's a strain of bamboo for almost every climate."

      Uh... no. If you could get any kind of bamboo to do more than barely survive in the climate of my state, you would probably be in the running for a Nobel prize. And no, it isn't Alaska.

    11. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by lexsird · · Score: 1

      Of course, but I don't want to burn it like gasoline, it can be refined to better fuel than that can't it? Let me put it this way, I don't want to use petroleum as the foundation of our internal combustion systems. We can convert another fuel to those with a proper carburetor converter. We should be sparking a nice clean Hydrogen Oxygen explosion for that. We need hydrolysis technology to get up to speed pronto. We need to get "Tesla" on it.

      Of course you burn it, but you of course contain your carbon. How's that going to happen? Well, you do it in a high efficient burn environment where you can extrapolate all exhaust through a recycling system. i know what you are thinking besides "WTF?". How to expend that energy in a profitable way? Heat of course, when burned for heating purposes, it can be burned for a lot longer and with more efficiency. So, you say?

      Steam! lol.. Stanley Steamer. Yeah baby....boom! Headshot to the system!

      Think about this. We have 5 Axis computerized mills that can help us create modern super efficient steam driven technology. Can you say, DUH, Steam Punk! No shit, if there was ever a time and place for that little bit of human tech to bust the fuck out and take off, it would be NOW. You don't have to go insane with turbines, this doesn't have to go all batman, steam piston tech is pretty amazing actually. Come to think of it, one could probably rip out the gas carburetor down to the manifold and cast an interface to replace combustion with steam. It would be interesting to experiment with. I should work it out in Solidworks first though. Which means I need to get back to classes and stop dicking around here.

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    12. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHEN will these hippies get it....SMOKING THE SHIT PUTS CARBON INTO THE ATMOSPHERE!

      Fucking pot smoking losers.

    13. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you burn the seeds (in the form of bio-diesel) and use the hemp itself to make ropes, and clothes and other stuff.
      At least if I understood that post correctly.
      In any case I think a good idea might also be to just figure out the fastest growing tree (I think they already did that for reforestation purposes) and plant that.
      Then chop it down and throw (or bury) it in the desert.
      Carbon sequestrated.

    14. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP's plan would ruin my plan to get high. Cannabis is dioecious, meaning there are separate male and female plants, and it is wind pollinated. People growing the smoking varieties cull the males before they produce pollen, unless they are breeding. Breeders obviously isolate their male plants and contain the pollen. Hemp producers require pollen blowing everywhere to pollinate their females to produce seed. This pollen will blow in the wind for a couple miles, as it evolved to, pollinating any cannabis it lands on, filling the pot I want to smoke with seed and destroying any breeding programs that happen to be in the area.

    15. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't get high on hemp. Funny joke though.

    16. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      there are other plants with higher per acre yield than hemp, that will grow well on scrublands in higher latitudes. Always some goddamn hippie comes out of the woodwork pushing hemp because they imagine they can hide their little half-meter plants among the two meter plus low-thc industrial hemp. forget it, no doobies patch hiding places for you.

    17. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by lexsird · · Score: 1

      You busted me. The hippie agenda is to fix global warming, petroleum dependencies and created a new sector of growth to hide our weed. Fear that hippie agenda!

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    18. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and people regularly burn their clothes? Or their hempcrete houses? Or their hemp based plastics? Or their archival quality hemp based papers? Their hemp based canvases?

    19. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Reziac · · Score: 2

      But the American desert is not lifeless (far from it; I live in the desert and I've never seen a place, outside of a swamp, so filled to overflowing with both plants and critters -- all of them spiney and hungry!) What you propose is destroying large swaths of that ecosystem -- which is already rather fragile. How do you justify that? How is this any different from destroying a more-conventionally "pretty" ecosystem, like a forest, for the same purpose?

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    20. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Surt · · Score: 1

      I suspect they let them decompose, yes, which is just a slow form of burning.

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    21. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

      Plants don't make carbon vanish or turn into something else. You realize that when a dead plant decomposes, it releases as much carbon back into the atmosphere as if you'd burned it? Plants only trap carbon for a brief period of time (extremely brief considering how long it takes fossil fuels to form). Grow all the hemp you want. It won't do a bit of good unless you bury millions of tons of it deeply enough (and air-tight enough) that the carbon is trapped for a very long time. Of course, this will strip our farmland soil of vital nutrients we need to grow food for our expanding population, which might kill us a lot more quickly than global warming.

      The Earth has a very short-term carbon cycle where plants and animals capture and release carbon from the atmosphere. It's a self-sustaining cycle where the carbon goes from the air to the plants to the animals that eat them, and then back into the air when plants or animals die. If you remove or add a bunch of either plants or animals, it doesn't affect the amount of carbon in the cycle, but it can affect how it moves through the cycle.

      The Earth also has a MUCH longer cycle where carbon is trapped underground and turns into fossil fuels slowly over millions of years. Over the course of millenia, erosion and tectonic activity unearth some of it and put the carbon back into the atmosphere. However, we're digging up several millions of years worth of stored carbon and dumping it back into the atmosphere in a very short period of time, greatly accelerating the long-term cycle. Growing more plants will not remove the carbon from the cycle, and can't possibly provide anything more than very short-term gains (unless you manage to bury enough to replace the carbon in the oil we dig out of the ground every day).

    22. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      that's good stuff, but I do want the best biofuel solution. I'm all for non-pollution.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKEZoY-TMG4

    23. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Bamboo's not that great. It's too high in cellulose. Which is great if you're making chairs, but a pain to process. And algae...well, there's lots of different kinds, but I'm skeptical about the algae->diesel oil plan. It's possible, but the rate of conversion seems too slow to be practical.

      Be clear on your purpose, though. If your purpose is to remove carbon from the atmosphere, that cellulose isn't a bad thing, But you want it to be something that will endure, like acid-free paper. Or furniture, but there is only a limited demand for bamboo chairs, etc.

      Perhaps a better idea would be perennial versions of food crops. I understand that it's being worked on, but nobody's predicting when they will have success. This would result in a plant that stored a bunch of carbon in it's root system, and didn't need anywhere near as much water or fertilizer. It might also be more resistant to insects, but I think that's a separate problem.

      A plant with an oily seed does seem like a reasonable approach, but perhaps one should start with something different. Soy beans, perhaps. Or some perennial that still produces a large number of sizable seeds. Again, though, this is probably too minor a source to replace fuel needs. For that I think electric in some form is the only option. (I don't like hydrogen, but most hydrogen is either a processed form of natural gas, or a disguised form of electricity.)

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    24. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't feel bad about reshaping the planet in our favor. The whole world changes inevitably, but at least we're capable of caring about some nasty species of prickly cactus. Nature didn't care about the poor trilobites, dinosaurs, us, etc.

      How is this any different from destroying a more-conventionally "pretty" ecosystem, like a forest, for the same purpose?

      The forest used to be part of a lake, and prior to that it was covered by a glacier. The glacier receded. The lake became polluted with algae and plants which choked all the fish and deposited enough sludge to cover the surface water. Then a pretty forest grew on its remains. Unless it happened to be in Yellowstone park, in which case the calm lake was obliterated by an explosion, total desolation, and then later on a forest grew in the crater's rich volcanic soil.

    25. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by tragedy · · Score: 1

      That is the point of reducing carbon emissions through biofuels: lower net production of CO2. Sequestering carbon, then releasing it beats releasing sequestered carbon without sequestering more. Actually, if some of the plant being grown (doesn't have to be hemp), is being sequestered as construction materials, textiles, plastics, plant material in soil, etc. then there's a net reduction in CO2 rather than a zero-sum game. Until it reaches a new equilibrium, in any case.

    26. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by tragedy · · Score: 1

      If you're using carbon you've sucked out of the air already to release into the air, it beats using carbon that was sequestered in the ground that you've pulled out and are now releasing.

    27. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Go ahead an enjoy smoking your bamboo.

      You first. No, really, I must insist.

      You can make a nice bong out of bamboo.

      And some flutes.

      Peace. Love.

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    28. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Sure, there is lots of methane in landfills. And coal mines. And oil deposits. Hundreds of thousands of cubic feet of natural gas are flared off from oil rigs because it's cheaper to do so then bottle / pipeline up the stuff and ship it. That should give you a hint of the problem. Until / unless petroleum products increase in price significantly, then it won't be feasible to tap this marginal feedstock.

      Increase prices much and economies collapse.

      We've got ourselves on a rather narrow precipice here. On false move and you're toast....

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    29. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      But the American desert is not lifeless (far from it; I live in the desert and I've never seen a place, outside of a swamp, so filled to overflowing with both plants and critters -- all of them spiney and hungry!) What you propose is destroying large swaths of that ecosystem -- which is already rather fragile. How do you justify that? How is this any different from destroying a more-conventionally "pretty" ecosystem, like a forest, for the same purpose?

      "They" don't live in that stinking desert. The closest they have been is either a Roadrunner cartoon or perhaps a cruise on the Interstate.

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    30. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

      1) I was referring to the "We will suck every drop of carbon out of the atmosphere with it." comment.
      2) You're right, but I've read a few reports that have claimed that growing biofuel uses more energy than it creates, and it spikes food prices. While that may not be 100% accurate, there is probably some truth to it, and we couldn't possibly grow enough to meet energy demands.

    31. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by tragedy · · Score: 1

      Reports like that are usually done by looking at a not particularly good biofuel, like corn ethanol, then generalizing the results to all biofuels. The use of corn ethanol is largely due to political interference from the powerful corn lobby. It's used for the same reason so many inferior corn-based sweeteners are used. Plenty of biofuels work a lot better than the worst-case examples that might be featured in biased reports.

    32. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (far from it; I live in the desert and I've never seen a place, outside of a swamp, so filled to overflowing with both plants and critters -- all of them spiney and hungry!)

      This is the strangest thing I've ever read. What other ecosytems have you had contact with?

    33. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That's most likely the case. NIMBY with an expanded definition of backyard, meaning anywhere they've never seen or don't think looks "pretty" enough.

      An AC also replied to the effect that he didn't have a problem with remaking the Earth to suit mankind... there's something to that as well. Apex predators always remake their world, as best they can, for their own benefit.

      Trouble is, right now the apex predators are the corps marketing carbon credits. :/

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    34. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Marsh, prairie, lake country, and mountains. And nowhere else do the scavengers come in such droves. About all we don't have on the swamps and lakes are their twin-engine mosquitoes. I wouldn't have believed it myself if I didn't live here.

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    35. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by lexsird · · Score: 1

      We don't need to clutter up the pretty landscape with this if we design it intelligently. This isn't about massive acreage in the conventional sort of thinking. Besides we need to get this tech kicked into high gear, we need oxygen scrubbers for space habitation. The obvious tech is all around us via nature, we just need to understand it and then augment it and it's catalytic environment.

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    36. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by lexsird · · Score: 1

      Let him return, he just wanted to drop off a Coke bottle.

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    37. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by blackbeak · · Score: 1

      You put the weed in the Bamboo, then smoke. Duh. Sheesh!

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    38. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

      I'm all for hemp, but what's the big deal about allowing THC-producing plants as well? Hell, that would solve even more problems while we are at it - like shifting people away from the twin killers of alcohol and tobacco and making people a little less violent and a lot less consumeristic - not to mention more contemplative. Furthermore, we could pump all that wasted DEA money into agricultural, space and energy research - not to mention that we would take away a key wedge that the government uses to invade our privacy and control us.

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    39. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a bamboo for that!

    40. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by lexsird · · Score: 1

      It's too big of task to accomplish considering all of the factors competing against hemp. We need the industry, the energy independence and environment purifying technology, far more than we need a buzz. Of course I would love to throw in weed with hemp. But there are interests ranging from "hysterical church ladies" to big industrial pharmaceutical corporations wanting domination over the patents. Let's understand it's largest opponent, Law Enforcement. These fellows depend on this "drug war" just like others we know depend on real war. It's an industry all in its self.

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    41. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How much of that desert used to be something else? It can be again. It's different from destroying a more-conventionally "pretty" ecosystem because the desert is of little to no use to us. The density of species is much lower, so altering it is less likely to wipe out a species that's important to us. Few species which live in the desert also live in other biomes, so unless you're spreading the desert, the things you do there aren't likely to impact other species outside of it, at least not unless you're actually turning the desert into something else. Biodiesel from algae has the potential to be a desert-transforming technology; we pump seawater or dirty water into the desert using sun and/or wind (you can do it directly with solar heat using thermosiphoning) and grow algae with it, then we dump the excess onto the ground and return water to deserts, most of which have been grown and some of which have been created by overpumping of aquifers in the first place.

      Whether you agree with me or not it's important for understanding my arguments to recognize that I don't believe in the sacredness of life. What I believe in is pragmatism. About 75% of our pharmaceuticals are derived from or a synthetic form of something we found in nature. As well, we need a certain amount of foliage to maintain the atmosphere that we need to breathe. We also need foliage to maintain watersheds so that we can have the water we need to drink. We need to manage global CO2 levels so that the system is able to self-regulate in the way that it has done through several cycles before we managed to build an industrial society and throw it out of whack. But before we even got that done, we were turning grasslands and plains into deserts with agriculture. It's time to turn deserts into plains and grasslands... also using agriculture, even if we will call it "aquaculture" and use water as the medium rather than soil, and if we will be growing algae rather than more complex plants.

      I understand if you are opposed to this idea because you love the desert. I suspect that if we persist as we are, we're actually going to see those massive increases in sea level that we've been debating for decades now, and then most of your beloved deserts will be massively flooded whether you like it or not, and to no good end for us, or anything living there now.

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    42. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you can't find a strain of bamboo which will do well there then you can't find a strain of hemp which will do well there either.

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    43. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You can't do that because the plants will interbreed and the results will be undesirable. This is presumably why George Washington separated his "hemp" plants by gender.

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    44. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Bamboo's not that great. It's too high in cellulose. Which is great if you're making chairs, but a pain to process

      It's really not, if you use it correctly. Laminates are easy to make from it with less impact and with higher quality than timber. So anything you can make with laminated wood products can be made with it. As well, you can frame structures with it which are now framed with timber. You may not have noticed but they're bundling bamboo together and using it as the structure for skyscrapers.

      The appeal of bamboo is that you can feed it shit water and it will then have little impact on the soil. Soy is part of the problem, not the solution! Topsoil-based fuels are entirely wrongheaded and your suggestion of them proves that you are not thinking hard enough. If you make fuel from the soil (the carbon may come from the air, but the nitrogen has to be fixed into the soil so that it can be taken up by the roots) you have to fertilize. Where is the fertilizer coming from? And if you grow soy as a monoculture then you have to spray pesticides on it, which destroy the soil. So now you DEFINITELY have to use fertilizer, and since the beneficials in the soil that make available the constituents of compost are dead, you're going to HAVE to use chemical fertilizer, and then we're right back where we are now and we've gained nothing. The purpose of using these plants is not to destroy the soil.

      As for hydrogen, it has little to no place in our energy system. As you say, virtually all of our hydrogen is now cracked from natural gas in a process that consumes a whole lot of energy. Virtually none of it is made via electrolysis which is something like 40% efficient in the real world at best, and one electrode is consumed and must be periodically replaced. Fuel cells are made with rare earth elements and heavy metals and their production and recycling are both toxic and energy intensive. Hydrogen must be stored with an expensive and dangerous vessel in order to even vaguely approach the energy density of other chemical fuels. If burned in an ICE, exotic and expensive alloys which are also more toxic to produce must be used to prevent hydrogen embrittlement. If hydrogen is the answer, then welding had better be the question, because otherwise it was seriously stupid.

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    45. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      While that's all true (tho the idea that there's limited biodiversity in the desert is open to dispute; a great deal of that concept is proving to be lack of data) the problem is that such projects tend to be NIMBYized, with no regard to what's destroyed so long as it doesn't bother those with the gold. By some estimates we've already lost as much as half of the most-productive farmland through urbanization, largely because rurals have no political or economic power compared to urbans. Point being, what doesn't look necessary from one POV may in fact be critical in the long haul, and I think it's folly to rush into wholesale changes.

      I see two ways this algae project could be done:

      -- In isolation from the environment. This would allow maximal control and output, and would minimize wasted water, but would destroy whatever was under it. (This is the problem with the local solar arrays; the ground under them is as completely taken over as if it were paved with concrete, and you can see the "hot spot" when a storm front comes through... like we need more heat. It hits 122F here as it is.)

      -- Constructed to be part of the natural edge-of-desert "green invasion" that happens in wet years, or as a sort of oasis. I see this as allowing the neighbourhood to adapt, and providing a scarce resource (water). This wouldn't be much different from natural greening (which isn't going to transform desert into jungle, but might recover it to grassland, which is what most of the American deserts *were* not that long ago), but there'd be a great deal more natural water loss, too. Probably uneconomical (thus I'd be astonished if it went this route).

      And there's another question -- where does the water come from? the western aquifers and watersheds are already stressed (largely because of the major portion being siphoned off to the big metros). You're not talking a small amount of water here. Water costs alone may wind up being the same sort of negative net as the ethanol debacle (which probably uses more diesel to produce the corn than the corn can produce in ethanol; I've seen a report that it takes 5 gallons of diesel to make 4 gallons of corn ethanol!) Uncovered water in the desert is lost to evaporation at an astonishing rate (the figures on the L.A. aqueduct put it at 80%).

      [And I wonder if anyone has considered the side effects, like twin-engine mosquitos and a billion rabbits. The coyotes can't keep up as it is.]

      Myself, I don't have any fantasy about the "sanctity of life" or keeping the planet static either; species come and go all the time and have since the dawn of life. Human pressure is just one more form of natural selection (we're no more "unnatural" than any other animal), and as to the CO2 thing ... well, it's been a lot higher in the past, and if the idea is to grow more biofuel, the slightly higher CO2 and a degree or two warmer climate may not be a bad thing.

      BTW most of the western desert is at 2000 to 5000 feet. Sea levels aren't going to reach that unless there's massive plate upheavals, and then we'd have bigger problems.

      I think the only real long-term answer is space-based solar, but I doubt that will happen until it can be made more profitable than terrestrial energy sources... which isn't likely to happen unless there's a complete crash (and then how do you fuel your space launch?) That's the downside of not having a space program that doesn't have to show a profit.

      What was the question? :)

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    46. Re:I have the answer folks, send me my prize. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a towel.

  35. Re:Warms?! by epine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They still argue to the cause, but considering that the year 2011 saw unprecedented production of greenhouse gases (far exceeding even the worst case scenarios), it should now be clear to anyone who doesn't have a personal axe to grind that the climate is in the process of extraordinary change, and that the conditions we rely on to feed 7 billion people are about to get very dicey.

    With seven billion people on the planet, and rapidly rising standards of living in China and other parts of Asia, with coal increasingly augmenting the petroleum plateau, I'd be shocked if every year didn't set a new record for CO2 emissions.

    What would be unprecedented here is a global consensus among rich and poor, east and west in preventing business as usual from raising the bar on CO2 emissions every year for the next half century--which is exactly what would have happened had the earth's CO2 levels not been precisely balanced at a precarious tipping point as science presently tells the story. If we pull this off, we'll be manufacturing a political consensus out of whole cloth such as never before witnessed on this blue marble.

    On another note, I don't get this beautification of scientific consensus as the second coming of fast food culture: science is, and always was, a slow food movement. It takes decades or centuries to reach secure conclusions concerning systems as complex as the earth's climate. I think this is a lot like a doctor who discovers a new disease model, then immediately proposes an extremely radical treatment of unknown severity and consequence.

    Via Wikipedia:

    Monsieur Homais is the town pharmacist. In one incident, he convinces Charles to perform corrective surgery on a young stable boy, afflicted with a club foot. During this era, correcting or eliminating a disability was a daring option and he may have considered this an opportunity to garner personal attention and praise. The operation is a disaster, and the stable boy is left with his leg amputated at the thigh.

    Amputated at the thigh IIRC by another doctor who shows and takes responsibility. In the long run, these interventions become routine, and the consequences become understood and mitigated.

    Is there any evidence that we can fundamentally shift the global economy away from fossil fuels on a radical program without incurring large and unknowable risks to geopolitical stability in doing so?

    The paint is still wet on climate science. Be careful what you wish for. And don't write me off as a club foot surgery denier. The old day-glo Wired was my personal hot tub: I'm a card-carrying techno-optimist. Politically, however, I'm extremely wary about any combination of alacrity with wet paint. Apollo 13 was pretty much the historical high water mark on smooth sailing amidst a crash program instigated by handshakes among our political overlords.

  36. Re:Warms?! by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Climate changes. It isn't static. Weather, even more so. To cast climate change as the villain in a scare story is the ultimate gimmick. When I was a kid (in the 1950's), we had some long dry spells in NE Pennsylvania. And there was the dust bowl. Further back, there were other notable and unusual climate events. And huge swings in temperature. Also huge swings in CO2 (although they lagged warm periods, they didn't lead them... obviously the plants making lots and lots. But this doesn't provide evidence that CO2 increases warmth, it provide evidence that CO2 correlates with decreasing warmth.) Still, no one can predict climate in the best of times, much less now. Or weather. Yet, sometimes the climate does very unfriendly things. So it's the perfect bogy-man to point at if you want to scare money out of people, or distract them.

    Having said that, yes, we should reduce our CO2 emissions. And the good news is, we will -- quite naturally -- as we stop burning petroleum. And we will stop, because it's hard to get, appears to be running out, and we have to negotiate with crazy people to get enough, and alternate sources make more sense on many levels, and we'll be reducing our power consumption by increasing efficiency, a good example being by wide adoption of electric vehicles, which we'll have in great numbers very shortly -- VERY shortly if recent battery tech announcements (1,2) pan out. What we don't need to to is torque the economy (even further) out of shape to deal with an emergency that isn't here and which so far, no one has shown decisively to be incoming.

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  37. Re:In spite of the data? by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For England, most of the heat input is via the ocean currents. The oceans are extremely large and it takes a lot of heat to make any significant difference in temperature. England will notice changes in rainfall - as indeed it has - long before any other effect becomes noticeable. The delay resulting from the ocean will mask temperature changes in Britain up until the Atlantic Conveyer fails entirely. THEN, temperatures will drop somewhere between 20'F and 40'F.yes, drop. Global temperature refers to the mean temperature of the entire planet, deserts and all. It is NOT an addition you can just make to everything. It is an average. If Billy as a car and Mandy has a car, then Grim gives Mandy Billy's car pus one more, the average number of cars has gone up even though Billy is now sulking in a corner.

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  38. Re:Warms?! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Awesome. Totally awesome. You made me spit coffee. :)))))

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  39. Re:Ah yeah by jd · · Score: 1

    By "fewer" you mean "more". I take it you're on good terms with the Red Queen.

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  40. Re:Warms?! by mangu · · Score: 1

    I'm in central Europe ... There's going to be snow on Christmas

    Unless this "Europe" you are referring to is some village in Africa, what's so strange about that? Even in the warmest parts of Europe, in the southern part of that continent, it occasionally snows on Christmas.

  41. Corollary by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

    You can disbelieve all you want but the climate doesn't care.

    Yes, very well said. Also, the corollary: You can believe all you want but the climate doesn't care.

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  42. Climate change ... is nothing new by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody makes the obvious point.

    Some areas could become 'increasingly marginal as places to live in,' the report concludes.

    Great. And how is this different from before ? My grandfather left north holland because it became too cold. Before that I'm told that a few dambreaks (presumably caused either by storms, rising sea level, or in the worst case incompetence) cause my family to leave a place between Amsterdam and Zeeland. That's just the last 200 years, maybe less (I only have generations to go on, not years. And there sure were a lot of dambreaks in the 19th century).

    This is not an exception. Just read this : http://weburbanist.com/2008/07/06/20-abandoned-cities-and-towns/.

    That's again just the last century (and not all climate related, some are though). But going further back there's plenty of stuff. 2000 years ago, the Sahara was lush green forest, filled with civilized black people (not arabs, who since exterminated them) who at one point dared attack Rome, and there was serious concern that campaign might succeed (and it did manage to cast aside 4 Roman legions, 3 in less time than it took the senate to notice their legions were gone, never mind decide what to do about it. They didn't do anything about it). The only reason there are Europeans in Europe is climate change in Eastern Asia. This is not news.

    Where do we get the weird idea that climate was constant before today ? Where do we get the massive egocentric idea that it will start staying constant for us ? Gaia is a fickle godess that constantly slays things from houses, to cities, to entire states.

    I am not saying that "there isn't something going on", but I do remember being taught how Darwinism categorizes species : adapt ... or die.

    The whole strategy that seems to be pushed implicitly here seems to me a strategy that falls squarely in the latter category. Trying to keep things constant is not just a losing strategy, it's the way to extinction.

    1. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by riverat1 · · Score: 5, Informative

      2000 years ago, the Sahara was lush green forest ...

      Not even close. From the Wikipedia article on the Sahara:

      The modern Sahara, though, is not lush in vegetation, except in the Nile Valley, at a few oases, and in the northern highlands, where Mediterranean plants such as the olive tree are found to grow. The region has been this way since about 4200 years ago.

      Before that it was mostly savannah, not forest.

    2. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by eminencja · · Score: 1

      So if the temperature increases, maybe Sahara will be green again? There is no rain there because there is a cold current flowing alongside the banks of the Mediterranean.

    3. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right. There is little rain there because that's where the downward branch of the Hadley Cells occurs.

    4. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by Troed · · Score: 3, Interesting
    5. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the expansion of the Hadley Cells due to global warming is likely to increase the precipitation somewhat on the southern margins of the Sahara such as the Sahel and in Chad as the article points out. At the same time southern Europe, Italy and Greece appear to be getting a bit dryer. Hadley Cell expansion will tend to shift the desert areas it creates a bit northward (and southward south of the equator).

    6. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by Troed · · Score: 1

      Is that "likely" from the same models that predicted increased precipitation over Africa's Horn perhaps?

    7. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Why is the actual dry region shifted to the north ? The equator does not actually fall in the sahara, but above a part of Africa that's thick forest (and I mean THICK forest, as in, you can maybe walk 5-10km daily, cars are useless and there are few roads because a new road will get "eaten" by the forest in a matter of months without constant fixing).

      Also there does not seem to be an equivalent desert either in Asia or in the Americas ... why not ?

    8. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The equatorial region where the Intertropical Convergence Zone is located is where humid air rises and dumps rain and so it quite wet. That's where the rain forests of Africa, Asia and South America are located. The ICZ is where the rising leg of the Hadley Cells is located. Where that rising air comes back down is around 30 degrees latitude (both North and South) and the air has lost most of its moisture so those areas are generally dryer. The equivalent areas in the Americas are the US Southwest and Mexico. In Asia the Middle East into Afghanistan and Gobi Desert. South of the Equator the Argentinian pampas, South Africa and Mid to Southern Australia are the dry areas. The reason those areas are not all the same level of aridness is because of differences in the land/ocean configuration in the area and the presence of mountain ranges and other geological features. Hadley Cell expansion which is thought to be related to climate change would move those areas further poleward hence Southern Europe gets a bit dryer.

    9. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      So if you disturbed southward air flow over the sahara at relatively low altitudes it would become much wetter ? Basically disturb the Hadley cell, which would probably cause air to come in from over the mediterranean ?

      Wouldn't the southern European Alps (and all sorts of mountain things in Southern Spain, Italy & Greece) have this effect, preventing the drying effect from affecting ... mostly anything ?

    10. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      It affects the areas of Europe along the Mediterranean coast. That's what I meant by Southern Europe.

    11. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but all of these are quite steep mountains with only a few exceptions. Wind could not freely flow over them at lower than 2-3 km altitude at least. This should disturb the hadley cell, no ?

      By contrast, nothern africa is all but flat, with the exception of the moroccan coast, which is indeed green.

    12. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The top of the Hadley cell flow is over 10 km up and it's still coming down south of the mountains, just not as far south as it has in the past. The Hadley cells would hardly notice them.

    13. Re:Climate change ... is nothing new by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      You only need to disturb one part of the pressure gradient. If you disturb the bottom flow, the top must compensate, which will in effect move the place where the top-bottom exchange takes place. If you can shift that point over water (which is pretty much the only place it will find flat enough in southern Europe), the desert should be gone, no ?

  43. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    We don't have a big problem with acid rain any more because of these warnings and following drastic tightening of emission regulations for power plants and other large scale emitters.
    The hope is that these worst-case predictions and scenarios for the climate change lead to the required actions to limit further C02 emissions best case or at least prepare to mitigate the effects on things like food and water supply, flooding and storms.

  44. Re:So by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 0

    I suppose the "interesting" mod was given out for the actually interesting fact that someone can hold such a twisted view of reality without instantly dying of seizures caused by a brain trying to suicide in utter despair, not wanting to be the substrate on which such a warped mind runs, yes? That was it what you meant, mods, no?

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  45. Re:So by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    {Grin}

  46. Re:So by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2

    If they were to say something like, "The earth is a big place and there's all kinds of weird weather everywhere, every year, and it's been like that since the beginning of time, and the planet goes through regular cycles of long ice ages with short warm interglacial period in between, and we really don't know when the next ice age is gonna come, but there's not much we can do about it", there wouldn't be a reason for their existence and their jobs, is there?

    It wouldn't fit the science, either.

    You know, they don't pull this stuff out of there arses, unlike you.

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  47. Re:Ah yeah by Eunuchswear · · Score: 3, Informative

    First it was "Global Warming", then when it became obvious that wasn't happening it was "Climate Change".

    No.

    http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/graph?content=global+warming%2Cclimate+change&year_start=1970&year_end=2008&corpus=5&smoothing=3

    Click the little linky thing.

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  48. Re:So by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 1

    I'm not defending the Anonymous Coward's statement but he was only off by about 20 years in his critique of the IPCC's original estimate of 2035.

  49. Re:Warms?! by tp1024 · · Score: 1

    But there haven't been bloody hot summers over the last ten years, yet everybody is talking about global warming - while we're just experiencing natural variation.

  50. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /. user says to prepare for weird posts...

  51. Re:So by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    The IPCC's 2035 statement was an error that they have admitted. That particular statement never got vetted by a glaciologist who would have known it was ridiculous. It was basically on the level of a typographical error, not a scientific error.

  52. Re:Ah yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice graph, which deserves a caption of "Humans Warming to the topic".

    Here's another linkie thing, more wiggly lines ... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/30/article-2055191-0E974B4300000578-6_634x639.jpg Nice wiggles.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2055191/Scientists-said-climate-change-sceptics-proved-wrong-accused-hiding-truth-colleague.html

    What a screwed up world it is.

  53. Re:Ah yeah by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

    People started saying climate change instead of global warming because idiots focussed on the warming bit, not the global bit. Global temperatures went up, but if the local temperature went down so people said things like this.

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  54. Re:Warms?! by alexgieg · · Score: 1

    The fundamental impediment has been fighting a fossil fuel corporate monolith which has hijacked our government. Its time for us to take back our future.

    Actually, since a few years the fossil fuel corporate monolith has seen itself more as an energy corporate monolith than specifically a fossil fuel one. They expect the post-peak oil world to be quite bad for business after a while (specially when it becomes "post-oil" due to oil simply ending), so they're already moving into other energy-related endeavors as a way to continue being the exact same powerhouses (pun intended) they currently are, only with different kinds of power behind their backs. Search around and you'll find that lots, and I mean lots, of research into alternative energy sources is currently financed by them. After all, first to arrive, and to sweetly, sweetly patent for 20 years (or more, with extensions), is the surest way to get ahead and continue dominating.

    What doesn't mean they won't continue to milk the oil bandwagon for as long as they realistically can.

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  55. Re:So by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 2

    Sorry, here's a better citation. But it was not "on the level of a typographical error, not a scientific error" as you say. It was at least incompetence and at most intentionally misleading, even if well meaning.

  56. "Weakened/watered down" by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    So the report saying we are all completely fucked is actually criticized because things are much worse than it says?

    1. Re:"Weakened/watered down" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's criticized because it originates from the IPCC, which has the worst track record of PR I've ever seen.

  57. Greenhouse gas reduction means...? by h00manist · · Score: 1

    Haven't seen any recommendations on what would be sufficient changes to reduce the greenhouse gases. IF they were to be implemented, what would these changes be, and how much would be enough?

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  58. Re:In spite of the data? by Nedmud · · Score: 3

    Your "basic logic" has missed the part where being unable to formulate a trend for a 10 year period != having no access to the hundreds (ranging to millions, for some measures) of years of data that we have.

    The GPs point was that while we may may need more than 10 years of data, we do have more than 10 years and we can draw trends from them.

  59. Re:Warms?! by Oakey · · Score: 2

    "For the next 2 to 3 decades natural climate variations will be far more significant rather than any man made factors" - Prof Mike Hulme, CRU.

    He's a credible source isn't he?

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  60. Pollution by lee-bergeron · · Score: 1

    Pollution has effected the environment.You can see it first hand in Alaska.Normal healthy trees have been dying off.This has been a serious problem for years and little has been done about it. Lee Bergeron

  61. Re:Warms?! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Not to mention look up on Yahoo News the latest story on Solyndra (I believe the show is called marketwatch) where an author that actually looked at Obama's 'green tech initiative' found that out of TWENTY billion spent SIXTEEN billion was given to cronies like Al Gore, and that in many cases there wasn't even a review process! One company whose income last year was 13 million and which had NEVER made a profit got 1.3 BILLION with a B in money this year! The author then looked into the background of the company and found it a who's who of campaign donors.

    What do this have to do with TFA? simply this, it really doesn't matter what IPCC or anyone else says about the weather as the scammers have come in and the ONLY thing that will get done is the transfer of money from your pocket to theirs, that's it. Anything else and they don't make massive profits by cranking out some panels in China and calling it "green" at a 4000% markup or get billions to build some plant in the desert. they know fear helps them scam money so the nastier things get the more they profit. they profit on food and water shortages, they profit on locking up the IP behind a bazillion patents, they profit by having your taxes diverted into their pockets.

    The whole "green" thing, while once a noble idea about taking care of our planet, has become a "heads I win, tails you lose" situation where it frankly doesn't matter WHAT happens to the climate as those elite at the top make money on every possible angle. Oh and before anyone says i'm right wing watch Marketwatch, he names several Rs that likewise pocketed crazy amounts of money for their friends as well as had some nice insider trading going on, like Bacus from AZ that was shorting the economy after getting reports from Bernanke.

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  62. Prepare ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

    im near aegean sea, a place where the climate has to be temperate, and it was 9 degrees celsius here yesterday. and in comparison, stockholm, a city that is next to goddamn arctic circle, was 8 degrees celsius yesterday.

    we got cold streak in the middle of summer, hot streak in the middle of winter. we got everything. noone trusts weather or weather predictions anymore.

    1. Re:Prepare ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, not like the good old days when weather predictions were always spot on!

  63. Re:Warms?! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    Is there any evidence that we can fundamentally shift the global economy away from fossil fuels on a radical program without incurring large and unknowable risks to geopolitical stability in doing so?

    I'm not so godawful impressed with the "geopolitical stability" at the moment, so maybe it's worth a shot, huh?

    If the next few years sees the development of low-cost standalone energy systems, something like super-efficient solar systems or portable cold-fusion reactors or some such, where houses and businesses could be run off the grid, and a grid is no longer needed I can see it having a salutary effect on "geopolitical stability" especially if you throw the word "economic" in the middle of that.

    (Note: I'm not suggesting anything about cold-fusion reactors except as a though experiment where energy could be created without having scarce resources sucked from miles beneath the earth's surface and transported thousands of miles and then burnt in huge, polluting energy factories where it is then transmitted to my house over miles of wires, either hanging in the sky like in the US or hidden in trenches under the ground like in Europe, and then connected to each house through a meter, whereby a company can charge me for each unit of energy that I use, just so I can turn on an lamp so I can read at night or make toast in the morning.

    I can see the elimination of the need for fossil fuels being a very nice thing for the fucking "geopolitical stability" thank you very much.

    It amazes me that the only thing a bunch of Slashdot technophiles can imagine for the reduction of CO2 is society's return to pre-industrial revolution lifestyles. These are the same people who are all for space tourism and quantum computing.

    Knuckleheads.

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  64. Re:So by jcupitt65 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not really the same thing. The global cooling hypothesis was only in a couple of papers and, unlike global warming, never received wide scientific support. It was however widely (and inaccurately) reported in the popular media.

    You can read about it on (where else) wikipedia:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_cooling

  65. Use this to our advantage? by ToiletBomber · · Score: 1

    Why not use all these storms to our advantage? Surely there must be a way to harness the energy in these storms, building a damn sturdy wind turbine for use in hurricanes. Or making some kind of water wheel of sorts to make some of that falling rain and snow actually do some work for a living, rather than sitting on it's ass for the rest of its life and making us do all the dirty work of moving it.

  66. Re:Warms?! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0, Troll

    Mod parent up. More than 5. Anecdotes about weird weather mean literally nothing. It happens EVERY YEAR, in various parts of the planet. But it also happens in different places every year.
    ,br /> My area had a record cold spring this year, and we now have about 6" of snow in mid-November, which is also unusual. Evidence of "climate change", one way or the other? Hell, no.

  67. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you mean RIGHT-wing nut jobs.

  68. Re:Warms?! by peragrin · · Score: 0

    I agreed with you right up until you said electric vehicles are good. The problem is in the USA in order to generate enough power to recharge electric vehicles we will need more power plants. Power which comes from COAL, which increases CO2 emissions.

    Battery powered electric cars will increase CO2 emissions drastically. Fuel cell Electric is better however the only place to get that kind of hydrogen is water, which requires large coal burning power plants to break the hydrogen oxygen bonds.

    I have yet to see anyone propose a standard that actually doesn't use more electricity(which comes from coal) to create a cleaner future.

    Remember Nuclear is big & scary see fukishima for more information
    Solar only works in part of the country, and for less than 50% of the day,
    Wind is at best 25% efficient over the course of a year.
    Geothermal works in some places but not enough.

    So to create power where power is needed you need to burn coal which releases co2

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  69. Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does this global warming shit have to do with technology (or geek culture, insofar as those tasteless dweebs can be said to have any)? Why is this crap being reported at Slashdot?

  70. Climate vs. Economy by WindBourne · · Score: 2

    This really comes down to the fact that you have ALL nations not wanting to make economic sacrifices while at the same time, we have China in a cold war with the west via economic means. There are 2 solutions for this:
    1) accept that we will have climage change and see where we go.
    2) Do something that forces ALL NATIONS TO CHANGE AT THE SAME TIME.

    Now, America is NOT going to change unless we see that nations like China, India, Brazil, etc. are going to change. China has already indicated that they will not change. They keep saying that this is about output / person, which is a false measure. So, how to change this? HAVE NATIONS PUT A TAX ON ALL MANUFACTURED GOODS PREDICATED ON CO2 FROM WHERE IT (and parts) CAME from. That tax should rise steadily to give nations time to adjust. OCO2 is about to go up. This sat measures CO2 in the atmosphere. This will give us a true measure of CO2 that is flowing in/out from a nation. That will make it possible for us to have true values to work with. That will almost certainly mean that many nations and even unexpected areas are going to show up as emitting far far more than what they expected. By doing a tax on ALL goods, we will see nations change quickly. The reason is because it is economically better to do that, then not.

    The one issue is how to apply it. Many will argue for CO2 per capita. That is one of the WORST measures going. The reason is that nations will cheat in their reporting. In addition, it rewards nations that have not controlled their population. In addition, CO2 output is NOT correlated with populations. Far from it.
    I have argued that the fairest and sanest would be per sq km. The reason is that the size of land is fixed and can be seen from space. Likewise Ag is a major CO2 emitter. But probably the worst output is a correlation with economic output. Most of man's CO2 output is far more related to economics.
    As such, it makes sense to look at it in terms of CO2 per $ of GPD or CO2 per land rather than per capitia.

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    1. Re:Climate vs. Economy by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      MOST of China is 'worthless desert' (with the occasional Alien landing beacon and bombing range). MOST of Canada is covered by mosquitos or ice (with the occasional hockey player). Doing by land (or by GPD which is a number created out of countless lies and subterfuge) or whatever you propose just won't work.

      Nice idea. 5 points for efficacy. 0 points for practicality.

      And remember, we can all come up with solutions - it's getting the rest of humanity to go along with it that's the problem.

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  71. Re:Warms?! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're sure it wasn't just a blanket of dead moths? Those damn things pile up everywhere.

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  72. too little, too late by innersoundfoundation · · Score: 1

    Anyone doubting climate change is burying their head in the sand. Its here. Its happened, its happening and it will continue to happen. The best we can do is slow it down and try to minimise the damage that we have already caused. Articles like this shouldn't even be making news. But we have so completely denied the problem for so long. One wonders whos best interests are at heart. Sure the earth is constantly evolving and changing, and this is just part of that evolution. But whos to say whether the end of humanity is not part of that evolution, too. At the very least the quality of life for morst people will be lessened. Yes some places will benefit, but the vast majority of the popultation will not. and we will end up spending more money controling the effects tha prevention would have cost in the first place. But forward thinking doesnt win elections. what a sorry lot we are.

  73. Attribution by mdsolar · · Score: 2

    What is new is attribution of severe weather events to human activity. http://www.columbia.edu/~jeh1/mailings/2011/20111110_NewClimateDice.pdf

    When heatwave deaths are your fault, it is time to take corrective action.

    Also, you are incorrect that trying to keep things steady is the way to extinction. This is some Frank Herbert meme but it has no basis. Beavers keep pond water levels constant and do just fine.

    1. Re:Attribution by YouDieAtTheEnd · · Score: 1

      The point of adaptation being a survival strategy is when your pond becomes frozen ice for more than half the year because the local climate has changed, the beaver has to adapt or die. Keeping things constant only ensures survival as long as nothing outside of your control changes.

    2. Re:Attribution by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      Climate is rather obviously something we now control.

    3. Re:Attribution by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Climate is rather obviously something we now control.

      Nope, not even close.

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    4. Re:Attribution by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      when your pond becomes frozen ice for more than half the year because the local climate has changed, the beaver has to adapt or die.

      The Beavers just have to wait it out until four human children stop by.

    5. Re:Attribution by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      Indeed we do control it. We are making it warmer.

    6. Re:Attribution by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Indeed we do control it. We are making it warmer.

      Not really. There is evidence that the collective activities of 7 billion people may be contributing to the current warming trend - the amount of that contribution is very much up for debate.

      That's a far cry from "we control the climate". If that was the case, we could simply reverse the warming. Kill every human on earth and it still may not have a significant effect.

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    7. Re:Attribution by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      If you read this paper carefully, you'll see that your proposed action would reverse most of the warming. http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2009/01/28/0812721106.abstract

      Keeping people alive and available to clean up the atmosphere would reverse all of it. We control the climate knob. Got to be around to do it though.

    8. Re:Attribution by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      If you read this paper carefully, you'll see that your proposed action would reverse most of the warming. http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2009/01/28/0812721106.abstract Keeping people alive and available to clean up the atmosphere would reverse all of it. We control the climate knob. Got to be around to do it though.

      FTFA:

      This paper shows that the climate change that takes place due to increases in carbon dioxide concentration is largely irreversible for 1,000 years after emissions stop.

      You do know there are other factors than CO2, right? In fact, historically, CO2 reacts to climate changes, not the other way around. There are many factors that we don't control. The paper also makes assumptions about the total impact of CO2's contribution to warming, based on modeled forcing factors that now have been shown to be incorrect according to observation. In fact, it makes a LOT of assumptions.

      Look at it this way. Climate has changed dramatically many times before we got here. It has changed dramatically while we were here but not using fossil fuels at all. Claiming that suddenly we have all necessary knowledge and skills to control it now is the height of arrogant conceit.

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    9. Re:Attribution by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      Actually, repeating denialist memes is arrogant deceit. You didn't read the paper carefully.

  74. Re:Warms?! by CoonAss56 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Aww yes, nothing is happening and we can't do anything about it if it was happening. Same old bullshit story (or non story).
    Maybe you think weather patterns are not leading indicators of climate change, but they are the canary in the coal mine as harbingers of what's to come.
    Second point-no need to do anything about emissions cause the economy is just too damn scary. Here's a newsflash that you might not have completely thought through-when is it going to become too expensive to rebuild the communities that get hit by tornadoes, hurricanes, extreme snowfall, etc? Think about it, billions to rebuild entire towns/cities in this economy. Soon we will decide whether if your home is worthwhile to rebuild or just creat a greenspace.

    P.S. I live in New Orleans and know of the expense and toil of what I speak.

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  75. Re:Warms?! by pjabardo · · Score: 1

    Paraphrasing Mark Twain, it was darkness for billions of years before I was born and it didn't bother me a bit.

  76. Re:Warms?! by bunratty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People die. We are not immortal. But to claim that we don't have to worry about a poison gas cloud coming our way because people die anyway is ludicrous. The argument that X happens naturally, therefore we need not be concerned about X, only appeals to those who want to dismiss a topic they find uncomfortable to deal with.

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  77. Re:Warms?! by G_REEPER · · Score: 0

    News flash! The shit has happened before and will happen again. I live in North Alabama Home of the F5 that wiped out 3 cities including MINE! It also was hit in 1974 just not as bad. I was there for that one too. If you want to reduce co2 cut a tree down!

  78. Re:Warms?! by CoonAss56 · · Score: 1

    News Flash to you!! It costs more to rebuild today (which is my point). Just thought you might have missed that point being you are from Ala.

    When next one hits maybe the citizens of day Ohio says OK enough rebuilding this backward redneck haven, I want my money to do somewhere else they aren't worth it.

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  79. Warmer weather for Canada not so good by arcite · · Score: 1

    It will mean more forest fires, which are very damaging. Not to mention more drought for the prairies. The ecosystems are quite delicate.

    1. Re:Warmer weather for Canada not so good by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The ecosystems will rebalance eventually, same as they always do. The only question is whether the new balance will be better or worse for us, and whether we'll manage through the transition.

  80. Re:Warms?! by G_REEPER · · Score: 1

    That is what we said about New Orleans why waste the money. Just fill in the hole and be done with it.

  81. So says an anonymous moron who reads FOX news by arcite · · Score: 1

    It must be true!!

  82. Your lack of logic is unfortunate by arcite · · Score: 2

    Everyone with half a brain knows there is climate change happening. We have significantly more data than 10 years. In fact, NASA just launch their most advanced climate satellite last week that will give us thousands of terabits of data per DAY! --- not that any of this will mean much to deniers of the scientific process such as yourself.

  83. Uh, but it is HUMAN caused by arcite · · Score: 1

    HUMANS chop down all the forests, HUMANS divert the flow of water on a geologic scale, HUMANS alter local weather patters through massive emissions of pollutants. See a pattern?

  84. You want Mensa to save you??? by arcite · · Score: 1

    Sorry to say, but in the western democracies of the world, the vast majority of politicians and business leaders are not Mensa members. We have the answers now, we just need to tweak a few policies. No 'mensa geniuses' necessary

    1. Re:You want Mensa to save you??? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      If by few policies you mean start truly massive carbon sequestering along with possible upper atmospheric chemical seeding, then yes, we do have the answers. Of course, we don't know if there will be any major side effects of the upper atmosphere seeding or how we're going to sequester that much carbon in a stable medium. If you instead mean that we will start cutting back CO2 emissions you're an idiot, at least if you don't include plans for conquering the world and enforcing said restrictions everywhere. Good luck with that one.

    2. Re:You want Mensa to save you??? by Chardansearavitriol · · Score: 1

      Being a prodigy is not always a good thing. I'd be easily in those numbers, at least based on my ridiculously high standardized testing scores. But the world makes sense to me. Things have always worked in a way that is logical and fits together. So I got lazy. Whats the point of ever trying when you know you'll succeed before you even start? The complete destruction of our education system and pandering to the lowest, while taking advanced stuff from those hwo could use it is breaking everything.

  85. NASA just launched a new weather satellite by arcite · · Score: 1

    Last week that should increase weather accuracy from 5 to 7 days. That is progress!

  86. Known for a long time... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

    People have known that we'd have weird weather and other events in these days for a long time. Written about 1600 years ago (or, if you don't believe that, in 1829) in the Book of Mormon: "Yea, [there] shall come...a day when there shall be heard of fires, and tempests, and vapors of smoke in foreign lands; And there shall also be heard of wars, rumors of wars, and earthquakes in divers places. Yea, [there] shall come...a day when there shall be great pollutions upon the face of the earth; there shall be murders, and robbing, and lying, and deceivings." (Moroni 8:29-31).

    Or, if you prefer the Bible: "And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such things must needs be; but the end shall not be yet. For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows." (Mark 13:7-8).

    I'm not saying we should encourage climate change, we need to do more to reduce our negative effects on the environment and climate, but people knew this was going to happen, a long time before people understood the science of it (not that we really do yet).

    1. Re:Known for a long time... by Velex · · Score: 2

      The great thing about prophecies like that is that they're vague enough to apply to any period of unusual weather you want them to.

      The line about wars and rumors of wars always makes me snort. History of civilization right there.

      Sorry to break it to you, but your holy books have no more predictive power than the horoscope column in a newspaper.

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  87. Re:So by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You mean the acid rain that was stopped by Reagan's cap and trade treaty on sulphur emissions?

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  88. Re:Ah yeah by ThosLives · · Score: 2

    people are too busy rebuilding their homes after tornadoes or worry about rising sea levels that will swallow their houses

    I would wager that this is affected more by a greater number of people building houses in severe weather areas than an increase in the number and severity of the weather events. Yes, changes in weather will make a change here, but the number of "targets" in a given area has changed much more rapidly than the weather(climate) changes.

    I find it hilarious that the press seems to focus on "most expensive [weather event] in history" as a measure of the severity of the weather event instead of a measure of population density.

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  89. Re:Warms?! by russotto · · Score: 1

    In fact increased heat in the system has several counter intuitive effects.

    It might make it snow more, or rain more, or rain less, or get hotter, or get colder, or create more hurricanes, or make them more intense, or.... we'll tell you which after they happen.

    Even the researchers that had objected to global warming now acknowledges its happening.

    You mean the researchers who claim they were skeptics but were really true believers for decades?

    considering that the year 2011 saw unprecedented production of greenhouse gases (far exceeding even the worst case scenarios)

    Which just goes to show that climate researchers can't model greenhouse gas production any better than its effects.

    High altitude wind power, space based solar power, small thorium base reactors, high performance hydrogen fuel cells and advanced power storage technologies could easily cover our need

    So you've solved all the engineering problems associated with these? Not to mention the political and logistic ones? If not, that's a definition of "easily" that doesn't mesh so well with the common meaning.

    until we perfect fusion

    Ha, ha, ha. Fusion's been right over the horizon for longer than I've been alive. It's right up there with practical flying cars.

    The fundamental impediment has been fighting a fossil fuel corporate monolith which has hijacked our government.

    The fundamental impediment has been that fossil fuels work like nothing else does. The lesser impediments are that the alternatives tend to be just as unacceptable to those who oppose fossil fuels on environmental grounds, and much more expensive. High altitude wind? There's fewer good sites than you might think, and the problems with building there and the necessary infrastucture are not small. Space based solar? Forget it, our space capabilities aren't up to it. Small thorium reactors? No, nuclear is not going anywhere. High performance hydrogen fuel cells? First you've got to invent some practical ones, then solve the problems associated with hydrogen -- where are you going to get it, how do you transport and store ite, etc. Advanced power storage technologies... yeah, want to get rich? Invent an electrical power storage technology with the power and energy density of gasoline. Or even a third of that.

  90. Re:So by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Informative

    The whole "1970's ice age" thing is based on a half truth and misdirection. Before Nixon's clean air act it was a bit of a toss up between warming from GHG's and cooling from aerosols (mainly sulphur that was also causing acid rain). Regan permanently fixed the sulphur problem with a cap and trade system in the early 90's, so now it's mostly warming from GHG's but still a bit of short term cooling from smog. This graph shows the best guesstimates of various forgings.

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  91. Re:Warms?! by russotto · · Score: 4, Informative

    Battery powered electric cars will increase CO2 emissions drastically.

    Last time I ran the numbers on the Tesla roadster, a Tesla powered by 100% coal-derived electricity would be responsible for half the CO2 of a gasoline-powered car getting 30mpg. So, no, battery powered electric cars won't increase CO2 emissions drastically.

  92. Re:So by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was a member of the IPCC who picked up the error, a bit late maybe, but still the process caught it. The IPCC is nothing more than a giant peer-review process, the reports they write are their evidence and summaries and are generally conservative in their statements due to the difficulty of getting a large number of experts to agree.Their budget is ~$5M/yr soureced from hundreds of nations of all political colours, the money is spent mainly on conference rooms and planes, no scientist is paid a dime by the IPCC for their work on the reports. I cannot think of another scientific question that has been put to such a rigorous bullshit filter. The remarkably small number of real errors that have found their way into the final reports over the last 20yrs is a testament to their accuracy. The 90,000 review comments and answers for their last set of reports are also available somewhere on the site..

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  93. Re:Warms?! by Xyrus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Climate changes. It isn't static. Weather, even more so. To cast climate change as the villain in a scare story is the ultimate gimmick. When I was a kid (in the 1950's), we had some long dry spells in NE Pennsylvania. And there was the dust bowl.

    No climate isn't static and no scientist claims it is. However, WE have adapted to a particular climate and expect it to stay within norms to survive. Changes in the climate can have devastating effects to regions not prepared to deal with them.

    As to your examples, a dry spell isn't climate change. The dust bowl wasn't climate change either. Those were both weather events.

    Further back, there were other notable and unusual climate events. And huge swings in temperature. Also huge swings in CO2 (although they lagged warm periods, they didn't lead them... obviously the plants making lots and lots.

    Your claim of CO2 lagging warming is nonsense and has been thoroughly debunked. Also, plants do no make CO2, they consume it. Conditions millions of years ago have jack to do with our current climate. Different albedos, land mass configurations, etc. .

    But this doesn't provide evidence that CO2 increases warmth, it provide evidence that CO2 correlates with decreasing warmth.

    Really? And what is your scientific research backing up such a ridiculous claim? It seems all the peer-reviewed science says the exact opposite. Let me guess, you're a conspiracy nut, right?

    Still, no one can predict climate in the best of times, much less now.

    Of course, since you're clearly an expert on the subject. Climate is much easier to predict than weather.

     

    Yet, sometimes the climate does very unfriendly things.

    Yes it does, usually over 100's or 1000's of years which is usually enough time for adaptation. Sudden changes have had some rather nasty side effects in the past. The changes we are seeing now are happening with a lifetime or two. At best, that should raise some concern. It wouldn't take much change to render the US into a nation full of starving people for example. Shift the jet stream north and suddenly the nations breadbasket turns into a desert.

    So it's the perfect bogy-man to point at if you want to scare money out of people, or distract them.

    You're confusing terrorism and climate science. Terrorism is an ill-defined nebulous threat with about as much real threat as you being struck by a bolt of lightning on any given day. Climate science is a well researched topics that has made many verifiable predictions and has a huge amount of data and research backing it up.

    Having said that, yes, we should reduce our CO2 emissions. And the good news is, we will -- quite naturally -- as we stop burning petroleum. And we will stop, because it's hard to get, appears to be running out, and we have to negotiate with crazy people to get enough, and alternate sources make more sense on many levels, and we'll be reducing our power consumption by increasing efficiency, a good example being by wide adoption of electric vehicles, which we'll have in great numbers very shortly -- VERY shortly if recent battery tech announcements (1,2) pan out. What we don't need to to is torque the economy (even further) out of shape to deal with an emergency that isn't here and which so far, no one has shown decisively to be incoming.

    The point is that if we keep burning fossil fuels until they get too expensive to use we will just make the situation worse. It's not just oil. It's also coal, natural gas, and any other carbon based fuel source that isn't carbon neutral. None of these are going away any time soon.

    But clearly, no amount of scientific research will convince you otherwise, so we'll just wait and see what happens over the next decade or so.

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  94. Re:Warms?! by swalve · · Score: 1

    Yes, climate changes. But while we don't know if we are causing it, we can make a pretty good guess that adding all this CO2 and other nasties into the environment isn't going to help anything.

    You say CO2 increases lag warm periods. Well, plants like warm weather and they eat CO2 and sequester it into the dirt. Cool off the weather and you get less plants and they eat less CO2. That aspect of the system was in dynamic equilibrium. The concern is that poking that with more CO2 will change the dynamics.

  95. Re:Warms?! by swalve · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think "miles per gallon" is a clue that it is measured in fuel input per miles, not some magical fuel over time to empty calculation.

    And even if it does break even, it is easier to capture the CO2 at the coal plant than it is at the tailpipe.

  96. Re:Warms?! by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

    You mean a corrupt governments who knew the sea walls and levies needed to be vastly improved to withstand a category 4 or 5 storm for the past 30+ years and yet did nothing and chose to spend the money to do so on other things may have had a little part to play in what happened to New Orleans? I mean that would have nothing to do with the fact that billions of dollars worth of infrastructure was destroyed.

    There was plenty of blame to go around in New Orleans, but climate change was not the root cause of that disaster being as bad as it was. Everyone knew that large hurricanes had happened before, although be it rare, and would happen again, but most were betting "not on my watch" and didn't do anything about it. So they kicked the can down the road and eventually one of those perfect storms came and...

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  97. Re:Warms?! by swalve · · Score: 1

    Cut a tree down? You know that plants eat CO2, right? That's what made Earth viable for animal life. Plants inhale CO2 and exhale O2. Animals do the opposite.

  98. is this news for the woefully uninformed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally am moving the place known as [MISSING]. It's probably the only place in the world unaffected by climate change and one of the places whose temperature records are used by B.E.S.T. in their ground breaking, earth shattering, unimpeachable sciency thing.

  99. Re:Warms?! by amck · · Score: 2

    I have yet to see anyone propose a standard that actually doesn't use more electricity(which comes from coal) to create a cleaner future.

    Everywhere else, people are moving towards electricity for a cleaner future.

    There are plenty of ways of generating clean electricity: nuclear, wind, tidal, biomass, hydro, solar ... even, if they get the budgets right,
    "clean" coal with carbon capture (from what i've seen, I think the tech. works, but not the finances).

    Secondly, even with mainline coal-powered generation, greater generation efficiency can mean that coal-powered electrical vehicles
    create less co2/km than gasoline.

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  100. Re:Warms?! by swalve · · Score: 2

    The atmosphere is much more complicated than you make it seem to be for one simple reason: the latent heat of phase changes. It takes a LOT of energy to make it rain a little more. It takes a LOT of energy to melt a glacier. When you start seeing that happen, you know there is a LOT more energy floating around in the atmosphere and getting rained down onto other places that aren't used to having that energy rained down upon them.

    It isn't that Foolish Human Scientists are making it up as the go along, as the various "skeptics" imply, but that they are constantly learning and refining the models. So yes, the earth trapping more heat can mean that it is colder one place than in another. For example: you have the sun warming the ocean, evaporating water to the skies. It then travels to colder inland places and deposits that energy, warming them up. Now, add some CO2 into the atmosphere and you cause that rainstorm to have more energy wanting to escape. Instead of traveling across the continent dropping energy along its way, it rains more in the coastal areas and less inland. The coastal areas are warmer, inland areas are colder.

    Ok, now you have an edge case. That moist, energetic airmass was going to make it rain in the plains. But, because the added CO2 made that airmass warmer than it would have been, it rains more in the coastal area and by the time it gets to the plains, it doesn't have enough energy to counteract the cold airmass and you get 6 inches of snow instead of an inch of rain. Now, not only is it colder in the plains, that white snow on the ground reflects heat back up into the atmosphere. Your ground is colder, delaying the planting season ever so slightly. Your atmosphere is warmer, moving up to the north pole where it melts the ice.

  101. Re:Warms?! by Nemyst · · Score: 1

    Is there any evidence that we can fundamentally shift the global economy away from fossil fuels on a radical program without incurring large and unknowable risks to geopolitical stability in doing so?

    No, but there is evidence that not doing so will cause even worse geopolitical stability.

  102. Yet another example ... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... of vague predictions by the Global warming/climate change group that can't seem to figure out exactly what is going to happen and when and produce quotes that can be used no matter what happens to the weather. Kinda like their recent hurricane predictions. Oh wait .. those didn't pan out.

    Yes .. we need to decrease emissions. But until someone somewhere can start making somewhat accurate predictions, I'm not willing to toss our economy down the tubes. We learned not too long ago that wind turbines impact local climate, creating hot spots. Everything we do impacts the environment. Everything any living thing does impacts the environment, THAT is a fact.

    It's been a few degrees (Fahrenheit) above normal in Phoenix this fall, and we have LOVED it. I'd take a few extra degrees in the three months of summer for some of this beautiful weather year the other 9. Some areas may become uninhabitable, but others will become more habitable. I notice the GW/CCG group never balances out the bad stuff with the good stuff, hardly an unbiased bit of reporting there.

    Whether or not it is beneficial or harmful is the issue. So some guy in Bongo-Pongo has to move his house on sticks that he has to rebuild every time a hurricane comes through. Or Long Island needs to build a dike and install massive pumping systems like Holland and New Orleans as done. These are costs that can be spread out over time.

    Provided that some day, the GWS/CCG folks can actually predict with accuracy when they will be needed. Until that day, I'm doing my best to cut back electrical usage, replace old appliances with more efficient ones as they age, and I even use a CFL or two. I'm even considering looking for a job within 10 miles of my house so I can at least ride a bicycle once in a while and not use as much gas.

    But I'm not giving up my truck I drive less than 5,000 miles a year, and when it dies, I will buy a bigger one. Because I need it and use it and enjoy it.

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    1. Re:Yet another example ... by iggymanz · · Score: 0

      the IPCC will always make vague statements and also claim any weather phenomenon that makes the news is a result of global warming/climate change. That's because they are not real scientists but just a agenda-driven-by-funding propaganda organ.

    2. Re:Yet another example ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sane comment on slashdot, how the hell did that happen?

    3. Re:Yet another example ... by Reziac · · Score: 0

      Just as we've long suspected... IPCC really stands for Interworld Police Coordinating Company. ;)

      http://www.thegwpf.org/opinion-pros-a-cons/582-more-science-fiction-from-the-ipcc.html

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  103. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think life will go on just fine. During the Paleocene–Eocene Thermal Maximum, a period of extreme global warming, there was rapid diversification of terrestrial life.

  104. Re:Warms?! by swalve · · Score: 1

    Well duh. When you have a dynamic system, the periodic variations will always be greater than the trend. Man made contributions to the climate may well be miniscule. But they exist- 7 billion monkeys burning carbon-based fuels adds something to the equation that wasn't there in the past. It's like compound interest. "Oh, I'm making 0.01%! Big deal, I profit more finding a penny on the sidewalk." But in 100 years, you've got an extra dollar plus all the pennies you found.

  105. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you saying CO2 is "nasty"? It's the whole basis for our co-existence together with plants.

    Also, it's been order of magnitudes higher without ill effects before. Why should it suddenly change the dynamics now?

  106. Re:So by swalve · · Score: 1

    "[spittle encrusted sputter]!"

    Signed,
    Current know-nothing-republicans.

  107. I live in Kansas... ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Prepare for weird weather" is sort of like saying "your odds of winning the lottery just got worse, prepare to lose more." OK THANKS!!!!

  108. Re:Warms?! by tmosley · · Score: 1

    I doubt it. Empty words like that don't work against demographic trends, and the fact is that as nations get richer, their birth rates decline. The USA is only barely above replacement, and the nation of Italy is well below replacement rates. So much for RIGHT wing nutjobs and religious fools, eh?

    Perhaps you could learn to hate people less?

  109. Best Job Ever by rayvd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Prepare for weird weather?! Seriously?

    Say "prepare for weird weather" at the beginning of every year for all eternity and you'd be spot-on.

    Climate is always changing. Weather is always weird. We don't need a panel to tell us the obvious. Please go do something useful instead.

  110. Re:So by Oligonicella · · Score: 0

    Uhhh..... The IPCC doesn't pull stuff out of their asses? When did they stop they highly publicized activity? Yesterday?

  111. IPCC can't name specifics by iggymanz · · Score: 0

    the IPCC can't be specific because they only pull models out of their decades-old immense pile of useless ones after the fact, "cooking the books." They are controlled by agenda of their benefactors.

  112. Re:So by Oligonicella · · Score: 0

    Yes, fear-mongering is the best method for rational discourse and social change. OK, it's only the favored method for some organizations. I believe the 'hope' has a helluva lot more to do with money than the security of mankind. Just my paranoia about the UN, an organization long known for cronyism, fraud and outright support of such wonderful folks as Syria, Libya, Hamas, .........

  113. Re:Warms?! by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    The fundamental impediment has been fighting a fossil fuel corporate monolith which has hijacked our government. Its time for us to take back our future.

    You mean we need to hijack our government to ban fossil fuel production and throw more money at some other industries? Not sure that's really going to work like you think it will.

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  114. IPCC known for questionable predictions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The IPCC predicted we'd have 50 million climate refugees by the year 2010. Have you seen them, yet?

  115. Re:Warms?! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Large trees prevent smaller trees from growing. Cut down the large tree, treat its wood, let the smaller plants grow.

  116. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, were you under the impression that you're paying a lot of taxes these days?

  117. Re:Warms?! by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 0

    Well, that's how it goes nowadays. If it gets extremely hot, then it's global warming^W^W climate change fault. Same if it gets really cold. Whatever weather event you have, they say it's a climate problem due to AGW. As there will always be weak enough minds to believe such crap, it will go on and on and on...

  118. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Climate is much easier to predict than weather.

    No, it's NOT!

  119. Re:So by G_REEPER · · Score: 0

    I was alive then why do i have to read about it after the fact?

  120. I'm still waiting for the super hurricanes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm still waiting for the super hurricanes they predicted a few years ago.

    I guess if you predict something ambiguiously enough, eventually it will come true.

  121. Re:Warms?! by sce7mjm · · Score: 1

    Here here. Woodland Management is key and in a few reports heading in the right direction now for most of Europe. Old trees can actually give off methane since they can be in a state of decay whilst still perfectly healthy, though they are very good for bio-deversity bugs and stuff which birds and small mammals go nuts for.
    In the UK "Ancient Woodland" means over 400 years old. There is no woodland in the UK that has been identified that has not been under active management by humans prior to this at some point. Manage your woods replant or support regeneration plant a mix of softwood to be treated and durable hard woods for carbon lockup and a mix of short rotation coppice for bio-fuels (wood chip), all of which can be integrated into a woodland management plan, provide a living for foresters.
    Leaving Trees standing and un-managed would be detrimental to the environment in the UK at least.
    Sadly there is a movement for woodburners to be installed in houses and HETAS approved KILN DRIED fire wood sold to suppy them. Shows the economy is still more powerful than common sense.

  122. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you remember the popular press coverage and not the science, and consequently don't know what the fuck you're talking about?

  123. Re:So by jcupitt65 · · Score: 1

    I'm 46, I remember seeing TV specials about snowball earth. Read the wikipedia article, it's interesting and won't take you long.

  124. Re:Warms?! by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    Climate is much easier to predict than weather.

    No, it's NOT!

    Indeed. It's a scale-free system.

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  125. Re:So by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    The process never caught it. It took nearly 4 years after the original release for it to get 'caught' and after it was caught, it was found to be a Greenpeace propaganda piece.

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  126. Re:So by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    As I recall, there have been a number of scientists who have left IPCC after their contributions (papers and conclusions?) were rewritten between the time that they were accepted and the final release of the report without their permission, changing the stated result to fit the political wind. One of them was Svensmark IIRC.

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  127. Re:So by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but it is a giant peer review process that has to make it's reports at least nominally politically palatable. That tends to skew their predictions towards the benign (the Himalaya-glacier-ending mistake notwithstanding).

    Kinda scary, actually. Things are likely to be much worse than what the IPCC can get away with saying.

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  128. I guess the weird weather started in 1977 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In Search Of... The Coming Ice Age":
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ndHwW8psR8

  129. You've never been to Canada, have you? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    Canada grows a ton of wheat. Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba all have major wheat growing operations (other things too). Some of my cousins are indeed farmers up in Canada. Wheat isn't all that Canada grows, but it is a big crop there.

    1. Re:You've never been to Canada, have you? by Chonnawonga · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I live in Canada. As you say, all of those areas are already highly productive. What I was referring to is new productivity as a result of climate change. Areas that might become warmer--and thus suitable for agriculture--are currently boreal forest. It would take decades of natural processes for that boreal forest soil to develop into anything that could support agriculture for more than a season or two. North of this is tundra, which might have a better soil profile, but doesn't have enough daylight for agriculture regardless of temperatures or precipitation.

  130. Jigging the stats by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 0

    Great now they can point to any weird weather and say see climate change. Where I live in Nova Scotia there was a mile of ice above where I am now 12,000 years ago. Did the cave men and their camp fires melt all that ice. Millions of years ago it was also hard core jungle. I guess that was caused by dinosaur farts. The climate changes all the time. Get used to it. (Evolve or die.)

  131. Re:Warms?! by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    When did he say that? I can believe natural variation overwhelming the climate signal for a couple of decades but probably not three.

  132. So wrong I don't evenk now where to start..... by RobinEggs · · Score: 1

    Give credit where it is due, Chicken Little, Thailand floods are purely anthropogenic in nature -- a result of deforestation, bad farming practices and non-existing city planning, not global warming.

    And you don't think deforestation, bad farming practices and non-existent city planning contribute to global warming? Which could contribute to flooding?

    The climate change skeptics on slashdot need to learn some ecology before they go spouting off about what could and couldn't be causes or effects of global warming.


    And while I'm ranting, I can't believe the idiots who say they're climate change 'skeptics' because the 'appropriate use of the scientific method' is to be skeptical until things are proven. That's dead wrong. Science is about basing your opinions, and your future tests, on what the current data says is most probable. You follow the data. Systematic skepticism is just as intellectually dishonest as systematic credulity. The only proper application of science to belief and politics is to do and believe today according to what the data suggests is most probable today, while doing your best to prepare more data for tomorrow.

    1. Re:So wrong I don't evenk now where to start..... by siddesu · · Score: 1

      Deforestation, bad farming practices and non-existent city planning contribute to global warming?

      You should stay focused on the topic. The question isn't what contributes to climate change or not, the question is if this particular event is likely caused by climate change or not.

      Since similar rainfall events were observed a few times between 1900 and 1990, I'd say claims for a causal relationship are extremely highly dubious, especially given the context of a science paper that was quoted, which predicts that the opposite should happen.

      The rest of your comment is a long and crazy ad-hominem, so I'll just ignore it. Have a nice day, troll.

  133. Re:So by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    That's a good point. The IPCC report is watered down by the political realities of producing it.

    It should also be pointed out that the Himalayan glacier error was in the Working Group II report, the report on the effects of climate change which by its very nature is a bit speculative. I'm not aware of any errors of that nature that have been found in the Working Group I report, the report on the scientific basis for climate change.

  134. Re:In spite of the data? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    Some in the scientific community have taken the possibility of Anthropogenic Global Warming seriously since the 1950's. I believe there was a paper on the possibilities in 1957. In 1967 President Lyndon Johnson got a briefing on the subject. I've taken it seriously since the late 1980's. Just because you're late to the party doesn't mean it hasn't been going on for a while.

  135. Re:In spite of the data? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    "Your "basic logic" has missed the part where being unable to formulate a trend for a 10 year period != having no access to the hundreds (ranging to millions, for some measures) of years of data that we have."

    My comment had nothing to do with warming per se. We know that is going on, and anybody who denies it is probably foolish.

    My comment had to do only with "anthropogenic" warming. Which I could have made more clear. Nevertheless, it was not a "troll" comment... somebody was using "troll" to mean "I disagree" again. Which makes them bad Slashdot citizens.

    This is the point: "Anthropogenic Global Warming" has not been a serious or much-studied theory until recently... the last 10 years or so. That means that the "pro" side must also wait for those same 17 years to be sure their data is not "noise".

    And I'm not talking about historic data, I'm talking about predictions. According to the AGW proponents themselves, there has not been enough time to confirm their models, and separate the predictions made by those models from "noise". You can't have that both ways. If you are trying to, your logic is fundamentally flawed.

  136. Re:In spite of the data? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Yes... well before the "global cooling" scare that took place in the 70s, supported by many scientists.

    You cannot validly connect the two. The data today is far different than it was then, as are the theories and the models.

  137. Re:In spite of the data? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I mean, seriously. The idea of a laser was first postulated hundreds of years ago... that doesn't mean that it had anything at all to do with the quantum theory that first enabled its construction a mere few decades ago.

  138. Re:Warms?! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

    It's something of a relief to know that I am not the only one who recognizes this. I keep pointing it (and other facts) out, only to usually get modded down as "troll" when I do. It seems Slashdot readers, as a whole, are no less biased and media-hypnotized than the general population.

  139. Re:So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the IPCC report consider and has been considered a 'respectable' presentation of scientific fact that has been peer reviewed, to make policy decisions on? I thought so. Indeed it has. And it has a track record of being wrong, not once, not twice, but several dozen times.

    Oh and of course there's no shortage of respectable journals which have used the IPCC as a source for these inaccuracies, and reprinted them as fact.

  140. Attention whores by Anynomous+Coward · · Score: 2

    With the conference in Durban fast approaching, 20k attention whores are in full swing again, drowsing the gullible media with a hurricane of alarmism to justify their paid holiday.

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    1. Re:Attention whores by ballpoint · · Score: 1

      With the conference in Durban fast approaching, 20k attention whores are in full swing again, drowsing the gullible media with a hurricane of alarmism to justify their paid holiday [cop17-cmp7durban.com].

      Right you are. Seems that conference is a petty excuse for enjoying other peoples' money. From the official site:

      Accommodation
      Where to stay during the conference

      Voted as one of the top 10 family beach holiday cities in the world, Durban has a wide range of accommodation to suit everyone’s needs. Whether you want to be on the beachfront, in the city centre or in any of the nearby but distinctly different suburbs. Everywhere is relatively close to the ICC, the conference venue of COP17/CMP7.

      Should you decide to stay on after the conference, there are many wonderful tourism destinations with accommodation that ranges from rustic to exclusive 5-star.
      City and beach accommodation

      In the city centre, you will find a choice of hotel accommodation ranging from budget or family-friendly, to five-star.

      Along the beachfront there are many three- to four-star hotels as well as self-catering units that have wonderful views over the beach and the Indian Ocean.
      The tranquil suburbs

      “Local is lekker [nice]” as they say in South Africa. You can live like a local Durbanite by staying in one of the suburbs that surround the city. Each has its own distinct character that is also reflected in the restaurants and shops in the area. Glenwood and Morningside are interesting and vibrant options. Or you could head north across the Umgeni River to Durban North, La Lucia, Umhlanga and many others. Choices of accommodation range from ultra-luxurious boutique hotels to warm family-run B&Bs, and self-catering apartments.
      The ocean calls

      Seaside towns up and down the coast also have accommodation options to suit every budget. If you're a golf fanatic, you might choose to stay at a coastal golf resort and combine your enjoyment of the beach with a few rounds on the links. Or you might be looking for a little cottage by the beach or an opportunity to be pampered at a luxury spa. You'll find all of these and more along Durban's north and south coasts.
      Camp out

      If you’d prefer to go for the most basic accommodation, you'll find a wide range of well-serviced camp or caravan parks dotted along the KwaZulu-Natal coastline and inland. Some offer caravan and tent hire.
      In the wild

      If you can tear yourself away from COP17/CMP7 or are staying on for a few days after the conference, then you should definitely spend time in a game reserve. Our game reserves offer accommodation right in the bush, to give you a uniquely African experience. Wake up to the sound of wild animals prowling close by or grazing just footsteps away, go on game drives or guided walks. You can enjoy everything from five-star pampering, to self-catering accommodation.
      FOR MORE INFORMATION

      To find and book accommodation for your stay in Durban during the COP17/CMP7 conference, contact www.cop17accommodation.com.

      Should you wish to explore KwaZulu-Natal, contact KZN Tourism on www.zulu.org.za to make a booking in a game reserve, in the mountains.or somewhere else in the midst of nature.

      You’ll also be able to find maps, activities and a whole lot of other information on things to do in the province.

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  141. weather extremes have always occurred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you go back just a couple thousand years and look at weather extremes, you will that some of the swings were worse than today. The Texas drought - there have been Texas droughts that last 100 years! Climate always as changed and always will change and there is nothing humans can do about it but learn to live with. The socialist junk science researchers of today ignore everything no from 1990-2000! The earth has actually been cooling the last 10 years as the BEST data showed. Your local paper might not have told you that as the fraudsters release of the data compressed the graph for the last ten years. His co-author blew the whistle on the lying scumbag.

  142. Re:So by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

    Isn't the IPCC report consider and has been considered a 'respectable' presentation of scientific fact that has been peer reviewed, to make policy decisions on? I thought so. Indeed it has. And it has a track record of being wrong, not once, not twice, but several dozen times.

    Oh and of course there's no shortage of respectable journals which have used the IPCC as a source for these inaccuracies, and reprinted them as fact.

    Whoa, slow down the trolling.... The question was: Can you point to even a single article published in a respectable scientific journal that claimed that "New York city would be buried under ice as part of the new ice age to be here by the year 2000. That was in the 70's...".

    The IPCC didn't exist in the 1970's.

    On the topic of the IPCC, some inaccurate statements are almost inevitable in a report of many thousands of pages. The fact that it took years to even notice the inaccuracies is an indication of how important they are to the main conclusions.

  143. Re:In spite of the data? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    From 1965 to 1979 there were 44 papers published on global warming as opposed to 7 on global cooling. Clearly there was more support for global warming then.

  144. Thank you all for your climate conjecture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    none of you have a clue, but strangely you think you do!

  145. What would *smart* people do ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, as they grow out of the kindergarden & glance at the world, they realize that :
    1) Generosity/selflessness doesn't pay (mother theresa was basically broke, and most people clapped their hands while stepping aside of the problems she tried to pinpoint ... think Dalai Lama's Tibet & world politics)
    2) The best way to put yourself & significant others out of harm's way (including by birth nation's politics) is to make/have tons of money & keeping an eye on trouble that may head your way
    3) Scientists & inventors mostly make ridiculously small amount of money & focus generally very narrowly on their pet fields of interest (thanks to the defunct education systems ever since governments realized 1960s-like litterate people where a danger to their society)
    4) Mensa & the like are really only interested in solving *mathematical* puzzles, *not* real-world ones
    Having done such this looking at the world, I'd say *really clever* people go on with their lives pursuing careers in business, finance, politics (the fill-your-pockets-with-legalized-bribes version, not make-the-world-a-better-place one). All in all, worthless jobs, considering what they could achieve for the rest of the world.
    If one is hoping for *smart* people to fix the accumulated pollution, corruption, intolerance, bigotry, and so forth, I'd guess they are looking in the wrong direction : autistic persons, part-genious (come up with ideas), part-dumb (ignore that it's said to be impossible & forget how the economy is holding everyone's balls) is our best bet, with the *hope* that the amount of people on this planet is not the underlying agenda (Georgia guidestones ?), combined with classified/unnoticed/covert climate-worsening technologies.

  146. Keep Haarping on the subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because apparently, no government who is currently blasting the ionosphere and heating it up with the ELF and VLF radio waves intends to stop.. apparently ever, until of course we are all goose meat and they themselves are feeling all cozy, buried 2500 feet down in their 1,000,000 sq ft bunker life support facilities, and playing chess with their grandsons.. and/ or granddaughters. Thank you very much.

  147. Intelligence Vs. wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Intelligent people can't build a shed, simply becaused they didn't learn how to do it. Given time & books, they'll even understand global energy dynamics (if at all it's a solved problem). Depth of knowledge is intelligence's key; that is schooling system's way.

    Clever people will come up with ideas from whatever they used to do & build a sturdied shed using methods, or in places you wouldn't have thought of. Breadth of knowledge is essential there; that is playfull kids' way (and, maybe, 15th century education).

    How many uses can you think of for a paper-clip ? Toddlers' can come up with thousands, but current brands of education narrows it down to a few dozens after age 25.

  148. Re:Ah yeah by ras · · Score: 1

    I'll see that graph with wriggly lines and raise you an animated graph with wriggly lines:

    http://blogs.crikey.com.au/purepoison/2011/11/16/it-hasnt-warmed-since%E2%80%A6/

  149. Re:Warms?! by GreenCow · · Score: 1

    It isn't just our fuel, it's our food. The UN FAO reported that animal agriculture contributes more to global warming than the entire transport sector combined. Plant based diets are an easy short term solution as we develop long term solutions to energy production.
    http://www.fao.org/docrep/010/a0701e/a0701e00.HTM

    Plant based diets have the added effect of being healthier, reducing local air and water pollution, and reducing ethical concerns over animal welfare.

  150. Re:Warms?! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Due to parent posting as AC, and someone who meta-modded it down (in effect, being worse than Anonymous Coward, using mod points to indicate "I disagree", I have seen it fit to re-post this as a full-on quote. So it will take at least 2 more Anonymous Modding Cowards to bury this again.

    Of course! I mean, it's OBVIOUS to anyone with eyes that a medium-term cooling trend means warming is going on - ahem, did you forget to mention it's the hottest year on record? Any climate scientist worth his salt has computer simulations that would predict that and many other potentialities.

    But I have to criticize your well-meaning retort which has sadly missed the mark. I'm here to help. I know what I'm about to say will be a tough pill, but I hope you will read it all and modulate your approach.

    First of all, your meme is antiquated: it's "Climate Change" now. Even accidentally using the word "warming" could make people wonder whether we've got a clue about what's going on when you combine: the atmosphere, water cycle, dynamic solar radiation output, orbital wobble, stardust, magnetic field change, clouds, vegetation rotting on a planetary scale, volcanism, oceanic flows, etc - and then pile on the overwhelming inputs from man-made sources that dwarf all the rest. Only when you sufficiently take all of that into account and countless other variables would one be able to accurately predict the climate.

    ** BUT WE KNOW **! That's what you have to always stress in these conversations. We hold the one and only truth, our mathematical models for climate are practically world simulators. That's our secret weapon, we have the facts about settled climate science. 9 out of 10 our scientists agree, that's enough for me! The words "Climate Change" properly convey the complexity of our thoughts and the always-expanding sophistication of our computer models. The word 'warm' is no longer politically correct and must be removed from your vocabulary.

    I'd also like to urge you to elevate the conversation more when you're making your points. If you've even got a prayer of changing the insufferable skeptics' minds, you must pepper in louder insults against their intelligence and add many more exclamation marks on your sentences with ALLCAPS!! Shame is a tool, you should feel no shame about shaming the bleary-eyed sheeple! Yell louder until they take notice!!!!

    "Extremely naive"? Are you kidding me, is that all you've got? That is almost ... FRIENDLY talk! That piece of eurotrash garbage you deign to graciously instruct might have just walked away with a smile! What you gotta do is really shank the (holocaust) deniers in the back and twist it and then break it off! Maybe you were in a hurry when you wrote this, but for godssakes, we're talking about Gaia in crisis! We could literally have months before the seas evaporate! The computer models predict a very sharp spike in planetary temperatures approx. 5-75 years from now!!!!!!!

    I just wanted to close by saying that we believe in you and we're pulling for you. Please, PLEASE become the bigmouth, hand-wringing, eco-religious, professorial douche you were born to be - it's for our own good!!!!!!!!!!

    Dear parent poster: get a name. This was worthy.

    Fixed the spacing for you. Don't forget the line breaks when quoting...

  151. Re:Warms?! by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Actually if the water cools of it will dissolve considerably more CO2 into it than warmer water does, the same as a cold soda pop doesn't fizz as much as a warm one does; when atmospheric CO2 hits 172 ppm we get glaciers kilometers thick, when CO2 hits 150 ppm plants can't utilize CO2 and everything on Earth dies except for possible some deep sea creatures.

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  152. Re:Warms?! by budgenator · · Score: 1

    It's already been 15 years, and this year we clearly into a La Nina phase, so this winter (or summer if you a southerner) is going to be cold and snowy just like last year. it's more plausible that a LIA, Little Ice Age, is going to happen than a MWP, Medieval Warm Period.

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  153. Re:So by budgenator · · Score: 1

    At that time I Could go outside the door and jump on our snowmobile and go for a ride, In High school I worked in the tow both at a ski area for spending money and free skiing and it was much colder and snowier in the 1960 and 1970 than it was in the 1980 and 90's. It was much more plausible in the public's mind that some kind of mini ice age was coming. In the nineties, if I wanted to go from a snowmobile ride I had to drive 200 miles north to find decent snow and this global warming was much more plausible in the public's mind. Guess what kiddies the climate has a quasi-periodic temperature oscillations of 30, 60 and 120 years; the sun has a sun-spot cycle of 22 years and everything is in a down cycle so expect it to be cool for a while.

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  154. Re:So by budgenator · · Score: 1

    You know, they don't pull this stuff out of there arses, unlike you.

    it's computer model, they pull it out of computer models, so they have to be right because they use computers and everything. Everybody knows if you ask a computer an illogical question it starts spitting out lightening bolts and explodes and since there aren't computers blowing up all over the place they have to be right because they use computers and everything.

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  155. Re:So by budgenator · · Score: 1

    The IPCC's 2035 statement was an error that they have admitted. That particular statement never got vetted by a glaciologist who would have known it was ridiculous. It was basically on the level of a typographical error, not a scientific error.

    I would consider that in it's self to be symptomatic of a lack of scientific rigor, the IPCC reports have numerous examples of NGO's inserting their propaganda into it that isn't peer reviewed. How does one get to be an editor of the IPCC, popularity contest?

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  156. Re:Warms?! by fyngyrz · · Score: 3

    I agreed with you right up until you said electric vehicles are good. The problem is in the USA in order to generate enough power to recharge electric vehicles we will need more power plants.

    But you're wrong. Most electrics will recharge at night, when most of the grid's capacity is wasted. We don't need new power plants at all. If we need anything, it'll be heavier wiring in some places, that's all, because residential areas that pull power like industrial areas aren't really part of the current design.

    Battery powered electric cars will increase CO2 emissions drastically.

    No, they won't. For one thing, the power EV's use is much more efficiently created by power plant turbines than with individual engines. This means that considerably less fuel is burned -- even taking into account line and charging losses -- to run electric vehicles than gasoline or diesel vehicles. For another, an EV only makes CO2 while the centralized power plant does. Switch the power plant -- a much easier proposition than changing all the cars yet again -- and instantly, all those EVs become less, or zero, polluters. Put a petrol powered vehicle on the road, it'll make pollutants until the day it is taken off the road permanently.

    I have yet to see anyone propose a standard that actually doesn't use more electricity(which comes from coal)

    First, your facts are wrong, which is why you haven't caught on yet. Read a little more - or just ask questions, I'll help -- and you'll see. Second, while some of the electricity comes from coal, the thing is, if you have a petrol burning vehicle, it will *always* make CO2 and other pollutants. If you have an electric vehicle, and let's say it's fed by a coal plant, then the polluting, radiation-emitting coal plant can be replaced with something else and instantly, all those electric vehicles now change how they contribute to pollutants in a very desirable fashion. This is why it makes sense to convert to electric no matter *what* kind of plant your region is actually using (and it's rarely simple as "we're on coal", as power is shared and bought back and forth all the time.)

    Remember Nuclear is big & scary

    Yes, the uninformed and statistically unskilled are unnecessarily scared of nuclear. That is one of our more serious problems. Very hard to fix with the hysteria that is extant. If they understood that coal plants put out more radiation than nuclear plants do, and coal mines kill more people than nuclear plant accidents do, and coal mining does more environmental damage than uranium mining (not to mention thorium-based designs), and that today's nuclear designs are not those used at Chernobyl, and that the placing nuclear power plants on earthquake prone spots (like Japan) where Tsunamis can get at them (like Japan) are not good design practices, not to mention a few other basic, but important ideas... they might straighten out. Getting that info to them in a form they can understand... very tough. Plus, there are people who just love a fuckarow; they love to scream about things that make other people's eyes go wide, and giving up a prized preconception like "nuclear is bad and scary" is hard for some.

    Solar only works in part of the country, and for less than 50% of the day

    Solar can be stored. There is pumped storage at numerous scales (pumped storage can store any type of energy, not just solar, btw, as can most storage techniques), molten salt, flywheels, and even batteries (though the latter... ugh.) There's even a plan for using the anticipated at-home EV charging stations as distributed storage - load 'em up with any excess, feed back to the grid when convenient. Me, I'm a huge fan of pumped storage. Environmentally

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  157. Re:Warms?! by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

    The Tesla also has 1/3 rd the range of a regular 30 mpg car. Which means it uses three times the power.

    No. It means it uses less than 1/3rd the power. First, it's way more efficient. So for the same miles traveled, the EV uses less power, period. What that 1/3 range means is that batteries don't store as much energy per cubic foot as gasoline or diesel fuel does, that's all. And that is probably about to change anyway.

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  158. Re:Warms?! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Sigh. There is no "poison gas cloud." For crying out loud. This is just the kind of sensationalist nonsense that gets people stirred up about nothing.

    Lots of CO2 means happy plants. Lots of happy plants means lots of O. CO2 increases in the atmosphere lead to a LITTLE bit of increased heat retention, which, mind you, is limited in how far it can go -- it's not an infinite curve you can extrapolate into biosphere extinction. It takes a LOT more CO2 to increase a LITTLE bit of IR-caused heat storage. Which leads to faster evap/precip cycles, which cools things better. ALl this happening over perhaps a couple centuries, during which we will no doubt move away from gasoline and diesel for several reasons. It's a money farm and a distraction. No more than that. Climate does change. Get over it. It always has. It always will.

    "Poison gas cloud." For crying out loud.

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  159. Re:Warms?! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1


    Your claim of CO2 lagging warming is nonsense and has been thoroughly debunked.

    Nonsense. It's patently evident on ice core graphs. You have no idea what you're talking about.


    Really? And what is your scientific research backing up such a ridiculous claim? It seems all the peer-reviewed science says the exact opposite. Let me guess, you're a conspiracy nut, right?

    No. I'm just someone who is interested in the science. Look at the ice core data. CO2 increases *clearly* lag temperature increases. So you can call names all you want, but there are the facts, and there isn't a damned thing you can do about them except continue to LIE.

    But clearly, no amount of scientific research will convince you otherwise, so we'll just wait and see what happens over the next decade or so.

    Yes, clearly. I'm ignoring the science. You bet. Idiot. You're just wasting everyone's time with your name calling and baiting. Piss off.

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  160. Re:Warms?! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    You say CO2 increases lag warm periods.

    Yes -- here's the ice core data showing it.

    Well, plants like warm weather and they eat CO2 and sequester it into the dirt. Cool off the weather and you get less plants and they eat less CO2. That aspect of the system was in dynamic equilibrium.

    Right. I said that: "obviously the plants making lots and lots [of CO2]" (they get it from the air and make O.)

    The concern is that poking that with more CO2 will change the dynamics.

    Yes, I completely understand. However, I *also* understand that the previous climate is not evidence that can be used to support prediction of what will happen. This is new theory, without prior evidence in the form of similar events to back it up... so we're in the unenviable place of having ONLY models to look at in order to shore up these ideas, and the problem is that so far -- the models don't work well. It's quite typical for mid-latitude predictions to be "on" but then the poles are way out of whack, or vice-versa, and consequently on average, the whole answer is wrong. And we can't test these models in ANY way by doing anything but letting them run, looking at the output, and then waiting on the climate. To put it in another form, we can only wait and see what the climate does in order to see if a model works, or not. This in turn means that we should reduce CO2 (which I also said: "yes, we should reduce our CO2 emissions") as a preemptive measure simply because we know we're making more than is usually around, and we should be cautious of changes we make to our ecosphere, but there's zero indication about how fast and hard we really ought to go about that. This, combined with the fact that technology is at the very moment in the process of bringing us significant CO2 reductions, and oil too because of supply issues, puts me in a "do we really want to (further) injure our economy for known non-working models?" kind of outlook. I'm open to good science, but I'm not particularly open to speculation driven by broken models. I'm also pretty open to the idea of living in a more tropical world, which is also one of the potential outcomes here. By fighting this CO2 increase, we MIGHT be shooting ourselves right in the foot. We REALLY do not know. More work is called for, and I think that's happening, so I'm pretty happy, really.

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  161. Re:Warms?! by BeforeCoffee · · Score: 1

    Dear parent poster: get a name. This was worthy.

    Who can tell if someone like me wrote the "OBVIOUS" retort above, or not? If I HAD written a lovely missive like that to my presumptive friend jd, I also would have posted AC. It's fun to have a Score 0 actually get read enough, be enjoyed, and get modded up. Getting even a Score 1 is a success. Thankfully, there are enough eye-rolling articles such as this on Slashdot that it's possible to actually have an AC success once in awhile.

  162. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say CO2 increases lag warm periods.

    Yes -- here's the ice core data showing it.

    Oddly enough, climate scientists are aware of this and it's not a concern.

  163. Re:Warms?! by dryeo · · Score: 2

    The abortion is murder message isn't so bad but it needs to be accompanied by "here's how to prevent it" by someone with condoms in one hand, iud's in the other hand and in the gripping hand, the pill.
    Lets stop abortion by stopping unwanted pregnancy.

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  164. Re:So by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    There may have been some of that in the Working Group II (effects of global warming) and Working Group III (mitigation of global warming) reports but you'll find none of that in the Working Group I (the scientific basis of global warming) report. When the errors have been found they have been admitted and corrected. Do a few minor errors destroy the credibility of the whole report? That's like failing an exam because you missed 5 out of a thousand questions.

  165. Re:Warms?! by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    15 years since what? Certainly not 15 years of a cooling trend. You might be able to get one using the CRU data (the vilified Phil Jones' group) and cherry picking 1998 as your starting year but certainly not starting in 1996.

  166. Re:Ah yeah by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    The Daily Fail? You're posting a link to the Daily Fail?

    Watch out, that could cause cancer.

    http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/

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  167. Even the article subject is moderated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prepare for 'weird' weather?

    Yeah, thats right, the weather is gunna be really weird man.

    I'm going to see it, and go 'wow, thats really wierd'. Thanks for helping me get that kind of description in my head. Now when I talk to my friends I'll be like, 'Hey, hows that weird weather, weird isn't it?'.

    No.

    It's going to be chaos, and death, year after year, getting worse and worse. If those in the media, the think-tanks and the governments, think for a second that the general population will continue to be herded with fluffy language, they are very wrong.

  168. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There is no statistically significant warming trend since November of 1996 in monthly surface temperature records compiled at the University of East Anglia."

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/patrickmichaels/2011/07/15/why-hasnt-the-earth-warmed-in-nearly-15-years/

  169. Re:So by uassholes · · Score: 1
    As usual the media are twisting the report into an end of the world horror story, when in fact it's anything but:

    There is limited to medium evidence available to assess climate-driven observed changes in the magnitude and frequency of floods at regional scales because the available instrumental records of floods at gauge stations are limited in space and time, and because of confounding effects of changes in land use and engineering. Furthermore, there is low agreement in this evidence, and thus overall low confidence at the global scale regarding even the sign of these changes. Projected precipitation and temperature changes imply possible changes in floods, although overall there is low confidence in projections of changes in fluvial floods. Confidence is low due to limited evidence and because the causes of regional changes are complex, although there are exceptions to this statement.

    To be sure, there are some paragraphs in which they have medium or high confidence of this or that, for instance more people are killed by natural disasters when they occur in poor countries. Well, smack my ass and call me a monkey, good thing the UN spent millions on a showy conference in Africa to tell us that. It was in Africa of course, because that's where they want the rich countries making all the CO2 to send trillions of dollars. That is the purpose of the UN (if most of the members were honest enough to tell you).

    Opportunities exist to create synergies in international finance for disaster risk management and adaptation to climate change, but these have not yet been fully realized (high confidence)

    You can see the report for yourself here: http://ipcc-wg2.gov/SREX/

  170. (also...) by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Also, the desert has virtually no life in it compared to anywhere that is not volcanic rock. Even the open ocean has more life whether you measure by number or by volume, due to algae. You can see the life that is there, because there's nothing to hide it. But healthy topsoil can be over 50% living organic material, and it can be many feet deep where plants are permitted to grow up and then fall back down again for many years, e.g. in forests. Both the biomass and biodiversity in any desert deserving of the name would be a tiny blip if you put any healthy forest at the top of the chart.

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  171. Re:Warms?! by russotto · · Score: 1

    What that 1/3 range means is that batteries don't store as much energy per cubic foot as gasoline or diesel fuel does, that's all. And that is probably about to change anyway.

    If only. Never believe a battery breakthrough until they're shipping the product; breakthroughs X years away from commercialization are a dime a dozen.

  172. Re:Warms?! by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    The same place the "climategate" emails came from! How can you trust them?

  173. Let me translate this for everyone... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    When Climatologists can walk on water AND perfectly predict future weather patterns (a higher bar from predicting CHANGE) you will QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE.

    Excuse them for just trying to warn you. I suppose the Smoke Alarm in your house is also inaccurate because it can be confused by kitchen smoke -- might as well throw that out as well.

    When the world is perfect, you will then be free to be responsible.

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    1. Re:Let me translate this for everyone... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Or, in your case, 'I'm just an asshole' would be the appropriate translation for your post.

      Sorry moron, but it does make a difference. If the sea levels are going to rise 1/2 over the next 200 years v/s 5 in the next 50. If the temps are going to go up another .25C or 3C. If storms are going to become 10% more active or 200%.

      This is how things go from being a 'general idea' to a real theory. A real theory that accurately predicts allows people to make actual cost decisions over what needs to be done, instead of 'the sky is falling, all oil production must cease even though we don't have any real alternative' message sent out today.

      And they have been so wrong so many times with their predictions in the past (remember global cooling from the 70s??, how about the terrible increase in category 4 and 5 hurricanes from a few years ago???) that I just don't have any confidence in their ability to know what they are talking about when making predictions, or correlating statistics with events. Or have you forgotten the timeless classic 'correlation != causation' that we were supposed to all learn in statistics.

      Nope .. until they can create a +-10% forecast and stop with the scare tactics, I'm going to continue to go about my business. If only because scientists have been so wrong so many times in the past about telling us things like what foods are good for us and which are bad and have reversed course so many times on whatever this thing is called now. Heck, they can't even keep a consistent name to apply to their hypothesis.

      I don't have the time to go over every scientific article and judge the merits of each, so until they can actually predict something, they can just keep working on it.

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  174. Global warming is not the issue ICE AGE is. by KIDputer · · Score: 0

    We want all the global warming we can get as fast as we can get it to help reduce the massive human die off in the coming ice age. Yes the ice age will come, no we cannot warm the planet significantly with CO2 due to the fact we have plants everywhere which convert it back to oxygen. We will want to do even more like figuring out how to release massive amounts of methane and figure out how to lengthen its half life in the atmosphere beyond 7 years. Soon all of Canada and half of the US will be covered in a half mile thick sheet of ice and there will be water to grow crops that is not locked in ice. OR You can do absolutely nothing but waste your own time by lowering your carbon foot print? You decide.

  175. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU ARE CORRECT. Flamebait rating does not make sense. The IPCC is a corrupt group--just look at their leaked emails.

  176. Re:and...eh? by sanzibar · · Score: 1

    For a fun preview of what we're in for, check out the events of 1315-22.

    Im intrigued. Did co2 cause this event as well?


    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/12/26/co2-ice-cores-vs-plant-stomata/

  177. Re:and...eh? by Chonnawonga · · Score: 1

    The short answer is no. There is some speculation about the causes, but it probably wasn't because of CO2 changes, and certainly nothing like the anthropogenic CO2 loading that we see today. It also wasn't a global phenomenon, but localized to northern Europe. Our data for global climate that far back is very unevenly distributed, though: we know the most about northern Europe, and much less about the rest of the world.

  178. Re:Warms?! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    What has me encouraged here are the sheer number of people working on battery improvement that are showing promise in the lab (and the slow, but steady, increase of power capacity in the ultracap sector.) I honestly do think it's a given that we're about to make some significant jumps in battery capabilities.

    I also keep in mind that because of patents, legal issues and lack of industrial capacity in the US, initial production cycles are stretching waaaay out. We're ok, we have several not-new vehicles, and are perfectly ready to buy EVs to replace them, but won't have to for probably ten years or perhaps even longer.

    We need dependable range; I live 300 miles from the nearest city worthy of the name (and [barely] worthy of visiting.) My "buy now" criteria for the main family vehicle is to be able to make that trip in something built like an SUV, with all lights on, heater and audio system blasting, at an average speed of about 85 mph, without being at all concerned about running out of juice. And I want recharges that'll go as fast as the power supply allows. Although price isn't an issue for us, those are still very tough metrics. So in my case, patience is called for.

    I'd also like to have a fun, blast-around muscle EV that is built to American size expectations (IOW, not a tiny little go-cart like the Tesla... pretty as it is, it's still about the size of an overfed mouse.) Once the critical components are available, might even build that one myself.

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  179. Re:Warms?! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    The concern comes when people try to point at the long term data and claim that this shows that CO2 causes heating. That's not been demonstrated. Also, on the page you link to, the claim that it causes additional heating at the lag time is not verified -- even hinted at -- by the heat curve, which doesn't change in character when CO2 begins to rise. The point was, and remains, that we can't look back for evidence of CO2-caused warming, because there are no such events shown in the historical data.

    What we have right now is an idea unconfirmed by subsequent or prior events. The models don't work. This means we need more work on the models. As I said, we should probably cut back on CO2; the rationale for that is simply that we're making a lot more than usual, and we don't know what may happen as a result. We do know that in the past, CO2 has been high, as have temperatures (also low) in the normal course of events.

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  180. Re:So by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Heh, that's why I love that bit of trivia :)

    More seriously, I think Reagan was informed on the subject by the Iron Lady, she was a trained chemist (Oxford) and was banging on about AWG way back in the 80's.

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  181. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CO2 causing warming isn't based on history, it's based on physics and observation. We know that CO2 captures heat in the atmosphere. We can observe that it is, in fact, doing so. The upper atmosphere is cooling while the lower atmosphere is warming this is a classic fingerprint of CO2 based warming. Combining the known physics with historical proxies, we find that historically something triggers warming which then causes CO2 release. the CO2 becomes a feedback mechanism that continues the warming. So while CO2 lags the initial warming, it then drives the subsequent warming.

    It's like you're arguing that second gear doesn't move a car forward because it always follows the movement caused by first gear, therefore second gear must actually slow the car down. The argument seems reasonable unless, of course, you actually understand what you're talking about.

    Also, don't believe the hype, the models actually work very well.

  182. Because the alternative is nuking those areas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They already are on the edge. And you want to allow them to go worse?!?!?!?

  183. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even the researchers that had objected to global warming now acknowledges its happening.

    You mean the researchers who claim they were skeptics but were really true believers for decades?

    I think he means the ones that the self-described sceptics swore we real and true scientists and that they would accept their answer whatever it was, until, the "real and true scientists" came up with the wrong answer and suddenly became charlatans whom could never be trusted.

    For example Anthony Watts said:

    "And, I’m prepared to accept whatever result they produce, even if it proves my premise wrong. I’m taking this bold step because the method has promise. So let’s not pay attention to the little yippers who want to tear it down before they even see the results. I haven’t seen the global result, nobody has, not even the home team, but the method isn’t the madness that we’ve seen from NOAA, NCDC, GISS, and CRU, and, there aren’t any monetary strings attached to the result that I can tell. If the project was terminated tomorrow, nobody loses jobs, no large government programs get shut down, and no dependent programs crash either. That lack of strings attached to funding, plus the broad mix of people involved especially those who have previous experience in handling large data sets gives me greater confidence in the result being closer to a bona fide ground truth than anything we’ve seen yet. Dr. Fred Singer also gives a tentative endorsement of the methods."

    and then said:

    "Both [Fall et al. 2011 and Menne et al. 2010] (and cited by Muller et al) do an analysis over a thirty year time period while the Muller et al paper uses data for comparison from 1950 – 2010....I see this as a basic failure in understanding the limitations of the siting survey we conducted on the USHCN, rendering the Muller et al paper conclusions highly uncertain, if not erroneous....I consider the paper fatally flawed as it now stands, and thus I recommend it be removed from publication consideration by JGR until such time that it can be reworked....it appears they have circumvented the scientific process in favor of PR."

    when they produced results that he didn't like. It seems to me that when real sceptics look at the real evidence they stop being sceptics and then the fake sceptics denounce them as traitors to the cause.

  184. Re:So by swalve · · Score: 1
  185. The sky is falling; the sky is falling!! by Wyreless · · Score: 1

    Is it cold in here to you?

  186. Re:Warms?! by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    Yes, the ice cores show that in coming out of a glaciation the temperature rise leads the CO2 rise. They also show that the temperature drop going into the next glaciation leads the drop in CO2. This shows that CO2 is a feedback of temperature change. But it does nothing to show that CO2 cannot be a forcing for temperature change as well. Show me the science that says if we increase the level of CO2 in the atmosphere artificially that the infrared absorption properties of CO2 won't lead to an increase in temperature. The correlation between temperature changes and CO2 levels in no way proves that CO2 can't be a forcing factor as well.

  187. Dubai escorts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  188. Re:Warms?! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    CO2 causing warming isn't based on history, it's based on physics and observation.

    Warming. Good grief. Well, maybe we'd better be a little more specific. Heat sequestration based on IR absorption is based on physics. So are insolation differentials based upon the presence of IR absorption zones. Those are rather simple ideas. However, generalizing them into "the globe will warm" is based on assumptions not backed by either experience (no such historical data) or models that work; because both the physics of, and the inputs to, of atmospheric circulation, temperature modulation, ocean absorption, moderating effects on that, biosphere activity, human activity, the evap/precip cycle, technological change, social change, and a hundred other things are unknown in detail sufficient to predict much of anything.

    What we do know, and I mean actually for sure, is that we -- meaning humankind -- are putting out more CO2 than ever before, and so we'd probably better back off in case that does nudge the ecosystem into instability one way or another. But that's about it.

    And no, dude, the models suck horse's ass. The temperatures today are NOT what they were predicted to be; the last ten years do NOT show warming; the seas have NOT risen as predicted; extreme weather has NOT come to pass as predicted; and so on. If you -- anyone -- makes a climate model that works, it'll predict the bloody climate, and events will match the predictions. They don't do that. Ergo: The. Models. Don't. Work.

    Just as you can't get a weather prediction that goes out more than a few days by sampling data that is missing many significant inputs, you can't get a climate prediction that goes out any worthy distance by sampling data that is missing many significant inputs. And statistics are both incredibly tricky and widely misunderstood; they're the wrong place to turn when your models are shitty in the first place, which is definitely the case here. That's also why on the very page you point to, the climate prediction wanders all around what actually happens, but never actually manages to predict the climate.

    What you call a model that "actually works very well" is shown on that very page to be predicting huge rises where instead, the climate takes a huge fall, and so on... happens all along the graph. This is a strong indicator of a model that is correcting itself with the data in hand at the target point; not a model that is actually predicting. If the model *worked*, all it would need as input would be the weather data from 1850, and it would provide you with the climate results from then until today, with no more input than changes in man-made effects, which are otherwise unpredictable -- and that's part of the reason why projecting any curve into the future is an exercise in futility. We don't -- in fact, can't -- know what tomorrow will bring in terms of human action and technology. Predicting the future in a system like that is impossible.

    I assure you, we'd know it if we had climate models that work. Just the way we'd know it if we had weather models that worked. So far, we have neither.

    And no, I'm not saying weather == climate. Don't even go there.

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  189. Re:Warms?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right Wing = Republican in the USA.
    Left Wing = Democrats in USA. Although they are a center right party in the US compared to socialists in Europe.