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Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, and Google Chase 'Got Milk?' Patents

theodp writes "Among the new iOS 5 features is Reminders, which Apple explains this way: 'Say you need to remember to pick up milk during your next grocery trip. Since Reminders can be location based, you'll get an alert as soon as you pull into the supermarket parking lot.' But does Reminders infringe on a newly-granted patent to Amazon for Location Aware Reminders, which covers the use of location based reminders to remind a user 'to purchase certain items such as, for example, as milk, bread, and eggs'? Or could Reminders run afoul of Google's new patent for Geocoding Personal Information, which covers triggering a voice reminder or making a computing device vibrate when a user approaches a location if 'one of the user's events is a task to pick up milk and bread'? Not to be left out of the 'Got Milk?' patent race, Apple also has a patent pending for Computer Systems and Methods for Collecting, Associating, and/or Retrieving Data, which covers providing a reminder to a user whose 'to do' list includes 'get milk' when the user's location matches 'a store that sells the item "milk."' (Continues, below.) theodp continues: "That should not be confused with Microsoft's pending patent for Geographic Reminders, which allows users to specify reminders such as 'pick up milk if I am within a ten minutes drive of any grocery store.' That all four tech giants chose to pursue remember-the-milk patents — and the USPTO is considering and granting them — is all the more remarkable considering that Microsoft suggested location-based reminders were obvious in a 2005 patent filing, which informed the USPTO that 'a conventional reminder application may give the user relevant information at a given location, such as 'You're near a grocery store, and you need milk at home.' So much for that immediate patent quality improvement promised by the America Invents Act!"

250 comments

  1. And another useful technology is ripped apart by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To the strongest lawyers go the spoils

    1. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by LordThyGod · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yea, I was thinking it was the lunatics running the asylum, but it might be lawyers, indeed. What a sorry state of affairs that this kind of BS is not stopped at the door. "Get the fuck out and don't try that crap again".

    2. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by durrr · · Score: 2

      With some proper user-friendly dev tools it should be trivial to bypass patents such as this. "If location == supermarket then run milkreminder" shouldn't require much of a brain for the end suer to figure out, or read from a guide.

      But of course, development tools and computer programming that is usable by ordinary mortals is apparently in the same folder as food for the poor, equal wages and general fair conduct that no one with influence is willing to do.

    3. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by icebike · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually I was thinking the opposite might happen.

      The court might just line them up and bitch slap the whole lot of them.

      If a whole bunch of people come up with the same invention at roughly the same time it becomes the perfect definition of TRIVIAL AND OBVIOUS.

      Once you have bricks generally available in the market place, you can't patent the brick outhouse.

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    4. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by SQLGuru · · Score: 3, Informative

      I offer up Tasker as potential prior-art. It does a lot more than remind based on geo-location, but that is one potential application of the tool.

      http://tasker.dinglisch.net/

    5. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by stephathome · · Score: 2

      for the end suer to figure out, .

      Such an appropriate typo, I love it.

    6. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish the slashdot crowd would stop bashing the lawyers whenever a story about patents, trademarks, copyright, etc is published. How are the corporate lawyers to blame for this? If the legal system makes it possible for commercial actors to compete using patent lawsuits, the other actors are bound to do the same in self defence. It's economically rational.

    7. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      If a whole bunch of people come up with the same invention at roughly the same time it becomes the perfect definition of TRIVIAL AND OBVIOUS.

      I guess the invention of the telephone probably should have fallen in the same boat then, with Bell submitting his application just a few hours ahead of Elisha Gray.

    8. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Most people don't know how to use most of the features of their phone, their computer and probably their car's radio. That was one of the reasons Microsoft developed the much hated ribbon. Apple has understood this for a while and so designs stuff to "just work", or more accurately "do it for you". That seems fairly reasonable to me, it saves having to set up a location for that task if the phone just knows that milk is bought in shops so it should remind you when you get to one.

      I am a programmer but my memory is so bad that unless it actually starts vibrating as I walk past the milk fridge it ain't gonna help, so warning me in the carpark is too early. Some Japanese phones already do that, there is some kind of location system inside certain buildings like train stations and shopping malls that can direct you to the right place, but it probably needs some infrastructure that we don't have. BTW, did I mention I am a programmer so I know a bit about this stuff?

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    9. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Once you have bricks generally available in the market place, you can't patent the brick outhouse.

      True, but you probably can prevent other people from selling their own brick outhouses while you drag them though the courts, during which time you have the market to yourself. It works best in the tech world where a delay of a year can be worth billions and the few million on legal fees are easy to justify.

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    10. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by EEPROMS · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually there is evidence now that Bell lied and visited a patent office to view Greys patent application before Bell filed his own, In fact if Bell offered the same evidence today in a modern court he would have not been awarded the patent. Bell also avoided any recognition that he invented the telephone in his future years, maybe guilt was on his conscious,

    11. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by spungebob · · Score: 1

      Does "prior art" even matter anymore?

      I thought that America Invents changed the game from "first to think of it" to "first to file for it"?? If that's true then prior art doesn't mean squat anymore. Which, now that I think about it, would create a rather chilling effect on the idea of even discussing a new idea with ANY one for fear that the person you talked to might beat you to the patent office even though it was truly your idea in the first place. Not sure I see how that change would make anything better for actual inventors, though it certainly would cut the patent office workload...

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    12. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is reiterated every time patents are mentioned: "first to file" had nothing to do with prior art and only applies when two parties file patents for same invention. Prior art is still (and, in theory, even more) effective.

      RTFM, FFS.

    13. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      For those who religiously doesn't RTF anything linked on /., here's the excerpt from the act.

      ``Sec. 102. Conditions for patentability; novelty

              ``(a) Novelty; Prior Art.--A person shall be entitled to a patent
      unless--
                              ``(1) the claimed invention was patented, described in a
                      printed publication, or in public use, on sale, or otherwise
                      available to the public before the effective filing date of the
                      claimed invention; or
                              ``(2) the claimed invention was described in a patent issued
                      under section 151, or in an application for patent published or
                      deemed published under section 122(b), in which the patent or
                      application, as the case may be, names another inventor and was
                      effectively filed before the effective filing date of the
                      claimed invention.

              ``(b) Exceptions.--
                              ``(1) Disclosures made 1 year or less before the effective
                      filing date of the claimed invention.--A disclosure made 1 year
                      or less before the effective filing date of a claimed invention
                      shall not be prior art to the claimed invention under subsection
                      (a)(1) if--
                                              ``(A) the disclosure was made by the inventor or
                                      joint inventor or by another who obtained the subject
                                      matter disclosed directly or indirectly from the
                                      inventor or a joint inventor; or
                                              ``(B) the subject matter disclosed had, before such
                                      disclosure, been publicly disclosed by the inventor or a
                                      joint inventor or another who obtained the subject
                                      matter disclosed directly or indirectly from the
                                      inventor or a joint inventor.

      I.e. "If it was published or used in any form before - patent's no go, unless the one publishing/using was inventor - then he has a year to patent it", which should encourage publishing inventions early.

    14. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by icebike · · Score: 2

      I wish the slashdot crowd would stop bashing the lawyers whenever a story about patents, trademarks, copyright, etc is published. How are the corporate lawyers to blame for this? If the legal system makes it possible for commercial actors to compete using patent lawsuits, the other actors are bound to do the same in self defence. It's economically rational.

      Right, because lawyers never push the envelope.

      There is no law that can't be stretched just a little. Then a little more.
      Its impossible to write a law so comprehensive that no one can find a way to weasel more out of than was intended.

      Instead of finding the line, and backing away from it, lawyers see their job as finding the line and stepping over it just a tiny bit.
      Then a tiny bit more. Soon its Katy bar the door, with a whole body of court decisions to back them up.

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    15. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not disagreeing, but what exactly are we considering lunacy here?

      If there's prior art, ok. But if not, trying to patent a system that uses the GPS functions of your portable computer to trigger event based notifications of your proximity to related stores in a database against a personal list of items (presumably somehow categorized, manually or automatically) seems like a legit invention... for a change.

    16. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by mikael · · Score: 1

      Just wait until the first lawsuit when someone is driving down the freeway, is distracted by their phone going off with a reminder, and gets into a crash.

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    17. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by mikael · · Score: 2

      Some guy patented the truncated tetrahedron as a way of creating lockable paved driveways. The shape will prevent the bricks from moving out of place.

      Though there is prior art in the form of Inca/Aztec hill cities, who built walls using stones with trapezoidal edges. Same principle, but used to stop earthquakes from demolishing structures.

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    18. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by spungebob · · Score: 1

      Thanks for straightening me out by answering my question with a snarky bitch-slap rather than a patient and thoughtful clarification, FFS. Though I'm sure it won't change your self-righteous indignation any, I did RTFM before I posted and it frankly wasn't that clear to me so, yeah thanks for the insight.

      It's asshats like you that have caused me to spend less and less time on /. these days.

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    19. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Difference being only one patent can stand and if all of them were granted then can any of them stand?

    20. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Conscience.

      As in, Bell also avoided any recognition that he invented the telephone in his future years, maybe guilt was on his conscience,

      -Pedant Society

      (The grammar society may also want to weigh in at some point)

    21. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama saw that the patent system was pretty broken, and decided to break it again. One of many reasons I'm not voting for him again.

    22. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      There's an easy solution.

      Invalidate all patents, then fine the patent office a large sum for each "offense".

      Granting patents like this should be illegal, and there should be penalties for the USPTO for any such occurrence.

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    23. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by citizenr · · Score: 1

      Its a software patent, Implementations dont matter, you CANT implement around it. Its basically "if you do X while Y _on a mobile device_" you infringe.
      Same goes for prior art. It doesnt matter as long as you can afford lawyers, just look up Amazons one click.

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    24. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to the Velcro corporation. Yes, if you were to call it Velcro, you need their permission first. So what your left with is hook and loop fabric.

    25. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In the old days, you'd be driving around. And you'd see a grocery store. And you'd think, "Shit, I'm right out of milk!", and you'd stop and get some.

      I'd say it's another case of "something old, but done on a mobile device"

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    26. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Thanks for straightening me out by answering my question with a snarky bitch-slap

      I can understand his annoyance, because some ill-informed asshat says the same thing every fucking time patents are mentioned, and somebody else believes them and lo and behold, we have yet another ill-informed asshat.

      Did you really think an entire act can be summed up in three words? Borrow some common sense and use it before you give it back..

      Frankly, I think he was more gentle than you deserve. If that was a bitch-slap you must be a delicate flower indeed.

      It's asshats like you that have caused me to spend less and less time on /. these days.

      Whatever. Shut the door on the way out.

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    27. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by spungebob · · Score: 1

      Trolling for things to be angry at? Just makes you another asshat...

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    28. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by dantynan707 · · Score: 1

      To the strongest lawyers go the spoils

      fine -- as long as it's spoiled milk.

    29. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by niftymitch · · Score: 1

      ..... Some Japanese phones already do that, there is some kind of location system inside certain buildings like train stations and shopping malls that can direct you to the right place, but it probably needs some infrastructure that we don't have. BTW, did I mention I am a programmer so I know a bit about this stuff?

      This sounds like prior art to me.

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    30. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by niftymitch · · Score: 1

      .....snip....
      Once you have bricks generally available in the market place, you can't patent the brick outhouse.

      Interesting...
      If you could not build an outhouse without bricks....
      If you could build an outhouse and then learned about bricks...

      The invention of bricks set the stage for building things... i.e.
      bricks were invented to build things and it is "obvious" that
      building things with bricks is possible.

      There is/ was such a thing as a materials application patent.
      i.e. the use of Teflon to make a resealable valve for liquid
      oxygen...

      Anyhow the GPS receiver and other sensors were placed in the phone
      with the intent and purpose of location based services. The most
      obvious service is 911 emergency police location services. I am
      of the opinion that using a device as it was intended is obvious.

      Back to bricks... there are a lot of bricks.. big ones, small ones, mud bricks,
      fired bricks, cement bricks, refractory brick, pavement bricks, Lego, adobe...
      building a brick shit house out of each is a unique, novel and patent-able
      idea.

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    31. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by suutar · · Score: 1

      Prior art still has an effect; you still (theoretically) can't patent something 'obvious' or something that's actually been available for sale for a year. Switching to first-to-file mostly gets rid of arguments about "yeah, my app got in a month later but I thought of the idea 3 months before them, really!"

    32. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is nothing. Wait for the day when all these Location based patents make it illegal for anyone to make a mental reminder to something at someplace without using one of these devices. Making shopping lists at home should be illegal because otherwise we can't sell these gadgets, you see?

    33. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      I am a programmer so I know a bit about this stuff?

      By that logic, so does a cow.

    34. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Lawyers will sell their own mothers into slavery if the price is right. That's why.

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    35. Re:And another useful technology is ripped apart by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You still here?

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  2. Ahhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't take it anymore! What has become of this planet?

    1. Re:Ahhhh by Haedrian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Someone discovered you can make money much easier if you suffocate the competition using the law than producing better products.

    2. Re:Ahhhh by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't take it anymore! What has become of this planet?

      Please do not confuse USA with the rest of the world!

    3. Re:Ahhhh by Baloroth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ah, you mean like Germany where the Samsung Tab got banned because it was a rectangle? I know people love saying "well, that's just them", but the reality is everyone is being affected by stupid laws like this. ACTA, anyone?

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    4. Re:Ahhhh by CodeReign · · Score: 0

      You realize that to be able to trade globally you have to follow guidelines set out by international bodies. Those guidelines include having acceptable determent for intellectual property infringement

    5. Re:Ahhhh by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Or TPPA. ACTA is nothing compared to that. TPPA even allows the pharma industry to screw the US government! Equal opportunity screwing!

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  3. Ugh... by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is where out US patent group, judicial branch, executive branch, I don't know who exactly, needs to step in and say "YOU DID NOT INVENT REMINDING PEOPLE TO DO STUFF!" and prevent these companies from spending (wasting) money and time on winning the patent to do it. Their struggle to win that patent is not value adding for the country in any way whatsoever, but they'll do it anyway for their own gain. It's wasted money that could better go into R&D, for example.
    So tell them now, level the field... and prevent all that wasted effort.

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    1. Re:Ugh... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...I don't know who exactly, needs to step in and say "YOU DID NOT INVENT REMINDING PEOPLE TO DO STUFF!" and prevent these companies from spending (wasting) money and time on winning the patent... prevent all that wasted effort.

      Yes, but whoever it is that might step in and stop the madness, remember, they likely are lawyers themselves, or sons of lawyers, or otherwise deeply connected to the legal profession. Effort is not wasted when it leads to remuneration of yourself, your family, or your colleagues.

    2. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, even the US president has a degree in law (cum-laude, nota bene), so my hopes that this situation will somehow resolve itself are rather low.

    3. Re:Ugh... by charliemerritt · · Score: 2

      "I don't know who exactly, needs to step in and say "YOU DID NOT INVENT REMINDING PEOPLE TO DO STUFF!" " The USPTO (They are in charge of patents). But oh no, if you go to enough "schooling" you can get a license to be a professional lier (did I mean lawyer?). They like to talk of "professional ethics" - but they will use a mouse while writing a patent for a mouse - and the patent examiner will use a mouse while granting the patent. Then the little guy trying to sell a computer with a mouse can pay $5 each for use of "mouse" - or buy himself a better lawyer than (corporation with BIG bucks). I have a VERY OLD GPS that I have set up to beep every time I pass the grocery store, remembering eggs involves a phone call to wife ;-)

    4. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have a VERY OLD GPS that I have set up to beep every time I pass the grocery store, remembering eggs involves a phone call to wife ;-)"

      Milk.... You're supposed to remember the Milk!... Not the eggs.

    5. Re:Ugh... by honkycat · · Score: 1

      This, and I think a patent like this misses the point. This is a patent on doing something, not on a method for doing something. A morally defensible patent needs to define a particular, specific method for accomplishing a goal. Furthermore, that method itself needs to be non-obvious to an expert who has been asked to achieve that goal.

    6. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personal renumeration at the expense of just about everyone else on the planet ought to be punishable by death. The people you speak of are scum sucking assholes.

    7. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but R&D is *hard*

      Bringing sanity to the patent system (and the legal system as a whole) is basically a call to shut down that entire industry. An industry full of talkers, not do'ers.

    8. Re:Ugh... by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      What? You wanna to punish WallStreet???

    9. Re:Ugh... by Ihmhi · · Score: 2

      I imagine the number of federal politicians (President, Vice President, Representatives, and Senators) that have not been a lawyer (or involved in law) at some point is very, very small. The only one that comes to mind is Ron Paul, who is a medical doctor. (Incidentally, the only reason I remember this is because of all the reading I've done on him over the years and I was surprised to find that he's a doctor and not a lawyer.)

      Supreme Court justices obviously don't count as they were all lawyers at some point. Now if there was someone on the Supreme Court who was never involved in law, that would be a surprise.

      ...actually, no it wouldn't.

    10. Re:Ugh... by kermidge · · Score: 1

      "...I don't know who exactly..."

      The 'who', ultimately, is we.

      Enough already with the pinhead greed-borne stupid motherfucking patent ideas. It's beyond insane. Just recent stories concerning rounded corners, swiping or flicking one's finger on a surface, ingesting water not helping to prevent dehydration, performance royalties for campfire songs or Happy Birthday, patenting the Web, are enough to destroy the equanimity of a rock. Enough.

      "It's wasted money that could better go into R&D, for example."

      Even spending it on booze and hookers would better serve the economy. Write the app, make it secure, slim, efficient then sell it, give it away, open source it. If it's useful it will be used. People will remember and look to you more favorably for their next good or service. If you truly invent something that's non-obvious to the artful and doesn't use prior art, far out. Until then, fuck off. Oh, and consider retraining the excess dunderheads in management and legal as groundskeepers or such, that their talents might be put to better use.

    11. Re:Ugh... by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      FYI: remuneration

    12. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a battle to make people learn how to forget things, and thus, the service/software becomes relied on to help them remember, and therefore, bum-bum-da-bum, a "novel" idea. They also rely on it more because they get lazier by relying on it and then they think it's useful for that, too.

      I wish the people in Capitol Hill would see through this "let's make it easier" garbage.

    13. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there is no requirement that Supreme Court Justices be lawyers and some that might by some people be considered the best were not.

  4. We're all looking for the milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.rememberthemilk.com/

    1. Re:We're all looking for the milk by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 2
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  5. Location-based reminders? by mikael_j · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How exactly does one get a patent on location-based reminders? I know I'm not the only one who has considered that idea and the actual implementation should be fairly straightforward (when you consider that APIs and hardware required for it all exist, hell even if you go the "IN THE CLOUD" route it would be relatively easy to figure out (Track position constantly, periodic "pings" to "The Cloud" that pass along your approximate coordinates, in return you get a JSON/XML reply with any nearby reminder positions which are cached locally, if/when you are close enough to a reminder position your device reminds you, new reminders are automagically submitted to the same "Cloud server", for local storage you just skip "The Cloud" and store everything locally)).

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    1. Re:Location-based reminders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have had apps that do this, like, forever. It's nothing new.

    2. Re:Location-based reminders? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How exactly does one get a patent on location-based reminders? I know I'm not the only one who has considered that idea and the actual implementation should be fairly straightforward (when you consider that APIs and hardware required for it all exist, hell even if you go the "IN THE CLOUD" route it would be relatively easy to figure out (Track position constantly, periodic "pings" to "The Cloud" that pass along your approximate coordinates, in return you get a JSON/XML reply with any nearby reminder positions which are cached locally, if/when you are close enough to a reminder position your device reminds you, new reminders are automagically submitted to the same "Cloud server", for local storage you just skip "The Cloud" and store everything locally)).

      The whole concept of "obvious to a person skilled in the art" has been ground into the dirt for 20+ years now.

    3. Re:Location-based reminders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A note on a fridge is a location-based reminder. It's based on a location, the kitchen, and it's a reminder.

    4. Re:Location-based reminders? by fsckmnky · · Score: 1

      If only the people issuing the patents, arguing the patents, and judging the validity of the patents, were skilled.

    5. Re:Location-based reminders? by Raenex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The whole concept of "obvious to a person skilled in the art" has been ground into the dirt for 20+ years now.

      Yup. Before it was patenting X, "on the Internet". Now it's patenting X, "on the mobile".

    6. Re:Location-based reminders? by Haedrian · · Score: 1

      Don't forget X "on the cloud"

    7. Re:Location-based reminders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend did this with WLAN in the university like 6+ years ago. It was part of a research program which was associated with the city-wide WLAN, especially the location part of that.

      So there is prior art and Apple can go screw themselves.

    8. Re:Location-based reminders? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One of the things that has me curious...

      I have a Garmin Edge bike computer, which I got back in 2006. I can create courses on this and have it notify me of important things along the route (eg, "slow down", "right turn"). This seems like it's the same concept. Even though it has nothing to do with milk, could this be shown as prior art?

      Heck, I would think any Navigation application could be shown as prior art, as it reminds you to turn right or left.

    9. Re:Location-based reminders? by cob666 · · Score: 1

      Garmin has had proximity and location alerts for quite a while.

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    10. Re:Location-based reminders? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The worst part is that this patent is for something that is obvious even to someone not skilled in the art. The point of that clause is that for something to be unpatentable is that even if it is not obvious to the average person, it is obvious to "a person skilled in the art". This is a patent on something that is obvious to just about anyone.

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    11. Re:Location-based reminders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bu bu but if we outlaw patents, only criminals will have patents... wont somebody think of the patent lawyers!!!

    12. Re:Location-based reminders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that prior art apply to Amazon or Microsoft or Google? Or do you have some sort of raging hard-on for Apple?

    13. Re:Location-based reminders? by jhjessup · · Score: 1

      The whole concept of "obvious to a person skilled in the art" has been ground into the dirt for 20+ years now.

      Not entirely.

    14. Re:Location-based reminders? by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      That's on a bike computer. This is on a phone, so is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!

    15. Re:Location-based reminders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like you didn't read the article. But it's all right, it was a lot of big words and all that. You can go back to your Mac now.

    16. Re:Location-based reminders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget about the X "marks the spot" that the good old pirates used. =P

  6. We're all peasants anyway by Pete+Venkman · · Score: 3, Informative

    We are already all criminals anyway in one way or another. Why not just ignore these patents and keep living life? We're the peasants in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    1. Re:We're all peasants anyway by GrumpySteen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You shouldn't ignore the stupidity of the patent system any more than we should ignore a burglar who only targets the opposite of your gender. Sure, you may not be directly effected directly, but it affects society.

      Patent trolls stifle innovation, make the development of new products more expensive and have a negative effect on us all, even if it's only an indirect effect.

    2. Re:We're all peasants anyway by Pete+Venkman · · Score: 2

      I can still innovate all I want. The US's obsession with IP shows me that the US doesn't want new products to be manufactured or sold here. There are plenty of people that aren't Americans, and they like jobs and products just as much as we do.

    3. Re:We're all peasants anyway by cornholed · · Score: 0

      Developer: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
      King Google/Apple/Amazon: Bloody peasant!
      Developer: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

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    4. Re:We're all peasants anyway by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can innovate all you want. But if you try to make a living by selling those innovations and run into someone who bought a stupidly obvious patent that should never have been granted, prepare to be bankrupted by the legal system that you suggested we simply ignore since we're all criminals anyway.

      And don't think that being in another country will protect you. Every developed country on the planet has a patent system. It won't necessarily be an American who rips you a new one.

      And saying that "the US doesn't want new products manufactured or sold here" is idiotic. A company that applies for a patent here wants to prevent competition, but they damned want their own products to be sold here (and manufactured, too, if it's cost-effective).

    5. Re:We're all peasants anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > effected directly, but it affects

  7. I have a good idea by Haedrian · · Score: 1

    Grab the Patent Lawyers and get them to Battle Royale fight to the death over the patent.

    It'll be almost as much as fair and the world could use a few less of them.

    1. Re:I have a good idea by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Funny

      I know a Surinamese citizen who is kind of proud of their 1982 "kill a few lawyers" coup, they said it went pretty well for the rest of the country:

      http://www.worldrover.com/history/suriname_history.html

    2. Re:I have a good idea by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Trial by combat is still technically de jure in some circumstances, my old flatmate challenged Sir Cameron Makintosh to a duel, and is still owed either a fight or half of Sir Cameron's estate. Technically. But the idea of both parties being able to insist their lawyers fight it out is one I'm going to save in the little golden box in my brain. Thank you for that image.

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    3. Re:I have a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to that history you linked, it doesn't seem as good as you make out. The coup was is 1980 which resulted in what seemed to be (from my reading) a military dictatorship, who in 1982 killed 15 leaders of the opposition, some of whom happened to be lawyers. They weren't killed because they were lawyers but because they were opposing those in charge.

  8. Good God... by AngryDeuce · · Score: 4, Informative

    So now a location-based reminder is a fucking patentable thing? What's next, a patent on something that remembers phone numbers for you?

    This shit has got to stop...

    1. Re:Good God... by toppromulan · · Score: 2

      Ja I was thinking like, doesn't having a passenger in the car who sees the store and reminds you we're out of milk at home fall under prior art? *facepalm* What'll they patent next, a sign for a urinal that reminds you to kind of lean into the urinal to save on splatter?

    2. Re:Good God... by GIL_Dude · · Score: 1

      So now a location-based reminder is a fucking patentable thing? What's next, a patent on something that remembers phone numbers for you?

      I think next, they will figure out that simply reminding you to buy milk when you are near a store isn't very smart. You buy the milk, then it sits in your car while you go to work. When you get back out of work, you see the milk is spoiled. Next, the patent will be for "location based reminders that remind you to buy milk when you are on your way home and you are near a store that is within 30 minutes of your house ". I work 38 miles from home - which in the morning is a 40 minute drive and on the way home is an hour and 25 minutes. I don't want milk while I am near work - that would be stupid. I want it when I am almost to my house and on the way home.

    3. Re:Good God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's next, a patent on something that remembers phone numbers for you?

      That's been done, obviously: https://www.google.com/search?q=electronic+phone+book&btnG=Search+Patents&tbm=pts&tbo=1&hl=en

    4. Re:Good God... by Anguirel · · Score: 1

      Ja I was thinking like, doesn't having a passenger in the car who sees the store and reminds you we're out of milk at home fall under prior art?

      No, no it does not. The Sun is not prior art on the standard incandescent light bulb, and that light bulb is not prior art to the LED, even if all three "just produce light". People have been catching mice for thousands of years, but you can still (in theory) build a better mouse trap, and if no one has done it your way before, you can also patent it. Basic math has been managed for thousands of years by people, but the electronic calculator was still a pretty neat invention deserving of a patent.

      The end-result isn't the important part of a patent. It's the specific methodology used to get there. This particular set of patent may appear pretty obvious (e.g. "Hook up GPS locations to Alerts and have it remind you when you get to a specific place"), but specific implementations might be quite complicated and novel indeed (e.g. "Hook up Natural Language processing to get specific words out of a sentence, use a Natural Language database to acquire 'milk' as a conceptual object that could be purchased as the probably intended variation of 'get', use GPS to get current location, use map resources (local or internet) to check for retailers of that product, set multiple locations for alert reminding to purchase milk when user is close to any of those retailers that could sell milk, periodically recheck to ensure user has not passed out of the region that has been set up for those alerts, and all of that handled automatically and without further user input beyond initial 'Remind me to get milk' request").

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    5. Re:Good God... by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Sure. "turn right at the next light" from your car's nav device is a thing of the past. So are "you are here" with longitude-latitude coordinate display markers. Get with the times.

      --
      Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once ... with negative results.
    6. Re:Good God... by toppromulan · · Score: 1

      To manufacture a system with similar effects as an existing system, but somehow yours is better internally or comes about in a better fashion, I don't know. I cry foul on the very notion of prior art really. To the tigers in the zoo, Madeline was like "POO POO". It seems like the inverse operation doesn't hold up. Engineer 1 invents a broadcast light source, the camp light, patents it and who would want to be walking around with a candle on a plate eh, eh? This is easier than moving your smoking coal fire. Engineer 2 in the other valley lights up one of his hanging art pieces against the rock face and finds it lights up the whole area for an hour. Engineer 1 sues engineer 2 for infringing on prior art of broadcasting light, and has all these people backing him up since the camp light sales just went way down who want their money. That's how I see it and that's why I just duff around and put stuff in the public domain explicitly if anything, generally.

  9. just obvious human logic by Max_W · · Score: 2

    Should such obvious, humanly logical things be patented at all? What if someone patents, say, "To submit form press OK." The whole civilization may stop.

    1. Re:just obvious human logic by Brucelet · · Score: 1

      Well in that case there's lots of prior art, but I guess that's never stopped absurd patent claims before...

    2. Re:just obvious human logic by icebraining · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Location aware reminders do too. Geominder for S60 phones was released years before the first iPhone.

    3. Re:just obvious human logic by QuasiSteve · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, but the devil is usually in the details.

      After all, we can pretty much say that any satnav is prior art. You tell it to give you a reminder when you're near your destination and lo and behold, when you're near it it does indeed inform you that you have arrived at the location.

      The question is how, exactly, the patent applications are phrased and what, exactly, they cover. From the summary, for example, the Google one just covers a spoken voice and/or vibration.. in theory that would mean it doesn't cover a text and/or image reminder.. if that is the case it may even have been to specifically avoid a patent that covers the text or image implementation.

      That to the common man they're practically the same thing, and even if they weren't, are all obvious.. doesn't matter to the patent office.
      I feel for the guy working at the U.S. one who answered questions on Slashdot a long time back.. I doubt any of his frustrations have been addressed.. it only got worse.
      Of course it's no better in Europe; http://yro.slashdot.org/story/02/08/09/0012208/peek-into-european-patent-examining-cancelled

    4. Re:just obvious human logic by kurthr · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct... the details of the patent claims (and supporting specification) are very important.
      However, the selection of the examiner is also extremely important.
      I won't be surprised if one of these patents is issued in a first action allowance, even if another (perhaps even narrower) receives a final rejection.

      Some companies even submit multiple applications with minor tweaks to the abstract so that they go into different branches of art.
      When the first examiner allows the patent, you abandon all of the others so that any prior art discovered by another examiner doesn't make it to the file folder.

      Multiple submission triples or quadruples the cost of filing, but you can dramatically improve the chance of allowance for highly suspect patents.

    5. Re:just obvious human logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see your "To submit form press OK" and raise with a "... on a computer".

  10. Just look at all those assholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Stealing a new innovative technology that Apple has worked on for years to invent.

  11. Patent Reform by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

    I'd like to say I hope that we get some kind of patent reform which fixes all of this, but to be honest I don't understand it well enough to state with any confidence what needs to happen. IANAPL. Can someone who is shed some light on what would need to happen for this quagmire to end?

    1. Re:Patent Reform by Haedrian · · Score: 2

      The large companies have to stop making money using this magical method.

      Then they'll call the lobbyists off and the government can finally obey like the good puppets they are.

      So unless there's a nuclear war, society collapses, or zombies rise up - probably never.

    2. Re:Patent Reform by JoeMerchant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Can someone who is shed some light on what would need to happen for this quagmire to end?

      A gradually increasing restriction on granting new silly, obvious patents. A gradual raising of the bar in what it takes to defend a patent successfully.

      The real problem is: any shock to the status quo will make the people with money nervous, they'll feel uncertain about the future and less confident in predicting how they are going to turn their giant pile of cash into a more giant pile of cash, and in the face of that uncertainty, they'll just sit on their piles and watch them shrink slowly instead of putting the money at risk (in use).

      Patents are a big part of that security blanket for investors, it makes them feel warm and fuzzy knowing how they can strike back at other kids who might try to steal their lunch money, it's kind of like that line "God created man, but Mr. Smith & Wesson made all men equal." A smaller version of nuclear detente'. If you have access to a sufficient nuclear arsenal of patents, you can go up against much larger companies and hold your own with a threat of mutual annihilation.

      I put part of the blame on the .com bubble - investors were feeling all warm and fuzzy then, and the patent office was helping them feel that way by granting them patents on whatever they wanted. Change the rules quickly, and you'll have negative economic consequences.

    3. Re:Patent Reform by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      For the publicly traded companies to stop doing this, it has to stop helping boost stock shares. That means stockholders have to learn that a company doesn't become more attractive just because it patented something, but only if that patent will actually make the company a profit.

      These are the same stockholders who will sell a very profitable company short because some metric says to always sell whenever employment costs in that industry have risen to over 18% or so of total operating costs, then invest in a non-profitable company that is engaged in a lawsuit and has promised to pay a law firm 33% of the resulting profits, without realizing that same metric says those lawyers are really just more employees.

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    4. Re:Patent Reform by Haedrian · · Score: 1

      The problem is that it does. Look at what happened to Sun. It had some very nice patents. So obviously people wanted it - for the patents of course. That made it attractive, because you could use that sort of stuff to bully other companies into giving you a cut over the mobile technologies.

    5. Re:Patent Reform by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Ban the damn things outright. It was a stupid idea conceived in the time of the horse and buggy and enshrined by patriarchs I'd really like to b*tch slap for a great many things.

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    6. Re:Patent Reform by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Companies will not stop unless and until they are abolished outright. It's the classic "drop your gun", "no you drop yours" type scenario. Aside from the trolls, most everyone else is simply doing it because they won't be in business for long if they don't.

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  12. You forgot to get X patent is what I really need. by Ice+Station+Zebra · · Score: 2

    I don't need a reminder on what to get, I need a reminder on what I forgot to get. Let's say I'm baking bread and I put down that I need flour. However, I forgot that used up my yeast when I last baked two weeks ago and I forgot to put that down on my list. The "you forgot to get" feature would look at my past purchasing history and tell me, hey you might want to check if you have enough yeast since you last purchased yeast 6 months ago. Maybe even it could see if a phone is currently located in the house where you live, is one of your families phones and send a text message asking them to check and see if there is any yeast in the cupboard.

    However, I really think a majority of software patents are STUPID and COMPLETELY FUCKING OBVIOUS.

  13. Time for this to all end. by pro151 · · Score: 2

    Someone in a position of authority in Government has got to wake up and say STOP! This shit has gone so far beyond ridiculous, I doubt that there is a word or phrase to describe it other than FUBAR. (Change the meaning of "R" from recognition to recovery)

  14. Maybe it's just me, but, by Daneurysm · · Score: 3, Informative

    this sure seems to reek of obvious. The fact that multiple companies are racing to patent essentially the same thing--which is just seemingly logical extension of an existing idea (reminders)--seems to underscore that.

    1. Re:Maybe it's just me, but, by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      That's alright, I just filed the "in a cloud version" of both Apple and Amazon's mobile patents...

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  15. What about the legacy stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does that mean all those billboards that say "If you lived here you'd be home by now" violate this patent? Me thinks they do... time to get out the pitch forks, the duck and the scale...

  16. possible fix by khipu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Right now, you can patent anything, and if you can get it past the USPTO, you're a winner: you can collect royalties as long as you keep your demands below what it would cost to strike down your patent. There is almost no risk or downside (at worst, you lose what you paid for getting the patent, maybe $10k).

    Since lawyers are ultimately driving this, maybe we can fix it by giving lawyers an incentive: create laws that allow companies to be sued for damages if they obtain patents if they should reasonably have known about prior art. This might restore some balance to the patent system, and companies would think twice about filing bad patents if they incur potentially hundreds of millions of dollars in liability.

  17. All of them are so similar by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

    Since they are all so similar, wouldnt it make sense to deny ALL of them?

    1. Re:All of them are so similar by green1 · · Score: 1

      It's more likely that they will approve ALL of them with the theory of "let the courts sort it out." The end result of which is that the big companies continue as business as usual, but any smaller company that tries to implement a similar thing will find themselves quickly on the wrong end of a patent infringement suit from one of the big players. Of course that's par for the course right now, the primary purpose of patents shifted from protecting innovation to stifling it years ago.

      Of course your version would be how it SHOULD work, after all, what is better proof of the obviousness of an idea than 4 different companies racing to patent the same idea!

  18. Height of invention. by drolli · · Score: 2

    Excuse me. The idea to combine geographic positions with specific messages to the user is *not new*.

    1. Re:Height of invention. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Turn Left 5 miles.

    2. Re:Height of invention. by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Now add longitude and latitude to that so you can get two for the price of one.

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  19. Re:You forgot to get X patent is what I really nee by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

    What you forgot to get= what you should get (as in these patents)-what you have got (trivial information)

  20. I'm almost bald, but.... by jhd · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... it makes my (remaining) hair hurt just thinking about how stupid this "patent race" is becoming.

    -- john

    1. Re:I'm almost bald, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      Here's your login key for a 25 percent discount: NQ5334U1

    2. Re:I'm almost bald, but.... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Fucking seriously? Targeted advertising now? On SLASHDOT?

      Goddamn spammers.

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    3. Re:I'm almost bald, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  21. Useless USPTO again by webdog314 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And the only reason that this hasn't been patented in the past is that nobody honestly believed that the USPTO could be so freaking stupid. Boy did we underestimate THAT...

    1. Re:Useless USPTO again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Future patents: telling people its dinner time, reminding children to brush their teeth before they go to bed (a location), alerting people to shovel snow if it's snowed.

    2. Re:Useless USPTO again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > the USPTO could be so freaking stupid

      The USPTO only collect fees if they issue the patent.

      The consequences of issuing trivial, obvious or duplicate patents is none. That is the problem of the companies and the courts. Note that referral for re-evaluation brings in additional fees.

      The consequences of _not_ issuing patents is loss of revenue, leading to reduction in salaries, loss of jobs and overwork due to fewer staff to deal with applications.

      If you were an examiner where rejecting applications may lead to you getting laid off, what would you do ?

    3. Re:Useless USPTO again by webdog314 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... then how about an increasing set of fees for submitting patents that are found to be too broad. In other words, they *charge* you an extra grand for the first time you do it, doubling it for each successive violation. An incentive for the USPTO to rule in the other direction, and an incentive to companies to stop trying to patent obvious things. They might be able to get away with it for a half dozen times, but then it will start to hurt.

      On the other hand, all that will accomplish is corporations spinning off distinct corporate fronts to allow them to keep up the patent wars... crap! How do you stop this??

    4. Re:Useless USPTO again by Zandali · · Score: 1

      They are stupid. They didn't even get a .com reserved for their own site.

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  22. Prior art by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some billboards are art. Pretty sure they're location based too.

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    1. Re:Prior art by houghi · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Prior art by JustOK · · Score: 1

      that'stit

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  23. What they do with the patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google: Use it defensively most likely, when you are attacked with better weapons, get the same weapons?
    Apple: Used against competitors as a means to bolster it's own product (blocks features)
    MS: Used as a way to get more money especially it's competitors (probably high license fee)

    Me: Charge them all insane fees to show how stupid this whole thing is. Use money to reform patent laws.

  24. Re:You forgot to get X patent is what I really nee by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The more interesting data mining is currently implemented as trade secrets. Apparently, the credit card companies can predict, with 99% accuracy, if you are going to get a divorce within the next two years.

    They could do useful little tricks like reminding you about the yeast at the checkout counter, but that would be creepy to most people and not as profitable for the company with the data.

  25. Make obvious patent filings result in a fine.. by Grave · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Any time an exceedingly obvious patent is filed by a company, it should be immediately placed in the public domain, and the company that filed it should be forced to pay royalties to the government. Not only would this reduce the amount of stupid patent filings and court battles, it would get our national debt paid off within a year or two.

    1. Re:Make obvious patent filings result in a fine.. by spire3661 · · Score: 2

      I somewhat agree that the patent office should be in the business of declaring what is public domain just as much as what is protected.

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  26. Re:You forgot to get X patent is what I really nee by Jakester2K · · Score: 1

    Nice.

    Actually my girlfriend suggested a variant:

    Since you may go to one store for milk, and a different store - where milk is more expensive - for something the milk store doesn't have, how about an app that DOESN'T remind you to get milk when you're at the other store.

    In other words, I'm going to patent an app that doesn't remind you to get something when you're not at the right place.

    With all those apps out there not reminding users, I should be able to sue for billions!!

  27. post-it violates those pantents? by slacer42 · · Score: 1

    or is this just a kind of prior art? It simply does not make sense to allow patents for such simple things. Is geo-caching violating location aware reminders?

  28. All These Location Based Patents by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Informative
    Are going to run into trouble, since the guys at MIT were doing the same thing in the 90s. http://alumni.media.mit.edu/~rhodes/Papers/wearhive.html, for example. I ran across a paper in the mid 90's about leaving messages for other users in specific locations. They also published some articles about some very neat camera things things they were doing, such as recognizing someone's face via a camera the wearable user was wearing, and looking up up relevant information on that user (I think out of BBDB.)

    So if you're looking for prior art to go patent busting on these big companies, a good place to start would be in the wearable computer projects in the 90's. A lot of these guys published in the journal of the ACM, too. Apple, Google and Amazon think their balls are all shiny and they're doing something new, but they're not.

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    1. Re:All These Location Based Patents by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Apple, Google and Amazon think their balls are all shiny and they're doing something new, but they're not.

        You know, they probably don't even think they're doing something new. They're counting on us believing them when they tell us they're doing something new.

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    2. Re:All These Location Based Patents by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Are not going to run into trouble, since the patent system is out of control.

      FTFY

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    3. Re:All These Location Based Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep, i remember 1994 intelligent agents doing this exact thing, location based, even face recognition based

    4. Re:All These Location Based Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And someone made an app called "geominder" for Sybian 6 years ago:

      http://ludimate.com/products/geominder/

    5. Re:All These Location Based Patents by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Actually this is rather like poker. They're just trying to bluff other companies into believing their defensive patent portfolio is stronger than it really is so they won't be sued.

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  29. 4 companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4 companies are, at nearly the same time, patenting the same thing. How is this not obvious to a person skilled in the art?

    1. Re:4 companies by green1 · · Score: 1

      Forget "skilled in the art" even lay people found this obvious! I remember many years ago thinking that if my GPS knew where I was it would seem logical that it could also tell me what to do when I was there. Later I was frustrated that my PDA had calendar, to-do list, and GPS, and yet had no way of combining the three of them. I'm technologically inclined, but I'm certainly not "skilled in the art" of making phones/GPSs/PDAs/etc.

  30. That's it! by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I'm turning GPS off right now!

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  31. Cross License to keep Plebes Out by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Microsoft, Google, Apple and Amazon will likely eventually just cross license each other and keep the wannabes out, at least for the U.S. market (don't know about foreign patents issued).

    I see a lot of bitching with respect to patents, but without patents we would not have seen the 19th & 20th century rise of the U.S. in mechanical and electrical and electronic invention.

    A society where everything is kept a Trade Secret means that few people are willing to disclose or trade information. Patents only give you a limited time right to exclusive use IF, and only when, you disclose the invention in its entirety via the patent, so others can duplicate it, invent around it or improve it. It is a magically simple solution to the older age of "guilds" where you often had to be born into the guild to be a person who could become skilled in the trades.

    1. Re:Cross License to keep Plebes Out by green1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that many patents these days are so broad as to not include any way of implementing what they describe (which means they are no better than a trade secret) AND the "limited time" isn't even applicable anymore when you realize just how long that time frame is and how fast the technology is progressing.

      I'm not an expert on patents in the 19th and early 20th centuries to know for certain if they did in fact encourage invention at that time or not (I suspect it was really a bit of a mixed bag). But I am quite certain that by the end of the 20th century and in the early 21st century they do no such thing, and in fact actively stifle innovation to large degree. At this point there is no way to invent ANYTHING without running afoul of one patent or another. Even something new and novel that nobody has ever even dreamed of is likely to run afoul of one patent or another on the shape of it's case, the method of powering it, or the user interface to run it (among other ridiculous things).

      Patents today are badly broken. They protect mega-corps at the expense of small time inventors. they protect exactly the people who need it least against those who would require it the most. It's time they were abolished, or at the very least, subjected to a MAJOR overhaul.

    2. Re:Cross License to keep Plebes Out by russotto · · Score: 1

      I see a lot of bitching with respect to patents, but without patents we would not have seen the 19th & 20th century rise of the U.S. in mechanical and electrical and electronic invention.

      Maybe it would have been the 18th and 19th century rise instead. Sewing machines, steam engines, and digital computers -- three important inventions delayed in development for years over patent wars.

  32. Method? by dimeglio · · Score: 2

    I thought patents were based on the method and not the product/service in and of itself. Everyone could implement their method slightly differently (that's the trick part) and be scot-free.

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    1. Re:Method? by scamper_22 · · Score: 1

      That's true up to a certain point.

      There are generally a few ways to reasonably implement something. The better your patent filer, the more claims they can put in the patent and the broader those claims can be.

      Truth be told, from a 'moral' stand point, I would often want the product/service/idea patent independent of the method. Like the person who invented the cardboard sleeve for hot coffee. Coffee cups have been around for decades. No one else thought of this apparently. It's a simple invention, and I wouldn't have wanted someone to just come in and steal his idea by just changing the sleeve material.

      In other cases of course, the true innovation is in fact the method... some cool optimization or cool way to solve the problem only people in the field can grasp.

  33. You assume there is a secret by roguegramma · · Score: 1

    You assume there is a trade secret which is worthy to be disclosed.

    This is not the case when there are 100.000s of equally able engineers and software developers.

    Also this is not the case when the patent is generalized so much in order to earn more money that it is hard to detect any implementation apart from the idea.

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  34. Prior arts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll say there's a natural prior arts.
    Your girlfriend (if you have any)

    You just walk around with your girlfriend then suddenly she reminds you: "hey! I just remember we're missing {milk,bread,whatever}. Let's go in there and buy it."

    This works the other way around too.

  35. Apple patents suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Apple should also have a patent which covers providing a reminder to a user whose 'to do' list includes 'suck' when the user's location matches 'an area that is near "my balls."'

  36. The difference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft and Apple are patenting things so they can extort companies to pay the licensing fees. Google is patenting things so they don't get extorted.

  37. Military System prior art by laughingskeptic · · Score: 1

    Military systems have been providing location based alerting to soldiers for decades now.

  38. Thank you patent attorneys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just glad that these companies had the patent system to incentivize them to come up with such clever and novel ideas! Imagine a world where someone had to think something like that up without the promise of 17 years of licensing revenue, I mean, who would bother?

  39. Why are you blaming the lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This behavior is perpetrated by the corporate executives who don't want any businesses to be able to compete. The lawyers are gun, but the executives are the hand that fires it.

    1. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by Githaron · · Score: 1

      Except that lawyers, unlike guns, have a choice on the cases they accept.

    2. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by lorenlal · · Score: 2

      That, or they accept the position to work at the company that decides to pull the trigger. I think that both of your points are valid and can peacefully coexist.

      After all, you still need the right gun... The one that will do the job.

    3. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by fredmosby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the problem with asking "who can we blame?". When something bad happens usually there are many people who contributed to it happening. So people usually blame the person they dislike the most. In this example you dislike unscrupulous corporate executives more than you dislike unscrupulous lawyers, so you blame the executives. The person you responded to blamed the lawyers. They're both responsible.

      A more useful question would be "how can we prevent this in the future?". There is no shortage of unscrupulous lawyers and corporate executives. As long as the patent system exists in it's current form someone will abuse it. The only way to prevent abuses like this is to change the patent laws.

    4. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      The problem is that we expect people who are paid to create profits and shareholder value to not use the laws to the maximum allowed extent to achieve those goals. The problem is with the laws and who is making them. Yes, to a certain extent, it would help if we could simply get all executives to agree to not be assholes voluntarily, but that's unlikely to happen.

      At this point, I think the concepts that we are using when we create and enforce patents need a serious update to deal with both the innovation levels we have today, but also the level of corporate interest in using them as a weapon to stifle innovation.

    5. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the problem with asking "who can we blame?" is that "who" is a subject being used as an object in the sentence. The correct form would be "whom can we blame?"

    6. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by fredmosby · · Score: 1

      That really depends on what dialect of English you speak. I speak the one that is commonly used by most Americans. You apparently speak one that is normally only used by English teachers while grading papers.

    7. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by lonecrow · · Score: 1

      Here here. I am so sick and tired of the business elite sounding off about how the government should stay out of their business and let "free markets" and "consumer choice" rule the day. Then in the next breath they instruct their underlings to implement some new rent seeking impediment to free markets.

      To this generations MBA's I suggest their grow a pair and compete on value and operational efficiencies alone.

    8. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is, who hired the lobbyists that wrote the legislation? The answer to that is clear and quantifiable, it is not subjective according to whom one dislikes.

    9. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by Moryath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the problem is that under the "obviousness" and overbroadness standards, 99% of the patents of the past 20 years probably should not have been granted, but the patent office is overwhelmed and incompetent in equal measure.

    10. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by fredmosby · · Score: 2

      Who voted in favor of the legislation? The politicians.

      Who voted the politicians into power? You and me.

    11. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      > A more useful question would be "how can we prevent this in the future?". There is no shortage of unscrupulous lawyers and corporate executives.

      And here I was thinking that the makers of Torgo's Executive Powder would never fear a shortage of raw materials.

    12. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A more useful question would be "how can we prevent this in the future?".

      Who is this "we" of which you speak?

    13. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup... but in the end, it's the result of not holding elected representatives to their campaign promises. All the people running for election are morally and ethically interchangeable, so you don't have the option of voting for someone who will behave differently.

      Obviously, if nobody ever has to deliver, they can promise anything - closing gitmo, prosecution of telcos, repeal of the PATRIOT act, reducing taxes and spending, you name it. We're selecting for liars.

      But equally obviously, if lying politicians were reliably sentenced to either prison time or reduced to never working again for more than minimum wage we'd have no such problems.

      As long as people continue to vote based on team logos (Obama wants to take mah guns because he's a DEMOCRAT!) instead of on individual character, we all continue to lose.

    14. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I don't think we can really blame these companies for these patents. This is simple yet another case of "doing it to them before they do it to us" mentality. Aside from the trolls, many of these companies filing and unfortunately receiving patents for things painfully obvious or otherwise aren't really leveraging them except when another company decides it would be a grand idea to break out their lawyers because they cannot compete on the merits of their product. In other words these are all ammunition being held in reserve in case of attack. We are merely witnessing a symptom of the disease know as patents.

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    15. Re:Why are you blaming the lawyers? by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Actually, lawyers have very little say in which cases they have to represent clients for. Lawyers have a list of things they are allowed to use in order to dump a client (conflict of interest being the big one), otherwise the lawyer can have their license revoked.

  40. Re:You forgot to get X patent is what I really nee by oakgrove · · Score: 1

    Sadly, you need to patent that shit, man or we'll be hearing about it in a years time.

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  41. Don't Worry ! by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    . I'm going to take out a patent on Claim 1. Executing logic and probability calculations in a computing machine,
    Claim 2. Representing objects or aspects of reality, and in particular physical objects in spatiotemporal situation-types using binary numeric symbols. and
    Claim 3. Applying the logic and probability calculations of claim 1. to the symbolic representations o claim 2 in order to have the computing machine discover significant associations between physical objects of different types in different stereotypical recurring situation types.

    That should cover all questions about milk and other comestibles.

    And I'm going to license it royalty free in perpetuity, because otherwise I would be embarrassed at patenting such an obvious use of Turing / Von Neumann / Babbage's technology.

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  42. This should be allowed by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    Assuming it will point out the closest gun store on the way to the patent attorney's office.

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  43. Re:You forgot to get X patent is what I really nee by russotto · · Score: 1

    The more interesting data mining is currently implemented as trade secrets. Apparently, the credit card companies can predict, with 99% accuracy, if you are going to get a divorce within the next two years.

    Note that Visa flat-out denied it. Which is unusual; usually there's a mealy-mouthed denial or a refusal to admit or deny it.

    Also, the banks don't usually know what you bought, only where you bought it. This makes such precision a little harder. That's why there's 'loyalty cards'.

  44. Patents are fucking ridiculous. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    How do you patent what basically is a fucking grocery store shopping list that has been used for ever?

    How do you patent what every family has been doing for years? Which is simply calling to remind their child, their wife, their husband... to pick up some eggs and milk.

    This fucking world needs to hurl itself into the sun.

  45. "America Invents Act" by xkr · · Score: 1

    Takes effect on the Ides of March, 2012. For new filings after date. Those new filings will start to come out of the Patent Office mill around 2017. Most professionals in the patent field (including me) don't think the new law will change patent practice much.

    Like many others in my field, I prefer to call it by its original name, the "Smith-Leahy Act," since it, disappointingly, doesn't provide meaningful improvement in "inventing."

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  46. What patents are supposed to be for... by robus · · Score: 1

    Patents were invented to make trade secrets public for the betterment of society - for example some enterprising engineer comes up with a method for making super strong steel - just looking at the end result doesn't give you any clue and if the engineer kept it as a trade secret the method might go with her to her grave - thus hurting society. She taking out a patent means that society gets to learn how to do it and she is rewarded for sharing by getting extra compensation from licensing the patent to other engineers.

    Location-based reminders is not a significant advance by that definition.... and should not be patentable IMHO. All the necessary patentable advances were in the GPS system etc upon which this simple and obvious idea is built. Makes me sick how much this system is abused.

    Doesn't it feel like almost every societal tool has been switched into reverse these days?

    Robert.

    1. Re:What patents are supposed to be for... by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I know that's the argument given, but honestly? Who the hell is going to benefit from a technology invented 20 years ago that hasn't long since been worked around because of some stupid patent forcing everyone to come up with an alternative implementation? Further, when was the last time you came across a patent from which a technology could actually be reproduced? Patents aren't blueprints. They're legalese to trip up as many people as possible in hopes of either wining money or defending against loss from other companies using their patents offensively. All patents are doing is hindering innovation and raising consumer costs.

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  47. Better late than never by kylemonger · · Score: 1

    I'm glad phones are finally getting smart. I've been waiting for years for my phone to be smart enough to turn itself off when I go into a theater, and more importantly, turn itself back on after I leave. That someone can patent ideas as simple as this is proof that the patent system needs large bombs dropped on it until there is nothing left.

  48. Re:You forgot to get X patent is what I really nee by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

    I don't need a reminder on what to get, I need a reminder on what I forgot to get. Let's say I'm baking bread and I put down that I need flour. However, I forgot that used up my yeast when I last baked two weeks ago and I forgot to put that down on my list. The "you forgot to get" feature would look at my past purchasing history and tell me, hey you might want to check if you have enough yeast since you last purchased yeast 6 months ago. Maybe even it could see if a phone is currently located in the house where you live, is one of your families phones and send a text message asking them to check and see if there is any yeast in the cupboard.

    With regard to your use case, if you used a recipe and it was in an application on your device, you could track the usage and know exactly how much you had left. Exapanding that a bit, use the bar code, scanned by the camera on the device, to record which brand you use. Cross reference that with a coupon management application to determine who has the best price today and add it to a shopping list, tagged with the geolocation of the store. The coupons are scanned and tagged to determine if they are store specific with current coupon doubling/upgrading policies taken into account when figuring the value.

    In a broader use case, if the register could use near field to communicate ( or email to start) your receipt to you. You could then update an aggregate database in the cloud for other users with up to the minute pricing similar to gas buddy types of applications. The application could then tag all of the prices with geolocation data to determine the store, region and chain involved. Shopping applications could then use that data for the most accurate savings.

    On an even larger scale, someone could then data mine that information to determine retailer's pricing trends and spot inconsistencies based on geographic location or other geographic related data such as median income, census data etc. I think it would be very revealing, which means the retailers will fight it tooth and nail.

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  49. Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just plain pathetic.

  50. Prior Art by goodmanj · · Score: 1

    Um, I think Roast Beef and Ray Smuckles have prior art on this.

    http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05082002
    http://achewood.com/eggsmilk.php

  51. T-Jeff would be so pissed by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    If the nation's first patent officer, Thomas Jefferson, knew what his beloved system has been turned into, he'd have abandoned the idea entirely, I believe.

    He even turned himself down for patents and he was the guy who approved patents!

    He also believed that the more important any technical or scientific advance was for society, the shorter the patent should last. If we had followed his original intent, everything in the iPhone would already be public domain.

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    1. Re:T-Jeff would be so pissed by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      If the nation's first patent officer, Thomas Jefferson, knew what his beloved system has been turned into, he'd have abandoned the idea entirely, I believe.

      I and countless other wish he would have...

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  52. Prior Art from 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the exact scenario described in a paper 5 years earlier.

    http://acg.media.mit.edu/people/rich/DPiswc00.pdf

  53. This is the kind of shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that makes people want to throw out all their smart devices and move into log cabins far away from all you fucking nuts.

    1. Re:This is the kind of shit... by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Does your log cabin consist of round logs? If yes, then surely you must realize it is in violation of several patents.

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  54. I looked into writing this stuff a decade ago. by szyzyg · · Score: 1

    I take BART into work and sometimes got a ride home, and sometimes I'd forget to pick up my car. So , I realised that location based alarms were a technically feasable feature using GPS units or the newer cellphones that were location aware - so you'd be able to setup reminders to pick up your car when the bay bridge was crossed, or pick up milk when you entered a supermarket.

    Back then there was no iPhone and getting the location info on most phones was just too much trouble so I abandoned the idea after a couple of weeks poking around.

  55. It's already patented by mannd · · Score: 1

    I have a patent on patenting obvious, trivial ideas. You'll be hearing from my lawyers...

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  56. Enough with this shit by monjici · · Score: 1

    I just have enough with this shit. They are not innovating or creating anything. They are just adding a parameter to a reminder. So let's file patents for other possible reminder parameters: Temperature: "reminder: buy scarf, it's fucking cold!" altitude: "reminder: dude, take a picture of the nice view" timezone change: "reminder: it's gonna be rough tomorrow" lighting: "reminder: open car lights" humidity: "reminder: bring umbrella" wumpus proximity: "reminder: kill wumpus" enough with this shit

    1. Re:Enough with this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about sue your Congress for abusing the constitution, or better, everyone should just not vote and let the system collapse.

  57. nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inventions are the result of needs. Needs are the result of the current economic and technological landscape.

    So, at any given moment, most of the world's inventors are experiencing the same set of needs at the same time, and hence tend to produce the same inventions at the same time.

    The race to the patent office is common, with people winning by sometimes very narrow margins.

    1. Re:nonsense by icebike · · Score: 1

      Inventions are the result of needs. Needs are the result of the current economic and technological landscape.

      So, at any given moment, most of the world's inventors are experiencing the same set of needs at the same time, and hence tend to produce the same inventions at the same time.

      The race to the patent office is common, with people winning by sometimes very narrow margins.

      But there are also OTHER legal requirements beyond just being first, not the least of which is non-obviousness. See also KSR vs TeleFlex.

      The mere fact that there are multiple solutions appearing nearly simultaneously suggests that the application is OBVIOUS, just as using bricks to build an outhouse.

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    2. Re:nonsense by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      No damnit, round corners are NOT obvious! If it wasn't for Apples ingenuity we'd still be running around with sharp pokey things in our pockets. Genius I tell you, genius.

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  58. Turn all of it off by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Has it occurred to anyone that not making yourself have the mental discipline to remember what errands you have to do on a given day might just be eroding our mental faculties much sooner than otherwise? Seriously: The human brain is like any other part of your body, and even more so in some ways: If you never have to think for yourself, your ability to do so diminishes. If you've got an "app" for everything on your phone, what are you going to do when you don't happen to have your phone with you, or it's not working (battery dead, no connectivity, etc)? Don't sit there and tell me "That'll never happen" because IT WILL, and it's happening to us right now: Can you dial all your freinds' phone numbers from memory? YOUR memory, NOT the phone's?

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  59. simpleminded by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    It's understandable that all those product-designer types also want to have some kind of IP protection, but can't they just go and play in some different playground?

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  60. Fuck software and business patents by theolein · · Score: 1

    Honestly, this shit is ruining the industry

  61. Dumb patent of an unhelpful idea by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's different for you guys, but generally we know when we need to go to the grocery store. We use this innovative tool - we like to call it a "grocery list" - to which we add an item when we run out of it. Then, when we go to the grocery store, we take said "grocery list" with us and purchase the items contained therein. Note that we expressly do not limit ourselves to purchasing only the items on the list.

    If we haven't gone to the grocery store recently, it's almost certainly due to our schedules rather than an inability to remember that we need to go.

    BTW while I did come up with this great idea, let this post serve as official notice that I hereby release this concept under a Creative Commons Attribution 3 Unported license, with the following modification: I hereby waive the attribution clause for any and all users.

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  62. Re:You forgot to get X patent is what I really nee by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    The denial I read said "Visa does not track marital status" blah blah blah, o.k. Visa may not, but the credit reporting bureaus used by the banks which issue Visa cards sure as hell do. And, I get a statement at the end of the year that breaks down my purchases into food, fuel, entertainment, etc. I find it hard to believe that nobody is tracking any of that data at a higher level of granularity than they are reporting it back to me... maybe not, maybe I'm just paranoid, but I know that 25 years ago, managers at grocery stores had real-time sales figures, down to the individual UPC codes and aggregated in a dozen different ways, I'm sure it wasn't long before that data made its way back to chain headquarters in real-time. And, yes, loyalty cards make it easier for the stores to track your patterns, but I use my cash-back credit card to buy groceries, they certainly could track me by that if they wanted to.

  63. You must be new here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is refreshing to watch the next generation become aware of the travesties against justice and common sense which the patent office has been perpetrating against us for the past few decades.

  64. Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if a business has posted sometime in the past 200 years, "Did you forget something?" in front of their store as a reminder that this would not be considered prior art and the patent worthless? It is location based. It is a reminder. And the purpose of the 'reminder' was the same. I see no differences.

  65. Pior Art... by David_Hart · · Score: 1

    .. they are called mothers, wives, and girlfriends...

    "Got milk" is just shortened from "Honey, did you remember to pick up some milk"...

    1. Re:Pior Art... by slamb · · Score: 1

      "Got milk" is just shortened from "Honey, did you remember to pick up some milk"...

      The innovation is being able to say "yes" (because your phone reminded you just as you approached the dairy section) instead of having to drive back to the store. Location/time of the reminder matter a lot. Obvious, maybe (I haven't read the patents; there might be details not mentioned in the summary), but also useful and not currently implemented in a mass-market product.

      (Full disclosure: I work for one of these companies but not on this.)

    2. Re:Pior Art... by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      No, they are location based perhaps, but this patent is for reminding you when you get "near" the grocery store, not after you've already arrived home...

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  66. ROFL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The patenting of obvious things has been going on for decades now. Any language about rejection based on obviousness is just there to win the hearts and minds of the public. It has no teeth.

    Patents exist to protect the RnD investment of large corporations, and to establish barriers against competition. This is not their "stated" purpose, of course, but the stated purpose is just there so that the very people oppressed by patent law will continue to approve of it.

    While all of civilization will not stop, innovation and economic growth will sure be slowed down a lot. But that is ok, because it ensures that those who are currently wealthy and powerful remain so, which is the primary duty of government and law.

  67. maybe "not all bad" by bigmammoth · · Score: 1

    The "game" is defined under terms that are illogical, we should not expect logical behavior. They aim to patent as broadly as possible push the boundaries, shift regulations in their favor. An ecosystem supportive for rapid distributions of disruptive technology may be lost... and society has to spend massive amounts of resources on patent absurdities, but we are living in times of absurd levels of innovation.

    In other words If you have to find something positive of this whole mess, it does put a bit of a damper on our march towards singularity.

    It remains unclear if the global economies can be aligned to play by these rules for slowing down technological progress, in which case we could see rise of more R&D centers in nation with more favorable systems for intellectual property management. Right now the investment trade offs have not been crossed. But at some point global innovation may transition to lots of smaller non-aligned free platforms of innovation. We can see this in non-aligned open source projects that are not subject to the more absurd patent games since they are not centers of economic power. We can see traditional of highly isolated vertically R&D centers having to reinvent the wheel on many layers of their infrastructure, or work around broad patents. This all helps slow down innovation.

    Corporations will transition into organizations consisting almost entirely of lawyers that negotiate the legal implications of distributing something that is a commodity or otherwise freely available. We can see this as an extreme version of what Google is doing with android or what pharmaceutical and gene therapy research centers have become and where they are going ... i.e more lawyers.

    Its not a positive trend for innovation..But does damper relative investment into massive R&D projects with shared infrastructure and multiple layers of shared global IP, that is the basis of hyper innovation.

    All this "unhealthy activity" may not be that "unhealthy" as it could help push singularity back a few years. Maybe even enable some legal and cultural framework for a structured roll out of the total transformation of everything that singularity will entail. Unnaturally stretching singularity out over the course of a few years instead of ripping apart global economies all at once. This may help avoid some serious problems, like total economic collapse in the "free" automation of "everything", that could leave billions of people without way to sustain their existence.

  68. Patent Busters? by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    Lets set up a community of people who seek out info on new patent applications then go and search for prior art and then start submitting that into the toe patent office against new patent applications.

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  69. Implementation. by Holi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I see no problem with three companies having patents for location aware reminders, remember patents are supposed to protect an implementation. To use a car analogy, how many patents are their for carburetors.

    The problem stems from overly broad patents. It breaks down to "I have a patent for location aware reminders now no one else can do it." is bad, while "I have a patent for doing location aware reminders in this way." is good;.

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    1. Re:Implementation. by dak664 · · Score: 1

      During negotiations with the examiner the claims are pared to something technically reasonable and usually not useful if you understand patentspeak. Then that patent is bundled with similar patents in a licensing pool that gets protection money from any that can't afford to understand or challenge it. Tthe professional players usually ante up without complaint because they are overall winners in the game.

  70. Stealing from Academia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other words do these companies deserve patents on work done year and years before in Academia?

  71. Roll your own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tools to write these sorts of applications are so readily available these days that it's straightforward enough just rolling your own. If the patent in question is *that* simple and obvious, it's *that* simple to write something yourself.

  72. Lawyers by Smiddi · · Score: 1

    Considering the human brain can remind us to "get milk" when we get to a specific location (like a shopping centre) I think this patent should extend to human thought too. This would mean that if I remember to buy milk while im at the shops, I will need to pay a royalty to the patent holder. Of course, policing this could be done in the same way as the music industry works. Where If I remember to buy milk at the shops and dont pay the royalty the company holding the patent can send out blanket legal threats to everyone in the shop at the time. It will then be up to the courts to decide if I actually remembered to buy milk prior to going to the shops. Obviously I will be considered guilty and will need to prove my innocence costing me thousands of dollars in lawyers fees.

  73. What happens when the Patent Office screws up? by alispguru · · Score: 1

    Those patents sound awfully similar to me. What happens in a case where the Patent Office grants two (or more than two) patents that cover the same "innovation"?

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  74. Re:Happy Holidays from the Golden Girls! by Kalriath · · Score: 1

    Confidant. Not bloody cosmonaut.

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  75. Re:You forgot to get X patent is what I really nee by Kalriath · · Score: 1

    They use the merchant code - they still don't know what you bought, only what the merchant says they primarily sell. Note that your pr0n is also categorised, whether it says so on your bill or not (the exception if they go via CCbill or similar, who because they don't sell the content can rightly claim that they are merely a "payment service provider" or something).

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  76. Doesn't matter anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... because US patents are just a big joke.

    I no longer respect any US software patent.
    If that idiocracy that is the US patent office grants a patent for say, wiping your arse after having a shit,
    I for one am going to pay it absolutely no notice, and continue wiping my arse, royalty free.

    The same goes for any other thing which is obvious, been done forever, or a slightly different usage of a common thing. I'm going to use any method I might happen to think of, completely irregardless of any US software patent that might already exist on it.

    I no longer recognize any US software patent.

  77. Need a change in D.C. by webnut77 · · Score: 1

    This is where out US patent group, judicial branch, executive branch, I don't know who exactly, needs to step in and say "YOU DID NOT INVENT REMINDING PEOPLE TO DO STUFF!"

    It's not gonna happen until we clean out Congress. Our representatives are not representing us.

    We need something like term limits for Congress to keep any ONE member from becoming too powerful.

  78. Asimov needs to add a new law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Asimov needs to add a new law: A robot shall not do any action which may infringe on a patent

  79. Let's all file! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like we could all file out own patents on location-aware reminders (or any other idea) and we JUST might get it granted. Then we can sue all the other companies for infringement...an idea? LOL

  80. Time to burn the ol' patent house down by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Seriously. We should just burn the patent office down.

    Location reminders. Ident that suggestion to Apple 3 years ago. It was a no brainier and should have been included in the first GPs enabled iPhone. Google Circles, had that idea for 5 years.

    Have many more. But at several thousand dollars a patent, it's pretty much relegated to the wealthy. It's why I have no respect for IP anymore. The entire IP system in its present form should be abolished as in violation of the Constitution. The patent office should be required to accept free submissions into public domain. Then if any patent is found to have had a similar entry submitted prior it's voided.

    There are better ways to accomplish the goals of patents. Ways that are far more accessible, encourage innovation and benefit the inventors. Three thing out present system obstructs.

    1. Re:Time to burn the ol' patent house down by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      And by burn, I don't mean the actual building. (Heck, there are some great historic documents recorded by the patent office.) But the system, it needs to be tossed in the fire.

  81. No, the two cases are different. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there were no lawyers who would process such patents, the corporate executives would absolutely demand them and would put foreigners through law school, if necessary, to produce them.

    If there were plenty of lawyers who would do this, but no corporate executives who wanted it, the lawyers would just do different things instead.

    So, the executives really are more to blame than the lawyers. They are the ones putting the economic power behind such patents, whereas the lawyers are merely responding to that power.

    You also talking about changing patent laws. Just remember that laws are largely written/maintained in response to lobbies, and lobbies are largely funded by wealthy corporations which are under the direction of...you guessed it....corporate executives.

  82. 2005 called with "Geominder" for the Symbian S60 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Geominder allows you to create location-based reminders that stay attached to physical locations." -circa 2005.

    I'm still amazed how companies can believe they are capable of 'inventing' such absurd ideas.

  83. It's actually really old.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically any sign on the road, is a "location-based reminder". Most navigation software gives location based reminders, although its not your laundry list. Maybe "user programmable location based reminders", though it's a little too weak in my eyes.

  84. Slow down the fabrications by wye43 · · Score: 1
    Quoted from your link:

    The mobile social network Loopt or its competitors could conceivably predict with 90 percent accuracy where an individual will be tomorrow.

    They invented that 90% number out of the blue skies, and then you make it 99%. You forgot to go through the 95% phase :)

    1. Re:Slow down the fabrications by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Read deeper, Visa denies knowing anything about marital status at all... So, maybe saying "Visa" or "MasterCard" knows these things is inaccurate, maybe we need to probe their member banks that issue the cards, you know the ones - the ones that shut down your credit when you take an unusual trip out of town or buy a gift from an unusual place so you have to call them, assure them that the charge was yours, and ask them to please let you buy some gasoline now?

    2. Re:Slow down the fabrications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are simple pattern oriented thief detection systems. Tin foil hat much?

  85. Re:You forgot to get X patent is what I really nee by Yev000 · · Score: 1

    Yet they cant predict that I'm abroad even when a Visa credit card does not need notification and is used, but a Visa debit card in the same name and the same bank is blocked for trying to take money out of an ATM.

    Visa is collecting data on your purchases, thats your statements, but they dont have anyone to make it into information with any degree of accuracy.

    By the way, in the article is 90%...

  86. RT(F?)M by neerolyte · · Score: 1
  87. Not in Pakistan by shikaisi · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that a message like "Get milk" would be blocked in Pakistan anyway.

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    1. Re:Not in Pakistan by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      If the average junior higher is any indicator then no, it'd just look like "G3t m!|_I" instead.

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  88. Only true when applying for the patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, when you are prosecuting the patent, the fine detail is thrown out IMMEDIATELY.

    Please, if you're going to pick "the devil is in the details", only allow the infringement if the DETAILS to be prosecuted.

  89. Prior Art: Omnifocus by ResidentSourcerer · · Score: 1

    Has had this feature since the first iPhone had a GPS chip. It wasn't flexible enough to remind you when you passed *any* milk store, but tasks could be assigned a location, and you could set a radius for notification.

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  90. Re:You forgot to get X patent is what I really nee by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    I think it is more the member banks who issue the cards rather than "Visa" or "MasterCard" themselves... I have had a Visa card from a small credit union, and it has never gone on "fraud alert" for any reason. I have also had a Visa card from a couple of large commercial banks, and they are pretty quick to notice when I'm in a strange town, or even buying things in my own town but out of my normal pattern.

    I went on a "wardrobe replacement" shopping trip to the local mall, bought maybe $1000 worth of clothes - more than 10x what I had spent in that mall in the previous 5 years... next day I'm trying to buy some gas and the card isn't working. Most times the bank will reinstate the card immediately upon a phone call.

  91. Obvious by kdekorte · · Score: 1

    If so many people have the same idea, it shows the idea is obvious and a patent should not be granted to ANY of them.

  92. How about this for prior art? by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    How about this: "Humans are capable of location-based reminders (some of us, anyway) so would that constitute prior art?" And why wouldn't this also be considered "obvious" and not "novel"?

  93. patents are supposed to be non-obvious, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. generate random web 2.0 buzzword
    2. generate a second random web 2.0 buzzword and append it to the first
    3. PROFIT!

    example: location awareness + to-do lists = location aware to-do lists!

  94. Remember the Milk has done this a year or more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember the Milk has had location based notification / tasks lists. I've done the same thing using the Locale plugin for Android over a year ago. It's totally obvious way to combine the technology. It's just getting popular enough that the big businesses are starting to try to patent it.

  95. What you don't understand by ajs · · Score: 1

    Most lay-people don't understand that the requirements for new patents have changed. It used to be that patents had to be innovative. Not so, any longer. They now need to abuse the patent system in innovative ways. Also, you are required to cite prior art in the form of a haiku, making citing specific patent numbers quite difficult.

  96. prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sensor on door that plays recorded message: "Welcome to Xmart. Did you know that our widgets are on sale?"

  97. Got Soy? by DrSpiffy · · Score: 1

    Who will make a phone for the lactose intolerant?

  98. recalculating... by niftymitch · · Score: 1

    "recalculating turn right....."
    A location based service for sure.

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  99. A Possible Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consolodate (create a body to do so if required) any similar pending patents, then put a time frame on any submitted application of say two years. The patent goes to the first person/company that developes and bring to market the product meeting the exact terms of the consolodated patent with say ten years protection. If after two years if no product is available, the patent becomes public domain.

    Think about it :)