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The Many Names of Linux Kernels

dartttt writes "Not many people know that Kernel releases have their codenames. Most of the Linux 2.6 and 3.x kernels include a name in the Makefile of their source trees, which can be found in the git repository. They are not publicized as such but some of them are really hilarious."

73 comments

  1. Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Linux_kernel_names is the link worth going to if you want to find out what they are.

    1. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Tsingi · · Score: 5, Funny

      All pale in comparison to "Pink Farting Weasle"

    2. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's not a link. That's a URL. This is a link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Linux_kernel_names

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    3. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by sunderland56 · · Score: 0, Troll

      And then people wonder why Linux isn't more popular in the business world.

    4. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 2

      2.6.15-rc6â"2.6.15â"2.6.16â" Sliding Snow Leopard

      QUICK SOMEONE SUE APPLE!

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    5. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by alex67500 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Judging by your encoding issues, you're using one of their products right now aren't you?

    6. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more concerned with the "Erotic Pickled Herring"

    7. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by wintercolby · · Score: 1

      I believe that the (2.6.20-rc2–2.6.20–) Homicidal Dwarf Hamster would say different, and mean it.

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    8. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Tsingi · · Score: 1

      That's not a link, This is a link.

    9. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by arkane1234 · · Score: 2

      Funny, I use Apple never had that problem. Probably just your poor luck in the past.

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    10. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's not a link that's a spoon.

    11. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no businesses use linux. Chalk one up for Microsoft, they really know how to put the "fun" in "licensing".

    12. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ThatsTheJoke.jpg

    13. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Look, Mommy! An apologist!"

    14. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      Remember, there is no spoon.

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    15. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! YEEARGH!

      This text left un-capped to let Minsc fully shout his anger at evildoers.

    16. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then people wonder why Linux isn't more popular in the business world.

      If you take the name of a product into consideration then remind me to not hire you.
      To care about such things is highly unprofessional.

    17. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Rotary Wombat - what even is that?

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    18. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by wmbetts · · Score: 1

      Would you want to tell one of your clients or boss "Don't worry your data is safe. We're running Ass Fucker v.6.9"

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    19. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by siglercm · · Score: 1

      Remember, there is no spoon.

      Spooooooooooooooooonnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

      (Note: The stupid /. filter wouldn't let me post in all caps. It has no sense of humor or of relevance, unlike The Tick. It's only a stupid idiot. Like The Tick.)

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    20. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Jonner · · Score: 2

      And then people wonder why Linux isn't more popular in the business world.

      If silly names are all that's holding back Linux, MS and Apple should be very afraid. MS's approach is no more sensible, but at least it's not very entertaining.

    21. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Mike610544 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's not a link that's a spoon.

      I can see you've played linky spoony before!

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    22. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by vinayg18 · · Score: 1

      Just the version number would suffice, I think, unless, of course, your client/boss likes to hear such words

    23. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Genda · · Score: 1

      Oh! Oh! Oh! I want one... gimmeeeee the pink farting Weasel!!!!! Oh please gimme the weasel!

    24. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Genda · · Score: 1

      I would much prefer to run my business on an OS named AF 6.9 , than be AFed by my OS 6.9 times thank you!

    25. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by cynyr · · Score: 1

      is that like knife or banana?

      http://youtu.be/ih63kbrzU3E?t=43s

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    26. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by ron-l-j · · Score: 1

      Open a windows command prompt in win seven and type ver. makes me giggle.

    27. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      This is not the link you're looking for.

      (really)

    28. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? No Fixed it for you?

    29. Re:Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman! by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      The spoon is a lie!

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  2. Damn Weasels by SavoWood · · Score: 0

    Someone please ask the pink weasels to stop farting. Actually, to be politically correct, just ask all the weasels to stop farting. No need to single out the pink ones.

    And to that, weasels are just people who fart on airplanes and look around at their neighbor to seemingly accuse them of having let it go. I didn't do it!!

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    1. Re:Damn Weasels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Someone please ask the pink weasels to stop farting. Actually, to be politically correct, just ask all the weasels to stop farting. No need to single out the pink ones.

      And to that, weasels are just people who fart on airplanes and look around at their neighbor to seemingly accuse them of having let it go. I didn't do it!!

      The Duchess emitted an enormous fart. Thinking to shift the blame, she told the butler "Stop that immediately."
      He replied "Which way did it go."

    2. Re:Damn Weasels by Tsingi · · Score: 0

      And to that, weasels are just people who fart on airplanes and look around at their neighbor to seemingly accuse them of having let it go. I didn't do it!!

      So now my enemy has a name. The day is mine!

    3. Re:Damn Weasels by iggymanz · · Score: 0

      I'm delighted to discover I'm not a weasel, as I limit my occasions of most putrid flatulence to elevators and buses.

    4. Re:Damn Weasels by Mikkeles · · Score: 0

      'Keeps the warmth coming right out ....'

      Would the colour of that warmth be brown, by any chance?

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    5. Re:Damn Weasels by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      clear, it's just fragrant, warm, vapors.

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    6. Re:Damn Weasels by Genda · · Score: 1

      No you silly git... its pink he's a farging weasel...

  3. 2.6.20 by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I used to own numerous 2.6.20's (they bred a lot) and I currently have a 2.6.21. I was also attacked by a 2.6.28-rc1 once, although it could have been a 2.6.36.

  4. Why all the military terms? by Reality+Master+301 · · Score: 1

    The "general part of linux os", with it's "major revisions", is called "the kernel"? What's next, private development? And the dvcs is called "git", 'nough said.
    "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music" -- Groucho Marx

    1. Re:Why all the military terms? by Reality+Master+301 · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm blushing, no need to mention the purpose of the preview button... :-/

    2. Re:Why all the military terms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The kernel says: "I love it when a plan comes together".

    3. Re:Why all the military terms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's the hardcore unix element that has never cared about the desktop and took a while to even give a shit about x86. This is, generally, the same element that built and operates the Internet. Linux geeks and Unix geeks are not entirely the same crowd, but we can take a look at the world and see Unix on embedded devices, tablets, every Apple device, almost every router, the majority of phones, supercomputers: basically all computing devices with the exception of an ever-shrinking "desktop" market. You may rightly point out differences in these devices, but I can access the same command line on all of them.

      From this perspective, Windows is a small and transitory phenomenon, and you, my friend, are fucking hilarious. Also, Windows 8 is going to keep linux geeks laughing for a long time. Enjoy it :)

  5. Nothing but ads on that site.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About small portion of it is the actual blog of names that aren't really funny, the rest are stupid ads....

    1. Re:Nothing but ads on that site.... by Tsingi · · Score: 0

      I saw no ads, but then, I rarely do.

    2. Re:Nothing but ads on that site.... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Ditto. Some people just don't know how to configure a browser, or addons, and probably have little idea what a HOSTS file is for. I won't even go into the possibilities of blocking sites and content on the router.

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    3. Re:Nothing but ads on that site.... by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 0

      I love my /etc/hosts file.

      There is no place like 127.0.0.1.

  6. Ubuntu Inspiration by Machtyn · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, is this where ubuntu gets its inspiration for its names?

    1. Re:Ubuntu Inspiration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, is this where ubuntu gets its inspiration for its names?

      Since the kernel names only start with version 2.6.2, I guess it is the other way round.

    2. Re:Ubuntu Inspiration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ubuntu 4.10 used the 2.6.8 kernel. naming of the kernel started with 2.6.2.

  7. Blogvertisement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    WTF is this crap? A random blog article containing a link to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Linux_kernel_names - yeah, I loughed. Btw the link to the git repo is wrong. Elsewhere such content is called SEO spam.

  8. How interesting... by SigmundFloyd · · Score: 0

    /me yawns & checks wristwatch...

    This story should have been in "idle".

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  9. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, nerds are easily amused.

    1. Re:Easy by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Yep, thanks for the entertainment.

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  10. flashbacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or was anyone else also having flashbacks of those random name generators from the olden days that would create a "cool" name for you to use on irc, ICQ or in multiplayer games?

    signed: Cononymous Award

    1. Re:flashbacks by scuzzlebutt · · Score: 0

      It's not just you. I was thinking the same thing.

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  11. Re:Where Linux fails again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    U mad, bro?

  12. Re:Where Linux fails again by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    How can you get your paid shill's income, if you post anonymously?

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  13. Re:Where Linux fails again by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    Getting Linux into mainstream desktop use is like having Solaris as mainstream desktop use.
    It's invented from the bottom up as a server...

    That being said, openoffice and firefox are great... on Apple & Microsoft operating systems.

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  14. Re:Where Linux fails again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    come at me bro!

  15. git log -p Makefile | grep "^ NAME = " | uniq -d by alanw · · Score: 5, Informative


      NAME = "Divemaster Edition"
      NAME = Sneaky Weasel
      NAME = Flesh-Eating Bats with Fangs
      NAME = Sheep on Meth
      NAME = Man-Eating Seals of Antiquity
      NAME = Vindictive Armadillo
      NAME = Temporary Tasmanian Devil
      NAME = Erotic Pickled Herring
      NAME = Killer Bat of Doom
      NAME = Rotary Wombat
      NAME = Funky Weasel is Jiggy wit it
      NAME = Arr Matey! A Hairy Bilge Rat!
      NAME = Pink Farting Weasel
      NAME = Holy Dancing Manatees, Batman!
      NAME = Nocturnal Monster Puppy
      NAME = Homicidal Dwarf Hamster

  16. Its very easy to tell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The name comes from the source. Go to the source directory and type:

    head Makefile | grep NAME | cut -d' ' -f3-

    and ouila!, you get the kernel name. I just went to my kernel sources (Kernel 3.2.0-rc2) and I get Saber-toothed Squirrel. Please note that a
    Saber-toothed Squirrel has very big teeth (bigger than a killer-rabbit). Just sayin'.

  17. So how can I discover a kernel's codename? by jc42 · · Score: 2

    This isn't a totally trivial question. I've often seen comments in forums saying that something works in kernels from the Frosty Ferret release to the Manifest Monkey release. So I want to check out some of the systems that I'm responsible for, and for each of them, I'd like to discover whether they're within the stated range. The problem is that I often can't discover a given kernel's codename. I can get the kernel's release number from "uname -a", but there doesn't seem to be any reliable way to compare that with codenames in forum messages. So I often can't figure out whether such forum messages apply to the kernels that I'm ssh'd to.

    So is there a general way to map the dotted-number release numbers to the codenames, and vice-versa? If there is, I could put it into a script that's in the toolkit that I copy around to systems. I'd also put it on my web sites, so I can fetch it quickly from a new machine (and you could, too, as soon as a googlebot stumbles across it, if you guess the right keywords that I'd include in the header comments ;-).

    So far, the answers to this question all seem to be of the form "If you're on a sytem Foo, here's how you do it ...". So you need to know the answer to the question in order to ask the question. I'm hoping for something a bit less circular. And preferably something scriptable.

    I've often wondered why this information has been universally excluded from what "uname -a" returns. Making use of forum replies would be a lot easier if either people would use the release numbers, or we had a simple way of mapping codenames to release numbers.

    This isn't just a linux problem. I'm typing this on a Macbook Pro, one of around a half dozen that I have access to. I can get the kernel's number (10.5.8) from the "About this Mac" menu item at the top left, but I don't know the kernel's name. I did a bit of poking around in /etc and /System, and didn't find it. There's probably a table of the names/numbers somewhere at apple.com, but google doesn't seem to know where it is. The problem is similar on other unix-like systems.

    Anyone know an algorithm for finding a random kernel's name? (Anything of the form "If it's <X> ..." is disqualified. ;-)

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    1. Re:So how can I discover a kernel's codename? by jgrahn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This isn't a totally trivial question. I've often seen comments in forums saying that something works in kernels from the Frosty Ferret release to the Manifest Monkey release.

      I think you can safely ignore anyone who refers to kernels by their silly-names. People who want to be understood uses whatever number uname -a says.

    2. Re:So how can I discover a kernel's codename? by AmbushBug · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you are confusing these kernel code names for the Ubuntu and Mac OSX code names. They are not the same. No one really uses the kernel code names except maybe kernel devs (but even they mostly refer to specific version numbers).

      You can find the Ubuntu and Mac OSX names on wikipedia (they're on their websites too, but wikipedia is easier to find). Here's Ubuntu's and here's Mac OSX.

    3. Re:So how can I discover a kernel's codename? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Ubuntu you can find out the release version and codename of what you are running by checking the /etc/lsb-release file.

      $ cat /etc/lsb-release

      This should in fact give you version information on most Linux distros.

  18. Re:Where Linux fails again by hamalnamal · · Score: 1

    I fail to the correlation, making a silly name takes 3 seconds, writing a driver does not.

  19. Re:Where Linux fails again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "When cowards collide" now in theatres!

  20. Don't click this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! People DON'T click this! It's NOT goatse!

  21. some? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "hilarious" is not the word, try "ridiculous". time to stop