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UK Announces "Cyber Strategy"

concealment writes "The UK government has announced a 'cyber strategy' outlining its plans to make the UK a safe place to do business online. Not limited to merely defending against attacks, the strategy outlines plans to take aggressive, proactive online action against security threats and criminals. Stricter enforcement of Internet usage restrictions and recruitment of volunteer 'cyber-specials' are also planned." An interesting bit from the article: "In promising to undertake aggressive, military cyberattacks, the UK will be following in the footsteps of the U.S. and Israel — together the presumed creators of the Stuxnet worm — and China, a nation regularly accused of infiltrating and compromising both private and government organizations to extract information."

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  1. My "Cyber Strategy" by kenzal · · Score: 5, Funny

    My "Cyber Strategy": I put on my robe and wizard hat.

  2. Do me a favour by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    UK governments can't even stop foreign criminals walking through the doors at the airports, nevermind computer viruses with malicious intent coming along the wires. The ministers probably can't even spell "cyberwarfare" never mind understand how to counter it.

    And given the record we have of foaming at the mouth histrionic "rights" activists with brains the size of peanuts it wouldn't surprise me if some bunch of right-on swampies start a protest group for the right to existence free of persecution of said viruses and trojans.

    1. Re:Do me a favour by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And given the record we have of foaming at the mouth histrionic "rights" activists with brains the size of peanuts it wouldn't surprise me if some bunch of right-on swampies start a protest group for the right to existence free of persecution of said viruses and trojans.

      Actually those people don't really exist, they are a fantasy invented by foaming at the mouth Daily Mail journalists and their equally foamy readers.

      UK governments can't even stop foreign criminals walking through the doors at the airports, nevermind computer viruses with malicious intent coming along the wires.

      So do you advocate doing nothing? Contrary to what you believe some parts of our security services do work quite well. Of more concern is the apparent declaration of a cyber cold war. I makes me wonder who they intend to target, as presumably there is little point in hacking Chinese companies since they stole all their designs from us in the first place. Actually thinking about it that makes sense, why try to hack your allies for commercial intel when you can hack the Chinese and steal the stuff they already stole from them?

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  3. More like "Cyber Strategery" by jkyrlach · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you are organizing a cyber division of your military, and one of your first inclinations is to alert the media. your more than likely are going to suck as as an administrator for said cyber division. Either that, or you are just hoping that the mere rumor you have such a division will deter would-be cyber combatants from picking you as a target.

    1. Re:More like "Cyber Strategery" by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      More accurate headline "Right Wing UK Government Plans to Corporatise The Internet". No longer will individuals have free reign to communicate any way they wish. The Right Wing UK Government, will hand over the internet to corporations. Corporate Mass Media, will once be given the reigns over communication, to once again control who can communicate with whom, how many they can communicate with and what they can say.

      The military industrial complex will be given the power, to criminalise discontent, to imprison anti-bank radicals and to name any hostile communications as terrorism with subsequent violent response.

      The Right Wing UK Government taking the people out of the internet and putting Multi-National Corporations back in charge.

      Here's betting their delusional pro-business 'er' pro corporate psychopath internet, self destructs as a pro ring propaganda network, before they get to lose the next election.

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  4. Stasi by CanEHdian · · Score: 2

    Stricter enforcement of Internet usage restrictions and recruitment of volunteer 'cyber-specials' are also planned."

    Three guesses (hint) what that means? I suggest the name "Special TAskforce Security Internet" or STASI, and it will recruit volunteers from the general public to spy on other members of the general public, to make sure they adhere to the Internet "usage restrictions" that are of course necessary to protect the rights holders.

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  5. I'm sure it will work out.... by Madman · · Score: 2

    So far the UK government has managed to do 0% of the things it says it will do, so I fully expect these measures to go precisely nowhere. Of course they'll annouce several monumenatally draconian and ineffective policies that they will later backtrack on before allowing this initiative to fade away.

  6. Re:American hypocrisy by jkyrlach · · Score: 2

    Good sir, That is not what makes it 1984. it's when there's an effing camera on every effing street corner all controlled by the state that we scream 1984.But that will change. No one over here reads anymore, so soon no will even know what 1984 is if someone screams it.And yes, being able to film officers in uniform performing duties of their office is a vital check and balance for warding off corrupt or inept uses of power, especially when it's illegal to resist arrest. If you don't think that's important, you deserve what you get.

  7. Pah by AdmV0rl0n · · Score: 2

    I've worked in IT for 20+ years. During that time, the security of systems has plummeted. The behaviour required to run systems with a level of 'hygiene' and appropriate controls has been systemic and eroding. Most businesses I see have most staff running as Admin, on old Windows machinery. And you can include significant chunks of government and elsewhere in the same state.

    Spyware, and malware have reached a state where defenses and defensive measures are overwhelmed, beaten, ineffective - and the sheer scale and size of 'IT' structures out runs all efforts unless they are highly controlled environments. The points mooted by the Foreign minister are deeply delusional. The idea that you'd open up your security to try and encircle the shambles that is the real world computational landscape is erroneous.

    The engineers get over-ruled by management, and the scale of the failings are the end result.

    Most Chinese Government sponsored actors (and others) are able to walk into the greater number of interesting targets, and circumvent the appalling data protection layering - and take what they like.

    And in due course, if you want to see the full scale hilarity and complete lack of knowledge in the area, I expect UK ministers to be signing up to deals with
    http://www.huawei.com/uk/
    in due course. At which point you can take it as read that its business as usual and that nobody who talked about it had any idea about what they are talking about.

    Current data systems, and how they are operated from are fundamentally broken, and nobody can fix it as it currently stands. It required whole root and branch rethinking, incluing the idea that software can ship, be sold and be used full of security holes and problems, and the authors can write a license that eradicates all responsibility for it in totality, and the world just goes round building stuff on sand.

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  8. Listen to Harry next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should also give Harry Pearce the ability to turn off the internet... just in case any more Russian submarines attempt to hack the UKs internet.